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MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Slice of Life Human Lyra Bon-Bon
Lyra is determined to find out the truth behind the mysterious legends of humans.
Humans.
Truth or myth? Ancient lost civilization or just an old pony's tale?
No pony has ever seen one, and most haven't even heard of them. But Lyra knows that these wonderful creatures are more than just old legends, and she's going to find out... and possibly drive her roommate insane in the process.
Chapters Music and Magic · 23rd of December, 20112,531
Equestrian History · 21st of December, 20112,827
Experimentation · 26th of December, 20112,837
The Princess of the Night · 2nd of January, 20123,381
Dressing in Style · 9th of January, 20125,049
Christmas · 16th of January, 20124,242
Research and Rivalry · 23rd of January, 20124,077
Property Damage · 30th of January, 20123,002
The Canterlot Conspiracy · 6th of February, 20124,323
Lyra · 13th of February, 20124,971
On The Road · 20th of February, 20123,567
Culture Shock · 27th of February, 20125,534
A Chance of Rain · 5th of March, 20124,701
Walk This Way · 12th of March, 20123,701
So Much to Learn · 19th of March, 20124,621
A New Challenge · 26th of March, 20123,906
The Best Night Ever · 2nd of April, 20125,575
Past Lives · 9th of April, 20125,011
To The Skies · 16th of April, 20126,441
Home Again · 23rd of April, 20124,677
Living a Lie · 7th of May, 20124,948
Long Distance · 11th of May, 20123,649
Another Year Older · 18th of May, 20123,921
Beginning of the End · 19th of May, 20122,531
Truth Will Out · 4th of June, 20124,303
Familiar Faces · 11th of June, 20125,904
Chaos · 18th of June, 20123,706
Friendship · 27th of June, 20124,179
Between Two Worlds · 6th of July, 20125,126
Harmony · 15th of July, 20124,775
One Month Later · 21st of July, 20122,399
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MLP: FiM Sex Gore Romance Dark Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia OC Discord Main 6
A twisted take on HiE stories
For Equus, humans have always been viewed as animals, creatures that could neither think nor reason. That's the way it has been since humans were first discovered nearly a thousand years ago. All that changes for Twilight Sparkle, newly crowned princess of Equestria, when she finds out that her human is as intelligent as she is.
Max, a human from Earth, finds himself stuck in a world where ponies rule and humans are treated as pets. Now, with the help of his "owner", he must adapt and learn his place in this new world. That shouldn't be too hard, right?
However, something unseen is lurking in the background, pulling strings, and a darkness stirs deep beneath Canterlot.
...and what dark secrets do the humans of Equestria hold?
Also contains the side story, Interlude: Sunbutt , staring here: Part One
Editing by: Malefactory , Captain Croissandwich , Tired Old Man , Exanime32 , Katherine Kerensky , Aussie Hard-Dick , Holy Macintosh , and other s!
Dramatic Reading by Night Scribe: here Dramatic Reading by DT the Lost Water Spirit: here Dramatic Reading by Daniel Scratch Animations: here Review by Robinofdeed: here Deviantart Fan Art Group: here YouTube Review: here
Chapters Prologue: Standing in Your Grave · 21st of June, 20132,653
Chapter 1: Descent into Hell · 21st of June, 20134,835
Chapter 2: Breaching Hell · 28th of June, 20133,784
Chapter 3: Questions and Answers, part 1 · 5th of July, 20134,708
Chapter 4: Special Delivery, First Class · 12th of July, 20136,451
Chapter 5: Crepuscolo e Incubi Eterni · 19th of July, 20135,685
Chapter 6: Welcome to Ponyville · 26th of July, 20136,036
Chapter 7: Buyer Beware · 27th of July, 20134,742
Chapter 8: We Need To Talk / Questions and Answers, part 2 · 2nd of August, 20132,757
Chapter 9: A Fresh Start · 9th of August, 20132,571
Chapter 10: Having Fun with Your Human · 16th of August, 20136,641
Chapter 11: Bonding with Your Human · 23rd of August, 20137,096
Chapter 12: Beating the Heat with Your Human · 30th of August, 20134,104
Chapter 13: Meeting the Cakes (Guest Chapter) · 6th of September, 20135,413
Interlude: Rainbow Dash's Stunt Day (Guest Chapter) · 18th of January, 20145,814
Chapter 14: Your Family and Your Human · 13th of September, 201312,131
Chapter 15: The Horse You Rode In On · 20th of September, 20135,778
Chapter 16: The Gathering Storm · 27th of September, 20136,522
Chapter 17: 'The Greatest' is Here! · 4th of October, 201311,833
Chapter 18: Tell The Truth and Shame The Devil · 11th of October, 20137,785
Chapter 19: A Little Fall of Rain · 11th of October, 20134,620
Chapter 20: The Mind of a Mad Man · 18th of October, 20133,882
Chapter 21: Out of the Frying Pan... · 25th of October, 20136,577
Chapter 22: ...And Into The Fire / The Relationship of Pawn and King · 31st of October, 20135,319
Chapter 23: The Coming Dawn · 8th of November, 20137,342
Chapter 24: Truth Will Out · 15th of November, 20139,404
Chapter 25: Homeward Bound · 30th of November, 20138,127
Chapter 26: Chasing Rainbows · 6th of December, 20136,993
Interlude: On the Farm (Guest Chapter) · 20th of June, 20146,505
Chapter 27: Your Family and Your Human, part 2 · 15th of December, 201314,188
Chapter 28: Nightmare Night · 21st of December, 201316,780
Chapter 29: The Plucking of a Lyre · 31st of December, 201314,225
Interlude: Sunbutt ☼ · 31st of December, 20131,240
Chapter 30: The Health of Your Human · 10th of January, 20147,295
Chapter 31: The Grand Galloping Gala · 24th of January, 201411,258
Chapter 32: The Grand Galloping Gala, part 2: Black Pawns Released · 7th of February, 201411,359
Chapter 33: In the Depths of the Archives · 21st of February, 201411,369
Chapter 34: White Pawns on the Move · 7th of March, 201413,857
Interlude: The Judgment of Blueblood · 7th of March, 20142,517
Chapter 35: Anthropology · 21st of March, 201414,291
Chapter 36: This is Earth: My Childhood, My Home · 28th of March, 20149,635
Chapter 37: Competing with Your Human · 11th of April, 201411,161
Interlude: Sunbutt, part 2 ☼ · 12th of April, 20141,162
Chapter 38: Eating Out with Your Human · 25th of April, 20147,760
Chapter 39: The Infection and Your Human · 9th of May, 20149,961
Chapter 40: Cabin Fever · 23rd of May, 201410,003
Chapter 41: The Anomaly Meets the Vagabond · 6th of June, 20149,488
Chapter 42: Music and Your Human · 20th of June, 20149,253
Interlude: Sunbutt, part 3 ☼ · 20th of June, 20141,217
Chapter 43: Hearth's Warming Eve and the Oblivious King · 1st of August, 201428,319
Chapter 44: This is Earth: The Face of Humanity · 15th of August, 20148,686
Chapter 45: Tainted Love and Poison · 29th of August, 20148,214
Chapter 46: Rematch of Blood and Timber · 12th of September, 20149,149
Interlude: Aftermath and Blood Money · 16th of September, 20142,445
Interlude: Aftermath, part 2 · 23rd of September, 20142,713
Chapter 47: The Greatest Trick... · 26th of September, 201410,379
Chapter 48: The Ship Sets Sail · 10th of October, 201413,543
Chapter 49: Your Human and You · 31st of October, 20148,438
Chapter 50: Troubled Waters · 21st of November, 201411,360
Chapter 51: Leaking Chaos · 22nd of December, 20146,718
Interlude: 'Tis the Season · 25th of December, 20143,642
Chapter 52: The Heart Knows... · 23rd of January, 20158,780
Chapter 53: ...What the Mind Doesn't · 20th of February, 201510,202
Chapter 54: One Step Forward, Two Steps Back · 13th of April, 20159,076
Chapter 55: The Calm Before... · 24th of April, 20159,117
Interlude: Sunbutt, part 4 ☼ · 24th of April, 2015895
Chapter 56: The Truth of the Matter · 5th of June, 20158,491
Chapter 57: Sandpoint · 20th of June, 20159,152
Chapter 58: There But For The Grace of God Go I · 17th of July, 20157,582
Chapter 59: Where The Light Won't Find You · 25th of September, 201511,269
Chapter 60: While The Walls Come Tumbling Down · 25th of December, 201513,436
Chapter 61: The Fall of Canterlot · 12th of February, 201613,537
Chapter 62: Rise of the Humans · 26th of February, 201612,150
Chapter 63: Not a Fan of Puppeteers · 1st of April, 201616,451
Chapter 64: From the Ashes and the Dust · 13th of May, 201610,827
Interlude: 'Moonstache' · 18th of April, 20161,682
Chapter 65: Princess Twilight Sparkle, part 1 · 5th of August, 20166,911
Chapter 66: Princess Twilight Sparkle, part 2 · 16th of September, 20166,761
Chapter 67: This is My Kingdom Come · 1st of January, 201710,198
Chapter 68: The Jail at the End of the World, Part 1 · 3rd of March, 201712,002
Chapter 69: The Jail at the End of the World, Part 2 / The Light at the Edge of Insanity · 30th of June, 201712,742
Chapter 70: The State of the World and Those Who Live There In · 13th of March, 201812,836
Interlude: Sunbutt, part 5 ☼ · 13th of March, 2018918
Chapter 71: Life Returns To Normal… or as Normal as it Can Get · 28th of February, 20198,224
Epilogue: The Road Goes Ever On and On... · 28th of February, 20191,134
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MLP: FiM Sex Romance Slice of Life Human Twilight Rainbow Dash Other
A human continues to run afowl of pony social norms.
Lero, after coming to Equestria, continues to make mistakes because he simply doesn't understand pony social norms. Can he figure out the differences before he inadvertently breaks somepony's heart? Once he understands the situation, will he be okay with the idea of a relationship with a pony?
A romantic story that explores the differences between our societies and how that might effect the social interactions between our species.
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I am NOT the author of this story, the author has expressed his wishes to remain anonymous, however, this is submitted with his express permission in order to get this touching story out to a wider audience. Hopefully you will enjoy this as much as I have.
Chapters The Confession · 24th of May, 20125,190
Understanding · 24th of May, 20128,088
Morning Interlude · 25th of May, 20125,353
Lunch With Friends · 24th of May, 20124,521
The Feather · 24th of May, 20121,476
Heated Passion · 24th of May, 20124,989
Fun and Games · 10th of June, 201211,496
Dinner For Three · 11th of June, 20129,843
Showdown · 20th of June, 20123,798
A Learning Experience · 21st of June, 201210,203
On Cloud Nine · 29th of October, 201217,380
The Altercation · 6th of October, 201210,702
Breaking Taboos · 9th of October, 20128,791
And They Lived A Life of Love · 13th of October, 20127,154
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MLP: FiM Adventure Sci-Fi Human Twilight Rainbow Dash Celestia Luna Other
A mission to investigate a far off world takes an interesting twist.
The star system Omega Centauri was just another oddity on a map to scientists in the not too distant future. However when they found the star was orbiting an earth-sized, earth-like planet instead of a black hole as its motion had suggested, a mission was scrambled to investigate this most unusual of celestial behaviors.
Hamstrung by politics, and nearly crippled before it began, the 'Lone Ranger' mission was reduced to just one crew member and left to his own devices.
These are the logs of Arrow 18 and its lone commander. This information is classified TOP SECRET by the Global Space Agency.
Do NOT tell the princess.
Chapters Archive One: Arrival · 25th of July, 20124,850
Archive Two: Contact · 7th of June, 20125,212
Archive Three: Communication · 7th of June, 20123,218
GSA Email Transcripts Excerpt 1: July 4th and 5th, 2258 · 7th of June, 2012521
Archive Four: Knowlege · 9th of June, 20123,141
Archive Five: Mysteries · 10th of August, 20123,756
Archive Six: Surprises · 25th of July, 20125,858
Archive Seven: Bigger Surprises · 7th of August, 20126,481
A.F.R.T. 11252257:054557 · 30th of September, 20125,982
C.O.N.T.A.C.T. Instant Messenger · 11th of October, 2012887
Archive Eight: Tranquility · 22nd of December, 20126,678
Archive Nine: Heroes · 25th of December, 20134,400
Archive Ten: And Explorers · 22nd of February, 20157,305
Archive Eleven: But Mostly... Friends · 28th of June, 20156,291
CLASSIFIED CONVERSATION: INCIDENT 'RANGER' · 28th of June, 2015585
FINAL ENTRY: Hope · 28th of June, 2015853
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MLP: FiM Sex Non-con Violence Profanity Dark Adventure Comedy Human Celestia Luna OC Discord Main 6
Discord makes a deal with Celestia, sending a human to Equestria at the start of season two.
When Discord breaks free of his stone prison, he proves to be much older and wiser than he was on the show. A being of ancient and unimaginable power, he forces Celestia to make a deal to save her little ponies. What she doesn't realize is that one of the terms of the deal is that she forgets ever making it. Enter Navarone, a poor human just trying to get by—or at least, to the ponies that's what he looks like. Pulled from his home by an accidental summoning from one Twilight Sparkle, Navarone is thrust into a world of ponies and more violence than he expected from such a peaceful seeming world. These are his adventures—with a few asides from everybody's favorite Lord of Chaos, of course.
Now on TVtropes! I answered a ton of questions for the fellow making this, so the stuff on there is mostly accurate.
Cover picture by a fellow called Sawhorse . If you see any mistakes, send me a PM with the chapter, the line, and the mistake and I'll fix it. This thing is huge. There are plenty of mistakes in there. Also, there are spoilers in the comments.
If you want a download link to the story or to see it before the rewrite.
I make all the clop in this story skippable. But if you don't want to see it at all, I have it without clop on gdocs. But if you're a dirty heathen and you like clop, here's your version.
It feels unfair to spoil a story in the description, but a lot of people have asked for a warning about this, so the main character of my story eventually gets gender-swapped for a long duration.
Chapters Prologue · 23rd of November, 20124,244
Chapter One—And so it Begins... · 18th of September, 201217,092
Chapter Two—Blue Moon · 18th of September, 20128,402
Chapter Three—Just Say No · 31st of August, 20129,131
Chapter Four—Nightmare Night · 19th of November, 201215,183
Chapter Five—Twilight’s challenge · 5th of September, 201210,063
Chapter Six—Horsing Around · 7th of December, 201218,221
Chapter Seven—Mailmares, dancing, and Cutie Marks · 28th of August, 20127,520
Chapter Eight—Carnies, teeth, and interesting meetings · 19th of September, 201215,536
Chapter Nine—Hunter... or hunted? · 14th of September, 20128,114
Chapter Ten—The Gala · 14th of September, 20128,060
Chapter Eleven—Summer Wrap Up · 2nd of September, 20128,803
Chapter Twelve—Aftermath. · 3rd of September, 201213,204
Chapter Thirteen—I didn’t go to school for this · 7th of December, 201213,138
Chapter Fourteen—Instrumentalists and fillies · 16th of September, 20126,626
Special Christmas Chapter · 26th of December, 20123,093
Chapter Fifteen—No good deed goes unpunished · 17th of September, 201210,748
Chapter Sixteen—The march to freedom! · 7th of December, 201212,948
Chapter Seventeen—Coming down from the high of war · 19th of September, 201213,019
Chapter Eighteen—More snake people. · 21st of September, 20124,769
Chapter Nineteen—Affairs of the Heart · 4th of September, 20123,282
Chapter Twenty—I am not the love doctor · 6th of September, 20127,451
Chapter Twenty-One—Why I never want to help Rarity again · 7th of December, 20126,980
Chapter Twenty-Two—Dammit Twilight. Also, fuck dragons. · 6th of September, 201211,571
Chapter Twenty-Three—Back to Egypt. · 30th of November, 201211,733
Chapter Twenty-Four—Knives in the... day · 8th of December, 201218,767
Chapter Twenty-Five—A chance meeting of a lifetime · 8th of December, 201210,913
Chapter Twenty-Six—The long way home · 10th of November, 201212,105
Chapter Twenty-Seven—The wager · 7th of December, 201213,064
Chapter Twenty-Eight—Introductions · 5th of October, 201210,169
Chapter Twenty-Nine—I just can’t hold all these snake people! · 19th of November, 20128,462
Chapter Thirty—Ouch, my everything · 5th of October, 20125,694
Chapter Thirty-One—Long talks and rave parties · 7th of December, 201215,110
Chapter Thirty-Two—I’m a shitty guard · 8th of December, 201216,113
Chapter Thirty-Three—Weddings to ruin, cheese legs to taunt · 8th of December, 201225,213
Chapter Thirty-Four—Happiness is Overrated · 7th of December, 201231,991
Chapter Thirty-Five—Fear and Loathing in Canterlot · 7th of December, 201215,326
Chapter Thirty-Six—Parties, weddings, and dreams · 20th of November, 201226,864
Chapter Thirty-Seven—Fishing, monsters, and running away · 19th of October, 201216,212
Chapter Thirty-Eight—The Equalizer · 26th of November, 20129,405
Chapter Thirty-Nine—I hate Canterlot · 7th of December, 201227,290
Chapter Forty—Fruits and Poultry · 7th of December, 201213,120
Chapter Forty-One—Talking with Monsters · 23rd of September, 20122,760
Chapter Forty-Two—Injuries and mixing medicines · 24th of October, 20129,955
Chapter Forty-Three—Weed and promises made · 8th of December, 201210,091
Chapter Forty-Four—A visit to a changeling hive · 3rd of November, 201220,057
Chapter Forty-Five—Rewards and more spells · 28th of October, 20127,984
Chapter Forty-Six—Gryphus · 7th of November, 201220,496
Chapter Forty-Seven—Hunting · 21st of November, 201210,209
Chapter Forty-Eight—Estrus · 7th of December, 201210,679
Chapter Forty-Nine—A Visit from a Friend · 30th of September, 201213,671
Chapter Fifty—Let the Race Begin · 4th of December, 20126,765
Chapter Fifty-One—Fuck Appaloosa. Also, more cheeselegs! · 19th of October, 201214,800
Chapter Fifty-Two—I fucking hate bugs · 2nd of December, 201214,243
Chapter Fifty-Three—Thank God for human insurance · 7th of December, 20128,750
Chapter Fifty-Four—Seriously, fuck Appaloosa · 8th of November, 20129,747
Chapter Fifty-Five—One of these days, these mares are going to kill me. · 19th of October, 20128,914
Chapter Fifty-Six—The Fabulous Flankfurt Festival · 8th of November, 201211,387
Chapter Fifty-Seven—Playing by the rules is overrated anyway · 20th of October, 201216,309
Chapter Fifty-Eight—Life as a human in pony land is always busy · 25th of November, 201212,982
Chapter Fifty-Nine—Wuthering Ponies · 20th of October, 201212,596
Chapter Sixty—Date night · 3rd of December, 20129,522
Chapter Sixty-One—Tournament and goodbyes · 20th of October, 20128,831
Chapter Sixty-Two—On having standards... · 24th of November, 201214,523
Chapter Sixty-Three—This is why I don’t follow orders · 5th of December, 201216,869
Chapter Sixty-Four—Becoming a real family man · 16th of November, 201215,673
Chapter Sixty-Five—Building blocks of a home · 8th of December, 201212,699
Chapter Sixty-Six—I never was good at pranking · 7th of December, 201214,056
Chapter Sixty-Seven—I just can’t hold all this responsibility · 17th of December, 201211,138
Chapter Sixty-Eight—Substance abuse, here I come. · 20th of December, 201213,750
Chapter Sixty-Nine—What did I ever do to deserve this? · 6th of January, 201312,020
Chapter Seventy—War Games · 12th of January, 201320,243
Chapter Seventy-One—Getting better at that pranking thing · 18th of January, 201313,793
Chapter Seventy-Two—Coming home this Christmas day… · 26th of January, 201314,466
Chapter Seventy-Three—The worst feeling in the world · 31st of January, 201314,458
Chapter Seventy-Four—Armed and dangerous · 10th of February, 201310,692
Chapter Seventy-Five—Thank God I’m chaotic something · 26th of February, 201318,018
Chapter Seventy-Six—All good things must end · 16th of March, 201313,189
Chapter Seventy-Seven—I get the weirdest guests · 29th of March, 201321,517
Chapter Seventy-Eight—And it was all going so well… · 10th of April, 201311,441
Chapter Seventy-Nine—Bed rest with no sexy nurse? Blasphemy · 16th of April, 201316,520
Chapter Eighty—Sometimes I can’t help but wonder if I bring things on myself · 25th of April, 201311,582
Chapter Eighty-One—Dreamwalking · 2nd of May, 201320,187
Chapter Eighty-Two—New friend…s? · 15th of May, 201318,815
Chapter Eighty-Three—Wedding and the fall heat · 25th of May, 201314,173
Chapter Eighty-Four—Harvest · 5th of June, 201316,357
Chapter Eighty-Five—No, Nav. You are the demons. · 21st of June, 201316,967
Chapter Eighty-Six—Rambunctiously Radical Rave · 9th of July, 201319,221
Chapter Eighty-Seven—Consequences · 12th of July, 201313,385
Chapter Eighty-Eight—Some Serious Shit · 20th of July, 201315,292
Chapter Eighty-Nine—I'm on a Boat · 9th of August, 201313,628
Chapter Ninety—Stupendous Stalliongrad Soiree · 13th of August, 201311,896
Chapter Ninety-One—Soiree Part Two · 17th of August, 201312,949
Chapter Ninety-Two—Show of Hands · 25th of August, 201313,350
Chapter Ninety-Three—I’ve seen some shit · 31st of August, 201312,711
Chapter Ninety-Four—Crystal Empire · 3rd of September, 201314,120
Chapter Ninety-Five—No Gods or Kings · 8th of September, 201314,101
Chapter Ninety-Six—Down the Rabbit Hole · 14th of September, 201315,119
Chapter Ninety-Seven—Inside the Fire · 28th of September, 201313,842
Chapter Ninety-Eight—On the Road Again · 14th of October, 201312,209
Chapter Ninety-Nine—Take a look, it’s in a book... · 9th of November, 201322,265
Chapter One Hundred—New Crew · 19th of November, 201316,033
Chapter One Hundred and One—Welcome to the Jungle · 18th of December, 201315,196
Chapter One Hundred and Two—Come into my lair... · 26th of December, 201314,780
Chapter One Hundred and Three—...said the spider to the fly · 28th of December, 201313,347
Chapter One Hundred and Four—Monkey Business · 30th of December, 201314,986
Chapter One Hundred and Five—Back in business · 3rd of January, 201413,591
Chapter One Hundred and Six—The First Curse · 6th of January, 201412,671
Chapter One Hundred and Seven—The Lost City · 12th of January, 201413,414
Chapter One Hundred and Eight—Flying South for the Winter · 15th of January, 201413,383
Chapter One Hundred and Nine—Ice, ice, baby! · 21st of January, 201411,446
Chapter One Hundred and Ten—The Haunted · 28th of January, 201414,878
Chapter One Hundred and Eleven—The Damned · 21st of February, 201416,194
Chapter One Hundred and Twelve—Through the Eyes of a Dragon · 16th of March, 201417,586
Chapter One Hundred and Thirteen—Good to be Back · 8th of April, 201413,147
Chapter One Hundred and Fourteen—Homecoming · 20th of April, 201412,158
Chapter One Hundred and Fifteen—Welcome Home · 1st of May, 201417,436
Chapter One Hundred and Sixteen · 13th of May, 201416,400
Chapter One Hundred and Seventeen—Another Gala Down · 28th of May, 201414,462
Chapter One Hundred and Eighteen—Return to Ponyville · 12th of July, 201414,271
Chapter One Hundred and Nineteen—Too Many Pinkies · 10th of August, 201412,580
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty—The Calm Between the Storms · 29th of August, 201413,714
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-One—Trixie's Challenge · 17th of September, 201415,959
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Two—Trixie's Comeuppance · 28th of September, 201421,177
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Three—Return to the Capital · 29th of October, 201414,464
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Four—The Herald of Change · 3rd of November, 20147,163
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Five—Sweet Dreams are Made of This · 17th of November, 20147,966
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Six—The First Date · 24th of December, 20149,565
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Seven—Back to Adventure · 5th of February, 201510,690
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Eight—Into the Queen's Dark Hole · 2nd of March, 201510,193
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Nine—Return of the Dead · 26th of March, 20158,644
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty—As if There Wasn't Enough Weird Shit · 7th of April, 20157,937
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-One—War Games: Changeling Edition · 26th of June, 201515,441
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Two—About Time · 17th of August, 201510,955
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Three—Short Cooldown · 7th of October, 201514,688
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Four · 15th of December, 201527,231
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Five — Heart’s Vein · 23rd of January, 201615,295
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Six — After School Special · 8th of March, 201614,593
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Seven—Drugs are Bad, M'Kay · 20th of April, 201614,240
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Eight — Pertz · 4th of May, 201618,871
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Nine—Row Row Row Your Boat · 31st of May, 201615,158
Chapter One Hundred and Forty — The Exorcism of Canterlot · 30th of June, 201616,424
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-One—Visitors · 22nd of July, 201614,006
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Two · 18th of August, 201615,791
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Three — The Great Outing · 11th of October, 201618,643
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Four—Navarone Goes to Canterlot · 7th of November, 201612,150
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Five — Cloudsdale · 15th of December, 201616,288
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Six — Ennobling · 16th of January, 201720,910
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Seven—Administrating Sucks · 8th of February, 201718,373
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Eight — Hawaii · 1st of March, 201715,752
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Nine—Crispy Fried · 21st of March, 201717,910
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty—New Threads · 28th of April, 201716,157
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-One—Dawn of the First Day · 4th of June, 20179,819
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Two—Dawn of the Second Day · 12th of July, 201718,125
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Three—Dawn of the Third Day · 24th of August, 201718,574
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Four—The Perils of Drinking · 5th of September, 201719,593
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Five—Fetch Quests are the Worst · 17th of September, 201716,290
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Six · 25th of September, 201716,007
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Seven · 8th of October, 201724,309
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Eight · 21st of October, 201713,521
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Nine · 2nd of November, 201719,724
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty · 11th of November, 201712,038
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-One · 16th of November, 201719,315
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Two · 27th of November, 201716,132
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Three · 16th of December, 201715,228
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Four · 30th of December, 201719,796
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Five · 23rd of January, 201822,095
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Six · 13th of February, 201821,513
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Seven · 1st of March, 201815,670
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Eight · 15th of March, 201818,054
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Nine—The Gryphoning · 9th of April, 201814,624
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy—City Tour · 19th of April, 201813,641
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-One · 26th of May, 201811,319
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Two · 20th of June, 201815,384
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Three · 11th of July, 201814,276
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Four · 13th of July, 201835,407
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Five—The Hamlet of Mehdiocrity · 15th of August, 201816,444
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Six · 2nd of September, 201819,332
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Seven—Hurray for Bad Decisions! · 15th of September, 201817,702
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Eight · 4th of October, 201814,003
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Nine · 4th of November, 201817,161
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty · 19th of November, 201816,737
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-One—A Nice Respite · 2nd of December, 201810,347
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Two · 14th of January, 201919,817
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Three · 5th of February, 201921,905
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Four · 14th of February, 201913,137
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Five · 3rd of March, 201916,925
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Six—The First Round Table · 31st of March, 201925,739
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Seven · 22nd of April, 201923,819
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Eight · 13th of May, 201914,694
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Nine · 14th of May, 201914,366
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety · 5th of June, 201913,930
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-One · 6th of July, 201920,193
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Two · 19th of August, 201915,054
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Three · 25th of September, 201922,127
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Four · 24th of October, 201919,320
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Five · 25th of November, 201924,845
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Six · 31st of December, 201921,860
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Seven · 6th of February, 202018,284
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Eight · 26th of April, 202020,797
Likes: 4597 Dislikes: 337
MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Slice of Life Human Fluttershy Twilight Other
A slightly more realistic take on the "Human in Equestria" story concept... For a given value of "realistic."
A slightly more realistic take on the "Human in Equestria" story concept.
... For a given value of "realistic."
Okay, it's barely realistic but it is a hell of a lot of fun...
Now with an image graciously provided by Page Turner, and an audiobook version narrated by multifanficaday and if you prefer it in German, FrankyDoodle has got you covered!
And a TVTropes Page!
Last Featured: 11/26/2019! Thank you so much!
Chapters One · 6th of March, 20122,538
Two · 14th of March, 20123,378
Three · 15th of March, 20125,456
Four · 14th of March, 20123,388
Five · 15th of March, 20125,706
Extras Number One · 18th of March, 2012997
Six · 18th of March, 20123,250
Seven · 19th of March, 20123,925
Eight · 16th of April, 20123,770
Nine · 25th of March, 20123,056
Ten · 31st of March, 20123,757
Eleven · 3rd of April, 20123,884
Twelve · 19th of May, 20124,748
Thirteen · 1st of June, 20123,755
Fourteen · 28th of June, 20123,428
Fifteen · 16th of August, 20124,903
Sixteen · 19th of November, 20123,684
Seventeen · 14th of December, 20125,322
Eighteen · 14th of January, 201312,601
Nineteen · 13th of February, 20134,178
Twenty · 19th of March, 20134,220
Twenty-One · 4th of April, 201310,309
Twenty-Two · 5th of April, 20131,187
Twenty-Three · 15th of April, 20133,659
Twenty-Four · 13th of May, 20135,185
Twenty-Five · 19th of June, 20133,345
Twenty-Six · 21st of December, 20138,148
Twenty-Seven · 15th of January, 20141,407
Twenty-Eight (Updated) · 21st of July, 20143,338
Twenty-Nine · 29th of September, 20141,352
Thirty · 19th of October, 20145,310
Thirty-One · 19th of December, 20143,961
Thirty-Two · 24th of December, 20143,890
Thirty-Three · 5th of November, 2015707
Thirty-Four · 13th of November, 2015784
Prologue · 20th of December, 20172,626
Thirty-Five · 1st of November, 20191,127
Thirty-Six · 2nd of November, 20193,485
Extras 2 · 6th of November, 2019675
Extras 3 · 8th of November, 2019824
Thirty-Seven · 8th of November, 20192,418
Extras 4 · 12th of November, 2019733
Thirty-Eight · 16th of November, 20192,751
Thirty-Nine · 22nd of November, 20191,384
Forty · 26th of November, 20191,639
Extras 5 · 27th of November, 2019836
Extras 6 · 13th of December, 20191,007
Endgame Homage · 2nd of February, 20201,967
Likes: 4253 Dislikes: 144
MLP: FiM Comedy Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe OC Other Main 6 CMCs
What happens when a middle age brony wakes up in the body of a foal? And when no one believes him?
Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize? I have, once before. This time was not all that different. Headache? Check. Dry mouth? Check. Upset stomach? Check. Hooves? Uhm, that one is new.
Hi, I'm Bruce and I'm 32. Currently, I'm in a light blue Earth Pony foal's body no one has ever seen before. The rest of Equestria thinks I'm 9 and something really traumatic happened to me. It doesn't help I swear like a sailor and I could really go for a smoke right about now. I just hope that the Everfree Forest, rampaging monstrosities, evil dark abominations against God and the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't kill me before I have just one last drag.
Oh, and ponies are hella creepy when you really think about it. Geez.
A little comedy side project. EDIT: HAHA Main project. More characters to be added if I get that far. Categories might be refined as I write. Entire thing is unplanned except vaguely. Don't Expect excessive cursing to be written out, just hinted at . Oh, and as the character is a 30-ish year old in the body of a 9 year old, sexual jokes might exists but sex itself will not occur.
Special thanks to user Momomojito for the awesome-tastic picture! First fanart, I'm so HAPPY. I've gotten more since then! I should collect it all here. Collected!
Chapters 1 - Anyone Get the Number of that Bus? · 2nd of July, 20121,858
2 - A Funny Way of Coming to Grips with the Horror of Existence · 4th of July, 20121,317
3 - What do You do with a Drugged Up Colt? · 6th of July, 20121,435
4 - I Hope They Have Indoor Plumbing · 6th of July, 20121,094
5 - Tempting Fate is Always a Winning Plan · 19th of July, 20121,664
6 - Bye, Bye Missus Pinkie Pie · 22nd of August, 20121,643
Interlude 1: Intake Report/Initial Assessment · 23rd of July, 2012972
7 - Pony SOAP Opera · 15th of August, 20121,677
8 - Family Matters · 21st of July, 20121,908
9 - Wherein Bruce Becomes a Complete Dick · 26th of July, 20121,517
9.5 - Another View: Cup Cake, Sugar and Spice · 29th of July, 20121,466
10 - Emotional Log Ride · 29th of July, 20121,893
11 - I Fought the Law and You Know the Rest · 30th of July, 20122,113
12 - Bacon Flavored Bacon · 11th of August, 20122,298
13 - Urine for a Surprise! · 6th of August, 20121,785
14 - PARTY HARDLY · 10th of August, 20121,749
15 - Interview with a Child Psychiatrist · 12th of August, 20122,940
Interlude 2: Comprehensive Behavioral Assessment · 22nd of August, 20121,783
16 - You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Party · 15th of August, 20123,601
17 - Of Mares and Men · 25th of August, 20121,557
18 - Impending Frilly Socks · 26th of August, 20121,955
Interlude: Frillius Sockus Interuptus · 2nd of September, 20122,560
19 - Frilly Socks Part 1 · 5th of September, 20121,417
20 - Frilly Socks Part 2: Revenge of the Soap · 9th of September, 20127,430
21 - Frilly Socks Part 3: Son of Frill · 25th of September, 20126,414
22 - Frilly Socks Part OMGPLZSTOP: The Return of the Revenge of the Bad Joke · 6th of October, 20121,970
23 - Lovesong · 25th of October, 20124,767
24 - In Sickness and in Health · 16th of November, 20124,574
Cut Content: 'Spring'time for Brucey and Equestria! · 28th of November, 20123,668
25 - Down with a Sickness · 13th of January, 20138,876
26 - Bruce has diphtheria. Press SPACE BAR to continue. · 2nd of February, 20133,127
27 - Feeling Stupid and Contagious · 9th of May, 20133,873
28 - Eyes Wide Shut · 17th of May, 20131,887
Interlude 4: Parabola Parable · 2nd of July, 20132,686
OH MAN FAKE CHAPTER SPOILERS FOR THE REAL ONE · 12th of July, 2013469
29 - From the Mouths of Foals · 17th of July, 20135,311
Interlude 5: YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER · 25th of August, 20134,248
30 - A Meeting of ... Minds? · 4th of March, 201416,145
31 - Delayed Reaction · 21st of March, 20142,401
32 - Soap and the Flavors Of · 5th of May, 20143,980
33 - Big Boy Toys · 25th of September, 20144,480
34 - ... oops? · 1st of April, 2015883
34 - Let's Do Lunch · 9th of September, 20153,209
Likes: 4084 Dislikes: 56
MLP: FiM Romance Adventure Alt. Universe Twilight Rarity Discord Main 6 CMCs
When one fateful search through the Everfree Forest leads Rarity to a secret library inhabited by the spirit of an ancient alicorn princess, she realises that it may be time to start believing in fairy tales.
Everypony enjoys myths and ponytales, even if they know such things aren't real. Alicorns fighting against a spirit of chaos? An ancient princess trapped in a library under a tree, waiting to be found? Quite enchanting and fantastic tales yes, but nonetheless as fictional as Daring Do and other such stories. At least, that's what Rarity used to think.
She doesn't anymore.
Dedicated to Annuska for being as amazing a writer as she is a friend.
Patreon! Based on an old oneshot . Chapter Art by Arctic Waters // Graphic Design and Typography by Swan Song .
Chapters ~ Act I ~ 01 ~ The Library in the Forest ~ · 11th of February, 20159,769
~ Interlude I ~ A Research Log ~ · 26th of February, 2015686
~ Act I ~ 02 ~ The Princess in the Library ~ · 26th of February, 20156,984
~ Act I ~ 03 ~ The Questions in the Labyrinth ~ · 29th of March, 201512,942
~ Act I ~ 04 ~ The Princess Parade ~ · 11th of April, 20159,070
~ Act I ~ 05 ~ The Dragon Library ~ · 25th of May, 20157,169
~ Act I ~ 06 ~ The Broken Promise ~ · 20th of June, 20157,768
~ Interlude II ~ A Letter to Twilight ~ · 27th of July, 2015398
~ Act I ~ 07 ~ The Search For Princess Booky ~ · 27th of July, 201514,297
~ Act I ~ 08 ~ The Last Letter of Fritter Cobbler ~ · 1st of September, 201512,090
~ Act I ~ 09 ~ The Shadow on the Wall ~ · 19th of September, 201511,541
~ Act I ~ 10 ~ The Party Mare and Her Secret ~ · 14th of October, 20155,308
~ Act I ~ 11 ~ The Broken Star ~ · 18th of October, 20159,435
~ Act I ~ 12 ~ The Professor's Theory ~ · 13th of November, 20158,296
~ Interlude III ~ A Filly's Dream ~ · 13th of November, 20153,543
~ Act II ~ 13 ~ The Princess' Request ~ · 19th of December, 20159,561
~ Act II ~ 14 ~ The Missing Owl ~ · 8th of February, 20166,943
~ Act II ~ 15 ~ The Kitten and the Butterfly ~ · 29th of February, 20169,926
~ Interlude IV ~ An Untold Bedtime Story ~ · 28th of March, 20166,514
~ Act II ~ 16 ~ The Dragon Falls ~ · 26th of April, 20167,987
~ Act II ~ 17 ~ The Dragon Thief ~ · 24th of May, 20168,231
~ Act II ~ 18 ~ The Dragon Sacrifice ~ · 26th of July, 201610,565
~ Act II ~ 19 ~ The Promise Of A Future Meeting ~ · 10th of September, 20167,847
~ Act II ~ 20 ~ The Wrangled Maze ~ · 22nd of December, 20169,540
~ Act II ~ 21 ~ The Checklist Conversation ~ · 1st of January, 20175,322
~ Act II ~ 22 ~ The Secret of Heart's Haven ~ · 11th of January, 20179,283
~ Act II ~ 23 ~ The Library's Revelations ~ · 19th of January, 20177,115
~ Interlude V ~ A Filly's Nightmare ~ · 10th of February, 20173,520
~ Act II ~ 24 ~ The Light of the Library ~ · 13th of February, 20178,399
~ Act III ~ 25 ~ The Old Castle's Secret ~ · 27th of February, 20179,111
~ Act III ~ 26 ~ The Legacy From Long Ago ~ · 6th of March, 20175,366
~ Act III ~ 27 ~ The Princess's Last Letter ~ · 19th of March, 20178,563
~ Interlude VI ~ A Vision I ~ · 19th of March, 2017406
~ Act III ~ 28 ~ The Three Stallions ~ · 27th of March, 20179,972
~ Interlude VII ~ A Vision II ~ · 27th of March, 2017860
~ Act III ~ 29 ~ The Longest Night ~ · 31st of March, 201714,451
~ Interlude VIII ~ A Better Future ~ · 4th of April, 2017588
~ Act III ~ 30 ~ The Magic of Hollow Shades ~ · 18th of May, 20175,854
~ Act III ~ 31 ~ The Tale of the Four Princesses ~ · 25th of May, 20177,205
~ Interlude IX ~ An Enchanted Library ~ · 25th of May, 20173,935
~ Act III ~ 32 ~ The Curse of the Everfree ~ · 1st of June, 201710,079
~ Act III ~ 33 ~ The Shared Memories ~ · 7th of June, 20178,620
~ Act III ~ 34 ~ The Return to Canterlot Castle ~ · 7th of June, 20176,148
~ Act III ~ 35 ~ The Last Seeking Night ~ · 8th of June, 20175,629
~ Act III ~ 36 ~ The Seamstress in the Library ~ · 8th of June, 20178,758
~ ??? ~ A Long Wait ~ End of Book I ~ · 14th of June, 20171,553
Likes: 3993 Dislikes: 92
MLP: FiM Adventure Drama Alt. Universe Celestia Luna OC Main 6 Chrysalis
Thanks to the love bomb at the Royal Wedding, Princess Celestia is revealed to be a Changeling Queen. How will Equestria, deal with this? And why is Celestia a Changeling Queen in the first place?
At the Royal Wedding, Chrysalis and the Changelings were revealed to all of Equestria.
But another mask was torn away that day. A mask born for a thousand years. A mask created on one promise. A mask, that has become synonymous, fused, to its bearer.
A mask that when ripped off, causes Twilight, her friends and Luna to question everything they ever knew about the one pony, one very important pony.
At the Royal Wedding, the meaning of the phrase 'Princess Celestia' changes forever.
NOTE: Chrysalis is NOT Celestia!!! That'd be impossible to pull off.
Credits to: Plainoasis for the design of the cover art Note 2: Original cover art here: https://angelea-phoenix.deviantart.com/art/Contest-entry-Changeling-Celestia-337023552
Pre-read/edited by Zervziel ,Blankscape , FinalFan , Courage Fire Aurora Borealis
Side Stories to this can be found: here .
Contribute to the TV Tropes Page (thanks to Babs_Seed72 for getting it up)
Chapters Prologue: The Promise (Majorly Rewritten) · 11th of February, 2013362
Chapter 1: The Life of an Actress · 11th of February, 20133,103
Chapter 2: The Royal Wedding · 13th of February, 20132,347
Chapter 3: Prelude to the Trial · 17th of February, 20132,167
Chapter 4: A Way to the Truth · 22nd of February, 20132,144
Chapter 5: Realization · 26th of February, 20132,189
Chapter 6: Stories · 9th of March, 20134,762
Chapter 7: The Night Alternia Died · 19th of April, 20133,750
Chapter 8: The Dawn of a New Celestia · 4th of May, 20133,784
Alternia: Question and Answer Session · 18th of May, 20139,683
Chapter 9: To Comfort the Moon · 15th of June, 20133,662
Chapter 10: New Promises · 25th of July, 20134,195
Chapter 11: New Developments · 24th of September, 20137,062
Chapter 12: The Drawing of the Lines · 23rd of October, 20137,045
Chapter 13 Life Changing Decisions · 18th of November, 20135,152
Chapter 14 Vestiges of Peace · 14th of January, 20145,872
Chapter 15: Queen meets Princess · 25th of January, 20146,689
Chapter 16: The Precipice · 26th of February, 20147,341
Chapter 17: Night Talk and Fencing · 25th of March, 20146,430
Chapter 18: Trust and Traitors · 17th of June, 201411,038
Chapter 19: Twilight Time · 7th of November, 20143,695
Chapter 20: Sisters · 8th of November, 20144,537
Chapter 21: Mother and Daughter · 9th of November, 20146,642
Chapter 22: A Convenant Takes Shape · 7th of March, 20156,437
Chapter 23: Twilight Time #2, Entomology · 8th of March, 20154,048
Chapter 24: What Goes Around Comes Around · 9th of March, 20156,325
Chapter 25: Fall · 14th of July, 201513,027
Chapter 26: Reactions · 15th of July, 20155,382
Chapter 27: Raising the Sun · 16th of July, 20155,079
Chapter 28: An Offer · 17th of July, 20153,867
Chapter 29: Into a New Dawn · 22nd of July, 20153,698
Chapter 30: The End? · 22nd of July, 2015506
Infinite Horizons Guest Chapter · 26th of February, 20145,920
Likes: 3950 Dislikes: 126
MLP: FiM Gore Romance Dark Adventure Comedy Human OC Discord Other Daring Do Diamond Dogs
A human finds himself in Equestria... He decides to forsake Ponyville and see the world instead.
I always wanted to go to Equestria. When I got the chance, I took the deal without reading the fine print. To my surprise, I didn't arrive there as a pony, or even as a human. It seems I get to view this world from a different perspective than what I've imagined.
My name is Echo. I am a Diamond Dog.
-Edited by the one, the only, Nathan Traveler! -(Cover by Jovial_Shake of fimfiction.net) -Now featured on Equestriadaily.com!
Chapters (Prologue) A Message From Echo · 20th of August, 2012557
(1) Never Trust a Man in a Matching Tracksuit · 28th of April, 20121,132
(2) Red of Tooth and Sharp of Claw · 28th of April, 20124,849
(3) A New Den · 19th of May, 20122,979
(4) An Old Dog Learns a New Trick · 4th of August, 20122,746
(5) Digging for Bones · 28th of April, 20123,530
(6) The Lone Wolf · 19th of May, 20124,045
(7) Welcome to the Pack · 19th of May, 20124,228
(8) Close Encounters of the Furry Kind · 28th of April, 20124,860
(9) Raiding the Kitchen · 28th of April, 20125,088
(10) Rolling Over · 28th of April, 20124,506
(11) Hunting Tactics · 28th of April, 20124,180
(12) Warning Signals · 28th of April, 20123,736
(13) Extinction · 28th of April, 20126,335
(14) Pavlov's Legacy · 19th of May, 20124,591
(15) Top of the Food Chain · 28th of April, 20127,061
(16) Hellhound · 28th of April, 20127,071
(17) The Big Stick · 29th of April, 20126,183
(18) Fowl Play · 28th of April, 20126,662
(19) A Scratch Behind the Ears · 28th of April, 20125,718
(20) [The Battle of Wethoof, Part I] All Dogs Go to Heaven · 12th of May, 20127,887
(21) [The Battle of Wethoof, Part II] Of Fire, Ice, and Diamond · 13th of May, 201210,613
(22) Darwin Be Damned · 23rd of May, 20126,694
(23) Burying Bones · 15th of June, 20127,403
(24) Into the Wild · 4th of August, 20126,404
(Epilogue) Another Message From Echo · 15th of June, 2012537
Likes: 3822 Dislikes: 151
MLP: FiM Sex Dark Comedy Human Rainbow Dash Other Main 6
Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it
Have you ever woken up as a vegetarian cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I can’t seem to do anything right, and it’s even worse when she’s in charge.
Now, we’re in a back and forth war for control of her body. I just want to eat meat again, and have a little personal space. She’s convinced I’m hitting on her friends and trying to score. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix this.
Edits by: Selbi , Abcron , Breath of Plagues , Refro , Jaestring , The Parasprite , Starbound Gurren Pre-read by: SkeeterTL , Solidfire , Penjacker , TypewriterError , Pearple Prose (It took all of them to corral my insanity.) Cover art by Tsitra360 V1.1-Rated teen sex for strong innuendo. V1.2-Pinkie Pie now enforcing RIAA guidelines.
Chapters 1. Unexpected House Guest · 23rd of August, 20135,105
2. Awkward Misadventure for Two · 26th of August, 20135,034
3. New Pony Party · 2nd of September, 20135,704
4. Three Can Keep a Secret · 10th of September, 20135,767
5. Attempts at Normalcy · 11th of September, 20135,382
6. Facing Reality · 14th of September, 20137,040
7. That Escalated Quickly · 18th of September, 20137,126
8. The 20th Century Limited · 23rd of September, 20134,127
9. Full of Surprises · 29th of September, 20136,519
10. Same Crap, Different Day · 4th of October, 20137,363
11. We Need To Go Deeper. · 10th of October, 20134,525
12. In Sickness And Health · 27th of October, 20135,314
13. Blackout · 18th of November, 20133,758
14. Never a Dull Moment · 1st of December, 20136,861
15. Dash of Insanity · 10th of December, 20136,886
16. In The End · 17th of December, 20134,907
17. Epilogue · 20th of December, 20131,579
---- Bonus: Dash's Journal, prequel edition ---- · 6th of January, 20142,300
Likes: 3723 Dislikes: 68
MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Twilight Celestia Luna Other Chrysalis
Twilight accidentally marries Chrysalis.
For years, Twilight Sparkle and Queen Chrysalis have been at each other 's throats. Both have experienced victory over the other , and both have experienced defeat. Out of all the creatures in Equestria, none despise each other the way the pony Princess and changeling Queen do. They seemed destined to remain locked in battle forever, or at least until one is finally dead at the hooves of the other . The cruel insults, the vicious loathing, and the powerful spells that have passed back and forth between them at each meeting have become the stuff of legend.
Imagine Twilight's surprise when she finds out changelings consider this dating.
And now they're married.
***
Sequel: Pony Courtship Rituals
***
Some beautiful fanart of the end of chapter three was done by Dmann892 ; you can see it here .
More awesome fanart, this time from chapter one.
Now with a TvTropes page (obligatory TvTropes warning goes here).
If you want a Russian translation, you can find it here.
There is now a reading of the story on Youtube, which starts here .
Chapters Chapter One: The Engagement · 13th of November, 20153,369
Chapter Two: The Honeymoon · 21st of November, 20153,166
Chapter Three: The Princesses · 8th of December, 20157,069
Chapter Four: The Family · 12th of January, 20166,373
Chapter Five: The Friends · 9th of February, 20166,823
Chapter Six: The Afterparty · 8th of March, 20163,409
Chapter Seven: The Wedding... and the Truth · 25th of March, 20167,662
The Epilogue · 28th of March, 2016587
Likes: 3416 Dislikes: 172
MLP: FiM Sex Romance Comedy Slice of Life Human OC Other Cadance Shining Armor
Cadence's view of love changes
You'd think I'd know the answer right? I AM the Princess of love...
So why is Shiny ignoring me?
Why can't I fix what's wrong with us?
And WHY do I feel.... something for this odd creature that I've befriended?
...Why can't this be easy?
Multi Ch. Cadence first POV
Cadence X human Thanks for everyone who edited, pre-read, etc... I'll put your names down a different day
Part 4 in the cool Roman names series (I know Ares isn't a Roman name but I don't give a f%$@@#$k!)
Cover goes to whoever drew it
Chapters A 'Yeti' drops by · 22nd of October, 20134,530
You sure you guys aren't part dog? · 5th of November, 20134,967
Of letters and Playmare's · 18th of November, 20134,689
Arguments, Agreements, and Almost Forced Photoshoots · 2nd of December, 20135,222
Chess games and Reminiscing · 17th of December, 20135,405
A Christmas Special: Huzzah to Diddling! · 24th of December, 20136,340
What Goes Up Must Come Down · 6th of January, 20148,191
Away to Canterlot · 20th of January, 20148,436
Give a little take a little · 3rd of February, 20149,731
Lakes and Tears · 17th of February, 20148,678
A vacation from the vacation · 10th of March, 20149,197
And the castle comes crashing down · 24th of March, 20149,176
Talks in the Moonlight · 7th of April, 20147,885
Butterflies · 21st of April, 20149,673
Birthday Surprises · 5th of May, 20148,005
Letters, Confessions, and This is Love · 12th of May, 20145,673
Author's notes · 12th of May, 2014306
Likes: 3400 Dislikes: 119
MLP: FiM Sex Gore Adventure Human Alt. Universe Luna OC Nightmare Moon
Right before the Elements struck, the Nightmare unleashed a spell out of desperation. A substitution spell. Other wise known as the correct use of Kawarimi.
As the elements were unleashed, the Nightmare knew it was over. But it would not let it's fun end. No, it would not be left behind. It would find another world to bring to ruin. As for the poor sap that was left in It's place? He was going to get blasted, what did it matter what he ended up getting from It?
Cover Image by NetherWalker
Realized there was no link, so I'm adding two, one here and one in the chapter. After the events of Don't Underestimate the Power of a Bored Mare , the juicy bits that I cant put in a T fic: Defining Love
Edit: I swear, half of you are uncultured heathens. The thing in the image with the Nightmare's hair is a substitute doll
Chapters Nightmare Used Substitute. Substitute Weathered the Blow. · 25th of April, 20152,168
Foals are Friends, not Food · 25th of April, 20152,649
Dreamweaver · 25th of April, 20152,127
"..And then I Jumped out and Yelled 'Supplies!" · 26th of April, 20152,412
Resource Farming · 28th of April, 20152,895
Party Like it's... What Year is it Again? · 30th of April, 20152,184
It's not the Truth, It's What They See · 1st of May, 20152,870
Jobs? Give me a List of Names, and Some Darts · 4th of May, 20152,689
Clearing Jungles and Jungle Clearings. · 6th of May, 20155,351
Be Cautious of what you Wish for. · 7th of May, 20153,330
A Daughter's Fear · 9th of May, 20152,971
Our Past Gives Birth to Our Fears · 21st of May, 20152,542
Where One Exists, So May Other s · 21st of May, 20152,661
What's in a Name? · 23rd of May, 20152,634
Where There's Smoke · 23rd of May, 20152,194
Pick your Poison · 24th of May, 20153,768
Spiritual and Physical Health · 28th of May, 20153,421
Their Love Gives Him Strength · 29th of May, 20152,301
A More Elegant Resource Run for a More Civilized People · 30th of May, 20154,487
Uh, Sir? You Have Something on Your... · 1st of June, 20153,239
One Shadow Does Not Lie to Another · 2nd of June, 20153,470
I Leave You Guys for a Week · 3rd of June, 20152,098
Kings Weep Not for Their People, But No King is He · 3rd of June, 20152,816
Marriage and Leadership · 19th of June, 20153,705
Proper Plot Care · 21st of June, 20154,044
Queen Huggle-Buzz · 23rd of June, 20153,575
Everything the Light Touches · 23rd of June, 20152,739
...Is Wracked with Pain · 23rd of June, 20151,891
Dreams of Home · 29th of June, 20155,256
Goals · 30th of June, 20154,005
Low Blows and the Love of Children · 1st of July, 20154,819
Turnabout is Fair Play · 5th of July, 20153,081
Desperate for Love · 6th of July, 20153,284
The Fate of the Lost · 24th of July, 20153,104
Like a Good Neighbor · 28th of July, 20155,994
That's Not What I Meant by a Heart to Heart, Put Down the Knife. · 30th of July, 20154,036
When You Invite Someone to Dinner, Take Their Dietary Needs into Account · 31st of July, 20152,823
Bonus Objective: No Alerts Triggered · 31st of July, 20155,190
Watch that Recoil · 4th of August, 20153,355
Rainy Days and Mondays · 6th of August, 20154,271
All Work and No Play Leads to a Frustrated Cuddlebug · 7th of August, 20153,803
Lookin for Love · 8th of August, 20154,787
Blood Rage: Highs and Lows · 15th of August, 20156,222
Oh My God, It's Everywhere! · 17th of August, 20155,307
Embraced, Both in Body and Mind · 18th of August, 20153,274
Family Get-Together · 18th of August, 20152,664
It's not Often We get Visitors · 23rd of August, 20153,591
She Cares for Her Own · 25th of August, 20153,441
Don't Underestimate the Power of a Bored Mare · 27th of August, 20155,812
A God Without Worshippers · 3rd of September, 20156,724
Taking Census · 8th of September, 20155,858
Better the Carrot than the Array · 11th of September, 20155,028
The Legends of Another World · 12th of September, 20153,760
Charity is its Own Reward... · 24th of September, 20155,970
...but I do Accept Reality Checks · 8th of October, 20155,755
Surveying the Kingdom · 15th of October, 20155,947
The Truth About Changeling Culture · 3rd of November, 20155,019
The Start of the New Way and the Scars of the Twilight Coup · 7th of November, 20153,620
A New Type of Hive · 8th of November, 20154,893
Some Bend and Some Break · 10th of November, 20155,102
Your Bed is Warmer · 14th of November, 20155,153
Now Remember, First Impressions are Important · 18th of November, 20154,228
The Council and the Patchwork Mare · 22nd of November, 20154,941
Happiness Doubled by Family Shared · 29th of November, 20154,937
Holiday Fever · 3rd of December, 20154,834
Memories of Christmas Warmings past · 21st of December, 20156,385
Not that kind of love, geeze! · 30th of December, 20155,085
Retaliations · 2nd of January, 20165,428
I'd say Screw the Everfree Forest... · 7th of January, 20165,612
...But It May Derive Some Pleasure From Such an Act · 10th of January, 20166,256
Bunnytopia · 13th of January, 20164,705
Those Who Suffer in Silence · 17th of January, 20165,936
Pandinus Discovers Pranks and Cimmerian Embraces His Feminine Side · 19th of January, 20165,814
Jailbreak · 22nd of January, 20166,944
The Mad Hive Vs. The Shadow Hive · 25th of January, 20165,655
Madness Unleashed · 26th of January, 20166,606
Do Griffons go on Dates? · 28th of January, 20164,603
Home at Last, and the Mistress is Hungry · 30th of January, 20165,773
Princess Cadance, Alicorn of Marriage Counseling · 2nd of February, 20168,294
The Talk · 6th of February, 20165,904
On Alicorn Hygiene Practices · 13th of February, 20166,115
Practice Makes Perfect · 17th of February, 20166,080
The Shell Shocked and the Settled · 25th of February, 20167,415
Dream-Sweep · 27th of February, 20166,982
Hope to the Hopeless, The Brightest Shadow · 14th of March, 20165,820
A Bunch of Bull · 2nd of May, 20164,952
Dreaming of a Green Christmas. · 12th of May, 20166,720
Dream Lesson · 31st of May, 20163,704
The Party Mare Cometh · 8th of September, 20163,612
Warming Hearts · 8th of September, 20162,589
What to Do With A Spare Soul · 9th of September, 20162,674
Cross-Culture Christmas · 29th of November, 20167,241
Beginning of the End · 31st of December, 20165,053
Hightalon · 1st of January, 20175,606
Heed the Words of the Elders · 31st of January, 20176,594
Familiar Territory, Familiar Faces · 20th of March, 20175,257
Reality Meets Expectations · 24th of May, 20175,833
The Mission: Steal the Moon · 2nd of June, 201713,114
Recovery is a Not-So-long Road for an Alicorn · 16th of June, 20176,505
These Campaigns were Easier on the Computer · 15th of September, 20175,492
Hive Exploits · 1st of November, 20174,542
Wearing Down Resistance · 6th of December, 20173,550
Life Lessons · 12th of December, 20176,043
Marks of the Soul · 23rd of December, 20173,443
Did I Miss Anything? · 24th of November, 20183,860
Crystal Corpse · 21st of December, 20183,212
Crystal Resurrection · 26th of December, 20183,155
Likes: 3318 Dislikes: 101
MLP: FiM Sex Romance Slice of Life Human Rarity Trixie Cheerilee Spitfire OC
The story of the everyday life of a human hired by mares to provide comfort for their needs, all the while exploring Equestrian life through the eyes of his customers. Set in the Gentlemanverse.
Humanity found out that it was not alone years ago. A portal was opened, revealing the existence of Equestria, land of the Ponies, and a much larger world. Soon, a partnership between the two races was formed. All was well.
Having been rejected from taking a job he was aiming for in Equestria, a human stumbles upon another job opportunity. With the staggering ratio of mare and stallion, somepony thought they could make some money to hire out human males to mares on request, providing a wide range of service from the intimate to the very sensual.
This is his story.
"A Gentleman for Mares must be capable of adapting to the needs of any mare, always expanding his repertoire and make each customer a happy one—for a happy customer, is a repeat customer."
~ Platinum Corona, Founder of Gentleman for Mares.
Contains human paired with ponies. You've been warned.
First Story of the Gentlemanverse
The story was added in Equestria After Dark. Yay!
The Equestrian Critics Society gave this story the initial score of 8.9/10. (Full Review ) Honorable Mention for Fic of the Month, June 2013
Aquillo's WRITE Review
Chapters Spitfire's First Gentleman · 6th of November, 20126,374
The Enduring and Adaptable Gentleman · 12th of November, 20127,269
Take the Heat, Gentleman · 7th of December, 20129,284
Gentleman, Teach Me Something Please · 31st of December, 201211,650
We Need Gentlemen · 18th of January, 201315,483
Gentleman in the Falls · 8th of March, 201313,738
Gentleman Falls · 15th of June, 20139,746
Drowning Gentleman · 14th of July, 201310,275
The Lady and the Gentleman · 11th of August, 201312,716
The Gentleman and His Mare · 19th of August, 20132,969
Likes: 3284 Dislikes: 86
MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Human Celestia OC Other Main 6
TD's journey around the lands outside of Equestria
After leaving Ponyville, the human TD Harrison Powell finds himself in even stranger territory than the land of the ponies. Will he find his way home? Or will he find out that he should have stayed in Ponyville under the watchful eyes of the Royal Sisters after all?
Edited by the amazing Jack Kellar and Marioland1
Special thanks to MyHobby for the cover art!!
Chapters He Was Never the Center · 6th of January, 20132,424
Crystals · 6th of January, 20133,477
Why? · 24th of January, 20134,074
The Bizzare Aquisition of Oswald Q. Phoenix · 21st of February, 20134,144
Soundspeed · 27th of February, 20133,685
TD Learns Some Odd Things and Meets the First of The Intelligent Races · 4th of March, 20134,023
Die Diamanten-Hunde on Third Base · 12th of March, 20133,060
You Know, Soundspeed Isn't the Only One Who Can Kick Plot · 20th of March, 20135,497
TD and the Zebras · 27th of March, 20133,609
Catch the Chicken, Rocky · 8th of April, 20136,782
Hansit · 25th of April, 20133,834
Facepalming My Phoenix · 24th of May, 20133,887
Schunie · 3rd of July, 20135,911
Preparation · 22nd of July, 20135,214
The Ultimate Showdown · 7th of August, 20136,114
Of All the Dumb Luck... · 8th of August, 20133,837
Uh, No Thank You · 20th of August, 20133,374
Why Me? · 24th of August, 20132,659
The Clans · 31st of August, 20136,156
Saddle Arabia · 2nd of September, 20133,833
Another Goes Down · 8th of September, 20132,607
Whodunit · 13th of September, 20134,919
Queen Chrysalis is a Total Idiot · 15th of September, 20132,789
Chrysalis gets Mad... and Then I Do · 16th of September, 20134,141
Twilight's Tribute · 17th of September, 20133,440
The Crystal Heart · 18th of September, 20135,242
Debriefing · 18th of September, 2013429
All I Can Do · 18th of November, 2013479
Likes: 3224 Dislikes: 279
MLP: FiM Sex Gore Romance Adventure Comedy Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Gilda Trixie OC Main 6 Diamond Dogs
Name's Griffin, I'm sarcastic, I'm crude, and I'm a brony.
I'm Griffin, not much else to it. I've been bullied most of my life, which left me bitter and sarcastic. I'm a closet brony. What? You think I'm just gonna go out and tell a world that hates me that I watch a cartoon intended for little girls? I don't feel like giving the punks at school any more ammo. That's when cosmic powers decide I need to take a trip to my favorite fantasy land. But all is not sunshine and rainbows and it certainly won't be after I'm done with it. Equestria from the point of view of an extremely pissed off teenager, with a twist. Rust, the author of 'The Ballad of Echo the Diamond dog' is awesomesauce enough to have a cross over between our stories. Carnelian is a boss when it comes to art. Part of the 'Chess Game of the Gods'.
Violence, gratuitous swearing, and sexual themes. Reader discretion is advised.
Chapters Well, This Is Original (1) · 2nd of August, 20121,299
Can I Get The Number Of That Bus? (2) · 27th of July, 20123,017
Life In The Wild (3) · 27th of July, 20121,476
I'm A Badass? (4) · 27th of July, 20123,161
Breakdown (5) · 5th of September, 20123,645
On The Road Again (6) · 27th of July, 20123,761
Too Peaceful (7) · 27th of July, 20122,293
New In Town (8) · 27th of July, 20123,507
Explanation (9) · 27th of July, 20122,853
Training (10) · 27th of July, 20122,288
Breakout (11) · 12th of August, 20123,159
Test (12) · 6th of August, 20124,693
Freedom (13) · 13th of April, 20123,733
Letters (14) · 14th of August, 20122,796
Preparation (15) · 9th of April, 20123,206
Other Side (16)· 14th of April, 20123,327
Price (17) · 2nd of April, 20122,331
Daring and Scooby Doo (18) · 6th of April, 20124,235
Duel (19) · 28th of September, 20125,812
More Letters and Other Side (20) · 14th of April, 20124,544
Did I Mention I'm A Pirate? (21) · 13th of April, 20123,291
Here Kitty Kitty (22) · 5th of August, 20124,310
Heartfelt (23) · 18th of April, 20123,149
Arachnophobia (24) · 16th of June, 20123,934
Magic, *Snort Snort* (25) · 31st of July, 20123,069
Diplomacy Part 1 (26) · 25th of April, 20122,660
Diplomacy Part 2 (27) · 27th of May, 20122,668
Diplomacy Part 3 (28) · 13th of July, 20122,708
Blood (29) · 8th of May, 20124,568
Parenthood (30) · 9th of June, 20123,489
Greed (31) · 13th of August, 20122,666
Mail Time With Ponies (32) · 28th of April, 20123,203
Other Side The Third (33)· 28th of April, 20123,269
Meet The Troll (34) · 7th of August, 20123,308
Takeoff (35) · 3rd of May, 20124,901
Rampage (36) · 26th of July, 20123,677
Farewell (37) · 1st of May, 20123,644
Gilda (38) · 2nd of May, 20122,680
Shy (39) · 2nd of May, 20121,737
Growl (40) · 3rd of May, 20121,262
A Dash Of Life (41) · 3rd of May, 20122,343
The Trix To Success (42) · 7th of May, 20124,867
Pink (43) · 8th of May, 20123,062
Food and Flag (44) · 10th of May, 20123,107
Natives (45) · 11th of May, 20122,351
Lies And Slander (46) · 16th of September, 20122,716
Why Was School Never This Fun? (47) · 9th of June, 20122,687
Letters Again (48) · 13th of May, 20122,668
Raid (49) · 2nd of August, 20123,538
The Part Where Stuff Happens (50) · 2nd of August, 20123,591
Attack On Equestria (51) · 25th of May, 20122,547
Bug Hunt (52) · 22nd of June, 20123,543
Pain (53) · 13th of June, 20124,740
Resolution (54) · 13th of June, 20122,232
Rounds (55) · 26th of May, 20123,096
Meet the Medic (56) · 27th of May, 20122,173
Technology (57) · 1st of June, 20123,263
The Part Where More Stuff Happens (58) · 7th of June, 20123,225
It's A Human Thing (59) · 5th of June, 20123,453
Manehatten (60) · 9th of June, 20123,495
Viva Las Pegasus (61) · 13th of June, 20122,353
Growing Up (62) · 13th of June, 20122,925
Letting Go (63) · 13th of June, 20123,159
Ponyville (64) · 24th of November, 20126,134
Concert (65) · 27th of August, 20123,013
I'm Not A 'Lyre' (66) · 14th of June, 20125,324
Signal (67) · 27th of August, 20122,535
Another Human? Another idiot. (68) · 10th of September, 20122,177
Ahoy Aoi (69)..... Lol, 69 · 1st of July, 20125,832
Party Hard, And It's Not Even The Concert Yet (70) · 7th of July, 20122,661
What Shall We Do With A Drunken Bugbear? (71) · 19th of July, 20124,277
Shit, Nice To Meet You, I'm Fan. (72) · 14th of July, 20123,654
Playful Demon (73) · 21st of July, 20125,251
Breakfast At Canterlot (74) · 27th of July, 20123,222
Visions Of The Future (Also known as SPOILER): Beginning Of The End (75) · 2nd of August, 2012880
Equestrian Idol (76) · 7th of August, 20125,352
Paperwork (77) · 10th of August, 20125,718
Back To Work (78) · 19th of August, 20124,400
How do I Sword Sword? (79) · 19th of August, 20126,156
Class Dismissed (80) · 25th of August, 20126,893
SlenderGrif Bakes Cupcakes (81) · 28th of August, 20122,583
Get Off My Ship (82) · 31st of August, 20122,965
Interrupted Bliss (83) · 19th of September, 20122,361
Embers Of A Past Blaze (84) · 3rd of October, 20124,142
Aftermath (85) · 4th of September, 20123,116
Captain Gilda (86) · 5th of September, 20121,993
Science! (87) · 9th of September, 20121,929
Negotiation (88) · 19th of September, 20123,801
An Etch In My Heart (89) · 19th of September, 20121,477
Morals (90) · 20th of September, 20122,661
Mind-F--- (91) · 23rd of September, 20122,239
Breaking The Rules (92) · 23rd of September, 20123,097
Betrayal (93) · 25th of September, 20124,612
Man Up Ya Wee Lass! (94) · 25th of September, 20122,176
Hello Everypony (95) · 31st of October, 20123,728
Welcome To The World (96) · 3rd of October, 201210,551
Nuclear Launch Detected.... No, Not Really (97) · 12th of October, 20124,545
Murder, He Wrote (98) · 17th of October, 20123,037
The Happening (99) · 18th of October, 20123,116
Griffin's Mind (ERMAHGERD! One Hundred) · 23rd of October, 20127,340
Ho Ho Huh? · 25th of December, 2012172
Likes: 3006 Dislikes: 376
MLP: FiM Sex Gore Adventure Sci-Fi Human Celestia Luna Trixie OC Main 6
A human soldier finds himself in Equestria and must find his way home... wherever it may be.
This is what it means to be a man of war... This is the story of a human soldier named Miles Eremita and his exploits throughout Equestria.
Arc One: Friends- Finding himself in a new, unfamiliar land, Miles must come to terms with what happened and start life over. Luckily for him, his friends will help him through this struggle. Chapters 1- 67
Arc Two: Cities- On the brink of disaster and against time itself, Miles must travel to now forgotten lands to find the answers he seeks. With the aid of his friends, will Miles be able to handle what he finds? Or will Death get the better of him? Chapters 68- 170
Arc Three: Growing Pains- Life continues for our heroes, for better or for worse. With the aid of some timeless mentors, inspiring role models, and some great friends; watch as life unfolds and tensions grow. But with new growth, comes new pain. Chapters 171- ***
Arc Four: War- The great unthinkable has occurred, but all is not as it seems. As tensions break and blood is spilled, can our heroes make it through the madness of conflict? And what will be left for those that survive? The Darkness is here. Chapters ***-***
Arc Five: In Sanity- Death has dealt his final blow, but only in time will it show. In the darkness of the moon you will learn of your doom; and in the light of day you will lose your way. The war has taken its toll, but who will end in control? Chapters ***-***
Chapters Chapter 1 Choices (revised) · 13th of December, 20121,907
Chapter 2 New Beginnings · 13th of December, 20123,682
Chapter 3 Orientation · 21st of August, 20124,198
Chapter 4 Power · 9th of December, 20123,916
Chaper 5 What Friends Are For · 9th of December, 20123,897
Chapter 6 Fall of Topaz Falls · 9th of December, 20124,060
Chapter 7 Second Impression · 13th of December, 20123,713
Chapter 8 Time Gone By · 13th of November, 20123,300
Chapter 9 Judgement · 24th of August, 20122,886
Chapter 10 Party Time · 13th of December, 20123,577
Chapter 11 Stampede · 31st of August, 20122,084
Chapter 12 Friends · 31st of August, 20123,822
Chapter 13 Long Road To Recovery · 13th of December, 20123,179
Chapter 14 Sugarcube Corner · 13th of December, 20123,403
Chapter 15 Carousel Boutique · 13th of December, 20122,712
Chapter 16 Trust · 2nd of September, 20122,365
Chapter 17 True Intentions · 2nd of September, 20124,750
Chapter 18 Night Time Complications · 13th of November, 20122,642
Chapter 19 Journey to Mt. Sky Scraper · 5th of September, 20124,235
Chapter 20 Waking Dragons · 27th of October, 20124,297
Chapter 21 Pinkies Party · 11th of September, 20124,950
Chapter 22 Manual Labor · 12th of September, 20123,518
Chapter 23 Old Wounds, New Problems · 12th of September, 20122,410
Chapter 24 Secrets and Lies · 13th of November, 20123,164
Chapter 25 Feathers and Pancakes · 13th of November, 20122,586
Chapter 26 Rainy Day Games · 12th of September, 20122,522
Chapter 27 Project Re-Surface Integration · 12th of September, 20126,495
Chapter 28 Mending Broken Hearts · 14th of September, 20122,245
Chapter 29 Temptations · 16th of September, 20122,598
Chapter 30 Earning Trust · 16th of September, 20122,317
Chapter 31 Deverto Pulvis · 16th of September, 20122,441
Chapter 32 My Storm · 18th of September, 20122,718
Chapter 33 Et Salutant Mortuus · 17th of May, 20127,213
Chapter 34 Fame and Infamy · 17th of April, 20122,621
Chapter 35 Sweet Apple Acres · 15th of April, 20122,947
Chapter 36 Cutie Mark Crusaders · 17th of April, 20122,564
Chapter 37 Meeting of the Minds · 15th of October, 20123,231
Chapter 38 Lost in Thought · 26th of September, 20122,452
Chapter 39 A Home of My Own · 22nd of April, 20122,549
Chapter 40 House Warming Gift · 22nd of April, 20122,804
Chapter 41 Meeting The Past · 22nd of April, 20123,055
Chapter 42 Just Another Party · 26th of September, 20122,422
Chapter 43 Into The Wilderness · 23rd of April, 20122,812
Chapter 44 Just A Scratch · 23rd of April, 20122,684
Chapter 45 Train Ride · 27th of October, 20122,269
Chapter 46 Powerful Love · 24th of April, 20126,790
Chapter 47 Breaking Elements · 25th of April, 20124,715
Chapter 48 My Promise · 27th of April, 20123,459
Chapter 49 A Day At The Lake · 27th of April, 20124,387
Chapter 50 Storm Cloud · 28th of April, 20122,319
Chapter 51 Recovery · 28th of April, 20122,512
Chapter 52 Rain Cloud · 29th of April, 20123,172
Chapter 53 Inheritances · 3rd of May, 20122,503
Chapter 54 Dinner for Two · 2nd of June, 20123,414
Chapter 55 Heart Break · 3rd of May, 20122,604
Chapter 56 Rainbow's Book · 3rd of May, 20123,208
Chapter 57 Lupus · 6th of May, 20123,235
Chapter 58 Moving On · 6th of May, 20122,912
Chapter 59 Apples · 6th of May, 20122,931
Chapter 60 Pinkies Carnival · 18th of August, 20123,184
Chapter 61 Just Another Bad Day · 7th of May, 20122,577
Chapter 62 Spartan Training · 27th of November, 20128,697
Chapter 63 Returning Home · 9th of May, 20122,558
Chapter 64 A Day At The Spa · 12th of May, 20124,440
Chapter 65 Permission · 16th of May, 20124,042
Chapter 66 Guards and Soldiers · 16th of May, 20123,565
Chapter 67 Diamond Dogs · 17th of May, 20125,186
End Of Arc One Bonus Chapter · 20th of July, 20128,470
Chapter 68 Darkness · 22nd of May, 20123,973
Chapter 69 Luna's Fury · 18th of August, 20125,258
Chapter 70 Luna's Love · 24th of May, 20124,209
Chapter 71 Losing Control · 26th of May, 20123,031
Chapter 72 Escape From Topaz Falls · 28th of May, 20123,743
Chapter 73 Return to Ponyville · 30th of May, 20123,360
Chapter 74 The Trade · 30th of May, 20123,361
Chapter 75 Wanting · 2nd of June, 20123,906
Chapter 76 Spartan Politics · 5th of June, 20124,458
Chapter 77 Unexpected Visitor · 10th of June, 20124,265
Chapter 78 The Best Hiding Spot Ever · 10th of June, 20123,010
Chapter 79 Welcome To Topaz Falls · 13th of June, 20122,918
Chapter 80 Long Road To Ruin · 17th of June, 20123,335
Chapter 81 Losing The Fight · 29th of June, 20123,476
Chapter 82 Gifts From The Past · 20th of June, 20123,533
Chapter 83 Meeting Of Masters · 17th of September, 20124,066
Chapter 84 Fires, Trees, And Water · 24th of June, 20123,034
Chapter 85 In The Cold Of Night · 8th of July, 20124,021
Chapter 86 Crossing The Divide · 8th of July, 20125,487
Chapter 87 Primum Somno · 8th of July, 20121,719
Chapter 88 And Then There Was Sex · 4th of November, 20124,025
Chapter 89 Believe · 10th of July, 20124,254
Chapter 90 The Greatest Proposal, The Biggest Slip Up · 10th of July, 20124,233
Chapter 91 Simple Request · 10th of July, 20123,662
Chapter 92 Date Night · 11th of July, 20123,235
Chapter 93 Wedding Plans · 6th of July, 20122,836
Chapter 94 Storm's Bachelor Party · 11th of July, 20123,269
Chapter 95 A Quick Run Into Town · 22nd of July, 20124,064
Chapter 96 Whats Left · 23rd of July, 20123,534
Chapter 97 What's Important · 25th of July, 20123,598
Chapter 98 Die Memoria · 25th of July, 20124,903
Chapter 99 Nightmare Night · 15th of August, 20124,485
Q/A Special #1 · 23rd of July, 20124,694
Chapter 100 Miles's Bachelor Party · 26th of July, 20126,130
Chapter 101 The Big Day · 9th of August, 20124,369
Chapter 102 The Big Night · 20th of October, 20123,901
Chapter 103 Proper Time · 13th of November, 201210,006
Chapter 104 Las Pegasis · 10th of August, 20129,625
Chapter 105 My Brother · 9th of August, 20124,493
Chapter 106 Gems · 12th of August, 20123,152
Chapter 107 Specialization · 29th of August, 20124,138
Chapter 108 Night Court · 30th of August, 20124,427
Chapter 109 Moosden · 17th of August, 20123,678
Chapter 110 Quartz Crest · 29th of August, 20122,718
Chapter 111 A Close Call · 21st of August, 20122,839
Chapter 112 Generous Sacrifice · 9th of October, 20123,150
Chapter 113 Message In The Dark · 8th of October, 20123,681
Chapter 114 Awkward Positions · 29th of August, 20123,645
Chapter 115 Spartan Territory · 12th of November, 20123,665
Chapter 116 Them · 29th of August, 20124,977
Chapter 117 The Group · 30th of August, 20123,003
Chapter 118 Autographs And Books · 31st of August, 20122,705
Chapter 119 Call Me Maybe · 3rd of September, 20126,304
Chapter 120 Answering The Call · 5th of September, 20124,993
Chapter 121 Just In Time · 8th of September, 20124,712
Chapter 122 Fort Misery · 11th of September, 20125,442
Chapter 123 Archaic Deals · 6th of December, 20124,235
Chapter 124 Victory? · 6th of December, 20124,252
Chapter 125 The Other Half · 18th of September, 20123,239
Chapter 126 New Power · 20th of November, 20123,447
Chapter 127 Soror · 20th of November, 20124,272
Chapter 128 Big News · 27th of September, 20123,271
Chapter 129 Little Talks · 20th of November, 20124,081
Chapter 130 Early Distant Warning · 4th of October, 20124,230
Chapter 131 Almost · 5th of October, 20123,328
Chapter 132 Lost Answer · 13th of November, 20123,480
Chapter 133 Amethyst · 10th of October, 20123,042
Chapter 134 Red Light · 12th of October, 20123,126
Chapter 135 Green Light · 15th of October, 20125,400
Chapter 136 Coming Back Together · 19th of October, 20123,724
Chapter 137 Choosing Life · 5th of November, 20123,474
Chapter 138 Posting Bail · 27th of October, 20123,293
Chapter 139 Itsy Bitsy Spider · 5th of November, 20123,803
Chapter 140 Go To Bed · 5th of November, 20124,359
Chapter 141 Meeting New Ponies · 6th of November, 20123,580
Chapter 142 Friendly Advice · 8th of November, 20123,971
Chapter 143 Your Trust · 14th of November, 20123,431
Chapter 144 Now And Later · 17th of November, 20124,286
Chapter 145 Consuming Kings · 20th of November, 20124,350
Chapter 146 One Day · 23rd of November, 20123,985
Chapter 147 My Miles · 27th of November, 20123,700
Chapter 148 Training Spartans · 9th of December, 201213,733
Chapter 149 New Spartans On The Block · 14th of December, 20123,086
Chapter 150 Happy Birthday · 18th of December, 20123,534
Chapter 151 A Night To Remember · 24th of December, 20125,785
Chapter 152 Just You And Me Part 1 Miles · 30th of December, 20125,229
Chapter 153 Just You And Me Part 2 Luna · 4th of January, 20134,850
Chapter 154 Just You And Me Part 3 Rainbow Dash · 9th of January, 20135,721
Chapter 155 Off To Trottingham · 12th of January, 20133,911
Chapter 156 Jasper Lies · 15th of January, 20135,318
Chapter 157 Jasper Truths · 22nd of January, 20134,564
Chapter 158 Home For Hearths Warming Eve · 25th of January, 20135,318
Chapter 159 The Great And Powerful... · 30th of January, 20138,592
Chapter 160 Hearths Warming Eve · 3rd of February, 201313,521
Chapter 161 Training In Void · 13th of February, 201310,674
Chapter 162 One Last Adventure · 18th of February, 20132,514
Chapter 163 Emerald City: Of Faith And Loyalty · 23rd of February, 201310,549
Chapter 164 Ruby Canyon: Cruel Kindness · 3rd of March, 201310,937
Chapter 165 Bartering Hearts · 7th of March, 20133,980
Chapter 166 Dealing With Hearts · 15th of March, 20134,407
Chapter 167 Diamond Halls: Unknown Memories · 8th of April, 201319,565
Chapter 168 Galena: Terradisian Arsenal · 7th of May, 201317,074
Chapter 169 New Garnet: Echos of War · 1st of June, 201319,260
Chapter 170 Outpost Zero · 1st of June, 20131,701
End of Arc Two Bonus Chapter · 12th of July, 201317,626
Chapter 171 Five Stages... · 12th of July, 20133,006
Chapter 172 I Think, Therefore I Am · 13th of July, 20133,456
Chapter 173 Past Present · 16th of July, 20133,738
Chapter 174 When In Roam... · 18th of July, 20134,016
Chapter 175 Nap Time · 20th of July, 20133,162
Chapter 176 Party Time Challenges · 22nd of July, 20134,350
Chapter 177 Pharmaceutical Needs · 25th of July, 20133,047
Chapter 178 Old Habits... · 29th of July, 20134,447
Chapter 179 Happiness, With a Side of Syrup · 1st of August, 20133,083
Chapter 180 Getting Back to Business · 4th of August, 20133,674
Chapter 181 Plans Well Made · 8th of August, 20133,023
Chapter 182 Family Affairs · 15th of August, 20133,139
Chapter 183 Back To Work · 22nd of August, 20133,992
Chapter 184 Shiny Ordeals · 26th of August, 20133,315
Chapter 185 Watching Statera · 2nd of September, 20139,156
Chapter 186 Chaos · 3rd of September, 20133,687
Chapter 187 Discorded Sisters · 7th of September, 20133,033
Chapter 188 Purgian Progress · 12th of September, 20133,790
Chapter 189 Mad Ponies · 16th of September, 20133,276
Chapter 190 Losing Solitude · 22nd of September, 20135,153
Chapter 191 So Much To Do · 25th of September, 20134,663
Chapter 192 Men and Kings · 29th of September, 20135,477
Chapter 193 My Hometown · 4th of October, 20135,300
Chapter 194 Summit · 10th of October, 20138,034
Chapter 195 Foalish Effects · 15th of October, 20134,113
Chapter 196 The Orders · 23rd of October, 20133,194
Chapter 197 In-Human Concerns · 5th of November, 20137,089
Chapter 198 Understanding Balance · 13th of November, 20135,821
Chapter 199 It's a... · 20th of November, 20133,153
Q/A Special #2 · 27th of November, 20136,334
Chapter 200 Better Days · 19th of December, 20138,548
Chapter 201 Mother Knows Best · 2nd of January, 20143,891
Chapter 202 Simple Enough · 8th of January, 20144,008
Chapter 203 Easy Mystery · 23rd of January, 20143,963
Chapter 204 First and Last · 4th of February, 20145,045
Chapter 205 Icy Premonitions · 14th of February, 20144,689
Chapter 206 Play Ball · 2nd of March, 20148,859
Chapter 207 Hard Losses · 4th of April, 20144,882
Chapter 208 Chin Up · 26th of April, 20144,426
Chapter 209 Change · 11th of May, 20144,211
Chapter 210 Dinner In Moosden · 4th of July, 20147,757
Chapter 211 Syncney · 14th of July, 20143,888
Chapter 212 Joint Concerns · 11th of August, 20143,779
Chapter 213 Joint Operations · 30th of August, 20147,203
Chapter 214 Time in the Library · 6th of September, 20147,820
Chapter 215 Blink · 13th of September, 20144,100
Chapter 216 Deals · 22nd of September, 20147,744
Chapter 217 Get Ready · 3rd of October, 20146,239
Chapter 218 Hidden Plans · 20th of October, 201411,215
Chapter 219 Southern Badlands · 1st of November, 20149,348
Chapter 220 Neighbors · 9th of November, 20146,591
Chapter 221 Power In Play · 29th of November, 20147,177
Chapter 222 Power Speaks · 12th of December, 20143,414
Chapter 223 Undesired Desires · 23rd of December, 20147,374
Chapter 224 Keen Allies · 9th of January, 20157,556
Chapter 225 Scouts · 23rd of February, 201510,323
Chapter 226 Bloody Number Five · 30th of March, 201510,309
Chapter 227 New Power · 6th of May, 20157,100
Chapter 228 In Deep · 10th of June, 20157,191
Chapter 229 Make Me Better · 17th of August, 201516,526
Chapter 230 Set in Motion · 8th of October, 20159,847
Chapter 231 Repercussions · 19th of December, 20154,104
Chapter 232 The Treaty of Crescent Cove · 23rd of December, 20156,937
Chapter 233 Wait · 25th of December, 20154,024
Chapter 234 Gala Preparations · 14th of January, 20163,506
Chapter 235 Who's Who · 23rd of February, 20165,518
Chapter 236 Political Understanding · 29th of February, 20164,910
Chapter 237 Dark Side · 25th of March, 20164,711
Chapter 238 No Rest for the Wicked · 22nd of April, 20166,764
Chapter 239 Plan of Action · 17th of August, 20167,310
Chapter 240-A Pinkie's Political Party Planning Predicament · 2nd of September, 20163,012
Chapter 241 Relics in the Attic · 6th of September, 20163,679
Chapter 242 Praetorian Guard · 17th of September, 20163,243
Chapter 243 Squad Goals · 25th of September, 20165,076
Chapter 244 The Prince and the Princess · 1st of October, 20164,820
Chapter 245 Audit Queen · 16th of October, 20165,692
Chapter 246 Miles' Lie · 28th of October, 20163,609
Chapter 247 Operation Unthinkable · 23rd of December, 201614,328
Chapter 248 Terms of War · 12th of March, 20175,426
Chapter 249 Non Semper Erit Aestas · 1st of April, 20173,708
Chapter 250 Words With the Captain · 2nd of July, 20174,319
Chapter 251 Susurrans Bellum · 6th of August, 20174,454
Chapter 252 Alone With Nothing · 11th of January, 20184,382
Chapter 253 Waiting in the Moonlight · 9th of May, 20183,531
Chapter 254 Follow the Leader · 24th of May, 20198,583
Chapter 255 Lucens Vigor · 2nd of September, 20193,218
Chapter 256 Die Mysterium · 25th of January, 20203,024
Chapter 257 The Oligarchs War · 1st of February, 20202,567
Chapter 258 Rumbles Knight · 22nd of February, 20203,844
Chapter 259 And They Cried Republic! Republic! · 1st of March, 20202,620
Chapter 260 Our Dreams Lost in the Wind · 9th of May, 20203,912
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MLP: FiM Sex Gore Dark Sad Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Celestia Luna Gilda Other Main 6
When a human in Equestria attempts suicide, the ponies who shunned him are forced to care for him in Ponyville Hospital.
My name is Jason Wright. If you've heard of me, you probably know what I did, and what an idiot I am for doing it. Now I'm stuck in the hospital, surrounded by ponies who hate me because I can't even die right. But while I'm here, maybe I can try to learn why I was saved, and what I did to make the ponies hate me in the first place.
// Hello, and welcome to It Never Really Ends! This is a sequel to MisterBlonde's oneshot Ending. They expressed no desire to continue the story on their own, and have given me permission to do so myself! //
Chapters Anxiety · 26th of April, 20141,597
Depression · 26th of April, 20141,463
Obsession · 27th of April, 20141,416
Paranoia · 27th of April, 20141,534
Trauma · 27th of April, 20141,699
Dependence—Rewritten · 28th of April, 20141,792
Curiosity—Rewritten · 30th of April, 20141,873
Rage—Rewritten · 1st of May, 20141,950
Panic! · 5th of May, 20142,021
Hostility · 8th of May, 20141,785
Disappointment · 13th of May, 20142,072
Projection · 17th of May, 20141,393
Desperation · 31st of May, 20142,011
Tension · 23rd of June, 20141,578
Spite · 16th of July, 20141,180
Disbelief · 20th of July, 20141,418
Vertigo · 27th of July, 20142,254
Contact · 30th of July, 20141,660
Flashbacks · 5th of August, 20141,965
Unforgiven · 7th of August, 20141,629
The Punchline · 1st of September, 20141,631
Leave Me Alone · 2nd of September, 20142,427
Well Fuck. · 2nd of September, 20141,157
Token Dream Sequence · 2nd of September, 20141,483
Stayin' Alive · 2nd of September, 20141,298
Small Town Hospitality · 4th of September, 20141,457
Ignorance Is Bliss · 4th of September, 20141,323
On a Bed of White Down · 4th of September, 20141,280
This Means War · 6th of September, 20141,971
The Truth Hurts · 8th of September, 20141,235
Surprise, Muthabucka · 29th of September, 20141,911
A Conversation Long Overdue · 11th of November, 20143,239
No Touching · 11th of November, 20141,125
Everything is Perfectly Fine · 11th of November, 20141,209
Wrong · 12th of November, 20141,331
Ponies Make Shitty Doctors · 13th of November, 20141,618
Remember this Moment · 13th of November, 20142,352
Dammit Twilight... · 14th of November, 20141,687
I Fucking Hate You · 27th of January, 20151,865
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MLP: FiM Gore Violence Death Dark Adventure Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia Shining Armor Main 6 Chrysalis
Twilight Sparkle is not who she says she is, she doesn't really know WHAT she is...
A mother will do a lot for her child, even give them up if it meant them having a safer life growing up, despite the obvious pain that comes for the parent.
That pain is something Queen Chrysalis has gone through for eighteen years, but now the time is upon them, and she wants her daughter back. Even if that means invading Canterlot during a royal wedding.
Edited by RC2101_Copey New cover art was created by the talented Jesuka Now has a TVtropes page: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/Change Go watch the reading by Skijaramaz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecqtu_Djrw4
(Featured on 18/10/2015, the first day! Thank you!)
Change is now a printed book, information here: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/732008/i-got-a-thing-change-is-now-a-physical-book
Chapters 1 - Prologue · 18th of October, 20151,498
2 - The Same... Yet Different · 24th of October, 20152,524
3 - Flashback: Discovery · 25th of October, 2015871
4 - The Calm Before The Storm · 25th of October, 20152,020
5 - The Storm · 1st of November, 20152,580
6 - Homecoming · 8th of November, 20153,824
7 - Flashback: Birth · 16th of November, 2015733
8 - Post Wedding Blues · 22nd of November, 20151,482
9 - Broad Sword · 22nd of November, 20152,262
10 - The Changeling Princess · 6th of December, 20152,923
11 - In The Shadows · 12th of December, 20151,597
12 - The Badlands · 13th of December, 20151,530
13 - Flying Lessons · 20th of December, 20151,820
14 - Flashback: Hearth's Warming · 24th of December, 2015889
15 - Captured · 3rd of January, 20162,364
16 - Siblings · 10th of January, 20161,869
17 - Broken Armor · 11th of January, 20161,509
18 - Forward onto Canterlot · 18th of January, 20161,844
19 - Canterlot · 24th of January, 20163,307
20 - A Long Awaited Talk · 31st of January, 20161,689
21 - Arrival · 7th of February, 20161,594
22 - Serpens · 15th of February, 20162,374
23 - Lightning Strikes · 19th of February, 20164,785
24 - Aftermath · 25th of February, 20162,944
25 - A Misguided Evil · 6th of March, 20161,771
26 - Visiting Hours · 13th of March, 20162,669
27 - Flashback: Young Love · 19th of March, 2016551
28 - The Wrath Of A Mother · 20th of March, 20165,260
29 - Recovery · 29th of March, 20163,116
30 - Act 1 Epilogue · 29th of March, 2016630
31 - Intermission: In The Mind Of The Sun · 3rd of April, 20162,393
32 - Act 2 Prologue · 10th of April, 20162,634
33 - Invitation · 17th of April, 20162,077
34 - Duty Calls · 24th of April, 20162,811
35 - The Crystal Empire · 1st of May, 20162,231
36 - Nightmare · 8th of May, 20162,701
37 - Departure · 15th of May, 20162,245
38 - Intruder · 22nd of May, 20162,636
39 - The Other Queens · 29th of May, 20162,442
40 - Stories · 2nd of June, 20162,449
41 - Chase · 5th of June, 20162,331
42 - The Council · 12th of June, 20163,487
43 - Flashback: Fast Friends · 12th of June, 20161,179
44 - Revelations · 19th of June, 20163,031
45 - Change Of Plans · 26th of June, 20161,628
46 - Quae Est Finis: Part 1 · 26th of June, 20163,733
47 - Quae Est Finis: Part 2 · 2nd of July, 20164,922
48 - Quae Est Finis: Part 3 · 10th of July, 20163,369
49 - All That Remains · 17th of July, 20163,308
50 - New Beginnings · 24th of July, 20162,376
51 - Act 2 Epilogue · 24th of July, 2016681
52 - Intermission: A Grand Day Out · 30th of July, 20161,412
53 - Act 3 Prologue · 7th of August, 20161,309
54 - Scarred · 14th of August, 20162,262
55 - Mother ly Concern · 21st of August, 20162,331
56 - Flashback: Proposal · 27th of August, 2016766
57 - Ponyville · 28th of August, 20162,342
58 - Old Friends · 4th of September, 20162,319
59 - Scouting Mission · 11th of September, 20162,314
60 - The Drums Of War · 18th of September, 20162,291
61 - Change: Part 1 · 25th of September, 20163,625
62 - Change: Part 2 · 2nd of October, 20164,528
63 - The New Dawn · 9th of October, 20162,193
64 - Epilogue · 9th of October, 20161,124