MDiaries of a Madman

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on Fimfiction, by whatmustido

MLP: FiM Sex Non-con Violence Profanity Dark Adventure Comedy Human Celestia Luna OC Discord Main 6

Discord makes a deal with Celestia, sending a human to Equestria at the start of season two.

When Discord breaks free of his stone prison, he proves to be much older and wiser than he was on the show. A being of ancient and unimaginable power, he forces Celestia to make a deal to save her little ponies. What she doesn't realize is that one of the terms of the deal is that she forgets ever making it. Enter Navarone, a poor human just trying to get by—or at least, to the ponies that's what he looks like. Pulled from his home by an accidental summoning from one Twilight Sparkle, Navarone is thrust into a world of ponies and more violence than he expected from such a peaceful seeming world. These are his adventures—with a few asides from everybody's favorite Lord of Chaos, of course.

Now on TVtropes! I answered a ton of questions for the fellow making this, so the stuff on there is mostly accurate.

Cover picture by a fellow called Sawhorse. If you see any mistakes, send me a PM with the chapter, the line, and the mistake and I'll fix it. This thing is huge. There are plenty of mistakes in there. Also, there are spoilers in the comments.

If you want a download link to the story or to see it before the rewrite.

I make all the clop in this story skippable. But if you don't want to see it at all, I have it without clop on gdocs. But if you're a dirty heathen and you like clop, here's your version.

It feels unfair to spoil a story in the description, but a lot of people have asked for a warning about this, so the main character of my story eventually gets gender-swapped for a long duration.

Chapters

Prologue· 23rd of November, 2012
4,244
Chapter One—And so it Begins...· 18th of September, 2012
17,092
Chapter Two—Blue Moon· 18th of September, 2012
8,402
Chapter Three—Just Say No· 31st of August, 2012
9,131
Chapter Four—Nightmare Night· 19th of November, 2012
15,183
Chapter Five—Twilight’s challenge· 5th of September, 2012
10,063
Chapter Six—Horsing Around· 7th of December, 2012
18,221
Chapter Seven—Mailmares, dancing, and Cutie Marks· 28th of August, 2012
7,520
Chapter Eight—Carnies, teeth, and interesting meetings· 19th of September, 2012
15,536
Chapter Nine—Hunter... or hunted?· 14th of September, 2012
8,114
Chapter Ten—The Gala· 14th of September, 2012
8,060
Chapter Eleven—Summer Wrap Up· 2nd of September, 2012
8,803
Chapter Twelve—Aftermath.· 3rd of September, 2012
13,204
Chapter Thirteen—I didn’t go to school for this· 7th of December, 2012
13,138
Chapter Fourteen—Instrumentalists and fillies· 16th of September, 2012
6,626
Special Christmas Chapter· 26th of December, 2012
3,093
Chapter Fifteen—No good deed goes unpunished· 17th of September, 2012
10,748
Chapter Sixteen—The march to freedom!· 7th of December, 2012
12,948
Chapter Seventeen—Coming down from the high of war· 19th of September, 2012
13,019
Chapter Eighteen—More snake people.· 21st of September, 2012
4,769
Chapter Nineteen—Affairs of the Heart· 4th of September, 2012
3,282
Chapter Twenty—I am not the love doctor· 6th of September, 2012
7,451
Chapter Twenty-One—Why I never want to help Rarity again· 7th of December, 2012
6,980
Chapter Twenty-Two—Dammit Twilight. Also, fuck dragons.· 6th of September, 2012
11,571
Chapter Twenty-Three—Back to Egypt.· 30th of November, 2012
11,733
Chapter Twenty-Four—Knives in the... day· 8th of December, 2012
18,767
Chapter Twenty-Five—A chance meeting of a lifetime· 8th of December, 2012
10,913
Chapter Twenty-Six—The long way home· 10th of November, 2012
12,105
Chapter Twenty-Seven—The wager· 7th of December, 2012
13,064
Chapter Twenty-Eight—Introductions· 5th of October, 2012
10,169
Chapter Twenty-Nine—I just can’t hold all these snake people!· 19th of November, 2012
8,462
Chapter Thirty—Ouch, my everything· 5th of October, 2012
5,694
Chapter Thirty-One—Long talks and rave parties· 7th of December, 2012
15,110
Chapter Thirty-Two—I’m a shitty guard· 8th of December, 2012
16,113
Chapter Thirty-Three—Weddings to ruin, cheese legs to taunt· 8th of December, 2012
25,213
Chapter Thirty-Four—Happiness is Overrated· 7th of December, 2012
31,991
Chapter Thirty-Five—Fear and Loathing in Canterlot· 7th of December, 2012
15,326
Chapter Thirty-Six—Parties, weddings, and dreams· 20th of November, 2012
26,864
Chapter Thirty-Seven—Fishing, monsters, and running away· 19th of October, 2012
16,212
Chapter Thirty-Eight—The Equalizer· 26th of November, 2012
9,405
Chapter Thirty-Nine—I hate Canterlot· 7th of December, 2012
27,290
Chapter Forty—Fruits and Poultry· 7th of December, 2012
13,120
Chapter Forty-One—Talking with Monsters· 23rd of September, 2012
2,760
Chapter Forty-Two—Injuries and mixing medicines· 24th of October, 2012
9,955
Chapter Forty-Three—Weed and promises made· 8th of December, 2012
10,091
Chapter Forty-Four—A visit to a changeling hive· 3rd of November, 2012
20,057
Chapter Forty-Five—Rewards and more spells· 28th of October, 2012
7,984
Chapter Forty-Six—Gryphus· 7th of November, 2012
20,496
Chapter Forty-Seven—Hunting· 21st of November, 2012
10,209
Chapter Forty-Eight—Estrus· 7th of December, 2012
10,679
Chapter Forty-Nine—A Visit from a Friend· 30th of September, 2012
13,671
Chapter Fifty—Let the Race Begin· 4th of December, 2012
6,765
Chapter Fifty-One—Fuck Appaloosa. Also, more cheeselegs!· 19th of October, 2012
14,800
Chapter Fifty-Two—I fucking hate bugs· 2nd of December, 2012
14,243
Chapter Fifty-Three—Thank God for human insurance· 7th of December, 2012
8,750
Chapter Fifty-Four—Seriously, fuck Appaloosa· 8th of November, 2012
9,747
Chapter Fifty-Five—One of these days, these mares are going to kill me.· 19th of October, 2012
8,914
Chapter Fifty-Six—The Fabulous Flankfurt Festival· 8th of November, 2012
11,387
Chapter Fifty-Seven—Playing by the rules is overrated anyway· 20th of October, 2012
16,309
Chapter Fifty-Eight—Life as a human in pony land is always busy· 25th of November, 2012
12,982
Chapter Fifty-Nine—Wuthering Ponies· 20th of October, 2012
12,596
Chapter Sixty—Date night· 3rd of December, 2012
9,522
Chapter Sixty-One—Tournament and goodbyes· 20th of October, 2012
8,831
Chapter Sixty-Two—On having standards...· 24th of November, 2012
14,523
Chapter Sixty-Three—This is why I don’t follow orders· 5th of December, 2012
16,869
Chapter Sixty-Four—Becoming a real family man· 16th of November, 2012
15,673
Chapter Sixty-Five—Building blocks of a home· 8th of December, 2012
12,699
Chapter Sixty-Six—I never was good at pranking· 7th of December, 2012
14,056
Chapter Sixty-Seven—I just can’t hold all this responsibility· 17th of December, 2012
11,138
Chapter Sixty-Eight—Substance abuse, here I come.· 20th of December, 2012
13,750
Chapter Sixty-Nine—What did I ever do to deserve this?· 6th of January, 2013
12,020
Chapter Seventy—War Games· 12th of January, 2013
20,243
Chapter Seventy-One—Getting better at that pranking thing· 18th of January, 2013
13,793
Chapter Seventy-Two—Coming home this Christmas day…· 26th of January, 2013
14,466
Chapter Seventy-Three—The worst feeling in the world· 31st of January, 2013
14,458
Chapter Seventy-Four—Armed and dangerous· 10th of February, 2013
10,692
Chapter Seventy-Five—Thank God I’m chaotic something· 26th of February, 2013
18,018
Chapter Seventy-Six—All good things must end· 16th of March, 2013
13,189
Chapter Seventy-Seven—I get the weirdest guests· 29th of March, 2013
21,517
Chapter Seventy-Eight—And it was all going so well…· 10th of April, 2013
11,441
Chapter Seventy-Nine—Bed rest with no sexy nurse? Blasphemy· 16th of April, 2013
16,520
Chapter Eighty—Sometimes I can’t help but wonder if I bring things on myself· 25th of April, 2013
11,582
Chapter Eighty-One—Dreamwalking· 2nd of May, 2013
20,187
Chapter Eighty-Two—New friend…s?· 15th of May, 2013
18,815
Chapter Eighty-Three—Wedding and the fall heat· 25th of May, 2013
14,173
Chapter Eighty-Four—Harvest· 5th of June, 2013
16,357
Chapter Eighty-Five—No, Nav. You are the demons.· 21st of June, 2013
16,967
Chapter Eighty-Six—Rambunctiously Radical Rave· 9th of July, 2013
19,221
Chapter Eighty-Seven—Consequences· 12th of July, 2013
13,385
Chapter Eighty-Eight—Some Serious Shit· 20th of July, 2013
15,292
Chapter Eighty-Nine—I'm on a Boat· 9th of August, 2013
13,628
Chapter Ninety—Stupendous Stalliongrad Soiree· 13th of August, 2013
11,896
Chapter Ninety-One—Soiree Part Two· 17th of August, 2013
12,949
Chapter Ninety-Two—Show of Hands· 25th of August, 2013
13,350
Chapter Ninety-Three—I’ve seen some shit· 31st of August, 2013
12,711
Chapter Ninety-Four—Crystal Empire· 3rd of September, 2013
14,120
Chapter Ninety-Five—No Gods or Kings· 8th of September, 2013
14,101
Chapter Ninety-Six—Down the Rabbit Hole· 14th of September, 2013
15,119
Chapter Ninety-Seven—Inside the Fire· 28th of September, 2013
13,842
Chapter Ninety-Eight—On the Road Again· 14th of October, 2013
12,209
Chapter Ninety-Nine—Take a look, it’s in a book...· 9th of November, 2013
22,265
Chapter One Hundred—New Crew· 19th of November, 2013
16,033
Chapter One Hundred and One—Welcome to the Jungle· 18th of December, 2013
15,196
Chapter One Hundred and Two—Come into my lair...· 26th of December, 2013
14,780
Chapter One Hundred and Three—...said the spider to the fly· 28th of December, 2013
13,347
Chapter One Hundred and Four—Monkey Business· 30th of December, 2013
14,986
Chapter One Hundred and Five—Back in business· 3rd of January, 2014
13,591
Chapter One Hundred and Six—The First Curse· 6th of January, 2014
12,671
Chapter One Hundred and Seven—The Lost City· 12th of January, 2014
13,414
Chapter One Hundred and Eight—Flying South for the Winter· 15th of January, 2014
13,383
Chapter One Hundred and Nine—Ice, ice, baby!· 21st of January, 2014
11,446
Chapter One Hundred and Ten—The Haunted· 28th of January, 2014
14,878
Chapter One Hundred and Eleven—The Damned· 21st of February, 2014
16,194
Chapter One Hundred and Twelve—Through the Eyes of a Dragon· 16th of March, 2014
17,586
Chapter One Hundred and Thirteen—Good to be Back· 8th of April, 2014
13,147
Chapter One Hundred and Fourteen—Homecoming· 20th of April, 2014
12,158
Chapter One Hundred and Fifteen—Welcome Home· 1st of May, 2014
17,436
Chapter One Hundred and Sixteen· 13th of May, 2014
16,400
Chapter One Hundred and Seventeen—Another Gala Down· 28th of May, 2014
14,462
Chapter One Hundred and Eighteen—Return to Ponyville· 12th of July, 2014
14,271
Chapter One Hundred and Nineteen—Too Many Pinkies· 10th of August, 2014
12,580
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty—The Calm Between the Storms· 29th of August, 2014
13,714
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-One—Trixie's Challenge· 17th of September, 2014
15,959
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Two—Trixie's Comeuppance· 28th of September, 2014
21,177
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Three—Return to the Capital· 29th of October, 2014
14,464
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Four—The Herald of Change· 3rd of November, 2014
7,163
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Five—Sweet Dreams are Made of This· 17th of November, 2014
7,966
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Six—The First Date· 24th of December, 2014
9,565
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Seven—Back to Adventure· 5th of February, 2015
10,690
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Eight—Into the Queen's Dark Hole· 2nd of March, 2015
10,193
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Nine—Return of the Dead· 26th of March, 2015
8,644
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty—As if There Wasn't Enough Weird Shit· 7th of April, 2015
7,937
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-One—War Games: Changeling Edition· 26th of June, 2015
15,441
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Two—About Time· 17th of August, 2015
10,955
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Three—Short Cooldown· 7th of October, 2015
14,688
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Four· 15th of December, 2015
27,231
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Five — Heart’s Vein· 23rd of January, 2016
15,295
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Six — After School Special· 8th of March, 2016
14,593
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Seven—Drugs are Bad, M'Kay· 20th of April, 2016
14,240
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Eight — Pertz· 4th of May, 2016
18,871
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Nine—Row Row Row Your Boat· 31st of May, 2016
15,158
Chapter One Hundred and Forty — The Exorcism of Canterlot· 30th of June, 2016
16,424
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-One—Visitors· 22nd of July, 2016
14,006
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Two· 18th of August, 2016
15,791
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Three — The Great Outing· 11th of October, 2016
18,643
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Four—Navarone Goes to Canterlot· 7th of November, 2016
12,150
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Five — Cloudsdale· 15th of December, 2016
16,288
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Six — Ennobling· 16th of January, 2017
20,910
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Seven—Administrating Sucks· 8th of February, 2017
18,373
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Eight — Hawaii· 1st of March, 2017
15,752
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Nine—Crispy Fried· 21st of March, 2017
17,910
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty—New Threads· 28th of April, 2017
16,157
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-One—Dawn of the First Day· 4th of June, 2017
9,819
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Two—Dawn of the Second Day· 12th of July, 2017
18,125
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Three—Dawn of the Third Day· 24th of August, 2017
18,574
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Four—The Perils of Drinking· 5th of September, 2017
19,593
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Five—Fetch Quests are the Worst· 17th of September, 2017
16,290
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Six· 25th of September, 2017
16,007
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Seven· 8th of October, 2017
24,309
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Eight· 21st of October, 2017
13,521
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Nine· 2nd of November, 2017
19,724
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty· 11th of November, 2017
12,038
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-One· 16th of November, 2017
19,315
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Two· 27th of November, 2017
16,132
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Three· 16th of December, 2017
15,228
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Four· 30th of December, 2017
19,796
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Five· 23rd of January, 2018
22,095
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Six· 13th of February, 2018
21,513
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Seven· 1st of March, 2018
15,670
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Eight· 15th of March, 2018
18,054
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Nine—The Gryphoning· 9th of April, 2018
14,624
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy—City Tour· 19th of April, 2018
13,641
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-One· 26th of May, 2018
11,319
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Two· 20th of June, 2018
15,384
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Three· 11th of July, 2018
14,276
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Four· 13th of July, 2018
35,407
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Five—The Hamlet of Mehdiocrity· 15th of August, 2018
16,444
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Six· 2nd of September, 2018
19,332
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Seven—Hurray for Bad Decisions!· 15th of September, 2018
17,702
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Eight· 4th of October, 2018
14,003
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Nine· 4th of November, 2018
17,161
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty· 19th of November, 2018
16,737
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-One—A Nice Respite· 2nd of December, 2018
10,347
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Two· 14th of January, 2019
19,817
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Three· 5th of February, 2019
21,905
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Four· 14th of February, 2019
13,137
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Five· 3rd of March, 2019
16,925
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Six—The First Round Table· 31st of March, 2019
25,739
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Seven· 22nd of April, 2019
23,819
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Eight· 13th of May, 2019
14,694
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Nine· 14th of May, 2019
14,366
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety· 5th of June, 2019
13,930
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-One· 6th of July, 2019
20,193
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Two· 19th of August, 2019
15,054
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Three· 25th of September, 2019
22,127
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Four· 24th of October, 2019
19,320
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Five· 25th of November, 2019
24,845
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Six· 31st of December, 2019
21,860
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Seven· 6th of February, 2020
18,284
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Eight· 26th of April, 2020
20,797
incompleteDownload epub First published: 19th of August, 2012 · Backup time: 16th of June, 2020
2,936,030 words

MEvergreen Heart

Likes: 2963 Dislikes: 135

on Fimfiction, by Aprion

MLP: FiM Gore Profanity Romance Adventure Human Alt. Universe Luna Trixie OC Main 6 CMCs

Aeron, a human man is transported to Equestria and killed by Timber Wolves, only to be reborn as something different. Will the Ponies learn to accept this new creature?

Aeron, a human man is transported to Equestria through means unknown. After appearing in the Everfree forest, he is attacked and killed by the malicious Timber Wolves. But his story does not end there. For he is reborn as something new to Equestria. But will this new being find acceptance among the Ponies? And how will his presence change the course of events as we know them? Only time will tell.

( Tags may be added or changed as story progresses. )

09-01-16 Holy Horseapples, this got featured
26-02-17 Over 2000 likes. I never dreamed that was possible Thanks everyone.
26-03-18 And 2500 likes. Honestly I'm surprised.

Evergreen Heart has a computer generated Youtube reading, made by Fanfiction Reader. Go check it out.

Chapters

Chapter 1: And so I died.· 5th of January, 2016
1,516
Chapter 2: And so I lived?· 5th of January, 2016
1,636
Chapter 3: Onward to Ponyville· 6th of January, 2016
3,304
Chapter 4: Zebras and Soul Containers· 9th of January, 2016
3,000
Chapter 5: Stories and Meditations.· 9th of January, 2016
3,297
Chapter 6: Bridle Gossip· 12th of January, 2016
3,417
Chapter 7: Origins of the Tree of Harmony.· 13th of January, 2016
2,413
Chapter 8: Let sleeping dragons lie.· 18th of January, 2016
4,227
Chapter 9: The beast within.· 3rd of February, 2016
7,709
Chapter 10: Prison of glass.· 10th of February, 2016
2,542
Chapter 11: PhD in Clueless.· 2nd of March, 2016
6,509
Chapter 12: Talks and Troubles· 3rd of April, 2016
10,454
Chapter 13: Spies, Cards and Doctors.· 22nd of April, 2016
4,838
Chapter 14: Trials are boring...· 20th of July, 2016
1,821
Chapter 15: Unless your life is on the line.· 30th of July, 2016
10,037
Chapter 16: Stone walls do not a prison make.· 5th of August, 2016
5,601
Chapter 17: When Chaos drives, Insanity holds the reins.· 9th of August, 2016
10,770
Chapter 18: Just a stranger on the road.· 19th of August, 2016
7,080
Chapter 19: Night of the Star Spiders.· 5th of September, 2016
5,056
Chapter 20: Into the Nest.· 18th of September, 2016
8,963
Chapter 21: Must be Tuesday.· 17th of October, 2016
5,998
Chapter 22: The first days of Spring.· 4th of November, 2016
6,057
Chapter 23: What songs do monsters like to sing?· 13th of November, 2016
5,635
Chapter 24: The best night ever?· 2nd of December, 2016
9,777
Chapter 25: When Fate gets bored, things go pear shaped.· 14th of January, 2017
16,901
Chapter 26: No going back.· 4th of February, 2017
5,513
Chapter 27: Hijinks on the high seas.· 21st of February, 2017
7,449
Chapter 28: Chains of Tyranny.· 22nd of March, 2017
9,701
Chapter 29: Wrath and Ruin.· 22nd of May, 2017
20,517
Chapter 30: Convergence.· 23rd of August, 2017
11,493
Chapter 31: From the journal of Aeron.· 25th of September, 2017
7,880
Chapter 32: Story time, Part 1.· 18th of December, 2017
4,283
Chapter 33: Story time: Part 2.· 27th of December, 2017
7,136
Chapter 34: Magic Duel.· 25th of March, 2018
9,069
Chapter 35: The day that Canterlot fell.· 4th of August, 2018
24,177
Chapter 36: Unexpect the expected?· 25th of April, 2019
4,672
hiatusDownload epub First published: 7th of January, 2016 · Backup time: 16th of June, 2020
260,448 words

MNever Judge A Bug By Her Cover

Likes: 2847 Dislikes: 166

on Fimfiction, by Zamairiac

MLP: FiM Sex Profanity Romance Dark Comedy Human Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia Luna Chrysalis

What happens when you have a changeling Queen who rules nothing. A Human who resents ponies for treating him like a science project. And an unusual friendship that resulted in something unheard of in Equestria. Oh and a really weird story, no really.

27/05/2016- The Sequel is up!

What happens when you have a Changeling Queen who rules nothing.

A Human who resents Ponies for treating him like a science project.

And an unusual friendship that resulted in something unheard of in Equestria.

The Answer?

A really weird story with a clueless Human and a Queen that can't flirt for shit.

This here is Chrysalis's Chronicle turned story. Because the huggable love bug was too damn sexy for a mere chronicle and deserves a bloody story.

That and I haven't done one with Chrysalis yet, so this is a challenge for me.

Oh and it's in Chrysalis's point of view, so double the challenge really!

For those who read for Romance, stop at the end of Act One.

For those who like Romance and Dark...well, carry on, but don't say you weren't warned.

Here are the genre's for each act.

Act one- Romance/Black Comedy

Act Two- Romance/A Bit Dark

Cover Art By The Amazing Jaxonian

Chapters

Act One-This Could Be Fun· 26th of September, 2013
3,418
Damn It, Get Aroused Already!· 28th of September, 2013
4,864
Richie Is My Drug, My Addiction, My Richie, Richie, Richie!· 2nd of October, 2013
4,174
My Ass Is Damn Fine· 11th of October, 2013
4,026
We All Have Secrets· 21st of October, 2013
5,266
End Of Story-I Am Not Chrysalis, I Am Chrissy, I Am Yours· 24th of October, 2013
5,021
Act Two (NO LONGER CANON!)-We Are Mated For Life- Part One (The Secret)· 31st of October, 2013
5,494
We Are Mated For Life- Part Two (The Dreams)· 24th of November, 2013
6,320
We Are Mated For Life- Part Three (The Bond)· 16th of December, 2013
5,646
End Of Story-We Are Mated For Life (The Love)· 3rd of January, 2014
10,657
completeDownload epub First published: 27th of September, 2013 · Backup time: 14th of June, 2020
54,886 words

TWhat a Strange Little Colt

Likes: 2205 Dislikes: 33

on Fimfiction, by Lynwood

MLP: FiM Death Profanity Drama Slice of Life Human Twilight Rainbow Dash OC

Rainbow Dash finds a maimed, unconscious young colt on the edge of Ponyville and rushes him to the hospital, but nopony knows who he is and something about him seems off...

Rainbow Dash's morning was pretty much ruined.
She tripped getting out of bed and landed flat on her face, giving herself an aching muzzle.
She forgot to buy her favorite brand of hay flakes at the store yesterday and had to eat plain toast for breakfast.
She found out she had to pull double-duty today and tomorrow on the weather patrol.
Oh, and she found a nearly-dead foal, broken and bleeding at the edge of Ponyville.

The rest of her day became a whirlpool of stress and worry but the colt woke up, thank Celestia.
Something's not right, though. Nopony can find his parents, he's not in the registers, and there's an unsettling look in his eye...

-

Chinese Translation by forgivenlove

Chapters

Overhead· 15th of March, 2021
3,274
Fickle Honesty· 15th of March, 2021
5,162
A Beautiful World· 15th of March, 2021
4,561
Acclimation· 18th of March, 2021
7,439
Excellence· 22nd of March, 2021
6,736
Plans and Pencils· 25th of March, 2021
6,078
Perspective· 29th of March, 2021
7,726
Flashes· 1st of April, 2021
7,625
Leaps and Bounds· 5th of April, 2021
8,919
Breakthrough· 8th of April, 2021
9,230
Truth· 13th of April, 2021
5,135
Onward and Upward· 15th of April, 2021
8,718
The First Choice· 20th of April, 2021
10,091
The Second Choice· 24th of April, 2021
9,513
Epilogue· 24th of April, 2021
4,851
completeDownload epub First published: 16th of March, 2021 · Backup time: 22nd of June, 2021
105,058 words

TThe Maretian

Likes: 2127 Dislikes: 47

on Fimfiction, by Kris Overstreet

MLP: FiM Sex Profanity Adventure Sci-Fi Crossover Human Spitfire Changelings Starlight Glimmer Dragons Cherry Berry

Mark Watney is stranded- the only human on Mars. But he's not alone- five astronauts from a magical kingdom are shipwrecked with him.

Twilight Sparkle's experimental interplanetary drive has malfunctioned, stranding Starlight Glimmer, Spitfire, Cherry Berry, a changeling and a dragon on a hostile planet in another universe. With limited food supplies, very little magic, no communications with home, and no way to leave the planet, they must survive until somepony rescues them.

Fortunately they crashed right next door to another creature with the exact same problem- a creature named Mark Watney.

They're going to science the buck out of everything- and do whatever it takes to survive Mars and get everybody home.

TVTropes page here! Thanks to GymQuirk for making it!

Commissioned art and fan works from the readers! Thanks, everybody!

This experiment in an updates-daily story was made possible by a generous grant from Canary in the Coal Mine and viewers like you.

(Sex tag for crude talk about sex, but no actual sex in the story.)

Chapters

Foreword· 10th of November, 2018
462
Sol 6· 2nd of January, 2018
4,046
Sol 7· 3rd of January, 2018
4,154
Sol 8· 3rd of January, 2018
3,914
Sol 9· 5th of January, 2018
3,362
Sol 10· 5th of January, 2018
1,305
Sol 11· 6th of January, 2018
4,207
Sol 12· 7th of January, 2018
1,776
Sols 13-15· 8th of January, 2018
3,867
Sol 16· 10th of January, 2018
2,600
Sol 17· 11th of January, 2018
4,204
Sol 18· 11th of January, 2018
1,390
Sol 19· 13th of January, 2018
1,632
Sol 20· 13th of January, 2018
4,969
Sol 21· 14th of January, 2018
2,227
Sol 23· 15th of January, 2018
2,407
Sol 24· 17th of January, 2018
2,822
Sol 26· 18th of January, 2018
1,900
Sol 30· 18th of January, 2018
1,063
Sol 31· 19th of January, 2018
3,944
Sol 32· 20th of January, 2018
2,297
Sol 33· 21st of January, 2018
1,144
Sol 36· 23rd of January, 2018
813
Sol 37· 23rd of January, 2018
1,328
Sol 38· 24th of January, 2018
1,877
Sol 39· 26th of January, 2018
986
Sols 40-41· 26th of January, 2018
2,722
Sol 42· 27th of January, 2018
1,360
Sol 43· 28th of January, 2018
1,990
Sol 44· 29th of January, 2018
2,246
Sol 45· 30th of January, 2018
1,591
Sol 47· 31st of January, 2018
2,248
Sol 48· 2nd of February, 2018
1,230
Sol 50· 3rd of February, 2018
1,147
Sols 52-55· 4th of February, 2018
1,202
Sol 56· 5th of February, 2018
2,789
Sol 57· 6th of February, 2018
1,317
Sols 59-60· 7th of February, 2018
1,661
Sol 62· 8th of February, 2018
1,728
Sol 63· 8th of February, 2018
935
Sol 64· 9th of February, 2018
2,128
Sol 65· 9th of February, 2018
1,282
Sols 66-69· 11th of February, 2018
1,546
Sol 70· 11th of February, 2018
745
Sol 71· 13th of February, 2018
1,247
Sol 74· 14th of February, 2018
429
Sol 77· 15th of February, 2018
1,717
Sol 84· 16th of February, 2018
1,053
Sol 86· 17th of February, 2018
1,496
Sol 88· 17th of February, 2018
5,247
Sol 89· 18th of February, 2018
2,606
Sol 90· 19th of February, 2018
1,551
Sol 91· 21st of February, 2018
1,633
Sol 92· 22nd of February, 2018
1,276
Sol 93· 23rd of February, 2018
1,782
Sol 94· 24th of February, 2018
1,174
Sol 95· 24th of February, 2018
2,340
Sol 96· 25th of February, 2018
1,691
Sol 97· 27th of February, 2018
2,190
Sol 98· 28th of February, 2018
1,743
Sol 99· 1st of March, 2018
1,638
Sol 100· 2nd of March, 2018
2,483
Sol 101· 3rd of March, 2018
1,900
Sol 102· 4th of March, 2018
1,795
Sol 103· 4th of March, 2018
1,506
Sol 104· 6th of March, 2018
2,371
Sol 105· 7th of March, 2018
2,548
Sol 106· 7th of March, 2018
1,504
Sol 107· 9th of March, 2018
1,643
Sol 108· 10th of March, 2018
1,101
Sol 109· 11th of March, 2018
1,296
Sol 110· 11th of March, 2018
1,031
Sol 111· 13th of March, 2018
1,506
Sol 113· 14th of March, 2018
1,989
Sol 114· 14th of March, 2018
1,780
Sol 116· 16th of March, 2018
1,987
Sol 119· 16th of March, 2018
1,175
Sol 120· 17th of March, 2018
976
Sol 122· 18th of March, 2018
493
Sol 123· 20th of March, 2018
1,625
Sol 125· 21st of March, 2018
1,444
Sol 129· 22nd of March, 2018
1,666
Sol 134· 23rd of March, 2018
1,221
Sol 137· 23rd of March, 2018
1,707
Sol 138· 25th of March, 2018
814
Sol 141· 25th of March, 2018
2,009
Sol 144· 27th of March, 2018
325
Sol 147· 28th of March, 2018
758
Sol 151· 29th of March, 2018
1,071
Sol 157· 30th of March, 2018
1,671
Sol 162· 31st of March, 2018
790
Sols 167-168· 1st of April, 2018
1,390
Sols 174-175· 1st of April, 2018
1,283
Sol 177· 3rd of April, 2018
1,371
Sol 178· 3rd of April, 2018
1,273
Sol 179· 5th of April, 2018
546
Sol 180· 5th of April, 2018
2,532
Sol 181· 7th of April, 2018
1,131
Sol 183· 8th of April, 2018
1,526
Sol 184· 9th of April, 2018
1,164
Sol 185· 10th of April, 2018
3,033
Sol 186· 11th of April, 2018
1,029
Sol 187· 12th of April, 2018
1,811
Sol 188· 13th of April, 2018
1,688
Sol 189· 14th of April, 2018
1,813
Sol 190· 14th of April, 2018
1,846
Sol 191· 16th of April, 2018
2,608
Sol 192· 17th of April, 2018
131
Sol 193· 18th of April, 2018
1,894
Sol 194· 18th of April, 2018
2,571
Sol 195· 20th of April, 2018
2,322
Sol 196· 21st of April, 2018
5,443
Sol 197· 22nd of April, 2018
2,367
Sol 200· 23rd of April, 2018
2,018
Sol 201· 24th of April, 2018
1,073
Sol 202· 24th of April, 2018
1,461
Sol 204· 26th of April, 2018
2,312
Sol 207· 27th of April, 2018
2,122
Sol 209· 28th of April, 2018
707
Sol 210· 28th of April, 2018
1,411
Sol 211· 30th of April, 2018
1,897
Sol 214· 1st of May, 2018
1,379
Sol 215· 1st of May, 2018
4,164
Sol 216· 3rd of May, 2018
570
Sol 217· 4th of May, 2018
2,517
Sol 218· 4th of May, 2018
1,342
Sol 219· 6th of May, 2018
987
Sol 221· 6th of May, 2018
2,305
Sol 222· 8th of May, 2018
1,294
Sol 224· 9th of May, 2018
537
Sol 227· 9th of May, 2018
1,871
Sol 228· 10th of May, 2018
2,631
Sol 229· 12th of May, 2018
2,494
Sol 230· 13th of May, 2018
1,170
Sol 231· 13th of May, 2018
2,849
Sol 232· 15th of May, 2018
636
Sol 233· 16th of May, 2018
1,303
Sol 234· 17th of May, 2018
1,531
Sol 235· 18th of May, 2018
660
Sol 237· 19th of May, 2018
1,486
Sol 238· 20th of May, 2018
1,315
Sol 240· 20th of May, 2018
1,611
Sol 241· 22nd of May, 2018
1,249
Sol 244· 22nd of May, 2018
655
Sol 245· 24th of May, 2018
718
Sol 247· 25th of May, 2018
1,231
Sol 248· 25th of May, 2018
1,076
Sol 249· 27th of May, 2018
839
Sol 250· 28th of May, 2018
1,022
Sol 251· 29th of May, 2018
1,031
Sol 252· 30th of May, 2018
847
Sol 253· 31st of May, 2018
1,842
Sol 256· 1st of June, 2018
1,319
Sol 257· 2nd of June, 2018
1,523
Sol 258· 3rd of June, 2018
993
Sol 259· 3rd of June, 2018
1,096
Sol 261· 5th of June, 2018
1,077
Sol 266· 6th of June, 2018
2,088
Sol 267· 7th of June, 2018
804
Sol 268· 8th of June, 2018
866
Sol 269· 9th of June, 2018
706
Sol 270· 10th of June, 2018
811
Sol 271· 10th of June, 2018
94
Sol 273-274· 11th of June, 2018
1,726
Sol 276· 13th of June, 2018
767
Sol 283· 13th of June, 2018
1,002
Sol 286· 14th of June, 2018
2,362
Sol 287· 15th of June, 2018
3,231
Sol 289· 17th of June, 2018
1,664
Sol 290· 18th of June, 2018
948
Sol 294-295· 19th of June, 2018
2,257
Sol 296-297· 20th of June, 2018
2,606
Sol 302· 21st of June, 2018
1,055
Sol 303· 22nd of June, 2018
2,211
Sol 305· 23rd of June, 2018
2,077
Sol 307· 24th of June, 2018
926
Sol 308· 25th of June, 2018
1,781
Sols 309-310· 26th of June, 2018
2,620
Sol 311· 27th of June, 2018
1,434
Sol 314· 27th of June, 2018
1,768
Sol 316-318· 29th of June, 2018
1,717
Sol 320· 30th of June, 2018
1,419
Sol 322· 1st of July, 2018
623
Sol 325· 2nd of July, 2018
1,075
Sol 328· 3rd of July, 2018
1,279
Sol 330· 4th of July, 2018
2,723
Sol 331· 5th of July, 2018
1,181
Sol 332· 6th of July, 2018
1,530
Sol 333· 7th of July, 2018
1,685
Sol 334· 8th of July, 2018
1,790
Sol 335· 9th of July, 2018
2,354
Sol 336· 10th of July, 2018
746
Sol 338· 11th of July, 2018
1,363
Sol 340· 12th of July, 2018
1,026
Sol 342· 13th of July, 2018
1,591
Sol 346· 14th of July, 2018
474
Sol 347· 15th of July, 2018
1,973
Sol 349· 16th of July, 2018
651
Sol 350· 17th of July, 2018
847
Sol 354· 18th of July, 2018
1,754
Sol 360· 19th of July, 2018
1,257
Sol 361· 20th of July, 2018
1,121
Sol 363· 21st of July, 2018
736
Sol 364· 22nd of July, 2018
1,276
Sol 366· 23rd of July, 2018
1,690
Sol 370· 24th of July, 2018
1,702
Sol 374· 25th of July, 2018
1,838
Sol 378· 26th of July, 2018
660
Sol 380· 27th of July, 2018
656
Sol 383· 28th of July, 2018
1,212
Sol 387· 29th of July, 2018
974
Sol 388· 29th of July, 2018
925
Sol 389· 31st of July, 2018
624
Sols 392-395· 1st of August, 2018
1,424
Sol 396· 2nd of August, 2018
1,859
Sol 398· 3rd of August, 2018
1,490
Sol 399· 4th of August, 2018
990
Sol 400· 5th of August, 2018
934
Sols 402-403· 6th of August, 2018
1,495
Sol 405· 7th of August, 2018
1,080
Sol 407· 8th of August, 2018
184
Sol 409· 10th of August, 2018
2,020
Sol 410· 11th of August, 2018
1,146
Sol 412· 11th of August, 2018
2,032
Sol 415· 12th of August, 2018
2,025
Sol 418· 12th of August, 2018
1,943
Sol 419· 14th of August, 2018
1,086
Sols 423-424· 15th of August, 2018
1,673
Sol 426· 16th of August, 2018
964
Sol 429· 17th of August, 2018
771
Sol 432· 18th of August, 2018
1,265
Sol 434· 19th of August, 2018
1,107
Sol 437· 20th of August, 2018
907
Sol 439· 21st of August, 2018
239
Sol 443· 22nd of August, 2018
1,377
Sol 449· 23rd of August, 2018
1,123
Sol 450· 24th of August, 2018
4,414
Sols 451-455· 25th of August, 2018
1,629
Sol 461· 26th of August, 2018
1,135
Sol 464· 27th of August, 2018
1,991
Sol 468· 28th of August, 2018
521
Sol 470· 29th of August, 2018
1,210
Sol 472· 30th of August, 2018
1,094
Sols 475-476· 31st of August, 2018
1,138
Sols 477-478· 1st of September, 2018
558
Sol 479· 1st of September, 2018
2,071
Sols 480-481· 2nd of September, 2018
1,870
Sol 482· 4th of September, 2018
2,671
Sol 483· 5th of September, 2018
3,761
Sol 484· 6th of September, 2018
1,175
Sol 485· 7th of September, 2018
1,268
Sol 489· 9th of September, 2018
2,185
Sol 492· 10th of September, 2018
1,119
Sol 494· 11th of September, 2018
1,702
Sol 496· 12th of September, 2018
1,070
Sol 500· 13th of September, 2018
830
Sol 503· 14th of September, 2018
2,017
Sols 504-505· 14th of September, 2018
1,522
Sol 507· 16th of September, 2018
844
Sol 508· 16th of September, 2018
1,271
Sol 509· 18th of September, 2018
1,094
Sol 511· 19th of September, 2018
1,202
Sol 512· 21st of September, 2018
835
Sol 513· 22nd of September, 2018
2,522
Sol 514· 23rd of September, 2018
2,115
Sol 515· 26th of September, 2018
1,511
Sol 516· 27th of September, 2018
1,298
Sol 517· 28th of September, 2018
1,413
Sol 518· 29th of September, 2018
764
Sol 519· 30th of September, 2018
2,012
Sol 521· 30th of September, 2018
954
Sol 522· 2nd of October, 2018
1,315
Sol 526· 2nd of October, 2018
947
Sol 528· 4th of October, 2018
1,144
Sol 529· 4th of October, 2018
1,264
Sol 534· 6th of October, 2018
1,200
Sol 538· 7th of October, 2018
812
Sol 544· 7th of October, 2018
2,728
Sol 548· 9th of October, 2018
1,694
Sol 550· 10th of October, 2018
1,326
Sol 551· 10th of October, 2018
6,573
May 22, 2037, 12:07 AM CDT· 11th of October, 2018
1,461
Phoenix Day 22· 13th of October, 2018
6,448
Phoenix Day 23· 14th of October, 2018
2,045
Phoenix Day 38· 16th of October, 2018
2,493
Later· 18th of October, 2018
2,273
Much Later· 19th of October, 2018
3,608
Much, Much Later· 1st of April, 2019
2,229
Appendix: Dramatis Personae· 10th of November, 2018
657
Appendix: Technological Glossary· 10th of November, 2018
2,899
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479,816 words

TMy Twilight Facade

Likes: 2066 Dislikes: 95

on Fimfiction, by axelsempai

MLP: FiM Sex Gore Violence Profanity Dark Comedy Slice of Life Human Spike OC Other Main 6

Suddenly, I'm Twilight Sparkle and I don't want to be here.

I used to be a human, but then I pissed off a wizard. Now I'm stuck in "Ponyville", in a land called "Equestria", and with no apparent way back home. I'm also pretty sure that I've just replaced somepony. I'd rather not have to answer any tricky questions, so I'm better off trying to be this unicorn whose name has been forced onto me.

My name is Twilight Sparkle, and I'm not a pony.

[Rated Teen for extensive use of vulgar language and sexual references.]

[Cover art made by richhap on deviant art. Unamused Twilight, go figure.]

Chapters

Friendship is Obligatory: Part 1· 26th of October, 2014
8,861
Friendship is Obligatory: Part 2· 2nd of November, 2014
10,409
Plans and You: How to Recognize Your Shortcomings· 16th of November, 2014
4,226
Apples? More Like Asses.· 24th of November, 2014
5,812
Confectionary Confusion· 30th of November, 2014
3,159
Bitch Griffins and Comic Book Puns· 7th of December, 2014
5,467
Rage Issues of an Aspiring Dragon Slayer· 15th of December, 2014
5,576
How Friendship Leads To Polka· 22nd of December, 2014
4,467
Girl Problems in a Storm· 26th of December, 2014
4,363
Lightning's Got Nothing On Rainbows· 4th of January, 2015
9,421
Dogs Suck, Cats Are Better· 13th of January, 2015
6,200
Ration of Fashion Passion· 30th of January, 2015
7,148
Ponies Suck at Social Studies· 7th of February, 2015
5,767
Drunk Ponies Shouldn't be at Hut Parties· 24th of February, 2015
3,390
Illusionists Revealing the Truth? Only in My Life· 8th of March, 2015
6,143
A Royal Pain· 26th of March, 2015
5,013
Twilight's Seven Days (Part 1)· 15th of April, 2015
5,770
Twilight's Seven Days (Part 2)· 25th of April, 2015
4,248
Loose Ends· 15th of May, 2015
3,939
Feeding Your Anger (Sucks)· 6th of June, 2015
6,098
Accepting My Lot in Life· 29th of June, 2015
5,210
Staring at the Wall· 5th of July, 2015
4,714
Feeling Like an Ass· 3rd of August, 2015
6,192
Questions Unanswered· 15th of August, 2015
2,780
When Sleep Deprivation Sets In, Party Hard· 31st of August, 2015
2,760
Who Needs Sleep, Anyway?· 27th of September, 2015
8,086
Intentionally Sore Loser· 26th of October, 2015
4,533
Blazing Trails to Great Disappointing Truths· 26th of October, 2015
3,161
Like Halloween, Only Not· 10th of December, 2015
3,907
Nothing to Fear (But Me)· 28th of December, 2015
6,137
Old School Digs· 18th of January, 2016
2,867
Moons Don't Dance, They Scowl· 5th of February, 2016
3,297
Berated Elation· 7th of March, 2016
4,818
Confrontation· 28th of March, 2016
3,772
Heart to Heart· 4th of May, 2016
7,863
Deep Dark· 22nd of May, 2016
3,786
Gracious Mornings· 21st of June, 2016
3,213
Higher Education· 14th of July, 2016
4,246
White Room, Black Magic· 21st of August, 2016
6,422
The Dating Scene· 12th of September, 2016
8,020
Bird in the Hoof, Night in the Slammer· 11th of October, 2016
9,750
Impending Crisis· 26th of February, 2017
2,958
Family· 21st of July, 2017
7,985
Someone Else's Family· 20th of April, 2018
6,962
That Thing About Bad Decisions· 30th of January, 2019
1,482
A Painful Reunion· 30th of January, 2019
5,005
Midnight· 15th of March, 2020
5,075
Magic· 19th of July, 2020
3,543
Getting Audited· 23rd of April, 2021
4,163
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258,184 words

MBugging Out

Likes: 1992 Dislikes: 58

on Fimfiction, by No Pony

MLP: FiM Sex Profanity Romance Comedy Slice of Life Second Person Human Alt. Universe OC Chrysalis Changelings Anon Pharynx

You never really did care much for bugs. So it'd figure that after being magically displaced into pastel pony world, you get kidnapped by pony-sized bugs.

Life's shitty enough when you get dragged from your home to a world of talking ponies so colorful your eyes start to hurt. Then throw in the fact that you quickly get kidnapped by a species of love eating bugs the size of ponies, and you're in hell... or are you?

(Featured! Holy crap! This is a first for me, thank you very much!)

Chapters

I Hate Bugs· 30th of September, 2018
2,008
Tour Troubles· 30th of September, 2018
4,030
Hostage Negotiations For Dummies· 1st of October, 2018
4,625
Changelingtarian Award Winner· 2nd of October, 2018
3,979
Sexual Harassment Is Fun! (But Not Really)· 3rd of October, 2018
2,881
Bittersweet Dreams· 4th of October, 2018
4,010
A Changeling Of Clothes· 5th of October, 2018
3,337
Bookworms· 6th of October, 2018
3,057
Game Night With "Friends"· 7th of October, 2018
3,989
Game Night With "Friends" 2: The Worst Possible Outcome· 8th of October, 2018
4,369
A Day In Hell· 9th of October, 2018
3,333
Calling Mom On The Weekends· 10th of October, 2018
4,269
The Boring Chapter You Want To Skip· 11th of October, 2018
4,243
Bed Rest With Nurse Apocrita· 12th of October, 2018
2,690
The Rise Of Lord Anon· 13th of October, 2018
3,619
Pest Control· 14th of October, 2018
3,322
Return To (Failed) Negotiations· 15th of October, 2018
2,897
Anon And Ap: The End Of A Friendship· 16th of October, 2018
5,274
Letters From Home· 17th of October, 2018
2,798
Growing Pains· 18th of October, 2018
2,867
Chitin Needs Acting Lessons· 20th of October, 2018
2,769
The Sexiest Distraction Around· 20th of October, 2018
3,976
The Easiest Decision· 21st of October, 2018
3,088
All's Fair In Love And War· 22nd of October, 2018
2,967
Limbo Dancing In Limbo· 23rd of October, 2018
4,275
Apocrita 2: The Sequel Always Sucks· 24th of October, 2018
2,937
Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like A Bee-Atch· 25th of October, 2018
2,822
Mother Of All Problems· 26th of October, 2018
2,635
You Must Be This Big To Ride Ap's Mom· 27th of October, 2018
2,929
How I Met Your Mother· 28th of October, 2018
3,836
Happy Birthday!.. Or Is It Hatchingday?· 30th of October, 2018
2,931
I Love It When You Call Me Big Poppa· 30th of October, 2018
2,734
Hail Hive· 31st of October, 2018
3,803
Mother-Daughter Bondage Time... Or Was It Bonding?· 2nd of November, 2018
2,408
The Usurper Emerges!· 2nd of November, 2018
3,782
Generation Anon· 3rd of November, 2018
2,078
The Road To War· 5th of November, 2018
2,881
Go The Fuck To Sleep· 6th of November, 2018
2,626
Meet My Daughter, Lord Tyrant Supreme· 6th of November, 2018
3,491
Brotherly Love Vs. Anon's Penis· 8th of November, 2018
2,835
Reunited And It Feels So Good· 9th of November, 2018
3,344
You Give Love A Bad Name· 10th of November, 2018
3,487
Take Me Home· 10th of November, 2018
3,446
After Anon· 12th of November, 2018
6,327
Dying Is Easy, Living Is Hard... Living Is New Penis Name· 13th of November, 2018
3,045
Epilogue: I Love Bugs· 14th of November, 2018
4,246
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157,295 words

TMessage in a Bottle

Likes: 1941 Dislikes: 79

on Fimfiction, by Starscribe

MLP: FiM Violence Death Profanity Drama Mystery Sci-Fi Human Alt. Universe OC Lightning Dust

Humanity's space exploration ultimately took the form of billions of identical probes, capable of building anything (including astronauts themselves) upon arrival at their destinations. One lands in Equestria. Things go downhill from there.

There are 100 billion stars in the Milky Way, and humanity is determined to explore every one. We send probes, probes with the blueprints to reproduce human explorers upon arrival. Uninhabited worlds the galaxy over can be colonized and populated, until after many years they too can join the vast throng of interstellar civilization. But if a probe is very, very lucky, it will land on a populated world instead. Equestria is one such world.

Even so, it's far from perfect for colonization, not with an environment lethal to human life. But each probe is resourceful and armed with the greatest machine intelligence mankind has devised. If placing a human mind into a newly manufactured human body won't work, it will just have to get a little more creative.

This story was written at the behest of Canary In The Coal Mine, who is sponsoring it on my Patreon. As usual, cover by Zutcha. Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail.

Fantastic prereading help from: Chyre, Danger Noodle, Doctor Disco, and Doggyshakespeare (who also did the Esperanto translation). Thank you all for helping to make this story more readable and more consistent for everyone.

Chapters

G3.01: Synthesis Complete· 1st of April, 2017
2,651
G3.01: Some Transit Required· 1st of April, 2017
2,552
G3.01: Repair Protocol· 8th of April, 2017
2,774
G4.05: Meaningful Contact· 15th of April, 2017
4,666
G4.05: Refractory· 22nd of April, 2017
2,771
G4:05: Transitional State· 29th of April, 2017
2,831
G4.05: Adopting Change· 6th of May, 2017
5,459
G4.05: Collect Call· 13th of May, 2017
2,278
G4.05: Interpolation Error· 20th of May, 2017
3,099
G4.05: Taking Stock· 6th of April, 2019
2,271
G4.05: Special Delivery· 27th of May, 2017
2,573
G4.05: Policy Impact· 3rd of June, 2017
3,147
G4.05: Native Contact· 10th of June, 2017
4,134
G5.01: Cost of Employment· 17th of June, 2017
4,467
G5.01: Settling· 24th of June, 2017
2,497
G5.01: Designation Earth· 1st of July, 2017
2,105
G5.05: Satellite· 8th of July, 2017
4,805
G5.05: Collapse the Wave· 15th of July, 2017
3,998
G5.05: Deadlight· 22nd of July, 2017
3,455
G5.05: External Contacts· 29th of July, 2017
4,688
G5.05: Wonderbolts· 5th of August, 2017
6,199
G5.05: Transit Equus Zero Violet Zero· 12th of August, 2017
6,612
G5.05: Marked by Harmony· 19th of August, 2017
5,750
G5.05: Heart· 26th of August, 2017
5,448
G5.05: Security Override· 2nd of September, 2017
5,695
G5.05: Gyroscopic Failure· 9th of September, 2017
5,161
G5.05: Blood and Ink· 16th of September, 2017
5,389
G5.05: Datamine· 23rd of September, 2017
5,582
G5.05: Crisis Response· 30th of September, 2017
7,104
G6.3850: Harmony Remembers· 7th of October, 2017
4,943
G6.3850: Welcome to Othar· 14th of October, 2017
8,123
G6.3850: Mission Complete· 21st of October, 2017
6,811
G6.3850: Equestria by Wire· 28th of October, 2017
6,682
G6.3850: Not What You Think· 4th of November, 2017
5,580
G6.3850: Birds in the Underground· 11th of November, 2017
8,360
G6.3850: Dragon's Folly· 18th of November, 2017
5,396
G6.3850: Ceres Proclamation· 25th of November, 2017
6,518
G6.3850: Major Inglorious· 2nd of December, 2017
6,400
G6:3850: Missing Pieces· 9th of December, 2017
5,591
G6.3850: Command· 16th of December, 2017
6,759
G7.01: Forefathers· 23rd of December, 2017
9,894
G7.01: Colonial Governor· 30th of December, 2017
5,718
G7.01: Plan of Action· 6th of January, 2018
4,998
G7.01: Momentum· 13th of January, 2018
7,523
G7.01: Guest of the Princess· 20th of January, 2018
6,413
G7.01: Pyrrhic· 27th of January, 2018
6,685
G7.01: Map Reduction· 3rd of February, 2018
6,274
G7.01: Army of One· 10th of February, 2018
6,221
G7.01: Opening Volley· 17th of February, 2018
6,747
G7.01: Love in War· 24th of February, 2018
6,489
G7.01: Selene· 3rd of March, 2018
6,273
G7.01: Polaris· 10th of March, 2018
8,068
G7.01: Love the Truth· 17th of March, 2018
5,990
G7.01: Harmony Control· 24th of March, 2018
5,913
G7.01: Citizen of Equus· 31st of March, 2018
5,672
G7.01: Debt· 7th of April, 2018
7,325
G7.01: Downstream· 14th of April, 2018
6,833
G7.01: Home· 21st of April, 2018
5,836
Part 2: The Long Con· 28th of April, 2018
6,116
Part 2: Invariant Conditions· 5th of May, 2018
8,498
Part 2: Mission Parameters· 12th of May, 2018
8,083
Part 2: Jump· 19th of May, 2018
7,829
Part 2: Contact· 26th of May, 2018
7,796
Part 2: Storm· 2nd of June, 2018
6,444
Part 2: Eye of the Maelstrom· 9th of June, 2018
6,412
Part 2: Atreides Class· 16th of June, 2018
5,799
Part 2: Turnover· 23rd of June, 2018
5,547
Part 2: Allegiance· 30th of June, 2018
5,395
Part 2: Jailbreak· 7th of July, 2018
6,702
Part 2: Friend on the Edge· 14th of July, 2018
7,432
Part 2: Persuasion· 21st of July, 2018
6,877
Part 2: Message and Messenger· 28th of July, 2018
5,939
Part 2: Intrusion Testing· 4th of August, 2018
6,404
Part 2: Orbital· 11th of August, 2018
5,046
Part 2: Citizen Permissions· 18th of August, 2018
6,439
Part 2: Celestial· 25th of August, 2018
5,126
Part 2: Unwilling Partners· 1st of September, 2018
7,555
Part 2: Escape Vector· 8th of September, 2018
6,590
Part 2: Hostage· 15th of September, 2018
5,291
Part 2: Hedgemaze· 22nd of September, 2018
6,528
Part 2: The Florist· 29th of September, 2018
6,244
Part 2: Revivification· 6th of October, 2018
8,102
Part 2: Breach· 13th of October, 2018
6,213
Part 2: Deploy· 20th of October, 2018
6,828
Part 2: Detonate· 27th of October, 2018
7,073
Part 2: Emperor's Gambit· 3rd of November, 2018
5,540
Part 2: Citizen of Equestria· 10th of November, 2018
5,924
Part 2: Storm Broken· 17th of November, 2018
7,944
Epilogue· 24th of November, 2018
6,360
completeDownload epub First published: 1st of April, 2017 · Backup time: 3rd of November, 2020
514,272 words

TBlue Angel

Likes: 1908 Dislikes: 144

on Fimfiction, by V-Pony

MLP: FiM Sex Gore Violence Death Profanity Romance Adventure Comedy Twilight Rainbow Dash Scootaloo Trixie OC

A Blue Angels pilot is saved from a fiery crash by a most unexpected savior

The Blue Angels: the greatest stunt pilot group on or above Earth. When one of their recruits is involved in a horrible mid-flight accident, the last thing he ever expected was being saved by a blue angel of his own...

^------------Inspired by this epic pic by johnjoseco.deviantart.com

WARNING: This story contains quite a bit of Applied and Theoretical Physics, so just a heads up! ^^;

Also contains strong language/suggestive content when appropriate
MAY become mature later on depending on reader feedback...which I do greatly appreciate and welcome :)

Further Story-related information may be found here:http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/92839

Ponyville Reference Map for this story: http://s938.photobucket.com/user/9moviefan/media/PonyvilleMap-1.jpg.html?sort=3&o=78

Song Playlist (warning, may contain spoilers!) :
Blue Angel Playlist

Blue Angel now has a TVTropes Page!

Chapters

Prologue-Pt 1: Clear for Takeoff!· 9th of September, 2012
2,826
Prologue-Pt 2: Risky Business· 21st of September, 2012
3,275
Prologue-Pt 3: Toes For Breakfast?!· 21st of September, 2012
2,783
Prologue-Pt 4: Back To The Basics· 14th of August, 2012
4,559
Prologue-Pt 5: What Are Friends For?· 14th of August, 2012
3,205
Prologue-Pt 6: Just Me Being Me· 14th of August, 2012
3,420
Prologue-Pt 7: New Kid On The Block· 14th of August, 2012
3,187
Prologue-Pt 8: Secrets and Lies...and Pinkie Promises· 15th of November, 2012
6,754
Prologue-Pt 9: Emotional Divergence· 14th of August, 2012
6,894
Prologue-Pt 10: The Things We (Mis)Say· 16th of November, 2012
3,034
Prologue-Pt 11: For the First Time in a Long Time· 14th of August, 2012
6,975
Prologue-Pt 12: A Little Daring Do· 18th of August, 2012
10,015
Prologue Q&A Responses and stuff! 8D· 20th of April, 2012
891
The Hurricane-Pt 1: Mornings Are Awkward· 14th of August, 2012
5,425
The Hurricane-Pt 2: Ignorance is Bliss· 14th of August, 2012
9,425
The Hurricane-Pt 3: Meanwhile...· 28th of November, 2012
4,677
The Hurricane-Pt 4: Invasion of Privacy· 14th of August, 2012
4,053
The Hurricane-Pt 5: Mind = Blown· 14th of August, 2012
11,301
The Hurricane-Pt 6: Rock Shows, Bad Hair, and Groupies· 17th of September, 2012
6,087
The Hurricane-Pt 7: You Need Professional Help· 14th of August, 2012
7,316
The Hurricane-Pt 8: Not At All What I Expected· 24th of November, 2012
5,762
The Hurricane-Pt 9: Prove Me Wrong· 14th of August, 2012
5,907
The Hurricane-Pt 10: Many Meetings· 14th of August, 2012
7,273
The Hurricane-Pt 11: A Necessary Evil· 14th of August, 2012
13,038
The Hurricane-Pt 12: Miyagi· 14th of August, 2012
11,065
The Hurricane Story Arc Q&A Responses!· 10th of June, 2012
1,689
The Running-Pt 1: On Your Mark...· 14th of August, 2012
8,961
The Running-Pt 2: Crepuscular Conversing· 14th of August, 2012
7,864
The Running-Pt 3: Security Matters· 14th of August, 2012
8,491
The Running-Pt 4: A Line in the Sand· 14th of August, 2012
10,099
The Running-Pt 5: Royal Librarian Revelations· 14th of August, 2012
10,764
The Running-Pt 6: Get Set...· 1st of September, 2012
10,837
The Running-Pt 7: There's a Storm Coming...· 14th of August, 2012
11,309
The Running-Pt 8: A Thief, A Crusader, and a Hell of a Night· 28th of November, 2012
11,646
The Running-Pt 9: BBFAD· 14th of August, 2012
11,822
The Running-Pt 10: ...Go!· 14th of August, 2012
12,754
The Running-Pt 11: I Won't Back Down· 14th of August, 2012
11,860
The Running-Pt 12: Cutting Deep· 14th of August, 2012
10,921
The Running Q&A Responses!· 19th of August, 2012
1,114
Inseptium Nova-Pt 1: Red Barons and Herrings· 23rd of August, 2012
14,883
Inseptium Nova-Pt 2: You've Gotta Be Bucking Kidding Me...· 3rd of September, 2012
10,314
Inseptium Nova-Pt 3: Hammer-space and Musical Therapy· 3rd of September, 2012
17,540
Inseptium Nova-Pt 4: Trix Are For Kids...· 13th of December, 2012
9,728
Inseptium Nova: Pt 5: The Great and Powerful Escape· 8th of September, 2012
6,496
Inseptium Nova-Pt 6: The Enemy of My Enemy...· 14th of September, 2012
11,607
Inseptium Nova-Pt 7: Pyromania and Deja-Vu· 17th of September, 2012
11,137
Inseptium Nova-Pt 8: Murphy's Law· 27th of November, 2012
15,280
Inseptium Nova-Pt 9: Trouble on the Horizon· 22nd of September, 2012
9,668
Inseptium Nova-Pt 10: Acceptance· 25th of September, 2012
10,147
Inseptium Nova-Pt 11: Magic Kindergarten 101· 4th of October, 2012
9,463
Inseptium Nova-Pt 12: Magic Kindergarten 201· 5th of October, 2012
6,018
Inseptium Nova-Pt 13: Today, I Learned· 13th of October, 2012
7,043
Inseptium Nova-Pt 14: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?· 6th of December, 2012
8,008
Inseptium Nova-Pt 15: Volare· 6th of November, 2012
30,854
Inseptium Nova Q&A Character Responses!· 8th of November, 2012
18,764
Truth or Dare-Pt 1: Antici-....pation· 16th of November, 2012
8,764
Truth or Dare-Pt 2: Zero· 25th of November, 2012
15,409
Truth or Dare-Pt 3: Mea Culpa· 7th of December, 2012
12,768
Truth or Dare-Pt 4: Suspicions, Celebrations, and Inebriations· 7th of December, 2012
16,982
Truth or Dare-Pt 5: A Fighting Chance· 14th of December, 2012
18,792
Truth or Dare-Pt 6: Playing Chicken· 19th of December, 2012
11,004
Truth or Dare-Pt 7: Sharp Conversations· 27th of December, 2012
8,019
Truth or Dare-Pt 8: Hello, Murphy...· 5th of January, 2013
15,667
Truth or Dare-Pt 9: Good Intentions Pave the Path to Ponyhell· 24th of January, 2013
19,523
Truth or Dare-Pt 10: Fool's Gold Still Shines· 2nd of February, 2013
18,626
Truth or Dare-Pt 11: Thunderstruck· 16th of February, 2013
26,306
Truth or Dare-Pt 12: The Only Thing Missing...· 1st of March, 2013
21,509
Truth or Dare-Pt 13: ...Is You By My Side· 16th of March, 2013
24,353
Truth or Dare-Pt 14: Pride...· 27th of March, 2013
17,692
Truth or Dare-Pt 15: ...and Prejudice· 22nd of June, 2013
30,738
Truth or Dare Pt-16: The Princess and the Pebble· 14th of June, 2014
22,663
Truth or Dare-Pt 17: Sovereign Skullduggery· 24th of July, 2018
13,378
incompleteDownload epub First published: 26th of March, 2012 · Backup time: 2nd of August, 2020
778,421 words

MMy Best Friend, Stella

Likes: 1837 Dislikes: 61

on Fimfiction, by Flammenwerfer

MLP: FiM Sex Profanity Romance Comedy Slice of Life Anthro Human Alt. Universe Celestia Luna OC Other Bat Pony

Fredrick and Stella decide to take their immeasurably strong friendship to the next level. Ultimately, they feel it would be little different than now... just more intimate. Are things really that simple?

Two weeks after Fredrick Himmelreich's arrival, he meets and befriends a Lunar Guard named Stella Sabre... a beautiful, cute-accented, and foul-mouthed batpony mare. Simply asking for directions is the start of a powerful, yet equally unlikely friendship between a sarcastic, stubborn, yet level-headed human, and a headstrong, fragile-tempered thestral guardsmare.

Such a friendship will prove bloated when both parties, as dense in their own rights as they are, wish to ford the next step in their relationship. It's a simple combination of experimentation, adventurousness, and ultimately trust and faith in one another...

...but are things truly that easy and straight-forward?

NOT A SEQUEL TO 'MY BEST FRIEND, LUNA' NOR ANYTHING ELSE. THERE IS NO REQUIRED READING.

Cover art done by the ever amazing Pusspuss. The FULL picture sourced to his DA.

Chapters

1. Life Happens· 24th of June, 2016
9,166
2. Fred and Stella Sitting in a Tree. D-R-I-N-K-I-N-G· 16th of July, 2016
6,153
3. Of Cunts and Crushes· 22nd of July, 2016
4,906
4. She's the Goddamn Batmare· 19th of August, 2016
8,436
5. Date Night (Gone Stella)· 6th of September, 2016
8,269
6. Making Out Is Nice, But Have You Had Garlic Bread? · 27th of September, 2016
6,804
7. ♫ I'm Blue (If She's in Heat I'mma Die...) ♫· 3rd of November, 2016
10,978
8. [Clop] She's the Goddamn Batmare 2: Electric Boogaloo· 23rd of December, 2016
8,135
9. Cuntfusion· 3rd of February, 2017
10,000
10. Comparisons and Cuntrasts· 10th of March, 2017
3,860
11. Dinner and a Show· 9th of May, 2017
9,585
12. [Cloppy] A Headstart· 20th of June, 2017
12,180
13. Late Nights· 30th of July, 2017
3,419
14. Odds and Ends of the Sabre· 31st of August, 2017
10,426
15. His Sabre and Her Kingdom· 23rd of October, 2017
9,059
16. Conundrums of the Smaller Sabre· 6th of November, 2017
3,733
17. [Clop] Sabre-brand Bonding· 21st of December, 2017
4,388
18. Whirlwind· 27th of March, 2018
13,678
19. [Clop] Swapping Sabres· 20th of May, 2018
14,301
20. Instrument· 18th of September, 2018
8,751
21. A Man, His Mare, and Her Schlong· 16th of May, 2019
9,000
22. That Was a Thing· 22nd of July, 2019
9,591
23. Where We Stand· 18th of September, 2019
4,809
24. Bar Crawl | Part 1 | Rallying the Squad· 11th of October, 2019
6,753
25. Bar Crawl | Part 2 | Once Upon a Midnight Beery· 3rd of December, 2019
17,547
26. Bar Crawl | Part 3 | Drunk Words, Sober Thoughts· 29th of February, 2020
15,216
27. Forward-thinking· 26th of March, 2020
6,515
28. Logistics· 17th of May, 2020
6,304
29. The Grand Yeet· 5th of July, 2020
7,033
30. Fate· 15th of August, 2020
9,521
31. Union | Part 1 | Gold· 1st of December, 2020
6,591
incompleteDownload epub First published: 25th of June, 2016 · Backup time: 6th of January, 2021
265,107 words

TYou're a demon (Apparently)

Likes: 1798 Dislikes: 44

on Fimfiction, by Turtwig-Tales

MLP: FiM Profanity Romance Adventure Comedy Second Person Human Alt. Universe OC Other Main 6

A bunch of ponies summon a demon. They get a human.

A group of pony radicals try to summon a demon to overthrow the princesses. Instead they got a human. They don't know what a human is.

((Pre Princess Twilight))

((Edit: Featured 5/11/2020. Didn't expect this to go over so well!))
((Edit2: Ch.8 featured 10/1/2020))
((Edit3: Featured 10/22/2020))
((Final Edit: Featured 3/25/2021))

Chapters

Chapter 1· 11th of May, 2020
1,295
Chapter 2· 3rd of June, 2020
2,097
Chapter 3· 11th of July, 2020
2,614
Chapter 4· 27th of July, 2020
2,150
Chapter 5· 13th of August, 2020
1,000
Chapter 6· 28th of August, 2020
2,379
Chapter 7· 20th of September, 2020
2,751
Chapter 8· 1st of October, 2020
1,450
Chapter 9· 11th of October, 2020
1,109
Chapter 10· 22nd of October, 2020
3,132
Chapter 11· 5th of November, 2020
2,106
Chapter 12· 1st of December, 2020
2,426
Chapter 13· 11th of January, 2021
2,107
Chapter 14· 2nd of February, 2021
2,369
Chapter 15· 25th of March, 2021
2,759
completeDownload epub First published: 11th of May, 2020 · Backup time: 24th of May, 2021
31,744 words

TTo: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

Likes: 1739 Dislikes: 32

on Fimfiction, by Snow

MLP: FiM Sex Profanity Comedy Random Anthology Human Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia Anon

Celestia responds to the friendship lessons penned on behalf of her faithful student by the newest ponyville weirdo.

When Anon takes the liberty to inject his particular brand of humor into Twilight's friendship lessons, Celestia feels the need to respond, more often than not.

A somewhat unofficial sisterfic to 2Merr's Dear Princess Sunbutt

There may not be a response to every letter, and letters 1-11 were taken from my comments in said sister-story.

Please support 2Merr's story too if you like this one. This is written with encouragement of the original author.

(Note: Picture used without permission from Derpibooru. Upon request it will be promptly removed.)

EDIT: Apparently someone's done a reading of this and its sisterfic over on Youtube! Why does nopony tell me these things.

Chapters

From HRH Sunbutt, RE: Letter 1· 29th of September, 2019
170
From HRH Hotcheeks RE: Letter 2· 29th of September, 2019
91
From HRH Cake'N'Bake, RE: Letter 3· 29th of September, 2019
102
From HRH Not-Luna RE: Letter 4· 29th of September, 2019
182
From HRH Matriarchy, RE: Letter 5· 29th of September, 2019
58
From HRH Smacks-A-Thot, RE: Letter 6· 29th of September, 2019
145
From HRH Cellybelly, RE: Letter 7· 29th of September, 2019
80
From HRH Bootybutt, RE: Letter 8· 29th of September, 2019
231
From HRH Celigula(?), RE: Letter 9· 29th of September, 2019
143
From Tia, RE: Letter 10· 29th of September, 2019
76
From HRH Celery, RE: Letter 11· 29th of September, 2019
125
From HRH Burnbutt, RE: Letter 12· 29th of September, 2019
190
From HRH Celestia, To A-SD-413 (Letter 13)· 29th of September, 2019
121
From Tia, RE: Letter 13.5· 29th of September, 2019
121
From HRH Toasty Tush, RE: Letter 14· 29th of September, 2019
362
From HRH Hot Tamale, RE: Letter 15· 29th of September, 2019
158
From Tia, RE: Letter 16· 29th of September, 2019
169
From HRH Bighorse, RE: Letter 17· 29th of September, 2019
260
From Tia, RE: Letter 17.1· 29th of September, 2019
132
From HRH Permaboomer, RE: Letter 18· 29th of September, 2019
81
From HRH Not-Queen, RE: Letter 19· 29th of September, 2019
221
From Princess Celestia, To: Pinkamena D. Pie (20)· 30th of September, 2019
147
From Tia, RE: Letter 20.1· 30th of September, 2019
199
From HRH Sunspot, RE: Letter 21· 30th of September, 2019
158
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 22· 30th of September, 2019
95
From HRH Four-Tenths, RE: Letter 23· 30th of September, 2019
90
From HRH Cellophane, RE: Letter 24· 30th of September, 2019
175
From HRH Hotcake, RE: Letter 25· 30th of September, 2019
227
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 26· 1st of October, 2019
169
From Tia, RE: Letter 26.1· 1st of October, 2019
61
From HRH Sylvestia, RE: Letter 27· 1st of October, 2019
187
From HRH Solar Beam, RE: Letter 27.1· 1st of October, 2019
204
From HRH Sunscreen, RE: Letter 27.2· 1st of October, 2019
185
From HRH Starfire, RE: ... Apples? (28-28.6)· 2nd of October, 2019
106
From HIM Applesworth I, to HRH Celestia (non-canon)· 2nd of October, 2019
221
From HRH Hot Potato, RE: Letter 29· 2nd of October, 2019
197
From HRH Sunny, RE: Letter 30· 2nd of October, 2019
154
From HRH Luna, RE: Letter 31.1· 4th of October, 2019
126
From HRH Sundae, RE: Letter 32· 4th of October, 2019
136
From HRH A-sol-ine, RE: Letter 33· 4th of October, 2019
125
From HRH Eternally Young, RE: Letter 34· 4th of October, 2019
170
From HRH Tea N. Crumpet, RE: Letter 35· 4th of October, 2019
144
From HRH Pegacorn, RE: Letter 36· 5th of October, 2019
58
From HRH Porcelaine, RE: Letter 37· 5th of October, 2019
131
From HRH Palpatia(?), RE: Letter 38· 7th of October, 2019
11
From HRH Celsius, RE: Letter 39· 7th of October, 2019
16
From Princess Celestia, To: Pinkamena D. Pie (40)· 8th of October, 2019
243
From Tia, RE: Letter 41· 8th of October, 2019
32
From Her Most Magical Narwhal, RE: Letter 42· 8th of October, 2019
135
From HRH Bestia, RE: Letter 43· 8th of October, 2019
57
From HRH Daymare, RE: Letter 44· 8th of October, 2019
117
From HRH High Noon, RE: Letter 45· 9th of October, 2019
65
From HRH Chillestia, RE: Letter 46· 9th of October, 2019
155
From HRH Cellphone, RE: Letter 47· 9th of October, 2019
191
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 48· 11th of October, 2019
309
From Tia, RE: Letter 48.1· 11th of October, 2019
95
From Tia, RE: Letter 48.2· 11th of October, 2019
23
From HRH Sunroof, RE: Letter 49· 11th of October, 2019
169
From HRH Celantro, RE: Letter 50· 12th of October, 2019
170
From Tia, RE: Letter 51· 12th of October, 2019
297
From HRH Cybertron, RE: Letter 52· 12th of October, 2019
206
From HRH Celisbury, RE: Letter 52.1· 12th of October, 2019
170
From Celestia, To: Discord (53)· 13th of October, 2019
56
From HRH Cell-estia, RE: Letter 54· 13th of October, 2019
127
From HRH Tia Khalifa, RE: Letter 55· 16th of October, 2019
161
From HRH Corona, RE: Letter 56· 16th of October, 2019
252
From HRH Celypso, RE: Letter 57· 16th of October, 2019
166
From HRH Hansen(?), RE: Letter 58· 16th of October, 2019
62
From HRH Caeser, RE: Letter 59· 16th of October, 2019
47
From HRH Cellulose, RE: Letter 60· 16th of October, 2019
216
From HRH Saintlestia, RE: Letter 61· 17th of October, 2019
239
From HRH Capri Sun, RE: Letter 62 - 62.5· 17th of October, 2019
276
From HRH Celcium, RE: Letter 63· 17th of October, 2019
146
From HRH Sunflower, RE: Letter 64· 17th of October, 2019
278
From Tia, to Anon, RE: Letter 65· 17th of October, 2019
233
From HRH Solar Power, RE: Letter 66· 17th of October, 2019
166
From HRH Sysadmin, RE: Letter 67· 17th of October, 2019
163
From HRH Pencilestia, RE: Letter 67.1· 17th of October, 2019
25
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 68· 18th of October, 2019
352
From HRH Heliophile, RE: Letter 69· 18th of October, 2019
80
From HRH Pale Horse, RE: Letter 70· 20th of October, 2019
162
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 70.1· 20th of October, 2019
120
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 70.2· 20th of October, 2019
110
From HRH Very Upset, RE: Letter 70.3· 20th of October, 2019
150
From HRH Solar Plexus, RE: Letter 71· 20th of October, 2019
46
From HRH Luna, RE: Letter 72· 20th of October, 2019
62
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 73· 21st of October, 2019
352
From HRH Ceiling Fan, RE: Letter 74· 22nd of October, 2019
94
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 74.1· 23rd of October, 2019
385
From HRH Celestia, Luna, RSVP RE: Letter 75· 23rd of October, 2019
17
From HRH Luna, RE: Letter 76· 23rd of October, 2019
260
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 77· 24th of October, 2019
93
From HRH Cell Division, RE: Letter 78· 26th of October, 2019
116
From HRH Mighty Whitey, RE: Letter 79· 26th of October, 2019
93
From HRH Lady, RE: Letter 80· 27th of October, 2019
397
From HRH Hottest Pocket, RE: Letter 81· 28th of October, 2019
399
An unsent letter· 28th of October, 2019
217
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 81.1· 28th of October, 2019
222
From HRH Cell-in-a-Hell, RE: Letter 82· 30th of October, 2019
233
From Tia, To Anon RE: Letter 83· 30th of October, 2019
413
From Tia, To Anon RE: Letter 83.1· 30th of October, 2019
150
From HRH Cellybration, RE: Letter 84· 31st of October, 2019
125
From HRH Superior Posterior, RE: Letter 85· 2nd of November, 2019
81
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 86· 3rd of November, 2019
285
From Princess Celestia, To: 'Stupid' (86.1)· 3rd of November, 2019
461
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 86.2· 4th of November, 2019
393
From Tia, RE: Letter 86.3· 4th of November, 2019
186
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 86.4· 6th of November, 2019
342
From Princess Celestia, To: Pinkamena D. Pie (???)· 6th of November, 2019
105
From HRH Celami, RE: Letter 86.5· 6th of November, 2019
192
From HRH Sun Bun, RE: Letter 87· 8th of November, 2019
90
From REBAR, To: HRH Celestia (87.1)· 8th of November, 2019
92
From Celestia, RE: Letter 87.3· 9th of November, 2019
152
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 88· 9th of November, 2019
142
A Sunset Interlude· 11th of November, 2019
450
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 88.1· 13th of November, 2019
59
From HRH Tea-Pose, RE: Letter 89· 13th of November, 2019
76
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 90· 18th of November, 2019
10
From Celestia, RE: Letter 90.1· 18th of November, 2019
115
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 91· 18th of November, 2019
170
From HRH Cellymelon, RE: Letter 92· 18th of November, 2019
77
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 93· 18th of November, 2019
77
From HRH Sunsei, RE: Letter 94· 22nd of November, 2019
251
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 95· 22nd of November, 2019
156
From HRH High Beams, RE: Letter 96· 22nd of November, 2019
376
From Tia, RE: Letter 97· 9th of December, 2019
254
From HRH Hineyness, RE: Letter 97.1· 9th of December, 2019
22
From HRH Danger Rope, RE: Letter 98· 9th of December, 2019
284
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 99· 16th of December, 2019
109
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 100· 16th of December, 2019
406
From Fee-Fi-Fo-Fia, RE: Letter 100.1· 16th of December, 2019
19
From HRH Sanity, RE: Letter 100.2· 26th of December, 2019
201
From HRH Cellybean, RE: Letter 101· 26th of December, 2019
116
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 102· 26th of December, 2019
106
From HRH Sunny-Side-Out, RE: Letter 103· 26th of December, 2019
201
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 104· 26th of December, 2019
84
From Tia, RE: Letter 105· 26th of December, 2019
60
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 106· 6th of January, 2020
191
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 106.1, 106.2· 12th of April, 2020
123
From HRH Bunshine, RE: Letter 107· 12th of April, 2020
218
From HRH Solaroid, RE: Letter 108· 12th of April, 2020
145
From HRH Dawnbreaker, RE: Letter 109· 12th of April, 2020
208
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 110· 12th of April, 2020
33
From HRH Teacake, RE: Letter 111· 12th of April, 2020
183
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 112· 12th of April, 2020
131
From HRH Tea Seller, RE: Letter 113· 12th of April, 2020
107
From HRH Cushy Tush, RE: Letter 114· 12th of April, 2020
227
From Tia, RE: Letter 115· 12th of April, 2020
61
From HRH Funday, RE: Letter 116· 12th of April, 2020
121
From HRH Dayrrière, RE: Letter 117· 12th of April, 2020
88
From HRH Vitamin Celly, RE: Letter 118· 12th of April, 2020
123
From HRH Celestia: RE: Letter 119· 12th of April, 2020
42
From Tia, RE: Letter 120· 12th of April, 2020
93
To the Readers (And Anon)· 12th of April, 2020
66
completeDownload epub First published: 29th of September, 2019 · Backup time: 14th of June, 2020
24,765 words

MFluttershy Wants in Your Pants

Likes: 1739 Dislikes: 187

on Fimfiction, by Flutterpriest

MLP: FiM Non-con Profanity Death Sex Gore Suicide / Self Harm Violence Fetish Narcotics Anthology Comedy Dark Alt. Universe Second Person Human Fluttershy Anon Nurse Redheart

Fluttershy has tried being patient and she's tried the cute routine. But a mare has needs. She wants in your pants. And pony logic dictates that finding your fetish is the way to do it.

A collection of short stories about fetish guesses.

Warning - This Story Contains Almost Everything

Current Cover Art Here
Previous Cover Art by TGWeaver
Previous Cover Art Here and Here and Here

Chapters

Puns· 15th of January, 2016
450
Hot Dialogue· 23rd of January, 2016
2,035
Pony AIDS· 15th of January, 2016
545
Sleep· 15th of January, 2016
931
Nightmare Night· 15th of January, 2016
385
Poetry· 15th of January, 2016
279
Animu· 15th of January, 2016
375
Seaponies· 15th of January, 2016
518
Rubber Ducks· 15th of January, 2016
368
Dialogue 1 (Confidence)· 15th of January, 2016
473
Dialogue 2 (Anon Gets Treated Like an OC)· 15th of January, 2016
366
Dialogue 3 (Friendship)· 15th of January, 2016
502
Nurse· 15th of January, 2016
399
Dark Room· 15th of January, 2016
195
Lonely Night· 15th of January, 2016
496
Flutter Balboa· 15th of January, 2016
270
Magic Mirror· 19th of January, 2016
2,667
Lemonade· 20th of January, 2016
2,837
More Puns· 23rd of January, 2016
384
Fanmares· 13th of February, 2016
807
Gloryholes· 13th of February, 2016
406
Return to Earth· 13th of February, 2016
612
G-Major· 13th of February, 2016
306
Layers· 24th of March, 2016
771
Cussershy· 8th of June, 2016
681
Different· 9th of June, 2016
940
What is Zit?· 9th of June, 2016
385
Hypnotism· 10th of June, 2016
474
Creampies· 10th of June, 2016
536
Tentacles· 10th of June, 2016
685
Bloody Hell· 13th of June, 2016
582
Clothes· 14th of June, 2016
549
Abused Orphans· 15th of June, 2016
781
Goths· 16th of June, 2016
556
Fluttershy's Dream· 15th of January, 2016
1,672
Choking - Redheart 1· 17th of June, 2016
770
Sexting - Redheart 2· 18th of June, 2016
865
Futashy - Redheart 3· 19th of June, 2016
652
Butterscotch (Rule 63) - Redheart 4· 20th of June, 2016
745
Clones - Redheart 5· 21st of June, 2016
710
Cockblocks - Redheart 6· 22nd of June, 2016
1,160
Disabilites - Redheart 7· 22nd of June, 2016
619
Hoofflix and Chill - Redheart 8· 22nd of June, 2016
940
Negging - Redheart 9· 23rd of June, 2016
638
Fat Pony - Redheart 10· 24th of June, 2016
710
Full Disclosure - Redheart 11· 25th of June, 2016
1,217
Choose - Redheart 12· 26th of June, 2016
1,062
Love - Redheart End· 28th of June, 2016
1,080
Guro· 28th of June, 2016
574
Male Genital Abuse· 29th of June, 2016
626
Pet Play· 30th of June, 2016
699
Dragon Abuse· 1st of July, 2016
1,042
Bondage and Forcefeeding· 3rd of July, 2016
1,071
Cum Inflation· 4th of July, 2016
781
Farting - Death 1· 5th of July, 2016
747
Vomiting - Death 2· 6th of July, 2016
735
Vaping - Death 3· 6th of July, 2016
595
Smoking - Death 4· 6th of July, 2016
693
Suicide - Death End· 6th of July, 2016
450
Reincarnation - Death ACTUAL End· 6th of July, 2016
826
Zoophilia· 7th of July, 2016
606
Toaster· 8th of July, 2016
538
Crippling Disappointment· 2nd of September, 2016
607
Dolls· 2nd of September, 2016
475
Gamer Girls· 2nd of September, 2016
375
Not Funny· 7th of September, 2016
1,181
Yandere-Shy· 8th of September, 2016
1,023
Click-Bait· 9th of September, 2016
560
Forgot· 12th of September, 2016
541
War - OLP 1· 13th of September, 2016
540
69 - OLP 2· 13th of September, 2016
696
Fetish Guesses - OLP 3· 14th of September, 2016
766
Onesies - OLP 4· 15th of September, 2016
914
Belly Rubs - OLP 5· 16th of September, 2016
790
Holding Hooves (Food Poisoning) - OLP 6· 19th of September, 2016
791
Surprise - OLP End· 20th of September, 2016
875
Secretaries· 20th of September, 2016
647
Buttershy· 21st of September, 2016
634
Ballroom Blitz - A Guest Chapter by ROBCakeran53· 21st of September, 2016
1,891
Pocky· 22nd of September, 2016
471
Food· 23rd of September, 2016
1,245
Edgy· 24th of September, 2016
1,183
Typos· 26th of September, 2016
333
Discord Vines· 27th of September, 2016
541
Flamethrowers· 28th of September, 2016
664
Vore· 29th of September, 2016
1,147
The Last Mare In Equestria· 30th of September, 2016
817
Cougars· 3rd of October, 2016
574
Cougar· 5th of October, 2016
441
A New Leaf· 6th of October, 2016
942
Kidnapping - Horror 1· 7th of October, 2016
634
Needles - Horror 2· 10th of October, 2016
898
Dinner - Horror 3· 12th of October, 2016
645
Guesses Won't Save You Now - Horror 4· 15th of October, 2016
1,099
Another Chance - Horror 5· 15th of October, 2016
874
Lashing Back - Horror 6· 15th of October, 2016
921
Run - Horror 7· 15th of October, 2016
854
The Chapter Where Fluttershy Rapes Anon - Horror 8· 15th of October, 2016
1,145
End - Horror 9· 15th of October, 2016
697
Priests - Chapter 100· 16th of October, 2016
844
Pretty Much All The Clothing· 13th of November, 2016
1,407
Somnophilia· 15th of November, 2016
457
Strangers· 17th of November, 2016
686
Anon Wants in Her Head· 17th of November, 2016
470
Dank Memes· 18th of November, 2016
882
Asexuality· 22nd of November, 2016
900
Morning Off· 29th of November, 2016
655
Oviposition· 5th of December, 2016
1,050
Flutter-bells· 5th of December, 2016
347
Birb· 4th of January, 2017
716
Tags/Slavery· 12th of January, 2017
613
Wet Dreams· 12th of January, 2017
1,020
Valentines· 2nd of February, 2017
939
Daddy/Daughter· 3rd of February, 2017
733
Anxiety / Vore· 3rd of February, 2017
803
Pants In Fluttershy· 3rd of February, 2017
898
Ice Play· 3rd of February, 2017
858
Just Once· 7th of February, 2017
1,557
Potty Training· 7th of February, 2017
764
Fanfiction· 21st of February, 2017
1,350
Hearth's Warming Eve (Older)· 21st of February, 2017
399
Applejack (Older)· 21st of February, 2017
310
Pinkie Pie (Older)· 21st of February, 2017
301
Flutter Filly (Older)· 21st of February, 2017
260
Kool-Aid (Older)· 21st of February, 2017
229
Abstinence· 2nd of March, 2017
790
Sports· 3rd of March, 2017
342
Necrophilia· 3rd of March, 2017
225
Fluttershy Wins - Abuse 1· 2nd of March, 2017
975
Scene Change - Abuse 2· 16th of March, 2017
684
Twilight Wins - Abuse End· 17th of March, 2017
1,260
Formicophilia· 17th of March, 2017
580
Musicals· 22nd of March, 2017
496
Podcasts· 28th of March, 2017
1,120
A Step Too Far· 24th of April, 2017
899
Oh Baby· 30th of May, 2017
988
Wholesome Compliments· 1st of June, 2017
684
Film Noir Style· 21st of June, 2017
651
Pregnancy - Red Returns 1· 7th of July, 2017
878
It's Time To Leave - Red Returns 2· 10th of July, 2017
732
Restart - Red Returns 3· 11th of July, 2017
631
Brainstorming - Red Returns 4· 12th of July, 2017
896
The Plan - Red Returns 5· 13th of July, 2017
839
Private - Red Returns 6· 14th of July, 2017
646
(Guest Chapter) A Wholesome Romance with Mr Tingles by the parasprite· 7th of August, 2017
2,658
Home - Red Returns 7· 9th of August, 2017
1,076
Cum (One-Shot)· 9th of August, 2017
776
Prison - Red Returns 8· 10th of August, 2017
655
Store - Red Returns 9· 17th of August, 2017
821
Change of Plans - Red Returns 10· 20th of September, 2017
652
Please Remember - Red Returns 11· 22nd of September, 2017
427
Windows - Red Returns 12· 22nd of September, 2017
571
Vertigo - Red Returns 13· 26th of September, 2017
567
Sunbather - Red Returns 14· 6th of October, 2017
539
The Pecan Tree - Red Returns 15· 13th of October, 2017
376
Dream House - Red Returns 16· 13th of October, 2017
1,346
Irresistable - Red Returns Finale· 13th of October, 2017
405
!|\\|!+!4+3 |23800+ |>|20+0(01· 13th of October, 2017
217
Rimjobs· 13th of October, 2017
534
Morning Breath· 23rd of October, 2017
433
Crushing· 8th of November, 2017
615
Incest (Patreon Voted)· 12th of November, 2017
735
Insects (Patreon Voted)· 14th of November, 2017
370
Female Private Abuse· 5th of December, 2017
530
Puppies· 11th of December, 2017
473
Vaginal Hemorrhoids· 18th of December, 2017
966
Cumshots / Bukakke· 21st of December, 2017
473
Mistletoe· 22nd of December, 2017
1,000
Loli/Shota· 26th of December, 2017
726
erMomise· 26th of December, 2017
657
Terror· 28th of December, 2017
619
Draft· 4th of January, 2018
688
Transit· 31st of January, 2018
755
Hearts and Hooves Day· 14th of February, 2018
416
_______________________!!!!!!!!!!! 3424243 ---- [Sequence_Break] Birthday· 5th of March, 2018
383
[SequenceSequenceSequenc- Run it Again]· 22nd of June, 2018
778
[Sequence Break] Hot Sauce· 10th of August, 2018
788
Soda Pressing (Guest Chapter by anonpencil)· 19th of August, 2018
440
Weapons· 26th of October, 2018
779
My Story· 28th of December, 2018
424
The Second Person· 28th of December, 2018
374
Soul Vore (A Predictive Text Bot's Chapter of FSWIYP)· 28th of January, 2019
528
Making the Plan· 2nd of February, 2019
1,334
My Final Thoughts· 1st of May, 2019
646
Welcome Back· 2nd of May, 2019
756
Villian Monologues· 3rd of May, 2019
767
Discovering Truth· 12th of June, 2020
1,516
incompleteDownload epub First published: 16th of January, 2016 · Backup time: 16th of June, 2020
140,153 words

MCertifiably Insane

Likes: 1658 Dislikes: 234

on Fimfiction, by Tjtbomb

MLP: FiM Sex Violence Profanity Adventure Comedy Random Human Celestia Luna Gilda Discord Main 6

Stallions are weak, soft, sensitive, and need a mare to take care of them. Everypony knows that. Well, except this one Stallion, but he’s insane, so he needs help anyway, right? (RGRE one shot extended into a half-proper story. Idk)

In Equestria, every stallion is treated with all the chivalries and respect he can bear. Because Stallions are more sensitive and more easily hurt when they aren’t taken care of by the mares around them.

So when Twilight hears of a lone stallion that swears like a sailor at passerby and ‘takes no shit from nobody, whether it good shit or bad shit,’ she’s dubious of the claims, but is sure that no stallion can be allowed to live so close to the Everfree all alone.

So she decides to do her best to save him.

And by save, I mean put him in the care of mares and get him herding.

And by him, I mean me.

And by me, I mean an earth-pony badass, formerly a human, formerly of Earth.

And by does her best, I mean she can try.

Bring it on whorse. I’m a hormonally imbalanced human psychopath with a death wish and an alcohol addiction trapped in the body of a tiny fucking horse.

In other words, I’m a pissed man who’s gonna have a helluva good time shattering your sexism through insults and violence.

I love to set the world afire, don’t you?

====================

RGRE Fanfic.

Sex tag is for mention thereof for comedic purposes. No clop here.

Featured! 4/2/18-4/3/18-7/6/19

Cover art is credit to Navanastra.

I would also like to state that this is half crackfic, half serious, so three of the groups its featured in are people insulting it, unfortunately. They're trying to point out cringey stuff in a story that's full of it on purpose, so... good luck with that. Enjoy.

(VERY inconsistent updates. I'm a college student.)

Chapters

STAB IT WITH A RUSTY SPOON· 31st of March, 2018
1,020
BORN IN THIS HOLE DIE IN THIS HOLE· 3rd of April, 2018
1,887
I AM A PARANOID MOTHERF*CKER· 19th of May, 2018
2,187
“Reclaimed” Letter File - 01· 9th of October, 2018
523
BITCH I’M A BADASS· 26th of November, 2018
2,470
Home of a Self-Proclaimed Asshole - Plus - Smash Cut of Season 1 Because Fuck It· 25th of April, 2019
3,962
The Best Night Ever Be Bitchin· 20th of May, 2019
2,524
“Reclaimed” Letter File - 02· 1st of June, 2019
323
CHAOS THIS, BITCH!· 6th of July, 2019
5,117
CMC + J Adventures - 01: What Lurks in the Pond· 27th of July, 2019
1,247
425 Years· 26th of July, 2019
5,045
incompleteDownload epub First published: 2nd of April, 2018 · Backup time: 2nd of August, 2020
26,305 words

MFollows A Little Spark

Likes: 1620 Dislikes: 43

on Fimfiction, by Enganon

MLP: FiM Profanity Romance Drama Second Person Human Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia Luna Anon Raven Inkwell

An engineer transplanted from Earth tries to take his work with him to Equestria, but it's a mare's world here, and he's not taken seriously. Teaming up with a purple alicorn gives him a shot at making his dreams a reality.

An engineer transplanted from Earth tries to take his work with him to Equestria, but it's a mare's world here, and he's not taken seriously. Teaming up with a purple alicorn and mixing in some magic gives him a shot at making his dreams a reality, though what those dreams are may change over time. His hosts - two other princesses - may want other things from him.

This story is a prose version of one written for Reverse Gender Roles Equestria. As such it contains material typical of it, including second-person present perspective, a human named Anonymous, herding, and cute pony sexism. The last is pretty light barring a few incidents. Story is rated M for gratuitous language and sexual situations.

Cover art provided by an anonymous RGRE artfriend

Featured 1-9/1/20, #1 sitewide 1-6

Chapters

1 Three Princesses· 31st of December, 2019
6,104
2 The Machine· 31st of December, 2019
4,873
3 No Path Home· 31st of December, 2019
3,967
4 Give And Take· 31st of December, 2019
2,960
5 Night Moves· 31st of December, 2019
4,673
6 Blinded With Science· 31st of December, 2019
5,290
7 Alone Time· 31st of December, 2019
9,120
8 Plans· 31st of December, 2019
5,071
9 Opening Move· 31st of December, 2019
8,130
10 History· 31st of December, 2019
6,551
11 The Empath· 31st of December, 2019
8,651
12 Consequences· 31st of December, 2019
10,441
13 Aftermath· 31st of December, 2019
5,620
14 Marely Matters· 31st of December, 2019
6,114
15 The Herd· 31st of December, 2019
5,645
Epilogue· 31st of December, 2019
1,540
completeDownload epub First published: 1st of January, 2020 · Backup time: 14th of June, 2020
94,750 words

THuman

Likes: 1608 Dislikes: 126

on Fimfiction, by DannyJ

MLP: FiM Sex Gore Violence Death Profanity Dark Adventure Comedy Human Spike Celestia Luna OC

The Human of legend has been released, and the Brotherhood makes its move.

In Equestria's far future, one thousand and five years after the return, a dysfunctional group of argumentative ponies must quest to defeat the most dangerous enemy of Equestria to ever live; the malevolent Lord Second, one of the only known members of the race of elder gods known as the humans, and the ancient cult who worships him, the Brotherhood of Man.

An over-the-top surrealist comedy, with slight serious elements. Expect a steady decline into insanity.

Cancelled, due to reasons of severe cranial trauma

Now with audio reading and prequel story, Shades of Grey, by Draven Eclipse.

Chapters

Chapter 1: All is Not as it Seems· 10th of December, 2012
10,052
Chapter 2: Thirteen Angry Ponies· 4th of November, 2012
10,359
Chapter 3: All Points Converge on Canterlot· 3rd of January, 2012
9,080
Chapter 4: Plans Come Crashing Down· 20th of January, 2012
10,557
Chapter 5: Father, Father, Father Help Us· 10th of June, 2012
11,401
Interlude 1: "Where Do Ponies Go When They Die?"· 20th of September, 2012
3,529
Chapter 6: You Must Never Know· 19th of February, 2012
8,967
Chapter 7: The New Human Empire· 5th of February, 2012
12,291
Chapter 8: A Man's Place in the World· 14th of February, 2012
10,630
Chapter 9: Sector Sweep· 19th of February, 2012
12,551
Chapter 10: Magic Most Foul· 6th of March, 2012
8,924
Chapter 11: This Mortal Coil· 15th of March, 2012
11,393
Chapter 12: Taking a Third Option· 4th of April, 2012
10,253
Chapter 13: The Bonds of Friendship· 15th of April, 2012
17,320
Interlude 2: On Your Head Be It· 20th of September, 2012
1,724
Chapter 14: Pay Evil Unto Evil· 28th of May, 2012
13,511
Chapter 15: Under Celestia's Sun· 7th of June, 2012
11,266
Chapter 16: Anarchy For its Own Sake· 28th of May, 2012
10,175
Chapter 17: Last Legs· 10th of June, 2012
19,907
Chapter 18: A Bargain Once Struck· 23rd of June, 2012
13,746
Chapter 19: Master Mind· 20th of July, 2012
18,310
Interlude 3: Family and Friends· 20th of September, 2012
3,565
Chapter 20: A Message From Back Home· 30th of September, 2012
14,353
Chapter 21: Showing a Darker Side· 4th of August, 2012
14,488
Chapter 22: Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder· 20th of August, 2012
14,573
Chapter 23: Braving the Elements· 30th of September, 2012
15,021
Interlude 4: And Now Everyone's Miserable· 22nd of September, 2012
2,594
Chapter 24: A Healthy Diet and Exorcise · 1st of October, 2012
12,013
Chapter 25: Monster, Gangster, Soldier, Cyborg· 14th of October, 2012
12,763
Chapter 26: Spirit of Harmony· 23rd of November, 2012
14,347
Chapter 27: The Unholy Trinity. · 23rd of December, 2012
15,837
Interlude 5: Locked Out of Heaven· 17th of February, 2013
3,458
Chapter 28: The Promised Land· 3rd of June, 2013
23,477
Meanwhile in the Lowlands...· 24th of July, 2013
962
Chapter 29: A Life Defined by Mistakes· 9th of February, 2014
22,920
Interlude 6?: A Sudden Shift in Perspective· 11th of December, 2013
19
Chapter 30: End of an Era· 22nd of February, 2014
9,910
Chapter 31: Jekyll and Hyde· 7th of April, 2014
8,159
Chapter 32: Captain Cometson's Lunacy Adventure· 8th of September, 2014
2,731
When All is Dead and Still and Forever Unchanging· 15th of November, 2015
102
cancelledDownload epub First published: 30th of December, 2011 · Backup time: 16th of June, 2020
427,238 words

TPrincess Is Sad? Boop the Snoot

Likes: 1497 Dislikes: 33

on Fimfiction, by Ludus

MLP: FiM Profanity Comedy Second Person Human Celestia Anon

Anon is forced into a room with a crying princess. There is only one solution. Boops.

Anon has been forced into Canterlot's throne room. Even worse, Princess Celestia is inside of it. Crying silently.

Welp, there's only one real solution here.

Boops.

Now's the time to hope this isn't a crime of any sort, and that he isn't sent to the sun anytime soon.

First publicized story- would definitely appreciate criticism.

And being completely honest- this was made in under an hour. A product of sudden inspiration.

Edit 5/17/19: Christ, featured less than an hour after it was posted and generally liked- i'm honoured. Glad you all enjoyed my silly little story!

THired Gun

Likes: 1473 Dislikes: 51

on Fimfiction, by Gyvon

MLP: FiM Violence Profanity Adventure Comedy Human Alt. Universe Twilight OC Changelings

A Private Military Contractor unknowingly agrees to a job offer that takes him to Equestria

My name is James Clark, and I am a Private Military Contractor. No, not Mercenary. Yes, there is a difference, but that's beside the point.

Ok, where was I? Ah yes, I was just entering my office in Downtown Houston one afternoon to hear a job offer. When I got there, I found a beautiful, robe-wearing woman waiting for me. Now, in this day and age, most people would find that strange. I didn't for two reasons.

1) In this line of work, you run into a few crazies. If I had a dollar for every nut-job I turned away, I could buy a small European country.

2) It was Halloween. Hell, I was on my way to a party dressed in a replica suit of Veteran Ranger Armor from Fallout: New Vegas, complete with gas mask and real riot gear I borrowed from a friend on the SWAT team. I was gonna win the costume contest for sure!

I'm getting off topic, aren't I? Anyways, this weirdo offered me a job without going into much detail. No location, no objective, not even a dollar amount The only thing I got out of her was the promise that I would be saving thousands, if not millions of lives.

Every instinct told me to turn the job down, and yet I still accepted it. Maybe the idea of playing hero again had its appeal.

God, I had no idea what I was getting myself into.

TFine Print

Likes: 1457 Dislikes: 43

on Fimfiction, by Starscribe

MLP: FiM Profanity Romance Drama Slice of Life Human OC Roseluck

Tracy needed somewhere to stay, how was he supposed to know that it was in another universe? Now he'll somehow have to hold down a job on Earth while living as a pony in Equestria. It's either that, or say goodbye to being human.

Tracy Maxwell is in a desperate situation: find somewhere to live, or lose the internship he needs to survive. After exhausting every property in the city, one last option appears the day before his deadline. Sure the agent selling the place is a little weird, and more than a little overeager to get the property signed off. At the worst, maybe there's a little mold in the bathroom somewhere, and he has to make do until the lease is up.

But then he steps inside and discovers things can be much worse. The property is in another universe, and while he's there he'll have to play by its rules. He's free to continue working his dream job, so long as he keeps to the contract. Even worse, he's got a roommate who has no intention of leaving him alone.

If he ever wants to escape, he'll have to read the Fine Print.

Updates every Saturday.

This story is a commission by _Kenzu_! If you'd like one of your own, PM me!

Chapters

Chapter 1· 19th of March, 2020
3,162
Chapter 2· 20th of March, 2020
3,471
Chapter 3· 21st of March, 2020
1,399
Chapter 4· 22nd of March, 2020
1,836
Chapter 5· 23rd of March, 2020
2,182
Chapter 6· 24th of March, 2020
2,036
Chapter 7· 25th of March, 2020
1,938
Chapter 8· 26th of March, 2020
1,980
Chapter 9· 2nd of April, 2020
2,046
Chapter 10· 9th of April, 2020
2,364
Chapter 11· 16th of April, 2020
1,638
Chapter 12· 23rd of April, 2020
1,943
Chapter 13· 30th of April, 2020
1,844
Chapter 14· 30th of April, 2020
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Chapter 15· 7th of May, 2020
1,850
Chapter 16· 14th of May, 2020
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Chapter 17· 21st of May, 2020
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Chapter 18· 28th of May, 2020
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Chapter 19· 4th of June, 2020
1,277
Chapter 20· 11th of June, 2020
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Chapter 21· 18th of June, 2020
1,969
Chapter 22· 25th of June, 2020
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Chapter 23· 2nd of July, 2020
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Chapter 24· 9th of July, 2020
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Chapter 25· 16th of July, 2020
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Chapter 26· 23rd of July, 2020
2,096
Chapter 27· 30th of July, 2020
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Chapter 28· 6th of August, 2020
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Chapter 29· 13th of August, 2020
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Chapter 30· 20th of August, 2020
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Chapter 31· 27th of August, 2020
2,103
Chapter 32· 3rd of September, 2020
2,002
Chapter 33· 10th of September, 2020
1,992
Chapter 34· 17th of September, 2020
1,968
Chapter 35· 24th of September, 2020
2,102
Chapter 36· 1st of October, 2020
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Chapter 37· 8th of October, 2020
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Chapter 38· 15th of October, 2020
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Chapter 39· 22nd of October, 2020
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Chapter 40· 29th of October, 2020
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Chapter 41· 7th of November, 2020
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Chapter 42· 14th of November, 2020
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Chapter 43· 21st of November, 2020
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Chapter 44· 28th of November, 2020
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Chapter 45· 5th of December, 2020
2,161
Chapter 46· 12th of December, 2020
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Chapter 47· 20th of December, 2020
2,173
Chapter 48· 26th of December, 2020
2,062
Chapter 49· 2nd of January, 2021
2,061
Chapter 50· 9th of January, 2021
2,038
Chapter 51· 16th of January, 2021
2,117
Chapter 52· 23rd of January, 2021
2,038
Chapter 53· 30th of January, 2021
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Chapter 54· 6th of February, 2021
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Chapter 55· 13th of February, 2021
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Chapter 56· 20th of February, 2021
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Chapter 57· 23rd of February, 2021
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Chapter 58· 27th of February, 2021
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Chapter 59· 6th of March, 2021
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Chapter 60· 13th of March, 2021
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Chapter 61· 20th of March, 2021
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Chapter 62· 27th of March, 2021
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Chapter 63· 3rd of April, 2021
2,131
Chapter 64· 10th of April, 2021
2,484
Chapter 65· 17th of April, 2021
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135,183 words

TThe Human Pet

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on Fimfiction, by RushyFiction

MLP: FiM Violence Profanity Adventure Mystery Slice of Life Second Person Human Alt. Universe Main 6 Anon Bat Pony

You end up in a land of sapient equines. Proceed.

You wake up in a land where magic is real and sapient ponies have built a civilisation. Being from a different universe, you have no understanding of their language or laws, but you're happy to have found yourself in the friendliest town there is. Good luck building a new life as their favourite... monkey thing.

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Chapters

Chapter 1· 26th of December, 2018
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Chapter 2· 26th of December, 2018
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Chapter 3· 29th of December, 2018
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Chapter 4· 5th of January, 2019
1,170
Chapter 5· 7th of January, 2019
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Chapter 6· 9th of January, 2019
1,466
Chapter 7· 14th of January, 2019
2,499
Chapter 8· 18th of January, 2019
1,192
Chapter 9· 20th of January, 2019
1,480
Chapter 10· 23rd of January, 2019
1,378
Chapter 11· 30th of January, 2019
1,155
Chapter 12· 3rd of February, 2019
1,832
Chapter 13· 6th of February, 2019
2,047
Chapter 14· 14th of February, 2019
1,538
Chapter 15· 16th of February, 2019
1,876
Chapter 16· 8th of March, 2019
4,895
Chapter 17· 12th of March, 2019
1,449
Chapter 18· 20th of March, 2019
2,313
Chapter 19· 22nd of March, 2019
1,306
Chapter 20· 29th of March, 2019
2,015
Chapter 21· 3rd of April, 2019
3,041
Chapter 22· 10th of April, 2019
1,382
Chapter 23· 17th of April, 2019
1,484
Chapter 24· 30th of April, 2019
1,801
Chapter 25· 9th of May, 2019
1,670
Chapter 26· 30th of May, 2019
4,139
Chapter 27· 5th of June, 2019
1,872
Chapter 28· 14th of August, 2019
4,027
Chapter 29· 18th of August, 2019
2,346
Chapter 30· 23rd of September, 2019
4,693
Chapter 31· 19th of October, 2019
1,499
Chapter 32· 15th of December, 2019
3,921
Chapter 33· 15th of January, 2020
3,002
Chapter 34· 17th of February, 2020
2,470
Chapter 35· 28th of March, 2020
5,382
Chapter 36· 23rd of May, 2020
4,188
Chapter 37· 15th of March, 2021
9,542
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92,466 words