For a change of pace, the Cutie Mark Crusaders spend a day with their big sisters: just not the ones they were born with. This is Scootaloo's day...
Scootaloo might be no good at sums, but she knows Scootaloo plus scooter equals the fastest, awesomest, most attention-grabbing-est thing on the ground.
She also knows Applejack minus anyone actually fun to be with equals one really lame time.
And yet, spending a day with the Apple farmer and her broader Apple family seems strangely attractive to her. They might not be the most exciting of ponies, (and when it comes to cool, they're certainly the most clueless), but they have something Scootaloo really, really wants. Deep down. Something she keeps coming back for.
Not that she's going to admit it. Cos that would be seriously lame.
For a change of pace, the Cutie Mark Crusaders spend a day with their big sisters: just not the ones they were born with. This is Sweetie Belle's day...
Sweetie Belle has spent most of her life trying to be like Rarity. That engenders a certain beau monde sophistication regarding one's life philosophy.
It ain't got nothing on Rainbow Dash, though, who'd probably think "engender" meant "make someone a boy or a girl". Assuming she knew words that long.
However, if these two ponies are going to spend a day together, they'll have to commit to it. But then, who knows? There are times when even beauty comes in the most unexpected and unlikely of forms.
And when it comes to picking things up on the fly, Sweetie Belle's nothing if not a keen student. Always eager to please a sister.
Anon and 'Lil Cheese go on an outing to the Canterlot mall. Sadly, the man is woefully ill-prepared for the endeavor...
With little else to do, and a few more days until Pinkie Pie picks up her kid, Anon decides to distract himself with a trip to the Canterlot mall. He hoped that being out in public would spare him from the amorous advances from his impish guest, but he was dead wrong. Trapped away from home, with perilously little privacy, he finds himself being taunted and teased at every turn. It's all he can do to hope that his reservations and waning willpower can hold out...
Kinks Include: Foalcon, Male on Male, Interspecies, Plenty of Seduction, Exhibitionism, Stealth Sex, Oral, Anal, Size Difference, Crossdressing, Creampies, and Poor Impulse Control
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What does it mean to be a Changeling? To the former human Prince Phasma, that means doing what you can to survive and thrive in an utterly alien world.
In the beginning, The Great Weaver brought together the world, from the mountains to the forests. Stitching it together, the Great Tapestry connects all living and nonliving things.
The Changelings found themselves especially connected to this Tapestry. Legend says that the first Changelings fell through the world as it was woven together, only to be caught on the First Weave beneath it all.
But what happens when something else is caught in the Weave?
Prince Phasmatodea, son of Queen Chrysalis, remembers what it was like before he hatched. He remembers being a human. He remembers dying. And he fully intends on avoiding another death.
But being gifted a new life does not matter when one failure, one false step, will lead to your untimely demise in the Changeling hive; for Prince Phasma must survive his toughest adversary from the start: Mother Dearest.
A struggling young adult finds herself in Tartarus as the nefarious Cozy Glow. If she wants to go out and freely explore all of Equestria with her villainous buddies... she was first going to have to change this evil filly's future.
I wasn't the most consistent fan of My Little Pony, in all honesty. In fact that show wasn't the only thing on my list of interests. For a long while I had left those colorful ponies in the dust. I practically missed seasons 7-8 because I had gotten bored. However... it was the last season that drew me back in. I guess I now know a bit about the show, but not everything. I definitely knew of Cozy Glow however. She was hated by everyone. Well, except me. For some reason I liked her as the mischievous little filly she was. Her character interested me and I wanted to learn more. I wanted to see what kind of history she had. Why did she decide to turn evil? She was probably the only reason I went back to previous seasons.
You could guess how disappointed I was when the finale came up. Instead of helping her, they turned her to stone. Instead of trying to figure out the issue, they left her behind to be forgotten. Everyone cheered and laughed while Cozy, Chrysalis, and Tirek were turned into statues for the rest of eternity. I was displeased. Afterwards I drifted away and instead tried to focus on my work. I had to, after all. I was becoming an adult. I was growing up. Though the stress might pile up on me, I had to keep going. I had to get things done...
I could keep going... couldn't I?
It seems however that the universe had decided to drag me back into a world of rainbows and magic. Imagine my surprise when I suddenly woke up the next day inside a cage in the deepest, darkest chambers of Tartarus. Not only that but also as the small pink bundle of feathers that everyone loathed and despised. A billion questions rang through my head but the most prominent ones of all continuously pounded against my skull: What in the holy hell do I do from here? And how do I stop what comes next?
[Note: This is half a self-insert and half not really. This character is different from me but does have a few traits from me as well. Like cursing, I curse a lot, but there are some traits here and there I don't really have.]
The myriad misadventures of a plucky human in Equestria.
A continuation of the universe established in "The Stars Revolt", and a reboot of "Hands", Andrew Shepherd is trying to live a normal life as the local Ponyville alien.
Tony Stark considers himself a fairly open-minded guy, given the whole Iron Man thing and all. There's nothing that can't be explained away by science. ...Even a very tiny lavender unicorn who ended up in his lab. Maybe. Pre-Avengers
Tony Stark considers himself a fairly open-minded guy, given the whole Iron Man thing and all. There's nothing that can't be explained away by science.
...Even a very tiny lavender unicorn who ended up in his lab. Maybe. Who seems intent on calling him dad. Well, at least he can say to himself he won't have to find a gift for Pepper this year. Now, explaining this one to SHIELD, on the other hand, not to mention getting over his crippling parental anxiety issues? Yikes. ...somehow, facing Ivan Vanko again sounds more appealing.
A few days after ascending to Alicornhood, Twilight Sparkle is experimenting with Magic, as she is wont to do. She found a lovely new spell in Luna's old quarters in the Castle of the Two Pony Sisters that she's just dying to try. She should've read the fine print.
Featured 6/22/2020. Thank you all so much! It happened again 6/30/2020! What insanity is this?! OK, seriously, you people spoil me. 7/1/2020 I'm going to keep thanking you every time it happens. You can't stop me! 7/4/2020 Have all the happy Pinkie Pies in the world! 7/5/2020 RIGHT ON MY DUDES! ROCK ON! 7/13/2020
A collection of vignettes about various Hassenfeld ponies and their owners.
In 2025, Hasbro Biotech introduced a new product -- the Hassenfeld Pony -- genetically-engineered horses made to look and act like the characters of an obscure show called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Despite the high asking prices and the ethical questions surrounding them, they took the world by storm. Thousands of households in America, and tens of thousands more overseas, soon had one of their own.
Twilight is still settling in after her coronation as sole Princess of Harmony, but the junior Anarch of Chaos is even more clueless than she is as they each try rising to the responsibilities of their personal predecessors.
Screwball is hooves down the hardest horsey harlequin I've put pen to paper and picked to portray. Hopefully her dithering dialogue sounds suitably strange while still somewhat sensible, since her speech sits saddled with an awkwardly articulated alliteration affinity and a readiness for randomly recursive restless rambling.
This is an entry in the Snippet Series, an anthology of old oneshots I (and my good buddy Str8aura) wrote based around interesting pics I found. New ones will be posted every Thursday for the foreseeable future.
Prince Solaris (R63 Celestia) and the human Jane have been together for some time. Tonight, however, they decide to finally move onto the next stage of their relationship. Sex! I’m talking about sex.
Jane has been in Equestria for a few years now, but not traveled much outside of Canterlot. And really, she has no big reason to leave, since Prince Solaris of Equestria was a big enough reason to stay. Mutual understandings turned into friendship, which turned into love, and the last year they’ve basically been steady, however pushing past an intimate kiss has been a challenge for the two.
Tonight, however, things will change, for the more pleasurable future.
---------- Additional tags include: Randomized R63 characters, human female on stallion, pony rides through the castle, 69 (nice), doggy style, other positions I can’t remember, pretty much vanilla sex that’s focuses on Realism VS Black Hole logic, lots of irrelevant banter, and lastly, the Big L, because I can’t write a story if they don’t have feelings. It feels… wrong.
This was, totally, 99.99% the fault of Cackling Moron, because reasons, so if you’re a fan of his writing style, I did try to dabble a little with it, but well, more sex involved. I’ll leave it up to you readers if I got it right or not. (Edit: I had to tone down on some of his style, because it was giving my pre-readers an aneurysm.)
Anon finds himself facing the biggest decision of his life...
Having sailed through several rounds of dates, with only one left to go, Anon finds himself at the end of his rope. Though he can see the light at the end of the tunnel, one constant fact has continued to plague his thoughts - no matter how things shape up, he'll still have to make a choice...
Author's Note The thrilling CYOA conclusion of Janitor Anon's misadventures! I'm not gonna bullshit you guys, I couldn't bring myself to write one ending here. In the end, I figured "Hey! I'll let folks pick their own conclusion for the story!" And before anyone asks, yeah, I know, it's pretty tame by my standards. The mature rating and sex tags are there purely because of the associations. Consider this the neat little multiple choice bow on the product. It's been a wild ride and I hope like hell y'all enjoyed it!
Artwork by Stoic5
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In which the Cutie Mark Crusaders decide that they will be in estrus exactly once in their lives, for an hour and a half, starting tomorrow, and so fail both biology and life forever. (Did I mention this was still Crackfic Week?)
One of the many reasons the Cutie Mark Crusaders have their reputation is the group's tendency to ignore whatever the adults are saying -- or worse, to hear just enough to get them in trouble. So when Cheerilee finally covers pony sexuality on a warm, lazy, sleepy day, the trio come away with exactly enough notes to collectively believe the following:
Ponies going into heat is real. They'll never be interested in sex at any other time. They're going into heat once, for an hour and a half, and it's going to happen tomorrow.
Good big brothers know to always look out for their younger siblings, regardless of the situation. But, what does one do when brother and sister are home alone and the youngest is suffering from the worst kind of heat?
His weekend was supposed to be normal. It was supposed to be a nice relaxing day where all he had to do was foalsit his younger sibling and not worry about school or guard pony entrance exams. It would have been normal, it would have been great… except she's in heat. What was once normal quickly becomes a battle of struggling to be a good brother and not giving into his selfish desires.
Sadly the line between good and evil is paper thin, and he's about to learn that all actions have consequences, despite his best intentions.
Kinks:Incest, Consensual Foalcon, Estrus, First Time Sex, Lots of Vanilla Sex, and Accidental Pregnancy
Since Anonymous has arrived in Equestria, he’s made little effort in forming friendships in the land most representative of it. Through his abrasiveness and social isolation, he has actively avoided public gatherings, parties, and even simple conversations. Thus, Celestia decides to take on the teaching role once more and show Anonymous how magical friendship can be.
There's a small star in Celestia's bedroom, and Luna's the only one who can get it out.
Sometimes unexpected mishaps occur; sometimes you leave your saddlebag at home, sometimes a faucet breaks, sometimes you lose the keys to the front door.
Sometimes a small star appears in your bedroom.
Fortunately for Celestia, whereas the rest of you would be apocalyptically out of luck, she has Luna.
Unfortunately for her, that means talking to Luna.
