Recover Crystal Heart? Yes. Slay Sombra? Yes. Become the new King? Ye- wait what?!
The universe is forever altered as a human is embroiled into the timeline and ends up changing a key event of the story. John Bukharin woke up with a rare case of 'Isekai' into a world he knows about and... now he is a king. This is wrong on many levels. Especially the paperwork-level.
Without him, she'd be lost to the dead. Without her, he'd be lost to insanity. Together, a human and pony will come together to survive this monster filled hell known as Raccoon City.
It's a horrible city filled with monsters, horrible and deadly monsters. And an unlikely duo by the name of Dustin and Rainbow Dash will have to come together if they want to get out alive and escape this hell, known as Raccoon City.
As these two try to escape... one question rings through our heroes' minds.
Huge thanks to Alex_ for the coverart Thank you so much buddy! Feature Lite: 1/23/2018 Feature Regular: 2/15/2018
Here it is, since early 2014, it's finally been set free. Honestly, this story is... something important to me, something cathartic if you will, something I needed to get done, something that I should have gotten done years ago but let my own problems with self loathing and just general disregard for shit get in the way. Regardless... here it is, I hope you all enjoy.
Alice? It's me, Greyson. Yea, how long am I supposed to be in Wonderland again? Oh, that long, huh? Joy.
You know, I'm more than positive I've already written this before, but I can't for the life of me find that original transcript of what I had been writing. Probably got stolen or something. Shame. Then again, I might have just burnt it to kink shame Twilight and her book fetish.
Knowing me, that's probably exactly what I did.
Love you Sparky, don't try to geld me in my sleep please and thank you.
(It's literally your average HiE fic, except the guy is British, swears like there's no tomorrow and will most definitely be the grandest sarcastic arsehole that ever graced the land at the best of times. )
AN
Buckle up kiddos, we're doing the fucking time warp. Re-rewrite of the original with new and old shit happening. Variety is the spice of life, after all.
In case anyone remembers this story and thinks that I went through the trash to steal this story from the original author?
I am the original author. Give me your credit card details.
What's worse than becoming a pony? I'll tell you. Transforming into Princess Cadance during a college class and waking up in a horse-trailer. Yeah. Life's screwed up.
None of you know me. And I know why. I'm just an average 20 year-old MLP G4 brony... who is going to a college for graphic-novelists... in the year 2025.
But take my advice: life finds a way to screw with you at every turn. I know that because I had a first-hand experience with something nobody has ever experienced before.
I fell unconsious and turned into Princess Cadance. During a college class! And I woke up in a horse trailer post-transformation!
Life can be so f'ed up!
Now I'm in danger and being held hostage by a bunch of crazy people! But you all know how that ends. Right? Probably not. But do you know what? I don't know either.
This just goes to show that you should never wish to transform into a pony. Ever!
IMPORTANT NOTE! The first 9 chapters are a bit depressing. Read at your own risk!
ANOTHER NOTE: I know some things don’t make sense such as the fact that the government wouldn’t pay for having aliens discovered. But in my defense, the story happens in 2025, and real aliens haven’t really been brought down... I think.
Violence is minor, but the tag is there anyway.
Character tags will be added as the story progresses.
Featured on 7/9/2020, and 7/26/2020. Thank you all !
After dying unexpectedly, I find myself in a world of my own creation. Once I've actually created it, that is. I'm not sure why I get to do this, but I'm going to be sure to have fun building a universe. Even if it does have ponies instead of people.
You've all heard the "I died and was Displaced to Equestria" prompt. Rather than Equestria, I wound up in a Void, waiting to be shaped into a world, and with the power to do just that. After a brief conversation with someone who may or may not exist (still not sure if I was talking to myself) I decided to create Equestria, just to see what would happen. It's not turning out quite as I'd pictured, but I'm enjoying the ride.
Your binge-watch of FIM episodes just turned into Take-Home-A-Celestia Day. What's a lucky guy to do but screw?
So you've got an hour to kill before work. Of course you elect to shoot the breeze on this sunny day by watching some episodes of Friendship is Magic that prominently feature the Princess of The Sun. So much so that you notice Celestia's sticking on the screen even after the fade to black. And that she's looking to get out of this TV and onto your stiff dick. Why, who are you do keep a Princess from what she craves?
Pic credit goes to Dragk. Commission credit for this fic goes to CrypticMetaphor.
Also, happy belated 10th anniversary, Friendship is Magic!
WARNING: ♫ Celestia you're so damn sweet though ♫ I wanna know if you've a shining for my meat though ♫ In terms of packages you're so complete though ♫ And when we climax I press repeat though ♫
A middle aged brony finds herself inexplicably replacing Chrysalis as the new queen of the hive a few decades before a certain pony prophesy comes to fruition. Now the new queen must decide what direction to take the kingdom she inherited..
A middle aged brony inexplicably replaces Chrysalis as a new changeling queen some decades before the fruition of a certain pony prophesy. Now the new queen must figure out how to manage a kingdom that has been in a slow, seemingly irreversible, decline for the past several thousand years.
You finally gather the strength to inform a certain yellow pegasus that you possess feelings for her.
Fluttershy has always struck you as the most down-to-earth, beautiful, and angelic of ponies. No other has captured your heart like she has. But of course, she doesn't know that. In this particular encounter with the dainty, timid mare, you finally confess feelings, and things go a place you never could've dreamed.
A serious take on the HiE self-insert genre. This is the story of a by all accounts normal human being, caught up in events beyond his control. Forced to deal with the possibility of being stuck in a world that's strange in more ways than one.
A freak lightning storm, strange lights, and an unassuming, yet mysterious stone obelisk. What do these things have to do with an average college student from North Tonawanda? At first, nothing. But when nineteen year-old Connor lets his curiosity get the better of him and lands in the center of a cosmic coincidence, he probably should have left well enough alone.
Now he finds himself stranded in an impossible world where magic is real, and "normal" takes on a whole new meaning. A world populated by sentient creatures calling themselves "ponies." A stranger in a strange land, Connor's yearning for answers and a way back to Earth will try both his patience and his sanity in the days following his arrival, even with the support of his new equine friends. But as he witnesses his life slowly spiral out of control, he will call into question his definition of home, humanity, destiny, and what it means to truly belong.
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Rated Teen just in case for occasional swearing. This story takes place shortly after the end of Season 2, and the main character is from an Earth where MLP never existed (in order to preserve proper characterization). Or just assume he's never heard of it, that works too.
The title is not an Evangelion reference, I was just inspired by the wording scheme.
|Self-Insert Fic| I thought being an Alicorn prince would be awesome, because, you know, magic and imortality and knowing souls do exist is kind of awesome, right? Eh, not so much when your new mother is a crazed wannabe goddess.
So, I was living a fairly normal life, going to school, reading fanfics, marvelling at the magnificence of the internet and humanity at large, you know, a totally normal person. Then, suddenly, I wasn't. No biggie, because every brony's dream came true for me: I was reborn as a pony, an Alicorn even! That sounds great, right? Ah, aha, um, nope! Not when I'm the "son" of God-Empress Celestia of the Holy Empire of Equestria, who would make even the Imperium of 40k balk at her xenophobia and egomania. Well, I've got magic, that has to count for something, right?
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2017-07-09: Holy salmon, I've been featured. My first ever story got featured. In 3 days. I have no idea what I did to have the honour, but thank you all!
Twilight Sparkle listens to your retelling of human history in the 1930s and 40s and comes to a startling conclusion.
Staying in Twilight's Castle, you make the terrible error of flippantly calling her 'Hitler'. She demands a history lesson (for archiving purposes, of course) and you give her one that ends up being far more frustrating than you had anticipated.
When a graduate student ends up on the wrong side of Equestria. He must do what he can to survive, which basically means becoming the ultimate changeling nerd.
Random guy ends up in Equestria story, yet for reasons unbeknownst to him, he finds himself in an Equestria much like the one he barely remembers from a show he once watched, yet very different in all the wrong aspects.
It can't possibly be because he turned into a changeling right after their infamous invasion.
Right?
And now with an editor. A huge round of applause to Kablam Pony for helping me with editing this story.
A giant round of applause for mix-up for drawing such splendid cover art.
Tags:
AU: This is literally an alternate Equestria, where grim events happen as normal occurrences, also, the story starts from season 2 and moves up to season 4.
Comedy: who doesn't like to laugh at the misery of a fictional character?
Adventure: if that wasn't obvious I don't know what is.
Dark: Some of you pointed out that it has some dark elements, but don't worry, I will not write anything overboard.
Human: dare I need to state why.
Teen because of a couple of death scenes here and there, no gore, unless it's written in an extremely scientific language.
Oh, it's a shameless self insert by the way. I want to see how much I can write myself as a character in my own story and how much it relates to other characters I have written.
You spend some time snuggling Celestia. You have some interesting things to say to her.
After Luna's *interesting* approach to snuggling, you stop by Celestia's chambers to spend some quality time snuggling with her. However, like many simple actions in life, this one may lead to a deeper connection than you expected.
A sequel to "Shadowy Snuggles" and the fifth story in the "Snuggles" series. If you're new to the series, you can start with "Seraphic Snuggles", or just jump right in here!
Your next target to snuggle is Applejack. However, you have to get through Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash first, who are both affection starved.
Returning from your time with the Princesses in Canterlot, you visit Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash to cuddle before setting your sights on the next target that Twilight has prepared for you: the farmer, Applejack. The Sixth Story in the 'Snuggles' series. A Sequel to: Seraphic Snuggles Scholarly Snuggles Prismatic Snuggles Shadowy Snuggles And a Direct Sequel to: Sunlit Snuggles
Cover art is an old picture from Mewyk91 on deviantart.
A human wakes up as Discord just as Keep Calm and Flutter On begins.
After dying in a predictably stupid car accident, a human wakes up paralyzed and unable to see or feel anything... which seems reasonable for the aftermath of an argument with a truck, until Celestia starts talking and he figures out that he's dreaming that he's Discord. And then the Elements set him free and he figures out no, actually, this isn't a dream. Begins right before "Keep Calm and Flutter On", and the first few chapters crib a lot of dialogue from that.
Not Displaced, but it is one of those "human wakes up in the body of an Equestrian supervillain" stories. However. Fellow Discord fans. Trust me, I'm not gonna write a story about our boy where the real thing never makes an appearance. The actual Discord will show up sooner or later. Also not a self insert, as should be obvious if you listen to the main character talk about himself for about 30 seconds.
This is a commission for The Bird, but the original story idea was mine and I take credit for everything except the impetus to actually write the damn thing.
Tags are a complete guess, I actually have no idea how to tag this thing.
Started out as a rando, comedy clopfic, and has evolved into so much more. ;)
I've been in Equestria for a few months now. Long enough to become acclimated in this amazingly open minded and accepting land. Not long enough, though, for me to figure out much beyond how friendly everypony is. That, and how amazingly horny I’m starting to get. I need to get laid, like, now. With that thought, and one single pony in mind, I go to get a bit of advice on how best to go about it, and bite off more than I can chew. . . . When that plot fails, however, and all seems dark, and faith is broken, a shadow comes in the night, to restore hope. She comes with power, and she comes with love. What will happen next? This is not a Clopfic, anymore. This is so much more. ____________________________________________
So, what is this? I don’t even know exactly, anymore. Certainly none of what used to be written here really applies, now. This. . . . This is an ever changing, ever evolving piece of . . . something. Not sure what. It may be funny, may be raunchy, may be smutty, may be sad, may make you angry, may make you happy. In the end, it’s written for passion, and love, and that’s what it shall stand for. Hope you enjoy! Until next time, Ponies, Harmonia Resurgent! Cover art by The Internet(No idea, honestly, but whoever they are, they deserve a medal) Idea spawned through a random conversation with my partner Completed.
Minding your own business. That's what you were doing! Until you saw a MILF that you couldn't take your eyes off of. Of course, she noticed your staring. But she didn't get mad or offended. Instead, she made you an offer: Five, or Fifteen more?
You were just taking a walk through Ponyville, minding your own damn business, when she caught your attention. A pink MILF. She was sitting on a bench in a dress that was far to tight for her figure, and you couldn't help but stare. It was only for a moment, but she took notice of your apparent gaze. But she didn't get sore with you, or even annoyed. Instead, she smiled, and offered you a deal. Most would call it prostitution, but you called it the best day you've had in a long time.
Contains: Sex, Cum Inflation, Prostitution, and Sexy, Sexy MILF Action!
6/24/18 - 6/28/18: Holy hell, this story got featured! I can't believe it! Thank you all!
My name is Adam and I love the MLP. One day I found myself in a very strange and unbelievable situation. I met with an imaginary pony character, who was one of my mind's creations.
Daffy. This is her name. Thanks to the MLP series I drew an OC, who is alive now. She is a giant imaginary pony, who tries to be my friend. And of course I wanna be her friend too, because I created her and gave her personality.
Thank you so much buddy!
