What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
Princess Cadence and Prince-Captain Shining Armor have given Thorax a journal to document his days in the Crystal Empire so they can help him learn from his experiences. This can only go well.
Dear Small Pony Book,
Hello. My name is Thorax. I am a changeling formerly of the Badlands Hive, ruled by the terrible Queen Chrysalis. Nowadays, I am fortunate to call the Crystal Empire home, and their Royal Family my friends.
Since I'm rather new to living in pony society—without orders to infiltrate, of course—my new friends have been doing their very best to help me get acclimated to this strange, alien way of life. To this end, Princess Cadence has instructed me to tell you of my experiences so that we might use this as time to reflect together. However, I do find it strange. How am I to discuss my day to day interactions with a book? Especially one without a name? You can't not have a name, that would just be rude. So, I will just have to figure one out for you.
I'm not sure why Cadence is laughing at that, or why Shining Armor is groaning. This is a very serious issue.
These ponies are strange. But I don't think I'd have them any other way.
A little thing for me to fiddle with when I'm bored. Updates will likely be sporadic. Tagged as a prequel/sequel to The Face I'll Wear because it will explore some of the same themes and will show events before and after the story.
Chrysalis' evil Mane Six clones survived their encounter with the Tree of Harmony. Reforming them is proving to be a more difficult task than expected.
Like any good Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle always tries her best to reform and befriend villains. Things are a little different, though, when the villain is you. Er, sort of, anyway. Reforming the evil clones of her and her friends made by Chrysalis is hard! Maybe it's time to call in the big guns...
A story written as a prize for Tangerine Blast, who took third place in this year's version of my CuddleFic Contest and wanted a story where the evil Mane Six survive, and where Evil Twilight pals up with Pinkie Pie!
EDIT: Non-mature featured 4/24/19! (Will it make the standard feature box? We'll see~)
A collaborative collection of stories about finding ponies in your bed.
You're just an ordinary guy, living an ordinary life. But your life changes one miserable Monday, when you arrive home to find an unexpected visitor in your house: specifically, you discover Twilight Sparkle in your bed.
Things go downhill fast.
And she's just your first visitor.
Tags and contributing authors will be added as needed. A couple new chapters will be added daily until the well runs dry. Continuity is overrated, so don't complain about it. It's a thematic collab, not a big budget Hollywood movie where there are never any continuity errors. Do you want to join? Click here!
What more can you say about your life? You have the girl, had the guts, got the glory, went the distance and everything seemed to come to a sudden stop. Things were rocky enough as they were, without the two of them showing up and stirring the pot...
You figured by now things would've smoothed themselves out, but you were sorely mistaken. For whatever reason you couldn't shake a growing sense of guilt from your gut, and it wore you down each and every day, something Cadence seemed to notice. She tried reaching out to you multiple times, but you kept brushing it off until there was no more excuses.
But, just when you started to get somewhere, you both got summoned to the main hall for an emergency. Someone was there, and demanded an audience with the Princesses. And it was fair to say, they had some outrageous demands, both official and quite personal ones.
As if you weren't already doubtful of your entire situation...
Just going to say, this story evolved into something a lot more complex than I planned almost a year ago. So, instead of cutting up content, I decided to just make multiple chapters to leave nothing untouched or left out for you all. There is going to be a lot of questions answered, things explained, love will be tested and tried along the way, along with the good ol' fashioned smut that you've come to expect.
Shout out to two dudes who helped polish things up, and make it readable to you all. Couldn't have done it without them.
When a patrol of Royal Guards finds an infant changling while exploring the Frozen North, one pony decides take the abandoned shapeshifter in and raise it as her own daughter.
When a Royal Guard of the Crystal Empire finds an abandoned changeling foal, she takes in the infant and raises it as her own daughter. It’s love at first sight, and the bond that forms between them gets the guard in a lot more trouble than she bargained for.
Flurry and Shining learn what it's like to be each other for a day
Ever since Shining helped his daughter to control her never-ending heat, the two had become nearly inseparable (much to the chagrin Princess Cadance). One day, in a freak magical accident, father and daughter become acquainted with each other in ways they never thought possible.
WARNING: this story contains incest, unknowing incest, incest-adjacent sex, casual breakfast blowjobs, body-swapping, futas, facials, creampies, a bit of voyeurism, a very tired Shining Armor, and a totally, 200% legally aged Flurry Heart
Cover is 2174842 on Derpi
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*For posterity's sake, let it be known that when My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic ended it's initial run on October 12, 2019, this story was #2 in the Featured Box.*
An AC-130 traveling through the Bermuda Triangle is transported to Equestria. How will the inhabitants of this world view this strange metal contraption. More importantly the occupants within.
A United States Air Force AC-130 is transported to Equestria while in transit through the Bermuda Triangle. Insanity aside, this motley crew of aviators must juggle their duties while treading the uncertain waters of diplomacy.
Disclaimer: I've decided to write this in an attempt to get a more realistic view of what military in Equestria would act like, rather then the dark brooding kill happy stuff I've read. So with that being said, these guys will act more like diplomats. So there won't be much gore, and they certainly won't be going on a killing spree. (Obviously, as fiction the term realistic is applied loosely. My main goal is a realistic characterization of one specific community within the military. Just keep an open mind about how sub-cultures can exist within an entity as large as the U.S. military and you'll be fine.) Also rated teen for obvious reasons, morbid humor, light swearing, and background stories.
During her brother's surprise wedding, Twilight meets a demon from her past that overturns the lives of everypony around her, and threatens to tear apart their friendships. Meanwhile, Twilight's enemies, old and new, close in as her spirit fails.
Hello, my name is Twilight Sparkle. My brothers are Shining Armor, captain of the Royal Guard, and a dragon named Spike that I hatched when I was little. I have five friends that help me wield the Elements of Harmony, artifacts that protect Equestria from evil. I have a few other friends that are less important, but still great ponies nonetheless.
One catch, though. I am also a changeling Queen, and the friends and family I just mentioned are all my subjects, and children as well. They don't even know it, but everything's working out alright, so no reason to tell them! After all, it's not like a giant wave of love energy could suddenly reveal all the changelings in Canterlot, right? Right?
Part 1, Revelation: Twilight Sparkle meets an old enemy that reveals a secret she's kept since she was named.
Part 2, Recollection: The Elements of Harmony try to get to the truth of the matter, changeling Queens begin their game of chess, Queen Citlali takes her Hive and runs from Canterlot.
Part 3, Reformation: Queen Citlali begins to grow her hive, Whitetail Hive takes some time to get used to the news, Princess Cadance dreams of a dark creature.
May 11-15, 2017: Featured for the maximum time... whoa.
Shortly after being defeated in the Canterlot invasion, Chrysalis decides to use her most powerful weapon against the ponies; bureaucracy.
Chrysalis was blasted from Canterlot by Shining’s and Cadance’s love for each other, but she hasn’t lost yet, she still has a secret weapon against them.
A weapon that only an ancient love-sucking being with a keen mind and an army of spies can wield; a deep understanding of the pony’s laws.
So, she arms herself with a business suit, glasses, and a briefcase full of documents, and marches on towards Canterlot.
When a graduate student ends up on the wrong side of Equestria. He must do what he can to survive, which basically means becoming the ultimate changeling nerd.
Random guy ends up in Equestria story, yet for reasons unbeknownst to him, he finds himself in an Equestria much like the one he barely remembers from a show he once watched, yet very different in all the wrong aspects.
It can't possibly be because he turned into a changeling right after their infamous invasion.
Right?
And now with an editor. A huge round of applause to Kablam Pony for helping me with editing this story.
A giant round of applause for mix-up for drawing such splendid cover art.
Tags:
AU: This is literally an alternate Equestria, where grim events happen as normal occurrences, also, the story starts from season 2 and moves up to season 4.
Comedy: who doesn't like to laugh at the misery of a fictional character?
Adventure: if that wasn't obvious I don't know what is.
Dark: Some of you pointed out that it has some dark elements, but don't worry, I will not write anything overboard.
Human: dare I need to state why.
Teen because of a couple of death scenes here and there, no gore, unless it's written in an extremely scientific language.
Oh, it's a shameless self insert by the way. I want to see how much I can write myself as a character in my own story and how much it relates to other characters I have written.
Shining Armour and Cadance (and occasionally, Chrysalis) have some pretty inventive sex.
On Shining's birthday, he's offered the opportunity to fuck his female counterpart, Gleaming Shield.
Kinks: Threesome, Double Blowjob, Selfcest, Brother/Sister Roleplay, Filthy Consensual Married Sex, Lots of Teasing and Giving, Creampie, Cum Play, Narcissism.
Discord, bored of the world after ruling it for centuries, senses his up coming demise and visits another world overflowing with chaos. After seemingly picking a random creature, he offers the biped a tempting choice to keep things chaotic.
Discord, bored of the world after maintaining balance of harmony and chaos for untold centuries, senses his upcoming demise and visits another world overflowing with chaos. After seemingly picking a random human, he offers the biped a tempting choice to keep things chaotic.
The human man chosen is named Carl Benson whom is 28 years old and an avid gamer of the MOBA Smite, battleground of the gods. When offered to have any abilities from the strange missmatched creature before him, he asks for the ability to be any god from the game, and receives a bracer that would allow him to become any god from the game, old or new ones whenever he so chooses.
Intrigued, the human accepts and is sent to Equestria to take over Discord's job for a while.
Crossover with the game Smite which is owned by Hi-Rez.
Chrysalis has a small purple filly named Twilight in her castle, and it looks as if she's going to be adopting her for a long while. Can Twilight's love change her, or even the entire hive?
Only time will tell, though Chrysalis is determined that she could never find something so fuzzy and energetic in any way cute.
A sequel by popular demand! Rated T so I have a little flexibility with language and the like, but for the most part I imagine things will be very light and non-explicit.
Cadance starts a paid dating service, doubling as a firm for marriage and divorce law, and hires a 'reformed' Chrysalis as an intern. Nopony's relationship is safe.
Cadance starts a paid dating service, doubling as a firm for both marriage and divorce law, and hires a 'reformed' Chrysalis as an intern.
Nopony's relationship is safe, least of all her own.
Horse Running on Porn/Hentai Logic in Land of Chill and Fluffy Pones
This is actuallly a spinoff of my Worm story "On a Steel Horse I Ride" over on Questionable Questing and if anyone's curious I suggest you check it out. My handle is exactly the same here so I should be easy to find. Also in the general "Build" for Steel is also avaliable on that thread as well.
Oh and the original version of the story can be found in the Index threadmark of the thread. Anyway moving on.
Steel is a Hyperadvance Biomechanical Sexbot in the Shape of a Horse. In a world with magical equines. Kinda awesome seeing as he's passingly familiar with the fandom however things aren't "canon" or is he in some fanfic verse.
But the absolutely worst thing? His dick is too big and any mare that sees it gets intimidated by it.
Goddamnit!!!
Currently rated Teen however as I progress I may upgrade it to Mature and tag it with Sex.
Yeah I went screw it and decided to make it Mature and Tag it some more.
Here's a link to Questionable Questing and the if that might give context to this is "On a Steel Horse I ride" I also have this posted there as well!
