Two months ago, Anon was sent to Ponyville on Celestia's behest. Now, after not hearing from him, Celestia goes to investigate. She doesn't like what she finds. Neither will you.
Two months ago, Anon was sent to Ponyville on Celestia's behest. Now, after not hearing from him, Celestia goes to investigate (a bit belated, sure, but without that plot point the whole story falls apart so whatever). She doesn't like what she finds. Neither will you.
Not a clopfic despite the sex tag, but there is a ton of filthy language and imagery here written by a filthier mind. You've been warned.
When Discord is left dying, Celestia asks if he has any last requests. What a silly thing of her to ask.
So it's finally happened. After being kicked in the shin by Celestia, Discord is officially dying. Now Celestia wants to know if he has any last requests before he goes.
Apogee has dreams. Strange dreams. Tag along as the cute little filly works her way through a bevy of sexual dreams that would make Freud throw up his hands in defeat!
Tag along with Apogee as her subconscious tries to make sense of the little filly's crazy home-life in a series of dream sequences that would make Sigmund Freud question his sanity... After a bizarre and improbable sequence that results in her celebrating both her birthday AND Hearthswarming with her mother and father, the filly finds that whenever she opens a present she is whisked off down new and confusing rabbit holes... sexy holes.
Will her teenage brain be able to exhaust the pent-up sexual energy in the myriad sexual scenes, kinks, and debauchery that await her?
Probably not!
This is a quick-fic that I'd like to dedicate to AiDs. If you have a moment, please check out his recent blogpost. We have a great community on fimfic, and I hope that if you're able and a fan, you can help him out! I don't take patreon or commissions or donations - if this fic would have earned the same from me, redirect it to someone who needs it like Intricate Disguise!
Other than that, this fic is based on a picture by Shinodage... NSFW: derpibooru .org/1948778 (broken on purpose). I have been encouraged by friends to try writing a total crackfic. So this is my shot at it: pure crazy, wish-fulfillment.
And I was able to get a little help from my wonderful author friends to satisfy the many different suggested kinks from the depraved individuals in the derpibooru comments section. These authors include: SunnyDon'tLook, B_25, Duelist96, and Shakespearicles!
It was such a blast working with them, with really short turn arounds for their contributions! The experience has only encouraged me to do even more contributions in the future!
I really hope you enjoy this little random Space Ponyos 'crackfic'!
WARNING CONTAINS: Incest, public sex, futa, double-dick, cum inflation, macro/micro, Hypnosis, dreamsex, tentacles, mindbreak... (Chapter kinks are mentioned in chapter title) phew what a mouthful!
Apogee and her friend Daisy Cutter are hanging out at home after school. Jet Stream gets home late and finds the two fillies still in uniform. Sending Daisy away, Apogee serves her father a quick meal he won't forget.
Quick Story from Comments on Derpibooru
Jet Stream comes home late after a work event... but at least he was able to make it home at all. He had been so busy over the past few weeks that he was even having trouble making it home on Tuesday nights, which he had made an agreement with his daughter would be special nights.
So he walked up to his daughter's room with eager anticipation about the fun he was about to have...
Only to open her door and see that she had a friend over.
Crap.
Guess that's the end of this Tuesday night...
Or is it?
Nope.
Takes place several weeks after the multiple, sexy, romps with her rugged Dad.
WARNING CONTAINS: Fillycon, incest, oral sex. If you aren't interested, look elsewhere!
Based on the incredible pic by master pone artist Bigmac-115, as a part of the ongoing Apojet clopverse.
The post number is 1604965 on Derpibooru!
This is a short comment-fic only, which I wrote because of the excellent artwork by Bigmac115. I've had a few commenters on Derpibooru ask me in PMs to upload here so they can keep it in their Apojet collection. It is absolutely just a brief side-shot from the ongoing clopfic 'Any Landing You Can Walk Away From...' with no spoilers. Absolutely not necessary to enjoy the previous Apojet fics or as a part of the ongoing Apojet clopverse. Enjoy!
Every so often, once a century or so, Celestia gets a certain itch. With great care, she shrewdly plots a way to slake her wanton thirst for horse shenanigans and tomfoolery. As fate would have it, on this fine occasion, she's chosen to commit larceny, while disguised as the one, the only, Applejack...
Something fun for everybody. I hope y'all enjoy it!
Applejack becomes a princess... of eyebrow waggles. It takes less than 24 hours before Ponyville is literally on fire.
Applejack is known for a lot of things: being honest, being strong, loving her family... apples. But the thing she's most known for is having a really incredible set of eyebrows. It's for this reason that Celestia has seen fit to bestow upon Applejack that highest of honors. She's going to make her a princess... of eyebrows.
It takes less than 24 hours before Ponyville is literally on fire.
In which the Cutie Mark Crusaders decide that they will be in estrus exactly once in their lives, for an hour and a half, starting tomorrow, and so fail both biology and life forever. (Did I mention this was still Crackfic Week?)
One of the many reasons the Cutie Mark Crusaders have their reputation is the group's tendency to ignore whatever the adults are saying -- or worse, to hear just enough to get them in trouble. So when Cheerilee finally covers pony sexuality on a warm, lazy, sleepy day, the trio come away with exactly enough notes to collectively believe the following:
Ponies going into heat is real. They'll never be interested in sex at any other time. They're going into heat once, for an hour and a half, and it's going to happen tomorrow.
Due to circumstances beyond her control, Trixie finds herself in dire need of bits. So, with few ideas, she tries something unorthodox.
Due to circumstances beyond her control, Trixie finds herself in dire need of bits. So, with few ideas and even fewer options, she tries something unorthodox. The results are far better than expected.
Warning: Human X Horse Relations. RGRE-ish vibes as well. Please Be Advised.
Spike and Thorax take a trip to the beach. Unfortunately for the shapeshifter, things get a little hotter than anticipated.
Good buddies often enjoy their time together - as such, it's no surprise that Spike and Thorax try to make the most of their friendship. After arriving in Los Pegasus, with ambitions of fun in the sun, the pair make their way down to the beach - that is, after the runtish dragon procures a new bathing suit for himself...
Kinks Include: Male on Male, Oral, Anal, Exhibitionism, a Dragon in a Bikini, and a Seaside Slathering of Shapeshifter Seed
Artwork by Saurian This is a promo of the Spike's Gems 3 Art Pack! There's artwork by @Aer0Zer0Ri2k, @Brownieclop, @ColdBloodedTwi, @Darky032, @FTrashMan, @VeroBunnsX, @nonnny_art, @OnihiddenArt, @baal0505, @Randolfsparks1, @ArtforSaurian Tons of great art in there, including the full image in the cover! Go check 'em out and give 'em some love!
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A lost book of magic from Equestria has been found, and Oliver Tweed, student at Canterlot High, is going to use it for the most noble of all goals - getting laid.
Over a thousand years ago, a powerful book for forbidden magic from Equestria was lost forever, Star Swirl casting it into a rift between worlds after certain fillies nearly got a look at what he'd written within.
That book has fallen into the hands of Oliver Tweed, an average student at Canterlot High and part of the once-mocked Magic Club. Can he solve the terrible mystery of the Booty Call spell and its link to ladies of the night and their reasonably-priced love?
Sombra finds a certain little alicorn to be more trouble than he first thought
King Sombra has returned, and he seeks to pick up where he left off and conquer the Crystal Empire once and for all! He's already managed to gain control of many of the guards there, and is marching right on into the palace, ready to overthrow Cadance and her family. He's even entered the chamber of her beloved daughter, Flurry Heart, and is confident that he cannot be stopped.
Unfortunately, he's failed to take into consideration just how much trouble an upset super-powered alicorn toddler can be.
Sometimes, there are states of emotion that can overwhelm even the mightiest of creatures; or so they say. Queen Chrysalis had never taken stock in such tales, nor the creatures that told them. Until today that is.
Anon happens upon a new pony in town - a particularly large, strong, and unintelligible pony...
Throughout his time in Equestria, Anon has seen a great many things - that being said, he's in for a first. The strange behemoth is as beautiful as she is baffling, leaving the man in a bit of a pickle. What does one do when faced with a literal giant of a pony?
Artwork by AnonTheAnon (Twitter @RealAnonTheAnon) Big shout-out to MiddyNight (Twitter @Middynight_) for help with the Scottish accent for her!
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The Royalty of Equestria makes a bet with their land's only human. Despite all common sense, he takes them up on it. Here are the results
Human nature is a fascinating thing. Because of it, some magnificent things have been built, written, and accomplished. Human nature has also done some less than awe inspiring things, especially when pride in involved.
When certain things are said by Equestria's most powerful royals, they get to experience a very interesting aspect of human nature. Shining is especially happy about it.
