Humans aren't nearly as robust as ponies. Simple gestures such as hugs, pats on the back, and hoof bumps are all well and fine when it's another pony on the receiving end. With a person a fraction of their mass, ponies forget how fragile others are
Humans aren't nearly as robust as ponies. Simple gestures such as hugs, pats on the back, and hoof bumps are all well and fine when it's another pony on the receiving end. With a creature a fraction of their mass, ponies often forget how fragile others can be.
A man reflects on his fragility during a routine checkup, and realizes that he might not be the only one affected by simple actions one might take for granted.
An audio reading has been done by the illustrious Illya Leonov.
Shortly after being defeated in the Canterlot invasion, Chrysalis decides to use her most powerful weapon against the ponies; bureaucracy.
Chrysalis was blasted from Canterlot by Shining’s and Cadance’s love for each other, but she hasn’t lost yet, she still has a secret weapon against them.
A weapon that only an ancient love-sucking being with a keen mind and an army of spies can wield; a deep understanding of the pony’s laws.
So, she arms herself with a business suit, glasses, and a briefcase full of documents, and marches on towards Canterlot.
A human named Alex suddenly finds himself in Equestria, without knowing how or why. The only thing he does know, is that everypony wants to get him.
A young human called Alex is transported to Equestria without knowing how or why. After being discovered by Twilight Sparkle and her assistant Spike in the Everfree Forest, Alex soon learns that he is a very special case. He now finds himself running for his life as everypony is out to get him.
Will Alex escape this ponified nightmare, or will he find himself as a prized catch?
A collection of vignettes about various Hassenfeld ponies and their owners.
In 2025, Hasbro Biotech introduced a new product -- the Hassenfeld Pony -- genetically-engineered horses made to look and act like the characters of an obscure show called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Despite the high asking prices and the ethical questions surrounding them, they took the world by storm. Thousands of households in America, and tens of thousands more overseas, soon had one of their own.
Pinkie's Hearth's Warming Eve party dies down for the young colts and fillies, so Spike and Sweetie Belle have a private party of their own.
Pinkie's Hearth's Warming Eve party is in full swing and soon the party ends for the colts and fillies. As the 'real' party starts for the adults, Spike and Sweetie Belle sneak in their own 'party' for themselves.
You are anonymous the Lone human in equestria. Apparently best friends with Pinkie Pie. Unless she can do something about it.
You are anonymous the Lone human in equestria. One morning afther you promised to bake some stuff with pinkie a prank gets pulled off on you. only for many more to come. You think of a way to get some payback. maybe it wasn't the best way, maybe it was...
My second story in the Heartwarming Moment series. Who's next?
What's worse than becoming a pony? I'll tell you. Transforming into Princess Cadance during a college class and waking up in a horse-trailer. Yeah. Life's screwed up.
None of you know me. And I know why. I'm just an average 20 year-old MLP G4 brony... who is going to a college for graphic-novelists... in the year 2025.
But take my advice: life finds a way to screw with you at every turn. I know that because I had a first-hand experience with something nobody has ever experienced before.
I fell unconsious and turned into Princess Cadance. During a college class! And I woke up in a horse trailer post-transformation!
Life can be so f'ed up!
Now I'm in danger and being held hostage by a bunch of crazy people! But you all know how that ends. Right? Probably not. But do you know what? I don't know either.
This just goes to show that you should never wish to transform into a pony. Ever!
IMPORTANT NOTE! The first 9 chapters are a bit depressing. Read at your own risk!
ANOTHER NOTE: I know some things don’t make sense such as the fact that the government wouldn’t pay for having aliens discovered. But in my defense, the story happens in 2025, and real aliens haven’t really been brought down... I think.
Violence is minor, but the tag is there anyway.
Character tags will be added as the story progresses.
Featured on 7/9/2020, and 7/26/2020. Thank you all !
Homer Simpson's been to a lot of places. Outer Space, The Third Dimension, and more hallucinations then is probably healthy, but a land full of talking candy colored ponies? Yeah this could be an issue.
Ponyville is no stranger to people dropping in unannounced, but even the Elements of Harmony probably weren't ready for a four fingered yellow biped to literally fall out of the sky. His name is Homer J Simpson, and his chance arrival will forever alter the course of Equestrian History in ways beyond their imagination...or maybe not.
It's also just as likely he's going to drive somebody (er, somepony) up the wall as he struggles to adapt to a society where clothing is optional, television is nonexistent, and the closest thing to alcohol is apple cider. All the while trying to find a way home. Will he succeed? Will he get back in touch with the man he used to be before twenty nine seasons worth of content turned him into a hollow shell of his former self?
Hell if I know. Should be fun to watch though.
Inspired by the story 'A Homeric Epic in Equestria'
NOTE: Takes place at the end of the Tree house of Horror Episode 'Homer Cubed' as an alternative ending.
1/12/2019 My first one thousand viewers! Thank you all so much
6/19/2020 HOW THE HELL DID I WIND UP ON THE FEATURED LIST?!?
8/13/2020 I finally reached one hundred likes, thank you everyone!
Sunset has a big secret in her pants that she shares with her friends.
Sunset Shimmer is a magical pony alien. Sometimes that weird fact don't mean diddly in her day-to-day life and interactions with her human friends. But sometimes it means a whole lot. Like...what happens when a technical pony...pony-ups? Weird stuff. Weird stuff happens, like Sunset suddenly gaining more pony anatomy than just the cute little ears.
How would a maintainer react to being thrown on an foreign world? Would he be able to adapt and survive or is he doomed to ultimately fail.
What happens when you throw a crew chief in an alien world where all his ideas of reality are turned upside down? Anything can happen as TSgt Eric Broussard tries to cope in his new surroundings as he looks for a way to go home. Yet the longer he stays in this new world and interacts with its inhabitants will he want to leave when the solution presents itself? (Story takes place 3 years after Season 3, but ignores all events after the Season 3 finale)
Sex chapters noted with (***) in chapter title and start/stop with (*) for those that wish to skip them
Rating, tags, and character tags will be adjusted as story progresses and new characters are introduced.
NOTE: I would like to thank AidanPryde for going through and Editing/Proofreading this story from Chapter 18 on.
Also being as this is my reintroduction to writing, if you find any mistakes or you would like to edit the unedited chapters, feel free to let me know so I can get better.
NOTE: Being as I keep getting asked about the language I use for Equis in my story I figured I'd place it here. The language Equis is made up using a couple of caesar ciphers used on normal English to create an alien sounding language. The main one I use is an A=E cipher and occasionally use an A=H to either make words or supplement the letters from the first cipher to make words.
If you would like to have a list of the words/names I have already used for your own stories. Just PM me and I will send you a copy of the list I use which is updated regularly. I just ask that you let people know where you got it.
Berry Punch can't sleep. She can't stop thinking, and worrying, and fretting over everything going on in her life. But maybe her lover can help put her to bed...
Sometimes the brain is a weird thing. It's supposed to know how to sleep, but maybe it just forgets on certain dark and thoughtful nights. It is on just such a night that Berry Punch paces her home, unable to get to bed. Luckily, there's one other person in that house with her who might have a solution to her insomnia. A solution which is quite pleasurable to both of them.
This story is part of the Broken Love series, but you do not need to read the other parts to "enjoy" this one. ;)
WARNING:Contains consensual straight sex, brief discussions of sickness and dying, discussions on addiction, a pony wearing human underwear, and the name Anon.
Cover art by kinkypinkie. Will take down if requested.
After going camping, Connor wakes to find himself in Equestria and sets out to make the most of his time there. But interesting discoveries are made along the way, along with the attention of fiery maned pegasus mare.
Connor is your average guy in his mid-twenties. He has a stable home life but can't help but feel his parents are hiding something from him. After going camping, he wakes to find himself in Equestria and sets out to make the most of his time there. But interesting discoveries are made along the way, along with the attention of fiery maned pegasus mare....
Note: There is some use of strong language in this story. Also MLP (sadly) doesn't exist in this story. The story starts around half way through the first season.
Note 2 (26/12/16): Sex tag added (during writing for Chapter 25) for obvious reasons. Nothing explicit or detailed but things implied and use of innuendo.
Note 3: This story finally got featured on 3/8/2017. YAY! (Or at least that's when I first noticed)
An average run of the mill person gets thrown into the world of Equestria just not quite the way he hoped,now he has to figure out how to be the Princess of Friendship before ponies get too suspicious.
4/5/19: Still working on the story, OC tag was added for a future interaction.
Violence Tag only exists for a battle to two.
5/23/19: I keep adding stuff ugh Buut I might be working on rewriting some of this stuff after posting Chapter 6.
A young undergraduate is subject to being the target of cuddle-driven ponies. Things can only get worse (and snuggly) from there.
Author Note: This is something new I wanted to try. Contains 10% human, 90% ponies, and 100% fun-filled, cuddlelicious goodness. Not suitable for those allergic to cuddles. Please consult your physician before reading.
A young university student suddenly finds himself thrown from his homework studies into a land filled with more colour than Gears Of War, talking ponies with ridiculously huge eyes, and topped with so many cuddles that it makes Care Bears look like Michael Myers.
And for some reason, all of them come to the conclusion that he must be smothered in cookies and cream-delicious cuddles.
For some, it's heaven; for Jamie, it's his own little plane of hell that makes even Satan feel torment.
Shining Armor and Flash Sentry are about to learn a lesson about being mares that they will never forget.
In celebration of getting promoted to Captain of the Guard, Shining Armor decides to have a night on the town with his men. As the night goes on though, the new guy, Flash Sentry, decides to give Shining a hoof getting home. After a disastrous encounter with Princess Celestia where neither Ponies could keep their mouths shut, they end up getting taught a lesson and possibly learning more than they thought they would in the process.
A lone wanderer in the final days of Man. An impregnable fortress work-camp to stand against the total emigration of humanity to virtual Equestria. The artificial intelligence called 'Celestia'. Everything has been accounted for. Everything.
A lone wanderer in the final days of Man. An impregnable fortress work-camp to stand against the total emigration of humanity to virtual Equestria. The artificial intelligence called 'Celestia'. Everything has been accounted for.
Waking up as a voice in someone's head is not the worst fate I have experienced while traveling between worlds, but it is definitely one of the strangest.
There is an old chinese blessing, "May you live in interesting times." It is also considered a curse. I guess it all depends on what you consider "interesting." Hopping from world to world, always trapped in the body of a local resident, certainly is interesting. The fact that every world seems to be drawn from some story, movie or trope, even more so. But when I wake up as an extra voice in the already crowded head of a pony from a cartoon show? Now that's just plain weird.
All I want to do is go home, but this cursed coin around my neck wont let me. Even in death, there is no release from my curse.
You have come to Haywaiian to make some research for your next book. It is here in this island paradise that you meet the diamond dog, Holly and a shark pony named Jagged Nibble. Enjoy your stay.
You are a unicorn stallion who has just arrived on the Haywaiian Isles by airship to gather some research for your next book. As you step off the ramp, a few pounds lighter after the wobbly ride, you meet your tour guide and begin your exploration across the islands.
While the diamond dog by the name of Holly might be your tour guide, there are other interesting characters that await you here in Haywaii. Some of which can be pretty intimidating. Enjoy your stay.
Note: It needs to be noted that I do consider the story: Somewhere, Beyond the Sea, by Lupine Infernis to be canon with this story/universe, so if you don't wish to spoil that story for yourself, please go ahead and read it and come back here. You will understand why.
Of course, if you don't want to, then you don't have to. It is merely a suggestion.
My good friend, Quillian Inkheart, was a big help when it came to working on the Haywaiian setting. In addition to his advice he also preread and edited the story for me.
When Anon is left with a child, he must find the strength to take care of her.
Anon's life has been simple since he appeared in Equestria. However, one night, everything changes as he finds a child unlike any other on his doorstep. Does he have what it takes to take care of her? With the help of his friends, he might have a fighting chance.
Buut I might be working on rewriting some of this stuff after posting Chapter 6.
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