MLP: FiMNarcoticsComedyRandomSlice of LifeHumanRainbow DashAnon
A commission for user Yakopak, wherein Rainbow Dash and the newly displaced resident human share a chill bro moment over some wholesome family-friendly hallucinogenic drugs.
Audiobook by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan can be listened to Here!
MLP: FiMComedyDramaSlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanAlt. UniverseOCMain 6Nurse RedheartAnon
In Ponyville, a new and unusual resident moved into town. He went on adventures, made friends, met the love of his life, had children, and lived happily ever after for many years.
This isn't his story, but the story of his firstborn.
Anonymous Junior isn't like most ponies. Her teeth are sharp, her gaze is unnerving, and her gait is predatory. The hot blood of humanity, the blood of her sire, pumps through her veins, and it's apparent to all who look. Even when empowered by such passion, the life of a young filly is still one filled with trials and tribulations.
A re-imagining of Anon Filly as the biological daughter of Anonymous.
A Second-Person story starring You as Anonymous Junior
Takes place in the Reversed Gender Role Equesria AU
Makes use of OCs that I do not own. They belong to their respective creators and my depictions should not be considered accurate.
MLP: FiMViolenceProfanityComedySlice of LifeHumanZecoraMain 6Anon
But yeah it probably is. This is going to be my take in the Generic Anon in Equestria trope, freestyled from the beginning of Bridle Gossip at the request of the purchaser. Shennanigans shall most likely ensue. Contains excessive philosophical discussion, pseudoscientific worldbuilding mumbo jumbo, and a light dash of casual humor.
Cover art by Twitter artist Andaluce!
Join our Discord Server here if you want updates as soon as new chapters are posted and dank memes.
If you would like to contribute to the continuation of this story and others like it, you can subscribe to me on Patreon!
Featured seven fucking days running since 2/13/2021 holy shit you guys this is insane :0
Check out a sweet audiobook reading of the first half of the first chapter here, by a wonderful fan ^^.
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeHumanCelestiaLunaCadanceAnon
All artists want their art to be held in the highest regards. For Anon, that means she wants on the fridge.
Featured 1/26/21
Warning; Contains a drawing so horrendous, so terrible, your eyes may bleed. You have been warned.
Cover Sauce
MLP: FiMSexProfanityRomanceComedyHumanCelestiaLunaAnon
Anon has been dating Celestia for about a week now. Between the snogging, romance, and bedroom waltzes; he’s starting to feel a certain way.
Anon... kinda feels like marrying her.
...Now, how does he approach this with her?
MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifePornSecond PersonSpitfireAnon
Spitfire hasn't been around as much lately. Her life's been kind of crazy, and you as her partner have been doing your best to deal with her increasing absence, but it hasn't all been easy.
In an effort to make things up to you, she's put together a big surprise for you, one that'll properly remind you just how sexy and brilliant of a mare you've got in your life.
Spoiler warning: You're definitely getting head. Small touch of RGRE.
So glad to be back at it!
A story to mark my return and a great place to start it, I think. A story about giving back to those we care about, dedicated to all of my readers that waited for the day I'd finally be able to say I was back!
MLP: FiMSexFetishPornCadanceShining ArmorFlurry Heart
It'd been ten years since he'd had a good night out with no worries. With flurry taken care of, and no urgent matters for once, Shining takes it upon himself to just have a good time out with friends. But a seedy bar has a seedy secret, a hole that lets people have anonymous sex. What would you do if you found that the hole you were currently deep inside was not quite what you thought. Shining's going to find out
Contains (spoilers): Glory holes, accidental foalcon, intentional foalcon, accidental incest, intentional(?) incest
Cover art ID: 2417522
MLP: FiMSexProfanityComedyRandomSlice of LifeHumanOCAnon
Throughout his time in Equestria, Anon has seen a great many things - that being said, he's in for a first. The strange behemoth is as beautiful as she is baffling, leaving the man in a bit of a pickle. What does one do when faced with a literal giant of a pony?
Artwork by AnonTheAnon (Twitter @RealAnonTheAnon)
Big shout-out to MiddyNight (Twitter @Middynight_) for help with the Scottish accent for her!
If you want to help support me, I have a Tip-Jar/Patreon HERE
MLP: FiMViolenceDramaTwilightCelestiaLuna
Inspired by Parting Words, by RHJunior
Princess Celestia is the paragon of Harmony. She is kind to her subjects and generous to those in need. She is loyal to her ideals and never compromised. She has a good, if mostly unknown, sense of humor. Above all else, she is always honest. Right?
Twilight Sparkle trusts Princess Celestia implicitly and in all things. The Princess has never steered her wrong, not once. When Twilight thought that her concerns for Nightmare Moon were being ignored, Celestia had her back, even if she was withholding information.
Wait a minute.
Shortly before Celestia leaves for Canterlot with the redeemed Luna, Twilight has a conversation with her mentor that will change her perspective on the Princess forever. She will receive something new, beautiful, and damning all the same.
Cynicism.
Six Little Words or: The Question That Twilight Didn’t Ask in Canon.
Violence Tag: Implied torture.
Comments are back open. Please try to keep it cordial.
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityComedyPornHumanAnonLil' Cheese
With little else to do, and a few more days until Pinkie Pie picks up her kid, Anon decides to distract himself with a trip to the Canterlot mall. He hoped that being out in public would spare him from the amorous advances from his impish guest, but he was dead wrong. Trapped away from home, with perilously little privacy, he finds himself being taunted and teased at every turn. It's all he can do to hope that his reservations and waning willpower can hold out...
Kinks Include: Foalcon, Male on Male, Interspecies, Plenty of Seduction, Exhibitionism, Stealth Sex, Oral, Anal, Size Difference, Crossdressing, Creampies, and Poor Impulse Control
Artwork by @Aer0Zer0Ri2k (twitter)
Editing and assistance from @Crade (baraag)
If you want to help support me, I have a Tip-Jar/Patreon HERE
MLP: FiMViolenceProfanityComedyRandomHumanSpikeCelestiaLunaMain 6Anon
Anon is a villain. Not a particularly good one, but... he’s a villain. Let’s see what stupid shit he did this time.
A one-shot inspired by “If movie Villains didn’t waste time”
MLP: FiMRomanceRandomSlice of LifeCelestiaAnon
Ever since being relieved of the majority of her major duties, Celestia has been extremely bored. Anon takes notice of her having a particularly bad night and gets her to confess her real problems.
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityComedyPornSecond PersonHumanLunaAnon
Princess Luna is going to be making a move tonight. Anon's friends offer him condolences, but no one wants to get in the way of a 1000 year dry spell ending. Anon is kind of a slut, so he doesn't mind.
(RGRE)
{This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
MLP: FiMSexComedySlice of LifeHumanTwilightChrysalisSpa PoniesAnon
Anon had a normal life of being a massage therapist. And then one day he accidentally opened a portal to Equestria. As the only human in this new land, it would be a shame if his magic fingers went to waste.
So he decides to work as a deep-tissue masseur at the spa with Aloe and Lotus. Ponies from all over Equestria come to work out their problems, stress and kinks. Anon: part-time masseur, full-time therapist.
Now about that happy ending...
A comment-driven episodic story. Each chapter focuses on a different character. After each chapter, YOU, the readers, nominate and vote on who you want to visit Anon for a massage next! Simply comment which character you want to visit, and after (an arbitrary amount of time) the character with the most upvotes will be next! (Duplicate nomination wont have their scores added together.) It can be any creature from MLP, even an OC! If your character doesn't get the most votes, don't despair! You can always nominate them again on the NEXT chapter.
MLP: FiMSexAdventureDramaSlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseOCAnonBat PonyRoyal Guard
By Appointment To Their Majesties Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, Anonymous is the Royal Engineer of Equestria, working hard to prove himself to the nation he has had to call home since his unintentional arrival.
Now, the Princesses have decided to favor the nation's only human with a retinue of VIP bodyguards, in the form of a quaternion of mares from the Royal Guard who will protect him, and his honor, every single day, everywhere he goes, and with everything he does.
"Everyday Life With Guardsmares" is a story about those everyday experiences, and how they become anything but "everyday" for those involved.
Adapted for FIMFiction from the original "Everyday Life With Guardsmares" greentext by TheManFromAnotherTime, posted in /mlp/'s Royal Guard Mare General thread. See https://ponepaste.org/1047 for the original text.
FAQ, Character List, Locations, and Glossary
WARNING: spoilers ahead!
https://ponepaste.org/1058
Special thanks to ToxiClay and Irrespective for editorial suggestions and support!
MLP: FiMSexProfanityRomanceComedyHumanGildaAnon
Anon is a macho manly man. He’s tough and resilient, coarse and rough. He takes no crap from anything or anyone. He is a strong independent green bean. He slays poon like no tomorrow.
He also has a griffin girlfriend. He likes it when she gives him cuddles.
MLP: FiMSexProfanityComedySecond PersonHumanRarityAnon
Your name is Anon and you are a human living in a society run by ponies.
You have no human friends—probably because you’re the only one. But that’s all right, you’ve got some pony friends and they’re pretty groovy. You just wish they’d tone down the ironic erotic energy they constantly exuded while around you.
I mean. There’s no way they were really that sexually charged, at least towards you. Right?
...right?
Well, good thing Rarity is right there!
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanCelestiaAnon
Princess Celestia comes to visit you, but she gets stuck in the most embarrassing manner possible.
Audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio. Go check them out!
MLP: FiMSexProfanityComedySlice of LifeSecond PersonAnon
This childish world stands no chance against your might, and your prowess of washing dishes. This is your journey to become the best dishwasher in all of pony land! Make friends, give talks on the birds and the bees, and become one with the art of underwater ceramics!
Who knows, one day, you might even do something that'll change the world!
As a wise man once said...
"The dishes beckon, and I am their reckoning."
Inspired from the kinderpony threads on /mlp/.
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityPornDiamond TiaraSilver SpoonOC
'Tineey' is a special changeling with an ironic nickname. His best friend, Cupcake Sweets, is a sassy foal with certain 'assets' much too big for her age. Together, the two of them somehow wind up invited to a sleepover at Diamond Tiara's. The only stipulation? Tineey has to wear a dress to attend... No co-ed sleepovers at this foal's age!
Surely, nothing unexpected and sexy could happen?
Content Warning: Foalcon, crotch-teats, changeling breeding archology, cross-dressing, m/f/f/f, exaggerated size/proportions, lots of cum
A commission for Twink Bug.
Cover art by Anonymous.
Edited by Deus Foalt.
If you enjoy our work, you can support us on Patreon, or contact us anywhere we're at for a commission. We're busy right now, but happy to accept a few more projects with patient commissioners. <3