Rarity's morning work-out with her mother reveals that Cookie is looking for more excitement in her sex life. Of COURSE Anon drops by at that exact moment! Can Rarity save her mom from his milf-hunting antics? Or will she be drawn in as well?
Rarity, Ponyville's resident fashion entrepreneur extraordinaire, has really been enjoying the retirement of her parents, Cookie Crumbles and Hondo Flanks, who've recently moved to Ponyville.
Not only does this new proximity mean that her little sister spends more time wither her parents, giving Rarity plenty of evenings all to herself (perfect for entertaining young male suitors) at the Carousel Boutique... but she also gets to spend more time with her beloved friend and mother: Cookie!
The pair had always got along famously... a filly really couldn't ask for more from a mother... but now they could enjoy each other's company all the time - including during their newly scheduled regular aerobic workouts. After this particular session, Cookie confides in Rarity that there's trouble in retirement paradise: her sex life with Hondo is not all that she'd hoped it would be.
Rarity is a bit embarrassed at first, but flattered that her mother would see her as such a trusted confidant. The feeling is quickly replaced by frustration as Cookie wonders if the solution to her marital woes might be a session with that strange human all the other mother's have been raving about.
Of course, Anon shows up at exactly that moment.
After some Anon-ical antics, Rarity finds herself being begged by her mother to accompany her - to coach her... reassure her... she's not exactly at Rarity's level of sexual sophistication and would love to have her daughter there to support her.
Will Rarity be able to protect her mother from his lewd clutches? Will Anon be unable to bed his fourth Mane 6 Milf? Will Rarity be able to resist her mother's pleas? Will Rarity avoid being drawn into a sweaty, sexy, incestuous three-way with her mother!?
Anon drops by Rarity's boutique for a very specific reason.
Busy working on an order for a customer, Rarity finds herself interrupted by the local human, Anon. Accustomed to his normal antics, Rarity isn't too worried. Unfortunately, Rarity wasn't completely prepared for what Anon had in store for her.
Kinks: Interspecies (Human x Pony [Eww Gross xD]) | Large Endowment | Blowjob | Messy and Forceful Face Fuck | Mild Stomach Bloat | Throatpie |Filling up the Sinuses
Cover Art is a cropped Piece by 'Alcor' (1655838 on Derpi [Content Warning:] The full image has polarizing content.)
The story idea is 'inspired' by a piece created by 'Sundown'. (775688 on Derpi to be exact.)
Anon becomes a deep-tissue massage therapist in Equestria. Like... elbow-deep.
Anon had a normal life of being a massage therapist. And then one day he accidentally opened a portal to Equestria. As the only human in this new land, it would be a shame if his magic fingers went to waste.
So he decides to work as a deep-tissue masseur at the spa with Aloe and Lotus. Ponies from all over Equestria come to work out their problems, stress and kinks. Anon: part-time masseur, full-time therapist.
Now about that happy ending...
A comment-driven episodic story. Each chapter focuses on a different character. After each chapter, YOU, the readers, nominate and vote on who you want to visit Anon for a massage next! Simply comment which character you want to visit, and after (an arbitrary amount of time)the character with the most upvotes will be next! (Duplicate nomination wont have their scores added together.) It can be any creature from MLP, even an OC! If your character doesn't get the most votes, don't despair! You can always nominate them again on the NEXT chapter.
Since Anonymous has arrived in Equestria, he’s made little effort in forming friendships in the land most representative of it. Through his abrasiveness and social isolation, he has actively avoided public gatherings, parties, and even simple conversations. Thus, Celestia decides to take on the teaching role once more and show Anonymous how magical friendship can be.
Chrysalis, far from being traditionally reformed, enters the Adult Film Industry. Needless to say, she'd damn good at what she does...
Queen Chrysalis, the dethroned changeling matriarch, is adjusting to life in pony society relatively well. Making the most of her abilities, she has become quite a popular performer in the adult entertainment industry. Even after failing to overthrow the kingdom of pastel equines, she's still found a way to screw them over, quite literally with her current choice of career! As she readies herself for another day of filming, she notices a rather curious name on the cast list...
Kinks include: Futa on Female, Female on Futa, Oral, Vaginal, Rough Sex, Dirty Talk, Femdom, Size Difference, Minor Cum Inflation, Squirting, Excessive Amounts of Jizz
After having put a bun in Rarity's oven, Sassy Saddles finds herself face to face with a precocious young filly...
After having thoroughly impregnated Rarity, Sassy has continued to keep an eye on the mother of her future offspring. As the two ready to close the boutique for the evening, the cyan unicorn receives a rather unexpected visitor. After Rarity's departure, the little white filly helps herself in and proceeds to greet her sister's employer. There's no way she could know exactly what the two have been up to, could she?
Kinks include: Foalcon, Futa on Female, Vaginal, Stealth Sex, Oral, Impregnation, Cumflation (Cum Inflation), Potions, Size Difference, and Bountiful Bouts of Foal Batter!!!
Artwork by Dank Flank
This was a collab with Hatter's Lye (artist-colon-hatter's+lye) He's even made an animation to go with it. If you like the story, go check it out! (2069926)
Rarity has to take a trip to Ponyville Police Station to bail out a friend.
Apparently some of Rarity's friends aren't as squeaky clean as she thought.
Haven't been able to get much writing in recently so I'm doing a few one shots to warm back up. Done in using TMP prompts minus the time limit. Done in one sitting though, took about an hour an ten minutes.
Prompt used: Prompt #7: “Dare To Be Stupid”
The circumstances leading to, following, or surrounding somepony uttering the question, “How could Twilight Sparkle be so stupid?”
Spike and Starlight tag along on a couples night out with their friends. It's strictly platonic though because 'dating isn't cool'. Right?
When Spike and Starlight get invited to a couple's night out with their friends, they agree just for the sake of doing something with their weekend. But they would never get caught up in the hype of romance like their friends have, though. They're way too cool for that, right?
How did Fluttershy pull off those quick-changes, anyway?
Lesson learned. Crisis resolved. Rarity's reputation and Saddle Row are both intact.
But the question remains, how did Fluttershy pull off all of those near-instantaneous costume changes? And just what was going through her mind at the time?
Well, there are a few mistaken assumptions in those questions, as quickly became clear once everypony got home...
Contains some spoilers for S8E04, "Fake It 'Til You Make It."
Button Mash covers and breeds his mom. 'Nuff said.
Wanting a foal can lead to desperate measures for a mare, and sometimes that desire can lead to her taking unexpected paths to get one. For Button Mash's mother, Cream Heart, this leads to her having an unexpected tryst with her son deep within her estrus. Perhaps this was what she'd wanted all along; a virile stud of a stallion whom she loves. A stallion who can give her the second foal she so desires, and maybe even more.
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Contains: STRAIGHT, CONSENSUAL, INCESTUOUS FOALCON BETWEEN A MOTHER AND HER TEEN SON, anatomically correct ponies (including teats and clitoral winking, and penile flaring),a mare in estrus,voyeurism, very brief somnophilia, very hooves-on sex education,complete cluelessness about sex,olfactophilia/osmolagnia (cuz horses) , fellatio, including deepthroating, cunnilingus, multiple female orgasmsfirst-time vaginal sex/losing virginity (male),lots of discussion/fetishizing about breeding,very deep penetration,painless cervical contact and slight penetration, excessive cum,mild belly bulge, mild cum inflation, intentional impregnation/inbreeding,brief pregnancy,brief pregnancy sex,pregnant belly rubbing, and lots of love and kisses in general.
This story was a submission to Shakespearicles' contest. EDIT: This story won second place!
Top featured 2/29/20 - 3/2/20, featured 3/3/20! Thanks for reading everypony!
Hit 1k and 2k views on 2/29/20, and 3k on 3/1/20. Y'all are awesome! Thanks for reading! EDIT:This story just kept exploding, and we're up to over 10k vews as of May 22nd! Y'all are awesome!
Credits:
Written and primarily edited by me, LegionofPony. Proofread by my friend Void and proofread and edited by my other friend Laura. Thanks!
Inspired by two now-deleted arts by 'apis' on e621. It involved a young pokemon breeding his mother and getting her pregnant with his kids, twice. Sound familiar? EDIT: Thanks to a comment's suggestion, I found them! PM me if you're interested in the links to them!
Also inspired by images #1711215 by blackkaries, with a snipped version of it as my cover art, as well as #2167715 and #2187427 by tureink on derpibooru.
Cream Heart is also an OC owned by JansAnimations, and is not mine.
Which pony is right for you, the most famous human in Equestria?
Dating can be rough. Especially if you're a lonely human in the magical pony land of Equestria. But you've got to date. It's only human nature to want a mate, right?
The only difference is, you're a celebrity in Equestria. Everypony knows who you are. So who's fit for you? One of the Mane 6, it seems, would be the best choice. You always felt that the Elements of Harmony had the popularity and personalities to match your own. However, which one was best?
Dating each will answer that question!
Currently in the process of being edited.Featured on FiMFic sometime.
When the Bearers locate a hidden village whose occupants believe in having their bodies covered at all times, Rarity initially thinks she's found her people. Initially.
The Bearers have encountered more than a few mysterious hidden villages, and that just never works out. But when they come across one whose residents believe that ponies must have their bodies covered at all times, Rarity starts to wonder if she's finally found her ideal audience.
For the answer, please see 'just never works out.'
Sweetie becomes intimitely familiar with why ponies don't let colts and fillies be friends, when she discovers her filly friend only looks like a filly...
Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo are of that magical age when they engage in one of the most forbidden sexual debaucheries, known as... practice kissing! This would have no consequences whatsoever, except for the fact that absolutely everypony thinks Scootaloo is a filly. Sweetie Belle is so boned.
Plaid Stripes' friendship with Gabby is strong and true, but recently the griffon has started to exhibit some rather strange behaviour. Behaviour like leaving gifts on Plaid's doorstep in the middle of the night. Gifts such as a box of dead fish.
Plaid Stripes is loving her sort-of apprenticeship at Carousel Boutique. Sure, Rarity might not have the taste and vision to appreciate her cutting-edge ideas, but it's still giving her a great opportunity to learn how to run a business. Plus, she's discovered an amazing new friend in Gabby the griffon, who is also helping out at the boutique so that she can better advise a friend back home on working in the fashion industry. And seriously, Gabby is great. She's encouraging, supportive and always there to pick Plaid off the ground when an idea hasn't exactly worked out. Which isn't that often, regardless of what Rarity says.
The only thing that's a little... weird about Gabby is her recent habit of leaving strange presents outside Plaid's door at night. Plaid appreciates the ideas and input with her designs, but what is she supposed to do with a box of dead fish and Gabby's prized clarinet?
A story about crushes: In particular, strange griffon ones.
Rarity has been curious about humans even before they began migrating to Equestria. They seemed like such a fascinating and odd race, one that begs for exploration and study. With the help of a dear friend, she's able to explore one specimen all she wants.
Rainbow Dash is fast in everything - including jumping to conclusions and gossiping. One day, she eavesdrops on a rather lewd conversation between Rarity and local human and it goes downhill from there. Then Celestia gets involved...
A cowboy finds himself in the company of a unicorn. A very whiny, needy unicorn with a compulsive need to be fabulous and an unexpected knack for gunslinging.
Being a cowboy is usually very straightforward. Frank, however, finds himself in over his head when he meets a unicorn - a very whiny, needy unicorn with a compulsive need to be fabulous and an unexpected knack for gunslinging.
In a world where nothing comes easy and everything is incredibly dirty, a man and a pony are going to have to rely on each other to make it through.
What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
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