April Showers bring May Flowers, or so the saying goes. There is a May Flowers, she's undeterred by the spring rains.
Spring rains make the crops grow, and the weatherponies mostly schedule them around when ponies commute, but sometimes ponies get caught out and sometimes a pony’s just got to roll in a mud puddle on her way home.
Was that silly? Or was I the foolish one for not remembering the joys of fresh puddles?
Girls are the unicorns of the automotive world. Kat goes one step further; she's a literal unicorn.
Long days at the shop are made at least somewhat more bearable by friendly voices on the phone, and Kat is no exception. That she’s far more competent than most parts people is the cherry on top.
We work on fleet trucks, mostly, and a few company cars and favors for the boss cars. So when Kat called and wanted me to look at her car, I didn’t know what to expect.
Yeah I guess maybe it sorta is. But hey people seem to like the Philosophy at least.
But yeah it probably is. This is going to be my take in the Generic Anon in Equestria trope, freestyled from the beginning of Bridle Gossip at the request of the purchaser. Shennanigans shall most likely ensue. Contains excessive philosophical discussion, pseudoscientific worldbuilding mumbo jumbo, and a light dash of casual humor.
Cover art by Twitter artist Andaluce!
Join our Discord Server here if you want updates as soon as new chapters are posted and dank memes.
If you would like to contribute to the continuation of this story and others like it, you can subscribe to me on Patreon!
Featured seven fucking days running since 2/13/2021 holy shit you guys this is insane :0
Check out a sweet audiobook reading of the first half of the first chapter here, by a wonderful fan ^^.
Saturday was a day to unwind, a day to sleep late, to eat brunch instead of breakfast, go out to the lake, or to invite friends over for a barbeque. Unless the lawnmower was broken and Ms. Bundermann is on the prowl.
Having a unicorn friend doesn’t help fix the lawnmower, but friends of friends can make short work of the lawn. It’s technically not a barbeque if the grill isn’t on, but with a whole herd of ponies nomming the grass and musicals on the boombox, with a selection of drinks to suit everypony’s taste, it’s close enough.
A Russian girl wishes to have a different life where her own choices matter. Her wish is granted in an unexpected way - she becomes an alicorn and is transported to Equestria straight into the morning court at Canterlot Castle.
Maria is a simple girl living in a quiet Russian town. Her life and where it would go was already decided by her parents and the society. She always wanted to get away from this but didn't know how until a mysterious wish granter shows her a path. Little did she know how it would turn out - on the night of her birthday, after she makes her wish, she is transported to Equestria and turned into an alicorn.
Her wish for a different life will certainly turn into more than she could ever expect.
Old habits may die hard, but Moondancer is getting the hang of this friendship thing once again. Rebuilding a home with an alien though, wasn't covered in any of her books. Neither was this new feeling building inside her.
It’s said one’s home is the reflection of the self. Run down, eyesore, hole in the wall. All terms used to adequately describe Moondancer’s home and that’s putting it lightly. Well, enough is enough. Moondancer doesn’t wallow in self-pity or recluse herself any longer.
Despite all her book smarts though, she doesn’t know the first thing about restoring a house. It's nothing the local handyman can't fix, but can they mend each other's hearts?
Tasked with reading every night, a young filly finds a whole world in the pages of an erotic spell book. She just can’t wait to see what comes next!
When Essence’s mother tells her that she needs to read more, the two come to a deal: she can pick any book she wants to read, and then she needs to read an hour a day.
For her mother, Radiance, it was a simple enough parenting strategy that she didn’t expect to backfire. However, when her daughter finds an erotic spell book during a quick visit to a particular store, of course it was the one she picks.
Well… at least Essence will read more.
General Tags: Foalcon, Filly, Masturbation
Ch 1: Magical Vibrations, Learning Magic
Ch 2: Induced Heat/Estrus
Ch 3: Selfcest, Incest, Lesbian, F/F, Filly on Filly, Filly on Mare, Self on Self, Daughter on Mother, Cunalingus, Very Slight Analingus, 69, sixty nine, Voyeurism, Orgasm Denial.
Dinky invites Lily Longsocks, her new fillyfriend, to celebrate Hearth's Warming with her family and friends. She just needs to tell Derpy that the two of them are more than just friends.
Every year, Dinky is part of a big Hearth’s Warming gathering, and this year she impulsively decided to invite Lily Longsocks, her fillyfriend. Of course Derpy says yes; the more ponies, the merrier.
The only problem is, Dinky hasn’t mentioned that she and Lily are more than just friends, and she’s worried what Derpy might think.
At first, Wallflower Blush was excited to visit Equestria with her girlfriend, Sunset Shimmer. Then she saw how different each of them became on the other side of the mirror.
At first, Wallflower Blush was excited to visit Equestria with Sunset Shimmer. Then she saw what her girlfriend became on the other side of the mirror. And what Wallflower didn't.
How could Sunset want to be with a person—or a pony—like her?
Takes place prior to Equestria Girls: Spring Breakdown and Season 9.
Written for, and inspired by, Scampy, whose Wallflower stories are far better than this.
What happens when you realize that your life is a simulation? Well, you put the headset back on.
Twilight thought it was all so real-- the crisp morning air, the warmth of the rising sun, the ponies that went about their day-- it all seemed real to her. Yet, with the breaking of a single connection, everything comes crashing down, leaving a very confused girl wearing a VR headset.
Hello and welcome to my first and probably last Pokémon story unless I feel like doing another one I dunno it might happen?
Anyway there's a certain copypasta...
Hey, did you know that in terms of male pony and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for ponies? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle pony dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for pony dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Ocellus begins to get into the habit of disguising herself as inanimate objects in order to spy on her classmates and teachers. Things end up escalating far more quickly than she expected.
~ ANTHRO ~
All characters over 18 years old. Contains: peeping, voyeurism, masturbation, panty-sniffing, shower sex, being disguised as a double-ended dildo, that dildo being used by ponies other than the ones Ocellus intended, dubious consent, oviposition, impregnation. Cover image cropped from 2470802 by xbi.
Lyra is convinced that the ancient Horn of Celestia is the key to unlocking the true history of her race. But the tower isn't what it seems, and neither is she.
Since time immemorial, the Horn of Celestia has stood above the ancient northern glaciers. It is older than the Empire, older than Equestria itself. The tower carries many ancient legends, but the most credible is this: that during the time of strife, ponies sacrificed their greatest powers to come together into a single kingdom, committed to peace and friendship forevermore.
Lyra Heartstrings is convinced there is more to this story, and after years of preparation, she has arrived at the tower with an expedition of friends and fellow experts to discover the truth for herself. One way or another, she will discover the secrets concealed in the ancient horn, even if it costs her everything.
This story was written on my Patreon as a commission for HMage, but was one of the earliest casualties of the pandemic. As a result, only part 1 of 2 was written. There are roughly eleven chapters taking us to what was meant to be the halfway point of the story. At least for now, the story will end there--not as a painful cliffhanger, but before our heroes transition to the next phase of their adventure.
There are no plans to continue beyond that at this point. But it felt like a terrible shame that other people couldn't enjoy the story thus far.
Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail, cover by Zutcha. The works.
While running errands, Fluttershy finds two abandoned nymphs deep within the Everfree Forest. She quickly decides to take them under her wing.
Fluttershy is a normal pony living a normal life. Sure, saving the world once is an achievement, but other than that she was content with the life she has.
But when she finds two abandoned changeling nymphs, her life is quickly turned upside down. Now she cares for young two creatures she knows nothing about, and they don’t seem to trust her.
She is determined to give them the best life that she can.
Copper responds to a civil disturbance and, although she's in the throes of estrus, she does her best to address the situation...
Patrolling Ponyville is usually a pretty easy gig - well, outside the odd monster or evil villain appearance. The worst things Copper usually has to deal with are small complaints or the occasional raucous party - heck, even the more energetic shindigs aren't normally that bad. It's only when the stars align, giving her an extraordinary set of circumstances, does she tend to wind up in trouble...
Kinks Include: A Mare in Heat, Exhibitionism, Oral, Vaginal, Gang-Bang, Public Use, Dubiously Professional Methods, and Unorthodox Methods of Pacifying Ponies...
Artwork by @pabbley This is a promo for a police charity pack - Ponies on Patrol! Go check out his twitter for details!
If you want to help support me, I have a Tip-Jar/Patreon HERE
Fleur-de-lis and a human come up with a crazy plan that'll benefit them both. However, when unsuspected trouble arrives, will the two hold on to each other, or crumble under the pressure?
Important notice: this is a reupload of my story after I deleted my original account. I am the author of this story.
When Fleur-de-lis finds herself in a serious predicament, she cooks up a crazy scheme with a human that'll get rid of all her troubles. However, when unsuspected problems arrive from it, she finds herself stuck with no other option but one.
Forced to work together, the supermodel and the human have to rely on each other to overcome their trials and tribulations, and maybe, in the process, find even more than they'd expected.
(Story originally uploaded December 15th to December 19th 2017.)
Scootaloo and Rumble catch their role models Rainbow Dash and Thunderlane doing some very adult things, and decide to try their best to mimic them... WITH SEXY RESULTS
Rumble and Scootaloo are bored. They decide to drop in on Scootaloo's role-model, only to find Rumble's brother there as well, doing something that doesn't resemble any flight practice the foals have seen before.
Naturally, they're inclined to mimic to the best of their abilities...
If you enjoy our writing, you can support us on Patreon, or reach out for a commission. Our workload is very large, but we're always open to new projects.
What does it mean to be a Changeling? To the former human Prince Phasma, that means doing what you can to survive and thrive in an utterly alien world.
In the beginning, The Great Weaver brought together the world, from the mountains to the forests. Stitching it together, the Great Tapestry connects all living and nonliving things.
The Changelings found themselves especially connected to this Tapestry. Legend says that the first Changelings fell through the world as it was woven together, only to be caught on the First Weave beneath it all.
But what happens when something else is caught in the Weave?
Prince Phasmatodea, son of Queen Chrysalis, remembers what it was like before he hatched. He remembers being a human. He remembers dying. And he fully intends on avoiding another death.
But being gifted a new life does not matter when one failure, one false step, will lead to your untimely demise in the Changeling hive; for Prince Phasma must survive his toughest adversary from the start: Mother Dearest.
By Appointment of Princess Celestia, the Royal Engineer Anonymous and the Guardsmares of the Royal Equestrian VIP Service
By Appointment To Their Majesties Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, Anonymous is the Royal Engineer of Equestria, working hard to prove himself to the nation he has had to call home since his unintentional arrival.
Now, the Princesses have decided to favor the nation's only human with a retinue of VIP bodyguards, in the form of a quaternion of mares from the Royal Guard who will protect him, and his honor, every single day, everywhere he goes, and with everything he does.
"Everyday Life With Guardsmares" is a story about those everyday experiences, and how they become anything but "everyday" for those involved.
Adapted for FIMFiction from the original "Everyday Life With Guardsmares" greentext by TheManFromAnotherTime, posted in /mlp/'s Royal Guard Mare General thread. See https://ponepaste.org/1047 for the original text.
Applejack accepts Autumn Blaze's invite for a night of fun, but the farmer wasn't expecting the Kirin to be a Hermaphrodite!
After curing the village from the Stream of Silence effects, Applejack and Fluttershy are celebrated as honored guests. During the celebration, a few of the party goers are getting intimate in public, and many are leaving in pairs. Applejack fishes a similar invite from none other than Autumn Blaze herself! Or himself? Applejack isn't sure what to make of that, but would that be enough to stop a gay mare?
Nope!
Contains: A sexually confused Gay Applejack and a horny Herm Autumn Blaze, lots of talking and lore about Kirin anatomy and estrus, orientation play, some canine anatomy, pussy eating, virginity loss (from a penis), light cumflation, knotting, light dirty talk, impregnation ending.
