If you were thrown into a world of technicolor ponies, what would you do? For the lone human Anonymous, he'll discover the insane and wacky world of Equestria after being whisked away from Earth via portal. With a few interesting side effects, Anon will go on a quest to remember his past while also learning about friendship...and all that fruity stuff.
"Mysterious alien-like being to ponykind equals riveting tale." ~The Gracious Articuno
"Watch how he dominates animals with this one weird trick!" ~Milos
"Kind of slice of life. I can just keep reading." ~spiketen
Galaxy Hair really wants to take over the whole day/night shtick, and y'know, just make it night for like, ever. Problem is, Anon wants to sleep, but forever is a long time so, yeah. He's gonna try and do something about that. Key word, 'try'.
An accidental magnum opus. With 1000 likes. What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Thanks for letting this get featured one last last time, you fucks
4/06/2019 Jesus, guys, I just wanna sleep 11/27/2019
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You're Anon, the sole human of Equestria. You've been living there for, er... you can't really recall. A year, two maybe? Anyway, every year, from what you've gathered, there is one day. One goddamn day that really pisses you off. The 'Summer Sun Celebration' comes around every (your time) August 16th, and it is literally the longest day of the year.
You would have no problems with this—if only it didn't start at four in the fucking morning.
This year just seems to be extra against you; an evil deity that's been banished to the moon for a thousand-so years decides to come back, and boy is she a bitch.
As I've explained to LD, the rating bump from Teen to Mature wasn't exactly my call. A staff member kindly notified me of the rules regarding swearing in the long description of a Teen rated fic. There is no sex, no gore, just pure stupidity without the restraints of a T holding it back.
Jet Stream awakes having just done the unthinkable with his daughter - but the 'mission' he 'launched' the previous night isn't over... A surprise visit from his sour ex will lead to serious complications - and he still has a horny teen to deal with!
Jet Stream was completely pulled into his daughter's flow the previous evening, swept up by a potent mixture of alcohol and teenage filly pheromones. After a night of post-coital, exhausted sleep though, he has managed to sleep off the effects of the scotch and should be able to overcome his biology-driven lust... Or can he?
Nope.
Jet Stream is in for a wild weekend, as he tries to sort through his limited options to prevent a catastrophe, while trying to handle his horny estrus-driven teenage daughter. Soon, things get ratcheted to a whole new level of tension when his ex, Apogee's mother, makes an unexpected appearance.
Will mission control be able to bring this crazy 'launch' back to a safe landing? Jet Stream may need to remember... any landing you can walk away from is a good one.
But at the rate his daughter's going he may not be able to walk by Monday.
A second light-hearted clopfic due to the demands of the community!
A mission to investigate a far off world takes an interesting twist.
The star system Omega Centauri was just another oddity on a map to scientists in the not too distant future. However when they found the star was orbiting an earth-sized, earth-like planet instead of a black hole as its motion had suggested, a mission was scrambled to investigate this most unusual of celestial behaviors.
Hamstrung by politics, and nearly crippled before it began, the 'Lone Ranger' mission was reduced to just one crew member and left to his own devices.
These are the logs of Arrow 18 and its lone commander. This information is classified TOP SECRET by the Global Space Agency.
The Princesses find themselves at war with their neighouring countries. Celestia seeks help from the only human on Equs, so her kingdom wont crumble under the influences of her foes. At first quite silly, but quickly turns into a more serious plot.
The Princesses find themselves at war with their militarily superiour neighbours. On top of that, magic sucking anomalies appear all over Equestria. Celestia seeks help from the only human on Equs, so her kingdom won't crumble under the influences of her foes. Things ensue...
(First two chapters are a 'bit' silly. Then, it gets more serious as the story progresses.)
Warning! Story contains: high yield explosives, silly things, weapons, violence, cakes, fuzzy hugs.
>> [Featured first on 21nd September 2018 // Thank you <3] <<
First story by the way so if you dislike it then please tell me why, my aim is to improve my writing skill. Constructive criticism is always welcome.
The circle of life, as with every circle it is endless, but that doesn't mean there can't be changes in it, such is life, always changing. And Babs from a very early point felt that way. Different. (Not a lion king crossover.)
Babs seed, a young transcolt (FtM in human terms) remembers his story, as he walks through the pathways of his foalhood. His memories bring on a realization. One that is simply obvious, in hindsight.
A Human raised in Equestria by Pegasi. Oh, and he has their inherent magic. Have fun!
Adopted from infancy, Equestria is the only world Flash Skies has ever known and loved. A beautiful world filled with adventure, love, and awesome friends, life is good. But when you're the only member of your species in an alien world, eventually you want to find out where you came from and if there are others like you. With the help of his friends, he finds his way back to Earth, but will he like what he finds? He may discover more than he bargained for, and an enemy that's been waiting for him to come home.
A terrorist attack on a suburban high school has unexpected consequences. Instead of hurting anyone, every person inside is changed into a pony.
The perfect bioweapon: takes effect within minutes of exposure, has a 100% success rate, and those exposed spread it wherever they go. Armed with this powerful new weapon, an evil organization attempts to bring about a reign of terror unlike any seen in the world before. Unfortunately, the perfect weapon doesn't work quite as intended. Instead of killing its victims, it changes them into ponies.
Tiny, adorable ponies.
The world is doomed.
This story was written for the Transformations group story contest. It was originally published under the name "Consequences," though this story has been heavily revised since then.
Thanks to my usual crew Two Bit and Sparktail for the editing, and for everyone who submitted feedback on the original contest entry. As usual, my coverart is by the fantastic Zutcha, so go ahead and check him out of you haven't already! The story's changed a great deal since then, hopefully for the better.
Celestia winds up in the Pokemon universe. And captured by Team Rocket. Oh dear.
After a freak accident, Princess Celestia finds herself in a whole new universe. As she seeks a way home, she is captured by none other than Team Rocket.
What does it mean to be a Changeling? To the former human Prince Phasma, that means doing what you can to survive and thrive in an utterly alien world.
In the beginning, The Great Weaver brought together the world, from the mountains to the forests. Stitching it together, the Great Tapestry connects all living and nonliving things.
The Changelings found themselves especially connected to this Tapestry. Legend says that the first Changelings fell through the world as it was woven together, only to be caught on the First Weave beneath it all.
But what happens when something else is caught in the Weave?
Prince Phasmatodea, son of Queen Chrysalis, remembers what it was like before he hatched. He remembers being a human. He remembers dying. And he fully intends on avoiding another death.
But being gifted a new life does not matter when one failure, one false step, will lead to your untimely demise in the Changeling hive; for Prince Phasma must survive his toughest adversary from the start: Mother Dearest.
After a evening on the town, Discord and Cosmos return to the draconequus' abode to recount their night of mischief.
Discord and Cosmos are a match made in heaven - well, maybe not exactly. Since they stumbled across one another, they've been nearly inseparable. Wreaking havoc in Equestria, defying the fundamental laws of physics, keeping books past their due-date; nothing is beyond them. It was only after a particularly calamitous night in Canterlot did things finally start to get really weird...
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The changeling army has taken control of Canterlot. While their queen secures her grip over this newly captured territory, what happens to the drones who made up her army?
Queen Chrysalis planned for months to finally take Canterlot for herself. Months of reconnaissance, bribery, and maneuvering to finally lower the defenses of the Equestrian capital at just the right moment. But while her stated goal was always to have enough love to feed the desperate Swarm, the reality of the invasion was something else.
The queen spawned thousands of drones, filling the sky with untrained warriors in order to marshal the greatest forces when the day of battle arrived. But then that day came, and they won. Now what? Most of those drones didn't even matter enough to earn a name, and so they will probably die unremembered. But at least one is determined to make something of herself in her queen's new world. She's determined to understand these strange creatures called ponies, and to survive the invasion no matter what.
Begins during a reimagined Canterlot Wedding. Updates every Wednesday.
A second-person telling of Ivan's day-to-day life in his ragtag relationship with Rainbow. Ragtag, because what they have is far from ideal. But that's what makes it enjoyable, right?
"Moments like these make you feel lucky that you ever ended up here. That things turned out the way they are now. That, somehow, through all the turmoil, you've managed to come out with your head held high and a smile on your face" (Chapter 7).
[A second person perspective of Ivan's time in Equestria]
Close Bonds is now on Youtube! Weird Alicorn has been doing some awesome readings, and apparently has a great singing voice (first chapter XD). Click here if you'd rather listen to the story than read it.
Also: If you're going to dislike this story, please give me at least one good reason why. Otherwise, I'm going to assume that you're just another jackass that saw the 'human' tag and pressed the dislike button.
AU tag recently added because nothing after the season 3 finale applies here.
*Featured June 17th, 2014! Thank you all for making this happen! September 30th, 2014! May 4th, 2015!
The Anomaly was a star in the Equestrian night sky that was unlike all the others in the heavens. Advances in science and magic had only deepened the mystery. Finally it was decided to send a starship to learn what they could. This is their story.
Advances in science and magic had detected the Anomaly – a star in the heavens that was unlike all the others in the night sky. Intense research had only served to deepen the mystery. Although Equus had a vibrant space program, going forty-two light years to investigate had been considered impossible until now. The Cosmic Lotus program was born, and over a hundred crew-members of multiple species were sent into the void to discover the unknown. After a journey of years, what they would find would both amaze and terrify them.
A story of how Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash met as fillies. The joys and hardships of life, friendship, and love and all the surprises that happen along their journey as they become best friends--and much more.
This cute fic includes Flutterdash shipping as well as hints of SoarinFire and TwiLuna.
After about 6 years of hiatus, I have revised and rewritten the whole story so far with the intent of continuing and finishing it. Re-release started in early 2019 with a revised chapter 1. 2020 marks a brand new chapter 9 and the continuation of the tale of two cute social outcasts.
Thanks to Super3rainbow1 for pre-reading and helping out when I needed someone to bounce ideas around with.
April Showers bring May Flowers, or so the saying goes. There is a May Flowers, she's undeterred by the spring rains.
Spring rains make the crops grow, and the weatherponies mostly schedule them around when ponies commute, but sometimes ponies get caught out and sometimes a pony’s just got to roll in a mud puddle on her way home.
Was that silly? Or was I the foolish one for not remembering the joys of fresh puddles?
For thousands of years ponies have prospered in Equestria living in peace. For thousands of years humans have prospered in secret living in fear. To ponies the humans are less than a myth. To humans, ponys are death. Once again they shall meet.
It has been said that nothing lived on the land of Equestria before the three pony tribes became one and settled there. It has also been said that ponies cultivated and created Equestria with their own hooves.
This is wrong.
Thousands of years after the cultivation of Equestria, Zachery a human soldier whose sole task is to protect the human race is allowed to take a leave of absence. It has been thousands of years since the last pony sighting and being in constant state of wartime is deemed too stressful for both the militants and civilians involved. While this is happening, Twilight Sparkle an alicorn princess of Equestria unearths information on a lost race that lived in Equestia thousands of years ago. Unknowingly to the both her and Zachery, she slowly sets into motion the events that will cause the two species that had violently divided to once again meet. For better or for worse.
What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
What should have been a routine track inspection run turns into something that one engineer will remember for the rest of his life.
After a massive storm runs across the state of California, the famous Cajon Pass requires inspection before allowing freight to pass through once again. This is where rookie engineer Nathan Bridgeport wants to prove that he has what it takes to make this job a career.
Little does he know what lies in wait for him and his locomotive on the other side of the San Gabriel Mountains.
(Takes place after Season 3 but before Equestria Girls.)
While strolling around town, Twilight Sparkle accidentally knocks out Derpy's contact lenses, revealing perfectly normal eyes hidden underneath. So what else could Derpy be faking?
While strolling around town, Twilight Sparkle accidentally knocks out Derpy's contact lenses, revealing perfectly normal eyes hidden underneath.
