Applejack asks Sunset if she ever misses an aspect of her home. Specifically, one aspect that can possibly be filled in a big way this side of the portal.
The following contains young adults talking in a frank manner. Reader discretion is advised, not recommended for those with a maturity level above twelve years of age. Parental guidance is not advised, they would not understand.
Twilight Sparkle recieves a very formal letter from Princess Celestia. Now everypony's in trouble.
Twilight Sparkle gathers her friends after receiving a rather distressing letter from her mentor, Princess Celestia. She's not happy about the contents, at all.
It seems her friends all went on some magical adventure without her. And now they're all in a lot of trouble.
Mark Wells only bought an old mirror, so why did he now have hooves, wings and green fur? And where was he? Maybe this great and powerful princess could tell him?
Mark Wells was a klutz, but even he could not imagine stumbling into a mirror that he had just bought at an antique store and ending up in a world of colorful equines, not to mention gaining hooves and wings at the same time. And whoever heard of green fur on a horse? Perhaps the great and powerful Princess that the guard was taking him to would have some answers because he sure didn't!
An alternative version of canon events with humorous twists. Written in collaboration withAiry Words.
Spike is growing up, slowly but surely. Age comes with benefits but some things get left by the wayside. Especially when it starts to hurt somepony's back.
Set in the reasonably near but indefinite future after "Molt Down".
Spike is growing up, a little bit at a time. It has its upsides. He can carry Rarity's luggage more easily, he gets to have a bigger bed, he doesn't fall asleep all the time, and, hey, wings are pretty cool, too!
Unfortunately, part of growing up is outgrowing things you used to take for granted. Alicorn Princess or not, Twilight's still a pony and ponies weren't built with carrying adolescent dragons in mind.
Something random that popped into my head while rewatching some of this season's episodes. It could be read as something of a tie in to my previous story, "Seven Hour Bubblebath", but it can be read as a standalone story as well.
A lot of ponies take breathing for granted. A factory makes sure that stays so.
Equestria is a magical land where hopes and dreams come true. Come in and you'll feel the magic of friendship inside you not only growing, but thriving...
Paul Werner—a Colonel in the German Army—was deposited in a world vastly different than the one he was forced to leave in 1943. To him, that's the best part. Unfortunately, parallels of his past world refuse to die. One of them, is named Aryanne.
Paul Werner was a soldier back on Earth; a high-ranking officer, to be precise. He still maintains that occupation in Equestria, as a consequence of both the best and the worst events which brought him there in the first place. In the end, he knows for certain that he would never trade his current life now for the one he had. He felt it was tainted by the... circumstances surrounding it all.
He thought he was over it, and that he'd never have to face any elements of his past ever again. Paul was one-hundred percent right... in a sense. As he gradually found out, Equestria and the world it rests on has quite the lot of parallels to the Earth he left.
Especially one in particular, a mare who goes by the respective title and name of Generalfeldmarschall Aryanne S. Land
Awesome base Aryanne art done by Antamoanimisan-m, sourced to derpibooru. (Their tumblr is NSFW)
Rainbow Dash, having asked Twilight Sparkle for some aesthetic assistance, gets a little more than she bargained for...
Dash has never been the most feminine pony - sure, she's got the athletic look down pat, but she's always wanted to have a bit more marish appeal. Having wondered what it's like to have a bigger bust or more pronounced posterior, she turns to Twilight Sparkle for help. As fate would have it, she finds herself getting more than she asked for...
Kinks Include: Female on Futa, Futa on Female, Size Difference, Extra-Large Insertions, Oral, Vaginal, Tit Fucking, Cock Worship, a Bit of Musk, Cumflation (Cum Inflation), Multiple Positions, and Excessive Amounts of Foal Batter
Artwork by Elzzombie (Twitter @elz_zombie)
My friend Hatter's Lye (Twitter @HattersLye) made a full fledged animation to go with this including a cumshot and multiple angles. Check his patreon for the early release!
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Trapped in Equestria with nothing but the clothes on your back and an old mechanical camera. What's a man to do but admire the fauna?
When you find yourself trapped in an alien world inhabited by nothing but colourful Equines, with nothing but the clothes on your back and the old camera your father gave you, what's a man to do but admire the fauna?
Let's just hope none of them sees me. Heaven forbid they find out what I'm up to...
Trigger Warning: Contains foalcon, exhibitionism, an oblivious human, questionable life choices, bad decisions, and horrible misunderstandings.
Anon and his scurvy crew of scallywags find themselves in Equestria and attempt to plunder a ship
After a narrow brush with fate, Anon and his crew of fearsome pirates find themselves on the high seas of Equestria. They try to carry on with their piracy as normal, however after boarding a pony cargo ship things take a sharp turn for the weird as Anon loses all control over the situation.
Contains pirate speak, excessive alcohol consumption and RGRE.
This is my first fic on this site so bear with me if I mess up the tags and all that. Other than that feel free to drop a comment and let me know whether you liked it or thought it was crap.
Rainbow's and Twilight's bodies undergo a strange transformation. The two aren't very happy about the changes. Meanwhile, Celestia, Luna, and Cadence struggle to resist you.
Started out as a rando, comedy clopfic, and has evolved into so much more. ;)
I've been in Equestria for a few months now. Long enough to become acclimated in this amazingly open minded and accepting land. Not long enough, though, for me to figure out much beyond how friendly everypony is. That, and how amazingly horny I’m starting to get. I need to get laid, like, now. With that thought, and one single pony in mind, I go to get a bit of advice on how best to go about it, and bite off more than I can chew. . . . When that plot fails, however, and all seems dark, and faith is broken, a shadow comes in the night, to restore hope. She comes with power, and she comes with love. What will happen next? This is not a Clopfic, anymore. This is so much more. ____________________________________________
So, what is this? I don’t even know exactly, anymore. Certainly none of what used to be written here really applies, now. This. . . . This is an ever changing, ever evolving piece of . . . something. Not sure what. It may be funny, may be raunchy, may be smutty, may be sad, may make you angry, may make you happy. In the end, it’s written for passion, and love, and that’s what it shall stand for. Hope you enjoy! Until next time, Ponies, Harmonia Resurgent! Cover art by The Internet(No idea, honestly, but whoever they are, they deserve a medal) Idea spawned through a random conversation with my partner Completed.
Lyra summoned a Human to Equestria on the day of the Summer Sun Celebration... the same day Celestia's Student moved into Ponyville. Now she and her roommate Bon-Bon have to keep him safe from, literally, EVERYTHING!
At first, he was just an ordinary man on Earth. Now, he's a not-so-ordinary man on Equus, in the kingdom of Equestria.
He's constantly under the care of a mare named Lyra Heartstrings, and her roommate Bon-Bon. What's more, he's also apparently a bit of a "myth" in this world, which means he has to hide from the Higher-Ups, or risk getting experimented on!
To top it all off, the problems that keep happening around the town of Ponyville are, in some way, shape, and/or form, tied in with these two strange mares! And they may not even realize it!
A crafty human and two alicorn princesses get into shenanigans together.
Nick has lived with the royal sisters since he appeared in Equestria with no way home three years ago. In that time he made friends and gained the trust and respect of most, if not all of Canterlot Castle. He even has access to the treasury and minor command over some staff, but only for one reason: pranks.
Nick is one of the few souls capable of matching Celestia and Luna in pranks, and has been semi-willingly inducted into their endless prank war. These are some of their memorable moments.
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Ponyville enters a moral panic when Pegasi begin uploading videos of themselves preening onto the internet.
When some of Ponyville's pegasi begin uploading distasteful videos of their private activities onto the internet, Ponvyille has a series of increasingly useless town meetings to debate the problem.
Teen for implied (but not actual) lewdness.
"This is how you do random comedy correctly." -stupidhand14 "This is neither clickbait, nor trash. It was glorious." -Radbunny
EDIT: Featured at #2 5/15/18! EDIT: Featured #1 same day! Thank you all, I'm glad you enjoyed! EDIT: Now with an AUDIO READING by MultiDoomPie!
Celestia extends her stay on Earth, which means you need a lot more Fanta. To save money, you take Celestia with you to Costco. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
Celestia nearly flooded your apartment, and now she's informed you that she'll be staying on Earth for at least a few more months. Facing mounting costs for soda, you go to Costco to buy Fanta in bulk.
