Scarlett Blade and Sektiss critique poorly written fanfiction, lamenting the nonsensical nature of clop...
Scarlett Blade and Sektiss, a pair of aspiring voice actresses, have an...interesting hobby. Simply put, they narrate salacious, often shoddily written, fanfiction for listeners on the internet. On this particular day, Scarlett stumbles across a particularly abhorrent piece of literature. Why, it's almost as if the author knows nothing whatsoever about sex! Grieving the lack of competently well written licentious literature, things take a lewd turn...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Size Difference (Borderline Hyper), Consensual Asphyxiation (Choking via a Scarf), Cumflation (Cum Inflation), and Unconscionable Amounts of Dickmare Jism
Epilogue Kinks: Autofellatio (Self-Suck), Dirty Talk, and a Free After-Dinner Snack
EXTRA LEWD KINKS INCLUDE:Poorly Narrated Stories and Fan Service...JK, I love 'em both.
Mad Props to Scarlett Blade and Sektiss. They do amazing things and this story was a collab with them.
A man and a group of ponies meet in a stone castle. He knows them, they don't know him. Life goes on in this world.
A man by the name of Devan Whitney finds himself in a familiar but strange world. One he only saw on T.V. but wanted to go to if he could. Seems like he's got his wish, but how? Why him? Read on to find out.
Second fic that I'm trying out, if you all like it then I'll continue. If not, well.. Sucks for you, I'm still gonna continue! Enjoy! I'll try and get a chapter out at least once a week if not more! I usually make these chapters within an hour of starting them so if I get excited for the next part you might get a bit more
An Equestria Girls tale. Rainbow Dash dares Sunset Shimmer to try meat. The results are not what any of them expected.
One day, Rainbow Dash notices something about Sunset Shimmer: she only eats salads, fruit, and non-meat products. So she decides to dare the former pony to try a meat product the next day at lunch. Little do they know what's on the menu that day...
A commission for user Yakopak, wherein Rainbow Dash and the newly displaced resident human share a chill bro moment over some wholesome family-friendly hallucinogenic drugs.
Audiobook by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan can be listened to Here!
Twilight has ascended only a week prior and the usual visits by mistress Celestia have stopped, what could this mean?
It has been a week since Twilight's ascension and her mistress has not come to use her services once in that time. A shocking change of pace for Celestia's prized concubine, who has serviced her mistress since as far back as she could remember. What could be keeping her so busy?
kink warnings. Belly bulge, cum inflation, huge dick, exhibitionism, impregnation, futa on mare, domination, pet play.
Special thanks to Kyo for the picture which is up in the source! Check it out! ;)
You've just been dumped off at your mother's junkyard for two weeks, and things only escalate from there.
Your name is Aileron, you are the son of Delta Vee and Jet Stream. Life's been fairly rough for you, with the constant moving around, arguments, and your own bubbly twin sister's antics, life's a whirling cacophony of headaches half the time.
And now your father, Jet, is going on another one of his 'Important Business Trips' leaving you and your twin sis Apogee to stay with Delta for a whole two weeks.
Little do you know how incredible the next two weeks ARE gonna be...
This story is based around Shinodage's askblog, Delta Vee's Junkyard. Needless to say, he owns the characters, universe, and so on, I was just given permission to fuck around in it.
This is my first attempt at writing 2nd Person and my first contribution to the little Space Ponyos universe. Obviously it's an AU, so take nothing here as canon.
Massive thanks to Shinodage for letting me use some of his art for coverart. Big thanks goes out to P-Berry for spurring the idea of it with something he said and for proof-reading and to Damien Darkside for editing/proofing the whole thing and giving me advice.
With Princess Cadence and Prince-Captain Shining Armor out on a date together, Thorax is charged with caring for their darling filly. Which means tonight is the perfect time for important things like pouncing lessons, complete with live guards to surprise!
A machine built for exploring new worlds and preparing them for possible coloization. A land of magic and friendship that has not seen the blight of war in over a thousand years. This is what happens when the two come crashing together.
.........Um, hello, my name is Doctor Daniel Phillips, and I am the lead scientist overseeing the Gateway Project, one of the most cutting-edge technologies in existence today. With it, we can open wormholes to worlds far beyond the reach of conventional space travel, and even into other dimensions if we can work out the right frequency. As of late we have discovered over a dozen habitable worlds that have been slated for colonization, but as of yet no signs of intelligent life. Yet I hold out hope that one day we might find such a world, however remote, and put our best foot forward in opening relations with our new galactic neighbors. Yet not all of the planets we find are poppies and roses, so instead of sending in humans to explore them, we have these little babies.
Oh, right, you can't see me because this is an audio-only feed. My mistake. Well, I guess I'll just have to explain it to you. These cybernetic wolves, known in our group as the Mech Hounds, are outfitted with the most advanced computers in the world, along with some of the most cutting-edge robotics and weapons money can buy. Now right at the moment we only have a dozen of these little critters, but don't let that fool you. Each of these little babies carries enough firepower to level a small town, although it would take them a couple days to do so if they were working alone. They also have the programing to work out almost any situation in a matter of seconds, although they still have many of the logic problems that most computers face when confronted with something that does not fit within the established parameters of their programming. Yet, regardless of their possible shortcomings, they do the heavy lifting upon initial exploration where humans cannot, dealing with threats as they see fit in order to assess the habitability of a planet for human use. I could tell you more, but that would be breaking protocol.
So, without further ado, I'll turn you over to our logistics specialist, who will be happy to tell you all about how these little babies are going to change the world, or rather, worlds, that humanity has come to call home.................
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This is a story that delves into the boundary between life and machine, where AI is something that has only been dreamed of, even with the most advanced computers available. Then again, these machines have never encountered magic before, so who knows what might happen. I guess you'll just have to read the book to find out for yourself.
A strange creature arrives in Ponyville and the Apples have taken it upon themselves to keep it as a pet, despite Twilight's cautious words.
A human has arrived in Ponyville that the Apples dubbed, "Anonymous." Twilight is worried he might be dangerous. They know nothing about him after all. However, the Apples still treat him like a common pet, until he begins mimicking speech.
When Starlight is left alone with Spike for the weekend, some deep-seated feelings threaten to surface. That may not be such a bad thing.
Starlight Glimmer has been pining after Spike for some time. Maybe it had been due to how comfortable she felt around him. Maybe all the times he'd been there for her. Maybe it had been a long time coming. Regardless, she was in love with Spike, and those feelings have started aching for something more than friendship.
Now, if only Starlight could get her act together and stop worrying, they might both be able to make the best of their situation.
While this story is more of a romantic tale with sex rather than a straight up clopfic, sex will indeed happen in the future. It will contain: Slow-paced romantic development, emotional instrospection, hemipenes, and cooking.
This story takes place in the future, when Spike is nice and legal, so don't worry about that.
Across the universe, two minds meet. One on Equestria, and one on Earth.
Worlds apart, Princess Celestia's dream comes into contact with a human on Earth. To her, he's a handsome stallion with a funny accent. To him, she's a gorgeous woman ruling an odd kingdom. As they go to sleep each night, they dream of each other and a bond develops that neither one expected, only to be tested as things begin to change on Earth.
A simple guy inherits the leadership of a small changeling hive and is woefully unprepared for the responsibilities thrust upon him. Yeah, he did volunteer for it, but how was he supposed to know that some dreams are real?
Tyler is your typical desk jockey; works at a desk all day, then plays games at a desk all night.
But when he accepts the duty of leading a small changeling hive in a dream, he finds himself woefully unprepared for the responsibilities thrust upon him.
Yeah, he did volunteer for it, but how was he supposed to know that some dreams are real?
Anon decides to adopt a filly and record his experience as a Dad in a journal to do something with his life in Equestria. Except, being a father is hard work and comes at a great personal sacrifice. This is his quest to become a good father.
Zach, a former fan of that popular pony show, finds himself transported to equestria! Now with hooves instead of hands and walking on all fours, he's left to figure out how to live life as a Changeling and if there's any way to get back home.
Formerly known as: "Unexpected Adventures in the Life of a Changeling"
Zach was an average guy with an average, boring life. He went to work, paid his bills, and partook in what escapism he could get from videogames.
When he wished he could get something more out of life besides videogames and dead end part-time work, he didn't mean being transported to a world based on an old cartoon show that he was a fan of five years ago.
He especially didn't mean being turned into a ravenous, emotion eating, horse-shaped, insectoid.
Now he has to figure out how to live life as a Changeling and navigate an Equestria that doesn't seem to follow along with everything he remembered from the show. If he's lucky, maybe he can find a way back home, or at the very least, figure out how to "bug-pony"
A man gets sent to Equestria, but not as a human, but as his OC dragon. Camo scales - weird, mind reading - head ache, prophecy seeing - HUGE migrane, venom spit - dangerous. At least he has books to keep his abilities from being a problem
Ever wondered what it would feel like to be turned into a mind reading, future forseeing, body camouflaging, venom spitting, dragon with "unrestricted" enchanting powers? Well I have. All because it started with the books I bought online
Hi my name is Jonathan Rawls, at least it WAS my name before. But now you can call me Stargazer, your one and only NightWing/RainWing hybrid in Equestria. Apparently, one of the original characters that I created and buying books from a very suspicious website creates quite the synergy, also noting the fact that I somehow got transported to Equestria as well. And how did I get Animus magic anyway? It's not even part of my OC. I don't know if I coud manage that kind of power. Hopefully is not like in the books where it's a double edge sword. Hopefully. Now I just need to read all three manuals that I bought from that shifty website and somehow my memories are merging with one another Interesting.
My first story for the new year and first story ever. Been wanting to start a story for a long time but school is stopping me from doing it, so I decided to start my first story on the new year. Constructive criticism is very much appreciated and suggestions are also welcome. Enjoy the story. Amature story teller out. PS. Profanity tag for minor cursing
[An MLP:FIM and Wings Of Fire Crossover]
Extra Note: This story's update schedule is incredibly random, but I promise, no matter what happens, no matter how long it takes, this story would never die.
Posted on Featured: 8/13/19 8:14pm (short lived, but still counts) 10/11/19 12:12am 5/8/20 4:58am (short lived, but still counts)
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria, involving displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs.
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria wherein the patient/subject is calmed and relaxed through simple displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs. It's surprisingly effective, and leaves the pony happy and content. The strangest thing, however, is that you, a simple human living in Ponyville, 'invented' this practice completely by accident.
*I wrote this a long time ago, before Every Little Thing She Does aired. The first chapter takes place between No Second Prances and that episode, and I decided to touch it up and release it now as an early Christmas gift to you guys, as a simple piece of cute, platonic fluff. More to come, too, when I find the time and inspiration.
Being retired was supposed to be a good thing. So why is Celestia so moody? She vents to Luna. Profanely.
Celestia isn't as pleased with retirement as she thought she'd be. Sure, the beach is great but it's no longer doing it for the former princess. She has a number of grievances to get off her chest and vents her frustrations in a profanity-laced tirade to Luna.
Rated Mature for strong language throughout and sexual references.
Cover art by me.
Featured: 2/27/2020 - 2/29/2020 Color me surprised, honored, and appreciative. Thank you all so much!
Metal-loving human ends up in Equestria, and it so happens that there is no music of metal there. He's not fine with it.
Metal-loving human ends up in Equestria as an alicorn colt, and it so happens that there is no music of metal there. He's not fine with it.
He has to adjust to his new life... And make a plan of how to bring metal to Equestria, even if it means waiting years through his second childhood. He will have to adjust to the new world, new culture, new society. His views will be tested, his opinions will be changed. One way or another, he will have to adapt to the new and strange world.
Nevertheless, metal will be brought to Equestria and for all the world to see!
This story tackles such things as religion, relationships, and sex. The view of Equestria presented in this story is different from what most people expect.
Cover art and the portrait of the character done by a wonderful person. You should check him out on Google+ Editing of some chapters was done by DashItAll
Spoilers in the comments. Beware! The story was inspired by one of my friends, who happens to be a metalhead and music lover. The story starts at the first episode of the first season. If you don't like stories about OC alicorns, please consider reading it, I promise not do disappoint. Well, at least not too much. Constructive criticism welcome.
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Featured on 11.02.2017. Also, it might've been featured earlier, but I didn't keep track back then. Reached 666 comments. What's more metal than that? Featured on 19.02.2017, 20.03.2017.
Enjoy! I'll try and get a chapter out at least once a week if not more! I usually make these chapters within an hour of starting them so if I get excited for the next part you might get a bit more 
