MLP: FiMSexSlice of LifePornHumanPinkieOC
Another failed date, another lonely night.
What's a girl to do?
May as well see what Pinkie has to say about it.
She always knows how to cheer me up.
Edited by ROBCakeran53, Grimm and Shakespearicles.
Original art by Dimfann.
MLP: FiMRomanceComedySlice of LifePinkieRarityOCCrystal PoniesBat Pony
Sugar Crush has been working at the Crystal Empire's bakery ever since she had the chance to arrive at the ancient kingdom. Thanks to the crystal ponies and their accepting nature, the thestral found it very easy on fitting in. To compensate for their kindness, Sugar Crush made an active effort to give every customer she had a hug. And with every hug she gave a customer, a free small item came their way.
But one bright afternoon made everything she did change. One customer named Mineral Water refused her hug and free item, prompting Sugar to make the endeavor on giving the resistant crystal pony a simple sign of affection. Little did Sugar know her pursuit would lead into a much bigger picture than she realized.
11/2/17 Made the popular story list! Thanks for finding the story interesting! :D
11/6/17 Holy crap! My story is being featured?! So soon?! D:
Cover art done by Goshhhh. I personally want to thank her for the communication and adjustments made for my commission. Go check her stuff out if you wish to see more! Link to actual picture: https://goshhhh.deviantart.com/art/C-Stop-712745537
Also, a special thank you to Crystal Wishes. You are a huge part of my inspiration when it comes to writing. Thank you.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedySlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanOctaviaOther
You were a cartoonist on Earth, but since everyone in Equestria is a cartoon your pictures are pretty life-like. Opening up an art gallery in Canterlot, you take the train and meet a mare who is just like you. She's a musician who plays an instrument only reserved for unicorns.
It seems that both of you don't require any magic.
No obscure fetishes, slight domination. Human on mare sex.
Featured box within 6 hours of posting! Thanks so much guys! 6/23/2015!
Thanks to Zephyr for the edits.
This is one of the best fics I've read in a long time. The detailing was fantastic and the way you wrote Octavia was incredible. Have a thumbs up and a fave. - heartbrokenpariah
MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeHumanPinkieOC
[ 2nd person ] [ HiE ]
It's not easy being a human in Ponyville, but there's one pink pony who makes it all worthwhile.
A story of prejudice, suspicion, and gossip,
and a simple love that grows in spite of it all.
MLP: FiMRomanceComedySlice of LifeAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaOC
Baked Bean is but one of the thousands of tourists in Canterlot, and he's looking for some inspiration to help launch his writing career. To this end, he pays a visit to the Royal Gardens, but while there he quickly and quite accidentally invokes a long-forgotten law that will completely upend his life and thrust him into the spotlight...
As Celestia's husband.
And all this because of noses.
As seen on Equestria Daily!
Cover art graciously provided by the Right Most Awesome Backlash91!
Original cover art provided the Right Most Awesome Sipioc!
Proofreading and prereading services provided by Georg, Sipioc, and Moon Fire!
Fan Art for this story can be found right here!
MLP: FiMComedyDramaSlice of LifeCrossoverHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLuna
Crossover with Ranma 1/2
A project started by taking a pun and fanon meta just a little too far.
Ranma Saotome is deposited in Equestria at the whim of an excited child and with no way home is going to just have to make the best of it.
New Cover art, 2/15/19, commission by Cass
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MLP: FiMViolenceProfanityComedySlice of LifeHumanZecoraMain 6Anon
But yeah it probably is. This is going to be my take in the Generic Anon in Equestria trope, freestyled from the beginning of Bridle Gossip at the request of the purchaser. Shennanigans shall most likely ensue. Contains excessive philosophical discussion, pseudoscientific worldbuilding mumbo jumbo, and a light dash of casual humor.
Cover art by Twitter artist Andaluce!
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Featured seven fucking days running since 2/13/2021 holy shit you guys this is insane :0
Check out a sweet audiobook reading of the first half of the first chapter here, by a wonderful fan ^^.
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeFluttershyRainbow DashOC
The Wonderbolt Barracks are haunted, but not very skillfully. Which is weaker: Fluttershy’s nerve, or one sorry specter’s skills at spooking?
Brief, awkward comedy featuring fumbling characters doing their very best with the skills that they have.
This is an entry in the Snippet Series, an anthology of old oneshots that I (and my good buddy Str8aura) wrote based around interesting pics I found. New ones will be posted every Thursday for the foreseeable future.
Equestria GirlsSexProfanityComedyRandomSlice of LifeSunset ShimmerApplejack (EqG)Spike (EqG)Fluttershy (EqG)Main 7 (EqG)
Applejack asks Sunset if she ever misses an aspect of her home. Specifically, one aspect that can possibly be filled in a big way this side of the portal.
The following contains young adults talking in a frank manner. Reader discretion is advised, not recommended for those with a maturity level above twelve years of age. Parental guidance is not advised, they would not understand.
Thanks to Tired Old Man, Nova Quill/Firimil,
Steel Resolve, and Somber Star for their edits and suggestions.
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeLunaOCOtherRaven Inkwell
As the Princess of Canterlot, the Mistress of the Sun, and the most beloved ruler of Equestria, it could be assumed that Princess Celestia was the pony who ran Equestria. Few people know that she actually doesn't.
Her assistant, Raven Inkwell, does. And Equestria would be nothing without her.
MLP: FiMSexNon-conFetishSlice of LifePornAnthroTrixieStarlight GlimmerSunburstOcellusYoung Six
Ocellus begins to get into the habit of disguising herself as inanimate objects in order to spy on her classmates and teachers. Things end up escalating far more quickly than she expected.
~ ANTHRO ~
All characters over 18 years old.
Contains: peeping, voyeurism, masturbation, panty-sniffing, shower sex, being disguised as a double-ended dildo, that dildo being used by ponies other than the ones Ocellus intended, dubious consent, oviposition, impregnation.
Cover image cropped from 2470802 by xbi.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifeHumanBig MacOC
Elizabeth doesn't know precisely how she wound up in Equestria. All she knows is that she's now living in what appears to be a real-life version of a cartoon she watched as a little kid. And she's the only human there.
She doesn't really mind, herself. She's made good friends here, and found surprisingly satisfying employment as a woodworker. Her libido is another matter, though.
After six months on a world totally devoid of human men she might share an evening with, she's desperate enough to try a stallion instead. Big Macintosh is a friend, after all, and seems to have the afternoon to himself...
(Oneshotober 2014—Contains HiE/FiE and human-pony relations.)
MLP: FiMSexFetishComedySlice of LifePornHumanAnonOcellus
After winding up in Equestria, Twilight gives Anon a job at the Friendship school. Sure, it might be as a custodian, but it's a great way for the man to acquaint himself with the various creatures of the world. Of all the students at the place, one really piques his interest; a little changeling named Ocellus. Although, sadly, the demure tiny bug-horse doesn't seem too fond of him. Most of the time, she'll sneak by without even saying hello. If there was only some way Anon could figure out why she keeps trying to avoid him...
Kinks Include: Foalcon, Interspecies, Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Rough Sex, Spankings, Pheromones (Lusty Musk), Lewd Antics, Creampies, Squirting, and Excessive Amounts of Jizz
EXTRA LEWD KINKS INCLUDE: A Suspicion of Pants and Clothing in General
This was a collab with my buddy Aer0 Zer0. He provided the art and idea, I produced the story. Hope y'all enjoy it!
MLP: FiMGoreDarkSlice of LifeCrossoverHumanOtherMain 6
It had been nearly a year since you won that labor lottery. This job had quickly turned into the best thing that has ever happened to you and your family. From the Grestin checkpoint, you had seen it all; terrorist attacks, long-seperated lovers getting back together, people trying to smuggle drugs into the country...
None of that compares to the day a portal opens to an alternate dimension just outside the walls.
Which is bad, because inevitably that means more papers for you to check and double check.
But still, a job's a job. Might as well keep a straight face about it...
And remember:
Glory to Arstotzka.
MLP: FiMSexSlice of LifePornHumanOC
As a show of good faith between ponies and humans following the linking of their worlds, pony guards have been sent to help in peacekeeping missions on earth, and vice versa.
Auburn Sunrise has been part of a human base on earth for weeks, now, bunking with a straight laced private named Bradley. She's far away from any stallions, and while she cares about her duty, she's becoming extremely bored. Also, humans are kinda cute, Bradley especially!
Can she get through another day without begging him to make a move on her? No!
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanLunaOCBerry PunchOtherMain 6
What happens, happens. I think that is one of the rules of Causality as stated by the late, great Douglas Adams. It is a pretty important rule and I use it to guide me through life, no matter what goes on in it. So, when I was driving to an out of town job and found myself in another world, I did my best to take everything in stride.
I would be the first to say the adjustment is not easy. Especially, when the first thing you do is make yourself a pony distrusted, disliked and defamed by some national heros. Thinking about that, I think I have to invoke another Douglas Adams quote. "Don't Panic."
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This is the result of me getting bored one day and starting writing. Now that I got a bit of it done, I wouldn't mind honest opinions, and flame away if you feel the need. I have thick skin.
As you might notice, there are a few chapters with a box at the top. These are the ones that my editor and I went through again, and hopefully improved. I'll refrain from changing plot but spelling, grammar and flow are all up for grab. Especially for the early chapters.
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseOCOtherMain 6CMCs
Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize? I have, once before. This time was not all that different. Headache? Check. Dry mouth? Check. Upset stomach? Check. Hooves? Uhm, that one is new.
Hi, I'm Bruce and I'm 32. Currently, I'm in a light blue Earth Pony foal's body no one has ever seen before. The rest of Equestria thinks I'm 9 and something really traumatic happened to me. It doesn't help I swear like a sailor and I could really go for a smoke right about now. I just hope that the Everfree Forest, rampaging monstrosities, evil dark abominations against God and the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't kill me before I have just one last drag.
Oh, and ponies are hella creepy when you really think about it. Geez.
A little comedy side project. EDIT: HAHA Main project. More characters to be added if I get that far. Categories might be refined as I write. Entire thing is unplanned except vaguely. Don't Expect excessive cursing to be written out, just hinted at. Oh, and as the character is a 30-ish year old in the body of a 9 year old, sexual jokes might exists but sex itself will not occur.
Special thanks to user Momomojito for the awesome-tastic picture! First fanart, I'm so HAPPY. I've gotten more since then! I should collect it all here. Collected!
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityComedySlice of LifePornHumanAnonGallus
After a comical series of unforeseen scandals, Anon finds himself back in the School of Friendship. Mercifully, Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship and Dean of the School, is willing to forgive him. Sure, he may have plowed a number of students, caused a friendship problem, and caused some property damage, but it wasn't his fault. The ill-fated janitor is ready to put it all behind him and get on with his life, so he agrees to the alicorn's terms. After all, what harm could having a roommate be?
Kinks Include: Foalcon (
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeSpikeOtherMain 6Starlight Glimmer
Their camping trip to the Everfree had been through some ups and downs, but Twilight and her friends nevertheless return home having enjoyed it. However, as they enter the Friendship Palace, they're shocked to discover an intruder within. A mare with a very familiar face, who has come to them after having escaped a gruesome fate. But, if that were not surprising enough, then they're truly taken aback when this newcomer explains why she's here.
MLP: FiMRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaOCOther
After an urgent summon from Fancy Pants, both Celestia and Luna attend Day court. However, a new precedent is set when Fancy Pants presents a male alicorn to the two princessess, one he found dumpster diving behind his house...
September 6th 2019 - Featured on the day of publishing? Damn! And we even got that little flame indicating the story is hot! Thanks so much to all of you!
May 30th 2020 - got featured again! Yaaay!
September 11th 2020 - featured once again!
September 18th 2020 - featured again! Really?!