The Princesses find themselves at war with their neighouring countries. Celestia seeks help from the only human on Equs, so her kingdom wont crumble under the influences of her foes. At first quite silly, but quickly turns into a more serious plot.
The Princesses find themselves at war with their militarily superiour neighbours. On top of that, magic sucking anomalies appear all over Equestria. Celestia seeks help from the only human on Equs, so her kingdom won't crumble under the influences of her foes. Things ensue...
(First two chapters are a 'bit' silly. Then, it gets more serious as the story progresses.)
Warning! Story contains: high yield explosives, silly things, weapons, violence, cakes, fuzzy hugs.
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First story by the way so if you dislike it then please tell me why, my aim is to improve my writing skill. Constructive criticism is always welcome.
Umbra has never been good with Colts, but when her friends drag her out to a bar to get her some tail, she finally musters up the courage to talk to one. Only problem is, she chose Anonymous. An RGRE story
Umbra has never been good with Colts, but when her friends drag her out to a bar to get her some tail, she finally musters up the courage to talk to one. Only problem is, she chose Anonymous, the exotic human that no mare has been able to take home.
But with a bit of luck and more than a little liquid courage, Umbra might find they connect in ways she never thought possible.
Rarity has to take a trip to Ponyville Police Station to bail out a friend.
Apparently some of Rarity's friends aren't as squeaky clean as she thought.
Haven't been able to get much writing in recently so I'm doing a few one shots to warm back up. Done in using TMP prompts minus the time limit. Done in one sitting though, took about an hour an ten minutes.
Prompt used: Prompt #7: “Dare To Be Stupid”
The circumstances leading to, following, or surrounding somepony uttering the question, “How could Twilight Sparkle be so stupid?”
The Cakes left you and Pinkie Pie the responsibility of making a few orders after hours while they are away. Depravity and silliness ensue.
You have had your eye on Pinkie Pie ever since you started working at Sugarcube Corner. You enjoyed working with such an energetic, funny, cute, and happy mare. Unfortunately the Cakes have a family emergency in Canterlot and left you and Pinkie to run the store for a weekend. Fortunately Pinkie has an absolutely fantastic way to pass the time.
Contains: Pinkie Pie, anal sex, rimming, 69, banana split cliche, spanking, completely inappropriate use of whipped cream, food play, and Pinkie Pie philosophy.
After having been captured and exposed to Queen Chrysalis several times, Princess Cadance comes to the realization that something is terribly wrong
Cadance, the Princess of Love, hasn't been doing so well. Several weeks after having been freed from Queen Chrysalis, for the second time, she's begun to fall ill with some unknown malady. Seeking the assistance of Sunburst, she hopes to find a solution to her problem but, unfortunately, things aren't as simple as they first appear.
Had an absolute blast with this and I'll almost certainly be writing more on this in the future. I'd love to hear your thoughts so, by all means, leave a comment below!
One stormy evening in 1825, Ludwig van Beethoven was followed by a mysterious shadow and transported into Equestria.
It was 1825, and it's been a year since Ludwig van Beethoven had premiered his Ninth Symphony. One evening as he did his daily walks in the Austrian countryside, a surprise storm forced the composer back into his cheap, rented room. Where a mysterious shadow whisked him away to Equestria, taking everything, including his music along with him.
Holding Ludwig captive against his will, the shadow tells him that if he ever hopes to see all he knows and loves in Vienna, he would have to give him something in exchange. Something priceless that only he could give. The shadow demands that he'll give Beethoven one year to compose his Tenth Symphony, or give up all hope that he will ever return home.
Please keep in mind, this story is partly edited. Only between chapters, 54 to 61 is edited by Circut Breaker.
Music for this fic are, in chronological order: - Piano Sonata No. 14 (Moonlight Sonata) 3rd Movement. - Bagatelle in F minor. - Piano Sonata No. 8 in C minor Op. 13 "Pathetique" 2nd Movement. - Für Elise. - Rondò alla ungherese, quasi un capriccio Op. 129 "Rage Over a Lost Penny". - "Music to My Ears" by DJ PON-3. - Concert Etude #4 for solo cello by Bukinik. - Cello Sonata in A Op.69: Allegro, ma non tanto, 1st Movement. - "The Old Grey Mare" Variations in the style of Beethoven. Improvised by Richard Grayson. - Salve Regina (Cello solo, arranged from the Gregorian Chant by Tomoyan). - Symphony No. 1, 1st Movement. - Symphony No. 1, 4th Movement. - Symphony No. 2, 1st Movement. - Symphony No. 2, 2nd Movement. - Symphony No. 2, 4th Movement. - Piano Sonata No. 17 "Tempest," 3rd Movement. - Symphony No. 3, 1st Movement. - Symphony No. 3, 2nd Movement. - Symphony No. 3, 3rd Movement. - Symphony No. 3, 4th Movement. - Piano Sonata No. 14 (Moonlight Sonata) 1st Movement. - String Quartet op. 135 (Lento assai, cantante e tranquillo). - Nocturne No. 20 in C# minor by Chopin. - Piano Concerto No. 4 in G Major, Op. 58. - Symphony No. 4, 1st Movement. - Symphony No. 4, 2nd Movement. - Symphony No. 4, 4th Movement. - String Quartet No. 13 in B-Flat Major, Op. 130: II. Presto - Beethoven - Rondo a Capriccio REMIX by TPRMX - String Quartet No. 14 in C# minor, Op131. Allegro (7th Movement) - Piano Sonata No. 29 "Hammerklavier," Op. 106: 5th Movement - The Spectacle (Razzle Dazzle) from season 5, episode 24. - Symphony No. 5 in C minor. - Piano Sonata No. 1, Ops 2. 2nd Movement (Adagio) - String Quartet no. 15 op. 132. 3rd Movement: Molto Adagio. - Nocturne in Eb Major. Op. 9 No. 2 by Chopin - String Quartet in B-flat major, Op. 130. 5th Movement: Cavatina - "The Swan," for violin and piano by Saint-Saens. - Symphony No. 6, 1st Movement - Symphony No. 6, 2nd Movement. - Symphony No. 6, 3/4/5 Movements. - Turkish March, from "The Ruins of Athens," arranged for solo piano. - Violin Sonata No. 9 (Kreutzer), 1st Movement. - "Mark Yonder Pomp of Costly Fashion," arranged by Beethoven. - Violin Concerto In A Minor, 1st Movement by Vivaldi. - Native American Music & Chants by Phil Thornton. - "Oyate Miye" (War Song) by The Native Tribes United. - "Lakota Lullaby" by Robert "Tree" Cody. - Auld Lang Syne by Beethoven. - Cello Sonata in D Major No. 5, Adagio. - Piano Trio No. 3 in C minor Op. 1 No. 3: IV. Finale (Prestissimo). - Violin Romance No 1, Op. 40. - Egmont Overture. - Symphony No. 7: 1st Movement - Symphony No. 7: 2nd Movement. - String Quartet: Große Fuge, op. 133 - Missa Solemnis: Kyrie (excerpt). - Missa Solemnis: Gloria in excelsis Deo - Missa Solemnis: Gloria; In gloria Dei Patris - Missa Solemnis: Credo; Et incarnatus est - Missa Solemnis: Credo; et vitam venturi sæculi - Missa Solemnis: Sanctus; Benedictus - Piano Concerto No.6 in B flat, K.238. 2nd Movement: Andante un poco adagio by Mozart. - Choral Fantasy for Piano, Orchestra and Choir. - Coriolan Overture - Symphony No. 8: 1st Movement. - Symphony No. 8: 2nd Movement. - Symphony No. 8: 4th Movement. - In fourore iustissimae irae, RV 626. By Vivaldi. - Symphony No. 9: 1st Movement. - Symphony No. 9: 2nd Movement. - Symphony No. 9: 3rd Movement. - Symphony No. 9: 4th Movement (Ode to Joy). - Piano Concerto No. 1, 2nd Movement: Largo, Romance by Chopin. - Piano Concerto No. 5, "The Emperor" - Bagatelle No. 3. Op. 126. - Reconstructed Largo from Oboe Concerto in F Major (Hess 12) - Symphony No. 10, Unfinished (Reconstructed by Barry Cooper) - Beethoven's Last Thoughts (reconstruction from the sketches of Ludwig van Beethoven)
After a long, hard day, Daybreaker decides to play with her favorite assistant.
Acting as the Empress to Equestria isn't easy; thankfully, Daybreaker has one hell of an assistant. Sure, Sunburst might not be cut out for soldiering, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have other uses. The stallion has a sharp intellect, an eye for detail, and he's delightfully coy. As a long day of training draws to a close, she decides to unwind with her subordinate.
Kinks Include: Male on Female, Female on Male, Femdom, Vaginal, Size Difference, A Mare of Amazoness Proportions, Creampies, and One Nerdy Stallion
[WARNING: Contains ear scratching, belly rubs, and blushing cheeks] Anonymous is sent to jail for his most heinous crimes of bullying in the second degree, there he meets a mare working as a prison guard called Cookies 'n Cream.
[WARNING: Contains ear scratching, belly rubs, and blushing cheeks]
Anonymous is sent to jail for his most heinous crimes of bullying in the second degree, there he meets a mare working as a prison guard called Cookies 'n Cream.
Written originally for the Anon in Pone Prison threads on /mlp/, which is where the OC Cookies 'n Cream (Pictured) comes from.
It turns out Marble Pie has a taste for the unusual. You, to be precise.
You’ve lived and worked on the Pie family rock farm for the greater part of a year now, and throughout that time, a certain shy grey mare has been secretly pining for your affections. This is the story of how she finally gets them.
Cl0pfic starring you x Marble Pie. If shy mares are your fetish, then this smutfest will likely be right up your alley.
Big Mac’s not the most out there stallion when it comes to sex. Although he is a highly sought after male with a famous... tool. But Mac is soon to realize that some times you just don't know what you are missing until you have tried it!
Then again will every pony be able to understand the happiness he just happened to stumble into, how long will he be able to keep this under wraps? And is the fact that he is keeping it under wraps not an indication that what he’s doing is… wrong?
Having committed herself as Spitfire's mate, Rainbow Dash settles in as a homemaker. Thankfully, those potions Twilight gave her really helped with the transition, in more ways than one...
Rainbow Dash, after leaving the Wonderbolts to move in with her lover, has been having a surprisingly easy time adjusting! Life just seems so much simpler now! Dancing around the house, doing chores, and waiting for Spitfire to get home every day! Sure, she might have started filling out in a few places, and might forget things from time to time, but she couldn't be happier. Like, Twilight's magical medication really helped level her off, even if they did come with a few unexpected side effects...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Female on Futa, Bimbofication, Threesomes, Spit-Roasting, Oral, Vaginal, Rough Sex, Dirty Talk, and Copious Amounts of Spunk
Also, technically, she's already knocked up in this fic soooooo Pregnant Sex
This was a collab with my buddy Elzzombie. He did the lovely art and I crafted the story. I hope everyone enjoys it!
Twilight has a theory about the behavior of pegasus ponies and needs a subject to study. Enter Rainbow Dash.
A short comedy/shipping fic that I've had the idea of floating around my head for a while, I probably haven't done it justice, but whatever, I've actually written something, its a miracle!
A dying young man discovers that his life may not be what he thought it was, and the seemingly innocent TV show he watches in his hospital room may not be fictitious.
20-year-old Ryan Burbank is living with his girlfriend in their woodland home when he is struck by a mysterious infection seemingly out of nowhere. To everyone's horror, his sickness spreads quickly throughout his body, shutting him down one piece at a time. The doctors are at a loss of what to do about this new form of bacteria. Ryan and his loved ones choose to keep fighting until either a cure can be discovered...or the pain becomes too much. At the height of his suffering, he discovers a happy little show while watching television in his hospital room. The bright colors and happy attitudes of the cartoon equines provide him with a much-needed escape from the daily pain of being killed from the inside. Eventually, the pain becomes too much and he decides it would be better to go out surrounded by his family, in the embrace of those who kept him company throughout his short life. Just as he starts to fade, his eyes wander to the screen of the hospital room television and the cartoon ponies who adorn it. Something strange begins to occur...almost like the screen is pulling him in. Tunnel vision, maybe? No, that can't be it...why can he hear his name being called by a very familiar voice? And why is she...crying? Who is this crying, familiar voice and why does she seem to know him?
Rated "Teen" for language and the "Sex" tag is for all of the sexual humor and suggestive situations. If I decide to up the suggestive stuff in the future, I'll change the tags and rating to fit that change.
A Blue Angels pilot is saved from a fiery crash by a most unexpected savior
The Blue Angels: the greatest stunt pilot group on or above Earth. When one of their recruits is involved in a horrible mid-flight accident, the last thing he ever expected was being saved by a blue angel of his own...
^------------Inspired by this epic pic by johnjoseco.deviantart.com
WARNING: This story contains quite a bit of Applied and Theoretical Physics, so just a heads up! ^^;
Also contains strong language/suggestive content when appropriate MAY become mature later on depending on reader feedback...which I do greatly appreciate and welcome :)
Flash Sentry experiences an unforgettable encounter on the dance floor
Flash Sentry is invited to a party he didn’t plan to be a part of, abandoned by the squadmate who roped him into coming to the dance club in the first place. The night was turning out to be like the last few times he was invited into a ‘guy’s night’, him sulking at a table and drinking alone.
The night took an unexpected turn the moment his gaze met hers…
Lyra has been dating her human coltfriend for a little while now and wants to start a herd with Bon Bon. The problem is, Bon Bon doesn’t want to accept her feelings for the strange creature. Can the earth pony find love with the bizarre human?
Lyra has been happily dating her human coltfriend for a little while now and wants to start a herd with him and her best friend, Bon Bon. The only problem is, Bon Bon doesn’t want to be a part of a herd with the human. Bon Bon loves Lyra with all her heart, but she just can’t seem to relax and open up around the scary bipedal creature.
This won't stop Lyra. She knows that if Bon Bon would just give her coltfriend a chance and accept him for who he is, then she too will find love with him. She knows it in her heart to be true and once Bon Bon can accept her feelings for Chris, then they will become a happy family together. It would all work out perfectly in the end… Right?
Contains: Adorable relationship shenanigans, cute cuddle sessions, and clop. All the clop scene will be sectioned off into its own chapter and will be optional. If you just want to read a romance story without the sexytime, then that option will be easily available to you, but if you do skip it then you will be missing out on some adorable cuddles.
After his 'encounter' with Princess Celestia in the throne room, Anon's life had come to a bit of a lull. That quickly revolves itself after a misunderstanding and a timberwolf attack leads him back to Canterlot. Shenanigans ensue.
Several months after his 'encounter' with Princess Celestia in the throne room, Anon's life had come to a bit of a lull. He was content in his solitude and was enjoying spending his days doing... not much at all. And occasionally abusing boops to get his way, but that's less important.
When he comes to realize the difference between solitude and loneliness, he sets out to fix it.
After getting shipped off to Canterlot due to some slight misunderstandings and slight timberwolf attacks, there's a tab bit more to deal with than he'd expect.
Like Princess Luna. And rebuilding bridges with Twilight. And Princess Celestia's odd behaviour.
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