TD and Celestia. Without a doubt one of Equestria's greatest rivalries. Imagine Celestia's surprise when she is asked out on a date by none other than TD.
One day Celestia finds herself being asked out on a date by TD, a human famous for punching her in the face.
You know what to expect. ...... Or not. I REGRET NOTHING
Set in a Universe where TD did not go on his Journey. Intended to be a non-canon side story.
Hi. I'm Alexander Stepanowski. I'm a Brony. Today I discovered that Equestria is real. No, I didn't go there. I may have, uh, accidentally - let's go with that - abducted one of the princesses. Now, before you get too angry with me, I swear there's a perfectly logical explanation for this!
And for why I now ask myself if it's okay to love a Pony.
It has been almost a year since you woke up face firmly planted in the dirt path of a small village's park in the world of Equestria. Now, one faithful morning, you will be forced to survive what every male in world has to survive... The Heat.
Almost one year after you woke-up with a face full of dirt in the middle of a dirt path in Ponyville's central park, you have finally managed to create some semblance of a normal life. You have a modest one bedroom home. You have a job that you enjoy doing. And above all, you have managed to make plenty of friends.
A huge step up from when you first arrived... in your pajamas, confused, covered in dirt, and stumbling among a throng of panicking colorful ponies.
You sometimes can't help but remind some of them of this embarrassing first contact. And they in turn can't help but remind you of that scream (which was most certainly NOT unmanly) you let out when you found out you weren't dreaming.
Yes, you have come a long way from those first panic stricken screams. And you have managed to learn a lot about Equestrian culture and their way of life.
But sometimes, certain things get left out, and you are forced to learn them the hard way... in every sense of the word.
(A 2nd person story involving you, the reader, and any pony, stallion or mare, that you are unfortunate enough to cross paths with.)
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If you are reading this, then I assume you have some interest in this story. However, I should probably point out that if the interest that drew you here is the kind of interest that I think it is... Sorry to say that you may have a bit of time to wait.
This story is Mature because of the subject matter. Which is the urge of ponies to make more little ponies.
As of right now, nothing more than perhaps a bit of heavy petting is planed out. However, this may change at a later date depending on numerous factors... Mainly if laziness doesn't get in the way.
For right now though, enjoy my attempt at some comedy, romance, and all around horribly written randomness.
Rarity and Anon figure out their mutual attraction during a very "heated" day.
What's not to love about Rarity? She's beautiful, classy, intelligent, and generous.
Anon knows all these things, and is fortunate enough to experience it every day. However, he is quite certain that she would never feel the same way about him.
Ever had to deal with a bunch of overfriendly mares out of the blue? Eric Reed found out. If you're not into ponies, It's not fun.
Eric Reed was thinking about some of the girls back in his old, human world, wishing he could have a girlfriend. A human girlfriend. But before he knew it, Eric found himself having to deal with the affections of his suddenly overfriendly pony friends. Who may or may not take "no" for an answer. He's not into ponies like that, so this becomes really weird for him.
And things will only get weirder.
In the many months he's known them, none of his friends have ever once showed any real hints of a romantic interest in Eric. Why would they start doing it now...?
Like similar short stories I've wrote, and still writing, this story takes place after the events of my "A Giant Adventure to Equestria" story, but this isn't really a sequel to it. You can enjoy this story without needing to read "A Giant Adventure to Equestria, but here's the link to it if you want to read it, and to learn about Eric's backstory. http://www.fimfiction.net./story/427481/a-giant-adventure-to-equestria
When asked by one of the fillies in town to touch her in her naughty place. Who was Anon to say no?
Anon has such a simple life and simple needs here in this new land of Equestria. However, when one of those needs isn’t being met and one of the fillies named Petunia asks him to touch her in her naughty place.
For longer than she can remember, the Princess of the Sun has been trying to bear an heir to the throne with no success. No stallion, no gryphon, no creature in the whole of Equus has been able to give her what she has wanted for so long. A child. A baby.
But there is a new being in her little kingdom, one that she happens to be very familiar with. One that wasn't born on Equus. One who might be able to make her wish come true.
Anonymous joins a group of teen ponies on a trip to Pegasus Peak with the hope of winning the love of Princess Cadance. However, a storm is brewing on the horizon and may pose a challenge to the group of young adults.
Anonymous joins a group of teen ponies on a trip to Pegasus Peak with the hope of winning the love of Princess Cadance. However, a storm is brewing on the horizon and may put the group of young adults in grave danger.
As mildly interested in Anthropology, I always sorta wanted to be human, but not for real! Now that it has, all sorts of things are getting weird around here. I'm a mare, not a dude! Humans aren't real... right?
Curious about the number 23? Come check out the story that inspired Jim Carey's manager to ban any more movies with numbers for titles!
Even though Lyra Heartstring's "Anthropology" was discontinued from circulation years ago, my friends and I were still mildly interested in humans. Things got strange one day when I found my cutie mark had disappeared. Nopony has ever had a cutie mark disappear before, so where the heck did they go? And who messed with my mane?!
Written in tribute to a great guy... or is it pony now... named Twisted Spectrum, and the story they wrote five years ago that nearly made the world burn.
Disclaimer! May contain language, sexual situations, violence, and jokes not suitable for children, unless you let your kids watch Game of Thrones. In that case, you're awesome. Just not at parenting.
In order to get more dating experience, Twilight Sparkle decides to create her own romantic companion for practice. What could possibly go wrong?
For the longest time, Twilight Sparkle had problems with dating. Although she was the Princess of Friendship, the stallions she had attempted to progress beyond friendship with always seemed to shy away, sometimes at a rapid gallop. Well, this time she has the problem solved. If she can't find a stallion who will be romantic with her, she is going to make a stallion who wants to be romantic with her.
As a result of her studious research, Twilight Sparkle had discovered that the key ingredient in Zecora's memory potion was unicorn essence... and that essence had to be harvested from a family member! Now she just has to actually COLLECT it!
Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Glimmer did their homework, researching the strange and shadowy past of the unicorn memory spell that had saved Ponyville from the encroaching vines of the Everfree Forest. It was then that they discovered the well-kept secret of the extremely frequently used EUV, long thought to mean Equestrian-Universal-Volume augmenter... but which actually meant essentia unicornis virilem...
Unicorn Ejaculate.
Even crazier, Starswirl's potions had additional requirements built into them... requiring EUC to be collected by an alicorn... from a family member!
Follow along with Twilight as the family dinner she'd gone to suddenly becomes an opportunity to gather the critical ingredient that could end up saving Equestria... and see if she is able to resist the temptation to do her duty... and her brother.
Twilight needs to brew a new brew of Zecora's potion of Alicorn remembrance... Unfortunately for her the key ingredient must come from an inconvenient source: her brother's stallionhood!
Everyone knows that Twilight Sparkle is prepared... well-prepared... over-prepared.
So when she determines that a second flask of the potion Zecora gave her to defeat Discord's chaotically sown seeds, nothing will deter her... even when Starlight Glimmer's research determines that the only source for a key ingredient must be distilled from the 'essence of a virile unicorn stud'. Even worse, the archaic requirements suggest that the stallion must be Shining Armor... and the extractor must be Twilight herself!
Embarrassing conversations, comedic misunderstandings, and raunchy jokes are inevitable... as well as a clop-filled evening.
Warning contains: incest, mare on mare, mare on stallion, excessive cum
After his sudden death on his way to school due to an idiot driver, Ken Williams wakes up to find himself as a strange quadruped with wings and a horn.
Set shortly after the season 5 premiere, but before episode three
Romance tag readded due to a lack of a certain mare having a ship in the finale.
Normally, Ken wouldn't have minded finding an excuse to get out of school. However, being hit by a car and suddenly waking up as a strange four legged creature with purple fur, wings and a horn is not something he'd have chosen just to play hooky.
Now in a world he continually doesn't understand and makes him... now a her, want to pull her hair out, Ken must learn how to coincide with the creatures of Equestria, while finding her place in this bizare world that defies all senses of logic she was raised with. On top of that, she's now apparently a princess and has to deal with nobles fawning over her, including one male who she knows is definitely just trying to get into her new female parts to breed, and she'll have none of that.
Of all the things she could've chosen to get out of school, this was definitely not one of them and she just wants to go back to normal. Sadly, that doesn't seem likely to happen any time soon.
Though not pertaining to the main character, Romance tag does still apply to other characters in this story. It's just the Tag Limiter wouldn't let me keep Romance Tag after I edited the description a little, so had to remove the tag, even if it still holds some small weight on the story.
Featured Box 16-18/8/2015. Okay. Seriously did not see that coming.
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Once again, Spike being Twilight's one and only assistant, gives into one of her crazy experiments.
After a long day of running around Ponyville, Spike expects to come home and relax, but Twilight has other ideas. After using a spell to change him into a pony their night and relationship change forever.
One night while perusing the dreams of Equestria's citizens, Luna gets curious and against her sister's explicit request, looks into the dreams of her sister... apparently despite being ruler she likes being 'ruled'.
One of the duties of Princess Luna is to safeguard the dreams of Equestria's citizens, often case she'd avoid perusing the dreams of those whose dreams were 'intimate' unless she was feeling particularly rowdy and daring. However, one individual's dreams she was specifically requested to avoid was her sister's. However, on one particular night, her curiosity gets the better of her and she wanders inside...
Was that Celestia being led naked through the throne room... by herself?!
THIS WAS A REQUEST If you want something done just PM me. No guarantees on completion, but I will put it in my idea bank for eventual writing... maybe. Just hit me up. Featured 27/10/17 Tags:Futanari, incest, threesome, domination, exhibitionism, humiliation, voyeurism, selfcest, forced orgasm, diphallia, penis growth, some light degradation. THERE IS NO RAPE.
When The Royal Sisters are transported to a country at war, they must find its hero if they ever want to get home and stop the madness of the daedra.
The Daedric Prince of Madness is a man of unknowable motives. There is no way of understanding the insanity that he unleashes upon others or what he will do in the next moment.
When he goes to check up on his old Brother in Madness Discord, he is unpleased to find a completely peaceful land devoid of chaos. The first thing he takes his frustrations out on are the Royal Sisters. The next thing they know, they are transported to a savage world of magic engulfed in war. At opposite ends of the province, they must quickly learn to survive without each other, and find the mighty hero of the land, if they are to ever to fulfill the prophecy, make it home, and end the madness of the Daedra. That is if they can handle the madness of the hero they are to meet....
(This is going to take place after Season 3 and before Season 4)
(The Dragonborn in this is going to be based on the default Nord look to make the story flow a little better. His personality will be somewhat reminiscent of Star-Lord's from Guardians of the Galaxy: Just a bit silly in his free time, but serious and stoic when the situation calls for it.)
(To all those wondering, don't worry, the Death tag is only there cause naturally, Skyrim is a place where you can almost use literally anything to kill someone and almost anything can kill you. And the Sex tag is only there for occasional IMPLIED sexual stuff, and a little romance, nothing too overblown) meaning: it has a PG-13 Rating. So nothing is actually described in explicit detail
(And because of his help on this, Mr. Aquino is going to join with me to bring a certain Merc with A Mouth into the story at one point in the future for a triple crossover that will last for a few chapters. PREPARE FOR NONSENSICAL FUN!)
(And just as any author on this site will tell you, be gentle with me, this is my first fic, so there's no guarantee that it will exactly be perfect.)
Fluttershy thought she was fully prepared for motherhood. She could have never expected the curveball life would throw her way.
Fluttershy had read every book there was on motherhood. She read every pamphlet and brochure she could get her hooves on. She was ready... or so she thought.
Neither she nor Spike could have ever prepared for the curveball life decided to throw them and they looked everywhere for help in figuring out what to do.
But maybe they already had everything they needed all along?
With the advent of the Canterlot wedding, change is coming. Sweet Leaf is an undercover changeling love collector, wife, and co-owner to the Sweet Roast Cafe, she can only hope that change is kind.
It’s the week before the Canterlot wedding and tensions are high, even more so for the changeling love collectors. With the results of the wedding, life is going to change drastically, regardless of the outcome.
For one co-owner of the Sweet Roast Cafe, wife to a loving stallion, and undercover changeling, Sweet Leaf can only hope this change is kind.
I... I honestly don't know what to say
