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THot Cocoa is Illegal in Yakyakistan

Likes: 283 Dislikes: 3

on Fimfiction, by Jack of a Few Trades

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeGallusYonaPrince Rutherford

Yona discovers hot cocoa for the first time. Yakyakistan will never be the same.

Yona experiences the wonders of a nice cup of cocoa on a cold winter day for the first time, and she's eager to share her discovery with her friends and family back home.

Yakyakistan may never recover.


Edited by Muggonny, MissytheAngle

Prereading by BootyPopperzZz

Cover art by Trickate

An entry in The Discovery, a Student 6 Writing Contest.

A retrospective on the story.

EHot Swap

Likes: 275 Dislikes: 4

on Fimfiction, by semillon

MLP: FiMRomanceDramaSlice of LifeEmberThoraxOcellusSmolder

Thorax and Ocellus switch lives for a day.

Thorax has had months. Months, of working tirelessly as the Ruler of the Changeling Hive and he is absolutely exhausted. He can barely stay awake when he comes to visit Ocellus at the School of Friendship to see how she's doing.

Ocellus, being the smart cookie that she is, comes up with a plan: She can pretend to be him, and he can go relax for a day.

Desperate, he accepts, but on the condition that he goes to class disguised as her and takes notes so she doesn't fall behind. After that, he can sneak off and finally get to sleep.

But then Smolder and Ember get involved.


Now with a Spanish translation!

THow Laser-Pointers got banned in Equestria

Likes: 73 Dislikes: 9

on Fimfiction, by NeoLuna

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeTwilightCelestiaLunaBat PonyRoyal Guard

It turns out that laser pointers are able to control the minds of bat ponies

Laser Pointers are banned in Equestria, and if one is found its owner will not be getting a trial, parole, or a phone call. Why, well they kind of mind control bat ponies into acting like lemmings if it means catching that weird red dot.

WARNING!!! MLP MOVIE SPIOLERS!!!

THow many friends have you made today?!

Likes: 4562 Dislikes: 222

on Fimfiction, by Sarcastic Brony

MLP: FiMSadSlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaPrince BluebloodMain 6Anon

Anon likes to keep to himself, but Celestia thinks he should make friends.

Anon likes his life to be simple. He wakes up, goes to work and sometimes gets himself a good book to read while he is home. It's a routine that he likes to follow, it makes him feel like he has a bit of normality with his life in Equestria. The fact that having Celestia come crashing into his home as part of his routine should prove that his life is anything but normal.

(Thanks to PeerImagination for editing!)

THow many have you forgiven today?

Likes: 3283 Dislikes: 193

on Fimfiction, by Sarcastic Brony

MLP: FiMDramaSlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightCelestiaLunaPrince BluebloodAnon

Anon is trying to move on with his life after what happened in Ponyville but it's hard to ignore what's right in front of him.

Things are a lot better for Anon since the events of Ponyville. His store is doing great and he enjoys the company of all his friends. As the days go on, he finds that the problems of the past are quick to haunt him as he is forced to face the one thing that hurt him the most.

THow many lovers have you made today?

Likes: 1362 Dislikes: 65

on Fimfiction, by Sarcastic Brony

MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightCelestiaLunaAnon

With things improving, Celestia is now interested in trying to court Anon but things are never that simple when it comes to Anon.

For Anon, so much has changed in a little amount of time. He can't really complain about it either. Things are getting better and he knows that the sisters are happy too. However, there's been a change in Celestia, it's small but it still has him questioning the reason. Did he do something wrong or could it be something else?



A special thanks to the following people:
PeerImagination, Dedicated and always ready to proofread any story I make. (c1-13)
SirReal, Countless hours of editing and refining my story. (c1-8)
Proofreading (c1-6) by Ra1nbowCrasH and Anonimous
I appreciate all the time you've invested in my stories.

THow my Little Brother Became an Alicorn

Likes: 453 Dislikes: 53

on Fimfiction, by WiseFireCracker

MLP: FiMSadSlice of LifeTragedyHumanTwilightCelestiaPrince BluebloodOC

I used to love that premise. I thought it made for a fun debate of nature vs nurture and all that. I just never expected it to happen. Now Tom's gone and I don't know what to do!

I used to love the idea of a human getting to visit Equestria. It sounded like a good way to set up so many shenanigans, except it's plagued with boring characters or really cliché ones or... the dreaded Sue.
I never expected it to happen. For real.
No, that's not real. What am I saying? Tom's... missing. Yes, and I will find him. He's not in the show... that's ridiculous. Don't say such things! My little brother can't be part of the show! It's just a coincidence that this little alicorn showed up, spoke with his voice, has the exact same personality and is based on his personal design for his alicorn OC!
IT'S NOT REAL!

What am I supposed to do now?

THow to Disappear Completely

Likes: 858 Dislikes: 84

on Fimfiction, by shortskirtsandexplosions

Equestria GirlsDramaSadSlice of LifeHumanOtherFlash Sentry

Flash Sentry's world sucks. Maybe it's high time he left it.

(Indeed)

Cover Art by amalgamzaku aka mix-up

EHow to Preen Your Chicken

Likes: 3651 Dislikes: 50

on Fimfiction, by Drakkith

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeRainbow DashScootaloo

After a long day of flight practice with Scootaloo, Rainbow Dash teaches the filly a little about preening.

After a long day of flight practice with Scootaloo, Rainbow Dash discovers the filly knows next to nothing about preening and takes it upon herself to teach her.

Warning: May Contain Feels and/or D'aww moments.

Featured on FIMFiction on 7/20/2013. Yay!
Featured on EQDaily on 09/12/2013 Double Yay!
Reading by TheLostNarrator (excellent!): Here
Reading by DRWolf: Here
Reading by Joehighlord: Here
Riffed by Draklox: Here
Korean Translation: Here
Spanish Translation: Here
French Translation: Here
Chinese Translation: Here

EHow to Raise a Changeling Queen

Likes: 697 Dislikes: 7

on Fimfiction, by Captain_HoneyDew

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeAlt. UniverseTwilightCelestia

Princess Celestia finds a baby Changeling Queen during her travels. She had intended to bring her back to Canterlot only temporarily, until she could find the hive the Queen belonged to. For now though, the Changeling Queen was just Twilight Sparkle

Changelings and ponies had always been natural enemies of each other, especially with the crystal ponies when they were around. Why wouldn't they be? Changelings were like parasites, feeding off the love that ponies gave off and driving them to illness.

However, Changelings had begun to decline. What started out with as seven hives have diminished down into three, all of which had gone into hiding so well that most ponies didn't know what changelings even were. Even Celestia had not seen one for quite a while, a long feat for an immortal pony.

Until she found a nymph. A new Changeling Queen.

Unable to find it within herself to abandon the changeling, Celestia ends up taking the nymph back to Canterlot under guise as Twilight Sparkle. The plan was simple; find the hive that Twilight belonged to and return her back to be raised with her race.

Of course, despite everything she learned through her long life, she had forgotten that things were never that simple.

For starters, she did not anticipate herself to grow fond of Twilight as time began to pass, or to beam in happiness when Twilight began to refer to her as mom.

Many Many Thanks to my Pre-Readers: Rewrite and Doctor Disco (Welcome to the Team Doctor!)

EHow To Slowly Ease Your Way Into An Immortal Being’s Heart

Likes: 363 Dislikes: 15

on Fimfiction, by TittySparkles

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeCelestiaLunaAnon

Being a guest in the royal castle has its advantages, especially when you can convince one of the rulers to let you touch her fluffy ears.

 Being stuck in Equestria isn’t as bad as you would think. The creatures are friendly, the atmosphere is great, and even the rulers of the Equestria themselves are very welcoming. Naturally some people feel the need to test just how welcoming certain rulers are, and very fluffy ears are such a tempting target…
Oh, before I forget, Anon is indeed a woman in this fic.
Cover art by: Hioshiru
Edited and preread by: Not Enough Coffee and Makuta
Flash Request: 2

MHow To Suck and Fuck: Sibling Style

Likes: 314 Dislikes: 35

on Fimfiction, by An Intricate Disguise

MLP: FiMSexSlice of LifePornTwilightRainbow DashShining Armor

Rainbow, the youngest of the mane six, is clueless when it comes to making stallions happy. Twilight can help her, but just so long as Shining's willing to lend a hoof too! Well, more than just a hoof... (Light RGRE)

Being barely nineteen when all of your friends are in their early/mid twenties is a bit of a bitch for Rainbow Dash. She's used to being treated like the child of the group, and constantly boasts to cover up her embarrassment.

Only... she's found something she really can't get through without the help of a friend, and it's stopping her from pursuing relationships: she doesn't know the first thing about sex. Like, anything about how to make a stallion happy!

Twilight wants to help, but she's hardly a stallion. Luckily, her brother's visiting the castle, and what's the harm in a brother/sister teaching session?


A three part story! (Light RGRE elements.)

EHuman Blood

Likes: 1569 Dislikes: 67

on Fimfiction, by sunnypack

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightCelestiaLunaMain 6

They say a human's hair will give you eternal luck. A human's touch will cure any disease... and a human's blood will grant you immortality.

A clerical error in the Registry of Mortals sends an unwitting human to a strange land. It wouldn't be so bad, if the ponies there weren't out for his blood.

Literally.

A little twist on the myth that unicorns were hunted for their fantastical powers.

MHuman Lover

Likes: 202 Dislikes: 29

on Fimfiction, by Gypsy Writefag

MLP: FiMSexFetishRomanceSlice of LifePornHumanLyraAnon

Lyra finally sees a real human in Equestria and offers him a job.

You, Anon, have finally made a place for yourself here in Equestria. Money is a bit tight, so you go looking for a job every day. Finally, you run into a pony who happens to love humans. She knows all about them. With a glee, she offers you a job, and you happily accept. You need the money, after all. However, the job is nothing like what you would expect.

Contains: human on pony, pet-play, impregnation.

THuman Rituals

Likes: 1976 Dislikes: 68

on Fimfiction, by Aegis Shield

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanMain 6

A human stays among ponies, mystifying them with his odd traditions and customs. It will be five years before Celestia and Twilight can send him back to his homeworld. Until then, Twilight wants to study him and have him experience pony culture. These are their stories.

EHumans Don't Have Wings

Likes: 700 Dislikes: 42

on Fimfiction, by billymorph

MLP: FiMSadSlice of LifeHumanRainbow DashCelestiaLyra

Lyra knows there’s a human hidden in Ponyville, and with the begrudging help of Rainbow Dash, she’s going to find them. The real mystery, though, is why her reluctant partner hates humans so much.

Lyra’s hunt for the supernatural in Ponyville continues unabated, and this week the object of her desire is not changelings, nor sea-ponies, but the rare and secretive human. With the help of her plucky (and irritable) assistant Rainbow Dash, Lyra is sure that this time she’s going to get to the bottom of a real mystery. However, the real question is why does Rainbow Dash hate humans?


With thanks to Thornwing, JCatt and Lord of Dorkness with their help pre-reading.

TI Didn't Mean to Kiss Scootaloo

Likes: 716 Dislikes: 44

on Fimfiction, by B_25

MLP: FiMRomanceDramaSlice of LifeScootalooSpikeMain 6

Spike deals with a growth spurt, as well as a childhood friend attracted to said growth-spurt.

Change only becomes frightening when it begins to affect you.

Spike has remained a baby while everyone else is growing up. His desire to do the same, however, lands him in a hospital bed with a strange new body.

Ponies are treating him differently, the world he once knew is no longer the same, and the onset of sudden changes are hard to adapt to. Fortunately, Scootaloo is there to ease him through his recovery.


Audio reading made possible by star912.

This story would be unreadable were it not for the editing master, Props, the handy-dandy proofreader, CitrusFizz, and man who has three pairs of eyes, Setokaiva.

Dedicated to Spike pimp himself, FamousLastWords.

MI Don't Even WANT To Fuck You!

Likes: 890 Dislikes: 37

on Fimfiction, by An Intricate Disguise

MLP: FiMSexSlice of LifePornSecond PersonTwilightEmberAnon

What's worse? Dealing with rude nobles, or a super hot dragon princess that keeps teasing you? At least one of them has a pretty sexy payoff.

You've been working as an assistant to Twilight for a couple of months now. In that time, you've become more than used to visits from self-important nobles and dignitaries, ambassadors and other assorted assholes. You hate them, of course, but making them feel well looked after is your job, and you make sure you do it well.

And then... there's Ember. When you meet her, you're first struck by her beauty, and then immediately after, you're struck by her tail for staring too long.

Can you deal with this rude, insensitive bitch long enough to get through the day, especially when Twilight leaves the two of you alone together?


A four chapter story. Cover art by Twiren. ID:2042599

EI Don't Want to Go Home

Likes: 346 Dislikes: 9

on Fimfiction, by Starscribe

MLP: FiMSadSlice of LifeTwilightScootalooCMCs

Scootaloo never dreamed she would ever know what it was like to fly. But then the Cutie Map sent her to Seaquestria, and she got her chance. Now she isn't sure she ever wants to leave.

Spoilers for S8E6


Scootaloo was overjoyed to discover the Cutie Map was sending her and her friends across Equestria for a friendship mission. It was her first time flying outside her dreams.

If she didn't do something, it would be her last.

Cover by Zutcha. Quick editing by Bitera.

EI Hugged Myself Today

Likes: 173 Dislikes: 7

on Fimfiction, by shortskirtsandexplosions

MLP: FiMSadSlice of LifeSecond PersonStarlight Glimmer

To see if I still feel.

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