Josh is caught up with another little filly. This time, it's Diamond Tiara. And this time, the precocious filly knows exactly what she wants and how to get it.
Another foal to babysit?
Josh was tricked into looking after Diamond Tiara. And he's pretty pissed off that his weekend with the sexy little filly who had previously seduce him was now not happening.
Just a weekend with a stuck-up, bitchy foalzilla instead of a weekend of being alone with the precocious Silver Spoon.
Little does he know, Diamond Tiara is a little bit precocious herself...
Scootaloo and a human screw. Mainly due to a badly-made brew.
Scootaloo is at Nick's place for the weekend. But she has a little secret that she hasn't told Nick. For the past few weeks, the poor little filly has been been having trouble with a certain 'need' brought on by a failed potion of Applebloom's.
She's quite certain on how to solve her problem, and Nick is going to be the one to (reluctantly) help.
This story obviously contains foalcon!. Come into my comment section bitching about foalcon and be met with a swift block.
A human is roped into foalsitting the spoiled Silver Spoon. Something something something SEX!
Trigger warning! Foalcon! Silver Spoon is older than in the show, but still illegal in at least 37 alternate versions of Equestria!
Josh is roped into 'foalsitting' Silver Spoon for a weekend. But little does he know that the young filly is experiencing her transformation into a young adult, and the surge of hormones with it. That special time in a filly's life, a throwback to the 'estrus' of ancient, uncivilized ponies.
So Josh finds himself alone, for a weekend, in a mansion, with a seriously cute, seriously needy filly.
Will he be able to resist the charms of Silver Spoon?
Changes are coming to two different worlds, whether anypony, or anybody, is ready for them or not.
Change happens, no matter what any creature wishes. Actions have consequences, no matter how badly you want to ignore them. And now, magic is starting to grow in the human world in a very big way, a way that can't be hidden in a single high school.
With the inevitable coming, inhabitants of two worlds have to scramble to get a grip on what's going on before it flows out of control. Hopefully they can figure out this new magic in time to ensure a peaceful relationship between the two worlds.
Too bad there's another party interested in magic...
Discord's homeless, powerless, and needs somewhere to crash. Twilight's castle seems like a good idea. This'll surely work out great for both of them.
When a major magical mishap leaves Discord homeless and seemingly without his powers, he gets it in his head that he can simply stay with Twilight until he has somewhere else to go. He's rather insistent, too.
But hey, having an annoying and presumptuous roommate that causes ridiculous and unpredictable things to happen all around them simply by existing can't be all that terrible, can it?
...on second thought, maybe don't answer that. Just pray she doesn't end up falling in love with the fool.
You have come to Haywaiian to make some research for your next book. It is here in this island paradise that you meet the diamond dog, Holly and a shark pony named Jagged Nibble. Enjoy your stay.
You are a unicorn stallion who has just arrived on the Haywaiian Isles by airship to gather some research for your next book. As you step off the ramp, a few pounds lighter after the wobbly ride, you meet your tour guide and begin your exploration across the islands.
While the diamond dog by the name of Holly might be your tour guide, there are other interesting characters that await you here in Haywaii. Some of which can be pretty intimidating. Enjoy your stay.
Note: It needs to be noted that I do consider the story: Somewhere, Beyond the Sea, by Lupine Infernis to be canon with this story/universe, so if you don't wish to spoil that story for yourself, please go ahead and read it and come back here. You will understand why.
Of course, if you don't want to, then you don't have to. It is merely a suggestion.
My good friend, Quillian Inkheart, was a big help when it came to working on the Haywaiian setting. In addition to his advice he also preread and edited the story for me.
Twilight has learned that ponies love to talk about her, since she became a princess. They especially love to talk about her love life.
If there was one thing Twilight Sparkle had learned since ascending to alicornhood and becoming a princess, it was that ponies talked. Then, quite suddenly, they were talking about her.
And then they were talking about her love life since she was a single princess, unmarried and approachable.
She was still getting used to that part.
She was especially getting used to talking about it with Sunset.
5/14/2018: Now with cover art designed by the very generous Novel-Idea! Thank you so much!
When Anon is left with a child, he must find the strength to take care of her.
Anon's life has been simple since he appeared in Equestria. However, one night, everything changes as he finds a child unlike any other on his doorstep. Does he have what it takes to take care of her? With the help of his friends, he might have a fighting chance.
Jet Stream is a powerful industry leader in the burgeoning equestrian aerospace industry and a struggling single father, in that order. His lack of patronly parenting skills reaches its azimuth one afternoon when his lust overrides his reason. ABORT!
Based on the OC Characters by the legendary artist: Shinodage. Specifically an artwork recently posted by him which may be affiliated with the number NSFW 1589326
Jet Stream had a very tough week at Equestria's first annual aerospace conference in Canterlot. More than half of his projects required monetary support from the Royal Rocketry Commission, represented at the conference by the notorious Ms. Harshwhinny. An infamous tease, Jet Stream had done everything he could to seduce the older mare, only for her to finally take his competitor Tesla Musk up to her hotel room.
Returning home once the conference was finished, frustrated, tired and not thinking straight, he is met with the unexpected sight of his young daughter - who was supposed to still be at her mother's house.
Sexually frustrated, mentally exhausted, and confronted with an attractive, innocent young filly who adores him - will Jet Stream manage to hit the NO GO switch on this pending launch? Or will his main engine ignite and propel him to a completed mission?
Featured 11/20/17 - 11/23/17!
Warning contains: incest, fillycon, anal, M/F, light belly bulging. If you're not a fan - look elsewhere.
FEATURED: 26/11/2018. HiE, parody of the whole "We make ponies feel good". crackfic with plot. Buck is a human soldier that finds himself in Equestria and to survive he uses his only skill outside killing: Massages, and those work great on ponies!
FEATURED: 10/11/2017 FEATURED: 26/11/2018 I have always been very attracted to the “Humanity, Fuck Yeah!” threads online and I wanted to try making one story on that level about a Human in the MLP Universe. Crack story Strong terms and Themes (you’ll see in the first chapter already) Human in Equestria. The plot is simple: We have fingers, they have hooves...Would that make Humans WAY better than ponies in giving massages then? Here they do, and the Human MC gives “Heavenly good ones” for reasons (his mother always suffered of back pains, he learned to give massages since he was a kid because professionals costed too much and once reached thirty-five years of age he had long become a ‘Master’.)
The crack part of the story is...Those massages feel TOO GOOD, LUDICROUSLY GOOD! So much that even the most rotten Bad Guys actually add divergences on their EEEEEEEVIL! Plans just to make sure the Human massages also fall in their possession, everybody want those fingers to work their magic on their backs, EVERYBODY!
...Everybody but Princess Luna asshe won’t be fooled! It is clear that the Human massages are hiding some EVIL CORRUPTING MAGIC! (She is an expert after all!) so she won’t be Corrupted by those vile tricks! NEVER!
Pretty much a Silly 'Tinfoil-hat’ Luna fighting against a conspiracy only she can see.
NO, IT’S NOT BASHING! Just some randomness thrown in.
Why is all this happening? Easy...The secret it’s all in the hands.
Finding a job is hard. Finding a job in Canterlot when you’re a five foot eight bipedal alien is even harder.
Being the sole human in a city full of judgemental unicorns has a pretty detrimental effect on a guy's employment prospects, a fact Luke Nona has become all too aware of. After a year of scraping by in Equestria’s capital, he still doesn’t have a job. That all changes when a certain Princess calls in a favour from a supermodel.
Beware of spoilers in the comments.
Fleur x human romance, with a fair helping of lewdness planned in later chapters. Blatant wish fulfilment at its finest, yes—but who doesn’t want to fall in love with Canterlot’s prettiest supermodel?
Cover art originally by skyline19, but has been slightly tweaked for this story. The original derpibooru upload can be found here. Pre-read by JimboTex.
A young orphan girl runs away from home to keep from being seperated from her best friend, a young Percheron Stallion.
A young human girl runs away from home with her best friend, and finds herself much further from home than she ever expected. Her arrival in Equestria will cause ripples that affect ponies from the lowest to the highest.
Meanwhile, a young Nocturne mare begins an epic quest to earn the right to clean Princess Luna's porcelain throne. Be sure to check out the Continuation. "How to Train Your Batpony" Not a Clopfic!
Let me extend thanks to Georg for letting me play with some of his characters and situations, and for proof reading and contributing some really good lines here and there.
A seemingly incapable Rarity survives along with her human companion in the middle of the Everfree Forest.
After a new spell goes awry, Rarity must find a way back home with the help of a strange alien creature. This 'man' certainly seems capable. They'll need each others skills to make it out of the Everfree Forest alive! That is of course, if they don't drive each other crazy first.
Conceptualized before the start of season 8, but may contain elements from later seasons.
Johnny Bravo in an Equestria with Reversed Gender roles. Will he finally get what he deserves? Romance, smut, misunderstandings, and silliness.
Johnny Bravo in Equestria, but with reversed gender roles. Where mares are supposed to be the ones to be tough and 'marely' (manly). And most stallions are prissy, fickle, and demanding, due to the easy access of mares thanks to the ratio of males to females, and the dynamics of a herd relationship.
Expect a clueless Johnny, eager and loving mares, and lots of hopefully funny misunderstandings, romance, sexual undertones and moments, and lessons and musings on love and relationships.
Perspective will shift between Johnny Bravo and the ponies between mini chapters, and I'll use bold and italics when the character whose perspective the story is currently written from is talking.
In a time shortly after Luna's banishment, Celestia finds herself on the brink of war with a rival nation. Hoping to avert disaster, she seeks out someone very special: Tercio Krosus. A soldier, a confidant, and the only living human in Equestria.
One month has passed since Princess Celestia was forced to banish her own sister. Suddenly alone and with the weight of rule squarely on her shoulders, the sovereign of Equestria has become but a shell of her former self, maintaining a facade of confidence that hides growing doubts and lingering regrets.
When a devastating attack is launched on her nation by a vindictive, opportunistic foreign ruler who will stop at nothing to see a generations-old grudge resolved, the weakened Celestia seeks to stem the flow of soldiers that now pour over Equestria's borders and put an end to the bloodshed. In her darkest hour, she turns to the aid of an unexpected confidant: A steadfast soldier, a loving brother, someone she has watched grow and mature since he was but a child.
Cadance is off to an important meeting with the other princesses, but she's seen to it that Shining Armor won't miss her much. She's instructed every mare in the Crystal Palace staff to "entertain" him while she's gone.
This will be published over the course of three days, on a timeline that matches the story’s timeline. (Pacific Standard Time) Cover art adapted from 1393393 on derpibooru, by hioshiru.
Contains: See-through mares, infidelity with permission, 3 days of increasing debauchery.(25,094 words total) Chapter 1: Surprise BJ, waking up to BJ, technically non-con. (1,138 words) Chapter 2: Teasing, groping, public BJ, butt plug. (1,421 words) Chapter 3: Thickness, cuddling, double infidelity, tit-job, thigh-job, sex, finishing in throat. (1,213 words) Chapter 4: Waking up to BJ, cuddling and grinding, threesome, face-sitting. (2,028 words) Chapter 5: Butt plug, dirty talk, impregnation teasing, proudly wearing the facial. (1,952 words) Chapter 6: Reverse gangbang, cum-swapping. (5,334 words) Chapter 7: Not finishing the job, cuddling, falling asleep mid-coitus. (836 words) Chapter 8: Waking up with sex in progress, ball-licking, accidental impregnation. (1,072 words) Chapter 9: Bondage, blindfold, face-fucking, anal creampie. (2,656 words) Chapter 10: Derpy Hooves, inadequately cleaned ass-to-mouth, incomplete blowjob. (1,326 words) Chapter 11: Impregnation, lesbians, poly relationship, MFFF foursome, multiple male orgasms. (4,683 words) Chapter 12: Cuddling, wistful romance, voyeurism, mare masturbation. (1,435 words)
Fluttershy's used to taking care of all sorts of critters. Grumpy magician unicorns, not so much.
Fluttershy is used to nursing critters of all sorts back to health. When she comes across a broken showmare, however, it will take all her patience and care to help the other pony. Especially when Trixie begrudges her help every step of the way. Can she get through to her? And can Trixie learn that she doesn't need to stand alone to stand strong?
Teacher Kindnicker has been a teacher at the Las Pegasus Livery for Colts and Fillies for many years. She didn't always teach high school students though. When she realized just how much her former students could grow-up... she changed her mind.
A quick-fic for Derpibooru... comments section wouldn't allow it to be posted! Based on nips amazing picture 1611097
Teacher Kindnicker was patrolling the halls of the Las Pegasus Livery for Colts and Fillies after-hours, making sure the boarding students there were all safely tucked away.
Unfortunately for her, her heat had just started up and she'd rather be in bed with a good romance novel and some other fun equipment.
Still, there's no shirking her duties, and she needs to check one more area before turning in... the colt's locker room.
Could there be a hot, young, colt stud in there, raring and ready to go, who could rail his old teacher's sexy plot into orgasmic oblivion?
