Trapped in Equestria with nothing but the clothes on your back and an old mechanical camera. What's a man to do but admire the fauna?
When you find yourself trapped in an alien world inhabited by nothing but colourful Equines, with nothing but the clothes on your back and the old camera your father gave you, what's a man to do but admire the fauna?
Let's just hope none of them sees me. Heaven forbid they find out what I'm up to...
Trigger Warning: Contains foalcon, exhibitionism, an oblivious human, questionable life choices, bad decisions, and horrible misunderstandings.
Nurse Redheart helps a human adjust to living in a world far different from his own.
Jim Pike is a human stuck in a world that was clearly not suited for him. He has to adjust to the gravitational pull of this new planet, which is a bit lighter than what he’s accustomed to. Another problem is that he has no job, no money, and no housing of any kind. Which means somepony has to provide the guy with shelter until he can manage to live on his own.
Hmm...
Well, it’s not like looking after the human would interfere with Nurse Redheart’s personal life too much; she has been living by herself, after all.
Dreams can relax, excite, and give birth to any fantasy. Luna discovers that not only can she create such dreams easily, she can sell them to customers both equine and human!
A story designed to deal with a variety of sexual fantasies for paying clients. Each chapter will be different and will somehow involve Luna, as well as whatever the 'client' has dreamed up!
Per chapter kinks will be written and spoilered below!
First Customer: Human x Pony, Impregnation, Blowjob, Hoofjob, Creampie!
Pear Butter and Big Mac prepare for a shindig. Unfortunately, things go slightly off the rails...
Making ready for the annual Apple family hoedown, Pear and her strapping son put the finishing touches on the barn. With Granny Smith and Applejack in the house cooking, cleaning, and tending to baby Bloom, while Bright Mac is out to town, the two labor through the evening. With their hard work nearly done for the day, the matronly mare decides to call it quit for the evening and quench Mac's thirst...
Kinks Include: Incest, Female on Male, Oral, Vaginal, Size Difference, Transformations, Lactation, Soft Femdom, Light Musk, Worship, and Staking a Claim SPOILER NOTE:All characters are of age in this story. The potion only diminished Mac's physical size. Mentally, he's still a fully functional adult.
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Can you put a price on happiness? What are you willing to risk to find true love? What is that alien doing over there with all those pizza boxes? (RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
Can you put a price on happiness? What are you willing to risk to find true love? What is that alien doing over there with all those pizza boxes? (RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
Zecora can get pretty damn bored all alone in the forest sometimes. A few toys and a little potion magic are more than sufficient to take the edge off.
Withania discovers an insect-trapping plant and uses her gardening skills to make a pony-sized version. Plant-vore ensues.
Withania has discovered a flower which, after being pollinated by an insect, closes up before blooming again. Sometimes the insect becomes trapped in the plant during this process, and emerges afterwards seemingly none the worse for wear.
She proceeds to use a mixture of her earth pony magic and selective breeding to grow a giant version of the plant big enough to hold a pony, and then plays the role of the insect. But her earth pony nature makes her own experience unexpectedly more intimate than the insect's.
Content warning: Plant soft vore and masturbation.
She worked from home most of the time anyway, being forced to do so seemed like not that big of a deal. When the chance to help end the outbreak was presented, she went for it, and got back more than a footnote in history in return.
What happens when you realize that your life is a simulation? Well, you put the headset back on.
Twilight thought it was all so real. The ponies, the grass, the air, the shining light of the day. With the breaking of a single connection, everything comes crashing down, leaving a very confused human girl wearing a VR headset.
What happens when you realize that your life is a simulation? Well, you put the headset back on.
Twilight thought it was all so real-- the crisp morning air, the warmth of the rising sun, the ponies that went about their day-- it all seemed real to her. Yet, with the breaking of a single connection, everything comes crashing down, leaving a very confused girl wearing a VR headset.
After unintentionally viewing his parents having sex, Pound and Pumpkin Cake, and visiting Flurry Heart, intimately learn about the difference between fillies and colts.
A young Pound Cake happens to see his parents doing something, something weird and seemingly naughty. When his body reacts in an equally weird way, he explores his body...and finds the pleasure he can give himself.
As he later finds the differences between a colt and filly while playing, he confronts his twin sister Pumpkin Cake and their visiting friend Princess Flurry Heart with it. When they figure out their differences and are told of Pound's earlier experience, wanting to learn about it through exploration, Flurry decides maybe it would be more practical to learn about it first hoof.
By doing it.
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Story contains: Seperate M/F and M/F/F pairing, anatomically correct ponies (including teats and clitoral winking) unintended voyeurism (walking in on parents having sex, his mother in heat, and his mother’s impregnation) a young colt's sexual self-discovery at a young age (foalcon), fillies and a colt sexually exploring each other, incest, semi-incest, clueless first-time vaginal sex (again, consensual foalcon) including defloration and (comparatively) large insertion, very deep penetration with slight belly bulge, being watched having sex with some involvement of other party, internal cumshot, and lots and lots of curiosity and comforting throughout.
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Credits:
Written and edited by me, LegionofPony.
The story's cover image is a homebrew of my own creation using assets from 'anibaruthecat' and 'VSDrawFag' of e624, as well as show assets.
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Smart phones are the coolest thing ever, but they don't work all that well with hooves or boops.
There are all sorts of things that can be done with a cell phone, like summoning encyclopedia articles or getting aurascopes or finding out what the weather can be or talking to friends or ordering food for delivery.
A crafty human and two alicorn princesses get into shenanigans together.
Nick has lived with the royal sisters since he appeared in Equestria with no way home three years ago. In that time he made friends and gained the trust and respect of most, if not all of Canterlot Castle. He even has access to the treasury and minor command over some staff, but only for one reason: pranks.
Nick is one of the few souls capable of matching Celestia and Luna in pranks, and has been semi-willingly inducted into their endless prank war. These are some of their memorable moments.
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Because alicorns age slowly, Celestia still looks like a little filly, even though she's actually 121 years old. She doesn't fuck like a filly, though!
Because alicorns age slowly, Luna still looks like a little filly, even though she's 93 years old. Unlike her sister, though, she prefers colts her own apparent age.
Cover image adapted from the original, by Negativefox. Contains delicious, adorasexy foalcon.
Ponyville enters a moral panic when Pegasi begin uploading videos of themselves preening onto the internet.
When some of Ponyville's pegasi begin uploading distasteful videos of their private activities onto the internet, Ponvyille has a series of increasingly useless town meetings to debate the problem.
Teen for implied (but not actual) lewdness.
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All I want is a place where I fit in. Where people are happy to see me and I'll always have a part to play. Is that so much to ask? HiE, Ponified, powerless alicorn
Inspired by Night Mist's "My life as a prince" Story A young man with surprising leadership skills meets the most important day of his life, his death. Many would expect that to be that however fate has other plans. He is given a new life in a land he has never heard of, with the memories of his previous life, but now all he has are questions. What is his destiny? When will it come? What was the deity that decided that this would be his new fate? All he knows for sure is his new name, Mythic Light and he is the son of Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria
Set after the events of Twilights Kingdom, Princess Celestia found a special stallion to be with however they were taken by forces beyond either of their control, but after his death Celestia realised that she is now carrying his foal. Months later she gives birth to a Alicorn prince that she swears she will protect with every fibre of her being.
Featured page: 05/09/2014, 23/10/2014, 19/03/2016!
Mythic Light's new life has begun and destiny is waiting. What awaits him? Only one way to know for sure The characters in this story are protected by OCRA Told generally from Mythic's perspective however other character will get POV's in chapters
This particular story focuses on Mythic Lights Foal years and includes a lot of cute moments. If you have a heart condition please make sure all relevant medication is on hand while reading YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!
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Cover art drawn by the amazingly talented Balthasar999
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