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MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Random Slice of Life Alt. Universe Twilight Luna Trixie Main 6
The entire series of FiM as a harem comedy, centering around a Rule 63 Twilight Sparkle
Twilight Sparkle was never born. As a mare, anyway. Instead, this story stars the young colt Dusk Shine, personal protoge of Celestia, asocial bookworm, and (unknownst to him) super-cute pretty boy.
When Celestia sends Dusk Shine to Ponyville, all he wants to do is prepare for Nightmare Moon's return. But when five certain mares each develop a massive crush on Dusk, he'll have more on his plate than Twilight ever did. (No clop scenes, I Pinkie Promise)
Hey, author of the story here. You might have noticed that there's a big ugly Cancelled at the bottom of all those chapters. This is only half true. The story is actually continuing under the name of a different author, White Rabbit. In fact, you're probably here to get a little recap for his version of it. It's okay, nobody's judging you. When you're done reading this (and by god, I hope you have a lot of spare time for that), go here for the continuation.
Chapters Mio Amore, No Me Gusta · 31st of July, 201210,174
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus · 1st of August, 20122,609
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus Pt. 2 · 20th of October, 20124,979
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus Pt. 3 · 20th of October, 20124,384
Dat Plot (and Subplot) · 13th of August, 20122,950
Dat Plot (and Subplot) Pt. 2 · 15th of August, 20123,085
DatPlot (and Subplot) Pt. 3 · 1st of September, 20123,173
Dusk meets Trixie · 20th of September, 20126,520
The Rise of Dovashy · 31st of August, 20122,271
The Rise of Dovashy Pt. 2 · 6th of September, 20122,362
The Rise of Dovashy Pt. 3 · 8th of September, 20122,937
Sleepovers and Shenanigans · 18th of September, 20122,754
Sleepovers and Shenanigans Pt. 2 · 19th of October, 20121,408
Sleepovers and Shenanigans Pt. 3 · 14th of September, 20122,036
Wild Mass Guessing · 15th of September, 20124,597
Wild Mass Guessing Pt. 2 · 25th of November, 20121,818
Wild Mass Guessing Pt. 3 · 4th of October, 20125,256
A Parasprite's POV · 6th of October, 20122,729
A Parasprite's POV Pt. 2 · 19th of October, 20122,533
A Parasprite's POV Pt. 3 · 29th of October, 20127,401
Winter Wrap-Up (Or Not...) · 29th of October, 2012698
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever · 18th of November, 20125,728
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever Pt. 2 · 25th of November, 20127,040
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever Pt. 3 · 13th of January, 20136,344
¡Traducción Española en Producción! · 16th of February, 201357
Rarity's Pussy · 18th of February, 20137,549
Intermission Chapter: The Date · 24th of February, 20132,694
Rarity's Pussy Pt. 2 · 28th of March, 20134,042
Deleted Scene: Celestia's Love Letter · 1st of April, 2013874
Rarity's Pussy Pt. 3 · 6th of April, 20134,563
Pinkieception · 10th of April, 20132,759
Pinkieception Pt. 2 · 13th of April, 20133,401
Pinkieception Pt. 3 · 18th of April, 20134,009
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Premiere · 27th of May, 20133,560
Intermission Chapter: Luna's Letters · 17th of July, 20131,334
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Movie · 22nd of August, 20136,287
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Crossover · 7th of April, 20142,372
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MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Crossover Main 6
Sequel to the Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends. Everyone's favorite wizard returns to Equestria.
Almost a year has gone by for Harry Dresden since he left Equestria. He'd have written, but between saving his newly discovered brother and destroying a scourge of vampires he's been a little busy. Then out of the blue he receives a strange letter from Twilight asking him to return. With no cases at the moment he eagerly accepts, but his friends aren't the only ponies expecting him. There's been a lot of rumors since his last visit and some ponies aren't too keen on seeing him come back.
A sequel to The Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends.
Chapters Prologue · 6th of March, 20122,091
Chapter One · 6th of March, 20126,169
Chapter Two · 21st of March, 20125,195
Chapter Three · 27th of April, 20126,294
Chapter Four · 28th of June, 20126,360
Chapter Five · 28th of July, 20127,331
Chapter Six · 11th of August, 20127,792
Chapter Seven · 30th of August, 20128,759
Chapter Eight · 24th of September, 20128,053
Chapter Nine · 10th of October, 20127,560
Chapter Ten · 5th of November, 20128,777
Chapter Eleven · 21st of November, 20128,576
Chapter Twelve · 14th of December, 20127,606
Chapter Thirteen · 19th of January, 20138,111
Chapter Fourteen · 13th of March, 201321,148
Chapter Fifteen · 7th of April, 20137,178
Chapter Sixteen · 30th of May, 20138,541
Chapter Seventeen · 16th of July, 20139,395
Chapter Eighteen · 27th of August, 20139,136
Chapter Nineteen · 20th of November, 20138,164
Chapter Twenty · 22nd of January, 20145,679
Chapter Twenty-One · 9th of April, 201410,738
Chapter Twenty-Two · 23rd of April, 201410,347
Chapter Twenty-Three · 20th of May, 20146,486
Epilogue · 22nd of May, 20143,953
Likes: 2262 Dislikes: 33
MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Crossover Trixie Main 6
Harry Dresden, Chicago's only professional wizard, accidentally travels to Equestria. What could go wrong?
Harry Dresden, Chicago's only professional wizard, accidentally travels to Equestria after being attacked in the Nevernever. Twilight is none too amused with their newest 'guest', but trouble is brewing. Somepony is planning something sinister and the mane six may need Dresden's help however little some of them want it.
Story Image by: Lynxgriffin Cover arrangement by: Novel Idea
Chapters Prologue · 28th of January, 2012911
Chapter One · 28th of January, 20123,466
Chapter Two · 29th of January, 20123,136
Chapter Three · 29th of January, 20124,765
Chapter Four · 1st of March, 20127,055
Chapter Five · 31st of January, 20126,017
Chapter Six · 31st of January, 20125,495
Chapter Seven · 31st of January, 20126,804
Chapter Eight · 1st of February, 20126,948
Chapter Nine · 2nd of February, 20126,677
Chapter Ten · 2nd of February, 20129,145
Chapter Eleven · 3rd of February, 20127,214
Chapter Twelve · 3rd of February, 20126,835
Likes: 2127 Dislikes: 47
MLP: FiM Sex Profanity Adventure Sci-Fi Crossover Human Spitfire Changelings Starlight Glimmer Dragons Cherry Berry
Mark Watney is stranded- the only human on Mars. But he's not alone- five astronauts from a magical kingdom are shipwrecked with him.
Twilight Sparkle's experimental interplanetary drive has malfunctioned, stranding Starlight Glimmer, Spitfire, Cherry Berry, a changeling and a dragon on a hostile planet in another universe. With limited food supplies, very little magic, no communications with home, and no way to leave the planet, they must survive until somepony rescues them.
Fortunately they crashed right next door to another creature with the exact same problem- a creature named Mark Watney.
They're going to science the buck out of everything- and do whatever it takes to survive Mars and get everybody home.
TVTropes page here! Thanks to GymQuirk for making it!
Commissioned art and fan works from the readers! Thanks, everybody!
This experiment in an updates-daily story was made possible by a generous grant from Canary in the Coal Mine and viewers like you.
(Sex tag for crude talk about sex, but no actual sex in the story.)
Chapters Foreword · 10th of November, 2018462
Sol 6 · 2nd of January, 20184,046
Sol 7 · 3rd of January, 20184,154
Sol 8 · 3rd of January, 20183,914
Sol 9 · 5th of January, 20183,362
Sol 10 · 5th of January, 20181,305
Sol 11 · 6th of January, 20184,207
Sol 12 · 7th of January, 20181,776
Sols 13-15 · 8th of January, 20183,867
Sol 16 · 10th of January, 20182,600
Sol 17 · 11th of January, 20184,204
Sol 18 · 11th of January, 20181,390
Sol 19 · 13th of January, 20181,632
Sol 20 · 13th of January, 20184,969
Sol 21 · 14th of January, 20182,227
Sol 23 · 15th of January, 20182,407
Sol 24 · 17th of January, 20182,822
Sol 26 · 18th of January, 20181,900
Sol 30 · 18th of January, 20181,063
Sol 31 · 19th of January, 20183,944
Sol 32 · 20th of January, 20182,297
Sol 33 · 21st of January, 20181,144
Sol 36 · 23rd of January, 2018813
Sol 37 · 23rd of January, 20181,328
Sol 38 · 24th of January, 20181,877
Sol 39 · 26th of January, 2018986
Sols 40-41 · 26th of January, 20182,722
Sol 42 · 27th of January, 20181,360
Sol 43 · 28th of January, 20181,990
Sol 44 · 29th of January, 20182,246
Sol 45 · 30th of January, 20181,591
Sol 47 · 31st of January, 20182,248
Sol 48 · 2nd of February, 20181,230
Sol 50 · 3rd of February, 20181,147
Sols 52-55 · 4th of February, 20181,202
Sol 56 · 5th of February, 20182,789
Sol 57 · 6th of February, 20181,317
Sols 59-60 · 7th of February, 20181,661
Sol 62 · 8th of February, 20181,728
Sol 63 · 8th of February, 2018935
Sol 64 · 9th of February, 20182,128
Sol 65 · 9th of February, 20181,282
Sols 66-69 · 11th of February, 20181,546
Sol 70 · 11th of February, 2018745
Sol 71 · 13th of February, 20181,247
Sol 74 · 14th of February, 2018429
Sol 77 · 15th of February, 20181,717
Sol 84 · 16th of February, 20181,053
Sol 86 · 17th of February, 20181,496
Sol 88 · 17th of February, 20185,247
Sol 89 · 18th of February, 20182,606
Sol 90 · 19th of February, 20181,551
Sol 91 · 21st of February, 20181,633
Sol 92 · 22nd of February, 20181,276
Sol 93 · 23rd of February, 20181,782
Sol 94 · 24th of February, 20181,174
Sol 95 · 24th of February, 20182,340
Sol 96 · 25th of February, 20181,691
Sol 97 · 27th of February, 20182,190
Sol 98 · 28th of February, 20181,743
Sol 99 · 1st of March, 20181,638
Sol 100 · 2nd of March, 20182,483
Sol 101 · 3rd of March, 20181,900
Sol 102 · 4th of March, 20181,795
Sol 103 · 4th of March, 20181,506
Sol 104 · 6th of March, 20182,371
Sol 105 · 7th of March, 20182,548
Sol 106 · 7th of March, 20181,504
Sol 107 · 9th of March, 20181,643
Sol 108 · 10th of March, 20181,101
Sol 109 · 11th of March, 20181,296
Sol 110 · 11th of March, 20181,031
Sol 111 · 13th of March, 20181,506
Sol 113 · 14th of March, 20181,989
Sol 114 · 14th of March, 20181,780
Sol 116 · 16th of March, 20181,987
Sol 119 · 16th of March, 20181,175
Sol 120 · 17th of March, 2018976
Sol 122 · 18th of March, 2018493
Sol 123 · 20th of March, 20181,625
Sol 125 · 21st of March, 20181,444
Sol 129 · 22nd of March, 20181,666
Sol 134 · 23rd of March, 20181,221
Sol 137 · 23rd of March, 20181,707
Sol 138 · 25th of March, 2018814
Sol 141 · 25th of March, 20182,009
Sol 144 · 27th of March, 2018325
Sol 147 · 28th of March, 2018758
Sol 151 · 29th of March, 20181,071
Sol 157 · 30th of March, 20181,671
Sol 162 · 31st of March, 2018790
Sols 167-168 · 1st of April, 20181,390
Sols 174-175 · 1st of April, 20181,283
Sol 177 · 3rd of April, 20181,371
Sol 178 · 3rd of April, 20181,273
Sol 179 · 5th of April, 2018546
Sol 180 · 5th of April, 20182,532
Sol 181 · 7th of April, 20181,131
Sol 183 · 8th of April, 20181,526
Sol 184 · 9th of April, 20181,164
Sol 185 · 10th of April, 20183,033
Sol 186 · 11th of April, 20181,029
Sol 187 · 12th of April, 20181,811
Sol 188 · 13th of April, 20181,688
Sol 189 · 14th of April, 20181,813
Sol 190 · 14th of April, 20181,846
Sol 191 · 16th of April, 20182,608
Sol 192 · 17th of April, 2018131
Sol 193 · 18th of April, 20181,894
Sol 194 · 18th of April, 20182,571
Sol 195 · 20th of April, 20182,322
Sol 196 · 21st of April, 20185,443
Sol 197 · 22nd of April, 20182,367
Sol 200 · 23rd of April, 20182,018
Sol 201 · 24th of April, 20181,073
Sol 202 · 24th of April, 20181,461
Sol 204 · 26th of April, 20182,312
Sol 207 · 27th of April, 20182,122
Sol 209 · 28th of April, 2018707
Sol 210 · 28th of April, 20181,411
Sol 211 · 30th of April, 20181,897
Sol 214 · 1st of May, 20181,379
Sol 215 · 1st of May, 20184,164
Sol 216 · 3rd of May, 2018570
Sol 217 · 4th of May, 20182,517
Sol 218 · 4th of May, 20181,342
Sol 219 · 6th of May, 2018987
Sol 221 · 6th of May, 20182,305
Sol 222 · 8th of May, 20181,294
Sol 224 · 9th of May, 2018537
Sol 227 · 9th of May, 20181,871
Sol 228 · 10th of May, 20182,631
Sol 229 · 12th of May, 20182,494
Sol 230 · 13th of May, 20181,170
Sol 231 · 13th of May, 20182,849
Sol 232 · 15th of May, 2018636
Sol 233 · 16th of May, 20181,303
Sol 234 · 17th of May, 20181,531
Sol 235 · 18th of May, 2018660
Sol 237 · 19th of May, 20181,486
Sol 238 · 20th of May, 20181,315
Sol 240 · 20th of May, 20181,611
Sol 241 · 22nd of May, 20181,249
Sol 244 · 22nd of May, 2018655
Sol 245 · 24th of May, 2018718
Sol 247 · 25th of May, 20181,231
Sol 248 · 25th of May, 20181,076
Sol 249 · 27th of May, 2018839
Sol 250 · 28th of May, 20181,022
Sol 251 · 29th of May, 20181,031
Sol 252 · 30th of May, 2018847
Sol 253 · 31st of May, 20181,842
Sol 256 · 1st of June, 20181,319
Sol 257 · 2nd of June, 20181,523
Sol 258 · 3rd of June, 2018993
Sol 259 · 3rd of June, 20181,096
Sol 261 · 5th of June, 20181,077
Sol 266 · 6th of June, 20182,088
Sol 267 · 7th of June, 2018804
Sol 268 · 8th of June, 2018866
Sol 269 · 9th of June, 2018706
Sol 270 · 10th of June, 2018811
Sol 271 · 10th of June, 201894
Sol 273-274 · 11th of June, 20181,726
Sol 276 · 13th of June, 2018767
Sol 283 · 13th of June, 20181,002
Sol 286 · 14th of June, 20182,362
Sol 287 · 15th of June, 20183,231
Sol 289 · 17th of June, 20181,664
Sol 290 · 18th of June, 2018948
Sol 294-295 · 19th of June, 20182,257
Sol 296-297 · 20th of June, 20182,606
Sol 302 · 21st of June, 20181,055
Sol 303 · 22nd of June, 20182,211
Sol 305 · 23rd of June, 20182,077
Sol 307 · 24th of June, 2018926
Sol 308 · 25th of June, 20181,781
Sols 309-310 · 26th of June, 20182,620
Sol 311 · 27th of June, 20181,434
Sol 314 · 27th of June, 20181,768
Sol 316-318 · 29th of June, 20181,717
Sol 320 · 30th of June, 20181,419
Sol 322 · 1st of July, 2018623
Sol 325 · 2nd of July, 20181,075
Sol 328 · 3rd of July, 20181,279
Sol 330 · 4th of July, 20182,723
Sol 331 · 5th of July, 20181,181
Sol 332 · 6th of July, 20181,530
Sol 333 · 7th of July, 20181,685
Sol 334 · 8th of July, 20181,790
Sol 335 · 9th of July, 20182,354
Sol 336 · 10th of July, 2018746
Sol 338 · 11th of July, 20181,363
Sol 340 · 12th of July, 20181,026
Sol 342 · 13th of July, 20181,591
Sol 346 · 14th of July, 2018474
Sol 347 · 15th of July, 20181,973
Sol 349 · 16th of July, 2018651
Sol 350 · 17th of July, 2018847
Sol 354 · 18th of July, 20181,754
Sol 360 · 19th of July, 20181,257
Sol 361 · 20th of July, 20181,121
Sol 363 · 21st of July, 2018736
Sol 364 · 22nd of July, 20181,276
Sol 366 · 23rd of July, 20181,690
Sol 370 · 24th of July, 20181,702
Sol 374 · 25th of July, 20181,838
Sol 378 · 26th of July, 2018660
Sol 380 · 27th of July, 2018656
Sol 383 · 28th of July, 20181,212
Sol 387 · 29th of July, 2018974
Sol 388 · 29th of July, 2018925
Sol 389 · 31st of July, 2018624
Sols 392-395 · 1st of August, 20181,424
Sol 396 · 2nd of August, 20181,859
Sol 398 · 3rd of August, 20181,490
Sol 399 · 4th of August, 2018990
Sol 400 · 5th of August, 2018934
Sols 402-403 · 6th of August, 20181,495
Sol 405 · 7th of August, 20181,080
Sol 407 · 8th of August, 2018184
Sol 409 · 10th of August, 20182,020
Sol 410 · 11th of August, 20181,146
Sol 412 · 11th of August, 20182,032
Sol 415 · 12th of August, 20182,025
Sol 418 · 12th of August, 20181,943
Sol 419 · 14th of August, 20181,086
Sols 423-424 · 15th of August, 20181,673
Sol 426 · 16th of August, 2018964
Sol 429 · 17th of August, 2018771
Sol 432 · 18th of August, 20181,265
Sol 434 · 19th of August, 20181,107
Sol 437 · 20th of August, 2018907
Sol 439 · 21st of August, 2018239
Sol 443 · 22nd of August, 20181,377
Sol 449 · 23rd of August, 20181,123
Sol 450 · 24th of August, 20184,414
Sols 451-455 · 25th of August, 20181,629
Sol 461 · 26th of August, 20181,135
Sol 464 · 27th of August, 20181,991
Sol 468 · 28th of August, 2018521
Sol 470 · 29th of August, 20181,210
Sol 472 · 30th of August, 20181,094
Sols 475-476 · 31st of August, 20181,138
Sols 477-478 · 1st of September, 2018558
Sol 479 · 1st of September, 20182,071
Sols 480-481 · 2nd of September, 20181,870
Sol 482 · 4th of September, 20182,671
Sol 483 · 5th of September, 20183,761
Sol 484 · 6th of September, 20181,175
Sol 485 · 7th of September, 20181,268
Sol 489 · 9th of September, 20182,185
Sol 492 · 10th of September, 20181,119
Sol 494 · 11th of September, 20181,702
Sol 496 · 12th of September, 20181,070
Sol 500 · 13th of September, 2018830
Sol 503 · 14th of September, 20182,017
Sols 504-505 · 14th of September, 20181,522
Sol 507 · 16th of September, 2018844
Sol 508 · 16th of September, 20181,271
Sol 509 · 18th of September, 20181,094
Sol 511 · 19th of September, 20181,202
Sol 512 · 21st of September, 2018835
Sol 513 · 22nd of September, 20182,522
Sol 514 · 23rd of September, 20182,115
Sol 515 · 26th of September, 20181,511
Sol 516 · 27th of September, 20181,298
Sol 517 · 28th of September, 20181,413
Sol 518 · 29th of September, 2018764
Sol 519 · 30th of September, 20182,012
Sol 521 · 30th of September, 2018954
Sol 522 · 2nd of October, 20181,315
Sol 526 · 2nd of October, 2018947
Sol 528 · 4th of October, 20181,144
Sol 529 · 4th of October, 20181,264
Sol 534 · 6th of October, 20181,200
Sol 538 · 7th of October, 2018812
Sol 544 · 7th of October, 20182,728
Sol 548 · 9th of October, 20181,694
Sol 550 · 10th of October, 20181,326
Sol 551 · 10th of October, 20186,573
May 22, 2037, 12:07 AM CDT · 11th of October, 20181,461
Phoenix Day 22 · 13th of October, 20186,448
Phoenix Day 23 · 14th of October, 20182,045
Phoenix Day 38 · 16th of October, 20182,493
Later · 18th of October, 20182,273
Much Later · 19th of October, 20183,608
Much, Much Later · 1st of April, 20192,229
Appendix: Dramatis Personae · 10th of November, 2018657
Appendix: Technological Glossary · 10th of November, 20182,899
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MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Sci-Fi Crossover Human Celestia Luna Other Main 6 CMCs
Doom and Gloom while things go Boom in . . . Equestria?
An accident in the lab sends our favorite boy genius to Equestria, as a pony. What will he do and how will he get back? The answer: Science! (Cover Art Updated!) New FAQ! and TV Tropes! Planned Phrases from Dexter: “Pinkie Pie! Don’t push that Button!” /to Pinkie “Please, Magic is the word simpletons and the ignorant use to describe what they cannot understand.”/ to Twilight “No, I didn't strap a rocket to you. I strapped you to a rocket .” /to Rainbow Dash“Friends? Who needs friends?”
Dexter is a boy super-genius with a disdain for anything girlish and no desire for friendship. After an mishap in his lab, he gets stuck in Equestria. How will he cope with the over-friendly ponies, and the girlish everything ? For any who do not know Dexter's Lab: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dexter's_Laboratory [RIP Christine Cavanaugh: 8/16/63-12/22/2014] - Dexter's Original Voice Actress
Chapters The Horror... · 15th of May, 20141,239
Science Happened, My Dear Equine. · 20th of May, 20144,857
I Need A Laboratory · 12th of June, 20145,754
Disbelief (Revised) · 21st of June, 20143,882
Rarity's Revenge · 6th of August, 20146,811
The Pink Monstrosity · 6th of September, 20146,749
Huge Creepy Eyes · 1st of December, 201414,429
Colt Genius vs Changelings · 5th of January, 201515,252
Crossed The Line · 11th of February, 201515,946
Herbal Substances · 31st of March, 201521,461
Walking Nightmare · 11th of October, 201517,019
From the Past, Broken. · 30th of December, 201623,206
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MLP: FiM Slice of Life Crossover Human Celestia Other
Celestia and Iroh share some afternoon tea, and sagely advice.
Celestia and Iroh share some afternoon tea and sagely advice over a game of Pai Sho.
Credits for original idea and editing go to my good friend Cthulhu .
Credits for the picture go to itcamefrom4chan .
Iroh is a character from Avatar: The Last Airbender, in case anyone didn't know and was wondering.
Chapters
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Prototype MLP: FiM Dark Adventure Crossover Human Alt. Universe OC Main 6
[Prototype 2]/MLP crossover . One of Alex Mercer's Evolved gets sent to Equestria, stricken with an obsession with security, can this untrusting being ever find peace if he does not allow himself to?
[Prototype2] / MLP:FIM crossover
Not all of Alex Mercer's "Evolved" were loyal psychopaths. Some were simply desperate people who Alex thought he could easilly control once he infected them with the "Mercer Virus". However Alex was never one for fool proof plans as he quickly finds out when only a handful of his Evolved army show up at that fateful final battle between him and Heller. Oskar was one of the many of dozens of Evolved that stood by and watched as Alex was consumed and now he finds himself in a strange cutesy land filled with talking ponies. Can this viral being find peace in Equestria or will his need to be secure get in the way?
Warning : No editor so a few grammar errors can be expected :S hopefully nothing jarring though
A big thank you to EvilBob for the picture and to Fluttershade5300 for doing some post release editing for me
Chapters Chapter 1: Arrival · 5th of February, 20138,431
Chapter 2: Infiltration · 12th of February, 201310,558
Chapter 3: Return · 7th of March, 201314,368
Chapter 4: Dream Life · 2nd of May, 201314,963
Chapter 5: Unforeseen Consequences · 21st of June, 201316,332
Chapter 6: Self Delusion · 27th of July, 201317,917
Chapter 7: Wounded · 13th of October, 201326,677
Chapter 8: Empire of Dirt · 19th of November, 201317,229
Chapter 9: Outbreak · 13th of December, 201315,335
Chapter 10: Other Mother · 8th of January, 201418,081
Chapter 11: Equestria's Bane · 23rd of January, 201415,222
Chapter 12: The Rise · 17th of February, 201416,085
Chapter 13: Skyfall · 6th of March, 201415,028
Chapter 14: The Gala · 17th of March, 201414,466
Chapter 15: The Monster · 25th of March, 201410,387
Epilogue: Astral Viewing · 27th of March, 20141,779
NEWS · 6th of June, 201418
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MLP: FiM Sex Comedy Slice of Life Crossover Other CMCs
Uncle Chan tries to balance running an antique shop, fighting demons, and being a Chi Wizard with being a loving Uncle to his nephew, his somewhat removed niece...and three little ponies who drive him straight up the wall.
Uncle lives a very fulfilling life at his antique shop. It's peaceful and quiet for the most part, just how he likes it. Of course, he's a skilled chi wizard, so he knows better than to actually let the universe know that he's content. So he complains.
A lot.
Then one day, a basket containing three infant magical ponies arrives, and his peaceful life goes out the window...to be replaced with, perhaps, something a little more than contentment.
The universe, apparently, is smarter than he gave it credit for, because now he has "Three More Things!" to complain about to hide just how much they mean to him.
------ Part of the PWNY-verse .
First chapters take place approximately 10 years before the events of the first episode of the show.
Edit: Cover Art put together by Shadow Bolt Edit 2: New Cover Art by Swan Song. Link to his page in image source. Edit 3: Level Dasher commissioned an image of the CMC with their new Cutie Marks from Katakiuchi4U over on Deviantart. Here's the pic!
Chapters Potion Problems, Windows and Doors · 12th of April, 20161,340
Portals and Parenting Ponies · 14th of April, 20161,137
Nephew News · 18th of April, 20161,134
Cousin Conundrums · 22nd of April, 20161,120
Magical Mysteries · 25th of April, 20161,109
Ordinary Outings · 28th of April, 20161,194
Titillating Tails · 2nd of May, 20161,386
Wondrous Words · 5th of May, 20161,066
Talking Tykes · 10th of May, 20161,145
Television Turmoil · 13th of May, 20161,279
Magic Morals · 17th of May, 20161,061
Food Foibles · 19th of May, 20161,313
Crazy Customers · 23rd of May, 20161,736
Pet Problems · 26th of May, 20161,367
Birthday Bonanza · 31st of May, 20161,073
Schoolhouse Surprise · 2nd of June, 20161,143
Halloween Happenstance · 7th of June, 20161,279
Christmas Cheer · 10th of June, 20162,840
Ancillary Alliteration: Adventure Away · 13th of June, 20161,073
A Friend Like Me · 17th of June, 20161,842
When a Kid's In America · 21st of June, 20162,009
Hūn náo · 24th of June, 20161,194
B(F?)G · 27th of June, 20161,597
The Magic Within · 1st of July, 20161,630
Hunting Stone · 5th of July, 20161,116
Heart and Soul · 8th of July, 20161,653
Making Preparations · 11th of July, 20161,117
The Sign of the Ox · 15th of July, 20161,192
The Diplomatic Attempt · 18th of July, 20161,326
The Direct Approach · 21st of July, 20161,342
The Spirit of the Ox · 26th of July, 20161,649
The Failed Hunt · 28th of July, 20161,098
Snake in the Grass · 2nd of August, 20161,267
Cold Blood, Warm Heart · 4th of August, 20161,596
Legal Loopholes · 9th of August, 20161,169
The Upper Hand · 12th of August, 20161,332
Post "Op" · 15th of August, 20161,228
Game of Stones · 18th of August, 20161,101
Race Into Danger · 22nd of August, 20161,310
Molten Wrath · 26th of August, 20161,306
After the Blast · 30th of August, 20161,360
Time On Our Side · 2nd of September, 20161,296
Counting Sheep · 5th of September, 20161,089
Demon-strations of Affection · 9th of September, 20161,432
Proper Strength · 13th of September, 20161,003
Proper Discipline · 16th of September, 20161,561
Proper Control · 20th of September, 20162,387
Enforced Relaxation · 23rd of September, 20161,216
Enforced Inactivity · 27th of September, 20161,223
Enforced Insanity · 29th of September, 20161,330
Enforced Cooperation · 4th of October, 20161,102
Enforced Extremes · 6th of October, 20161,167
Enforced Exhaustion · 11th of October, 20161,120
Security · 14th of October, 20161,022
Stone Secret · 18th of October, 20161,346
Safety · 21st of October, 20161,252
Career Day · 25th of October, 20161,439
Under the Sea · 28th of October, 20161,183
Animality · 31st of October, 20161,062
Stretching the Bounds · 4th of November, 20161,120
Conservation of Magic · 8th of November, 20161,168
The Loved · 11th of November, 20161,146
The Loyal · 15th of November, 20161,168
The Lies · 18th of November, 20161,347
The Gift · 22nd of November, 20161,047
The Savage · 29th of November, 20161,072
The Guardian · 2nd of December, 20161,235
The Protector · 6th of December, 20161,021
The Cameos · 8th of December, 20161,548
Final Contest · 12th of December, 20161,012
Final Power · 15th of December, 20161,049
Final Thoughts · 19th of December, 20161,095
Final Face-Off · 22nd of December, 20161,062
Final Negotiation · 26th of December, 20161,404
Final Deception · 29th of December, 20161,155
Final Reconciliation · 2nd of January, 20171,267
Final Transformation · 5th of January, 20171,423
Final Research · 9th of January, 20171,081
Final Preparations · 12th of January, 20171,561
Final Battle: MORTAL KOMBAT! · 16th of January, 20171,930
Final Revelations · 19th of January, 20171,211
Making Her Proud · 23rd of January, 20171,429
Making Her Smile · 26th of January, 20171,308
Making Her Laugh · 30th of January, 20171,044
Devil in the Details · 2nd of February, 20171,421
Devil Went Down to San Fran · 6th of February, 20171,389
Devil Dealing · 9th of February, 20171,469
Heroes Gather · 13th of February, 20171,347
Heroes Prerogative · 16th of February, 20171,532
Heroes Clash · 20th of February, 20171,027
Heroes Battle · 23rd of February, 20171,780
Heroes' Quest · 27th of February, 20171,016
Friends on the Other Side · 2nd of March, 20171,547
Preparations, part 1 · 6th of March, 20171,133
Preparations, part 2 · 9th of March, 20172,170
Water You Waiting For · 13th of March, 20171,611
Water Under the Bridge · 16th of March, 20171,837
Me, Myself, and I · 20th of March, 20171,863
Ready to Rumble · 23rd of March, 20171,085
Big House Rock · 27th of March, 20171,908
New World Order · 30th of March, 20171,776
Showtime · 3rd of April, 2017908
Planning Ahead · 6th of April, 20171,410
Star Shine · 10th of April, 20171,467
Lights · 13th of April, 20171,218
Camera · 17th of April, 20171,034
Action · 20th of April, 20171,571
Climax · 24th of April, 20171,242
Denouement · 27th of April, 20171,474
Many Short Tails · 1st of May, 20171,017
More Short Tails · 4th of May, 20171,855
By the Light of the Moon · 8th of May, 20171,105
Secrets of the Moon · 11th of May, 20171,124
In the Name of the Moon · 15th of May, 20171,313
Beneath the Moon · 18th of May, 20171,746
The Path of the Moon · 22nd of May, 20171,958
Wings Folded · 25th of May, 20171,060
Wings Spreading · 29th of May, 20171,047
Wings Spread · 1st of June, 20171,161
Wings Aloft · 5th of June, 20171,301
Wings Mantled · 8th of June, 20172,088
Wings Settling · 12th of June, 20171,188
Other Wings · 15th of June, 20171,282
Wings Rustling · 19th of June, 20171,153
Wings Folding · 22nd of June, 20171,030
Wings Descending · 26th of June, 20171,584
Wings Hooded · 29th of June, 20171,555
Under Wings · 3rd of July, 20171,091
Tag, You're It · 6th of July, 20171,089
Armor Up · 10th of July, 20171,370
Ancient Run · 13th of July, 20171,050
Aggravating Bureaucracy · 17th of July, 20171,277
Astonishing Relations · 20th of July, 20171,386
Astounding Citizenry · 24th of July, 20171,121
Arousing Conclusion · 27th of July, 20171,635
Anecdotal Aftermath · 31st of July, 20171,066
Tiger, Tiger · 10th of August, 20171,008
Burning Bright · 14th of August, 20171,184
In The Forests Of The Night · 17th of August, 20171,023
Return to Filler · 21st of August, 20171,076
Lucky Number Seven · 24th of August, 20171,093
Bright Future · 31st of August, 20171,626
Dim Future · 4th of September, 20171,516
Shadowed Future · 7th of September, 20171,021
Dark Future · 11th of September, 20171,590
No Future · 14th of September, 20171,399
New Future, part 1 · 18th of September, 20171,411
New Future, part 2 · 21st of September, 20171,095
New Future, part 3 · 25th of September, 20171,702
Lost Future · 28th of September, 20171,268
You Better Not Shout · 2nd of October, 20172,018
You Better Not Cry · 5th of October, 20171,332
You Better Not Pout · 9th of October, 20171,003
I'm Telling You Why · 12th of October, 20171,046
Santa Claus is Coming To Town · 16th of October, 20172,354
And He's Not The Only One · 19th of October, 20172,864
Family Bonding · 23rd of October, 20171,546
Parental Adjustments · 26th of October, 20171,290
A Little Catty · 8th of November, 20171,650
A Little More Catty · 15th of November, 20171,745
Even More Catty · 22nd of November, 20171,371
Much Cattier · 29th of November, 20171,709
Too Catty · 6th of December, 20171,052
Not Catty Enough · 13th of December, 20171,339
Bad Luck Catty · 20th of December, 20171,629
Catty Nine Tails · 27th of December, 20171,819
Catty After That · 3rd of January, 20181,811
Vacation All I Ever Wanted · 9th of January, 20181,549
Va-Cat-ion · 17th of January, 20181,860
Now We Gotta Get Away · 24th of January, 20181,131
I Choose You · 29th of January, 20181,209
Not My Choice · 7th of February, 20181,580
Choices We Make · 13th of February, 20181,337
Burden of Choice · 20th of February, 20181,696
Your Choices · 28th of February, 20181,515
The Balance of Choice · 7th of March, 20181,315
A Relaxing Trip · 14th of March, 20181,097
Tempting Fate · 3rd of April, 20181,289
Squatters · 13th of April, 20181,219
Not Quite Shining · 18th of April, 20181,332
Not So Silent Hill · 25th of April, 20181,264
To Current Evil Resident · 2nd of May, 20181,367
Fearless Vampire Killers · 9th of May, 20181,042
Ruby Who, Where Are You? · 16th of May, 20181,120
****-Mothering Vampire · 22nd of May, 20181,332
The Field Reports · 29th of May, 20181,734
Strategy Session · 5th of June, 20181,505
The More You Know · 13th of June, 20181,102
The Other Half of the Battle · 26th of June, 20181,081
More Callbacks · 5th of July, 20181,574
Why Chosen · 10th of July, 20181,000
The Answers · 17th of July, 20181,280
The Consequences · 5th of September, 20181,090
Monkeying Around · 21st of September, 20181,135
Double Your Pleasure · 9th of October, 20181,223
Double Your Fun · 2nd of November, 20181,067
That's the Statement · 18th of December, 20181,023
Of the Great Mint · 14th of February, 20191,028
Of Double Mint · 7th of May, 20191,349
Of a New Season · 13th of May, 20191,023
I Fought the Law and I Won · 3rd of August, 20191,345
Old Ghosts · 26th of February, 20202,377
Let The Games Begin · 25th of March, 20201,218
Round 1 · 6th of September, 20201,059
Round 2 · 14th of November, 20202,010
Round 3 · 20th of November, 20201,032
Round 4 · 24th of November, 20201,039
Round 5 · 25th of November, 20201,638
Round 6 · 30th of November, 20201,497
Round 7 · 2nd of December, 20201,066
Round 8 · 2nd of December, 20201,535
Final Round · 3rd of December, 20201,455
You Win · 5th of December, 20201,015
Friendship. · 9th of December, 20201,785
Friendship? · 12th of December, 20201,310
Again? · 18th of February, 20211,676
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MLP: FiM Sex Gore Dark Sad Tragedy Crossover Human Celestia Lyra OC Main 6
When a magical portal spits out a enraged being, Twilight Sparkle and her friends discover a world being attacked by... them? Now Equestria must go to war and save humanity and its allies before it's too late.
A wondrous portal of light and colors open in Ponyville, one would think it brought good tidings.
They were wrong.
A human, pushed to the brink of madness and misery, attacks the Elements of Harmony. A war, unknown and uncomprehending, being waged for the survival of one species. A power hungry Alicorn setting her sights on new lands.
Now all of Equestria and her people find themselves teetering on the edge of war, war so uncompromising and ruthless against an enemy they all know.
Themselves.
Darkness begins to settle across the entire world, old enemies setting aside their differences for mutual survival.
Now is the time to fight... Now is the time to show the mad so called goddess that they will not bow to her... Now is the time to show Harmony as it is meant to be seen...
The Tyrant has no idea what she has unleashed... But then again... Neither do they.
Authored by Redskin122004 Editors....Uh...Various... Like a lot. Mostly Drawdex and Beyond the HorizonTV Tropes page link!
Canon side stories:Starvation Europe Asia Multiverse Journey Case Files Calm Before the Storm The King's Speech Last Train from Oblivion The Light Despondent Shades of the Unsung Adrift Joy to the Worlds Harmonious Stronghold Many Faces of Mankind Once More Unto The Breach
And the Timeline .
Hello, all who see this, it is my displeasure to inform you that RedSkin has resigned from Spectrum and, as a part of an agreement, the original version is here for everyone to see unaltered. We, the remaining members of the Spectrum crew, are going to continue things in a new version that will be coming soon.
Please be patient with us as we try to adjust to this period.
Update all, here is the link to the new version SPECTRUM .
Chapters The Human · 18th of September, 20125,130
Memories · 12th of August, 20129,272
Harmony and Hegemony · 21st of September, 201213,838
Monsters · 13th of November, 201214,680
Interlude: A Different View · 23rd of December, 20121,472
The Answer (Part 1) · 27th of February, 20135,913
The Answer (Part 2) · 19th of April, 201317,942
Hidden Truths · 20th of June, 201314,105
Clearing History · 22nd of July, 201312,735
Consequences of Conflict · 13th of September, 20139,785
Sanguine Meetings and Bloodied Past · 25th of October, 201322,226
The Writes of Passage(Gag) · 10th of November, 201313,976
The Writes of Passage · 11th of November, 20135,064
Pushed to the Limits · 20th of November, 20137,410
War March and Past Sins · 16th of December, 201313,200
The Bigger Score · 1st of February, 20148,966
Knell · 26th of February, 20146,251
Strike · 4th of March, 201412,691
For Whom the Bell Tolls (WARNING: EXTREME GORE) · 10th of March, 201412,535
Trust · 27th of March, 201435,562
Sons of Legacies: Part 1 · 27th of April, 201419,408
Sons of Legacies: Part 2 · 12th of May, 201410,857
Sons of Legacies: Part 3 · 26th of May, 201414,483
Setting It Right · 6th of July, 201413,061
Training Days: First Days Part 1 (WARNING: CLOP SCENE) · 3rd of September, 201428,914
Training Days: First Days Part 2 · 4th of September, 201411,721
First Month · 2nd of November, 201431,202
Second Month · 4th of January, 201533,004
Final Words · 10th of January, 20153,733
Invasion Plans · 24th of February, 201514,181
Love and Hate · 12th of May, 201516,508
Woven Within Details · 24th of June, 201517,117
The Board Is Set · 12th of September, 201519,408
Of Broken Pasts · 20th of September, 201518,518
Converge (1/4) · 27th of February, 201611,643
Converge (2/4) · 3rd of March, 201613,992
Converge (3/4) · 17th of March, 201612,856
Converge (4/4) · 17th of March, 20169,632
Only Human · 18th of April, 201619,877
Old Wounds · 19th of October, 201618,321
In The Pale Moonlight – Part 1: 'In Purgatory's Shadow' · 22nd of October, 201613,385
In The Pale Moonlight – Part 2: 'The Changing Face of Evil' · 13th of December, 201612,915
In The Pale Moonlight – Part 3: 'Wrongs Darker Than Death Or Night' · 11th of November, 201614,811
In The Pale Moonlight – Part 4: 'Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges' · 17th of November, 201614,241
In The Pale Moonlight – Part 5: 'In The Hands of the Prophets' · 22nd of December, 201615,394
In The Pale Moonlight – Part 6: ‘By Inferno’s Light’ · 28th of December, 201612,375
Reveries – Part 1: Out of the Void · 25th of April, 201717,383
And Then It Was... · 9th of August, 20181,781
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MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Crossover Human Other Changelings
A simple Tunneler drone is catapulted from Equestria during the infamous Wedding onto earth. Confused, injured and alone, the drone must figure out how to survive with the whole world watching. (Changeling on Earth, Xcom, Men in Black and SG:1 Xover)
A simple Tunneler drone is catapulted from Equestria during the infamous Wedding to Planet Earth. Confused, injured and alone, the drone must figure out how to survive in an alien environment with all of humanity watching.
(Crossover s with XCOM, Men In Black and Stargate: SG1) (Changeling on Earth fic / Available to hire artists for a cover art commission! Current Cover art by Ashinda on FimFiction)
(People have apparently been turned off by the whole 'pet' thing in the title; it's only relevant for a few chapters and has nothing kinky or lewd about it. )
Chapters Where Am I? · 6th of October, 20162,076
Drivin' Home to Mom; Whomever That Is... · 6th of October, 20162,542
I Need Love, But A Bath Is Nice Too · 7th of October, 20163,114
Sweet Dreams? · 7th of October, 20162,044
A Place to Call Home · 7th of October, 20162,116
Going On A Walk · 8th of October, 20162,062
Alice's Restaurant · 9th of October, 20162,222
Table-talk · 10th of October, 20162,124
Sharing Secrets · 13th of October, 20161,862
Soft Has a Plan · 14th of October, 20162,706
Biological Difficulties, Please Stand By · 15th of October, 20162,941
The Final Frontier Came Here: Episode One · 16th of October, 20162,459
That One Time I Was Soup · 17th of October, 20162,528
Unexpected Visitor · 17th of October, 20162,737
Blue 2.0 · 18th of October, 20162,611
Measuring, For Science! · 18th of October, 20162,008
A Queen's Jive · 19th of October, 20162,748
Moving Out · 19th of October, 20162,523
Titan One · 20th of October, 20162,592
Welcome To Earth · 20th of October, 20162,341
The Queen's New Shoes · 22nd of October, 20162,200
Celesti-Blue · 24th of October, 20162,504
Field Day, Part One · 25th of October, 20162,896
Field Day, Part Two · 26th of October, 20162,940
Helicopter Ride · 29th of October, 20161,735
Into the Mountain · 31st of October, 20163,216
Changeling Remodeling, Part One · 1st of November, 20162,202
Changeling Remodeling, Part Two · 6th of November, 20163,039
The Human Perspective · 8th of November, 20163,024
Tiny Grubs · 11th of November, 20162,455
Complications With Love · 12th of November, 20163,055
Doctors, Grubs and Cocoons · 18th of November, 20163,332
Second Contact · 14th of December, 20163,542
Queen's Landing - Short Chapter · 18th of December, 20161,113
The 'Grand' Tour - Short Chapter · 2nd of January, 20171,027
The Drone and The Queen · 8th of January, 20172,893
The Advisory Board · 15th of January, 20172,038
Unexpected Difficulties · 20th of January, 20172,013
The Meeting of Queens · 26th of January, 20174,870
Madam President - Short Chapter · 30th of January, 20171,426
Wait and See · 5th of February, 20173,536
Developments in Equestria, Part 1 · 4th of March, 20174,088
Developments in Equestria, Part 2 · 18th of March, 20176,316
Blast From The Past · 21st of March, 20172,550
The Great Collapse · 7th of April, 20173,056
Manila Folders · 11th of May, 20172,851
Crystals · 31st of May, 20174,857
Status Report · 21st of June, 20173,385
Since You've Been Gone · 16th of August, 20174,920
Project Report: Hive 'Blue Sun' · 7th of September, 20175,256
A Queen Without Her Drones · 12th of September, 20172,423
Project Report: Changeling Drone - Short Chapter · 30th of September, 20171,047
Teleconference · 13th of October, 20172,930
When Aliens Meet · 5th of November, 20172,287
Silver Lining · 12th of November, 20172,518
Shadow on the Snow · 8th of January, 20183,737
A Chrysalis of White · 26th of July, 20182,025
Likes: 1490 Dislikes: 56
MLP: FiM Metroid Gore Violence Death Dark Adventure Sci-Fi Crossover Human Alt. Universe Celestia Luna OC Other Main 6
A meteor impacts the nation of Equestria, Planet Equis. Tranquility is quickly snuffed out when a poison begins to spread violently. The Princesses cannot combat this unknown threat, as no knowledge of it exists. Help comes from an unexpected source.
A Metroid Crossover
A meteor, resistant to magical manipulation, crashes in Equestria, Planet Equis, and soon spreads an unknown poison throughout the land. Containment is all but failing and the Princesses have little power to stop the spread of the Great Poison. The Elements of Harmony are of little use as no knowledge exists of this threat that consumes all life. Help comes from a certain Hunter, clad in metal.
Samus Aran will not only fight for her life as always, but her own sanity as well as these ponies that she begrudgingly starts seeing as allies. New horrors and abilities await her as a reason to fight slowly festers within her, possibly unlocking something she had been denied for so long: Friendship.
Notes and Resources:
This takes place after Echoes. The events of Corruption will have not happened yet. In terms of MLP, consider everything up to and including the Crystal Empire . Princess Twilight does not exist here, etc. The official Metroid Timeline can be found here .
As well, this story references the manga in many places. Reading of it is not required and I try my best to explain the context, but if you're interested, both volumes can be found here .
EDIT: This story was written over two and a half years, beginning in 2013. You'll probably notice the difference in writing as the chapters progress.
Chapters 1. Impact/Arrival · 4th of April, 20134,381
2. Ponies · 6th of April, 20135,224
3. Phazon · 14th of April, 20135,707
4. Discovery · 8th of May, 20136,163
5. A First · 1st of June, 20133,681
6. Encounter · 25th of June, 20136,903
7. Ponyville · 15th of August, 20134,195
8. Starfall Fortress · 30th of August, 20135,970
8.5. Foreboding · 4th of September, 20131,042
9. Secret Dreams · 11th of September, 20136,214
10. The Plan and The Offer · 20th of September, 20134,429
11. A Costly Mistake · 26th of September, 20131,228
12. Cloudsdale · 8th of October, 20135,317
13. Dark Descent · 22nd of October, 20136,828
13.5 Hostile Takeover · 16th of April, 2014679
14. On Two Fronts · 7th of November, 20134,731
Extra Scene: Bonding · 16th of November, 20131,244
15. The Everfree: Invasion · 8th of December, 20137,475
16. Reunion · 22nd of December, 20133,045
17. Canterlot: Joint Capability · 8th of January, 20143,890
18. Deadliest Flier in Equestria · 17th of January, 20144,512
18.5. Memory Lane · 26th of January, 20141,403
19. Regrouping · 31st of January, 20145,499
20. Crashed Frigate: Salvage · 1st of February, 20142,624
20.5. If You Want Something Done Right... · 11th of February, 20141,257
21. Northward Bound · 26th of February, 20147,861
22. The Corrupted · 15th of March, 20143,427
22.5: Birth of Starlight · 16th of March, 20142,856
23. Cannon and Horn · 1st of April, 20144,422
24. To New Allies · 20th of April, 20145,386
24.5: Rest and Recovery · 23rd of April, 2014943
25. The Crystal Empire · 27th of May, 20146,032
25.5. The Warhorse · 5th of June, 20142,429
26. Connecting the Dots · 3rd of July, 201411,825
27. Enemy of My Enemy · 4th of August, 20146,505
27.5: Derivative of a Constant · 13th of August, 20143,015
28. Encroachment · 10th of September, 20147,725
29. In the Shadow · 7th of October, 20145,537
29.5 Sculpting of Radiance · 9th of October, 20142,935
30. Fight Crystallien · 13th of December, 201412,117
30.5: Late Nights · 11th of January, 20152,379
31. Rally Point · 13th of February, 20156,515
32. Impact Crater · 12th of March, 20156,821
33. Dance of Darkness [Part 1] · 23rd of March, 20156,385
33.5. Load Last Save? · 24th of March, 20151,459
34. Dance of Darkness [Part 2] · 31st of March, 20155,060
34.1 Hero's Welcome · 1st of April, 20153,087
34.2 Going Out · 3rd of April, 20153,055
34.3 Victory Celebration · 5th of April, 20153,273
34.4 A Friend a Day [Part I] · 30th of April, 20157,391
34.5 A Friend a Day [Part 2] · 18th of May, 20155,403
34.6 Onward · 19th of May, 20151,595
34.7 A Friend a Day [Part 3] · 30th of May, 20154,052
34.8 C.M.C.G.F.C.S.E. · 8th of June, 20155,684
34.9 Kerfuffle · 17th of June, 201510,209
34.10 Scrapbook · 21st of June, 20153,043
35. Magic · 23rd of June, 20156,779
Staff Credits · 23rd of June, 2015217
Mission Complete · 23rd of June, 201568
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Pokémon MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Random Crossover Human Twilight Celestia Luna Other
Celestia winds up in the Pokemon universe. And captured by Team Rocket. Oh dear.
After a freak accident, Princess Celestia finds herself in a whole new universe. As she seeks a way home, she is captured by none other than Team Rocket.
Welp.
Now on TV Tropes .
Chapters A New World, A New Problem · 11th of June, 20151,999
The First Battle · 12th of June, 20152,217
Yer a Pokemon, Celly · 12th of June, 20152,598
A Pony and A Cephalopod · 13th of June, 20151,363
Welcome to Team Rocket · 14th of June, 20151,418
New Mission · 15th of June, 20152,060
First Strike · 16th of June, 20153,229
One Step Forward · 17th of June, 20153,446
A Twilight to Remember · 18th of June, 20152,833
Springtime in Laverre · 19th of June, 20152,628
At the Library · 20th of June, 20152,067
The Sun Sets · 22nd of June, 20151,525
The Next Day · 25th of June, 20152,507
Realizations · 26th of June, 20152,934
At Night · 27th of June, 20152,219
Pursuit · 8th of July, 20152,286
Terminus · 8th of July, 20152,703
Preparations · 12th of July, 20152,793
Meetings · 13th of July, 20151,928
Best Laid Plans · 14th of July, 20151,662
Contact With the Enemy · 15th of July, 20153,990
A Confrontation · 16th of July, 20152,143
Recuperation · 23rd of July, 20152,132
New Faces · 9th of October, 20151,667
New Bosses · 10th of October, 20151,977
New Challenges · 15th of January, 20161,454
New Perspectives · 22nd of July, 20172,459
New Discoveries · 23rd of July, 20172,593
New Directions · 24th of July, 20172,002
New Friends · 25th of July, 20171,835
In One Ear, Out The Other · 26th of July, 20172,055
Renewal · 27th of July, 20171,767
Hard At Work · 28th of July, 20171,516
Nice Work · 29th of July, 20171,655
Underground · 31st of July, 20171,535
On Track · 7th of August, 20171,771
Family Reunion · 15th of June, 20182,108
Moving Fowards · 16th of June, 20181,904
Moving Along · 17th of June, 20181,557
Dark Discovery · 18th of June, 20181,838
Dark Pokemon · 19th of June, 20181,814
Rocking the Base · 20th of June, 20182,351
Rocking the Stage · 21st of June, 20181,628
By the Firelight · 22nd of June, 20182,306
Loose Lips · 23rd of June, 20181,693
Allies · 24th of June, 20181,933
Hunters · 25th of June, 20182,152
Friends · 27th of June, 20181,620
Enemies · 28th of June, 20182,066
Together Again · 29th of June, 20182,618
Rumble in the Woods (I) · 30th of June, 20181,782
Rumble in the Woods (II) · 1st of July, 20183,687
Rest Well · 3rd of July, 20182,306
Compromise · 6th of July, 20181,986
Interrogation · 10th of July, 20181,698
Heart to Heart · 12th of July, 20182,707
Right and Wrong · 14th of July, 20181,780
Challenger · 16th of July, 20181,474
Meetup · 18th of July, 20181,573
Watch Out · 20th of July, 20182,188
New Plans, Old Friends · 22nd of July, 20181,564
Moonlight and Fire · 24th of July, 20183,118
Poisoned · 25th of July, 20181,785
Last Chance · 26th of July, 20181,672
The Chase · 29th of July, 20182,551
Showdown at Sunset · 30th of July, 20183,465
Flare Up · 1st of August, 20183,795
The Fire Rises · 4th of August, 20183,134
All Together Again · 7th of August, 20182,030
A Gift · 9th of August, 20182,783
A Message · 13th of August, 20182,288
A Distraction · 18th of August, 20185,885
Announcement · 16th of May, 20192,345
The Ultimate Weapon · 17th of May, 20191,921
Going In · 1st of June, 20192,239
Underground War · 29th of December, 20194,130
The Back Foot · 31st of December, 20197,656
Sibling Rivalry · 3rd of January, 20205,080
Cutting The Power · 20th of May, 20205,550
Into The Depths · 23rd of May, 20202,888
For The Fate Of The World · 25th of May, 20205,074
For The Sake Of The Future · 7th of September, 20206,434
Getting Away · 9th of September, 20203,764
Punishment and Reward · 11th of September, 20203,513
Likes: 1245 Dislikes: 29
MLP: FiM Comedy Random Crossover Human Alt. Universe Spike Celestia Luna Main 6 Flash Sentry
After the events following Krieg's entry into Luna's life, it seems she has finally accepted him as her minion... But what do you do with an axe swinging psycho at your command?
Borderlands 2 crossover , Krieg the Psycho goes to Equestria.
This is the sequel to A Minion for the Night . You should probably read it to understand what's going on... you just won't be as insane as you could be without it. Have fun ^^
Rated Mature for bad language and later maybe violence... and capslock, lots of capslock. So sorry for the capslock.
Big thanks to Nihatclodra for editing this even bigger heap of insanity!
Chapters Chapter 1: The burning fence · 10th of September, 20131,607
Chapter 2: Share the joy · 12th of September, 20131,105
Chapter 3: The crimson curtain · 22nd of September, 20131,527
Chapter 4: Insurance fraud · 1st of October, 20131,303
Chapter 5: Stranger danger · 11th of October, 20131,372
Chapter 6: To the moon · 2nd of December, 20131,431
Chapter 7: The shivering Spine Tingler · 7th of February, 20141,705
Chapter 8: Road Trip · 28th of July, 20151,190
Likes: 1196 Dislikes: 101
MLP: FiM Harry Potter Sex Adventure Comedy Slice of Life Crossover Human Alt. Universe Discord Main 6 CMCs
When the CMC asked Discord to help them attend magic school, he pulled an owl out of his hat. Only he didn't exactly have a hat. Which was okay, since their new school had a singing one laying around. Where the hay was Hogwarts anyway?
Three curious fillies...check Owl delivered school letters ... check Boy named Harry Potter ... check Dash of Discord ... check
This can't possibly end well.
**Public safety notice::: Do not drive while spouse is reading latest chapter out loud. While this may considerably stroke the author's ego, in a guilt inducing manner, it may not be conducive for maintaining low insurance rates **
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Chapters Prologue (Rewrite) · 22nd of April, 20172,552
Chapter 1: Filling Quest Objectives · 26th of April, 20174,903
Chapter 2: Please! No More Shopping! · 30th of April, 20174,317
Chapter 3: Filly Said What? · 3rd of May, 20174,060
Chapter 4: Sweeping Actions · 6th of May, 20174,296
Chapter 5: Continuing to Fit in · 11th of May, 20174,292
Chapter 6: Hidden Achievement Obtained · 14th of May, 20174,261
Chapter 7: Hat Trick · 17th of May, 20174,753
Chapter 8: Good Morning Hogwarts! · 19th of May, 20174,489
Chapter 9: Wild Blue · 21st of May, 20174,662
Chapter 10: Plotting Along · 26th of May, 20174,582
Interlude 1:Those Left Behind · 29th of May, 20172,269
Chapter 11: Flame Tales · 2nd of June, 20174,584
Chapter 12: Giving Chaos Ideas · 7th of June, 20174,494
Chapter 13: On the Wings of Hope · 13th of June, 20174,600
Chapter 14: Unwanted Attention · 22nd of June, 20174,353
Chapter 15: Government Chambers · 29th of June, 20174,427
Chapter 16: Legal Babble · 6th of July, 20174,479
Chapter 17: That Worked, Now What? · 12th of July, 20174,755
Chapter 18: Abnormal Incident · 22nd of July, 20174,738
Chapter 19: Morning Reflections · 28th of July, 20174,702
Interlude 2: Homecoming · 3rd of August, 20172,661
Chapter 20: Wooden Troubles · 8th of August, 20174,521
Chapter 21: Obstructions, Observations, and Obligations · 17th of August, 20174,550
Chapter 22: Gathering no Moss · 26th of August, 20174,367
Chapter 23: Dumbledore Bashing; Gratuitous Dumbledore Bashing · 7th of September, 20174,462
Chapter 24: News Networking and Neighing · 17th of September, 20174,342
Chapter 25: Paperwork · 23rd of September, 20174,711
Chapter 26: From Every Angle · 1st of October, 20174,538
Chapter 27: Testing Protocols · 8th of October, 20174,471
Chapter 28: Mall Rats · 22nd of October, 20174,426
Chapter 29: Movie Night · 29th of October, 20174,725
Chapter 30: Mob Rules · 8th of November, 20174,315
Chapter 31: Probing, Preparing, and Pizza · 15th of November, 20174,654
Interlude 3: No Names · 22nd of November, 20171,937
Chapter 32: Technical Errors · 9th of December, 20174,896
Chapter 33: Basic Pet Care · 19th of December, 20175,002
Chapter 34: Gaining a Level in Color · 3rd of January, 20184,839
Chapter 35: Mistaken Species · 14th of January, 20184,593
Chapter 36: Education Happens · 24th of January, 20184,692
Chapter 37: Not So Buried Treasure · 31st of January, 20184,862
Chapter 38: Making Up for Lost Time · 12th of February, 20184,409
Chapter 39: Applying Overkill · 27th of February, 20184,807
Chapter 40: Play Time · 5th of March, 20184,373
Chapter 41: Realigning, Rough Housing and Revealing · 20th of March, 20184,649
Interlude 4: On the Muggle Side · 27th of March, 20182,731
Chapter 42: Toeing the Line · 5th of April, 20184,716
Chapter 43: It's Not Safe Out There · 10th of April, 20184,797
Chapter 44: Pro Forma · 24th of April, 20186,085
Chapter 45: Walking Nightmare · 5th of May, 20184,740
Chapter 46: Conversational Snippets · 21st of May, 20184,875
Chapter 47: Books! Books! Books! · 3rd of June, 20185,256
Chapter 48: Granite, Gravity and Gravitas · 23rd of June, 20184,943
Chapter 49: Last Minute Additions · 5th of July, 20184,502
Chapter 50: Sorting It Out · 11th of July, 20185,055
Chapter 51: Resource Gathering · 29th of July, 20184,809
Chapter 52: A Bad Day for Composure · 11th of August, 20184,500
Interlude 5: Memories · 19th of August, 20182,165
Chapter 53: Pink Pony's Party Preparations · 26th of August, 20184,497
Chapter 54: Party Hearty · 12th of September, 20184,764
Chapter 55: Cultural Exchange · 26th of September, 20184,597
Chapter 56: All Good Things . . . · 15th of October, 20182,973
Chapter 57: The Forgotten · 29th of October, 20185,009
Chapter 58: Potential Girl Band Material · 5th of November, 20185,136
Chapter 59: Through the Mildly Reflective Plate Glass · 20th of November, 20185,409
Chapter 60: Defense and Defenestration · 2nd of December, 20184,723
Chapter 61: Playing with Fire · 12th of December, 20185,099
Chapter 62: Covert Chicanery · 24th of December, 20184,461
Interlude 6: A Few Random Scenes · 6th of January, 20193,103
Chapter 63: Flash Dance · 24th of January, 20195,481
Chapter 64: Home, Hearth, and Heartbreak · 11th of February, 20194,413
Chapter 65: Generation Blessed · 3rd of March, 20194,674
Chapter 66: Supply and Demand · 16th of March, 20195,103
Chapter 67: To the Point · 27th of March, 20194,789
Chapter 68: No Surprises · 10th of April, 20194,917
Chapter 69: Commerce, Construction, and Commitment · 17th of April, 20194,679
Chapter 70: Pain · 26th of April, 20194,559
Chapter 71: Chaotic Musings · 6th of May, 20194,642
Chapter 72: Nonstandard Deviations · 19th of May, 20194,664
Chapter 73: Skewed Conformity · 3rd of June, 20194,465
Interlude 7: Dance of Fate · 8th of June, 20192,088
Chapter 74: Languish, Larceny and Love · 21st of June, 20194,737
Chapter 75: Reprieve of the Comatose · 10th of July, 20194,567
Chap... Interlude 7.2?: Nothing to See Here · 22nd of July, 20194,366
Chapter 76: A Lay In Sounds Preferred · 27th of July, 20194,371
Chapter 77: Chocolate Mint Confections · 31st of July, 20194,568
Chapter 78: Cold and Floo Season · 13th of August, 20194,449
Chapter 79: Gathering, Groceries, and Guts · 29th of August, 20194,523
Chapter 80: Adaptation and Incarceration · 22nd of September, 20194,666
Chapter 81: Preening Pony Preparations · 21st of October, 20195,438
Chapter 82: Two and a Half Dates · 3rd of November, 20195,091
Interlude 8: Imminent Innovation Incoming · 13th of November, 20192,901
Chapter 83: Wet Whistles and What · 3rd of December, 20194,546
Mobocracy Phonic Chutzpah · 25th of December, 20194,795
Chapter 85: Typical Tuesday Tomfoolery · 16th of January, 20204,444
Chapter 86: Lockups, Luncheons, and Leftovers · 31st of January, 20204,471
Chapter 87: Them's Fighting Herds · 3rd of March, 20203,884
Chapter 88: Restaurants Registration and Ranting · 15th of March, 20204,560
Chapter 89: Best Laid Plans · 1st of April, 20204,632
Chapter 90: A Constructive Cluster of Conversations · 16th of April, 20204,759
Chapter 91: Names Not Known · 2nd of May, 20205,001
Chapter 92: Taking a Step Back · 20th of May, 20204,542
Chapter 93: Meetings Madness and Methods · 8th of June, 20204,396
Chapter 94: Winter Wonderland Wanderings · 25th of June, 20204,399
Chapter 95: Shades of Auld Lang Syne · 20th of July, 20203,451
Book Two Has Been Posted · 11th of September, 202021
Likes: 1168 Dislikes: 60
MLP: FiM Gore Dark Adventure Comedy Drama Crossover Human Spike Celestia Luna Other Main 6
Twilight is teleported to Blood Gulch Canyon after meddling with a ship that crash landed in Equestria. She must enlist the help of the local red and blue soldiers to get home while unraveling a dark conspiracy linking her world to a shadowy agency.
Everything changes for Twilight Sparkle and her friends when a mysterious extraterrestrial ship crash lands in Equestria. When Twilight messes around in the ship's systems with her magic, she ends up transported to an alien world unlike anything she imagined: a box canyon in the middle of nowhere.
To get home, Twilight must enlist the help of the eccentric Red and Blue soldiers that live there... if she can get them to stop bickering first! Additionally, she finds herself being pursued by the enigmatic military agency known only as Project Freelancer. Back in Equestria, all is not well for Twilight's friends as forces involved with the crashed ship make themselves known. Reds, Blues and ponies will all have to work together to discover the mysterious connection between Equestria and Project Freelancer.
A crossover with Red vs Blue. Written with the intention for the story to be followable without having watched the series. (just don't expect to get all the references).
Now with editors! BradtheBrony and Rough_Draft .
I made a blog post explaining things. You should read it.
TvTropes Page.
Chapters Act 1 Part 1 - Intro · 2nd of December, 201312,990
Act 1 Part 2 - Blood Gulch Blues · 9th of December, 20136,292
Act 1 Part 3 - Good Fight · 16th of December, 20137,201
Act 1 Part 4 - Contact · 25th of December, 20135,208
Act 1 Part 5 - Keep Moving · 30th of December, 20138,672
Act 1 Part 6 - Land of Enemies · 7th of January, 20147,350
Act 1 Part 7 - On Your Knees · 13th of January, 20148,030
Act 1 Part 8 - Big Prize · 20th of January, 20147,244
Act 1 Part 9 - Preparation · 28th of January, 20147,073
Act 1 Part 10 - Your Middle Name is Danger · 4th of February, 201410,027
Act 1 Final Part - Return · 18th of February, 201416,844
Act 2 Part 1 - Colors · 14th of June, 20148,275
Act 2 Part 2 - Funny Farm · 21st of June, 20148,937
Act 2 Part 3 - I Wonder Where You Are · 28th of June, 20149,800
Act 2 Part 4 - Twins · 5th of July, 20147,415
Act 2 Part 5 - Whole Again · 12th of July, 20147,429
Act 2 Part 6 - When We're Together · 19th of July, 20148,636
Act 2 Part 7 - Am I Transmitting? · 6th of September, 201410,675
Act 2 Part 8 - Is Anyone Listening? · 20th of September, 201411,846
Act 2 Part 9 - Nightmare · 4th of October, 20148,626
Act 2 Part 10 - Rally · 19th of October, 20149,641
Act 2 Part 11 - Another One Down · 1st of November, 201412,869
Act 2 Final Part - Broken Toy · 15th of November, 201419,350
PSA: Shipping and Handling · 1st of January, 20152,217
Act 3 Part 1 - The Darkness of C.T. · 8th of May, 201511,827
Act 3 Part 2 - Trust is a Weakness · 22nd of May, 20158,570
Act 3 Part 3 - Rise and Shine · 5th of June, 20159,963
Act 3 Part 4 - Follow the Truth · 19th of June, 20158,523
Act 3 Part 5 - Follow the Lies · 4th of July, 201512,717
Act 3 Part 6 - Ice Fight · 17th of July, 201513,368
Act 3 Part 7 - Prelude · 1st of November, 20159,666
Act 3 Part 8 - Best Girl · 15th of November, 201512,443
Act 3 Part 9 - Whatever Bitter End To Bring · 30th of November, 201514,003
Act 3 Part 10 - Outpost Sunset · 13th of December, 201510,475
Act 3 Part 11 - When We Were Soldiers · 27th of December, 20159,963
Act 3 Part 12 - Fragments and Pieces · 10th of January, 201623,983
Final Chapter - Always Red Versus Blue · 14th of February, 201617,753
Epilogue - Control · 28th of February, 20162,310
Likes: 1166 Dislikes: 69
FNAF MLP: FiM Sex Profanity Comedy Horror Second Person Crossover Human Celestia Luna Cadance Main 6 Anon
Anon has a mare problem. A big mare problem. During the day, they treat him just fine. However, when night falls... that's where their inner desires rise to the surface and attempt to take Anon by force. A parody of Five Nights at Freddies the
Anon has a mare problem. A big mare problem. During the day, they treat him just fine. However, when night falls... that's where their inner desires rise to the surface and attempt to take Anon by force.
Note: A parody many horror games, including Five Nights at Freddies and SCP Containment Breach.
Chapters Part 1: Stay Alert · 22nd of August, 20141,998
Part 2: Her Game · 28th of August, 20147,041
Part 3: Containment Facility · 3rd of October, 20146,203
Part 4: The Book of Fears · 31st of October, 20146,364
Epilogue: The Foundation · 31st of October, 20141,432
Likes: 1145 Dislikes: 71
MLP: FiM Comedy Random Second Person Crossover Human Twilight DJ P0N-3 Other Chrysalis Ms. Harshwhinny
A collaborative collection of stories about finding ponies in your bed.
You're just an ordinary guy, living an ordinary life. But your life changes one miserable Monday, when you arrive home to find an unexpected visitor in your house: specifically, you discover Twilight Sparkle in your bed.
Things go downhill fast.
And she's just your first visitor.
Tags and contributing authors will be added as needed. A couple new chapters will be added daily until the well runs dry. Continuity is overrated, so don't complain about it. It's a thematic collab, not a big budget Hollywood movie where there are never any continuity errors.Do you want to join? Click here!
Chapters Prologue · 1st of January, 20151,405
Twilight Sparkle Is In Your Bed, Reading Playboy (Admiral Biscuit) · 1st of January, 20152,600
Vinyl Scratch is in Your Bed, Lighting it on Fire (Samey90) · 1st of January, 20151,571
Queen Chrysalis Is Disguised As Your Bed (Estee) · 1st of January, 20152,255
Star Swirl the Bearded Exiles your Bed to Another Dimension (Daedelean) · 2nd of January, 20152,580
Fluttershy is hiding under your bed (Hoopy McGee) · 2nd of January, 20151,711
Octavia is in your bed, drinking whiskey (Splat) · 2nd of January, 20151,582
Sonata Dusk Is In Your Bed, Eating Tacos (MythrilMoth) · 3rd of January, 2015858
A Swarm of Changelings is Under your Bed (Scarheart) · 3rd of January, 20152,339
Rainbow Dash Crashes Into Your Bed (Rinnaul) · 4th of January, 20151,667
Pinkie Pie is Playing Twister With Your Bed (Maxes Altho) · 4th of January, 20151,247
Cadance Poofs into Your Bed (Flutterpriest) · 5th of January, 20151,945
Ms. Harshwhinny Finds Your Bed Unsuitable For Hosting The Equestria Games (nemryn) · 5th of January, 2015146
Discord Turns Your Bed Into A Chocolate Raincloud (Chicago Ted) · 5th of January, 20151,566
Gamer Luna Is In Your Bed (Trolleroids) · 6th of January, 20152,614
Sweetie Belle Is Making Cereal In Your Bed (Just A Fabulous Cat) · 6th of January, 2015729
A Pony Is In Your Bed, What A Twist (Flutters Is Shy) · 6th of January, 20151,727
Rainbow Dash Is Eating Your Bed (warewolves) · 7th of January, 20151,328
Twilight Sparkle's Bed Is On Your Bed (defender2222) · 7th of January, 20151,061
Lyra Heartstrings is in Your Bed, Trying To Sleep Like a Human (HudsonHawk) · 8th of January, 20152,074
Spike is in Your Bed, Eating Your Doritos (Anonymoose) · 8th of January, 2015993
Doctor Hooves Has Crashed A Blue Box On Your Bed (shockwave7669) · 8th of January, 20151,117
Davenport Sells You A Bed (Alaborn) · 9th of January, 20151,122
King Sombra Is In Your Bed, Turning It Into Crystals (JumpingShinyFrogs) · 9th of January, 2015859
Button Mash Is In Your Bed, Pissing Off Hasbro (Ponyswamp) · 10th of January, 20151,799
A Chorus of Lyras Has Invaded Your Bedroom (FanOfMostEverything) · 10th of January, 20152,480
Seaponies Are Inside Your Bed. Inside It. It's A Waterbed. (Humanoid) · 11th of January, 20151,045
You are In Twilight Sparkle's Bed (TheGypsyBard) · 11th of January, 20151,250
King Sombra Is Smoking In Your Bed (Hoopy McGee) · 12th of January, 20151,785
Roseluck Sobers Up In Your Bed (Marcibel) · 12th of January, 20152,454
Knighty's Redecorated Your Bed And Now Everypony's Pissed (Dash The Stampede) · 12th of January, 2015711
Everypony Wants Your Bed (Shachza) · 13th of January, 20152,522
The CMC Tries To Get Your Bed Tattooed On Their Flanks (gabrek) · 13th of January, 2015510
Maud Pie Is Rocking Your Bed (Spirit Shift) · 13th of January, 20151,762
The Cutie Mark Crusaders are in your bed (and you're ignoring them) (Budget Player Cadet) · 14th of January, 2015773
The Cutie Mark Crusaders Try to Make Your Bed (sbloom85) · 14th of January, 2015919
Celestia Finds A Child In Her Bed (Paton Pendeng) · 15th of January, 20153,513
Shining Armor Is Commanding Your Bed (Sage Probo) · 15th of January, 2015750
Opal's In The Mattress And We Can't Get Her Out. (Estee) · 16th of January, 20153,199
There Must Be A Pony In Your Bed (Captain Moneybags) · 16th of January, 20151,095
The Cutie Mark Crusaders Redecorate Your Bedroom (Charelzzz) · 17th of January, 20151,901
Ahuizotl Is In Your Bed, Mistaking It For An Ancient Artifact (Nyerguds) · 19th of January, 20151,340
Princess Celestia Declares Your Bed To Be The Last Hope Of The Universe (General Liberator) · 21st of January, 20155,862
You Completely Fail To Notice Applejack Is In Your Bed (Bugsydor) · 21st of January, 2015707
A Self-Insert Is In Your Bed (warewolves) · 22nd of January, 2015524
Gilda is Hogging Your Bed, and Eating Your Chicken (theRedBrony) · 22nd of January, 20152,250
Queen Chrysalis Drains Your Bed of Its Love (nioniosbbbb) · 24th of January, 20151,947
Flim and Flam are Trying to Sell You Your Bed, Which is Definitely Not a Changeling (whizzball1) · 24th of January, 20151,425
Flash Sentry Is Guarding Your Bed (Half Dime) · 26th of January, 2015799
Rainbow Dash Makes Your Bed Run Red (gabrek) · 27th of January, 20151,649
M. A. Larson Is Ruined Your Bed (Anonymoose) · 28th of January, 2015344
Comparative Biology In Your Bed (Brumby_Run) · 29th of January, 20151,713
Steve Magnet Finds Your Bed Seriously Lacking in Style (libertydude) · 30th of January, 20155,419
A Nightmare Spirit is your Bed (Appletank) · 30th of January, 20152,368
Pinkamena is Violently Stabbing Your Bed (Maxes Altho) · 31st of January, 2015409
Lyra and Bon Bon Are in Your Bed, and You Need New Sheets (Marcibel) · 1st of February, 20151,745
Princess Celestia Tries To Lower The Sun From Your Bed (michaelb958) · 2nd of February, 20151,067
Flim and Flam are Trying to Sell Repairs for Your Bed (whizzball1) · 3rd of February, 20151,971
A Red and Black Alicorn OC Has Taken Over Your Bed (moviemaster8510) · 5th of February, 2015875
Derpy Delivers Your Nightstand (Brumby_Run) · 8th of February, 20151,054
Princess Cadance and Shining Armor Are On Your Bed (zakueins) · 9th of February, 20153,137
Octavia is Back on Your Bed After a Blow-Up With Vinyl (HudsonHawk) · 10th of February, 20151,751
Pumpkin and Pound Cake are in Your Bed, Being Babysitted! (Pickleless) · 12th of February, 20151,170
Shining Armor is in Your Bed, Having an Existential Crisis (RetroLord) · 13th of February, 20156,556
You Are In Your Bed, Hating Mondays (Dusty Sunrise) · 25th of February, 20151,081
Snowdrop Is Two Feet to the Left of Your Bed (Admiral Biscuit) · 4th of March, 20151,736
Rarity Has Just Redecorated Your Apartment (zakueins) · 11th of March, 20153,613
Bulk Biceps is Bench Pressing Your Bed (Level Dasher) · 15th of March, 2015744
Your Bed is in Your Bed, Pondering a Philosophical Dilemma (AShadowOfCygnus) · 19th of March, 20154,820
Lord Tirek Is Having A Hot Tub Party In Your Bed (Twiface) · 30th of March, 20151,476
A Bottle Of Strawberry Fanta Is In Your Bed, And It's Definitely Not Celestia's Fault (ocalhoun) · 13th of July, 20161,298
Death Is In Your Bed (Admiral Biscuit) · 31st of May, 20151,352
Likes: 1115 Dislikes: 89
MLP: FiM Sex Gore Romance Dark Adventure Crossover Human Alt. Universe Celestia Luna Discord Cadance Chrysalis
Discord, bored of the world after ruling it for centuries, senses his up coming demise and visits another world overflowing with chaos. After seemingly picking a random creature, he offers the biped a tempting choice to keep things chaotic.
Discord, bored of the world after maintaining balance of harmony and chaos for untold centuries, senses his upcoming demise and visits another world overflowing with chaos. After seemingly picking a random human, he offers the biped a tempting choice to keep things chaotic.
The human man chosen is named Carl Benson whom is 28 years old and an avid gamer of the MOBA Smite, battleground of the gods. When offered to have any abilities from the strange missmatched creature before him, he asks for the ability to be any god from the game, and receives a bracer that would allow him to become any god from the game, old or new ones whenever he so chooses.
Intrigued, the human accepts and is sent to Equestria to take over Discord's job for a while.
Crossover with the game Smite which is owned by Hi-Rez.
Story starts during season 4 of Smite.
This is NOT a Displaced or Power Lottery story.
And as usual, clop chapters are skippable.
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Chapters Development Notes · 16th of April, 20191,152
Chapter 1: The offer · 26th of March, 20182,347
Chapter 2: A city of crystal · 26th of March, 20184,540
Chapter 3: Introductions? · 26th of March, 20182,783
Chapter 4: Crossing a line · 26th of March, 20185,250
Chapter 5: So... Are you a bug or a horse? · 26th of March, 20183,765
Chapter 6: Settling in · 26th of March, 20187,322
Chapter 7: Rise of the changeling kingdom Part 1 · 26th of March, 20184,810
Chapter 8: Rise of the changeling kingdom Part 2 · 26th of March, 20184,945
Chapter 9: Rise of the changeling kingdom Part 3 · 26th of March, 20185,273
Chapter 10: Rise of the changeling kingdom Part 4 · 26th of March, 20185,113
Chapter 11: The calm before the storm · 26th of March, 20184,513
Chapter 12: The wrath of a God · 26th of March, 20184,324
Chapter 12.5: Expanding the Hive (Clop) · 26th of March, 20181,433
Chapter 13: The next Hive · 26th of March, 20185,413
Chapter 14: Dinner at the Empire · 26th of March, 20183,460
Chapter 15: Release the Kraken! · 22nd of April, 20183,440
Chapter 16: Making it rain · 7th of September, 20183,245
Chapter 17: To Wanori City · 13th of September, 20184,424
Chapter 18: Returning Home · 17th of September, 20183,307
Chapter 18.5 Bipedal fun (Clop) · 18th of September, 20181,463
Chapter 19: New residents! · 20th of September, 20183,654
Chapter 20: To the Crystal Empire! · 25th of September, 20183,723
Chapter 21: The heart of the Empire · 9th of October, 20182,649
Chapter 22: To Equestria · 15th of November, 20183,447
Chapter 23: Gathering allies Part 1 · 23rd of November, 20184,507
Chapter 24: Gathering allies Part 2 · 6th of December, 20183,661
Chapter 25: Gathering allies Part 3 · 16th of April, 20193,598
Chapter 26: Hornhiem: Arrival · 27th of June, 20193,252
Chapter 27: Confrontation · 17th of November, 20193,574
Chapter 28: New friends · 10th of January, 20203,956
Chapter 29: Meeting the Magai · 16th of June, 20203,887
Chapter 30: Didn't see that coming · 27th of June, 20203,049
Chapter 31: Back to Khepria · 23rd of January, 20213,051
Chapter 32: Of horns and new-borns · 13th of March, 20213,503
Chapter 33: A Goddess is born · 11th of April, 20212,716
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MLP: FiM Sex Profanity Comedy Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe OC
If you travel across Equestria end to end, you can find almost anything. Magical artifacts of unknown power, demons, angels, and gods all wander the world with complete freedom. However, the one place all stand as equals is a lone inn.
There exists in any given location either an inn or bar where the locals meet at the end of a long work day and trade drinks and stories. By the ancient laws of happenstance, the same must be true for areas where the permanent population is exactly one. Now, most would assume it would default to those creatures preferred drinking area in their own house. These people have never been to the only truly lonely place in Equestria. On the border of the unending sea and the badlands there sits an Inn, with a strange bartender. If one comes seeking riches or fame, he will gladly kick you out, stating the only riches here are booze and misery. But if you come for a strong drink and an ear to listen to your problems, then you have found your home.
Rocking the featured box again. Can I get a hoorah? 2/12/19 for those curious.
Chapters Intro: Why You Never Let Strange Humans Into Ruins · 12th of February, 2019918
What Do You Mean Princess!? · 12th of February, 20191,928
A Changeling Walked Into The Bar · 12th of February, 20193,063
Don't Party With The Princess · 13th of February, 20192,945
You Can't Keep a Good Sun Down Pt.1 · 13th of February, 20193,115
You Can't Keep A Good Sun Down Pt. 2 · 13th of February, 20192,137
Leave Her Johnny Leave Her · 13th of February, 20191,205
Dancing Fool · 15th of February, 20191,333
Time Traveling Pony Interrupts Poker · 18th of February, 20191,520
Old Tom's House · 23rd of February, 20192,271
Ignoring a Royal Summon · 27th of February, 20191,134
Chaotic Birthdays · 3rd of March, 20191,699
Vicious Harpy · 18th of March, 20191,108
Hitching Post's Guide To Equestria · 3rd of June, 20191,085
(Crossover ) Wait, you're a WHAT?! · 5th of September, 20191,661
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MLP: FiM Sex Gore Romance Adventure Comedy Drama Human Alt. Universe Celestia Luna Spitfire OC Other
Woke up in a cage in the middle of nowhere. Learned how to fly and now in prison for assaulting the local Princess. What could possibly go wrong?
I woke up in a cage in the middle of nowhere, was saved and now in a prison called a "Foster Home." I accidentally crashed into the local princesses room after breaking the sound barrier, (Not sure how), after being chased across the country by the local military. One of them I kicked on the way out. I think her name was... Spitfire. Oh, well... No, wait. She's in charge of my prison! Nooooooo!
Warning, spoilers in the comments. This now has a Sequal! So check out Song's of Hawkfire
Added Tags: Crossover . Adventure. Dark. And updated tags.
Edited by: The Lunar Toaster Joined by: Don Pedro von Poltergeis
Cover art by: WinterSolstice321-Temporary.
Featured on Aug 9, 2016! Even if was for a few hours. That was nice Featured again #2 on Oct 16 2016...somehow. Featured-3oct172016 Featured-30 Nov 2016
Chapters Chapter 1. Freefall 2.0 · 5th of January, 20163,072
Chapter 2. My Name · 5th of January, 20162,731
Chapter 3. I can see the universe. · 23rd of January, 20161,697
Chapter 4. My new home · 27th of January, 20161,376
Chapter 5. Feather Flight the middle child · 29th of January, 20161,828
Chapter 6. Feather is pretty · 30th of January, 20161,350
Chapter 7. 69 is best position · 31st of January, 20162,635
Chapter 8. The Legendary Thestral tongue! · 2nd of February, 20161,530
Chapter 9. First day at camp · 4th of February, 20161,597
Chapter 10. The sun · 5th of February, 20162,111
Chapter 11. Bunk buddies! · 13th of February, 20161,261
Chapter 12. Tea Party · 5th of March, 20161,398
Chapter 13. Welcomed to Chaosville · 6th of March, 20161,355
Chapter 14. How to deal with Skelator the Pink. · 11th of March, 20162,279
Chapter 15 Dance of Fire · 12th of March, 20161,842
Chapter 16. Home. · 13th of March, 20162,045
Chapter 17. I'm a masochist now... · 14th of March, 20161,519
Chapter 18. Meeting the family. · 16th of March, 20162,616
Chapter 19. Blood Rage · 16th of March, 20161,584
Chapter 20. Make-over · 17th of March, 20162,328
Chapter 21. I'm, apparently, a cult goddess now.... · 18th of March, 20162,376
Chapter 22. Naughty school girl outfits. · 18th of March, 20161,701
Chapter 23. The Trinity Seven · 19th of March, 20163,172
Chapter 24. Clubs! · 19th of March, 20162,733
Chapter 25. Dear Diary. · 20th of March, 20163,151
Chapter 26. Party crashing fun! · 21st of March, 20163,439
Chapter 27. Just an average Sunday. · 21st of March, 20163,048
Chapter 28. First day jitters! · 21st of March, 20161,066
Chapter 29. Just an average Tuesday. · 22nd of March, 20162,794
Chapter 30. Murphy's Law. · 23rd of March, 20165,041
Chapter 31. What goes around. Comes around. · 23rd of March, 20161,533
Chapter 32. Flight test. · 24th of March, 20162,720
Chapter 33. How to train your Pegasus. · 24th of March, 20162,353
Chapter 34. Just and average Monday. · 24th of March, 20162,143
Chapter 35. Just an average Wednesday. · 25th of March, 20163,252
Chapter 36. Dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. · 25th of March, 20162,405
Chapter 37. One of us! · 26th of March, 20163,258
Chapter 38. Just an average Saturday. · 26th of March, 20162,435
Chapter 39. Revelations. · 27th of March, 20162,870
Chapter 40. The Cake is a lie! · 28th of March, 20165,317
Chapter 41. Just an average Thursday. · 31st of March, 20162,422
Chapter 42. Nightmare Night. · 31st of March, 20165,110
Chapter 43. Aftermath. · 2nd of April, 20162,003
Chapter 44. Just an average Friday. · 3rd of April, 20162,681
Chapter 45. Enter Nightingale's; magnificent, amazing, sweet, tender, zesty, delectable, beautiful, exotic, outstanding, soft, sensitive, chapter...Hentai Baka! · 4th of April, 20162,746
Chapter 46. The Devil's Thrill. · 5th of April, 20161,959
Chapter 47. Filler. · 5th of April, 20161,868
Chapter 48. Time to Dance-Dance Revolution, Disco-Disco! · 7th of April, 20163,470
Chapter 49. Bad Blood. · 9th of April, 20163,127
Chapter 50. 50. · 11th of April, 20161,821
Chapter 51. Just an average...Sunday part 2. · 13th of April, 20163,022
Chapter 52. Black Queen · 13th of April, 20163,670
Chapter 53. Spitfire. · 15th of April, 20164,167
Chapter 54. Upheaval. · 17th of April, 20163,635
Chapter 55. Upheaval (Part 2) · 19th of April, 20163,316
Chapter 56. Upheaval (Part 3) · 21st of April, 20163,900
Chapter 57. Conference. · 22nd of April, 20162,169
Chapter 58. Just an average December. · 22nd of April, 20162,930
Chapter 59. Cats and Dogs. · 24th of April, 20162,898
Chapter 60. A chance encounter. · 25th of April, 20163,531
Chapter 61. Spooks the Snake thing. · 27th of April, 20163,144
Chapter 62. Preparation. · 27th of April, 20166,991
Chapter 63. Mount Sif and other Games for children. · 2nd of May, 201611,617
Chapter 64. Daring Do. The bipolar mare of many questions. PT 1 · 6th of May, 20165,056
Chapter 65. Daring Do and The Knight of Courage. · 14th of May, 20163,789
Chapter 66. Ode to the forgotten. · 16th of May, 20164,404
Chapter 67. Daring Do and The Rise of the Fallen. · 21st of May, 20161,968
Chapter 68. MEGADEATH AFTER PARTY · 27th of May, 20164,430
Chapter 69. Daring Do and the Catacombs of Amore. · 26th of June, 201618,607
Chapter 70. Daring Do and The Road Home. · 2nd of July, 20162,907
Chapter 71. Battle of Arcadia. Part 1 · 11th of July, 20167,014
Chapter 72. Battle of Arcadia. Part 2. · 4th of August, 20165,284
Chapter 73. A brief moment of sleeping kittens and loud bags · 9th of August, 20164,322
Chapter 74. Something. · 16th of October, 20161,310
Chapter 75. On the move. · 17th of October, 20162,170
Chapter 76. Game plan. · 1st of November, 20163,106
Chapter 77. The beginning of the end · 30th of November, 20161,457
Chapter 78. Canterlot · 30th of January, 20171,233
Chapter 79. The Windigo Princess. · 30th of January, 20172,431
Chapter 80. Pandora's Box · 30th of January, 20174,249
Chapter 81. One last fight. · 22nd of February, 20171,720
Chapter 82. Her Song · 23rd of February, 20173,207
Chapter 83. Lullaby. · 23rd of February, 20172,808
Epilogue · 23rd of February, 20171,385
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