A HiE fic filled with light comedy and a bit of adventure. Enjoy.
'What is it about humans that urges them seek out so many endeavors in order to feed their desires? Greed, power, family, friends, philosophy, knowledge; infinite goals and infinite reasons behind them. Whoever or whatever created these beings are either cunning; to create self motivating creatures that will constantly push the limits of what's possible, or downright cruel; never truly allowing them to feel true fulfillment or satisfaction. The point is humans were created with a void, a missing piece left intentionally empty never to be filled, an undying hunger.'
A bit grim right? The names Rodney, and in case you're wondering, this is the story of my life. A life of Magic, Gods, and regrettably, Ponies. Yeah, freakin-multi-techno-collored-goody-ponies. But it's not all bad really, got way healthier with a more green diet. Though the lack of meat can be painful at times, that one landed me in less than desired situations. I get to screw with innocent ponies on a regular basis. Didn't kill myself or everyone else with me either. So not a bad deal really, even ended up retiring as teacher.
Teen for language and some adult themes. This takes place before season 3.
HIATUS: Currently at a programmer's boot camp. Will be done late June 2015.
AN: If you can see past my cruddy writing skills there's plenty to tickle your funny bones, I hope. First attempt at writing a fic.
Henry has been dating Lily Valley for a long time now and he loves her dearly. But when Lily suggest trying something new in the bedroom, he isn't sure if he can go through with it.
Being the only human in the small town of Ponyville, Henry has managed to live a fairly comfortable life. He has a nice job and an even nicer home that he shares with his loving marefriend, Lily Valley. He considers himself extremely lucky to have fallen for the beautiful earth pony florist, and couldn't be happier. He would do anything for Lily, but when she suggests trying something a little different in the bedroom, he's not sure if he can go through with it.
Fluttershy has tried being patient and she's tried the cute routine. But a mare has needs. She wants in your pants. And pony logic dictates that finding your fetish is the way to do it.
A collection of short stories about fetish guesses.
Chris was eleven years old when he first arrived in Equestria. Lost, scared and confused, his future seemed uncertain. Luckily, a local family took pity on him and quickly welcomed him into their home. For seven years he's lived with them, growing up along side his new siblings. Now, as his last year of schooling draws to an end, he must start to consider what he wants to do with the rest of his life. That answer might come sooner than he thinks though, and in ways he never saw coming.
However, one things for sure: when you have six batty sisters, life will always be interesting. Especially during the confusing and stressful time that is Estrus Break.
WARNING!May contain adorable batpony-loving shenanigans and loss of hearing due to high-pitched screeching
“Do Humans Hibernate?” Rainbow has a question on her mind. She's not entirely sure why it's bothering her so much. It probably doesn't help that the only human she could ask is the world's greatest liar. [COMPLETE STORY]
“Do Humans Hibernate?” Rainbow has a question on her mind. She's not entirely sure why it's bothering her so much. It probably doesn't help that the only human she could ask is the world's greatest liar.
Cover art by Pusspuss this random guy called ‘Pen Mightier’ who probably wishes he is Pusspuss but isn’t.
Marshal: (mɑː.ʃəl) noun….etymology - archaic: Middle English, from Anglo-French ‘mareschal’, of Germanic origin; akin to Old High German ‘marahscalc’, from ‘marah’ (horse) + ‘scalc’ (servant). Originally referring to "a person in charge of the upkeep of horses or stable hand”. The station became a position of trust and power in medieval courts and went on to acquire its modern military usage.
A 2nd Person Human in Equestria clopfic told from the perspective of Roseluck the Pony.
Your name is Rose, you're a simple pony with simple needs. Though, unlike those you walk among, you can say you're much more fearful of the unknown then they are. So when a human comes stumbling out of the woods you find yourself being deathly afraid, more so than you need to be.
While he makes friends with the populace, you hide under your bed thinking that he'll eat you alive. As he moves about you think about all the ponies he could possibly be hurting...
But when the two of you cross paths for a second time you realize that maybe the thought of him hunting a pony no... hunting YOU wouldn't be so bad.
His teeth, eyes, his looming figure that seems to blot out the sun when he stands over you, instead of fear you feel... excitement?
Warning: A unique fetish I call "Flower Clopping" is made apparent in this story Warning: Predator on Prey Fetish is made apparent in this story.
Anon's been working as a janitor at the Friendship School for a little while and, all in all, it's a pretty sweet gig. All of the students seem to like him, except for a timid, little changeling...
After winding up in Equestria, Twilight gives Anon a job at the Friendship school. Sure, it might be as a custodian, but it's a great way for the man to acquaint himself with the various creatures of the world. Of all the students at the place, one really piques his interest; a little changeling named Ocellus. Although, sadly, the demure tiny bug-horse doesn't seem too fond of him. Most of the time, she'll sneak by without even saying hello. If there was only some way Anon could figure out why she keeps trying to avoid him...
Kinks Include: Foalcon, Interspecies, Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Rough Sex, Spankings, Pheromones (Lusty Musk), Lewd Antics, Creampies, Squirting, and Excessive Amounts of Jizz
EXTRA LEWD KINKS INCLUDE: A Suspicion of Pants and Clothing in General
This was a collab with my buddy Aer0 Zer0. He provided the art and idea, I produced the story. Hope y'all enjoy it!
You are a cartoonist who brings never-before-seen art, and she's an amazing cellist who makes music. Two fields dominated by unicorns, but you two are doing just fine.
You were a cartoonist on Earth, but since everyone in Equestria is a cartoon your pictures are pretty life-like. Opening up an art gallery in Canterlot, you take the train and meet a mare who is just like you. She's a musician who plays an instrument only reserved for unicorns.
It seems that both of you don't require any magic.
No obscure fetishes, slight domination. Human on mare sex.
Featured box within 6 hours of posting! Thanks so much guys! 6/23/2015!
This is one of the best fics I've read in a long time. The detailing was fantastic and the way you wrote Octavia was incredible. Have a thumbs up and a fave. - heartbrokenpariah
In Equestria, everypony is pretty open about fucking. You can do it anytime, anywhere, with just about anypony. Especially with good friends. It turns out Anon is pretty shy about the whole thing
In Equestria, everypony is pretty open about fucking. You can do it anytime, anywhere, with just about anypony. Especially with good friends. So when Anon is caught masturbating by his best friend Pinkie, there's a few hurt feelings. It turns out that Anon is pretty shy about the whole casual sex thing, but he's willing to learn, so the girls come up with a plan to teach Anon the Equestrian version of friendship.
And he's got a lot to learn.
Tags: Porn with a plot, Public Sex, Casual Sex Universe, Excessive Cum, Cum Play, Light Dub-con/reluctance, Oral Creampie, Romance, Tsundere tomboys, and much more in later chapters.
Lily Valley recently discovered one of her human coltfriend's deeper sexual desires and makes a plan to surprise him with his little kink on his birthday.
It is not required to read the first story to understand or enjoy this one.
Lily Valley has been happily dating her human coltfriend for a while now and loves him dearly. She would do anything for Henry, and once she finds out about one of his more secretive sexual desires, she makes a plan to help him live out his fantasy. And what better way to do that than to surprise him on his birthday? She just hopes she can muster up the courage to act out his little fetish and not embarrass herself in the process.
What do you do when you're not sure if you think you're going crazy or the talking equines in a magical land smell like candy? Go to the doctor.
Anon's been in Equestria for about a month and, he's gotta say, things could be worse. The talking pastel ponies are all friendly, he doesn't have to worry about taxes, and he's even started getting in shape while working at the Apple family farm. Yup, everything seems to be going rather well, that is until he notices something rather peculiar about the magical sentient equines. Unsure of what's going on he decides to visit the clinic to get to the root of his curious problem.
Kinks include: Male on Female, Interspecies, Oral, Vaginal, Scent / Musk, Squirting, and Creampie
Because alicorns age slowly, Celestia still looks like a little filly, even though she's actually 121 years old. She doesn't fuck like a filly, though!
Twilight Sparkle introduces Anon to Autumn Blaze, FOR SCIENCE!!!
As the official attendant of Twilight's Friendship Castle, Anon has a pretty sweet gig. Heck, he's even been adjusting to life in magical horse land pretty well, if he had to say so! On just another seemingly random day, the Princess shows up with an exceedingly curious, and somewhat cute, guest. Let's hope she doesn't have any ulterior motives for having the newly re-discovered kirin meet the man...
Kinks Include: Male on Female, Musk, Pheromones, Soft Fur, Interspecies Copulation, Oral, Vaginal, Impregnation
Extra Kinks Include: Masturbation due to scientific exploration, Immolative Intercourse and breeding...
Continuing his work as a janitor at the School of Friendship, Anon has been doing pretty well. That was, until stumbling across a rather flustered and irate dragon...
Just another day on the job, or so Anon had thought. After putting the events of his rather scandalous encounter with Ocellus behind him, the janitor carries on with his daily affairs. Making his way through the facility, cleaning as he goes, something catches his attention, inside Rarity's classroom. Peeking into a closet, the last thing he expected to find was Smolder, one of the draconic students at the institution. Having been caught trying on a dainty outfit, the scaly lass is less than pleased with the human's interruption. Let's hope Anon can find some way to defuse the situation...
Pound Cake is so BORED!! All he wants to do is find something new to do. When he sneaks into his mom's room, though, he finds her playing a very interesting game that has his full attention.
[MxF] [Incest] [Foalcon] [Based on a picture by Jepso]
Pound Cake is a young colt who is absolutely, incredibly bored. There's nothing to do in the house, his sister is doing her homework, and his dad is out of town.
Not to mention, his mom is locked in her room complaining of a headache. All he wants to do is find something new to do. There's gotta be something fun he can do around the house.
Luckily for him, when he enters his mom's room, he finds her playing an interesting game and he's very intrigued. He wants to join in on the fun!
Continuing his job as a custodian at the School of Friendship, Anon is trying his best NOT to get into trouble. Sadly, fate has other plans...
Having found himself in two very compromising positions with students, Anon is trying his best to keep his head low. As the stress starts to wear on his already frazzled nerves, he decides to give himself an afternoon of rest and relaxation in the school's pool area. Unfortunately, he soon finds himself in the company of Silverstream, a bubbly hippogriff student who attends the academy. Having been caught abusing the facility's aquatics area, and unable to bring himself to shoo her away, the two decide to relax in the hot tub. Surely, there's no harm in that, right???
After a string of unfortunate events, Anon finds himself in Tartarus. Fortunately, he has someone to keep him company...
Past mistakes have finally caught up with Anonymous. Time after time, he had one lewd encounter after another, all with students at the School of Friendship. Well, after his most recent fling, with one very sexually aggressive yak, he's paying the price. After being caught by Twilight Sparkle, Anon finds himself whisked away to Pony Hell Tartarus. Mercifully, he's not alone in his imprisonment; but he has to ask himself, why would anyone jail such a small, innocent mare?!?
What do you get when Dashie likes your books? You get paid under the table of course!
Today seems like a perfect day to sell your books! Nothing out of the ordinary could ever happen.
Oh wait, you are in magical horse land, of course something is going to happen. Your no-strings-attached buddy Rainbow Dash might have something to do with it too.
Proof-read by Zephyr. Thanks for putting up with my writing!
A lighthearted discussion between Anon and Celestia takes a rather interesting turn...
Anon realized it would only be a matter of time until Celestia started asking questions about Earth's equines, but he'd been trying to avoid the subject. Even though the Princess was an amazingly demure and good-natured creature, he had no way of knowing if she'd get upset with his information about the horses of his homeland. He can only hope that she doesn't get too upset with the news...
Kinks Include: Male on Female, Female on Male, Oral, Vaginal, Interspecies Coitus, and a Creampie Extra Lewd Kinks Include:Hot, Passionate Love-making Between a Man and a Mare
Art by Etheross (Patreon and FurAffinity are Etheross)
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UPDATE!!! The ever-talented ScarlettBlade will be giving this a reading. He's a fantastic and wonderfully chill guy! Go check out his youtube channel HERE!
Because alicorns age slowly, Luna still looks like a little filly, even though she's 93 years old. Unlike her sister, though, she prefers colts her own apparent age.
Cover image adapted from the original, by Negativefox. Contains delicious, adorasexy foalcon.
