Mark Wells only bought an old mirror, so why did he now have hooves, wings and green fur? And where was he? Maybe this great and powerful princess could tell him?
Mark Wells was a klutz, but even he could not imagine stumbling into a mirror that he had just bought at an antique store and ending up in a world of colorful equines, not to mention gaining hooves and wings at the same time. And whoever heard of green fur on a horse? Perhaps the great and powerful Princess that the guard was taking him to would have some answers because he sure didn't!
An alternative version of canon events with humorous twists. Written in collaboration withAiry Words.
What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
Twilight has the ability to respawn. Naturally, she must exploit the hay out of it. For science!
Twilight has discovered that Alicorns can 'respawn' when they die. Think of the possibilities! She quickly assembles a crack team of scientists* to test the frontiers of this new power.
*IE whoever was willing to respond to a letter asking for 'suggestions of practical uses for the death of an alicorn'.
An unofficial sequel to "The Many Deaths of Twilight Sparkle".
Rated T for references to death and suicide, though in context those things don't really happen. Featured on 7/6/2020! W00t! And featured again on 7/20/2020!
A human machine falls from the sky and Twilight, with the help of her friends discover all its musical secrets.
After what should have been just a late outing to stargaze and probably collect some meteorite samples, a strange device ends up almost wreaking half of Ponyville, but what is it? who sent it? what's its purpose? and why am I dancing to it?
Discover the answer to this and more questions while Twilight and her friends mess around with a human computer with the vast majority of human's musical records, discovering that you don't have to be in the same planet to enjoy the gift of music.
One thing ponies lack in Equestria is Taco Bells. With enough hard work from enough ponies, that can change.
Negotiations and raising capital are one way to get an official franchise. Alternately, there’s the Glen Bell method: learn how it’s done, then copy it. Get ponies into every level of production, from the tomato fields to the restaurants, find out who supplies the machines and buy their own.
Is it ethical? That’s a grey area, but it might be the only chance to save 7-Layer Burritos.
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria, involving displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs.
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria wherein the patient/subject is calmed and relaxed through simple displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs. It's surprisingly effective, and leaves the pony happy and content. The strangest thing, however, is that you, a simple human living in Ponyville, 'invented' this practice completely by accident.
*I wrote this a long time ago, before Every Little Thing She Does aired. The first chapter takes place between No Second Prances and that episode, and I decided to touch it up and release it now as an early Christmas gift to you guys, as a simple piece of cute, platonic fluff. More to come, too, when I find the time and inspiration.
The weight of Sora's failure at the keyblade exam slowly began to eat away at him. In his lonely despair a door appears in front of him, opening a way to a new world with creatures he would have never thought he would see.
The weight of Sora's failure at the keyblade exam weighs heavy in his heart. In his sullen despair, a gateway to a new world with creatures had never seen before would open to him, calling for help.
Tasked with becoming their hero of light, will Sora be able to become the hero he was always meant to be or will his own darkness take it all away?
Part of the KINGDOMHEARTSVerse
SPOILERS IN THE MESSAGES BELOW
Rated T for suggestive theme.
(EDITING DONE BY NIGHTMAREKNIGHT, KILDEEZ AND MLPFAN12!!)
A Cozy Glow-hating brony is fooled by the nefarious filly herself into switching bodies, now he's the one locked in Tartarus while she's causing havoc in his world. Uh-oh. Also, nopony believes him... because he's Cozy Glow. Makes perfect sense.
Twilight has been acting odd leading up to Hearts and Hooves day, and it's up to Starlight to find out why. (RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
Twilight has been acting odd leading up to Hearts and Hooves day, and it's up to Starlight to find out why. (RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
Mark Watney is stranded- the only human on Mars. But he's not alone- five astronauts from a magical kingdom are shipwrecked with him.
Twilight Sparkle's experimental interplanetary drive has malfunctioned, stranding Starlight Glimmer, Spitfire, Cherry Berry, a changeling and a dragon on a hostile planet in another universe. With limited food supplies, very little magic, no communications with home, and no way to leave the planet, they must survive until somepony rescues them.
Fortunately they crashed right next door to another creature with the exact same problem- a creature named Mark Watney.
They're going to science the buck out of everything- and do whatever it takes to survive Mars and get everybody home.
Every obstacle in the path of a Queen is the fault of some nefarious other party, and no fault of her own.
Having recovered from the lowly sabotage that had seen her briefly bedridden, The Queen and her thoroughly useless human servant can now proceed with vengeance, domination, victory and all other things that come naturally to her.
It's heat season, and Starlight and Trixie can't focus on their work. Thankfully, Thorax and Pharynx are visiting, and are happy to help their friends.
Contains M/F and anatomically accurate butterfly genitalia. Chapter 2 contains rough sex, including biting. Cover Art by Doodle-Mark.
Ocellus begins to get into the habit of disguising herself as inanimate objects in order to spy on her classmates and teachers. Things end up escalating far more quickly than she expected.
~ ANTHRO ~
All characters over 18 years old. Contains: peeping, voyeurism, masturbation, panty-sniffing, shower sex, being disguised as a double-ended dildo, that dildo being used by ponies other than the ones Ocellus intended, dubious consent, oviposition, impregnation. Cover image cropped from 2470802 by xbi.
Starlight Glimmer asks Trixie to cover as the school's guidance counselor for the day. Unfortunately for the magician, things take a rather wild turn...
There isn't much Trixie wouldn't do for her buddy Starlight. Ordinarily, filling in as the school's guidance counselor would have been an easy affair - ordinarily. In the throes of a rather annoying heat, she forces herself to help her friend with the normally trivial request. So long as nothing odd or lustful happens, she's sure she'll be fine...
Kinks Include Chapter 1: Male on Female, Futa on Female, Threesome, Vaginal, Oral, Anal, Spit-Roasting, Double Penetration, Musk, Estrus, Knotting, Creampies, and One Heck of a Disappearing Act Chapter 2: Female on Male, Vaginal, Femdom, Creampies, Enhanced Erections
Artwork by t72b
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At the village's annual Choosing Ceremony, Starlight Glimmer assigns Double Diamond to impregnate his own sister this heat season. But surely he can't actually go through with that, right?
Dating is ... different in Starlight's village of equality. Every year when heat season begins, instead of messing around with the frenzy and heartbreak of finding a special somepony like in the rest of Equestria, everyone is treated equally: they are simply assigned their perfect match for the season. And then everyone can contribute to creating the next generation of equal residents.
Things take a weird turn for Double Diamond when the mare he's assigned to for this heat season is his own sister, Bunny Hill. Nopony seems terribly concerned about that, least of all Bunny Hill herself. And to suggest that their sacred Choosing Ceremony might have been wrong is just absolute sacrilege! But he can't actually go through with this ... can he?
A human meets a horse. They both speak English... sort of.
Rick, a very enthusiastic human, meets Twilight, a curious pony who wants to know his name.
Rick isn't having any of it.
A shitpost written in a hour. Will be updated semi-regularly to springboard me into writing actively. Criticism appreciated, except from Mike White, because he's above this story.
Starlight believes she's broken magic itself. Worse, she can prove it. And she's going to need help from her closest friends... because her entire life has been leading up to this moment...
Set between Seasons 7 and 8. Warning: contains recursion, self-reference, and higher-order spells. Plus flashbacks and didacticism. And Starlight being Starlight, of course...
Changes are coming to two different worlds, whether anypony, or anybody, is ready for them or not.
Change happens, no matter what any creature wishes. Actions have consequences, no matter how badly you want to ignore them. And now, magic is starting to grow in the human world in a very big way, a way that can't be hidden in a single high school.
With the inevitable coming, inhabitants of two worlds have to scramble to get a grip on what's going on before it flows out of control. Hopefully they can figure out this new magic in time to ensure a peaceful relationship between the two worlds.
Too bad there's another party interested in magic...
Ever had to deal with a bunch of overfriendly mares out of the blue? Eric Reed found out. If you're not into ponies, It's not fun.
Eric Reed was thinking about some of the girls back in his old, human world, wishing he could have a girlfriend. A human girlfriend. But before he knew it, Eric found himself having to deal with the affections of his suddenly overfriendly pony friends. Who may or may not take "no" for an answer. He's not into ponies like that, so this becomes really weird for him.
And things will only get weirder.
In the many months he's known them, none of his friends have ever once showed any real hints of a romantic interest in Eric. Why would they start doing it now...?
Like similar short stories I've wrote, and still writing, this story takes place after the events of my "A Giant Adventure to Equestria" story, but this isn't really a sequel to it. You can enjoy this story without needing to read "A Giant Adventure to Equestria, but here's the link to it if you want to read it, and to learn about Eric's backstory. http://www.fimfiction.net./story/427481/a-giant-adventure-to-equestria
