Starlight and Trixie go to the store to buy groceries. A task so mundane there’s pretty much no way they can mess it up.
Note: Part of my “Twilight, Spike, Starlight, Trixie, Tempest Shadow, and Grubber all hang out at Twilight’s Castle continuity” which I should maybe think up a name for… 3TsG2Ss? It’s Always Sunny in Ponnyville?
Being a caffeine addict isn't so bad, except that Ponyville is lacking anything with a real kick to it. Good thing Anon has one source of sweet, delicious energy. Well, maybe it's not such a good thing for Applejack...
Caffeine is one hell of a drug.
Anon knows it, misses it, needs it. He's been without it so long that his body doesn't even know what to do with it anymore, but that won't stop him from ODing on it given the chance. God have mercy on anyone who gets in his way when the rush takes over.
A commission for user Yakopak, wherein Rainbow Dash and the newly displaced resident human share a chill bro moment over some wholesome family-friendly hallucinogenic drugs.
Audiobook by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan can be listened to Here!
Rainbow crashes through someone’s skylight, and she is in for some bigger consequences then a bill in the mail.
One minute Rainbow was flying through the sky without a care in the world, there was a flash, sudden disorientation and before she knew which way was up she was breaking through someone’s window. She is in for some bigger consequences then a bill in the mail.
1st March 2020: Polished it up a bit, paragraphs are more organised instead of random new lines for no reason.
This is a story about a human who is hailed as the Monkey King by the Zebras and has somehow, SOMEHOW accomplished in recreating the Persian Empire, with nothing but his wits, unpredicatlbe antics and stupid luck.
(Sex tag just for references, suggestions and dialog. Gore for the later parts of this fic)
(Cover art by me and still under construction)
Well this is something. Greetings fellow peoples or whoever else finds and reads this story. Let me introduce myself, I am simply know as THE MONKEY KING. The king of what you may ask? Well, the king of the Zebras to be precise, or even better, the King of the Achaemidien EMPIRE.
How you may ask? Well to be honest, I have no bloody idea myself. One moment I was simply making myself some coffee just like every morning, and then the next thing I know I get zapped away from my home, reappear out of nowhere in the middle of Desert with both my Coffee and pajamas still on me, followed up by some weird Voodoo prophecy made by the Zebra Shamans about the arrival of an ancient Monkey King who is going to re-unite all the fractured Zebra tribes to once again reform the Zebra Kingdom of old.
That was a mouthful.
That's not all, I went even further then that and somehow, SOMEHOW, managed to take this kingdom and shape it into THIS worlds version of the Persian Empire, thanks to my genius, silly antics, and stupid luck.
Oh and Celly face and Lulu face now see me and my new empire as threat to Equestria itself . Accusing me of "expanding my empire too rapidly" Ooooooooh
All of it accomplished with just one good mug filled with coffee...I mean the mug itself by the way, not the coffee.
This job requires more coffee than it's been medically proven to be unhealthy.
(Also FEATURED in the day this story was released 1/9/2017 I must be cheating the system somehow)
Alright, I won't complain. I got what I wanted. I did visit Equestria. Being stranded here was not on my list though. And with the things running around, how I'm running around... I'm really not feeling good about this.
I've got mistakes to fix, dreams to live and so little sanity to spare... Eh, I'll manage.
A man gets sent to Equestria, but not as a human, but as his OC dragon. Camo scales - weird, mind reading - head ache, prophecy seeing - HUGE migrane, venom spit - dangerous. At least he has books to keep his abilities from being a problem
Ever wondered what it would feel like to be turned into a mind reading, future forseeing, body camouflaging, venom spitting, dragon with "unrestricted" enchanting powers? Well I have. All because it started with the books I bought online
Hi my name is Jonathan Rawls, at least it WAS my name before. But now you can call me Stargazer, your one and only NightWing/RainWing hybrid in Equestria. Apparently, one of the original characters that I created and buying books from a very suspicious website creates quite the synergy, also noting the fact that I somehow got transported to Equestria as well. And how did I get Animus magic anyway? It's not even part of my OC. I don't know if I coud manage that kind of power. Hopefully is not like in the books where it's a double edge sword. Hopefully. Now I just need to read all three manuals that I bought from that shifty website and somehow my memories are merging with one another Interesting.
My first story for the new year and first story ever. Been wanting to start a story for a long time but school is stopping me from doing it, so I decided to start my first story on the new year. Constructive criticism is very much appreciated and suggestions are also welcome. Enjoy the story. Amature story teller out. PS. Profanity tag for minor cursing
[An MLP:FIM and Wings Of Fire Crossover]
Extra Note: This story's update schedule is incredibly random, but I promise, no matter what happens, no matter how long it takes, this story would never die.
Posted on Featured: 8/13/19 8:14pm (short lived, but still counts) 10/11/19 12:12am 5/8/20 4:58am (short lived, but still counts)
Celestia thought she knew her sister like the back of her hoof. An incident with a changeling revealing spell was about to make her deeply question that belief.
Celestia thought she knew her sister. She was sure that nothing could surprise her anymore. She was certain that there was nothing more that Luna could possibly be hiding from her. One attempt to identify a changeling presence in the royal guard later, she was coming to terms with how reality had decided to prove her wrong.
Flurry Heart becomes, if only for a short while, the absolute ruler of the Crystal Empire
As a member of a royal family, it was always expected that Flurry Heart would come into a leadership role at some point in her life. But nopony could ever have expected it would be while she was still at a young age, as is the case when her parents are away on official business one day. And so begins the glorious reign of Flurry, apparently.
Twilight turns herself into a dragon and overindulges on gemstones. Rarity is confused, and Spike is amused.
Even now, weeks later, Twilight was still unable to properly explain what possessed her into taking that first bite.
She double, triple, and quadruple checked the spell, and it went off perfectly. Well, as perfectly as a full-body transformation into a dragon could go.
She just didn't expect gemstones to be so tasty...
Featured on 7/28/2018! Thanks a bunch everypony!!!!
Gears adventures with her friend-turned-lover continue!
Growing closer and closer to her friend Aria, Gear couldn't be happier. The two haven't made it official or anything, but she's got plans to fix that.
Kinks Include: Futa on Futa, Anal, Rimming, Oral, Sexy Feet Stuff, Sweat and Musk, Multiple Positions, Domination, Submission, Sappy Romance, Teasing, a Bit of Exhibitionism, and More Money Shots than I Dare Count!
High Gear belongs to Unerro11
Artwork by Averageocporn
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Princess Luna's sweet tooth is known far and wide all over Equestria. In fact, it is very rare to not see her licking, chewing or sucking on something sweet. However, when one candy delivery goes awry, she has no issue with snacking on something else
Princess Luna's sweet tooth is known far and wide all over Equestria. In fact, it is very rare to not see her licking, chewing, or sucking on something sweet when out and about or in the privacy of her own chambers.. However, when one candy delivery goes awry, she has no issue with snacking on something else.
Warning: Horse X Human Relations.Read At Your Own Risk
Sunburst is invited for a week long therapy retreat. It's an all expenses paid trip, so what does he have to lose, right?
Sunburst has never really given much thought to bedroom matters, considering how engrossed with his studies he always is. That was, until he noticed an interesting ad in the newspaper. Apparently, there was a clinic opening in the Crystal Empire, one which guaranteed to help stallions with their love life. The best part was, besides being a free affair, he'd be compensated if the treatment didn't work! Intrigued, and willing to give himself a break from his duties, he goes to see what it's all about. What's the worst that could happen...
Kinks Include: Feminization, Crossdressing, Male on Male, Oral, Anal, Rimming, Lewd Sex Machines, a Penchant for Anal, Mechanized Buggery, and Amorous Automatons
Artwork by Saurian
Props to Zippy for crushing my soul helping with edits
Rainbow Dash and her girlfriend, Twilight Sparkle, go to the beach. All sorts of kinky, and exceptionally lewd, things go down, much to Dash's chagrin...
Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle have been an item for quite a while. While they are content with one another, spending most of their time together, Dash does end up on the receiving end of a fair number of Twilight's...experiments. Yes, the Princess of Friendship does occasionally toy with her lover, in more ways than one, but it's all in good fun. As a matter of fact, she's been planning something special for her paramour, on their trip to the beach...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Alchemically Altered Lotion, Macro, Dual Dongs, Rough Sex, Extreme Size Difference, Sex Through Clothes, Vaginal, Double Penetration, Cum Inflation, Body Modification, an Olympic Sized Pool's Worth of Jizm
This was a trade with my buddy Elzzombie. Go follow him on Twitter (elz_zombie). He did the art and makes tons of cool stuff!
Sometimes a perfectly good Thursday afternoon is ruined by an otherworldly suitor. Sometimes that suitor is egged on by the love of your life. Bonbon has gotten used to it.
It's Applejack's and Fluttershy's first anniversary as a couple. Twilight Sparkle wasn't aware they were even dating. How?
Applejack and Fluttershy are going out on a date to celebrate the anniversary of them being a couple. This surprises Twilight Sparkle greatly. Not because she can't believe it's already been a year since such a clearly important event in the life of two of her best friends, but by the fact that she didn't even know they were dating to begin with. How could she have missed that? Surely her other friends will have the answer, right?
Galaxy Hair really wants to take over the whole day/night shtick, and y'know, just make it night for like, ever. Problem is, Anon wants to sleep, but forever is a long time so, yeah. He's gonna try and do something about that. Key word, 'try'.
An accidental magnum opus. With 1000 likes. What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Thanks for letting this get featured one last last time, you fucks
4/06/2019 Jesus, guys, I just wanna sleep 11/27/2019
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You're Anon, the sole human of Equestria. You've been living there for, er... you can't really recall. A year, two maybe? Anyway, every year, from what you've gathered, there is one day. One goddamn day that really pisses you off. The 'Summer Sun Celebration' comes around every (your time) August 16th, and it is literally the longest day of the year.
You would have no problems with this—if only it didn't start at four in the fucking morning.
This year just seems to be extra against you; an evil deity that's been banished to the moon for a thousand-so years decides to come back, and boy is she a bitch.
As I've explained to LD, the rating bump from Teen to Mature wasn't exactly my call. A staff member kindly notified me of the rules regarding swearing in the long description of a Teen rated fic. There is no sex, no gore, just pure stupidity without the restraints of a T holding it back.
