TAirship Mauled

on Fimfiction, by Darkonshadows

MLP: FiMViolenceRomanceAdventureComedyFluttershyOCOtherTempest ShadowSphinx

We crash landed on a goddess.

Welcome to Airship Mauled, where everything could possibly be worse.

MBecoming Undone

on Fimfiction, by Some Leech

MLP: FiMSexFetishRomanceHorrorPornCadanceShining Armor

Cadance, the Princess of Love, hasn't been doing so well. Several weeks after having been freed from Queen Chrysalis, for the second time, she's begun to fall ill with some unknown malady. Seeking the assistance of Sunburst, she hopes to find a solution to her problem but, unfortunately, things aren't as simple as they first appear.

Includes: Transformation, M/F, Oral, Vagina, Cronenbergian Horror Clop

Had an absolute blast with this and I'll almost certainly be writing more on this in the future. I'd love to hear your thoughts so, by all means, leave a comment below!

TBeing Chaos

on Fimfiction, by alarajrogers

MLP: FiMAdventureComedyHumanDiscordMain 6

After dying in a predictably stupid car accident, a human wakes up paralyzed and unable to see or feel anything... which seems reasonable for the aftermath of an argument with a truck, until Celestia starts talking and he figures out that he's dreaming that he's Discord. And then the Elements set him free and he figures out no, actually, this isn't a dream. Begins right before "Keep Calm and Flutter On", and the first few chapters crib a lot of dialogue from that.

Not Displaced, but it is one of those "human wakes up in the body of an Equestrian supervillain" stories. However. Fellow Discord fans. Trust me, I'm not gonna write a story about our boy where the real thing never makes an appearance. The actual Discord will show up sooner or later. Also not a self insert, as should be obvious if you listen to the main character talk about himself for about 30 seconds.

This is a commission for The Bird, but the original story idea was mine and I take credit for everything except the impetus to actually write the damn thing.

Tags are a complete guess, I actually have no idea how to tag this thing.

TBiblical Monsters

on Fimfiction, by Horse Voice

MLP: FiMDarkHorrorTragedyHumanTwilightOC

At 3:15 AM, Adams woke me with a loud knock on my front door.
"Put your boots on," he said when I answered. "There's a biblical monster in my house."

* * *

A Visual Companion, by the author
Interview with the author, from the Royal Canterlot Library.
Audiobook by Robin Jacks and Wubcake.
Audiobook by Scribbler.
In-depth analysis by the Heroic Tales cast.
Literary Analysis by ScarletWeather.
Special thanks to GaryOak.
Reviews:
City of Doors
One Man's Pony Ramblings
PresentPerfect
Louder Yay
Between Lines
Bad Horse

TBlank

on Fimfiction, by Carrier of Heartbreak

MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyDramaHumanAlt. UniverseLunaLyraBon-BonOtherMain 6

20-year-old Ryan Burbank is living with his girlfriend in their woodland home when he is struck by a mysterious infection seemingly out of nowhere. To everyone's horror, his sickness spreads quickly throughout his body, shutting him down one piece at a time. The doctors are at a loss of what to do about this new form of bacteria. Ryan and his loved ones choose to keep fighting until either a cure can be discovered...or the pain becomes too much.
At the height of his suffering, he discovers a happy little show while watching television in his hospital room. The bright colors and happy attitudes of the cartoon equines provide him with a much-needed escape from the daily pain of being killed from the inside.
Eventually, the pain becomes too much and he decides it would be better to go out surrounded by his family, in the embrace of those who kept him company throughout his short life. Just as he starts to fade, his eyes wander to the screen of the hospital room television and the cartoon ponies who adorn it. Something strange begins to occur...almost like the screen is pulling him in. Tunnel vision, maybe?
No, that can't be it...why can he hear his name being called by a very familiar voice? And why is she...crying? Who is this crying, familiar voice and why does she seem to know him?

[img]https://orig10.deviantart.net/bf87/f/2014/010/3/0/recup_pinkie_sphear_1_2__by_xdrawdex-d71pigr.gif[/img]

SPOILERS IN THE COMMENTS

Rated "Teen" for language and the "Sex" tag is for all of the sexual humor and suggestive situations. If I decide to up the suggestive stuff in the future, I'll change the tags and rating to fit that change.

Cover by enamis.

TDexter's Lab: Equestria

on Fimfiction, by RenegadeAlias

MLP: FiMAdventureComedySci-FiCrossoverHumanCelestiaLunaOtherMain 6CMCs

An accident in the lab sends our favorite boy genius to Equestria, as a pony. What will he do and how will he get back? The answer: Science! (Cover Art Updated!)
New FAQ! and TV Tropes!
Planned Phrases from Dexter:
“Pinkie Pie! Don’t push that Button!” /to Pinkie
“Please, Magic is the word simpletons and the ignorant use to describe what they cannot understand.”/ to Twilight
“No, I didn't strap a rocket to you. I strapped you to a rocket.” /to Rainbow Dash
“Friends? Who needs friends?”

Dexter is a boy super-genius with a disdain for anything girlish and no desire for friendship. After an mishap in his lab, he gets stuck in Equestria. How will he cope with the over-friendly ponies, and the girlish everything?
For any who do not know Dexter's Lab: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dexter's_Laboratory
[RIP Christine Cavanaugh: 8/16/63-12/22/2014] - Dexter's Original Voice Actress

TDisplaced into Nothing

on Fimfiction, by RockstarRaccoon

MLP: ComicMLP: FiMViolenceDeathDarkAdventureDramaHumanTwilightSpikeLunaOtherMain 6

[Rationalfic Deconstruction / Subversion of Displaced]
You’ve read the stories of people from Earth being “Displaced”: Their bodies are changed, their minds are warped, and they’re thrown across the multiverse, to whatever world and timeline their supernal "Displacers" decide upon.  Well, this story isn’t one of them...

...because when they tried to remake me, I didn’t let them.

A Rationalist Horror story, in which an Occultist from some version of Earth (implied to be the World of Darkness) undermines her own Displacement and ends up as a Self-Modifying Construct. Scientific Inquiry, Philosophical Debate, Rational Discussion, Body Horror, and Existential Hijinks ensue. Themes, Concepts, and Style inspired by HP Lovecraft, Elizer Yudkowsky, Gordon R Dickson, Edgar Allen Poe, Modern Prometheus (Frankenstein), Dresden Codak, World of Darkness, and Friendship is Optimal.
^{Front page on JUL 28th, AUG 12th, OCT 30, and every update after that.}

Your story breaks the shitty norm that most displaced stories have in common by being an 'actually interesting story' instead of a powertrip for a horny teen.

This is like brain porn. My head hurts but in a good way.

Author’s Notes

I often find Displaced fics to be more often Miss than Hit with me. Often, they're generic, poorly written, or just do not do anything worth reading with the concept.  This is an experiment to trt out a few other concepts which aren’t used often, even by me, including some which directly subvert Displaced as a genre, and maybe even come up with some advice for those authors. This is also a crossover with the upcoming Dragon: The Oroboroi Chronicles, a World of Darkness rulebook which I lead the development team for.

I hope you all enjoy this, and I implore you to leave some feedback in the comments section: I'll experimenting with a few uncommon concepts here, and I'd like to know how people feel about how they're coming across. :3

FAQ

Because people keep bringing these things up...

Horror/Dark Tags

I've had multiple people ask "how bad does it get?" Note the lack of the "gore", "sad", or "mature" tags or anything like that. Yes, there is blood and death at some point in this story, but the real horror of this story comes from the philosophical and scientific quandaries the characters go through: this is "intellectual horror", not "visceral horror".

Length

In the interest of this NOT becoming one of those long, sprawling fics, I plan to keep this limited to a manageable 10 chapter limit, not counting Prologue and Epilogue. No one wants to read something that long, and I'd rather not be stressing over this 6 months from now.

Sequel

The Sequel is already in the works, with scenes already written. It will be a more episodic story revolving around world optimization and interplanar hijinks.

Crossovers

To be clear, I do plan on having the main character make one of those "Token" things, but as they often get in the way of actual stories, that won't happen until the end of the story. The Sequel will be crossover-heavy.

TEquinophobia

on Fimfiction, by eLLen

MLP: FiMDramaHumanAlt. UniverseFluttershyTwilightDJ P0N-3OCDiscord

The "what-if" sequel has arrived -- Equinophobia: Silvery Lies.

"Equinophobia is a psychological fear of horses"
Sometimes you're lucky, and sometimes you're unlucky. Ryan finds herself the latter as she ends up in a world of sunshine, rainbows, and pure horror.

A story of an out-of-place person learning to adapt to their new environment.

Alternate Universe tag for lack of or changes in Equestria Girls elements and the Crystal Empire's history.

Written as the A-side to A Chromatic Scale. The stories are not related otherwise and can be read separately.

MFluttershy Uses Her Naughty Bits to Save Drowning Ponies

on Fimfiction, by Some Leech

MLP: FiMSexFetishComedyRandomPornAnthroFluttershy

Fluttershy, after acquiring a job as a lifeguard at some beach near Ponyville that nobody ever talks about, is doing her best to watch over the swimmers on a bright, sunny day. Much to her horror, and chagrin of the vacationers, she spies a pair of struggling ponies being swept out to sea. Leaping into action, with her trusty equipment at the ready, she soars to the rescue.

Let me save you some speculation. She literally eats ponies with her cock to save their lives.

Kinks Include: Cock Vore, Hyper Horse Junk, Excessive Jizz

What am I doing with my life...
Someone, anyone, please call Pony Jezus and tell him I'm so, so sorry.

Written at the behest of some ne'er-do-wells who took advantage of my hospitality while I was in a rather compromised state due to a family sized bag of tendies and vodka apple cider.

Artwork by KevinSano

MFluttershy Wants in Your Pants

on Fimfiction, by Flutterpriest

MLP: FiMNon-conProfanityDeathSexGoreSuicide / Self HarmViolenceFetishNarcoticsAnthologyComedyDarkAlt. UniverseSecond PersonHumanFluttershyAnonNurse Redheart

Fluttershy has tried being patient and she's tried the cute routine. But a mare has needs. She wants in your pants. And pony logic dictates that finding your fetish is the way to do it.

A collection of short stories about fetish guesses.

Warning - This Story Contains Almost Everything

Current Cover Art Here
Previous Cover Art by TGWeaver
Previous Cover Art Here and Here and Here

MFruit Salad

on Fimfiction, by Silent Whisper

MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedySlice of LifeRainbow DashScootalooNurse Redheart

Some ponies try to use a banana or cucumber to take care of their more, well, private needs, when a lover isn't available. Rainbow Dash is determined to push the boundaries of the usual assortment of fruit, much to Scootaloo's horror.

MGuarding Equestria

on Fimfiction, by Damaged

MLP: FiMSexFetishRomanceChangelingsRoyal Guard

Standing Proud is a competent member of the Canterlot Royal Guard. Since the invasion by the changelings and Discord's incursion, everything has been on tighter guard. His duty is to cover the daytime shift guarding the South Canterlot Royal Library—little more than a book storage house, but it's become the target of a very canny changeling. His life is about to change forever.

A TF (transformation) themed story with a little mind-control fetish and a touch of body horror thrown in for good measure.

THomer in Equestria: The Less Than Epic Saga

on Fimfiction, by Barry the Brony

MLP: FiMProfanityAdventureComedySlice of LifeCrossoverHumanLunaMain 6CMCs

Ponyville is no stranger to people dropping in unannounced, but even the Elements of Harmony probably weren't ready for a four fingered yellow biped to literally fall out of the sky. His name is Homer J Simpson, and his chance arrival will forever alter the course of Equestrian History in ways beyond their imagination...or maybe not.

It's also just as likely he's going to drive somebody (er, somepony) up the wall as he struggles to adapt to a society where clothing is optional, television is nonexistent, and the closest thing to alcohol is apple cider. All the while trying to find a way home. Will he succeed? Will he get back in touch with the man he used to be before twenty nine seasons worth of content turned him into a hollow shell of his former self?

Hell if I know. Should be fun to watch though.

Inspired by the story 'A Homeric Epic in Equestria'

NOTE: Takes place at the end of the Tree house of Horror Episode 'Homer Cubed' as an alternative ending.

1/12/2019 My first one thousand viewers! Thank you all so much

6/19/2020 HOW THE HELL DID I WIND UP ON THE FEATURED LIST?!?

8/13/2020 I finally reached one hundred likes, thank you everyone!

THow my Little Brother Became an Alicorn

on Fimfiction, by WiseFireCracker

MLP: FiMSadSlice of LifeTragedyHumanTwilightCelestiaPrince BluebloodOC

I used to love the idea of a human getting to visit Equestria. It sounded like a good way to set up so many shenanigans, except it's plagued with boring characters or really cliché ones or... the dreaded Sue.
I never expected it to happen. For real.
No, that's not real. What am I saying? Tom's... missing. Yes, and I will find him. He's not in the show... that's ridiculous. Don't say such things! My little brother can't be part of the show! It's just a coincidence that this little alicorn showed up, spoke with his voice, has the exact same personality and is based on his personal design for his alicorn OC!
IT'S NOT REAL!

What am I supposed to do now?

ELearning ABCs - Adorable, Bothersome, Chaotic

on Fimfiction, by Klabautermann

MLP: FiMRomanceComedySlice of LifeTwilightSpikeDiscordMain 6

Update: The story is edited into a proper read without many of the horrors I originally put into it. Enjoy the ride!

Deciding he could be given another chance, Luna and Celestia come to an agreement to release the Chaotic God from his rocky imprisonment, locking his powers with a powerful spell. Magicless and with a chance at redemption, Discord's ways seem less chaotic than ever.

He does cause a lot of chaos though, to the faithful student of Celestia, who had eagerly taken over the task of watching over and teaching Discord by giving him a home under her own roof, in the process hoping to learn more about his species, powers and motives but surprisingly learning much more about both himself and her head... Which puts her in pretty amusing situations most of the time.

An adventure of a silly one sided (???) love and a look into the heart of Twilight Sparkle.

MLiving with Twilight Sparkle is Weird

on Fimfiction, by anonpencil

MLP: FiMNon-conDeathSuicide / Self HarmViolenceFetishNarcoticsProfanitySexGoreComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanTwilightAnonOtherSpike

Who would have guessed that living with one of the smartest and most well-known ponies in Ponyville would be such a living hell? Whether it's you doing something stupid or Twilight doing something stupid, things just never seem to turn out ok. It might be kinda funny...you know, if it wasn't happening to you.

Magic spells gone wrong, weird obsessions, complete obliviousness, and more horrors abound as Anon makes the grave mistake of calling Twilight Sparkle a roommate.

~*~

This is a series of short little oneshits, not chronologically related to each other, all about the many MANY things that would make living with Twilight Sparkle a complete nightmare.

WARNING: These stories may contain vomit, gore, death, weird fetishes, pop culture references, and more horrible things. Oh, and Anon, of course.

TLuna is a Harsh Mistress

on Fimfiction, by Starscribe

MLP: FiMViolenceDeathDramaSci-FiAlt. UniverseLunaNightmare MoonBat Pony

History is written by the victors, but there’s nothing to guarantee they’ll be honest.

When Nightmare Moon’s rebellion tore across Equestria, leaving a trail of blood and horror in its wake, Princess Celestia knew that merely banishing her sister wouldn’t be enough. Her army was too powerful, and too bloodthirsty, to be left behind without a leader. When she finally turned the Elements of Harmony against her, she didn’t just banish Nightmare Moon. She banished thousands.

Now they’re in a race against time, to find a way to survive in an environment so alien that every aspect of it is trying to kill them. They face suffocation, freezing, boiling, starvation, radiation, meteorite impacts, low gravity… the list goes on.

Nightmare Moon thought she should be the ruler of all Equestria. Now, in a world nopony was ever meant to survive, her abilities will be put to the ultimate test.

Updates Saturdays.

Editing by the indulgent and patient Two Bit and Sparktail. Coverart by Zutcha.

Note: I intend this story to be as faithful to our current scientific understanding of the moon, and I’ve consulted for help with the aspects outside my technical purview. That said, I fully expect to make decisions that some may see as mistakes, based on their own independent interpretations.

I am a storyteller first, and I realize it’s likely I’ll eventually make a mistake, or an arbitrary decision to simplify the storytelling over accuracy. I’m doing my best here, but this isn’t a NASA white paper. Set your expectations accordingly.

This story was commissioned by Canary in the Coal Mine on my Patreon, feel free to contact me if you’d like one of your own!

TMEDIC! : From the Files of Nurse Redheart

on Fimfiction, by AdmiralTigerclaw

MLP: FiMRandomSlice of LifeMain 6Nurse Redheart

Let me give this to you straight. I'm a doctor. My title says 'Nurse', but I'm a doctor. I deal with sick and injured ponies daily, and give both treatment and advice to them with trust and confidence. That includes a certain six friends and their own medical needs.

If the rest of Equestria actually knew that disaster was one missed pill away, I don't think 'riots in the streets' would be sufficient to cover it. But I'm bound by Doctor/Patient Confidentiality, so I guess I'm the thin red line between civilization, and eternal enslavement by some horror from beyond.

That eternal enslavement thing sounds better every day, mind you.

*Cover image original artwork credited to mysticalpha

TMetroid Equis

on Fimfiction, by Flammenwerfer

MLP: FiMMetroidGoreViolenceDeathDarkAdventureSci-FiCrossoverHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaOCOtherMain 6

A Metroid Crossover

A meteor, resistant to magical manipulation, crashes in Equestria, Planet Equis, and soon spreads an unknown poison throughout the land. Containment is all but failing and the Princesses have little power to stop the spread of the Great Poison. The Elements of Harmony are of little use as no knowledge exists of this threat that consumes all life. Help comes from a certain Hunter, clad in metal.

Samus Aran will not only fight for her life as always, but her own sanity as well as these ponies that she begrudgingly starts seeing as allies. New horrors and abilities await her as a reason to fight slowly festers within her, possibly unlocking something she had been denied for so long: Friendship.

Notes and Resources:

This takes place after Echoes. The events of Corruption will have not happened yet. In terms of MLP, consider everything up to and including the Crystal Empire. Princess Twilight does not exist here, etc. The official Metroid Timeline can be found here.

As well, this story references the manga in many places. Reading of it is not required and I try my best to explain the context, but if you're interested, both volumes can be found here.

EDIT: This story was written over two and a half years, beginning in 2013. You'll probably notice the difference in writing as the chapters progress.

TMission to the Pony Planet

on Fimfiction, by ersmiller

MLP: FiMEquestria GirlsSexComedyAlt. UniverseApplejack (EqG)Pinkie Pie (EqG)Rainbow Dash (EqG)Rarity (EqG)Fluttershy (EqG)

Sunset's in trouble and we need Princess Twilight's help.  We've been calling her with Sunset's magic journal since yesterday but there's been no reply.

Looks like we're going to have to go through the portal and find her ourselves.

After all, it's a magical land of cute, colorful ponies.  This should be easy.

Right?

Sex tag exists for jokes relating to nudity and innuendo.

Chapters 1 - 5 pre-read by Spirit Shift and Rocinante
Chapters 6-41 (and most epilogues) pre-read by FanOfMostEverything

Complete list of cameos:

Act 1: Twilight "SciTwi" Sparkle and Spike the dog.

Act 2: Cranky Doodle Donkey, Cheerilee, Thunderlane, Applebloom, Big Mac, Grand Pear, Sweetie Bell, Angel, Bon Bon, Lyra, Octavia, Vinyl, Trixie, Flower Trio (Rose, Daisy, Lily Valley), Discord, Treehugger, Wallflower (Sort of), Scootaloo, Gummy, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Mr. Davinport, Bulk Biceps, Amathyst Star, Cloudchaser, and Dinky Doo.

Act 3: Fancy Pants, Iron Will?, Moondancer, Zephyr Breeze, Sassy Saddles, Shining Armor, Tank, Doughnut Joe, Muila Mild, Snips & Snails, and Maud.

Finale: FSpoiler, ASpoiler, and SSpoiler.