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TPrincess Celestia is *Literally* Hitler

Likes: 339 Dislikes: 34

on Fimfiction, by CategoricalGrant

MLP: FiMComedyRandomHumanTwilightSelf Insert

Twilight Sparkle listens to your retelling of human history in the 1930s and 40s and comes to a startling conclusion.

Staying in Twilight's Castle, you make the terrible error of flippantly calling her 'Hitler'. She demands a history lesson (for archiving purposes, of course) and you give her one that ends up being far more frustrating than you had anticipated.

EDIT: Featured 8/27/19!

EPrincess Celestia is in Your Washing Machine

Likes: 705 Dislikes: 17

on Fimfiction, by Grand_Moff_Pony

MLP: FiMComedyRandomHumanCelestiaOC

You lost your bed, sheets, and pillows to Celestia, and you nearly lost your girlfriend. But peace has come to your house at long last. Well, until today, anyway.

It's been three months since Princess Celestia appeared in your bed. Three months since she took that bed, along with your sheets and your pillows. Three months since she nearly drove your girlfriend away from you. But peace was made, and everything had been going relatively smoothly. Life was even beginning to look up.

Until today.


A spin-off of Ocalhoun's Princess Celestia is in your bed.
Cover art/inspiration by GSphere.
With pre-reading/advice from Admiral Biscuit, NeonGreenTiger, and Majin Syeekoh.

Live reading by Ichabod Creep!
Russian translation by Hellsmenser!

TPrincess Celestia Steals the Enemy Intelligence

Likes: 130 Dislikes: 9

on Fimfiction, by InfinitySlayer

MLP: FiMComedyRandomCrossoverHumanCelestiaOther

Princess Celestia successfully steals the enemy intelligence. Unfortunetely for her, this does not bode well with the shocked and confused members of BLU team.

Many might claim that opening portals into dimensions that don't even technically exist is a waste of good time and energy. Princess Celestia, however, does not.

On a day seemingly designed to produce boredom, Princess Celestia decides the most effective method of alleviating such a pretentious feeling is to involve herself in a rather humorous conflict by successfully acquiring the "enemy intelligence".

She correctly assumes that the beings from whom she stole it from are not pleased. However, she never could have foreseen the incredible lengths they undergo to retain their dignity.

TPrincess Celestia Walks into a Polish Pub and Gets Plastered

Likes: 349 Dislikes: 11

on Fimfiction, by little big pony

MLP: FiMRandomHumanCelestia

A princess walks into a bar. A few of its patrons help her get very drunk.

A pony walks into a bar. A very royal pony. She proceeds to drink far more than she should. She also cheats at ping pong.




Written as a next step for This story, with ROB's encouragement and help.


The artist of the pic is Nobody

TPut that crown back where it came from

Likes: 799 Dislikes: 46

on Fimfiction, by Ashfur

MLP: FiMComedyRandomTwilightCelestiaLunaMain 6

Celestia and Luna announce their retirement. Twilight is having exactly none of it.

Celestia and Luna announce their retirement and their plans to turn the throne and power over Equestria to the mane 6. Unfortunately, this is the last straw for Twilight, and she goes off on a rant about why this isn't a good idea.

EQueen Bee

Likes: 268 Dislikes: 4

on Fimfiction, by LightOfTriumph

MLP: FiMComedyRandomFluttershyTwilightSpikeDiscord

In order to thank her for giving him a little more control, Discord gives Twilight a Vending Machine that dispenses bees... Yes, you read that right.

Discord has only been improving, and Twilight wants to reward him with a little more responsibility. As a thank you, Discord rewards her with a shiny new vending machine for the Crystal Tree.

The problem? That vending machine dispenses bees.

Twilight now has a castle full of bees that will attack of she thinks the wrong kind of thoughts... That being said, if she thinks the right ones...

EQueen Chrysalis Does The Thing!

Likes: 476 Dislikes: 8

on Fimfiction, by naturalbornderpy

MLP: FiMComedyRandomFluttershyTwilightPinkieChrysalis

Word around Ponyville is that Queen Chrysalis is planning something. Something big. Something terrible. Something beyond imagination. If only Queen Chrysalis had any idea what that something was.

Word around Ponyville is that Queen Chrysalis is planning something.

Something big.

Something terrible.

Something beyond imagination.

If only Queen Chrysalis had any idea what that something was.


Artwork by UncertainStardust.

TQueen Chrysalis Snuggles Everything

Likes: 382 Dislikes: 15

on Fimfiction, by Skijarama

MLP: FiMSexProfanityComedyRandomSlice of LifeTwilightDiscordMain 6Chrysalis

A Discorded Queen Chrysalis snuggles everything she can in Ponyville, while Twilight is powerless to stop her or figure out why this is even happening.

A Discorded Queen Chrysalis snuggles everything she can in Ponyville, while Twilight is powerless to stop her or figure out why this is even happening in the first place.

A collab with Tom117z.

The Cover Art was Provided by the amazing AureliaCharmCutiees

Featured on May 23rd, 2018!

Link to the fanfiction reading!

TQuick! Distract Chrysalis!

Likes: 813 Dislikes: 67

on Fimfiction, by Mare Of Mystery

MLP: FiMRomanceRandomSlice of LifeSecond PersonMain 6ChrysalisAnon

"Anon, you must distract Chrysalis for us so that we could grab that bell! You need to get her attention somehow- wait! What are you doing? That's not what we meant by that!"

Featured on January 24th-28th, 2020


You stumbled apon facing the toughest challenge since coming to Equestria; fighting off three overpowered villains with a bell to take all the magic from the ponies. It is up to you to help stop them from getting more powerful by using yourself as bait. When Chrysalis encounters you though, a clever idea struck your vision.

To ask her out!

Cover art by mirroredsea

Audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio

TRainbow Dash Kills You

Likes: 970 Dislikes: 70

on Fimfiction, by Shocks

MLP: FiMGoreDramaRandomTragedySecond PersonHumanRainbow DashOther

Rainbow Dash accidentally kills you. Whoops.

What did you expect when a two hundred and fifty pound horse hits you at the speed of sound?

MRainbow Dash Makes You Pay

Likes: 245 Dislikes: 25

on Fimfiction, by Bendy

MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanRainbow DashAnon

Rainbow Dash is very angry with you over something you have said.

So, you must face the so called 'terrible consequences'...

Once again, a big thanks to Ravvij for helping me with editing to improve the story overall.

TRainbow Dash? More Like Trailer Trash!

Likes: 231 Dislikes: 28

on Fimfiction, by anonpencil

MLP: FiMProfanityComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanRainbow DashMain 6Anon

Anon asks his friends about the fact that Rainbow Dash's house always moves around. Does this mean that she's the equivalent of a trailer park hoodlum?

Anon has noticed something strange. Rainbow Dash doesn't live in Ponyville or Cloudsdale, and her house never stays in one place. Because of this, it seems that she basically lives in a trailer home, making her... trailer trash! The implications of this realization are anything but pretty.


Please be aware, this is for silliness and for fun, not because I hate Rainbow Dash. Everyone knows I hate Spike, come on.

Thanks to Enigmatic Otaku for the idea.
Art by BambooDog

TRead and Chill

Likes: 406 Dislikes: 23

on Fimfiction, by Flammenwerfer

MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyRandomSlice of LifeHumanTwilightOC

Twilight invites Ryan over under the guise of 'read and chill.' In her inexperience, she then proceeds to try and court him, sexually. It goes about as well as one would expect.

Twilight invites Ryan over to the Library for a standard 'read and chill' session that the two have with some regularity. This time, Twilight, has other plans; plans that she hopes will have a much more raunchy end to them.

It goes about as well as one would expect.



A short, simplistic oneshot.

ERead It Later

Likes: 296 Dislikes: 9

on Fimfiction, by All Art Is Quite Useless

MLP: FiMComedyRandomTwilightRainbow DashDaring Do

Rainbow Dash just wants somepony to read her manuscript now, not 'later'. (Which we all know means never.)

TRemembering Garry's Mod

Likes: 973 Dislikes: 59

on Fimfiction, by BioChemicalWolfGear

MLP: FiMRandomSlice of LifeCrossoverHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaOCOtherMain 6

Something decided I was off my usual path. That I wasn't where I was supposed to be. Who am I to go against the word of a god?

I wasn't supposed to be where I was now. Or at least that's what the light in my dream said to me. I was supposed to be a "creator of worlds" it said. I was to create fate or something like that, and manage the lives of millions. But what can I do in a world that doesn't need saving? What can I build with the tool gun to change my fate? But more importantly, why was I chosen to wield such power over said gun?

(Thank you myhe01 for cover art!)

(Special thanks to my EPIC Editor ultra1437)

TRender Unto Twilight

Likes: 1640 Dislikes: 70

on Fimfiction, by McCoda

MLP: FiMAdventureComedyRandomAlt. UniverseTwilightCelestiaTwilight VelvetNight Light

We all know the story of Twilight's ascension, but what if it took place years earlier? How will the establishment react? Royal madness ensues.

Twilight Sparkle is often cited as being a prodigy. What if that fact is truer then previously believed? In this alternate scenario Twilight develops alicornhood much sooner thanks to the magic surge during her entrance exam. What follows is chaos as the lavender pony maneuvers herself in this crazy new world. Meanwhile, those in the old aristocracy either try to remove the filly or attempt at taking full advantage of her. These are the adventures of an innocent filly who has to contend with the adult world. Silliness is all but certain.

Editor: cyberlord4444
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/cyberlord4444

Inspiration for this story goes out to Georg. If you want to read another filly alicorn story go here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/143216/letters-from-a-little-princess-monster

Some try to write fics about Twilight as a child alicorn, some about her early years as a student, fewer still try to write about both. Hopefully it works.

Good news, it turns out someone made a tvtropes page. :raritystarry:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/RenderUntoTwilight

ERent-A-Pony

Likes: 211 Dislikes: 6

on Fimfiction, by naturalbornderpy

MLP: FiMComedyRandomHumanFluttershyRainbow DashOC

Rent-A-Pony is proud to announce it's slashing their prices yet again. One dollar will now get you one whole day with a pony of your choice. Sounds too cheap to be true? Stop asking questions and rent a pony anyways!

Breaking news! Rent-A-Pony is proud to announce that it's slashing their prices yet again.

One dollar will now get you one whole day with a pony of your choice.

Sounds too cheap to be true? Stop asking questions and rent a pony anyways!

Seriously... just stop asking questions.

ERevelations on the Road Home

Likes: 385 Dislikes: 10

on Fimfiction, by CTVulpin

MLP: FiMRandomSlice of LifeFluttershyMain 6Changelings

A mission ends with Fluttershy being revealed as a changeling. The Mane 6 pause on the walk back home to discuss this development.

Featured on Nov. 14 2019. :yay:

MRGRE Shorts

Likes: 1090 Dislikes: 60

on Fimfiction, by Uh-hmmm

MLP: FiMSexRandomSecond PersonHumanAnon

A collection of oneshots set in RGRE. {This story has two versions, the 15th chapter is the first person version of those before it. After that, each oneshot is followed by a first person version of it.}

A collection of oneshots set in RGRE.
What is RGRE? Look here:RGRE primer
{This story has two versions, the 15th chapter is the first person version of those before it. After that, each oneshot is followed by a first person version of it.}

MRoutine Check-up

Likes: 136 Dislikes: 8

on Fimfiction, by Dying light

MLP: FiMSexRomanceRandomSecond PersonHumanMinuetteAnon

Colgate teaches you the importance of regular brushing.....Sort of........

Now with a reading: https://youtu.be/6bqGniMoDs0

You visit the dentist like the good human you are for a routine check-up. A check-up that is in no way sexual or has anything to do with a particular infatuation with a mare with minty fresh hair.

A second person Anon x Colgate story.

Contains: hoofjobs, thighjobs, anal and a terrible display of knowledge in the field of dentistry


I have no idea who the artist of the pic is, so I couldn't tell you if I tried.

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