In order to thank her for giving him a little more control, Discord gives Twilight a Vending Machine that dispenses bees... Yes, you read that right.
Discord has only been improving, and Twilight wants to reward him with a little more responsibility. As a thank you, Discord rewards her with a shiny new vending machine for the Crystal Tree.
The problem? That vending machine dispenses bees.
Twilight now has a castle full of bees that will attack of she thinks the wrong kind of thoughts... That being said, if she thinks the right ones...
A Discorded Queen Chrysalis snuggles everything she can in Ponyville, while Twilight is powerless to stop her or figure out why this is even happening.
A Discorded Queen Chrysalis snuggles everything she can in Ponyville, while Twilight is powerless to stop her or figure out why this is even happening in the first place.
Chrysalis has the perfect scheme to bring Twilight Sparkle under her sway and have all that delicious love to herself. In fact, she'd dare say it's a real page turner.
Written in the spirit of FamousLastWords's "Dear Love: A Beautiful Discord" contest. No, this is not an entry, Alex. I'm not that much of a scumbag >:V
Princess Celestia is the paragon of everything good and pure. And currently not available. Hi my name is Frank, the new guy in charge of this body and I'm here to fulfill all your princess needs. At least until I find something better to do.
Princess Celestia is the paragon of everything good and pure. Noble, fair and righteous. Beloved by all, and pillar of stability for Equestria since the time of Discord.
And currently not available.
My name is Frank, the new guy in charge of this body. I'm here to fulfill all your princess needs, until I find something better to do.
Human turned X fic. Post Season 3, but ignores season 4.
Shortly after Discord is resealed Fluttershy and her friends are invited by Celestia to recount their experiences. An oddity in Fluttershy's account might just get Celestia's attention.
During the first conflict with Discord after his 1,000 year imprisonment, each of the ponies who wield the Elements of Harmony were forced to match wits with the Master of Chaos. All of them found that they were sorely out of their depth.
Except, perhaps, for one.
After Discord is imprisoned, Celestia takes each of the ponies aside to hear their stories. Fluttershy is the last one called and is a little nervous about the meeting. With a little encouragement from a friend, she is able to join the Princess for a cup of tea and describe her encounter with Discord. It might prove to be a rather fateful discussion.
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Planned as the first in a series of related short stories based on Fluttershy as she shares tea with Discord and possibly one or two others.
Sunset, Jaune, Pyrrha and Ruby are Team SAPR, and together they fight to defeat the malice of Salem, uncover the truth about Ruby's past and fill the emptiness within their souls.
Sunset Shimmer fled from Equestria in search of the destiny that Celestia sought to deny to her. She dreamed of finding great glory and power in a strange new world. But she emerged on the other side of the mirror in a harsh cruel world beset by demons and troubled by division, conflict and racial animus: the world of Remnant.
Now, years later, Sunset has completed her studies at Canterlot Combat School and is ready to attend Beacon Academy. She hopes that in the more progressive Kingdom of Vale her appearance as a pony faunus will not be held against her the way it was in Atlas, and she can rise as high as her talents permit and seize with both hands the destiny she still yearns for.
Sunset finds herself assigned to lead three fellow freshman at the Huntsman Academy: Jaune Arc, who dreams of becoming a hero elevated above all others; Pyrrha Nikos, a peerless warrior who has everything that Sunset wants and hates everything about it; and Ruby Rose, a simpler and more honest soul who simply wants to save as many people as she can, and who might just light the way to their salvation.
Together they are Team SAPR, and together they are plunged into a world of mysteries, magic, allies and enemies, robot girls and Atlasian black ops experiments. It won't be easy, but if they can work together, teach Jaune how to fight and maybe learn to get along as friends along the way, then they might just save the world.
I used to be a human girl named Rachel. Now some self-appointed "Spirit of Chaos" (who surely has an ulterior motive) decided to "rescue" me from my fate and give me a second chance. Yeah, being a pastel pony in an insane world is SO much better.
My name is Rachel. Or at least it was. A bad decision brought me to the brink of death. I was "rescued" from that fate by some self-appointed "Spirit of Chaos." Or maybe he really was the devil, I don't know. He promised me a second chance but didn't tell me it would be in the body of a cutesy pony in a world which makes no sense. Worse, I think I've been set up, and something bigger is going on ...
Damon Flame was just trying to escape his past when he ended up in Equestria. Things were finally looking up for him but life decided to take away everything he had worked so hard for and make it all for naught.
Equestria, a land with a mysterious past surrounded by powerful forces. Enter Damon Flame, a 19 year old living on his own trying to get by in life after escaping his home five years ago. He was just starting to regain some semblance of control over his life and was beginning to accept some of the scars his past left on his mind. Things are finally looking up but his healing is interrupted by life kicking him in the teeth, stealing a couple organs, and dragging him to some freaky place. At least it had the courtesy to leave him in the ICU.
*Authors note* Tell me what you like and hate about this. I'm completely open to constructive criticism. Rewrites of the chapters are currently in progress. Also thanks to Total Eclipse for letting me bounce ideas off of him.
Fluttershy may have finally reached her breaking point when she takes in another animal... a small blue creature who seems to insist on destroying everything. And Discord doesn't help at all.
Fluttershy has always had trouble finding her voice, confident only when surrounded by her animal friends. So of course she's eager to take in a small blue creature she thinks needs her help. But when her newest guest begins destroying everything, Fluttershy may have to find her a voice a little sooner than she expected.
Anon is pulled into Equestria by a long-lost artifact belonging to Discord. Without the ability to speak or write clearly after being transported, Anon is placed in Fluttershy's care.
Anon is dragged into Equestria by the effects of a mysterious idol belonging to Discord. He is soon discovered by Princess Celestia, Twilight, and Fluttershy, without any memory of how to speak or write clearly, or his past. Fluttershy then volunteers to watch over Anon until the princesses decide on further action. What follows is Anon's attempts at making a new life for himself alongside Fluttershy and her friends.
Featured as of 11/13/2017- Holy moly! A hearty thank-you to everyone who has joined me for the story so far, and a warm welcome to everyone who has yet to hop on board. Enjoy.
Rainbow Dash and some dude named Church switch places. Told from both perspectives.
Recently spruced up! Will be updated weekly.
Hi. Name's Church. I hate ponies. They ruined the internet. But here I am! In the magical land of Whatever-it's-called! Stuck in Rainbow Dash's body, and being tortured with adorableness! MAKE IT STOP!
Sup ponies, I'm the one and only Rainbow Dash! And uhh... I don't even know where I am... and what the hay am I?! Mother of Celestia! I'm a colt!
Follow the journey of a young cynical man as his world is turned upside down. Without anywhere to turn, can he learn to set aside his preconceptions and learn to accept friendship for what it truly is?
THIS STORY IS BEING REWRITTEN. THEREFORE IT IS NOT COMPLETE.
My name is Seth Rogers. I'm a simple college student trying to get a degree so I can land a good job. However all of that goes out the metaphorical door when I encounter a strange man adorned in half-plate armor. Before I know it, I'm in an unknown land filled with ridiculous looking ponies colored every shade of the rainbow. Or all of them, in one case. ... I want them to stay as far away from me as physically possible.
This is a Human in Equestria story with shounen elements. The twist is this: the main character, a bitter and troubled young man who doesn't believe in kindness or friendship, experiences the very same lessons that we have in the process of watching this incredible show. Can the ponies we all know and love help Seth become a better person?
Another thing that I must point out is that the show does not exist in the human world. Stay tuned, as character development is the goal of the whole story.
Book I: The New World: Chapters 1-7 Book II: The Meaning of Friendship: Chapters 8-19 Book III: To Canterlot: Chapters 20-33 Book IV: The Royal Wedding: Chapters 34-57 Book V: Forgotten Memories: Chapters 58-86 Book VI: The Return of the Crystal Empire: Chapters 87-End
Cover Art by https://chapaevv.deviantart.com/ Illustrations by icecapers Edited by Castwing, Schadenponi, Brave-Hooves, Insidiaphilia, scaredofbs, ScootalooFTW, and Vayne Hellslinger
Alright, this sounds utterly stupid, I know, but... I've made a deal with Discord. WAIT! DON'T LEAVE YET! I... I didn't want to... much. Alright, I was just too scared to tell him "no"! He wants to play a game... help?
Alright, this sounds utterly stupid, I know, but... I've made a deal with Discord. WAIT! DON'T LEAVE YET! I... I didn't want to... much. Alright, I was just too scared to tell him "no". He wants to play a game... help?
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The rules?
Oh, from now on, every time I fall asleep in the human world, I get transported to Equestria, into a new body. I can stay as long as I don't give up, even until I die apparently! If I do, I get sent back to our world. Discord, being so bored in his statue, will influence my fate while I'm in Equestria. The game will only last ten rounds, at most.
A Filly has a proposition for you. [feat. Discord Pone]
One of you had to see this coming. You're Anon and this is probably entrapment, but hey pony prison cant be that bad. It's foalcon guys.Discord is actually in this, it's not a missue of the tag lol.
Local Dumbass Yote By A Bus, Turns Into A Unicorn, More At 11.
Rose Tint is quite the fortunate fellow! Well about as fortunate as a man who was hit by a bus can be..
He was given the privilege of deciding the starting conditions of his next run at life, and ended up in none other than a rendition of everyone's favorite Ponyland Cartoon Show. He has no idea what's going on, and he's a bit confused but we think he has the spirit!
A drunk game of Truth or Dare reveals that Discord has never gotten laid. Rainbow Dash is determined to solve this nonexistent problem, much to his annoyance.
A drunk round of Truth or Dare reveals that Discord has never gotten laid. Rainbow Dash is determined to solve this nonexistent problem, much to his annoyance. Then again, he's not exactly opposed to it. He's just never bothered. Maybe he could give it a go. But with who?
Written entirely for fun, will probably only be two chapters actually around four chapters because I have no self control! I really just wanted to play around with the virgin, probably asexual Discord concept. Also, drunk ponies. Hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it.
Chapter 1 contains sexual discussions, drinking, profanity, a striptease, and Twilight being horny! No porn yet. Chapter 2 contains slightly more graphic sexual discussions but the porn still hasn't happened yet, hold your horses. Chapter 3 contains what I'm sure you've been waiting for! Sex scene, involves oral, lots of kisses, and vanilla but passionate lovin'. Enjoy~
Meanwhile Chapter 4 and the epilogue are just to wrap things up. There MIGHT be a continuation but if so it'd be in a sequel, but that's completely up in the air right now.
A human finds himself in Equestria... He decides to forsake Ponyville and see the world instead.
I always wanted to go to Equestria. When I got the chance, I took the deal without reading the fine print. To my surprise, I didn't arrive there as a pony, or even as a human. It seems I get to view this world from a different perspective than what I've imagined.
My name is Echo. I am a Diamond Dog.
-Edited by the one, the only, Nathan Traveler! -(Cover by Jovial_Shake of fimfiction.net) -Now featured on Equestriadaily.com!
Queen Chrysalis likes it when I boop her on the nose. It helps her relax. However, one day, Princess Twilight Sparkle bursts in, thinking that Queen Chrysalis has put a spell on me.
Surely, when I explain to her that I boop her, she'll understand. Right?
Right?
Inspired by a delightful flash game that can be found here.
Featured on August 28th, 2016. This is as unexpected as it is amazing.
