Anon goes before the princesses as is normal for representatives of species, diplomat or not. He finds the customary royal greeting is decidedly non-standard. [Futa]
Anon goes before the princesses as is normal for representatives of species, diplomat or not. He finds the customary royal greeting is decidedly non-standard. [Futa] (Pure smut)
A few months have passed since Nightmare Night, when Scootaloo was changed into a bat pony while discovering the joys of sex. A few months later, a pair of peculiar ponies arrive to flip her life upside down yet again. [CONTAINS FOALCON]
WARNING: This fic contains foalcon, foursomes, exhibitionism and a very horny millionare.
Scootaloo has settled into her new life as a bat pony. She's got family, a loving coltfriend and her very own bat wings, she even has her dream life of working in an exclusive bat pony sex resort!
But Princess Luna isn't quite finished with her yet, and she's sent her best envoys to 'convince' her to accept her new proposal...
The cover art is drawn by JcosNeverExisted, as the original is too lewd for FimFic, you can find it on their artist search page by searching 'artist:jcosneverexisted, scootaloo' on Derpibooru.
Scootaloo wants to fly, and she's willing to do anything to get what she wants, even if even if it means missing Nightmare Night, changing her species and being covered head to hoof in cum. [Contains foalcon]
WARNING: This fic contains foalcon, gangbanging and a very pervy princess.
Having finally received her cutie mark, the only thing Scootaloo wants is to soar through the skies.
But her permanently stunted wings all but seal her fate and she is ground-bound for life. If only there was a way to trade in your defective wings for a working pair...
The cover art is drawn by JcosNeverExisted, as the original is too lewd for FimFic, you can find it on their artist search page by searching 'artist:jcosneverexisted' on Derpibooru.
I'd also like to give a huge thank you to Darkscootaloo, who commissioned the original image with his OC Sleepy Rain.
I used to be a human girl named Rachel. Now some self-appointed "Spirit of Chaos" (who surely has an ulterior motive) decided to "rescue" me from my fate and give me a second chance. Yeah, being a pastel pony in an insane world is SO much better.
My name is Rachel. Or at least it was. A bad decision brought me to the brink of death. I was "rescued" from that fate by some self-appointed "Spirit of Chaos." Or maybe he really was the devil, I don't know. He promised me a second chance but didn't tell me it would be in the body of a cutesy pony in a world which makes no sense. Worse, I think I've been set up, and something bigger is going on ...
For years, Twilight Sparkle has kept track of how little both Princess Celestia and Luna eat. A small slice of cake here. A single cup of tea there. So what really keeps the Princesses going?
For years, Twilight Sparkle has kept track of how little both Princess Celestia and Luna eat.
A small slice of cake here. A single cup of tea there. So what really keeps the Princesses going from day to day?
And is Twilight Sparkle truly prepared to unearth such facts?
After learning about a secret "Continue Screen" that exists beyond death, Twilight Sparkle is even more surprised to find she can change her world's difficulty. Hard Mode is hard for a reason, Twilight.
After learning the shocking secret that a highly helpful "Continue Screen" exists beyond death, Twilight Sparkle is even more surprised to discover it comes with the ability to relive and explore her past adventures.
It even comes with an added difficulty option. But is Twilight Sparkle truly ready for her life's greatest battles on Hard Mode?
You're the newest human in Equestria, and you're the guest of honor in the castle while the Princesses figure out a way to get you back to earth. One night, while out looking at the stars, Princess Luna comes to pay you a visit. HiE Fluff One-shot.
You are the only one who can rid the evil from Nightmare Moon, namely by fucking it out of her.
Tired of her concubines, Nightmare Moon seeks a skilled manwhore that can withstand her salacious wiles and overwhelming power.
You are a gigolo of legend: tales of your exploits have spread as far and wide as the legs of the women you have bedded and the diseases you would have surely spread if not for your innate immunity. Your musk has the strength of a powerful aphrodisiac, your voice is silk, your abdomen chiselled and hard.
The booking agency has approached you with a quest of great import—you are to fuck Nightmare Moon for the grand sum of two hundred bits. You are determined to not only screw the ever-loving shit out of her, but to banish the demon from her body and bring daylight to Equestria once more.
An entry for Aragon's Comedy is Serious Business contest under the prompt 'We Learned Something Purifying'.
A HiE fic filled with light comedy and a bit of adventure. Enjoy.
'What is it about humans that urges them seek out so many endeavors in order to feed their desires? Greed, power, family, friends, philosophy, knowledge; infinite goals and infinite reasons behind them. Whoever or whatever created these beings are either cunning; to create self motivating creatures that will constantly push the limits of what's possible, or downright cruel; never truly allowing them to feel true fulfillment or satisfaction. The point is humans were created with a void, a missing piece left intentionally empty never to be filled, an undying hunger.'
A bit grim right? The names Rodney, and in case you're wondering, this is the story of my life. A life of Magic, Gods, and regrettably, Ponies. Yeah, freakin-multi-techno-collored-goody-ponies. But it's not all bad really, got way healthier with a more green diet. Though the lack of meat can be painful at times, that one landed me in less than desired situations. I get to screw with innocent ponies on a regular basis. Didn't kill myself or everyone else with me either. So not a bad deal really, even ended up retiring as teacher.
Teen for language and some adult themes. This takes place before season 3.
HIATUS: Currently at a programmer's boot camp. Will be done late June 2015.
AN: If you can see past my cruddy writing skills there's plenty to tickle your funny bones, I hope. First attempt at writing a fic.
Damon Flame was just trying to escape his past when he ended up in Equestria. Things were finally looking up for him but life decided to take away everything he had worked so hard for and make it all for naught.
Equestria, a land with a mysterious past surrounded by powerful forces. Enter Damon Flame, a 19 year old living on his own trying to get by in life after escaping his home five years ago. He was just starting to regain some semblance of control over his life and was beginning to accept some of the scars his past left on his mind. Things are finally looking up but his healing is interrupted by life kicking him in the teeth, stealing a couple organs, and dragging him to some freaky place. At least it had the courtesy to leave him in the ICU.
*Authors note* Tell me what you like and hate about this. I'm completely open to constructive criticism. Rewrites of the chapters are currently in progress. Also thanks to Total Eclipse for letting me bounce ideas off of him.
When Luna witnesses Twilight having a wet dream centred around her, she decides to intervene, taking special care not to wake her. Shameless somnophilia smut.
When Luna watches Twilight sleep, she finds that her dreams are centred mostly around her. Her and sex. That and the fact that she looks awfully pent up from the other end of Luna's telescope. Time to pay her a visit.
But Luna should take special care not to wake her.
Cadance takes pity on Luna's nonexistent love life and decides to help her dear auntie out ... by sharing her husband. Of course, there is a bit of risk – Shining Armor has a history of knocking up alicorns...
Contains: impregnation, slight cuckqueen, threesome, infidelity with permission, very very distantly related incest, a little bit of lesbian touching, cum-swapping, very slight belly bulge, brief mention of possible sibling incest. Cover image adapted from 2071420 by prsmrti.
Multiple horses abuse hospitality. Mostly one though.
Continued horse-based intrusion makes a man's evenings slightly more interesting and his kitchen messy.
Mostly it seems to be the fault of that one horse, but the others are still going along with it, so they're all to blame really. Not that it's easy to hold anything against them.
He is a softy, after all, and they are all rather pleasant company.
Andrew was your ordinary, every-day, run-of-the-mill human. He had a boring job, nobody he could call a girlfriend, and basically, nothing to work with. One night, he comes home from yet another boring day of work and passes out in bed. Meanwhile, in the magical land of Equestria, Twilight Sparkle makes a wish upon a star. A wish to meet her soul mate. If only she knew what she was in for...
I'm going to be rewriting this shortly. Thank you guys for the support!
The myriad misadventures of a plucky human in Equestria.
A continuation of the universe established in "The Stars Revolt", and a reboot of "Hands", Andrew Shepherd is trying to live a normal life as the local Ponyville alien.
Pinkie Pie is in one of her usual bouncy moods and has no idea how she's going to spend her energy today. Twilight proposes that she becomes her little slav--puppy for the day.
For Pinkie Pie these days, she struggles to find things to do with her large bursts of energy. She bakes her cakes, throws a party, makes some new friends, then it's rinse and repeat. Somepony needs to tame her!
NOTICE: No ponies were harmed in the writing of the story... unless they beg for it!
Princess Celestia is the paragon of Harmony. She is kind to her subjects and generous to those in need. She is loyal to her ideals and never compromised. She has a good, if mostly unknown, sense of humor. Above all else, she is always honest. Right?
Twilight Sparkle trusts Princess Celestia implicitly and in all things. The Princess has never steered her wrong, not once. When Twilight thought that her concerns for Nightmare Moon were being ignored, Celestia had her back, even if she was withholding information.
Wait a minute.
Shortly before Celestia leaves for Canterlot with the redeemed Luna, Twilight has a conversation with her mentor that will change her perspective on the Princess forever. She will receive something new, beautiful, and damning all the same.
Cynicism.
Six Little Words or: The Question That Twilight Didn’t Ask in Canon.
Violence Tag: Implied torture.
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Fluttershy may have finally reached her breaking point when she takes in another animal... a small blue creature who seems to insist on destroying everything. And Discord doesn't help at all.
Fluttershy has always had trouble finding her voice, confident only when surrounded by her animal friends. So of course she's eager to take in a small blue creature she thinks needs her help. But when her newest guest begins destroying everything, Fluttershy may have to find her a voice a little sooner than she expected.
