When Twilight fulfills her destiny and ascends to the throne of Canterlot, everything goes black. Turns out her life is a game, and she won. Now follow Twilight Sparkle as she experiences the shiny appeal of New Game+.
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Twilight awakens one morning with an odd tic: she can't stop talking in cliches and phrases. All this, on the eve of a big speech in Canterlot, too. Starlight tries to help, but might her magical 'remedy' cause more problems than it solves?
What’s the worst that could happen when Twilight’s experiments on a plant goes wrong? It just might be enough for Filly Anon to learn a little bit more about herself in the process.
With Twilight being distracted from her true quest, she decided it would be better messing things up in the name of science. It was always a risk every time she did an experiment, but this time she must have forgotten something important and all of a sudden things were going horribly wrong and horribly right at the same time. And I’d get to watch everything happen right in front of me and outside the splash zone.
There was no chance that this was going to change.
Nope.
None what so ever.
Tags: Foalcon, Tentacles, Filly Anon so Rule 63, Little bit of profanity
Image was borrowed from Derpibooru at 1358282
Disclaimer: The language in here is a little crasser than I’d like, but it does seem a lot more fitting from Anon’s perspective. Though I want to keep the language in because I think I stayed true to the idea of Anon and exactly who that is as a person.
Twilight practices the Royal Canterlot Voice in secret.
Twilight has a secret. Specifically, she's been studying something in secret for the past couple of months, and won't tell anypony what it is that she's doing.
After his sudden death on his way to school due to an idiot driver, Ken Williams wakes up to find himself as a strange quadruped with wings and a horn.
Set shortly after the season 5 premiere, but before episode three
Romance tag readded due to a lack of a certain mare having a ship in the finale.
Normally, Ken wouldn't have minded finding an excuse to get out of school. However, being hit by a car and suddenly waking up as a strange four legged creature with purple fur, wings and a horn is not something he'd have chosen just to play hooky.
Now in a world he continually doesn't understand and makes him... now a her, want to pull her hair out, Ken must learn how to coincide with the creatures of Equestria, while finding her place in this bizare world that defies all senses of logic she was raised with. On top of that, she's now apparently a princess and has to deal with nobles fawning over her, including one male who she knows is definitely just trying to get into her new female parts to breed, and she'll have none of that.
Of all the things she could've chosen to get out of school, this was definitely not one of them and she just wants to go back to normal. Sadly, that doesn't seem likely to happen any time soon.
Though not pertaining to the main character, Romance tag does still apply to other characters in this story. It's just the Tag Limiter wouldn't let me keep Romance Tag after I edited the description a little, so had to remove the tag, even if it still holds some small weight on the story.
Featured Box 16-18/8/2015. Okay. Seriously did not see that coming.
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Featured Box again 6/11/2016 if only for a few moments. I... I honestly don't know what to say
Instead of getting Spike a birthday present, Twilight finds herself trapped in a closed universe. A fictional universe, she believes, where nothing is real. Mike has a different opinion about that.
(A PoE story.) Additional Tags: (Slice Of Life) All Twilight wanted was to give Spike a special gift for his birthday. Yes, it was a book, but it was a very special book. An Enchanted Book like that Power Ponies comic they had recently experienced. Things went wrong when Spike startled Twilight as she was working the spell for his (secret) gift. Needless to say, startling Twilight while she's in the middle of a spell can be a bad idea - as certain frogs can tell you. Twilight has every reason to believe that she is now trapped in a closed reality bubble fabricated out of her own magic, with no way out. She's lost in some made-up universe reflecting some random story line. Mike, of course, has a different opinion about the matter.
WARNING: Both Twilight and Mike love talking technical and explaining things to each other. CHAPTERS HAVE NOW BEEN RE-ORGANIZED This most excellent cover art was provided by Void Heart Twilight's World now has an audio reading. Read by No One and Nobody.
Once again, Spike being Twilight's one and only assistant, gives into one of her crazy experiments.
After a long day of running around Ponyville, Spike expects to come home and relax, but Twilight has other ideas. After using a spell to change him into a pony their night and relationship change forever.
After a long day of trading, Rainbow and Fluttershy got an orthros to trade for a book. Only, that deal's now off, but what are they meant to do with a two headed, two cocked dog?
Give it a bone.
An alternate, more fun/depraved ending of Trade Ya! (Also apparently no one's written orthros porn so there's that!)
While running errands, Fluttershy finds two abandoned nymphs deep within the Everfree Forest. She quickly decides to take them under her wing.
Fluttershy is a normal pony living a normal life. Sure, saving the world once is an achievement, but other than that she was content with the life she has.
But when she finds two abandoned changeling nymphs, her life is quickly turned upside down. Now she cares for young two creatures she knows nothing about, and they don’t seem to trust her.
She is determined to give them the best life that she can.
Fluttershy thought she was fully prepared for motherhood. She could have never expected the curveball life would throw her way.
Fluttershy had read every book there was on motherhood. She read every pamphlet and brochure she could get her hooves on. She was ready... or so she thought.
Neither she nor Spike could have ever prepared for the curveball life decided to throw them and they looked everywhere for help in figuring out what to do.
But maybe they already had everything they needed all along?
It all happened so suddenly. Everyone in the USA was living their life, then they were not on Earth. For those living on the mainland, they were still together, on a new continent. Others were thrown to the ponies, or the griffons. It gets worse.
It all happened so suddenly. One moment everyone in the USA was living their life, then in the next they found themselves no longer on earth. For those living on the mainland, they were still together. Others were thrown to the ponies, or the griffons. It gets worse.
The president is in a panic, the entire government is. How can they not be? All connection to the known powers of the world, suddenly cut off. The stars in the sky are all wrong, but who has time for that? There is no more oil coming in, Alaska's production just... stopped. Are those people alive, or are they back on Earth?
What do you get when Dashie likes your books? You get paid under the table of course!
Today seems like a perfect day to sell your books! Nothing out of the ordinary could ever happen.
Oh wait, you are in magical horse land, of course something is going to happen. Your no-strings-attached buddy Rainbow Dash might have something to do with it too.
Proof-read by Zephyr. Thanks for putting up with my writing!
I thought having to move house was stressful. Now I'm Cozy Glow and I'd glady take the stress of moving over this!
The last few weeks have not been easy.
I'd finally been able to move out of the home I've been living in in the area i've been living in for pretty much my whole life.
The move, setting things up and adapting to my new home's differences and the new location had not been easy.
Still, I'd gladly take that stress over what I'm stuck with now. One moment I'm walking through the city to head back to the house and the next I'm Cozy Glow, hovering between a buffed up Tirek and mutated Chrysalis and it looks like the Rainboom Laser of Death is headed our way.
Oh, and, before we switched places, Cozy somehow became and Alicorn.
What the fuck is going on?!
Was inspired to write this after reading My Life As A Psychopathic Nine Year Old Filly and thought I'd give it a shot, as writing a character stuck as Cozy Glow and dealing with the aftermath of all her shit, especially the finale, would be funny
Featured 19/10/2019.
Wow. Honestly was not expecting that. Thank you, everyone. I will try to do my best to make this story worth that praise.
Chrysalis's hive has gained three new souls. Not just any mere changelings, but three prophesied for grand things. Indeed, they are unlike any other before them. But just how different will these new changelings be?
Chrysalis's hive has gained three new souls. Not just any mere changelings, but three prophesied for grand things. Indeed, they are unlike any other before them.
What their mother doesn't know though, is just how different these new changelings will be.
Anonymous goes to help the Apples with their yearly harvest. A bit of tension ensues...
Traveling to Ponyville, with his good buddy Braeburn, Anon is only expecting to do some manual labor. Apparently, the Apple family could use a helping hoof, or hand, with this year's apple harvest, so the two are making the trip to help. After arriving, the man finds the biggest stallion he's ever seen, a pony named Big Mac. Tall, strong, and impressively built, there's something curious about the stallion, but he can't quite put his finger on it...
Kinks Include: Male on Male, Oral, Anal, Rimming, Musk/Scent, Sweat, Size Difference, Interspecies, and Loads of Apple Sauce
Rainbow Dash sometimes flies high for Wonderbolt training, higher than almost any other pegasus. Up there, it's just her, the earth, and the sky. It's more than enough to give a whole different perspective on things.
I... I honestly don't know what to say
