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MLP: FiM Sad Human Rainbow Dash Celestia Main 6
What would you do if you found a Filly Rainbow Dash in a box?
When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes all we need is a little color -- or six -- to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.
*6-16-2017 Edit, added Rainbow Dash tag because it triggered knighty.*
Chapters
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MLP: FiM Sad Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Celestia Luna Prince Blueblood Main 6 Anon
Anon likes to keep to himself, but Celestia thinks he should make friends.
Anon likes his life to be simple. He wakes up, goes to work and sometimes gets himself a good book to read while he is home. It's a routine that he likes to follow, it makes him feel like he has a bit of normality with his life in Equestria. The fact that having Celestia come crashing into his home as part of his routine should prove that his life is anything but normal.
(Thanks to PeerImagination for editing!)
Chapters Really? · 26th of May, 20142,387
Really really · 29th of May, 20144,600
*Insert chapter here* · 7th of June, 20143,754
Do you even care what I title this? · 8th of June, 20142,595
Skyrim shuffle · 9th of July, 20142,598
Neigh Yes to Distress · 25th of July, 20142,929
When life gives you lemons · 27th of July, 20142,717
Two to tango, three to get married. · 30th of July, 20143,350
Fool me once, fool me twice · 31st of July, 20144,713
In the eye of the beholder · 23rd of August, 20145,074
The coming dawn · 28th of August, 20142,637
Morning ritual · 23rd of September, 20144,191
Lightning strikes twice · 12th of October, 20146,356
How many friends have you made today? · 13th of November, 20149,314
You're gonna carry that friendship · 9th of December, 20149,066
Friendship is optional · 27th of April, 20155,743
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MLP: FiM Comedy Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe OC Other Main 6 CMCs
What happens when a middle age brony wakes up in the body of a foal? And when no one believes him?
Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize? I have, once before. This time was not all that different. Headache? Check. Dry mouth? Check. Upset stomach? Check. Hooves? Uhm, that one is new.
Hi, I'm Bruce and I'm 32. Currently, I'm in a light blue Earth Pony foal's body no one has ever seen before. The rest of Equestria thinks I'm 9 and something really traumatic happened to me. It doesn't help I swear like a sailor and I could really go for a smoke right about now. I just hope that the Everfree Forest, rampaging monstrosities, evil dark abominations against God and the Cutie Mark Crusad ers don't kill me before I have just one last drag.
Oh, and ponies are hella creepy when you really think about it. Geez.
A little comedy side project. EDIT: HAHA Main project. More characters to be added if I get that far. Categories might be refined as I write. Entire thing is unplanned except vaguely. Don't Expect excessive cursing to be written out, just hinted at . Oh, and as the character is a 30-ish year old in the body of a 9 year old, sexual jokes might exists but sex itself will not occur.
Special thanks to user Momomojito for the awesome-tastic picture! First fanart, I'm so HAPPY. I've gotten more since then! I should collect it all here. Collected!
Chapters 1 - Anyone Get the Number of that Bus? · 2nd of July, 20121,858
2 - A Funny Way of Coming to Grips with the Horror of Existence · 4th of July, 20121,317
3 - What do You do with a Drugged Up Colt? · 6th of July, 20121,435
4 - I Hope They Have Indoor Plumbing · 6th of July, 20121,094
5 - Tempting Fate is Always a Winning Plan · 19th of July, 20121,664
6 - Bye, Bye Missus Pinkie Pie · 22nd of August, 20121,643
Interlude 1: Intake Report/Initial Assessment · 23rd of July, 2012972
7 - Pony SOAP Opera · 15th of August, 20121,677
8 - Family Matters · 21st of July, 20121,908
9 - Wherein Bruce Becomes a Complete Dick · 26th of July, 20121,517
9.5 - Another View: Cup Cake, Sugar and Spice · 29th of July, 20121,466
10 - Emotional Log Ride · 29th of July, 20121,893
11 - I Fought the Law and You Know the Rest · 30th of July, 20122,113
12 - Bacon Flavored Bacon · 11th of August, 20122,298
13 - Urine for a Surprise! · 6th of August, 20121,785
14 - PARTY HARDLY · 10th of August, 20121,749
15 - Interview with a Child Psychiatrist · 12th of August, 20122,940
Interlude 2: Comprehensive Behavioral Assessment · 22nd of August, 20121,783
16 - You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Party · 15th of August, 20123,601
17 - Of Mares and Men · 25th of August, 20121,557
18 - Impending Frilly Socks · 26th of August, 20121,955
Interlude: Frillius Sockus Interuptus · 2nd of September, 20122,560
19 - Frilly Socks Part 1 · 5th of September, 20121,417
20 - Frilly Socks Part 2: Revenge of the Soap · 9th of September, 20127,430
21 - Frilly Socks Part 3: Son of Frill · 25th of September, 20126,414
22 - Frilly Socks Part OMGPLZSTOP: The Return of the Revenge of the Bad Joke · 6th of October, 20121,970
23 - Lovesong · 25th of October, 20124,767
24 - In Sickness and in Health · 16th of November, 20124,574
Cut Content: 'Spring'time for Brucey and Equestria! · 28th of November, 20123,668
25 - Down with a Sickness · 13th of January, 20138,876
26 - Bruce has diphtheria. Press SPACE BAR to continue. · 2nd of February, 20133,127
27 - Feeling Stupid and Contagious · 9th of May, 20133,873
28 - Eyes Wide Shut · 17th of May, 20131,887
Interlude 4: Parabola Parable · 2nd of July, 20132,686
OH MAN FAKE CHAPTER SPOILERS FOR THE REAL ONE · 12th of July, 2013469
29 - From the Mouths of Foals · 17th of July, 20135,311
Interlude 5: YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER · 25th of August, 20134,248
30 - A Meeting of ... Minds? · 4th of March, 201416,145
31 - Delayed Reaction · 21st of March, 20142,401
32 - Soap and the Flavors Of · 5th of May, 20143,980
33 - Big Boy Toys · 25th of September, 20144,480
34 - ... oops? · 1st of April, 2015883
34 - Let's Do Lunch · 9th of September, 20153,209
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MLP: FiM Sex Dark Comedy Human Rainbow Dash Other Main 6
Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it
Have you ever woken up as a vegetarian cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I can’t seem to do anything right, and it’s even worse when she’s in charge.
Now, we’re in a back and forth war for control of her body. I just want to eat meat again, and have a little personal space. She’s convinced I’m hitting on her friends and trying to score. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix this.
Edits by: Selbi , Abcron , Breath of Plagues , Refro , Jaestring , The Parasprite , Starbound Gurren Pre-read by: SkeeterTL , Solidfire , Penjacker , TypewriterError , Pearple Prose (It took all of them to corral my insanity.) Cover art by Tsitra360 V1.1-Rated teen sex for strong innuendo. V1.2-Pinkie Pie now enforcing RIAA guidelines.
Chapters 1. Unexpected House Guest · 23rd of August, 20135,105
2. Awkward Misad venture for Two · 26th of August, 20135,034
3. New Pony Party · 2nd of September, 20135,704
4. Three Can Keep a Secret · 10th of September, 20135,767
5. Attempts at Normalcy · 11th of September, 20135,382
6. Facing Reality · 14th of September, 20137,040
7. That Escalated Quickly · 18th of September, 20137,126
8. The 20th Century Limited · 23rd of September, 20134,127
9. Full of Surprises · 29th of September, 20136,519
10. Same Crap, Different Day · 4th of October, 20137,363
11. We Need To Go Deeper. · 10th of October, 20134,525
12. In Sickness And Health · 27th of October, 20135,314
13. Blackout · 18th of November, 20133,758
14. Never a Dull Moment · 1st of December, 20136,861
15. Dash of Insanity · 10th of December, 20136,886
16. In The End · 17th of December, 20134,907
17. Epilogue · 20th of December, 20131,579
---- Bonus: Dash's Journal, prequel edition ---- · 6th of January, 20142,300
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MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy OC Cadance Shining Armor Changelings Royal Guard
Not all changelings are fit for life in a hive. But that doesn't mean they're capable of life outside it, either. Join one such changeling as he tries to find his place in Equestria, and what the difference is between survival and living.
Idol Hooves holds a special place in Equestria. He's probably the only exiled changeling to serve in the Royal Guard, or at least, that's what he expects, as exiles don't really broadcast that fact. However, it's well known that Princess Celestia loves all of her little ponies, and her guards perhaps more so, and that makes it one of the best ways for a changeling to discreetly feed.
But how does a changeling even get there, let alone get exiled in the first place? For that matter, why would it ever go to Canterlot? Set a number of years before the series proper, before Luna’s redemption, Idol details how he was exiled, the ponies he’s met, and the series of misad ventures that led him to joining the Royal Guard, and should continue a good ways into the series, as something of an alternate perspective.
Soon, he’ll have to deal with a boisterous new princess to serve and a royal wedding in the works bringing a third to power. Will his old instincts bring this new life crashing down around him? What precipitates Chrysalis’s ill-fated assault on Canterlot? Is it really so wrong for a changeling to enjoy good craftsmanship to an obsessive degree?
New cover art provided by the fantastic Carnifex
And a TVTropes page here.
And an Ask Blog of questionable canonity!Out of Idol Curiosity
Fanart by Norad2! Major thanks! Short For a Royal Guard
Art by Egophiliac of Idol and his Daring Duckie Please don't tell him what that brush is meant for.
Rating updated to (T), it's a bit darker than (E) Comedy Tag added as well And changed the character tags a bit.
Chapters Making The Wrong Choice · 9th of March, 20142,386
Good Intentions · 9th of March, 20142,079
Lying By Omission · 20th of March, 20142,705
Digging the Hole Deeper · 31st of March, 20142,247
Bad Faith · 21st of April, 20142,528
Being Economical With The Truth · 4th of June, 20143,058
Shoddy Workmanship · 21st of June, 20143,263
Self-Deception · 28th of July, 20142,419
Polite Fictions · 3rd of August, 20142,940
Tabula Rasa · 12th of September, 20142,806
Ignorance and Apathy · 20th of September, 20141,690
Shock Therapy · 6th of October, 20142,093
Trust Exercise · 9th of November, 20142,092
Cover Stories · 7th of December, 20143,151
Catching More Flies · 3rd of January, 20152,144
But They Don't Check Out · 9th of February, 20152,209
Business Ethics · 9th of March, 20152,440
Falling Into Step · 5th of April, 20152,278
A Pyle of Ponies · 30th of April, 20152,836
Fall In · 17th of May, 20154,329
Spit and Polish · 27th of June, 20153,638
Under Armor · 22nd of August, 20154,506
Mourning Woods · 12th of October, 20152,844
A Fibrous Diet · 6th of December, 20156,338
Military Cadance · 13th of February, 20162,997
Hot Dam · 27th of March, 20163,712
Final Boarding Call · 15th of May, 20163,959
Crawl of Duty: Black Hops · 23rd of June, 20164,203
Keep It Simple, Stupid · 6th of September, 20162,632
Abridged Version · 1st of November, 20163,053
On the Rocks · 21st of December, 20163,797
Shining Martyr · 6th of February, 20172,654
A Knight with Princess Cadance · 12th of March, 20172,498
Tone Deaf · 18th of May, 20172,328
Vignette 1 - Clandestine Offerings · 24th of May, 2017918
The Kin of a Skiller · 21st of July, 20174,414
Tail as Old as Thyme · 24th of September, 20172,858
Fruitful Conversation · 3rd of November, 20173,236
A Broken Clock · 30th of December, 20173,877
The Clock Strikes Moon · 6th of January, 20182,204
Moonlighting · 18th of February, 20182,256
Bard at the Moon · 9th of April, 20183,090
Musical Notation, Piano and Polka · 29th of April, 20182,788
Second Verse; Strings and Stripes · 20th of May, 20183,317
Chorus, Bells and Woodwinds · 29th of June, 20183,710
Guitars, Conductors, and Coda · 29th of July, 20182,573
Encore · 2nd of September, 20184,347
A Flu Moon and an Empty Heart · 24th of September, 20182,819
Cold Brew · 3rd of December, 20183,817
A Slow Roast · 28th of January, 20192,655
Galavanting · 9th of March, 20193,330
pɹɐnפ ǝɥʇ ɟo ƃuᴉlǝƃuɐɥƆ ǝɥ┴ · 21st of April, 20192,919
After Math · 2nd of June, 20193,038
In the Still of the Night · 11th of July, 20193,662
Moonshine Down On Me · 31st of August, 20195,160
Out of Her Shell · 2nd of November, 20194,670
Hark, the Lady Moonstone Returns · 16th of February, 20204,209
Hooves On First · 12th of May, 20204,427
With My Compound Eye · 21st of July, 20203,706
Creative Differences · 31st of August, 20204,070
Royalty · 12th of October, 20206,880
Chapter 62 · 21st of October, 20201,623
Everything Crumbles · 30th of November, 20202,432
Vignette 2 - Cer Sus · 5th of February, 20215,399
Incomplete Sentence · 12th of March, 20214,135
Tried or True · 15th of May, 20213,673
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MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Human Celestia OC Other Main 6
TD's journey around the lands outside of Equestria
After leaving Ponyville, the human TD Harrison Powell finds himself in even stranger territory than the land of the ponies. Will he find his way home? Or will he find out that he should have stayed in Ponyville under the watchful eyes of the Royal Sisters after all?
Edited by the amazing Jack Kellar and Marioland1
Special thanks to MyHobby for the cover art!!
Chapters He Was Never the Center · 6th of January, 20132,424
Crystals · 6th of January, 20133,477
Why? · 24th of January, 20134,074
The Bizzare Aquisition of Oswald Q. Phoenix · 21st of February, 20134,144
Soundspeed · 27th of February, 20133,685
TD Learns Some Odd Things and Meets the First of The Intelligent Races · 4th of March, 20134,023
Die Diamanten-Hunde on Third Base · 12th of March, 20133,060
You Know, Soundspeed Isn't the Only One Who Can Kick Plot · 20th of March, 20135,497
TD and the Zebras · 27th of March, 20133,609
Catch the Chicken, Rocky · 8th of April, 20136,782
Hansit · 25th of April, 20133,834
Facepalming My Phoenix · 24th of May, 20133,887
Schunie · 3rd of July, 20135,911
Preparation · 22nd of July, 20135,214
The Ultimate Showdown · 7th of August, 20136,114
Of All the Dumb Luck... · 8th of August, 20133,837
Uh, No Thank You · 20th of August, 20133,374
Why Me? · 24th of August, 20132,659
The Clans · 31st of August, 20136,156
Sad dle Arabia· 2nd of September, 20133,833
Another Goes Down · 8th of September, 20132,607
Whodunit · 13th of September, 20134,919
Queen Chrysalis is a Total Idiot · 15th of September, 20132,789
Chrysalis gets Mad... and Then I Do · 16th of September, 20134,141
Twilight's Tribute · 17th of September, 20133,440
The Crystal Heart · 18th of September, 20135,242
Debriefing · 18th of September, 2013429
All I Can Do · 18th of November, 2013479
Likes: 3006 Dislikes: 376
MLP: FiM Sex Gore Adventure Sci-Fi Human Celestia Luna Trixie OC Main 6
A human soldier finds himself in Equestria and must find his way home... wherever it may be.
This is what it means to be a man of war... This is the story of a human soldier named Miles Eremita and his exploits throughout Equestria.
Arc One: Friends- Finding himself in a new, unfamiliar land, Miles must come to terms with what happened and start life over. Luckily for him, his friends will help him through this struggle. Chapters 1- 67
Arc Two: Cities- On the brink of disaster and against time itself, Miles must travel to now forgotten lands to find the answers he seeks. With the aid of his friends, will Miles be able to handle what he finds? Or will Death get the better of him? Chapters 68- 170
Arc Three: Growing Pains- Life continues for our heroes, for better or for worse. With the aid of some timeless mentors, inspiring role models, and some great friends; watch as life unfolds and tensions grow. But with new growth, comes new pain. Chapters 171- ***
Arc Four: War- The great unthinkable has occurred, but all is not as it seems. As tensions break and blood is spilled, can our heroes make it through the madness of conflict? And what will be left for those that survive? The Darkness is here. Chapters ***-***
Arc Five: In Sanity- Death has dealt his final blow, but only in time will it show. In the darkness of the moon you will learn of your doom; and in the light of day you will lose your way. The war has taken its toll, but who will end in control? Chapters ***-***
Chapters Chapter 1 Choices (revised) · 13th of December, 20121,907
Chapter 2 New Beginnings · 13th of December, 20123,682
Chapter 3 Orientation · 21st of August, 20124,198
Chapter 4 Power · 9th of December, 20123,916
Chaper 5 What Friends Are For · 9th of December, 20123,897
Chapter 6 Fall of Topaz Falls · 9th of December, 20124,060
Chapter 7 Second Impression · 13th of December, 20123,713
Chapter 8 Time Gone By · 13th of November, 20123,300
Chapter 9 Judgement · 24th of August, 20122,886
Chapter 10 Party Time · 13th of December, 20123,577
Chapter 11 Stampede · 31st of August, 20122,084
Chapter 12 Friends · 31st of August, 20123,822
Chapter 13 Long Road To Recovery · 13th of December, 20123,179
Chapter 14 Sugarcube Corner · 13th of December, 20123,403
Chapter 15 Carousel Boutique · 13th of December, 20122,712
Chapter 16 Trust · 2nd of September, 20122,365
Chapter 17 True Intentions · 2nd of September, 20124,750
Chapter 18 Night Time Complications · 13th of November, 20122,642
Chapter 19 Journey to Mt. Sky Scraper · 5th of September, 20124,235
Chapter 20 Waking Dragons · 27th of October, 20124,297
Chapter 21 Pinkies Party · 11th of September, 20124,950
Chapter 22 Manual Labor · 12th of September, 20123,518
Chapter 23 Old Wounds, New Problems · 12th of September, 20122,410
Chapter 24 Secrets and Lies · 13th of November, 20123,164
Chapter 25 Feathers and Pancakes · 13th of November, 20122,586
Chapter 26 Rainy Day Games · 12th of September, 20122,522
Chapter 27 Project Re-Surface Integration · 12th of September, 20126,495
Chapter 28 Mending Broken Hearts · 14th of September, 20122,245
Chapter 29 Temptations · 16th of September, 20122,598
Chapter 30 Earning Trust · 16th of September, 20122,317
Chapter 31 Deverto Pulvis · 16th of September, 20122,441
Chapter 32 My Storm · 18th of September, 20122,718
Chapter 33 Et Salutant Mortuus · 17th of May, 20127,213
Chapter 34 Fame and Infamy · 17th of April, 20122,621
Chapter 35 Sweet Apple Acres · 15th of April, 20122,947
Chapter 36 Cutie Mark Crusad ers · 17th of April, 20122,564
Chapter 37 Meeting of the Minds · 15th of October, 20123,231
Chapter 38 Lost in Thought · 26th of September, 20122,452
Chapter 39 A Home of My Own · 22nd of April, 20122,549
Chapter 40 House Warming Gift · 22nd of April, 20122,804
Chapter 41 Meeting The Past · 22nd of April, 20123,055
Chapter 42 Just Another Party · 26th of September, 20122,422
Chapter 43 Into The Wilderness · 23rd of April, 20122,812
Chapter 44 Just A Scratch · 23rd of April, 20122,684
Chapter 45 Train Ride · 27th of October, 20122,269
Chapter 46 Powerful Love · 24th of April, 20126,790
Chapter 47 Breaking Elements · 25th of April, 20124,715
Chapter 48 My Promise · 27th of April, 20123,459
Chapter 49 A Day At The Lake · 27th of April, 20124,387
Chapter 50 Storm Cloud · 28th of April, 20122,319
Chapter 51 Recovery · 28th of April, 20122,512
Chapter 52 Rain Cloud · 29th of April, 20123,172
Chapter 53 Inheritances · 3rd of May, 20122,503
Chapter 54 Dinner for Two · 2nd of June, 20123,414
Chapter 55 Heart Break · 3rd of May, 20122,604
Chapter 56 Rainbow's Book · 3rd of May, 20123,208
Chapter 57 Lupus · 6th of May, 20123,235
Chapter 58 Moving On · 6th of May, 20122,912
Chapter 59 Apples · 6th of May, 20122,931
Chapter 60 Pinkies Carnival · 18th of August, 20123,184
Chapter 61 Just Another Bad Day · 7th of May, 20122,577
Chapter 62 Spartan Training · 27th of November, 20128,697
Chapter 63 Returning Home · 9th of May, 20122,558
Chapter 64 A Day At The Spa · 12th of May, 20124,440
Chapter 65 Permission · 16th of May, 20124,042
Chapter 66 Guards and Soldiers · 16th of May, 20123,565
Chapter 67 Diamond Dogs · 17th of May, 20125,186
End Of Arc One Bonus Chapter · 20th of July, 20128,470
Chapter 68 Darkness · 22nd of May, 20123,973
Chapter 69 Luna's Fury · 18th of August, 20125,258
Chapter 70 Luna's Love · 24th of May, 20124,209
Chapter 71 Losing Control · 26th of May, 20123,031
Chapter 72 Escape From Topaz Falls · 28th of May, 20123,743
Chapter 73 Return to Ponyville · 30th of May, 20123,360
Chapter 74 The Trade · 30th of May, 20123,361
Chapter 75 Wanting · 2nd of June, 20123,906
Chapter 76 Spartan Politics · 5th of June, 20124,458
Chapter 77 Unexpected Visitor · 10th of June, 20124,265
Chapter 78 The Best Hiding Spot Ever · 10th of June, 20123,010
Chapter 79 Welcome To Topaz Falls · 13th of June, 20122,918
Chapter 80 Long Road To Ruin · 17th of June, 20123,335
Chapter 81 Losing The Fight · 29th of June, 20123,476
Chapter 82 Gifts From The Past · 20th of June, 20123,533
Chapter 83 Meeting Of Masters · 17th of September, 20124,066
Chapter 84 Fires, Trees, And Water · 24th of June, 20123,034
Chapter 85 In The Cold Of Night · 8th of July, 20124,021
Chapter 86 Crossing The Divide · 8th of July, 20125,487
Chapter 87 Primum Somno · 8th of July, 20121,719
Chapter 88 And Then There Was Sex · 4th of November, 20124,025
Chapter 89 Believe · 10th of July, 20124,254
Chapter 90 The Greatest Proposal, The Biggest Slip Up · 10th of July, 20124,233
Chapter 91 Simple Request · 10th of July, 20123,662
Chapter 92 Date Night · 11th of July, 20123,235
Chapter 93 Wedding Plans · 6th of July, 20122,836
Chapter 94 Storm's Bachelor Party · 11th of July, 20123,269
Chapter 95 A Quick Run Into Town · 22nd of July, 20124,064
Chapter 96 Whats Left · 23rd of July, 20123,534
Chapter 97 What's Important · 25th of July, 20123,598
Chapter 98 Die Memoria · 25th of July, 20124,903
Chapter 99 Nightmare Night · 15th of August, 20124,485
Q/A Special #1 · 23rd of July, 20124,694
Chapter 100 Miles's Bachelor Party · 26th of July, 20126,130
Chapter 101 The Big Day · 9th of August, 20124,369
Chapter 102 The Big Night · 20th of October, 20123,901
Chapter 103 Proper Time · 13th of November, 201210,006
Chapter 104 Las Pegasis · 10th of August, 20129,625
Chapter 105 My Brother · 9th of August, 20124,493
Chapter 106 Gems · 12th of August, 20123,152
Chapter 107 Specialization · 29th of August, 20124,138
Chapter 108 Night Court · 30th of August, 20124,427
Chapter 109 Moosden · 17th of August, 20123,678
Chapter 110 Quartz Crest · 29th of August, 20122,718
Chapter 111 A Close Call · 21st of August, 20122,839
Chapter 112 Generous Sacrifice · 9th of October, 20123,150
Chapter 113 Message In The Dark · 8th of October, 20123,681
Chapter 114 Awkward Positions · 29th of August, 20123,645
Chapter 115 Spartan Territory · 12th of November, 20123,665
Chapter 116 Them · 29th of August, 20124,977
Chapter 117 The Group · 30th of August, 20123,003
Chapter 118 Autographs And Books · 31st of August, 20122,705
Chapter 119 Call Me Maybe · 3rd of September, 20126,304
Chapter 120 Answering The Call · 5th of September, 20124,993
Chapter 121 Just In Time · 8th of September, 20124,712
Chapter 122 Fort Misery · 11th of September, 20125,442
Chapter 123 Archaic Deals · 6th of December, 20124,235
Chapter 124 Victory? · 6th of December, 20124,252
Chapter 125 The Other Half · 18th of September, 20123,239
Chapter 126 New Power · 20th of November, 20123,447
Chapter 127 Soror · 20th of November, 20124,272
Chapter 128 Big News · 27th of September, 20123,271
Chapter 129 Little Talks · 20th of November, 20124,081
Chapter 130 Early Distant Warning · 4th of October, 20124,230
Chapter 131 Almost · 5th of October, 20123,328
Chapter 132 Lost Answer · 13th of November, 20123,480
Chapter 133 Amethyst · 10th of October, 20123,042
Chapter 134 Red Light · 12th of October, 20123,126
Chapter 135 Green Light · 15th of October, 20125,400
Chapter 136 Coming Back Together · 19th of October, 20123,724
Chapter 137 Choosing Life · 5th of November, 20123,474
Chapter 138 Posting Bail · 27th of October, 20123,293
Chapter 139 Itsy Bitsy Spider · 5th of November, 20123,803
Chapter 140 Go To Bed · 5th of November, 20124,359
Chapter 141 Meeting New Ponies · 6th of November, 20123,580
Chapter 142 Friendly Advice · 8th of November, 20123,971
Chapter 143 Your Trust · 14th of November, 20123,431
Chapter 144 Now And Later · 17th of November, 20124,286
Chapter 145 Consuming Kings · 20th of November, 20124,350
Chapter 146 One Day · 23rd of November, 20123,985
Chapter 147 My Miles · 27th of November, 20123,700
Chapter 148 Training Spartans · 9th of December, 201213,733
Chapter 149 New Spartans On The Block · 14th of December, 20123,086
Chapter 150 Happy Birthday · 18th of December, 20123,534
Chapter 151 A Night To Remember · 24th of December, 20125,785
Chapter 152 Just You And Me Part 1 Miles · 30th of December, 20125,229
Chapter 153 Just You And Me Part 2 Luna · 4th of January, 20134,850
Chapter 154 Just You And Me Part 3 Rainbow Dash · 9th of January, 20135,721
Chapter 155 Off To Trottingham · 12th of January, 20133,911
Chapter 156 Jasper Lies · 15th of January, 20135,318
Chapter 157 Jasper Truths · 22nd of January, 20134,564
Chapter 158 Home For Hearths Warming Eve · 25th of January, 20135,318
Chapter 159 The Great And Powerful... · 30th of January, 20138,592
Chapter 160 Hearths Warming Eve · 3rd of February, 201313,521
Chapter 161 Training In Void · 13th of February, 201310,674
Chapter 162 One Last Adventure · 18th of February, 20132,514
Chapter 163 Emerald City: Of Faith And Loyalty · 23rd of February, 201310,549
Chapter 164 Ruby Canyon: Cruel Kindness · 3rd of March, 201310,937
Chapter 165 Bartering Hearts · 7th of March, 20133,980
Chapter 166 Dealing With Hearts · 15th of March, 20134,407
Chapter 167 Diamond Halls: Unknown Memories · 8th of April, 201319,565
Chapter 168 Galena: Terradisian Arsenal · 7th of May, 201317,074
Chapter 169 New Garnet: Echos of War · 1st of June, 201319,260
Chapter 170 Outpost Zero · 1st of June, 20131,701
End of Arc Two Bonus Chapter · 12th of July, 201317,626
Chapter 171 Five Stages... · 12th of July, 20133,006
Chapter 172 I Think, Therefore I Am · 13th of July, 20133,456
Chapter 173 Past Present · 16th of July, 20133,738
Chapter 174 When In Roam... · 18th of July, 20134,016
Chapter 175 Nap Time · 20th of July, 20133,162
Chapter 176 Party Time Challenges · 22nd of July, 20134,350
Chapter 177 Pharmaceutical Needs · 25th of July, 20133,047
Chapter 178 Old Habits... · 29th of July, 20134,447
Chapter 179 Happiness, With a Side of Syrup · 1st of August, 20133,083
Chapter 180 Getting Back to Business · 4th of August, 20133,674
Chapter 181 Plans Well Made · 8th of August, 20133,023
Chapter 182 Family Affairs · 15th of August, 20133,139
Chapter 183 Back To Work · 22nd of August, 20133,992
Chapter 184 Shiny Ordeals · 26th of August, 20133,315
Chapter 185 Watching Statera · 2nd of September, 20139,156
Chapter 186 Chaos · 3rd of September, 20133,687
Chapter 187 Discorded Sisters · 7th of September, 20133,033
Chapter 188 Purgian Progress · 12th of September, 20133,790
Chapter 189 Mad Ponies · 16th of September, 20133,276
Chapter 190 Losing Solitude · 22nd of September, 20135,153
Chapter 191 So Much To Do · 25th of September, 20134,663
Chapter 192 Men and Kings · 29th of September, 20135,477
Chapter 193 My Hometown · 4th of October, 20135,300
Chapter 194 Summit · 10th of October, 20138,034
Chapter 195 Foalish Effects · 15th of October, 20134,113
Chapter 196 The Orders · 23rd of October, 20133,194
Chapter 197 In-Human Concerns · 5th of November, 20137,089
Chapter 198 Understanding Balance · 13th of November, 20135,821
Chapter 199 It's a... · 20th of November, 20133,153
Q/A Special #2 · 27th of November, 20136,334
Chapter 200 Better Days · 19th of December, 20138,548
Chapter 201 Mother Knows Best · 2nd of January, 20143,891
Chapter 202 Simple Enough · 8th of January, 20144,008
Chapter 203 Easy Mystery · 23rd of January, 20143,963
Chapter 204 First and Last · 4th of February, 20145,045
Chapter 205 Icy Premonitions · 14th of February, 20144,689
Chapter 206 Play Ball · 2nd of March, 20148,859
Chapter 207 Hard Losses · 4th of April, 20144,882
Chapter 208 Chin Up · 26th of April, 20144,426
Chapter 209 Change · 11th of May, 20144,211
Chapter 210 Dinner In Moosden · 4th of July, 20147,757
Chapter 211 Syncney · 14th of July, 20143,888
Chapter 212 Joint Concerns · 11th of August, 20143,779
Chapter 213 Joint Operations · 30th of August, 20147,203
Chapter 214 Time in the Library · 6th of September, 20147,820
Chapter 215 Blink · 13th of September, 20144,100
Chapter 216 Deals · 22nd of September, 20147,744
Chapter 217 Get Ready · 3rd of October, 20146,239
Chapter 218 Hidden Plans · 20th of October, 201411,215
Chapter 219 Southern Badlands · 1st of November, 20149,348
Chapter 220 Neighbors · 9th of November, 20146,591
Chapter 221 Power In Play · 29th of November, 20147,177
Chapter 222 Power Speaks · 12th of December, 20143,414
Chapter 223 Undesired Desires · 23rd of December, 20147,374
Chapter 224 Keen Allies · 9th of January, 20157,556
Chapter 225 Scouts · 23rd of February, 201510,323
Chapter 226 Bloody Number Five · 30th of March, 201510,309
Chapter 227 New Power · 6th of May, 20157,100
Chapter 228 In Deep · 10th of June, 20157,191
Chapter 229 Make Me Better · 17th of August, 201516,526
Chapter 230 Set in Motion · 8th of October, 20159,847
Chapter 231 Repercussions · 19th of December, 20154,104
Chapter 232 The Treaty of Crescent Cove · 23rd of December, 20156,937
Chapter 233 Wait · 25th of December, 20154,024
Chapter 234 Gala Preparations · 14th of January, 20163,506
Chapter 235 Who's Who · 23rd of February, 20165,518
Chapter 236 Political Understanding · 29th of February, 20164,910
Chapter 237 Dark Side · 25th of March, 20164,711
Chapter 238 No Rest for the Wicked · 22nd of April, 20166,764
Chapter 239 Plan of Action · 17th of August, 20167,310
Chapter 240-A Pinkie's Political Party Planning Predicament · 2nd of September, 20163,012
Chapter 241 Relics in the Attic · 6th of September, 20163,679
Chapter 242 Praetorian Guard · 17th of September, 20163,243
Chapter 243 Squad Goals · 25th of September, 20165,076
Chapter 244 The Prince and the Princess · 1st of October, 20164,820
Chapter 245 Audit Queen · 16th of October, 20165,692
Chapter 246 Miles' Lie · 28th of October, 20163,609
Chapter 247 Operation Unthinkable · 23rd of December, 201614,328
Chapter 248 Terms of War · 12th of March, 20175,426
Chapter 249 Non Semper Erit Aestas · 1st of April, 20173,708
Chapter 250 Words With the Captain · 2nd of July, 20174,319
Chapter 251 Susurrans Bellum · 6th of August, 20174,454
Chapter 252 Alone With Nothing · 11th of January, 20184,382
Chapter 253 Waiting in the Moonlight · 9th of May, 20183,531
Chapter 254 Follow the Leader · 24th of May, 20198,583
Chapter 255 Lucens Vigor · 2nd of September, 20193,218
Chapter 256 Die Mysterium · 25th of January, 20203,024
Chapter 257 The Oligarchs War · 1st of February, 20202,567
Chapter 258 Rumbles Knight · 22nd of February, 20203,844
Chapter 259 And They Cried Republic! Republic! · 1st of March, 20202,620
Chapter 260 Our Dreams Lost in the Wind · 9th of May, 20203,912
Likes: 2990 Dislikes: 210
MLP: FiM Sex Gore Dark Sad Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Celestia Luna Gilda Other Main 6
When a human in Equestria attempts suicide, the ponies who shunned him are forced to care for him in Ponyville Hospital.
My name is Jason Wright. If you've heard of me, you probably know what I did, and what an idiot I am for doing it. Now I'm stuck in the hospital, surrounded by ponies who hate me because I can't even die right. But while I'm here, maybe I can try to learn why I was saved, and what I did to make the ponies hate me in the first place.
// Hello, and welcome to It Never Really Ends! This is a sequel to MisterBlonde's oneshot Ending. They expressed no desire to continue the story on their own, and have given me permission to do so myself! //
Chapters Anxiety · 26th of April, 20141,597
Depression · 26th of April, 20141,463
Obsession · 27th of April, 20141,416
Paranoia · 27th of April, 20141,534
Trauma · 27th of April, 20141,699
Dependence—Rewritten · 28th of April, 20141,792
Curiosity—Rewritten · 30th of April, 20141,873
Rage—Rewritten · 1st of May, 20141,950
Panic! · 5th of May, 20142,021
Hostility · 8th of May, 20141,785
Disappointment · 13th of May, 20142,072
Projection · 17th of May, 20141,393
Desperation · 31st of May, 20142,011
Tension · 23rd of June, 20141,578
Spite · 16th of July, 20141,180
Disbelief · 20th of July, 20141,418
Vertigo · 27th of July, 20142,254
Contact · 30th of July, 20141,660
Flashbacks · 5th of August, 20141,965
Unforgiven · 7th of August, 20141,629
The Punchline · 1st of September, 20141,631
Leave Me Alone · 2nd of September, 20142,427
Well Fuck. · 2nd of September, 20141,157
Token Dream Sequence · 2nd of September, 20141,483
Stayin' Alive · 2nd of September, 20141,298
Small Town Hospitality · 4th of September, 20141,457
Ignorance Is Bliss · 4th of September, 20141,323
On a Bed of White Down · 4th of September, 20141,280
This Means War · 6th of September, 20141,971
The Truth Hurts · 8th of September, 20141,235
Surprise, Muthabucka · 29th of September, 20141,911
A Conversation Long Overdue · 11th of November, 20143,239
No Touching · 11th of November, 20141,125
Everything is Perfectly Fine · 11th of November, 20141,209
Wrong · 12th of November, 20141,331
Ponies Make Shitty Doctors · 13th of November, 20141,618
Remember this Moment · 13th of November, 20142,352
Dammit Twilight... · 14th of November, 20141,687
I Fucking Hate You · 27th of January, 20151,865
Likes: 2875 Dislikes: 122
MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Drama Slice of Life Human Celestia Cheerilee OC Bat Pony
TD's life in Equestria after the events of Wanderings of a Non-Brony
After the six year journey around the planet in Wanderings of a Non-Brony, The human TD Harrison Powell finds himself in Equestria for good. He sees no choice but to settle down in Ponyville, ready to live the rest of his life as best as he can.
This is his life.
Edited by Marioland1 and Strike89
Chapters Home? · 17th of November, 20131,744
I'm Gonna Emo Out · 17th of November, 20135,280
27-Reintegration · 20th of December, 20133,188
27-TD and the Mirror Pool: Gathering Armies · 27th of December, 20135,043
27-TD and the Mirror Pool: The Invasion of Canterlot · 4th of January, 20146,991
27-Curious Chaos · 10th of February, 20143,854
27-Waxing Profound · 13th of February, 20145,068
27-I Hate This Stupid Nonsense · 14th of February, 20141,505
28-Oswald · 14th of February, 20143,068
29-Hearts and Hooves Day · 15th of February, 20142,818
29-Celestia · 16th of February, 20142,427
29-Duo · 26th of February, 20143,777
29-Out to Ponyville · 4th of March, 20144,379
29-Chaotic Love · 8th of March, 20143,724
30-Getting Older Isn't Necessarily Bad · 14th of March, 20145,139
30-Finding Out About the In-Laws · 22nd of March, 20143,454
30-Ruined Relationship · 28th of March, 20143,775
30-I Think I Feel a Song Coming On · 13th of April, 20142,512
30-The In-Laws · 28th of May, 20145,074
30-Approval · 30th of July, 20143,580
30-The Marriage of a Non-Brony · 16th of August, 20146,780
30-Reception · 21st of September, 20146,957
30-Honeymoon: The Beginning · 5th of March, 20155,412
30- Honeymoon: Sad dle Arabia · 22nd of November, 20154,098
32-In Sickness... · 1st of December, 20154,111
32-And in Health · 13th of December, 20154,103
33-Offspring · 13th of December, 20154,616
33-Four · 15th of December, 20156,000
33-Family · 25th of December, 20153,444
33-Bratty Little Sister · 3rd of February, 20162,620
34-Fighting · 17th of April, 20162,000
34-Published · 5th of May, 20164,000
34-Bats · 14th of June, 20164,945
34-Parents · 16th of June, 20162,625
35-Awkward · 28th of June, 20162,141
35-Pre-interview · 13th of July, 2016979
35-Interview · 18th of August, 20165,164
35-Baby Phoenixes · 9th of December, 20161,034
37-Back to the Empire · 9th of December, 20164,657
37-Pain · 10th of March, 20174,650
37-Brutal Victory · 6th of January, 20205,511
37-All Out · 6th of January, 20203,656
40-Prepping · 10th of August, 20193,347
40-Twenty · 10th of August, 20191,003
40-First Day · 24th of October, 20195,436
Likes: 2647 Dislikes: 68
MLP: FiM Adventure Drama Sad Rainbow Dash Scootaloo Main 6 Changelings
Rainbow Dash is a changeling. Who knew?
Rainbow Dash, best pony, fastest flier in Equestria, all around awesome mare, was called upon to help with the wedding of her friend's big brother. And hey, she never leaves her friends hanging! Of course, when it turned out some kind of bug thing had replaced the bride, Rainbow was more then ready to fight. Heck, even after it seemed all hope was lost, the pegasus refused to give up.
So when she saw Shining Armor charge up a final spell, she smirked.
But when that spell reached her and flung her against the wall, her smirk devolved into shock...
Cover art is a combination of Deception is Magic vector by Helios and Sonic Rainboom Version One by SkyRings.
Chapters Prologue: SONIC RAINBOOM! · 25th of February, 20132,133
Chapter One: A Joyous Day · 26th of February, 20132,572
Chapter Two: Shattered Illusions · 27th of February, 20132,030
Chapter Three: Identity Torture · 4th of March, 20132,068
Chapter Four: Memories Of Lies · 22nd of March, 20132,290
Chapter Five: Unnamed and Unknown · 16th of April, 20132,325
Chapter Six: Shuddering Faith · 22nd of May, 20132,551
Chapter Seven: Shame and Subterfuge · 15th of July, 20132,559
Chapter Eight: Resolutions and Revelations · 8th of August, 20132,604
Chapter Nine: Ponderings of the Self · 12th of September, 20132,807
Chapter Ten: Excavated Sorrows · 3rd of October, 20132,003
Chapter Eleven: Wraiths and Wraths · 24th of December, 20132,374
Chapter Twelve: Pains of the Past · 25th of February, 20142,657
Chapter Thirteen: Confrontation and Coercion · 13th of June, 20142,154
Chapter 14: Metastasis of Mentality · 22nd of July, 20142,056
Chapter 15: Talks and Transformations · 8th of September, 20142,354
Chapter 16: Apologies and Acceptance · 21st of September, 20142,549
Epilogue: Colors of Ponyville · 25th of September, 20142,173
Likes: 2362 Dislikes: 86
MLP: FiM Equestria Girls Sex Romance Comedy Slice of Life Human Twilight Celestia Luna Main 6 Sunset Shimmer
Why is Celestia laying on the floor in Twilight's library? Why does she seem so confused? Why does she look different? WHY IS THE PORTAL MIRROR STILL ON?
Principal Celestia has accidentally fallen through the mirror into Equestria, and it may be a bit before she can go home. Until then, she has to learn to cope with a strange world, in a strange body.
At the same time, Twilight has to figure out how she can help her new guest while keeping Equestria from freaking out over the presence of a second Celestia, and Sunset Shimmer has to figure out how she is going to make amends with those she had left behind in Equestria, while keeping an eye on her Principal.
Disclaimer: Since I wrote this description ages ago before I even knew the plot, the story is mostly pure comedy in the beginning, with eventual Sunlight and Chryslestia shipping!
Cover image by Arvaus , used with permission.
Chapters 1: The Perils of Sulking Near Portals · 12th of April, 20152,109
2: Stuck in Equestria · 13th of April, 20152,191
3: Twilight Explains It All · 22nd of April, 20152,270
4: Sunset After Dark · 28th of April, 20152,065
5: Familiar Faces · 1st of May, 20152,252
6: Like Looking in a Really Weird Mirror · 12th of May, 20151,996
7: Back to Ponyville · 22nd of June, 20152,110
8: Big Trouble in Little Canterlot · 13th of July, 20152,071
9: Ups and Downs · 15th of July, 20152,101
10: Scum and Villainy · 4th of October, 20152,088
11: Group Therapy · 21st of January, 20162,055
12: Three Mares and a Lady · 26th of January, 20161,892
13: Dresses and Sad dles · 3rd of May, 20162,336
14: Date Night Pt1 · 12th of May, 20162,065
15: Date Night Pt2 · 28th of July, 20162,131
16: Date Night Pt3 - The Datening · 6th of February, 20172,520
17: Cleaning Up · 14th of March, 20172,073
18: Friends and Family · 6th of September, 20172,040
19: Fear and Loving in Las Pegasus · 30th of November, 20172,114
20: All's Fair in Love and War · 25th of January, 20181,768
21: Tall, Dark, and Horseome · 20th of August, 20182,303
22: Three’s Company · 17th of July, 20192,117
Likes: 2025 Dislikes: 216
MLP: FiM Romance Dark Adventure Comedy Slice of Life Human Spike Celestia Other Main 6 CMCs
A lightning bolt has teleported a human to a world full of happy, colorful, talking ponies. Holy....
(The Redone Version) (EFH has it's own TV Tropes page! Thanks to redandready45! )
A human has been teleported to Equestria after a lightning bolt struck him. The ponies of Ponyville had never seen anything like him before. Full of fear and uncertainty, all of Ponyville, except for the Mane 6 and Spike, avoided him. The human, with the help of the Mane 6, must earn Ponyville's friendship before a way back home is found.
Rated Teen for some language and mild peril.
Chapters Chapter I- Arrival · 5th of October, 20124,765
Chapter II- Introductions · 3rd of December, 20126,493
Chapter III- Introductions II · 2nd of March, 20139,778
Chapter IV- Moving In · 2nd of March, 20134,665
Chapter V- New Kid in Town · 2nd of March, 20137,246
Chapter VI- Love and Violence · 2nd of March, 20137,112
Chapter VII- A Moment with the Crusad ers · 2nd of March, 20135,126
Chapter VIII- Harmony or Money? · 2nd of March, 20135,414
Chapter IX- Growing Second Thoughts · 2nd of March, 20137,419
Chapter X- Over the Line · 2nd of March, 20138,797
Chapter XI - What Have We Done? · 2nd of March, 20135,744
Chapter XII - Personal Response · 2nd of March, 20136,937
Chapter XIII - Finally... · 2nd of March, 201310,248
Chapter XIV - Departure · 2nd of March, 20139,808
Chapter XV - Unexpected Return · 2nd of March, 20134,323
Chapter XVI - A New Beginning · 2nd of March, 201315,307
Epilogue · 2nd of March, 20136,933
Bonus Scene · 2nd of March, 20131,172
Likes: 1983 Dislikes: 32
MLP: FiM Gore Violence Death Romance Dark Drama Human Alt. Universe Luna OC Chrysalis Changelings Thorax
What does it mean to be a Changeling? To the former human Prince Phasma, that means doing what you can to survive and thrive in an utterly alien world.
In the beginning, The Great Weaver brought together the world, from the mountains to the forests. Stitching it together, the Great Tapestry connects all living and nonliving things.
The Changelings found themselves especially connected to this Tapestry. Legend says that the first Changelings fell through the world as it was woven together, only to be caught on the First Weave beneath it all.
But what happens when something else is caught in the Weave?
Prince Phasmatodea, son of Queen Chrysalis, remembers what it was like before he hatched. He remembers being a human. He remembers dying. And he fully intends on avoiding another death.
But being gifted a new life does not matter when one failure, one false step, will lead to your untimely demise in the Changeling hive; for Prince Phasma must survive his toughest adversary from the start: Mother Dearest.
Cover art as of 1/18/21 by Nixworld
Chapters 1- Lazarus · 17th of October, 20201,577
2- Tantalus · 20th of October, 20201,322
3- Anesidora · 22nd of October, 20201,380
4- Olympus · 24th of October, 20201,812
5- Sköll & Mánagarmr · 26th of October, 20201,187
6- Chiron · 28th of October, 20201,771
7- Apotheosis · 30th of October, 20201,763
8- Heka · 2nd of November, 20201,336
9- Seiðr · 4th of November, 20201,857
10- Ma’at · 6th of November, 20201,388
11- Nicaea · 8th of November, 20202,010
12- Apostles · 10th of November, 20201,919
13- Circe · 12th of November, 20201,964
14- Icarus · 14th of November, 20202,247
15- Selene · 16th of November, 20202,261
16- Triumph Of The Will · 19th of November, 20202,965
17- Despoina · 21st of November, 20201,547
18- Morpheus · 24th of November, 20201,785
19- Proteus · 26th of November, 20201,991
20- Endymion · 28th of November, 20201,722
21- Ishtar · 30th of November, 20202,035
22- Enkidu · 2nd of December, 20202,242
23- Yggdrasil · 4th of December, 20202,304
24- Fides · 6th of December, 20201,728
25- Remus · 8th of December, 20202,247
26- Argonauts · 10th of December, 20201,844
27- Sub Rosa · 12th of December, 20201,805
28- Thoth · 14th of December, 20203,406
29- Horus · 17th of December, 20202,250
30- Aequitas · 19th of December, 20202,081
31- Dolos · 21st of December, 20202,182
32- Rhadamanthus · 24th of December, 20202,521
33- Riders On The Storm · 25th of December, 20202,507
34- Iustitia · 27th of December, 20202,317
35- Áine · 29th of December, 20202,391
36- Gullinkambi · 31st of December, 20202,544
37- Prometheus · 2nd of January, 20214,785
38- Providence · 7th of January, 20212,526
39- Modern Crusad ers · 9th of January, 20212,168
40- Athena Promachos · 12th of January, 20212,579
41- Panathenaia · 14th of January, 20212,943
42- Moros · 16th of January, 20212,831
43- Five Minutes To Midnight · 18th of January, 20213,744
44- Set · 20th of January, 20212,526
45- Iliad · 22nd of January, 20212,779
46- Hector · 24th of January, 20213,968
47- Morrígan · 26th of January, 20212,771
48- Phobos · 28th of January, 20213,482
49- The Shadows of Lightning · 30th of January, 20212,518
50- The Fall of Dusk · 1st of February, 20212,807
51- The Eleventh Hour · 5th of February, 20212,313
52- The Scarlet Dawn · 7th of February, 20214,115
53- The Promised Day · 11th of February, 20215,662
54- Tabula Rasa · 19th of February, 20212,403
55- Februus · 27th of February, 20213,532
56- Eurydice · 1st of March, 20213,803
57- Caduceus · 5th of March, 20212,540
58- Asclepius · 7th of March, 20212,778
59- Anansi · 12th of March, 20212,331
60- Máni · 14th of March, 20212,737
61- Nanshe · 16th of March, 20213,220
62- Aurora · 18th of March, 20212,880
63- Galunlati · 24th of March, 20213,049
64- Hómēros · 26th of March, 20214,701
65- Janus · 29th of March, 20212,796
66- Far Side Of The Horizon · 31st of March, 20212,433
67- Achilles · 4th of April, 20213,047
68- Odyssey · 6th of April, 20213,059
69- Nice · 10th of April, 20212,846
70- Bacchus · 14th of April, 20212,340
71- Aegeus · 16th of April, 20213,572
72- Ambrosia · 19th of April, 20212,300
73- Fulla · 21st of April, 20214,456
74- Wild Hunt · 23rd of April, 20213,911
75- Polyphemus · 25th of April, 20213,256
76- Iktomi · 26th of April, 20213,636
77- Changing Expectations · 27th of April, 20213,720
78- Menrva · 30th of April, 20212,563
79- David and Goliath · 2nd of May, 20216,062
80- Somnus · 5th of May, 20212,472
81- Aphrodite · 10th of May, 20213,603
82- Achlys · 12th of May, 20212,836
83- Styx · 14th of May, 20213,217
84- Triptych · 15th of May, 20212,939
85- Mercury · 18th of May, 20213,651
86- Nisaba · 19th of May, 20213,649
87- Gods Must Be Strong · 21st of May, 20214,066
88- Titanomachy · 24th of May, 20213,082
89- Ouranos · 27th of May, 20212,648
90- Calydonian · 30th of May, 20213,405
91- Cibola · 3rd of June, 20212,856
92- Dvapara Yuga · 6th of June, 20212,758
93- Troy · 10th of June, 20212,983
94- Anubis · 12th of June, 20212,765
95- Dagda · 15th of June, 20214,003
96- In The Hall Of The Mountain King · 20th of June, 202110,719
Likes: 1981 Dislikes: 30
MLP: FiM Romance Dark Sad OC Changelings
A young changeling is separated from his hive, and must blend in and survive among the ponies of Equestria.
Young Nictis had one dream: to serve his hive by becoming an Infiltrator, the most vital and vaunted role a changeling could aspire to. To hide in plain sight among the other species, blending in, while gathering the vital emotional energies that fueled his people. Few were deemed worthy of the dangerous job. He was one of the few nymphs selected for training, in the hopes that one of them would develop the skills needed to be entrusted with such a treacherous task.
But when a training expedition ends in tragedy, Nictis finds himself thrust into the role not to serve his hive and people, but to preserve his own life. Separated from the hive, alone, he must put what little training he has to the test. He must blend in with the hive's greatest source of food, and its most dangerous enemy: the ponies of Equestria.
(This story takes place in the same continuity as Fragments , but stands on its own. Reading that story isn't necessary for this one.)
TV Tropes page
Book cover art by viwrastupr
Lulu hardcover print
Chapters Chapter 1: Leaving Home · 11th of November, 20126,986
Chapter 2: Lessons and Losses · 11th of November, 20128,801
Chapter 3: Alone · 12th of November, 20127,264
Chapter 4: Welcome to the Herd · 18th of November, 20127,998
Chapter 5: Monsters · 26th of November, 20129,974
Chapter 6: Back and Forth · 8th of December, 20128,040
Chapter 7: Perspectives · 7th of January, 20137,830
Chapter 8: Shadows of the City · 21st of January, 201310,672
Chapter 9: Journey · 24th of January, 20137,393
Chapter 10: Renewal · 22nd of February, 20136,558
Chapter 11: Correspondence · 8th of March, 20136,400
Chapter 12: Another Life · 24th of March, 201311,633
Chapter 13: Holidays · 18th of April, 20139,519
Chapter 14: The City of The Sun · 25th of May, 201313,710
Chapter 15: In Darkness · 2nd of July, 201310,322
Chapter 16: A New Day · 13th of July, 20136,125
Chapter 17: Taking Flight · 31st of July, 20138,010
Chapter 18: Impossible Things · 31st of July, 20135,393
Chapter 19: Sympathy for Prey · 24th of August, 201311,658
Chapter 20: Connections · 8th of September, 20137,393
Chapter 21: Another Way · 23rd of September, 20136,369
Epilogue · 23rd of September, 20131,303
An Old Life · 12th of December, 20131,297
Likes: 1950 Dislikes: 90
MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Sad Human Celestia Luna OC Cadance Shining Armor
Submitting to Trials, Tribulations, Lies, Misunderstanding, and Pain. And all these things for one purpose. To Befriend the Night.
Coverart by: jjames10 (Tome Turner) Thanks man!
Sequel out now: To Swoon the Stars
Chapters Chapter One · 17th of September, 20123,023
Chapter Two · 2nd of September, 20122,813
Chapter Three · 17th of September, 20122,130
Chapter Four · 22nd of November, 20122,196
Chapter Five · 18th of September, 20122,236
Chapter Six · 27th of September, 20122,777
Chapter Seven · 22nd of November, 20122,180
Chapter Eight · 3rd of November, 20122,150
Chapter Nine · 1st of November, 20122,078
Chapter Ten · 22nd of November, 20122,045
Chapter Eleven · 22nd of November, 20122,188
Chapter Twelve · 10th of December, 20122,613
Chapter Thirteen · 24th of December, 20121,976
Chapter Fourteen · 12th of January, 20132,470
Chapter Fifteen · 17th of January, 20132,823
Chapter Sixteen · 14th of February, 20132,148
Chapter Seventeen (Conclusion) · 5th of March, 20133,243
Likes: 1949 Dislikes: 100
MLP: FiM Comedy Sad Sci-Fi Human Spike Main 6
I'm a spiteful old man. I've spent my entire life trying to fulfill my wish. The same thing every one of us wants. It's 2070. I'm the last brony alive, 82 years old. But I did it. I created the portal. And I'm jumping through. No regrets.
I'm a spiteful old man. I've spent my entire life trying to fulfill my wish. The same thing every one of us wants.
The year is 2070. I'm the last brony alive, 82 years old. But I did it. I created the portal. And I'm jumping through. No regrets.
I've actually finished writing this story! Can you believe it? It's also available in book form, Click Here to go to lulu.com
Chapters Floating (The Ridiculously Long Prologue) · 21st of September, 20122,612
Waking Up · 6th of November, 20122,319
Feeling Worse · 2nd of October, 20123,293
A Hard Pill to Swallow · 18th of October, 20123,890
The Letter Opener · 7th of November, 20123,142
A Picnic · 25th of December, 2012296
Pinkamena Diane Pie · 25th of December, 20122,554
Onward! · 6th of March, 20134,347
All in the past · 19th of May, 20131,885
The Long Awaited Party · 20th of November, 20135,437
Party of One · 18th of November, 20163,028
An Unexpected Visitor · 20th of July, 20192,695
An Actual Picnic · 1st of August, 20192,517
The Rest · 1st of August, 20191,376
Likes: 1945 Dislikes: 106
MLP: FiM Equestria Girls Sex Comedy Mystery Slice of Life Twilight Celestia Tirek Starlight Glimmer Main 7 (EqG)
Sunset Shimmer suddenly turns back into a pony.
Sunset Shimmer has finally rebuilt her life at Canterlot High. She has friends, she's in a band, people like her, everything's going great...
And then out of nowhere, she turns back into a small talking unicorn.
Now, with the help of her friends, she has to figure out why she's suddenly a pony in a human world, and whether or not she can become human again...or will have to leave her new life and go back to Equestria.
(Cover art vector sources: Elsia-pony , TheShadowStone )
Now with a TVTropes page!
Chapters Space Unicorn · 26th of July, 20152,808
Back in the Sad dle · 26th of July, 20152,100
Horse Fever · 28th of July, 20152,263
Bring On the Dancing Ponies · 28th of July, 20153,376
Horse to Mexico · 30th of July, 20152,756
A Kind of Pony Magic · 15th of February, 20161,985
One Trick Pony · 4th of August, 20152,695
Horse to Water · 9th of August, 20153,712
Dark Horse · 12th of October, 20151,218
About A Mare · 14th of January, 20163,317
Come Out and Neigh · 4th of March, 20162,404
Stranger In My Horse · 4th of September, 20162,647
Equestrian Woman · 4th of September, 20164,467
Left Hoof Free · 10th of November, 20165,607
Dani Alicornia · 13th of November, 20163,290
Horse With No Name · 20th of December, 20163,176
Horse World Problems · 27th of January, 20172,225
Give It A-Neigh · 19th of February, 20173,492
Derelict · 28th of March, 20172,661
Glue (Da Ba Dee) · 27th of July, 20174,859
Equine Of Your Love · 4th of August, 20174,842
Hooved Criminal · 6th of October, 20173,462
Ground Hog's Neigh · 7th of December, 20173,032
Devil's Haircut · 14th of January, 20183,687
Riders on the Storm · 5th of April, 20192,804
Likes: 1920 Dislikes: 41
MLP: FiM Dark Sad Human Celestia Luna OC Main 6
A creature of old has been present in Equestria since the beginning of the rule of the alicorns, watching, waiting. He saw their fall and the sisters' rise to power. Now, for the first time in eons, he steps from watching and takes action.
Chapters Chapter 1: Interception (edit) · 17th of March, 20132,759
Chapter 2: Communication · 19th of March, 20131,552
Chapter 3: A difficult start · 21st of March, 20131,902
Chapter 4: Tea · 22nd of March, 20131,609
Chapter 5: Enlightenment · 24th of March, 20131,558
Chapter 6: Understanding · 26th of March, 20131,467
Chapter 7: Night visit · 30th of March, 20131,557
Chapter 8: Interference · 2nd of April, 20131,483
Chapter 9: Damage control · 7th of April, 20131,397
Chapter 10: Out of the dark · 7th of April, 20131,848
Chapter 11: Discussion · 11th of April, 20131,634
Chapter 12: Insight · 14th of April, 20131,443
Chapter 13: Denial · 18th of April, 20131,956
Chapter 14: Into the void · 21st of April, 20131,981
Chapter 15: Home of forgotten prayers · 23rd of April, 20132,501
Chapter 16: Celestia's choice · 28th of April, 20131,648
Chapter 17: Zaeres' decision · 28th of April, 20131,644
Chapter 18: Epilogue · 28th of April, 2013442
Bonus: In empty space · 19th of May, 2013906
Late announcement · 24th of May, 201360
Bonus: Behind the Scenes · 21st of July, 20133,598
Likes: 1908 Dislikes: 144
MLP: FiM Sex Gore Violence Death Profanity Romance Adventure Comedy Twilight Rainbow Dash Scootaloo Trixie OC
A Blue Angels pilot is saved from a fiery crash by a most unexpected savior
The Blue Angels: the greatest stunt pilot group on or above Earth. When one of their recruits is involved in a horrible mid-flight accident, the last thing he ever expected was being saved by a blue angel of his own...
^------------Inspired by this epic pic by johnjoseco.deviantart.com
WARNING: This story contains quite a bit of Applied and Theoretical Physics, so just a heads up! ^^;
Also contains strong language/suggestive content when appropriate MAY become mature later on depending on reader feedback...which I do greatly appreciate and welcome :)
Further Story-related information may be found here:http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/92839
Ponyville Reference Map for this story: http://s938.photobucket.com/user/9moviefan/media/PonyvilleMap-1.jpg.html?sort=3&o=78
Song Playlist (warning, may contain spoilers!) :Blue Angel Playlist
Blue Angel now has a TVTropes Page!
Chapters Prologue-Pt 1: Clear for Takeoff! · 9th of September, 20122,826
Prologue-Pt 2: Risky Business · 21st of September, 20123,275
Prologue-Pt 3: Toes For Breakfast?! · 21st of September, 20122,783
Prologue-Pt 4: Back To The Basics · 14th of August, 20124,559
Prologue-Pt 5: What Are Friends For? · 14th of August, 20123,205
Prologue-Pt 6: Just Me Being Me · 14th of August, 20123,420
Prologue-Pt 7: New Kid On The Block · 14th of August, 20123,187
Prologue-Pt 8: Secrets and Lies...and Pinkie Promises · 15th of November, 20126,754
Prologue-Pt 9: Emotional Divergence · 14th of August, 20126,894
Prologue-Pt 10: The Things We (Mis)Say · 16th of November, 20123,034
Prologue-Pt 11: For the First Time in a Long Time · 14th of August, 20126,975
Prologue-Pt 12: A Little Daring Do · 18th of August, 201210,015
Prologue Q&A Responses and stuff! 8D · 20th of April, 2012891
The Hurricane-Pt 1: Mornings Are Awkward · 14th of August, 20125,425
The Hurricane-Pt 2: Ignorance is Bliss · 14th of August, 20129,425
The Hurricane-Pt 3: Meanwhile... · 28th of November, 20124,677
The Hurricane-Pt 4: Invasion of Privacy · 14th of August, 20124,053
The Hurricane-Pt 5: Mind = Blown · 14th of August, 201211,301
The Hurricane-Pt 6: Rock Shows, Bad Hair, and Groupies · 17th of September, 20126,087
The Hurricane-Pt 7: You Need Professional Help · 14th of August, 20127,316
The Hurricane-Pt 8: Not At All What I Expected · 24th of November, 20125,762
The Hurricane-Pt 9: Prove Me Wrong · 14th of August, 20125,907
The Hurricane-Pt 10: Many Meetings · 14th of August, 20127,273
The Hurricane-Pt 11: A Necessary Evil · 14th of August, 201213,038
The Hurricane-Pt 12: Miyagi · 14th of August, 201211,065
The Hurricane Story Arc Q&A Responses! · 10th of June, 20121,689
The Running-Pt 1: On Your Mark... · 14th of August, 20128,961
The Running-Pt 2: Crepuscular Conversing · 14th of August, 20127,864
The Running-Pt 3: Security Matters · 14th of August, 20128,491
The Running-Pt 4: A Line in the Sand · 14th of August, 201210,099
The Running-Pt 5: Royal Librarian Revelations · 14th of August, 201210,764
The Running-Pt 6: Get Set... · 1st of September, 201210,837
The Running-Pt 7: There's a Storm Coming... · 14th of August, 201211,309
The Running-Pt 8: A Thief, A Crusad er, and a Hell of a Night · 28th of November, 201211,646
The Running-Pt 9: BBFAD · 14th of August, 201211,822
The Running-Pt 10: ...Go! · 14th of August, 201212,754
The Running-Pt 11: I Won't Back Down · 14th of August, 201211,860
The Running-Pt 12: Cutting Deep · 14th of August, 201210,921
The Running Q&A Responses! · 19th of August, 20121,114
Inseptium Nova-Pt 1: Red Barons and Herrings · 23rd of August, 201214,883
Inseptium Nova-Pt 2: You've Gotta Be Bucking Kidding Me... · 3rd of September, 201210,314
Inseptium Nova-Pt 3: Hammer-space and Musical Therapy · 3rd of September, 201217,540
Inseptium Nova-Pt 4: Trix Are For Kids... · 13th of December, 20129,728
Inseptium Nova: Pt 5: The Great and Powerful Escape · 8th of September, 20126,496
Inseptium Nova-Pt 6: The Enemy of My Enemy... · 14th of September, 201211,607
Inseptium Nova-Pt 7: Pyromania and Deja-Vu · 17th of September, 201211,137
Inseptium Nova-Pt 8: Murphy's Law · 27th of November, 201215,280
Inseptium Nova-Pt 9: Trouble on the Horizon · 22nd of September, 20129,668
Inseptium Nova-Pt 10: Acceptance · 25th of September, 201210,147
Inseptium Nova-Pt 11: Magic Kindergarten 101 · 4th of October, 20129,463
Inseptium Nova-Pt 12: Magic Kindergarten 201 · 5th of October, 20126,018
Inseptium Nova-Pt 13: Today, I Learned · 13th of October, 20127,043
Inseptium Nova-Pt 14: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? · 6th of December, 20128,008
Inseptium Nova-Pt 15: Volare · 6th of November, 201230,854
Inseptium Nova Q&A Character Responses! · 8th of November, 201218,764
Truth or Dare-Pt 1: Antici-....pation · 16th of November, 20128,764
Truth or Dare-Pt 2: Zero · 25th of November, 201215,409
Truth or Dare-Pt 3: Mea Culpa · 7th of December, 201212,768
Truth or Dare-Pt 4: Suspicions, Celebrations, and Inebriations · 7th of December, 201216,982
Truth or Dare-Pt 5: A Fighting Chance · 14th of December, 201218,792
Truth or Dare-Pt 6: Playing Chicken · 19th of December, 201211,004
Truth or Dare-Pt 7: Sharp Conversations · 27th of December, 20128,019
Truth or Dare-Pt 8: Hello, Murphy... · 5th of January, 201315,667
Truth or Dare-Pt 9: Good Intentions Pave the Path to Ponyhell · 24th of January, 201319,523
Truth or Dare-Pt 10: Fool's Gold Still Shines · 2nd of February, 201318,626
Truth or Dare-Pt 11: Thunderstruck · 16th of February, 201326,306
Truth or Dare-Pt 12: The Only Thing Missing... · 1st of March, 201321,509
Truth or Dare-Pt 13: ...Is You By My Side · 16th of March, 201324,353
Truth or Dare-Pt 14: Pride... · 27th of March, 201317,692
Truth or Dare-Pt 15: ...and Prejudice · 22nd of June, 201330,738
Truth or Dare Pt-16: The Princess and the Pebble · 14th of June, 201422,663
Truth or Dare-Pt 17: Sovereign Skullduggery · 24th of July, 201813,378
Likes: 1853 Dislikes: 129
MLP: FiM Sad Slice of Life Tragedy Human Apple Bloom Cheerilee Derpy Lyra Other
A human is off to a rough start when Fluttershy finds him eating one of her chickens, and breaks his arm. Can Derpy and the human convince Ponyville to give him a second chance?
When Fluttershy finds a human in her backyard trying to eat one of her chickens, she and a majority of the residents of Ponyville only want this dangerous creature as far away from their town as possible.
After a less than stellar first impression, Derpy Hooves and the human struggle to quell the rumors surrounding his diet, and convince the townsfolk that he's harmless.
Will the human be able to make himself meek enough to coexist? Or will he be driven out of town with torches and pitchforks?
Each chapter is told from the perspective of a different pony.
Chapters The Guest Speaker (Cheerilee) · 3rd of June, 20124,265
The Tenant (Derpy) · 17th of June, 20125,047
The Customer (Rarity) · 10th of June, 20125,034
The Farm Hand (Applejack) · 13th of March, 20138,417
A Friend in Need (Cheerilee) · 17th of March, 20135,786
The Human (Spike) · 4th of June, 20131,676
The Pedestrian (Lucky) · 16th of June, 20135,744
The Applicant (Mayor Mare) · 21st of June, 20132,372
The Guest (Bon Bon) · 20th of July, 20135,769
The Assistant (Lucky) · 26th of July, 20132,977
The Dreamer (Luna) · 19th of August, 20132,611
The Shut In (Derpy) · 27th of November, 20134,251
The Signator (Spike) · 25th of December, 20132,446
The Patron (Twilight) · 27th of December, 20132,420
The Vocalist (Lyra) · 7th of January, 20145,050
The Fugitive (Apple Bloom) · 23rd of January, 20143,165
The Criminal (Luna) · 11th of March, 20146,932
Epilogue: The Vagabond · 21st of June, 20147,328
Deleted Scenes and Commentary · 21st of June, 20148,082