We have all read the stories about a human waking up as N.M.M but what if that human woke up as their fiery counterpart
We have all read the stories about a human waking up as N.M.M in the castle of the two sisters heck even I've read a bunch of them. They were always my favorite with a normal guy trying not to get blasted by rainbows for having the same body as some villain.
But never thought that could happen to me!
Now my hair is on fire, I'm most likely 6 years old and this castle I woke up in looks an awful lot like a certain one that located in the magical land of Equestria.
But that's only fiction right?
Well if there is one positive thing about this...I got to keep my hands.
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When a teleporter accident casts an Ultramarine to the magical land of Equestria, he has to deal with mysteries, legendary creatures and a completely new concept: friendly aliens!
Antonius Varus is a Space Marine of the Ultramarines Chapter, second company. When a teleporter accident casts him to the magical land of Equestria, he has to face problems and mysteries he never had to face before, and above all is one question: Could xenos really be genuinely friendly?
Disclaimer: I do not own 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' or 'Warhammer 40,000'. They are the property of their respective owners, and are not my intellectual property. There is no financial gain made from this nor will any be sought. This is for entertainment purposes only.
Luna leads a double life, as she whiles away her lonesome nights...
After returning to Equestria, Luna really got into the gaming scene. Creating an alias for herself, the Princess started playing on Spasm, a popular streaming website, and found the attention rather charming. As time passed, and her interest grew, her gaming sessions became more and more raunchy. Let's hope nobody finds out who's really behind the mask!
Kinks Include: Exhibitionism, Strip Shows, Solo, Vaginal, Large Insertions, Squirting, and Lewd Cam Shows
EXTRA LEWD KINKS: Inappropriate Gamer Girl Shenanigans and TOS Violations
What happens when you have a changeling Queen who rules nothing. A Human who resents ponies for treating him like a science project. And an unusual friendship that resulted in something unheard of in Equestria. Oh and a really weird story, no really.
27/05/2016- The Sequel is up!
What happens when you have a Changeling Queen who rules nothing.
A Human who resents Ponies for treating him like a science project.
And an unusual friendship that resulted in something unheard of in Equestria.
The Answer?
A really weird story with a clueless Human and a Queen that can't flirt for shit.
This here is Chrysalis's Chronicle turned story. Because the huggable love bug was too damn sexy for a mere chronicle and deserves a bloody story.
That and I haven't done one with Chrysalis yet, so this is a challenge for me.
Oh and it's in Chrysalis's point of view, so double the challenge really!
For those who read for Romance, stop at the end of Act One.
For those who like Romance and Dark...well, carry on, but don't say you weren't warned.
A human In equestria story. Except the human isn’t a horse......he’s a bird.
A human wakes up in the everfree before the events of nightmare moon. Or adult Luna and Celestia. Oh, and he’s a bird. A magical bird, but still a bird.
An ancient law thrusts the Common and the Royal together over a pair of noses.
Baked Bean is but one of the thousands of tourists in Canterlot, and he's looking for some inspiration to help launch his writing career. To this end, he pays a visit to the Royal Gardens, but while there he quickly and quite accidentally invokes a long-forgotten law that will completely upend his life and thrust him into the spotlight...
Ranma Saotome has learned through experience that everyday comes with its fair share of Discord. Just never that those days would begin and end with two sisters.
Crossover with Ranma 1/2 A project started by taking a pun and fanon meta just a little too far.
Ranma Saotome is deposited in Equestria at the whim of an excited child and with no way home is going to just have to make the best of it.
New Cover art, 2/15/19, commission by Cass Website Twitter Previous Cover done by me
Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship and book-horse of renown, tests a mysterious spell on herself. Things go poorly...
Twilight Sparkle, after having purloined a number of books from the forbidden section of the Royal Canterlot library, has stumbled across something rather curious. A spell, buried deep within some long forgotten text, written by Star Swirl the Bearded, has given her a moment for pause. It's not like it's complicated, or even in some lost language, but she just can't figure out what it's supposed to do. Seeing as how classes at the School of Friendship are done for the day, she decides, rather unwisely, to test it on herself.
Kinks Include: Eldritch Sorcery and Spontaneous Ejaculations
Chapter The First: Twilight Tries out a Spell
Chapter the Second, a Backstory: Lunaaccidentally casts a Spell
WARNING! Casting Unidentified Spells and/or Enchantments May Lead to: Awkward Social Encounters, Lewd and Unintentional Admissions of Masturbation, "Butt Sneezes", Summoning Chaotic Deities, Impulsive Flipping of Furniture, Inadvertent and Sticky Messes, Euphoria, Bedlam, and Dehydration
Please consult a physician and/or veterinarian before use...
Summer vacation, everyone's favorite time of the year. A time of rest and relaxation from all the stresses of the school year. For a graduating student named Tyler, this year is extra special. He's on his way to Ottawa to celebrate both his success and the birthday of his grandmother. However, his trip takes a major detour as he vanishes from the world he knows. Thanks to a major discovery hidden deep beneath Canterlot, he resurfaces in the land of Equestria, though he is far from being "himself."
At the reading of his mother's last will and testament, Joseph Taylor is left an ominous package, and given a single instruction, protect it at all costs. But just what was this strange item, and why must it be guarded?
At the reading of his mother's last will and testament, Joseph Taylor is left a strange package. His only instruction being to protect the contents inside. Said items turn out to be nothing more than an old, empty journal, and an odd looking pen. What could be so important about such simple objects? But, Joseph will soon be given a rude reminder of the old saying, "Looks, can be deceiving..."
Raven Inkwell is the princess' adviser and, therefore, the only reason Equestria hasn't burned down yet.
As the Princess of Canterlot, the Mistress of the Sun, and the most beloved ruler of Equestria, it could be assumed that Princess Celestia was the pony who ran Equestria. Few people know that she actually doesn't.
Her assistant, Raven Inkwell, does. And Equestria would be nothing without her.
A human and his pet horse are transported to Equestria.
It is a fact that horses have served mankind for thousands of years, in times of war and in times of peace. Your horse – a chestnut mare named Zayna – helps you to earn your primary source of income, in the form of a riding school.
But then, a freak occurrence dumps you both in a strange new land populated by talking ponies. At first, they are a bit hostile due to a misunderstanding — but that's nothing when you realise it's not just ponies who can talk here.
A video game programmer from Earth is brought to Equestria. But all is not right in the world of ponies.
When a video game programmer mysteriously enters Equestria, it doesn't seem like anything out of the ordinary. But the answer to the appearance may just be the precursor to the biggest disaster to befall Equestria since Discord.
A tale of someone comfortable with his life becoming somepony not well liked at all.
What happens, happens. I think that is one of the rules of Causality as stated by the late, great Douglas Adams. It is a pretty important rule and I use it to guide me through life, no matter what goes on in it. So, when I was driving to an out of town job and found myself in another world, I did my best to take everything in stride.
I would be the first to say the adjustment is not easy. Especially, when the first thing you do is make yourself a pony distrusted, disliked and defamed by some national heros. Thinking about that, I think I have to invoke another Douglas Adams quote. "Don't Panic."
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This is the result of me getting bored one day and starting writing. Now that I got a bit of it done, I wouldn't mind honest opinions, and flame away if you feel the need. I have thick skin.
As you might notice, there are a few chapters with a box at the top. These are the ones that my editor and I went through again, and hopefully improved. I'll refrain from changing plot but spelling, grammar and flow are all up for grab. Especially for the early chapters.
And there came a day unlike any other. A day when Equestria needed to be avenged.
'To whoever gets this message, we're in desperate need of help.'
'Equestria...Equestria is on the brink of being destroyed. Sombra, Tirek and many other villains are taking over our world. The Ambassadors of Harmony are nowhere to be found and Celestia and Luna...Faust, Celestia and Luna. I don't know who you are and I don't care, just as long as you can save us. And if you can't do that, then at the very least...'
A land of magic, filled with all manner of creatures great and small. When a being from far off finds it to have hit a wall another is sent to stir up the waters. Luckily having the powers of a dragon help in that regard.
A letter sits upon a table where it had not just a moment before. A golden glow lifts it as it unfurls in front of the reader.
Let us see here, how to begin?
Well, I suppose the best way to do so is with introductions. I am Prometheus and while I was, as one might say, tied up for quite some time I noticed your world. I have to say it's quite interesting, but unfortunately stagnant as well. So Miss Celestia I, being the patron of progress that I am, have sent someone your way. He is not a creature native to your world, a species I personally have a great deal of interest in, they're ambitious little scamps. I am bestowing a gift upon him as I send him, one he will in time learn to master. It is my hopes he brings progress to your world, but as the past has proven on many an occasion the best intentions can at times have the worst effects. We'll just have to see how it goes won't we.
Sincerely, Prometheus
Ha, not as smart as the bastard thinks he is. I managed to snag the paper from him. So "Miss Celestia" my name is Coal and apparently I'm supposed to stir up some dirt. I'll admit I know just as much as to what is going on as you do, but if he's the Prometheus I'm thinking of, things might be a little more complicated than he'd let us believe. Crap, he's coming back. Ummm... Why did I just waste time writing Ummm?
Winter is coming... I'm disappointed with myself if that's the best I can come up with.
After an urgent summon from Fancy Pants, both Celestia and Luna attend Day court. However, a new precedent is set when Fancy Pants presents a male alicorn to the two princessess, one he found dumpster diving behind his house...
September 6th 2019 - Featured on the day of publishing? Damn! And we even got that little flame indicating the story is hot! Thanks so much to all of you! May 30th 2020 - got featured again! Yaaay! September 11th 2020 - featured once again! September 18th 2020 - featured again! Really?!
Anon has a mare problem. A big mare problem. During the day, they treat him just fine. However, when night falls... that's where their inner desires rise to the surface and attempt to take Anon by force. A parody of Five Nights at Freddies the
Anon has a mare problem. A big mare problem. During the day, they treat him just fine. However, when night falls... that's where their inner desires rise to the surface and attempt to take Anon by force.
Note: A parody many horror games, including Five Nights at Freddies and SCP Containment Breach.
(JESUS JUMPING JEREMY I GOT FEATURED 20/05/2020)
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