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MLP: FiM Sex Gore Romance Dark Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia OC Discord Main 6
A twisted take on HiE stories
For Equus, humans have always been viewed as animals, creatures that could neither think nor reason. That's the way it has been since humans were first discovered nearly a thousand years ago. All that changes for Twilight Sparkle, newly crowned princess of Equestria, when she finds out that her human is as intelligent as she is.
Max, a human from Earth, finds himself stuck in a world where ponies rule and humans are treated as pets. Now, with the help of his "owner", he must adapt and learn his place in this new world. That shouldn't be too hard, right?
However, something unseen is lurking in the background, pulling strings, and a darkness stirs deep beneath Canterlot.
...and what dark secrets do the humans of Equestria hold?
Also contains the side story, Interlude: Sunbutt , staring here: Part One
Editing by: Malefactory , Captain Croissandwich , Tired Old Man , Exanime32 , Katherine Kerensky , Aussie Hard-Dick , Holy Macintosh , and others!
Dramatic Reading by Night Scribe: here here here here here here
Chapters Prologue: Standing in Your Grave · 21st of June, 20132,653
Chapter 1: Descent into Hell · 21st of June, 20134,835
Chapter 2: Breaching Hell · 28th of June, 20133,784
Chapter 3: Questions and Answers, part 1 · 5th of July, 20134,708
Chapter 4: Special Delivery, First Class · 12th of July, 20136,451
Chapter 5: Crepuscolo e Incubi Eterni · 19th of July, 20135,685
Chapter 6: Welcome to Ponyville · 26th of July, 20136,036
Chapter 7: Buyer Beware · 27th of July, 20134,742
Chapter 8: We Need To Talk / Questions and Answers, part 2 · 2nd of August, 20132,757
Chapter 9: A Fresh Start · 9th of August, 20132,571
Chapter 10: Having Fun with Your Human · 16th of August, 20136,641
Chapter 11: Bonding with Your Human · 23rd of August, 20137,096
Chapter 12: Beating the Heat with Your Human · 30th of August, 20134,104
Chapter 13: Meeting the Cakes (Guest Chapter) · 6th of September, 20135,413
Interlude: Rainbow Dash's Stunt Day (Guest Chapter) · 18th of January, 20145,814
Chapter 14: Your Family and Your Human · 13th of September, 201312,131
Chapter 15: The Horse You Rode In On · 20th of September, 20135,778
Chapter 16: The Gathering Storm · 27th of September, 20136,522
Chapter 17: 'The Greatest' is Here! · 4th of October, 201311,833
Chapter 18: Tell The Truth and Shame The Devil · 11th of October, 20137,785
Chapter 19: A Little Fall of Rain · 11th of October, 20134,620
Chapter 20: The Mind of a Mad Man · 18th of October, 20133,882
Chapter 21: Out of the Frying Pan... · 25th of October, 20136,577
Chapter 22: ...And Into The Fire / The Relationship of Pawn and King · 31st of October, 20135,319
Chapter 23: The Coming Dawn · 8th of November, 20137,342
Chapter 24: Truth Will Out · 15th of November, 20139,404
Chapter 25: Homeward Bound · 30th of November, 20138,127
Chapter 26: Chasing Rainbows · 6th of December, 20136,993
Interlude: On the Farm (Guest Chapter) · 20th of June, 20146,505
Chapter 27: Your Family and Your Human, part 2 · 15th of December, 201314,188
Chapter 28: Nightmare Night · 21st of December, 201316,780
Chapter 29: The Plucking of a Lyre · 31st of December, 201314,225
Interlude: Sunbutt ☼ · 31st of December, 20131,240
Chapter 30: The Health of Your Human · 10th of January, 20147,295
Chapter 31: The Grand Galloping Gala · 24th of January, 201411,258
Chapter 32: The Grand Galloping Gala, part 2: Black Pawns Released · 7th of February, 201411,359
Chapter 33: In the Depths of the Archives · 21st of February, 201411,369
Chapter 34: White Pawns on the Move · 7th of March, 201413,857
Interlude: The Judgment of Blueblood · 7th of March, 20142,517
Chapter 35: Anthropology · 21st of March, 201414,291
Chapter 36: This is Earth: My Childhood, My Home · 28th of March, 20149,635
Chapter 37: Competing with Your Human · 11th of April, 201411,161
Interlude: Sunbutt, part 2 ☼ · 12th of April, 20141,162
Chapter 38: Eating Out with Your Human · 25th of April, 20147,760
Chapter 39: The Infection and Your Human · 9th of May, 20149,961
Chapter 40: Cabin Fever · 23rd of May, 201410,003
Chapter 41: The Anomaly Meets the Vagabond · 6th of June, 20149,488
Chapter 42: Music and Your Human · 20th of June, 20149,253
Interlude: Sunbutt, part 3 ☼ · 20th of June, 20141,217
Chapter 43: Hearth's Warming Eve and the Oblivious King · 1st of August, 201428,319
Chapter 44: This is Earth: The Face of Humanity · 15th of August, 20148,686
Chapter 45: Tainted Love and Poison · 29th of August, 20148,214
Chapter 46: Rematch of Blood and Timber · 12th of September, 20149,149
Interlude: Aftermath and Blood Money · 16th of September, 20142,445
Interlude: Aftermath, part 2 · 23rd of September, 20142,713
Chapter 47: The Greatest Trick... · 26th of September, 201410,379
Chapter 48: The Ship Sets Sail · 10th of October, 201413,543
Chapter 49: Your Human and You · 31st of October, 20148,438
Chapter 50: Troubled Waters · 21st of November, 201411,360
Chapter 51: Leaking Chaos · 22nd of December, 20146,718
Interlude: 'Tis the Season · 25th of December, 20143,642
Chapter 52: The Heart Knows... · 23rd of January, 20158,780
Chapter 53: ...What the Mind Doesn't · 20th of February, 201510,202
Chapter 54: One Step Forward, Two Steps Back · 13th of April, 20159,076
Chapter 55: The Calm Before... · 24th of April, 20159,117
Interlude: Sunbutt, part 4 ☼ · 24th of April, 2015895
Chapter 56: The Truth of the Matter · 5th of June, 20158,491
Chapter 57: Sandpoint · 20th of June, 20159,152
Chapter 58: There But For The Grace of God Go I · 17th of July, 20157,582
Chapter 59: Where The Light Won't Find You · 25th of September, 201511,269
Chapter 60: While The Walls Come Tumbling Down · 25th of December, 201513,436
Chapter 61: The Fall of Canterlot · 12th of February, 201613,537
Chapter 62: Rise of the Humans · 26th of February, 201612,150
Chapter 63: Not a Fan of Puppeteers · 1st of April, 201616,451
Chapter 64: From the Ashes and the Dust · 13th of May, 201610,827
Interlude: 'Moonstache' · 18th of April, 20161,682
Chapter 65: Princess Twilight Sparkle, part 1 · 5th of August, 20166,911
Chapter 66: Princess Twilight Sparkle, part 2 · 16th of September, 20166,761
Chapter 67: This is My Kingdom Come · 1st of January, 201710,198
Chapter 68: The Jail at the End of the World, Part 1 · 3rd of March, 201712,002
Chapter 69: The Jail at the End of the World, Part 2 / The Light at the Edge of Insanity · 30th of June, 201712,742
Chapter 70: The State of the World and Those Who Live There In · 13th of March, 201812,836
Interlude: Sunbutt, part 5 ☼ · 13th of March, 2018918
Chapter 71: Life Returns To Normal… or as Normal as it Can Get · 28th of February, 20198,224
Epilogue: The Road Goes Ever On and On... · 28th of February, 20191,134
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MLP: FiM Sex Romance Slice of Life Human Twilight Rainbow Dash Other
A human continues to run afowl of pony social norms.
Lero, after coming to Equestria, continues to make mistakes because he simply doesn't understand pony social norms. Can he figure out the differences before he inadvertently breaks somepony's heart? Once he understands the situation, will he be okay with the idea of a relationship with a pony?
A romantic story that explores the differences between our societies and how that might effect the social interactions between our species.
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I am NOT the author of this story, the author has expressed his wishes to remain anonymous, however, this is submitted with his express permission in order to get this touching story out to a wider audience. Hopefully you will enjoy this as much as I have.
Chapters The Confession · 24th of May, 20125,190
Understanding · 24th of May, 20128,088
Morning Interlude · 25th of May, 20125,353
Lunch With Friends · 24th of May, 20124,521
The Feather · 24th of May, 20121,476
Heated Passion · 24th of May, 20124,989
Fun and Games · 10th of June, 201211,496
Dinner For Three · 11th of June, 20129,843
Showdown · 20th of June, 20123,798
A Learning Experience · 21st of June, 201210,203
On Cloud Nine · 29th of October, 201217,380
The Altercation · 6th of October, 201210,702
Breaking Taboos · 9th of October, 20128,791
And They Lived A Life of Love · 13th of October, 20127,154
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MLP: FiM Sex Non-con Violence Profanity Dark Adventure Comedy Human Celestia Luna OC Discord Main 6
Discord makes a deal with Celestia, sending a human to Equestria at the start of season two.
When Discord breaks free of his stone prison, he proves to be much older and wiser than he was on the show. A being of ancient and unimaginable power, he forces Celestia to make a deal to save her little ponies. What she doesn't realize is that one of the terms of the deal is that she forgets ever making it. Enter Navarone, a poor human just trying to get by—or at least, to the ponies that's what he looks like. Pulled from his home by an accidental summoning from one Twilight Sparkle, Navarone is thrust into a world of ponies and more violence than he expected from such a peaceful seeming world. These are his adventures—with a few asides from everybody's favorite Lord of Chaos, of course.
Now on TVtropes! I answered a ton of questions for the fellow making this, so the stuff on there is mostly accurate.
Cover picture by a fellow called Sawhorse . If you see any mistakes, send me a PM with the chapter, the line, and the mistake and I'll fix it. This thing is huge. There are plenty of mistakes in there. Also, there are spoilers in the comments.
If you want a download link to the story or to see it before the rewrite.
I make all the clop in this story skippable. But if you don't want to see it at all, I have it without clop on gdocs. But if you're a dirty heathen and you like clop, here's your version.
It feels unfair to spoil a story in the description, but a lot of people have asked for a warning about this, so the main character of my story eventually gets gender-swapped for a long duration.
Chapters Prologue · 23rd of November, 20124,244
Chapter One—And so it Begins... · 18th of September, 201217,092
Chapter Two—Blue Moon · 18th of September, 20128,402
Chapter Three—Just Say No · 31st of August, 20129,131
Chapter Four—Nightmare Night · 19th of November, 201215,183
Chapter Five—Twilight’s challenge · 5th of September, 201210,063
Chapter Six—Horsing Around · 7th of December, 201218,221
Chapter Seven—Mailmares, dancing, and Cutie Marks · 28th of August, 20127,520
Chapter Eight—Carnies, teeth, and interesting meetings · 19th of September, 201215,536
Chapter Nine—Hunter... or hunted? · 14th of September, 20128,114
Chapter Ten—The Gala · 14th of September, 20128,060
Chapter Eleven—Summer Wrap Up · 2nd of September, 20128,803
Chapter Twelve—Aftermath. · 3rd of September, 201213,204
Chapter Thirteen—I didn’t go to school for this · 7th of December, 201213,138
Chapter Fourteen—Instrumentalists and fillies · 16th of September, 20126,626
Special Christmas Chapter · 26th of December, 20123,093
Chapter Fifteen—No good deed goes unpunished · 17th of September, 201210,748
Chapter Sixteen—The march to freedom! · 7th of December, 201212,948
Chapter Seventeen—Coming down from the high of war · 19th of September, 201213,019
Chapter Eighteen—More snake people. · 21st of September, 20124,769
Chapter Nineteen—Affairs of the Heart · 4th of September, 20123,282
Chapter Twenty—I am not the love doctor · 6th of September, 20127,451
Chapter Twenty-One—Why I never want to help Rarity again · 7th of December, 20126,980
Chapter Twenty-Two—Dammit Twilight. Also, fuck dragons. · 6th of September, 201211,571
Chapter Twenty-Three—Back to Egypt. · 30th of November, 201211,733
Chapter Twenty-Four—Knives in the... day · 8th of December, 201218,767
Chapter Twenty-Five—A chance meeting of a lifetime · 8th of December, 201210,913
Chapter Twenty-Six—The long way home · 10th of November, 201212,105
Chapter Twenty-Seven—The wager · 7th of December, 201213,064
Chapter Twenty-Eight—Introductions · 5th of October, 201210,169
Chapter Twenty-Nine—I just can’t hold all these snake people! · 19th of November, 20128,462
Chapter Thirty—Ouch, my everything · 5th of October, 20125,694
Chapter Thirty-One—Long talks and rave parties · 7th of December, 201215,110
Chapter Thirty-Two—I’m a shitty guard · 8th of December, 201216,113
Chapter Thirty-Three—Weddings to ruin, cheese legs to taunt · 8th of December, 201225,213
Chapter Thirty-Four—Happiness is Overrated · 7th of December, 201231,991
Chapter Thirty-Five—Fear and Loathing in Canterlot · 7th of December, 201215,326
Chapter Thirty-Six—Parties, weddings, and dreams · 20th of November, 201226,864
Chapter Thirty-Seven—Fishing, monsters, and running away · 19th of October, 201216,212
Chapter Thirty-Eight—The Equalizer · 26th of November, 20129,405
Chapter Thirty-Nine—I hate Canterlot · 7th of December, 201227,290
Chapter Forty—Fruits and Poultry · 7th of December, 201213,120
Chapter Forty-One—Talking with Monsters · 23rd of September, 20122,760
Chapter Forty-Two—Injuries and mixing medicines · 24th of October, 20129,955
Chapter Forty-Three—Weed and promises made · 8th of December, 201210,091
Chapter Forty-Four—A visit to a changeling hive · 3rd of November, 201220,057
Chapter Forty-Five—Rewards and more spells · 28th of October, 20127,984
Chapter Forty-Six—Gryphus · 7th of November, 201220,496
Chapter Forty-Seven—Hunting · 21st of November, 201210,209
Chapter Forty-Eight—Estrus · 7th of December, 201210,679
Chapter Forty-Nine—A Visit from a Friend · 30th of September, 201213,671
Chapter Fifty—Let the Race Begin · 4th of December, 20126,765
Chapter Fifty-One—Fuck Appaloosa. Also, more cheeselegs! · 19th of October, 201214,800
Chapter Fifty-Two—I fucking hate bugs · 2nd of December, 201214,243
Chapter Fifty-Three—Thank God for human insurance · 7th of December, 20128,750
Chapter Fifty-Four—Seriously, fuck Appaloosa · 8th of November, 20129,747
Chapter Fifty-Five—One of these days, these mares are going to kill me. · 19th of October, 20128,914
Chapter Fifty-Six—The Fabulous Flankfurt Festival · 8th of November, 201211,387
Chapter Fifty-Seven—Playing by the rules is overrated anyway · 20th of October, 201216,309
Chapter Fifty-Eight—Life as a human in pony land is always busy · 25th of November, 201212,982
Chapter Fifty-Nine—Wuthering Ponies · 20th of October, 201212,596
Chapter Sixty—Date night · 3rd of December, 20129,522
Chapter Sixty-One—Tournament and goodbyes · 20th of October, 20128,831
Chapter Sixty-Two—On having standards... · 24th of November, 201214,523
Chapter Sixty-Three—This is why I don’t follow orders · 5th of December, 201216,869
Chapter Sixty-Four—Becoming a real family man · 16th of November, 201215,673
Chapter Sixty-Five—Building blocks of a home · 8th of December, 201212,699
Chapter Sixty-Six—I never was good at pranking · 7th of December, 201214,056
Chapter Sixty-Seven—I just can’t hold all this responsibility · 17th of December, 201211,138
Chapter Sixty-Eight—Substance abuse, here I come. · 20th of December, 201213,750
Chapter Sixty-Nine—What did I ever do to deserve this? · 6th of January, 201312,020
Chapter Seventy—War Games · 12th of January, 201320,243
Chapter Seventy-One—Getting better at that pranking thing · 18th of January, 201313,793
Chapter Seventy-Two—Coming home this Christmas day… · 26th of January, 201314,466
Chapter Seventy-Three—The worst feeling in the world · 31st of January, 201314,458
Chapter Seventy-Four—Armed and dangerous · 10th of February, 201310,692
Chapter Seventy-Five—Thank God I’m chaotic something · 26th of February, 201318,018
Chapter Seventy-Six—All good things must end · 16th of March, 201313,189
Chapter Seventy-Seven—I get the weirdest guests · 29th of March, 201321,517
Chapter Seventy-Eight—And it was all going so well… · 10th of April, 201311,441
Chapter Seventy-Nine—Bed rest with no sex y nurse? Blasphemy · 16th of April, 201316,520
Chapter Eighty—Sometimes I can’t help but wonder if I bring things on myself · 25th of April, 201311,582
Chapter Eighty-One—Dreamwalking · 2nd of May, 201320,187
Chapter Eighty-Two—New friend…s? · 15th of May, 201318,815
Chapter Eighty-Three—Wedding and the fall heat · 25th of May, 201314,173
Chapter Eighty-Four—Harvest · 5th of June, 201316,357
Chapter Eighty-Five—No, Nav. You are the demons. · 21st of June, 201316,967
Chapter Eighty-Six—Rambunctiously Radical Rave · 9th of July, 201319,221
Chapter Eighty-Seven—Consequences · 12th of July, 201313,385
Chapter Eighty-Eight—Some Serious Shit · 20th of July, 201315,292
Chapter Eighty-Nine—I'm on a Boat · 9th of August, 201313,628
Chapter Ninety—Stupendous Stalliongrad Soiree · 13th of August, 201311,896
Chapter Ninety-One—Soiree Part Two · 17th of August, 201312,949
Chapter Ninety-Two—Show of Hands · 25th of August, 201313,350
Chapter Ninety-Three—I’ve seen some shit · 31st of August, 201312,711
Chapter Ninety-Four—Crystal Empire · 3rd of September, 201314,120
Chapter Ninety-Five—No Gods or Kings · 8th of September, 201314,101
Chapter Ninety-Six—Down the Rabbit Hole · 14th of September, 201315,119
Chapter Ninety-Seven—Inside the Fire · 28th of September, 201313,842
Chapter Ninety-Eight—On the Road Again · 14th of October, 201312,209
Chapter Ninety-Nine—Take a look, it’s in a book... · 9th of November, 201322,265
Chapter One Hundred—New Crew · 19th of November, 201316,033
Chapter One Hundred and One—Welcome to the Jungle · 18th of December, 201315,196
Chapter One Hundred and Two—Come into my lair... · 26th of December, 201314,780
Chapter One Hundred and Three—...said the spider to the fly · 28th of December, 201313,347
Chapter One Hundred and Four—Monkey Business · 30th of December, 201314,986
Chapter One Hundred and Five—Back in business · 3rd of January, 201413,591
Chapter One Hundred and Six—The First Curse · 6th of January, 201412,671
Chapter One Hundred and Seven—The Lost City · 12th of January, 201413,414
Chapter One Hundred and Eight—Flying South for the Winter · 15th of January, 201413,383
Chapter One Hundred and Nine—Ice, ice, baby! · 21st of January, 201411,446
Chapter One Hundred and Ten—The Haunted · 28th of January, 201414,878
Chapter One Hundred and Eleven—The Damned · 21st of February, 201416,194
Chapter One Hundred and Twelve—Through the Eyes of a Dragon · 16th of March, 201417,586
Chapter One Hundred and Thirteen—Good to be Back · 8th of April, 201413,147
Chapter One Hundred and Fourteen—Homecoming · 20th of April, 201412,158
Chapter One Hundred and Fifteen—Welcome Home · 1st of May, 201417,436
Chapter One Hundred and Sixteen · 13th of May, 201416,400
Chapter One Hundred and Seventeen—Another Gala Down · 28th of May, 201414,462
Chapter One Hundred and Eighteen—Return to Ponyville · 12th of July, 201414,271
Chapter One Hundred and Nineteen—Too Many Pinkies · 10th of August, 201412,580
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty—The Calm Between the Storms · 29th of August, 201413,714
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-One—Trixie's Challenge · 17th of September, 201415,959
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Two—Trixie's Comeuppance · 28th of September, 201421,177
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Three—Return to the Capital · 29th of October, 201414,464
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Four—The Herald of Change · 3rd of November, 20147,163
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Five—Sweet Dreams are Made of This · 17th of November, 20147,966
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Six—The First Date · 24th of December, 20149,565
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Seven—Back to Adventure · 5th of February, 201510,690
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Eight—Into the Queen's Dark Hole · 2nd of March, 201510,193
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Nine—Return of the Dead · 26th of March, 20158,644
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty—As if There Wasn't Enough Weird Shit · 7th of April, 20157,937
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-One—War Games: Changeling Edition · 26th of June, 201515,441
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Two—About Time · 17th of August, 201510,955
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Three—Short Cooldown · 7th of October, 201514,688
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Four · 15th of December, 201527,231
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Five — Heart’s Vein · 23rd of January, 201615,295
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Six — After School Special · 8th of March, 201614,593
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Seven—Drugs are Bad, M'Kay · 20th of April, 201614,240
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Eight — Pertz · 4th of May, 201618,871
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Nine—Row Row Row Your Boat · 31st of May, 201615,158
Chapter One Hundred and Forty — The Exorcism of Canterlot · 30th of June, 201616,424
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-One—Visitors · 22nd of July, 201614,006
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Two · 18th of August, 201615,791
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Three — The Great Outing · 11th of October, 201618,643
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Four—Navarone Goes to Canterlot · 7th of November, 201612,150
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Five — Cloudsdale · 15th of December, 201616,288
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Six — Ennobling · 16th of January, 201720,910
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Seven—Administrating Sucks · 8th of February, 201718,373
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Eight — Hawaii · 1st of March, 201715,752
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Nine—Crispy Fried · 21st of March, 201717,910
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty—New Threads · 28th of April, 201716,157
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-One—Dawn of the First Day · 4th of June, 20179,819
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Two—Dawn of the Second Day · 12th of July, 201718,125
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Three—Dawn of the Third Day · 24th of August, 201718,574
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Four—The Perils of Drinking · 5th of September, 201719,593
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Five—Fetch Quests are the Worst · 17th of September, 201716,290
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Six · 25th of September, 201716,007
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Seven · 8th of October, 201724,309
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Eight · 21st of October, 201713,521
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Nine · 2nd of November, 201719,724
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty · 11th of November, 201712,038
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-One · 16th of November, 201719,315
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Two · 27th of November, 201716,132
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Three · 16th of December, 201715,228
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Four · 30th of December, 201719,796
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Five · 23rd of January, 201822,095
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Six · 13th of February, 201821,513
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Seven · 1st of March, 201815,670
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Eight · 15th of March, 201818,054
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Nine—The Gryphoning · 9th of April, 201814,624
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy—City Tour · 19th of April, 201813,641
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-One · 26th of May, 201811,319
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Two · 20th of June, 201815,384
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Three · 11th of July, 201814,276
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Four · 13th of July, 201835,407
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Five—The Hamlet of Mehdiocrity · 15th of August, 201816,444
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Six · 2nd of September, 201819,332
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Seven—Hurray for Bad Decisions! · 15th of September, 201817,702
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Eight · 4th of October, 201814,003
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Nine · 4th of November, 201817,161
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty · 19th of November, 201816,737
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-One—A Nice Respite · 2nd of December, 201810,347
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Two · 14th of January, 201919,817
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Three · 5th of February, 201921,905
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Four · 14th of February, 201913,137
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Five · 3rd of March, 201916,925
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Six—The First Round Table · 31st of March, 201925,739
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Seven · 22nd of April, 201923,819
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Eight · 13th of May, 201914,694
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Nine · 14th of May, 201914,366
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety · 5th of June, 201913,930
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-One · 6th of July, 201920,193
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Two · 19th of August, 201915,054
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Three · 25th of September, 201922,127
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Four · 24th of October, 201919,320
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Five · 25th of November, 201924,845
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Six · 31st of December, 201921,860
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Seven · 6th of February, 202018,284
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Eight · 26th of April, 202020,797
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MLP: FiM Comedy Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe OC Other Main 6 CMCs
What happens when a middle age brony wakes up in the body of a foal? And when no one believes him?
Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize? I have, once before. This time was not all that different. Headache? Check. Dry mouth? Check. Upset stomach? Check. Hooves? Uhm, that one is new.
Hi, I'm Bruce and I'm 32. Currently, I'm in a light blue Earth Pony foal's body no one has ever seen before. The rest of Equestria thinks I'm 9 and something really traumatic happened to me. It doesn't help I swear like a sailor and I could really go for a smoke right about now. I just hope that the Everfree Forest, rampaging monstrosities, evil dark abominations against God and the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't kill me before I have just one last drag.
Oh, and ponies are hella creepy when you really think about it. Geez.
A little comedy side project. EDIT: HAHA Main project. More characters to be added if I get that far. Categories might be refined as I write. Entire thing is unplanned except vaguely. Don't Expect excessive cursing to be written out, just hinted at . Oh, and as the character is a 30-ish year old in the body of a 9 year old, sex ual jokes might exists but sex itself will not occur.
Special thanks to user Momomojito for the awesome-tastic picture! First fanart, I'm so HAPPY. I've gotten more since then! I should collect it all here. Collected!
Chapters 1 - Anyone Get the Number of that Bus? · 2nd of July, 20121,858
2 - A Funny Way of Coming to Grips with the Horror of Existence · 4th of July, 20121,317
3 - What do You do with a Drugged Up Colt? · 6th of July, 20121,435
4 - I Hope They Have Indoor Plumbing · 6th of July, 20121,094
5 - Tempting Fate is Always a Winning Plan · 19th of July, 20121,664
6 - Bye, Bye Missus Pinkie Pie · 22nd of August, 20121,643
Interlude 1: Intake Report/Initial Assessment · 23rd of July, 2012972
7 - Pony SOAP Opera · 15th of August, 20121,677
8 - Family Matters · 21st of July, 20121,908
9 - Wherein Bruce Becomes a Complete Dick · 26th of July, 20121,517
9.5 - Another View: Cup Cake, Sugar and Spice · 29th of July, 20121,466
10 - Emotional Log Ride · 29th of July, 20121,893
11 - I Fought the Law and You Know the Rest · 30th of July, 20122,113
12 - Bacon Flavored Bacon · 11th of August, 20122,298
13 - Urine for a Surprise! · 6th of August, 20121,785
14 - PARTY HARDLY · 10th of August, 20121,749
15 - Interview with a Child Psychiatrist · 12th of August, 20122,940
Interlude 2: Comprehensive Behavioral Assessment · 22nd of August, 20121,783
16 - You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Party · 15th of August, 20123,601
17 - Of Mares and Men · 25th of August, 20121,557
18 - Impending Frilly Socks · 26th of August, 20121,955
Interlude: Frillius Sockus Interuptus · 2nd of September, 20122,560
19 - Frilly Socks Part 1 · 5th of September, 20121,417
20 - Frilly Socks Part 2: Revenge of the Soap · 9th of September, 20127,430
21 - Frilly Socks Part 3: Son of Frill · 25th of September, 20126,414
22 - Frilly Socks Part OMGPLZSTOP: The Return of the Revenge of the Bad Joke · 6th of October, 20121,970
23 - Lovesong · 25th of October, 20124,767
24 - In Sickness and in Health · 16th of November, 20124,574
Cut Content: 'Spring'time for Brucey and Equestria! · 28th of November, 20123,668
25 - Down with a Sickness · 13th of January, 20138,876
26 - Bruce has diphtheria. Press SPACE BAR to continue. · 2nd of February, 20133,127
27 - Feeling Stupid and Contagious · 9th of May, 20133,873
28 - Eyes Wide Shut · 17th of May, 20131,887
Interlude 4: Parabola Parable · 2nd of July, 20132,686
OH MAN FAKE CHAPTER SPOILERS FOR THE REAL ONE · 12th of July, 2013469
29 - From the Mouths of Foals · 17th of July, 20135,311
Interlude 5: YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER · 25th of August, 20134,248
30 - A Meeting of ... Minds? · 4th of March, 201416,145
31 - Delayed Reaction · 21st of March, 20142,401
32 - Soap and the Flavors Of · 5th of May, 20143,980
33 - Big Boy Toys · 25th of September, 20144,480
34 - ... oops? · 1st of April, 2015883
34 - Let's Do Lunch · 9th of September, 20153,209
Likes: 3822 Dislikes: 151
MLP: FiM Sex Dark Comedy Human Rainbow Dash Other Main 6
Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it
Have you ever woken up as a vegetarian cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I can’t seem to do anything right, and it’s even worse when she’s in charge.
Now, we’re in a back and forth war for control of her body. I just want to eat meat again, and have a little personal space. She’s convinced I’m hitting on her friends and trying to score. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix this.
Edits by: Selbi , Abcron , Breath of Plagues , Refro , Jaestring , The Parasprite , Starbound Gurren SkeeterTL , Solidfire , Penjacker , TypewriterError , Pearple Prose Tsitra360 V1.1-Rated teen sex for strong innuendo. V1.2-Pinkie Pie now enforcing RIAA guidelines.
Chapters 1. Unexpected House Guest · 23rd of August, 20135,105
2. Awkward Misadventure for Two · 26th of August, 20135,034
3. New Pony Party · 2nd of September, 20135,704
4. Three Can Keep a Secret · 10th of September, 20135,767
5. Attempts at Normalcy · 11th of September, 20135,382
6. Facing Reality · 14th of September, 20137,040
7. That Escalated Quickly · 18th of September, 20137,126
8. The 20th Century Limited · 23rd of September, 20134,127
9. Full of Surprises · 29th of September, 20136,519
10. Same Crap, Different Day · 4th of October, 20137,363
11. We Need To Go Deeper. · 10th of October, 20134,525
12. In Sickness And Health · 27th of October, 20135,314
13. Blackout · 18th of November, 20133,758
14. Never a Dull Moment · 1st of December, 20136,861
15. Dash of Insanity · 10th of December, 20136,886
16. In The End · 17th of December, 20134,907
17. Epilogue · 20th of December, 20131,579
---- Bonus: Dash's Journal, prequel edition ---- · 6th of January, 20142,300
Likes: 3416 Dislikes: 172
MLP: FiM Sex Romance Comedy Slice of Life Human OC Other Cadance Shining Armor
Cadence's view of love changes
You'd think I'd know the answer right? I AM the Princess of love...
So why is Shiny ignoring me?
Why can't I fix what's wrong with us?
And WHY do I feel.... something for this odd creature that I've befriended?
...Why can't this be easy?
Multi Ch. Cadence first POV
Cadence X human
Part 4 in the cool Roman names series (I know Ares isn't a Roman name but I don't give a f%$@@#$k!)
Cover goes to whoever drew it
Chapters A 'Yeti' drops by · 22nd of October, 20134,530
You sure you guys aren't part dog? · 5th of November, 20134,967
Of letters and Playmare's · 18th of November, 20134,689
Arguments, Agreements, and Almost Forced Photoshoots · 2nd of December, 20135,222
Chess games and Reminiscing · 17th of December, 20135,405
A Christmas Special: Huzzah to Diddling! · 24th of December, 20136,340
What Goes Up Must Come Down · 6th of January, 20148,191
Away to Canterlot · 20th of January, 20148,436
Give a little take a little · 3rd of February, 20149,731
Lakes and Tears · 17th of February, 20148,678
A vacation from the vacation · 10th of March, 20149,197
And the castle comes crashing down · 24th of March, 20149,176
Talks in the Moonlight · 7th of April, 20147,885
Butterflies · 21st of April, 20149,673
Birthday Surprises · 5th of May, 20148,005
Letters, Confessions, and This is Love · 12th of May, 20145,673
Author's notes · 12th of May, 2014306
Likes: 3400 Dislikes: 119
MLP: FiM Sex Gore Adventure Human Alt. Universe Luna OC Nightmare Moon
Right before the Elements struck, the Nightmare unleashed a spell out of desperation. A substitution spell. Otherwise known as the correct use of Kawarimi.
As the elements were unleashed, the Nightmare knew it was over. But it would not let it's fun end. No, it would not be left behind. It would find another world to bring to ruin. As for the poor sap that was left in It's place? He was going to get blasted, what did it matter what he ended up getting from It?
Cover Image by NetherWalker
Realized there was no link, so I'm adding two, one here and one in the chapter. After the events of Don't Underestimate the Power of a Bored Mare , the juicy bits that I cant put in a T fic: Defining Love
Edit: I swear, half of you are uncultured heathens. The thing in the image with the Nightmare's hair is a substitute doll
Chapters Nightmare Used Substitute. Substitute Weathered the Blow. · 25th of April, 20152,168
Foals are Friends, not Food · 25th of April, 20152,649
Dreamweaver · 25th of April, 20152,127
"..And then I Jumped out and Yelled 'Supplies!" · 26th of April, 20152,412
Resource Farming · 28th of April, 20152,895
Party Like it's... What Year is it Again? · 30th of April, 20152,184
It's not the Truth, It's What They See · 1st of May, 20152,870
Jobs? Give me a List of Names, and Some Darts · 4th of May, 20152,689
Clearing Jungles and Jungle Clearings. · 6th of May, 20155,351
Be Cautious of what you Wish for. · 7th of May, 20153,330
A Daughter's Fear · 9th of May, 20152,971
Our Past Gives Birth to Our Fears · 21st of May, 20152,542
Where One Exists, So May Others · 21st of May, 20152,661
What's in a Name? · 23rd of May, 20152,634
Where There's Smoke · 23rd of May, 20152,194
Pick your Poison · 24th of May, 20153,768
Spiritual and Physical Health · 28th of May, 20153,421
Their Love Gives Him Strength · 29th of May, 20152,301
A More Elegant Resource Run for a More Civilized People · 30th of May, 20154,487
Uh, Sir? You Have Something on Your... · 1st of June, 20153,239
One Shadow Does Not Lie to Another · 2nd of June, 20153,470
I Leave You Guys for a Week · 3rd of June, 20152,098
Kings Weep Not for Their People, But No King is He · 3rd of June, 20152,816
Marriage and Leadership · 19th of June, 20153,705
Proper Plot Care · 21st of June, 20154,044
Queen Huggle-Buzz · 23rd of June, 20153,575
Everything the Light Touches · 23rd of June, 20152,739
...Is Wracked with Pain · 23rd of June, 20151,891
Dreams of Home · 29th of June, 20155,256
Goals · 30th of June, 20154,005
Low Blows and the Love of Children · 1st of July, 20154,819
Turnabout is Fair Play · 5th of July, 20153,081
Desperate for Love · 6th of July, 20153,284
The Fate of the Lost · 24th of July, 20153,104
Like a Good Neighbor · 28th of July, 20155,994
That's Not What I Meant by a Heart to Heart, Put Down the Knife. · 30th of July, 20154,036
When You Invite Someone to Dinner, Take Their Dietary Needs into Account · 31st of July, 20152,823
Bonus Objective: No Alerts Triggered · 31st of July, 20155,190
Watch that Recoil · 4th of August, 20153,355
Rainy Days and Mondays · 6th of August, 20154,271
All Work and No Play Leads to a Frustrated Cuddlebug · 7th of August, 20153,803
Lookin for Love · 8th of August, 20154,787
Blood Rage: Highs and Lows · 15th of August, 20156,222
Oh My God, It's Everywhere! · 17th of August, 20155,307
Embraced, Both in Body and Mind · 18th of August, 20153,274
Family Get-Together · 18th of August, 20152,664
It's not Often We get Visitors · 23rd of August, 20153,591
She Cares for Her Own · 25th of August, 20153,441
Don't Underestimate the Power of a Bored Mare · 27th of August, 20155,812
A God Without Worshippers · 3rd of September, 20156,724
Taking Census · 8th of September, 20155,858
Better the Carrot than the Array · 11th of September, 20155,028
The Legends of Another World · 12th of September, 20153,760
Charity is its Own Reward... · 24th of September, 20155,970
...but I do Accept Reality Checks · 8th of October, 20155,755
Surveying the Kingdom · 15th of October, 20155,947
The Truth About Changeling Culture · 3rd of November, 20155,019
The Start of the New Way and the Scars of the Twilight Coup · 7th of November, 20153,620
A New Type of Hive · 8th of November, 20154,893
Some Bend and Some Break · 10th of November, 20155,102
Your Bed is Warmer · 14th of November, 20155,153
Now Remember, First Impressions are Important · 18th of November, 20154,228
The Council and the Patchwork Mare · 22nd of November, 20154,941
Happiness Doubled by Family Shared · 29th of November, 20154,937
Holiday Fever · 3rd of December, 20154,834
Memories of Christmas Warmings past · 21st of December, 20156,385
Not that kind of love, geeze! · 30th of December, 20155,085
Retaliations · 2nd of January, 20165,428
I'd say Screw the Everfree Forest... · 7th of January, 20165,612
...But It May Derive Some Pleasure From Such an Act · 10th of January, 20166,256
Bunnytopia · 13th of January, 20164,705
Those Who Suffer in Silence · 17th of January, 20165,936
Pandinus Discovers Pranks and Cimmerian Embraces His Feminine Side · 19th of January, 20165,814
Jailbreak · 22nd of January, 20166,944
The Mad Hive Vs. The Shadow Hive · 25th of January, 20165,655
Madness Unleashed · 26th of January, 20166,606
Do Griffons go on Dates? · 28th of January, 20164,603
Home at Last, and the Mistress is Hungry · 30th of January, 20165,773
Princess Cadance, Alicorn of Marriage Counseling · 2nd of February, 20168,294
The Talk · 6th of February, 20165,904
On Alicorn Hygiene Practices · 13th of February, 20166,115
Practice Makes Perfect · 17th of February, 20166,080
The Shell Shocked and the Settled · 25th of February, 20167,415
Dream-Sweep · 27th of February, 20166,982
Hope to the Hopeless, The Brightest Shadow · 14th of March, 20165,820
A Bunch of Bull · 2nd of May, 20164,952
Dreaming of a Green Christmas. · 12th of May, 20166,720
Dream Lesson · 31st of May, 20163,704
The Party Mare Cometh · 8th of September, 20163,612
Warming Hearts · 8th of September, 20162,589
What to Do With A Spare Soul · 9th of September, 20162,674
Cross-Culture Christmas · 29th of November, 20167,241
Beginning of the End · 31st of December, 20165,053
Hightalon · 1st of January, 20175,606
Heed the Words of the Elders · 31st of January, 20176,594
Familiar Territory, Familiar Faces · 20th of March, 20175,257
Reality Meets Expectations · 24th of May, 20175,833
The Mission: Steal the Moon · 2nd of June, 201713,114
Recovery is a Not-So-long Road for an Alicorn · 16th of June, 20176,505
These Campaigns were Easier on the Computer · 15th of September, 20175,492
Hive Exploits · 1st of November, 20174,542
Wearing Down Resistance · 6th of December, 20173,550
Life Lessons · 12th of December, 20176,043
Marks of the Soul · 23rd of December, 20173,443
Did I Miss Anything? · 24th of November, 20183,860
Crystal Corpse · 21st of December, 20183,212
Crystal Resurrection · 26th of December, 20183,155
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MLP: FiM Romance Adventure Comedy Second Person Human Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia Anon
Ponyville's resident human attempts to adjust to living with Celestia as his roommate while also avoiding Princess Twilight's crazy romantic overtures.
[Rated mature for excessive language and humorous sex ual dialog and situations.]
Returning readers curious about the changes to this story's chapter format should read this post .
Ever since Anon arrived in Equestria, Twilight's been getting crazier and crazier in her pursuit of his romantic attention. When he turns to the benevolent and graceful Princess Celestia for help, she sends him on a quest to retrieve a sacred stone in return for her aid. No big deal, right? Well... turns out the stone is used to transform Twilight into an alicorn, increasing his problems a thousand fold, and Celestia unexpectedly moves in as his new roommate after giving up her crown to Twilight.
Great.
While Ponyville's plucky human attempts to adjust to living with a large, lazy ex-Princess horse who constantly eats all his sweets, the new Princess of the Day broods within Canterlot castle, scheming her diabolical schemes. Twilight Sparkle intends to reclaim her very special (but strangely reluctant) somehuman, and she's willing to utilize all of the immense resources of the kingdom she now controls in order to do so!
This is a completed second person Anon in Equestria story originally written between February 2013 and December 2013 and converted to prose by reader request.
Those interested in the .epub version of this story should Read this Post .
Chapters 1 - Wake Up, Roomie · 28th of February, 20143,944
2 - Job Hunting · 28th of February, 20144,743
3 - The Walking of the Leaves · 28th of February, 20144,777
4 - Business Trip · 28th of February, 20144,763
5 - A Step · 28th of February, 20144,718
6 - Snow Day · 1st of April, 20173,625
7 - Encounter · 28th of February, 20147,797
8 - Departure · 28th of February, 20148,481
9 - Dawn Star · 1st of April, 20175,768
10 - Purple Wings · 2nd of March, 20147,462
11 - Guidance · 1st of April, 20175,190
12 - The Altar · 4th of March, 20148,279
13 - Road of Trials - I · 1st of April, 20177,368
14 - Road of Trials - II · 1st of April, 20177,876
15 - Road of Trials - III · 8th of March, 20147,915
16 - Nightmare · 1st of April, 20175,398
17 - Preparations · 8th of March, 20145,986
18 - A Promise · 1st of April, 20176,330
19 - Epiphany · 9th of March, 20147,320
20 - The Storm · 1st of April, 20177,137
21 - Harbinger · 1st of April, 20176,609
22 - Concordia · 9th of March, 20145,917
23 - Ascension · 1st of April, 20174,132
24 - Sunlight · 1st of April, 20178,254
25 - White Wings · 1st of April, 20176,966
26 - Reunion · 9th of March, 20143,572
Epilogue · 9th of March, 20143,295
A Day in Winter - 1 - Dawn · 1st of April, 20172,300
A Day in Winter - 2 - Morning · 1st of April, 20175,667
A Day in Winter - 3 - Midday · 1st of April, 20172,124
A Day in Winter - 4 - Afternoon · 1st of April, 20175,704
A Day in Winter - 5 - Dusk · 11th of March, 20145,938
Five Vignettes - 1 - Hearts & Hooves · 1st of April, 2017940
Five Vignettes - 2 - Blessing · 1st of April, 20174,439
Five Vignettes - 3 - A Pressing Question · 1st of April, 20171,026
Five Vignettes - 4 - The Great Escape · 1st of April, 20172,859
Five Vignettes - 5 - With Your Own Eyes · 28th of May, 20144,948
Likes: 3318 Dislikes: 101
MLP: FiM Sex Romance Slice of Life Human Rarity Trixie Cheerilee Spitfire OC
The story of the everyday life of a human hired by mares to provide comfort for their needs, all the while exploring Equestrian life through the eyes of his customers. Set in the Gentlemanverse.
Humanity found out that it was not alone years ago. A portal was opened, revealing the existence of Equestria, land of the Ponies, and a much larger world. Soon, a partnership between the two races was formed. All was well.
Having been rejected from taking a job he was aiming for in Equestria, a human stumbles upon another job opportunity. With the staggering ratio of mare and stallion, somepony thought they could make some money to hire out human males to mares on request, providing a wide range of service from the intimate to the very sensual.
This is his story.
"A Gentleman for Mares must be capable of adapting to the needs of any mare, always expanding his repertoire and make each customer a happy one—for a happy customer, is a repeat customer."
~ Platinum Corona, Founder of Gentleman for Mares.
Contains human paired with ponies. You've been warned.
First Story of the Gentlemanverse
The story was added in Equestria After Dark. Yay!
The Equestrian Critics Society gave this story the initial score of 8.9/10. (Full Review )
Aquillo's WRITE Review
Chapters Spitfire's First Gentleman · 6th of November, 20126,374
The Enduring and Adaptable Gentleman · 12th of November, 20127,269
Take the Heat, Gentleman · 7th of December, 20129,284
Gentleman, Teach Me Something Please · 31st of December, 201211,650
We Need Gentlemen · 18th of January, 201315,483
Gentleman in the Falls · 8th of March, 201313,738
Gentleman Falls · 15th of June, 20139,746
Drowning Gentleman · 14th of July, 201310,275
The Lady and the Gentleman · 11th of August, 201312,716
The Gentleman and His Mare · 19th of August, 20132,969
Likes: 3224 Dislikes: 279
MLP: FiM Sex Gore Romance Adventure Comedy Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Gilda Trixie OC Main 6 Diamond Dogs
Name's Griffin, I'm sarcastic, I'm crude, and I'm a brony.
I'm Griffin, not much else to it. I've been bullied most of my life, which left me bitter and sarcastic. I'm a closet brony. What? You think I'm just gonna go out and tell a world that hates me that I watch a cartoon intended for little girls? I don't feel like giving the punks at school any more ammo. That's when cosmic powers decide I need to take a trip to my favorite fantasy land. But all is not sunshine and rainbows and it certainly won't be after I'm done with it. Equestria from the point of view of an extremely pissed off teenager, with a twist. Rust, the author of 'The Ballad of Echo the Diamond dog' is awesomesauce enough to have a cross over between our stories. Carnelian is a boss when it comes to art. Part of the 'Chess Game of the Gods'.
Violence, gratuitous swearing, and sex ual themes. Reader discretion is advised.
Chapters Well, This Is Original (1) · 2nd of August, 20121,299
Can I Get The Number Of That Bus? (2) · 27th of July, 20123,017
Life In The Wild (3) · 27th of July, 20121,476
I'm A Badass? (4) · 27th of July, 20123,161
Breakdown (5) · 5th of September, 20123,645
On The Road Again (6) · 27th of July, 20123,761
Too Peaceful (7) · 27th of July, 20122,293
New In Town (8) · 27th of July, 20123,507
Explanation (9) · 27th of July, 20122,853
Training (10) · 27th of July, 20122,288
Breakout (11) · 12th of August, 20123,159
Test (12) · 6th of August, 20124,693
Freedom (13) · 13th of April, 20123,733
Letters (14) · 14th of August, 20122,796
Preparation (15) · 9th of April, 20123,206
Other Side (16) · 14th of April, 20123,327
Price (17) · 2nd of April, 20122,331
Daring and Scooby Doo (18) · 6th of April, 20124,235
Duel (19) · 28th of September, 20125,812
More Letters and Other Side (20) · 14th of April, 20124,544
Did I Mention I'm A Pirate? (21) · 13th of April, 20123,291
Here Kitty Kitty (22) · 5th of August, 20124,310
Heartfelt (23) · 18th of April, 20123,149
Arachnophobia (24) · 16th of June, 20123,934
Magic, *Snort Snort* (25) · 31st of July, 20123,069
Diplomacy Part 1 (26) · 25th of April, 20122,660
Diplomacy Part 2 (27) · 27th of May, 20122,668
Diplomacy Part 3 (28) · 13th of July, 20122,708
Blood (29) · 8th of May, 20124,568
Parenthood (30) · 9th of June, 20123,489
Greed (31) · 13th of August, 20122,666
Mail Time With Ponies (32) · 28th of April, 20123,203
Other Side The Third (33) · 28th of April, 20123,269
Meet The Troll (34) · 7th of August, 20123,308
Takeoff (35) · 3rd of May, 20124,901
Rampage (36) · 26th of July, 20123,677
Farewell (37) · 1st of May, 20123,644
Gilda (38) · 2nd of May, 20122,680
Shy (39) · 2nd of May, 20121,737
Growl (40) · 3rd of May, 20121,262
A Dash Of Life (41) · 3rd of May, 20122,343
The Trix To Success (42) · 7th of May, 20124,867
Pink (43) · 8th of May, 20123,062
Food and Flag (44) · 10th of May, 20123,107
Natives (45) · 11th of May, 20122,351
Lies And Slander (46) · 16th of September, 20122,716
Why Was School Never This Fun? (47) · 9th of June, 20122,687
Letters Again (48) · 13th of May, 20122,668
Raid (49) · 2nd of August, 20123,538
The Part Where Stuff Happens (50) · 2nd of August, 20123,591
Attack On Equestria (51) · 25th of May, 20122,547
Bug Hunt (52) · 22nd of June, 20123,543
Pain (53) · 13th of June, 20124,740
Resolution (54) · 13th of June, 20122,232
Rounds (55) · 26th of May, 20123,096
Meet the Medic (56) · 27th of May, 20122,173
Technology (57) · 1st of June, 20123,263
The Part Where More Stuff Happens (58) · 7th of June, 20123,225
It's A Human Thing (59) · 5th of June, 20123,453
Manehatten (60) · 9th of June, 20123,495
Viva Las Pegasus (61) · 13th of June, 20122,353
Growing Up (62) · 13th of June, 20122,925
Letting Go (63) · 13th of June, 20123,159
Ponyville (64) · 24th of November, 20126,134
Concert (65) · 27th of August, 20123,013
I'm Not A 'Lyre' (66) · 14th of June, 20125,324
Signal (67) · 27th of August, 20122,535
Another Human? Another idiot. (68) · 10th of September, 20122,177
Ahoy Aoi (69)..... Lol, 69 · 1st of July, 20125,832
Party Hard, And It's Not Even The Concert Yet (70) · 7th of July, 20122,661
What Shall We Do With A Drunken Bugbear? (71) · 19th of July, 20124,277
Shit, Nice To Meet You, I'm Fan. (72) · 14th of July, 20123,654
Playful Demon (73) · 21st of July, 20125,251
Breakfast At Canterlot (74) · 27th of July, 20123,222
Visions Of The Future (Also known as SPOILER): Beginning Of The End (75) · 2nd of August, 2012880
Equestrian Idol (76) · 7th of August, 20125,352
Paperwork (77) · 10th of August, 20125,718
Back To Work (78) · 19th of August, 20124,400
How do I Sword Sword? (79) · 19th of August, 20126,156
Class Dismissed (80) · 25th of August, 20126,893
SlenderGrif Bakes Cupcakes (81) · 28th of August, 20122,583
Get Off My Ship (82) · 31st of August, 20122,965
Interrupted Bliss (83) · 19th of September, 20122,361
Embers Of A Past Blaze (84) · 3rd of October, 20124,142
Aftermath (85) · 4th of September, 20123,116
Captain Gilda (86) · 5th of September, 20121,993
Science! (87) · 9th of September, 20121,929
Negotiation (88) · 19th of September, 20123,801
An Etch In My Heart (89) · 19th of September, 20121,477
Morals (90) · 20th of September, 20122,661
Mind-F--- (91) · 23rd of September, 20122,239
Breaking The Rules (92) · 23rd of September, 20123,097
Betrayal (93) · 25th of September, 20124,612
Man Up Ya Wee Lass! (94) · 25th of September, 20122,176
Hello Everypony (95) · 31st of October, 20123,728
Welcome To The World (96) · 3rd of October, 201210,551
Nuclear Launch Detected.... No, Not Really (97) · 12th of October, 20124,545
Murder, He Wrote (98) · 17th of October, 20123,037
The Happening (99) · 18th of October, 20123,116
Griffin's Mind (ERMAHGERD! One Hundred) · 23rd of October, 20127,340
Ho Ho Huh? · 25th of December, 2012172
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MLP: FiM Sex Gore Adventure Sci-Fi Human Celestia Luna Trixie OC Main 6
A human soldier finds himself in Equestria and must find his way home... wherever it may be.
This is what it means to be a man of war...
Arc One: Friends- Finding himself in a new, unfamiliar land, Miles must come to terms with what happened and start life over. Luckily for him, his friends will help him through this struggle. Chapters 1- 67
Arc Two: Cities- On the brink of disaster and against time itself, Miles must travel to now forgotten lands to find the answers he seeks. With the aid of his friends, will Miles be able to handle what he finds? Or will Death get the better of him? Chapters 68- 170
Arc Three: Growing Pains- Life continues for our heroes, for better or for worse. With the aid of some timeless mentors, inspiring role models, and some great friends; watch as life unfolds and tensions grow. But with new growth, comes new pain. Chapters 171- ***
Arc Four: War- The great unthinkable has occurred, but all is not as it seems. As tensions break and blood is spilled, can our heroes make it through the madness of conflict? And what will be left for those that survive? The Darkness is here. Chapters ***-***
Arc Five: In Sanity- Death has dealt his final blow, but only in time will it show. In the darkness of the moon you will learn of your doom; and in the light of day you will lose your way. The war has taken its toll, but who will end in control? Chapters ***-***
Chapters Chapter 1 Choices (revised) · 13th of December, 20121,907
Chapter 2 New Beginnings · 13th of December, 20123,682
Chapter 3 Orientation · 21st of August, 20124,198
Chapter 4 Power · 9th of December, 20123,916
Chaper 5 What Friends Are For · 9th of December, 20123,897
Chapter 6 Fall of Topaz Falls · 9th of December, 20124,060
Chapter 7 Second Impression · 13th of December, 20123,713
Chapter 8 Time Gone By · 13th of November, 20123,300
Chapter 9 Judgement · 24th of August, 20122,886
Chapter 10 Party Time · 13th of December, 20123,577
Chapter 11 Stampede · 31st of August, 20122,084
Chapter 12 Friends · 31st of August, 20123,822
Chapter 13 Long Road To Recovery · 13th of December, 20123,179
Chapter 14 Sugarcube Corner · 13th of December, 20123,403
Chapter 15 Carousel Boutique · 13th of December, 20122,712
Chapter 16 Trust · 2nd of September, 20122,365
Chapter 17 True Intentions · 2nd of September, 20124,750
Chapter 18 Night Time Complications · 13th of November, 20122,642
Chapter 19 Journey to Mt. Sky Scraper · 5th of September, 20124,235
Chapter 20 Waking Dragons · 27th of October, 20124,297
Chapter 21 Pinkies Party · 11th of September, 20124,950
Chapter 22 Manual Labor · 12th of September, 20123,518
Chapter 23 Old Wounds, New Problems · 12th of September, 20122,410
Chapter 24 Secrets and Lies · 13th of November, 20123,164
Chapter 25 Feathers and Pancakes · 13th of November, 20122,586
Chapter 26 Rainy Day Games · 12th of September, 20122,522
Chapter 27 Project Re-Surface Integration · 12th of September, 20126,495
Chapter 28 Mending Broken Hearts · 14th of September, 20122,245
Chapter 29 Temptations · 16th of September, 20122,598
Chapter 30 Earning Trust · 16th of September, 20122,317
Chapter 31 Deverto Pulvis · 16th of September, 20122,441
Chapter 32 My Storm · 18th of September, 20122,718
Chapter 33 Et Salutant Mortuus · 17th of May, 20127,213
Chapter 34 Fame and Infamy · 17th of April, 20122,621
Chapter 35 Sweet Apple Acres · 15th of April, 20122,947
Chapter 36 Cutie Mark Crusaders · 17th of April, 20122,564
Chapter 37 Meeting of the Minds · 15th of October, 20123,231
Chapter 38 Lost in Thought · 26th of September, 20122,452
Chapter 39 A Home of My Own · 22nd of April, 20122,549
Chapter 40 House Warming Gift · 22nd of April, 20122,804
Chapter 41 Meeting The Past · 22nd of April, 20123,055
Chapter 42 Just Another Party · 26th of September, 20122,422
Chapter 43 Into The Wilderness · 23rd of April, 20122,812
Chapter 44 Just A Scratch · 23rd of April, 20122,684
Chapter 45 Train Ride · 27th of October, 20122,269
Chapter 46 Powerful Love · 24th of April, 20126,790
Chapter 47 Breaking Elements · 25th of April, 20124,715
Chapter 48 My Promise · 27th of April, 20123,459
Chapter 49 A Day At The Lake · 27th of April, 20124,387
Chapter 50 Storm Cloud · 28th of April, 20122,319
Chapter 51 Recovery · 28th of April, 20122,512
Chapter 52 Rain Cloud · 29th of April, 20123,172
Chapter 53 Inheritances · 3rd of May, 20122,503
Chapter 54 Dinner for Two · 2nd of June, 20123,414
Chapter 55 Heart Break · 3rd of May, 20122,604
Chapter 56 Rainbow's Book · 3rd of May, 20123,208
Chapter 57 Lupus · 6th of May, 20123,235
Chapter 58 Moving On · 6th of May, 20122,912
Chapter 59 Apples · 6th of May, 20122,931
Chapter 60 Pinkies Carnival · 18th of August, 20123,184
Chapter 61 Just Another Bad Day · 7th of May, 20122,577
Chapter 62 Spartan Training · 27th of November, 20128,697
Chapter 63 Returning Home · 9th of May, 20122,558
Chapter 64 A Day At The Spa · 12th of May, 20124,440
Chapter 65 Permission · 16th of May, 20124,042
Chapter 66 Guards and Soldiers · 16th of May, 20123,565
Chapter 67 Diamond Dogs · 17th of May, 20125,186
End Of Arc One Bonus Chapter · 20th of July, 20128,470
Chapter 68 Darkness · 22nd of May, 20123,973
Chapter 69 Luna's Fury · 18th of August, 20125,258
Chapter 70 Luna's Love · 24th of May, 20124,209
Chapter 71 Losing Control · 26th of May, 20123,031
Chapter 72 Escape From Topaz Falls · 28th of May, 20123,743
Chapter 73 Return to Ponyville · 30th of May, 20123,360
Chapter 74 The Trade · 30th of May, 20123,361
Chapter 75 Wanting · 2nd of June, 20123,906
Chapter 76 Spartan Politics · 5th of June, 20124,458
Chapter 77 Unexpected Visitor · 10th of June, 20124,265
Chapter 78 The Best Hiding Spot Ever · 10th of June, 20123,010
Chapter 79 Welcome To Topaz Falls · 13th of June, 20122,918
Chapter 80 Long Road To Ruin · 17th of June, 20123,335
Chapter 81 Losing The Fight · 29th of June, 20123,476
Chapter 82 Gifts From The Past · 20th of June, 20123,533
Chapter 83 Meeting Of Masters · 17th of September, 20124,066
Chapter 84 Fires, Trees, And Water · 24th of June, 20123,034
Chapter 85 In The Cold Of Night · 8th of July, 20124,021
Chapter 86 Crossing The Divide · 8th of July, 20125,487
Chapter 87 Primum Somno · 8th of July, 20121,719
Chapter 88 And Then There Was Sex · 4th of November, 20124,025
Chapter 89 Believe · 10th of July, 20124,254
Chapter 90 The Greatest Proposal, The Biggest Slip Up · 10th of July, 20124,233
Chapter 91 Simple Request · 10th of July, 20123,662
Chapter 92 Date Night · 11th of July, 20123,235
Chapter 93 Wedding Plans · 6th of July, 20122,836
Chapter 94 Storm's Bachelor Party · 11th of July, 20123,269
Chapter 95 A Quick Run Into Town · 22nd of July, 20124,064
Chapter 96 Whats Left · 23rd of July, 20123,534
Chapter 97 What's Important · 25th of July, 20123,598
Chapter 98 Die Memoria · 25th of July, 20124,903
Chapter 99 Nightmare Night · 15th of August, 20124,485
Q/A Special #1 · 23rd of July, 20124,694
Chapter 100 Miles's Bachelor Party · 26th of July, 20126,130
Chapter 101 The Big Day · 9th of August, 20124,369
Chapter 102 The Big Night · 20th of October, 20123,901
Chapter 103 Proper Time · 13th of November, 201210,006
Chapter 104 Las Pegasis · 10th of August, 20129,625
Chapter 105 My Brother · 9th of August, 20124,493
Chapter 106 Gems · 12th of August, 20123,152
Chapter 107 Specialization · 29th of August, 20124,138
Chapter 108 Night Court · 30th of August, 20124,427
Chapter 109 Moosden · 17th of August, 20123,678
Chapter 110 Quartz Crest · 29th of August, 20122,718
Chapter 111 A Close Call · 21st of August, 20122,839
Chapter 112 Generous Sacrifice · 9th of October, 20123,150
Chapter 113 Message In The Dark · 8th of October, 20123,681
Chapter 114 Awkward Positions · 29th of August, 20123,645
Chapter 115 Spartan Territory · 12th of November, 20123,665
Chapter 116 Them · 29th of August, 20124,977
Chapter 117 The Group · 30th of August, 20123,003
Chapter 118 Autographs And Books · 31st of August, 20122,705
Chapter 119 Call Me Maybe · 3rd of September, 20126,304
Chapter 120 Answering The Call · 5th of September, 20124,993
Chapter 121 Just In Time · 8th of September, 20124,712
Chapter 122 Fort Misery · 11th of September, 20125,442
Chapter 123 Archaic Deals · 6th of December, 20124,235
Chapter 124 Victory? · 6th of December, 20124,252
Chapter 125 The Other Half · 18th of September, 20123,239
Chapter 126 New Power · 20th of November, 20123,447
Chapter 127 Soror · 20th of November, 20124,272
Chapter 128 Big News · 27th of September, 20123,271
Chapter 129 Little Talks · 20th of November, 20124,081
Chapter 130 Early Distant Warning · 4th of October, 20124,230
Chapter 131 Almost · 5th of October, 20123,328
Chapter 132 Lost Answer · 13th of November, 20123,480
Chapter 133 Amethyst · 10th of October, 20123,042
Chapter 134 Red Light · 12th of October, 20123,126
Chapter 135 Green Light · 15th of October, 20125,400
Chapter 136 Coming Back Together · 19th of October, 20123,724
Chapter 137 Choosing Life · 5th of November, 20123,474
Chapter 138 Posting Bail · 27th of October, 20123,293
Chapter 139 Itsy Bitsy Spider · 5th of November, 20123,803
Chapter 140 Go To Bed · 5th of November, 20124,359
Chapter 141 Meeting New Ponies · 6th of November, 20123,580
Chapter 142 Friendly Advice · 8th of November, 20123,971
Chapter 143 Your Trust · 14th of November, 20123,431
Chapter 144 Now And Later · 17th of November, 20124,286
Chapter 145 Consuming Kings · 20th of November, 20124,350
Chapter 146 One Day · 23rd of November, 20123,985
Chapter 147 My Miles · 27th of November, 20123,700
Chapter 148 Training Spartans · 9th of December, 201213,733
Chapter 149 New Spartans On The Block · 14th of December, 20123,086
Chapter 150 Happy Birthday · 18th of December, 20123,534
Chapter 151 A Night To Remember · 24th of December, 20125,785
Chapter 152 Just You And Me Part 1 Miles · 30th of December, 20125,229
Chapter 153 Just You And Me Part 2 Luna · 4th of January, 20134,850
Chapter 154 Just You And Me Part 3 Rainbow Dash · 9th of January, 20135,721
Chapter 155 Off To Trottingham · 12th of January, 20133,911
Chapter 156 Jasper Lies · 15th of January, 20135,318
Chapter 157 Jasper Truths · 22nd of January, 20134,564
Chapter 158 Home For Hearths Warming Eve · 25th of January, 20135,318
Chapter 159 The Great And Powerful... · 30th of January, 20138,592
Chapter 160 Hearths Warming Eve · 3rd of February, 201313,521
Chapter 161 Training In Void · 13th of February, 201310,674
Chapter 162 One Last Adventure · 18th of February, 20132,514
Chapter 163 Emerald City: Of Faith And Loyalty · 23rd of February, 201310,549
Chapter 164 Ruby Canyon: Cruel Kindness · 3rd of March, 201310,937
Chapter 165 Bartering Hearts · 7th of March, 20133,980
Chapter 166 Dealing With Hearts · 15th of March, 20134,407
Chapter 167 Diamond Halls: Unknown Memories · 8th of April, 201319,565
Chapter 168 Galena: Terradisian Arsenal · 7th of May, 201317,074
Chapter 169 New Garnet: Echos of War · 1st of June, 201319,260
Chapter 170 Outpost Zero · 1st of June, 20131,701
End of Arc Two Bonus Chapter · 12th of July, 201317,626
Chapter 171 Five Stages... · 12th of July, 20133,006
Chapter 172 I Think, Therefore I Am · 13th of July, 20133,456
Chapter 173 Past Present · 16th of July, 20133,738
Chapter 174 When In Roam... · 18th of July, 20134,016
Chapter 175 Nap Time · 20th of July, 20133,162
Chapter 176 Party Time Challenges · 22nd of July, 20134,350
Chapter 177 Pharmaceutical Needs · 25th of July, 20133,047
Chapter 178 Old Habits... · 29th of July, 20134,447
Chapter 179 Happiness, With a Side of Syrup · 1st of August, 20133,083
Chapter 180 Getting Back to Business · 4th of August, 20133,674
Chapter 181 Plans Well Made · 8th of August, 20133,023
Chapter 182 Family Affairs · 15th of August, 20133,139
Chapter 183 Back To Work · 22nd of August, 20133,992
Chapter 184 Shiny Ordeals · 26th of August, 20133,315
Chapter 185 Watching Statera · 2nd of September, 20139,156
Chapter 186 Chaos · 3rd of September, 20133,687
Chapter 187 Discorded Sisters · 7th of September, 20133,033
Chapter 188 Purgian Progress · 12th of September, 20133,790
Chapter 189 Mad Ponies · 16th of September, 20133,276
Chapter 190 Losing Solitude · 22nd of September, 20135,153
Chapter 191 So Much To Do · 25th of September, 20134,663
Chapter 192 Men and Kings · 29th of September, 20135,477
Chapter 193 My Hometown · 4th of October, 20135,300
Chapter 194 Summit · 10th of October, 20138,034
Chapter 195 Foalish Effects · 15th of October, 20134,113
Chapter 196 The Orders · 23rd of October, 20133,194
Chapter 197 In-Human Concerns · 5th of November, 20137,089
Chapter 198 Understanding Balance · 13th of November, 20135,821
Chapter 199 It's a... · 20th of November, 20133,153
Q/A Special #2 · 27th of November, 20136,334
Chapter 200 Better Days · 19th of December, 20138,548
Chapter 201 Mother Knows Best · 2nd of January, 20143,891
Chapter 202 Simple Enough · 8th of January, 20144,008
Chapter 203 Easy Mystery · 23rd of January, 20143,963
Chapter 204 First and Last · 4th of February, 20145,045
Chapter 205 Icy Premonitions · 14th of February, 20144,689
Chapter 206 Play Ball · 2nd of March, 20148,859
Chapter 207 Hard Losses · 4th of April, 20144,882
Chapter 208 Chin Up · 26th of April, 20144,426
Chapter 209 Change · 11th of May, 20144,211
Chapter 210 Dinner In Moosden · 4th of July, 20147,757
Chapter 211 Syncney · 14th of July, 20143,888
Chapter 212 Joint Concerns · 11th of August, 20143,779
Chapter 213 Joint Operations · 30th of August, 20147,203
Chapter 214 Time in the Library · 6th of September, 20147,820
Chapter 215 Blink · 13th of September, 20144,100
Chapter 216 Deals · 22nd of September, 20147,744
Chapter 217 Get Ready · 3rd of October, 20146,239
Chapter 218 Hidden Plans · 20th of October, 201411,215
Chapter 219 Southern Badlands · 1st of November, 20149,348
Chapter 220 Neighbors · 9th of November, 20146,591
Chapter 221 Power In Play · 29th of November, 20147,177
Chapter 222 Power Speaks · 12th of December, 20143,414
Chapter 223 Undesired Desires · 23rd of December, 20147,374
Chapter 224 Keen Allies · 9th of January, 20157,556
Chapter 225 Scouts · 23rd of February, 201510,323
Chapter 226 Bloody Number Five · 30th of March, 201510,309
Chapter 227 New Power · 6th of May, 20157,100
Chapter 228 In Deep · 10th of June, 20157,191
Chapter 229 Make Me Better · 17th of August, 201516,526
Chapter 230 Set in Motion · 8th of October, 20159,847
Chapter 231 Repercussions · 19th of December, 20154,104
Chapter 232 The Treaty of Crescent Cove · 23rd of December, 20156,937
Chapter 233 Wait · 25th of December, 20154,024
Chapter 234 Gala Preparations · 14th of January, 20163,506
Chapter 235 Who's Who · 23rd of February, 20165,518
Chapter 236 Political Understanding · 29th of February, 20164,910
Chapter 237 Dark Side · 25th of March, 20164,711
Chapter 238 No Rest for the Wicked · 22nd of April, 20166,764
Chapter 239 Plan of Action · 17th of August, 20167,310
Chapter 240-A Pinkie's Political Party Planning Predicament · 2nd of September, 20163,012
Chapter 241 Relics in the Attic · 6th of September, 20163,679
Chapter 242 Praetorian Guard · 17th of September, 20163,243
Chapter 243 Squad Goals · 25th of September, 20165,076
Chapter 244 The Prince and the Princess · 1st of October, 20164,820
Chapter 245 Audit Queen · 16th of October, 20165,692
Chapter 246 Miles' Lie · 28th of October, 20163,609
Chapter 247 Operation Unthinkable · 23rd of December, 201614,328
Chapter 248 Terms of War · 12th of March, 20175,426
Chapter 249 Non Semper Erit Aestas · 1st of April, 20173,708
Chapter 250 Words With the Captain · 2nd of July, 20174,319
Chapter 251 Susurrans Bellum · 6th of August, 20174,454
Chapter 252 Alone With Nothing · 11th of January, 20184,382
Chapter 253 Waiting in the Moonlight · 9th of May, 20183,531
Chapter 254 Follow the Leader · 24th of May, 20198,583
Chapter 255 Lucens Vigor · 2nd of September, 20193,218
Chapter 256 Die Mysterium · 25th of January, 20203,024
Chapter 257 The Oligarchs War · 1st of February, 20202,567
Chapter 258 Rumbles Knight · 22nd of February, 20203,844
Chapter 259 And They Cried Republic! Republic! · 1st of March, 20202,620
Chapter 260 Our Dreams Lost in the Wind · 9th of May, 20203,912
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MLP: FiM Sex Gore Dark Sad Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Celestia Luna Gilda Other Main 6
When a human in Equestria attempts suicide, the ponies who shunned him are forced to care for him in Ponyville Hospital.
My name is Jason Wright. If you've heard of me, you probably know what I did, and what an idiot I am for doing it. Now I'm stuck in the hospital, surrounded by ponies who hate me because I can't even die right. But while I'm here, maybe I can try to learn why I was saved, and what I did to make the ponies hate me in the first place.
// Hello, and welcome to It Never Really Ends! This is a sequel to MisterBlonde's oneshot Ending. They expressed no desire to continue the story on their own, and have given me permission to do so myself! //
Chapters Anxiety · 26th of April, 20141,597
Depression · 26th of April, 20141,463
Obsession · 27th of April, 20141,416
Paranoia · 27th of April, 20141,534
Trauma · 27th of April, 20141,699
Dependence—Rewritten · 28th of April, 20141,792
Curiosity—Rewritten · 30th of April, 20141,873
Rage—Rewritten · 1st of May, 20141,950
Panic! · 5th of May, 20142,021
Hostility · 8th of May, 20141,785
Disappointment · 13th of May, 20142,072
Projection · 17th of May, 20141,393
Desperation · 31st of May, 20142,011
Tension · 23rd of June, 20141,578
Spite · 16th of July, 20141,180
Disbelief · 20th of July, 20141,418
Vertigo · 27th of July, 20142,254
Contact · 30th of July, 20141,660
Flashbacks · 5th of August, 20141,965
Unforgiven · 7th of August, 20141,629
The Punchline · 1st of September, 20141,631
Leave Me Alone · 2nd of September, 20142,427
Well Fuck. · 2nd of September, 20141,157
Token Dream Sequence · 2nd of September, 20141,483
Stayin' Alive · 2nd of September, 20141,298
Small Town Hospitality · 4th of September, 20141,457
Ignorance Is Bliss · 4th of September, 20141,323
On a Bed of White Down · 4th of September, 20141,280
This Means War · 6th of September, 20141,971
The Truth Hurts · 8th of September, 20141,235
Surprise, Muthabucka · 29th of September, 20141,911
A Conversation Long Overdue · 11th of November, 20143,239
No Touching · 11th of November, 20141,125
Everything is Perfectly Fine · 11th of November, 20141,209
Wrong · 12th of November, 20141,331
Ponies Make Shitty Doctors · 13th of November, 20141,618
Remember this Moment · 13th of November, 20142,352
Dammit Twilight... · 14th of November, 20141,687
I Fucking Hate You · 27th of January, 20151,865
Likes: 2847 Dislikes: 166
MLP: FiM Sex Profanity Romance Dark Comedy Human Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia Luna Chrysalis
What happens when you have a changeling Queen who rules nothing. A Human who resents ponies for treating him like a science project. And an unusual friendship that resulted in something unheard of in Equestria. Oh and a really weird story, no really.
27/05/2016- The Sequel is up!
What happens when you have a Changeling Queen who rules nothing.
A Human who resents Ponies for treating him like a science project.
And an unusual friendship that resulted in something unheard of in Equestria.
The Answer?
A really weird story with a clueless Human and a Queen that can't flirt for shit.
This here is Chrysalis's Chronicle turned story. Because the huggable love bug was too damn sex y for a mere chronicle and deserves a bloody story.
That and I haven't done one with Chrysalis yet, so this is a challenge for me.
Oh and it's in Chrysalis's point of view, so double the challenge really!
For those who read for Romance, stop at the end of Act One.
For those who like Romance and Dark...well, carry on, but don't say you weren't warned.
Here are the genre's for each act.
Act one- Romance/Black Comedy
Act Two- Romance/A Bit Dark
Cover Art By The Amazing Jaxonian
Chapters Act One-This Could Be Fun · 26th of September, 20133,418
Damn It, Get Aroused Already! · 28th of September, 20134,864
Richie Is My Drug, My Addiction, My Richie, Richie, Richie! · 2nd of October, 20134,174
My Ass Is Damn Fine · 11th of October, 20134,026
We All Have Secrets · 21st of October, 20135,266
End Of Story-I Am Not Chrysalis, I Am Chrissy, I Am Yours · 24th of October, 20135,021
Act Two (NO LONGER CANON!)-We Are Mated For Life- Part One (The Secret) · 31st of October, 20135,494
We Are Mated For Life- Part Two (The Dreams) · 24th of November, 20136,320
We Are Mated For Life- Part Three (The Bond) · 16th of December, 20135,646
End Of Story-We Are Mated For Life (The Love) · 3rd of January, 201410,657
Likes: 2696 Dislikes: 122
MLP: FiM Sex Romance Comedy Slice of Life Anthro Human Celestia Luna Prince Blueblood OC Other
Fredrick falls into Equestria and he is allowed to stay in the castle for his troubles. There, he meets and quickly befriends Princess Luna, and their quickly evolving relationship allows them to explore the 'benefits' of being close, best friends.
By the mysterious workings of the universe and a spell gone wrong, Fredrick lands in the throne room... hard enough to knock him out. After a week in the castle medical wing to treat his wounds, he learns he will have to get used to these anthropomorphic ponies as well as cope with the fact that he will never be able to return to Earth. Being able to stay in the castle indefinitely for his troubles, Fred is able to finally, formally meet Princess Luna in a very personable setting. The two, more alike than they ever anticipated, quickly befriend each other and cherish each other's company.
Of course, as Luna's only (and naturally, best) male friend, and as Fred's best female friend, the two fall into a realm of new possibilities as they become closer with the passage of time... many benefits of knowing each other so well and being unmistakably attracted to each other, as well as the potential awkwardness and fallout of their choices given natural and political barriers in place.
Observe this tale of evolution of friendship directly and through flashbacks, piecing together an entire story of just what it means to grow to love your best friend... along with some other bullshit that doesn't actually happen to anyone.
Edited/Proofread by Tatsurou
Glorious base artwork is Skipsy's, and is linked to his DA. Cannot link original picture as it's NSFW.
Full reading of every chapter done by Scarlet Blade! Link here .
NOTE : This was written many many years ago as I was still growing into my writing style. Due to it's age, it should not be taken as the cream of my writing ability.
Chapters Part I. Gesture · 19th of October, 20144,297
Part II. Tension · 21st of October, 20144,157
Part III. Action · 24th of October, 20145,828
Part IV. Closer · 31st of October, 20145,151
Part V. Relief · 11th of November, 20146,163
Part VI. Game · 9th of December, 20144,405
Part VII. Order · 4th of January, 20154,786
Part VIII. Process · 16th of January, 20154,736
Part IX. Carnal · 29th of January, 20155,528
Part X. Target · 1st of March, 20154,797
Part XI. Evaluation · 15th of April, 20156,030
Part XII. Consummation · 12th of May, 20154,289
Part XIII. Aftermath · 24th of May, 20155,001
Part XIV. Focus · 29th of June, 20154,151
Part XV. Ambiguity · 6th of July, 20155,004
Part XVI. Awkward · 22nd of July, 20155,869
Part XVII. Forward · 27th of July, 20153,369
Part XVIII. Comeuppance · 17th of August, 20157,866
Part XIX. War · 5th of September, 20154,007
Part XX. Recruiting · 13th of September, 20153,922
Part XXI. Moment · 25th of September, 20154,750
Part XXII. Public · 5th of November, 20154,673
Part XXIII. Together · 23rd of November, 201510,373
Part XXIV. Retaliation · 14th of January, 20166,350
Part XXV. Future · 15th of February, 201611,163
Optional Bonus: Small Character AMA · 15th of February, 20161,772
Likes: 2541 Dislikes: 121
MLP: FiM Sex Comedy Random Main 6
Somepony is presenting Fluttershy's pert pegasus posterior to peddle pony pronography! Panic!
Fluttershy's such a sweet, innocent, naive little pony. She's probably never even looked at a stallion! ...so why is her butt plastered all over the front of the DVD case Pinkie Pie just found? Surely there's a good explanation for this, our heroes just have to figure out what it is. There's no way Fluttershy's actually a porn star. ...right?
Chapters
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MLP: FiM Sex Romance Comedy Drama Slice of Life Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia Cadance Shining Armor Sunset Shimmer
After the Friendship Games, Sunset Shimmer decided it's time to return home. It's just that she comes back a bit earlier than expected.
After the Friendship Games, Sunset feels it's time to return home.
Only when she gets there, Twilight's castle is nowhere to be found, Cadance just got her horn, and Princess Celestia is still calling the bacon-haired pony her prized student rather than a failed one. And just reliving her past isn't on the table thanks to a pair of wings Sunset seems to have sprouted upon her return to Equestria.
With Sunset being back before she's supposed to, will the world stay as harmonious and on track, or will everything go down in flames as Sunset has to deal with allegations that she's really a changeling in disguise, a nerdy stallion with blue hair that wants to be her coltfriend, a pretty pink princess in need of remedial magic lessons, and an annoying purple pre-teen pony that will absolutely not go to bed without first being read Starswirl's Complete Mystical Mysteries Compendium?
Only time will tell
Chapters Prologue: There's No Place Like Home · 29th of September, 20153,174
Chapter 1: The Past Is Today · 1st of October, 20155,878
Chapter 2: Truth and Lies · 21st of October, 20157,924
Chapter 3: Royal Conversations · 27th of October, 20159,204
Chapter 4: Enter the Nerd · 2nd of November, 20159,662
Chapter 5: The Interference of a Pretty Pink Pony Princess · 5th of November, 20157,629
Chapter 6: The Predictable Plans of Pretty Pony Princesses & Pony Politicians · 25th of November, 20159,054
Chapter 7: To Find a Pony · 30th of November, 201513,762
Chapter 8: The Sun Sets at Twilight · 9th of December, 201510,536
Chapter 9: The Trial and Tribulation of Sunset Shimmer · 10th of December, 20156,727
Chapter 10: School Daze · 13th of December, 20158,592
Chapter 11: By Daze End · 28th of December, 201514,509
Chapter 12: Wrong Romantic Revelations · 4th of January, 20169,789
Chapter 13: Troubling Realizations · 14th of January, 201610,869
Chapter 14: Pretty Pony Princesses Like Shiny Things · 19th of January, 201618,030
Chapter 15: A Day in Canterlot · 1st of March, 201627,070
Chapter 16: Operation Female Dog Removal · 28th of April, 201614,581
Chapter 17: Twilight's Time · 1st of May, 201615,399
Chapter 18: Before the Storm · 10th of June, 201616,370
Chapter 19: The Farce Awakens · 4th of July, 201610,713
Chapter 20: Aftermath · 15th of September, 201617,013
Chapter 21: Friendship is Duplicitous · 12th of February, 201727,851
Chapter 22: Monday is for Making Plans · 17th of February, 201710,806
Chapter 23: Tuesday is for Talking Sex · 21st of April, 201723,790
Chapter 24: Wednesday is for Wacky Antics · 2nd of October, 201713,080
Chapter 25: Thursday is for Total Drama · 4th of October, 201711,059
Chapter 26: Friday is for Starting Finales · 4th of November, 201726,501
Chapter 27: Friday Nights are for Ending Finales · 9th of December, 201731,650
Epilogue 1 · 9th of December, 20172,239
Epilogue 2 · 9th of December, 2017561
Epilogue 3 · 9th of December, 20172,374
Likes: 2362 Dislikes: 86
MLP: FiM Equestria Girls Sex Romance Comedy Slice of Life Human Twilight Celestia Luna Main 6 Sunset Shimmer
Why is Celestia laying on the floor in Twilight's library? Why does she seem so confused? Why does she look different? WHY IS THE PORTAL MIRROR STILL ON?
Principal Celestia has accidentally fallen through the mirror into Equestria, and it may be a bit before she can go home. Until then, she has to learn to cope with a strange world, in a strange body.
At the same time, Twilight has to figure out how she can help her new guest while keeping Equestria from freaking out over the presence of a second Celestia, and Sunset Shimmer has to figure out how she is going to make amends with those she had left behind in Equestria, while keeping an eye on her Principal.
Disclaimer: Since I wrote this description ages ago before I even knew the plot, the story is mostly pure comedy in the beginning, with eventual Sunlight and Chryslestia shipping!
Cover image by Arvaus , used with permission.
Chapters 1: The Perils of Sulking Near Portals · 12th of April, 20152,109
2: Stuck in Equestria · 13th of April, 20152,191
3: Twilight Explains It All · 22nd of April, 20152,270
4: Sunset After Dark · 28th of April, 20152,065
5: Familiar Faces · 1st of May, 20152,252
6: Like Looking in a Really Weird Mirror · 12th of May, 20151,996
7: Back to Ponyville · 22nd of June, 20152,110
8: Big Trouble in Little Canterlot · 13th of July, 20152,071
9: Ups and Downs · 15th of July, 20152,101
10: Scum and Villainy · 4th of October, 20152,088
11: Group Therapy · 21st of January, 20162,055
12: Three Mares and a Lady · 26th of January, 20161,892
13: Dresses and Saddles · 3rd of May, 20162,336
14: Date Night Pt1 · 12th of May, 20162,065
15: Date Night Pt2 · 28th of July, 20162,131
16: Date Night Pt3 - The Datening · 6th of February, 20172,520
17: Cleaning Up · 14th of March, 20172,073
18: Friends and Family · 6th of September, 20172,040
19: Fear and Loving in Las Pegasus · 30th of November, 20172,114
20: All's Fair in Love and War · 25th of January, 20181,768
21: Tall, Dark, and Horseome · 20th of August, 20182,303
22: Three’s Company · 17th of July, 20192,117
Likes: 2251 Dislikes: 87
MLP: FiM Romance Adventure Comedy Second Person Human Fluttershy Rainbow Dash Applejack Luna Anon
Luna takes an interest in Ponyville's resident human, further complicating his already tumultuous life.
[ Rated mature for excessive language and humorous sex ual dialog and situations. ]
Anon's got pony problems. Fluttershy's been stalking him, Twilight's trying to experiment on him, and he's been fighting sleep ever since he met Luna at a dinner party last week. The reclusive Princess of the Night has taken a somewhat inappropriate interest in him and has been invading his dreams!
Thanks to Luna's dreamwalking shenanigans, Anon now has to contend with doomsday meteors, horrendous creatures, and harrowing trials in addition to the growing herd of overly amorous mares plaguing him in his daily life. The line between dreams and reality begins to blur, leaving Ponyville's poor resident human desperate for a moment of peace and quiet!
This is a completed second person Anon in Equestria story originally written between December 2012 and February 2013 and converted to prose by reader request.
Chapters 1 - Don't Go to Sleep · 30th of January, 20143,768
2 - Special Delivery · 30th of January, 20145,476
3 - Office Work · 30th of January, 20143,455
4 - A Stroll Through the Swamp · 30th of January, 20144,811
5 - Night of Reckoning · 30th of January, 20147,670
6 - Autismogeddon · 1st of February, 20146,709
7 - Date Night! · 1st of February, 20147,027
8 - Into the Forest · 2nd of February, 20148,325
9 - Retro Revival · 4th of February, 20148,438
10 - Nightmare · 5th of February, 201411,102
11 - Dreams · 6th of February, 201416,980
Likes: 2242 Dislikes: 95
MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Human Celestia Luna OC Main 6 CMCs
Two zoology majors Chris and Keon got separated during a class trip into Amazonia. They soon find themselves stranded in Equestria.
Chris and Keon are two zoology majors that get separated from their class after following what Chris believed to be an undiscovered species of bird, during a trip into the Amazon rainforest.
Finding themselves stuck in a pit, they discover an ancient ruin adorned with murals and statues of what they believed to be ponies. They soon realize that the bird in question was the orchestrator of their fate, as they’re brought to what they are certain is their deaths.
Waking up, they are not only separated from each other, but in a new land entirely. Will they take this opportunity to learn about creatures only ever seen in legend, or will they be too busy being studied themselves?
Rated teen for sex ual themes, crude humor, mild drug use.
Chapters Chapter 1: A wet Entry · 7th of December, 20126,489
Chapter 2: Chased · 7th of December, 20124,947
Chapter 3: Talking Ponies? · 7th of December, 20124,409
Chapter 4: First Acquaintances · 7th of December, 20124,614
Chapter 5: Too Nice · 28th of October, 20124,657
Chapter 6: Twilight has the Answer · 4th of October, 20125,230
Chapter 7: Eon Master of Space and Time · 29th of October, 20126,044
Chapter 8: Luna's Talent · 22nd of September, 20129,380
Chapter 9: Awkward Situations · 22nd of September, 20127,309
Chapter 10: Chris & Lyra · 31st of October, 20129,767
Chapter 11: Talking with Humans · 1st of December, 201210,982
Chapter 12: Reunion Party · 21st of January, 201311,732
Chapter 13: Conflicting Interest · 7th of March, 20139,574
Chapter 14: Celestia's Proposal · 10th of May, 20139,108
Chapter 15: Royal Pain · 6th of August, 201315,414
Chapter 16: Baked Goods · 4th of November, 201314,011
Chapter 17: The Plan is Set · 23rd of December, 201310,240
Chapter 18: Pinkie's Realization · 8th of March, 201411,360
Chapter 19: Human Genome · 18th of April, 201413,245
Chapter 20: Chris and Twilight's Ethical Dilemma · 13th of August, 20149,142
Chapter 21: Long Time No See · 13th of December, 20148,298
Likes: 2234 Dislikes: 70
MLP: FiM Sex Romance Second Person OC Twilight Velvet
One hormonally imbalanced teenage colt, one smoking-hot milf. What's the worst that can happen?
Your mom is needed to help get Equestria's weather back under control after Tirek's rampage. Unwilling to leave you alone for an extended period of time, she drops you off at one of her friend's house: a lovely unicorn mare by the name of Twilight Velvet. You'll now be spending several weeks with her, and already you can see a huge problem: you are a hormonally imbalanced teenager...
...and she is hot !
Story for the Month of May MILF.
Takes place in a universe where Night Light died shortly after Twilight was born.
Chapters Settling In · 1st of May, 20163,050
Silken Temptation · 2nd of May, 20163,162
A Quiet Night In · 3rd of May, 20162,934
Growing Feelings · 5th of May, 20163,200
Creamy Dessert · 7th of May, 20163,146
The Morning After · 8th of May, 20162,460
Shopping for Clothes is a Pain in the Plot! · 10th of May, 20164,447
Heart to Heart · 11th of May, 20162,144
Creamy Dessert (Reprise) · 12th of May, 20163,578
A Steamy Experience · 13th of May, 20162,120
Dinner Date · 19th of May, 20163,313
Velvet Touch · 22nd of May, 20164,022
Epilogue · 22nd of May, 20161,644
