You are a cartoonist who brings never-before-seen art, and she's an amazing cellist who makes music. Two fields dominated by unicorns, but you two are doing just fine.
You were a cartoonist on Earth, but since everyone in Equestria is a cartoon your pictures are pretty life-like. Opening up an art gallery in Canterlot, you take the train and meet a mare who is just like you. She's a musician who plays an instrument only reserved for unicorns.
It seems that both of you don't require any magic.
No obscure fetishes, slight domination. Human on mare sex.
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This is one of the best fics I've read in a long time. The detailing was fantastic and the way you wrote Octavia was incredible. Have a thumbs up and a fave. - heartbrokenpariah
Summer vacation, everyone's favorite time of the year. A time of rest and relaxation from all the stresses of the school year. For a graduating student named Tyler, this year is extra special. He's on his way to Ottawa to celebrate both his success and the birthday of his grandmother. However, his trip takes a major detour as he vanishes from the world he knows. Thanks to a major discovery hidden deep beneath Canterlot, he resurfaces in the land of Equestria, though he is far from being "himself."
In all his existence, Discord has never faced an enemy as dangerous as this.
Discord's the only creature in Equestria who can recognize the human for what he is -- not the long-lost Seventh Element that never actually existed and couldn't have existed before the human arrived, but a meta-reality warper, an entity far more powerful than Discord with the power to warp the minds of all around him and the very rules of magic to make sure that he's always the Big Hero. And the role the human's assigned to Discord is the Villain to beat down or kill.
Pre-reform Discord's fine with being the villain. But on his own terms. Not dancing on some alien interloper's puppet strings.
Without friendship, or even allies, Discord's going to have to find a way to defeat a creature who can alter fate itself and who can even mind-control him. Or he may just end up worse than dead.
Trigger warnings: Mind control (magically induced love, magically induced friendship, magically induced stupidity, Discord being Discord), noncon/dubcon (magically induced love, other forms of highly dubious consent), rape (female on male), violence/gore (mostly against Discord), literally everything in chapters 19-21, humans not being presented as unilaterally wonderful and superior to ponies and/or draconequui.
A portal to Equestria opens on Arstotzka's border, and you now have to deal with pony immigrants along with the usual mix.
It had been nearly a year since you won that labor lottery. This job had quickly turned into the best thing that has ever happened to you and your family. From the Grestin checkpoint, you had seen it all; terrorist attacks, long-seperated lovers getting back together, people trying to smuggle drugs into the country... None of that compares to the day a portal opens to an alternate dimension just outside the walls. Which is bad, because inevitably that means more papers for you to check and double check. But still, a job's a job. Might as well keep a straight face about it... And remember: Glory to Arstotzka.
Mark Wells only bought an old mirror, so why did he now have hooves, wings and green fur? And where was he? Maybe this great and powerful princess could tell him?
Mark Wells was a klutz, but even he could not imagine stumbling into a mirror that he had just bought at an antique store and ending up in a world of colorful equines, not to mention gaining hooves and wings at the same time. And whoever heard of green fur on a horse? Perhaps the great and powerful Princess that the guard was taking him to would have some answers because he sure didn't!
An alternative version of canon events with humorous twists. Written in collaboration withAiry Words.
What happens when a middle age brony wakes up in the body of a foal? And when no one believes him?
Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize? I have, once before. This time was not all that different. Headache? Check. Dry mouth? Check. Upset stomach? Check. Hooves? Uhm, that one is new.
Hi, I'm Bruce and I'm 32. Currently, I'm in a light blue Earth Pony foal's body no one has ever seen before. The rest of Equestria thinks I'm 9 and something really traumatic happened to me. It doesn't help I swear like a sailor and I could really go for a smoke right about now. I just hope that the Everfree Forest, rampaging monstrosities, evil dark abominations against God and the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't kill me before I have just one last drag.
Oh, and ponies are hella creepy when you really think about it. Geez.
A little comedy side project. EDIT: HAHA Main project. More characters to be added if I get that far. Categories might be refined as I write. Entire thing is unplanned except vaguely. Don't Expect excessive cursing to be written out, just hinted at. Oh, and as the character is a 30-ish year old in the body of a 9 year old, sexual jokes might exists but sex itself will not occur.
Special thanks to user Momomojito for the awesome-tastic picture! First fanart, I'm so HAPPY. I've gotten more since then! I should collect it all here.Collected!
When Twilight and her friends return home from their camping trip in the Everfree, they're shocked to discover an unexpected intruder
Their camping trip to the Everfree had been through some ups and downs, but Twilight and her friends nevertheless return home having enjoyed it. However, as they enter the Friendship Palace, they're shocked to discover an intruder within. A mare with a very familiar face, who has come to them after having escaped a gruesome fate. But, if that were not surprising enough, then they're truly taken aback when this newcomer explains why she's here.
Tabitha was given a building. It belonged to her family, but they're gone and it's hers. She can handle this! What's this odd email? Where does she want to go? She wants to stay with her apartments. Take with her? Her apartments. Stupid spam.
Sunset Shimmer has finally rebuilt her life at Canterlot High. She has friends, she's in a band, people like her, everything's going great...
And then out of nowhere, she turns back into a small talking unicorn.
Now, with the help of her friends, she has to figure out why she's suddenly a pony in a human world, and whether or not she can become human again...or will have to leave her new life and go back to Equestria.
[Prototype 2]/MLP crossover. One of Alex Mercer's Evolved gets sent to Equestria, stricken with an obsession with security, can this untrusting being ever find peace if he does not allow himself to?
[Prototype2] / MLP:FIM crossover
Not all of Alex Mercer's "Evolved" were loyal psychopaths. Some were simply desperate people who Alex thought he could easilly control once he infected them with the "Mercer Virus". However Alex was never one for fool proof plans as he quickly finds out when only a handful of his Evolved army show up at that fateful final battle between him and Heller. Oskar was one of the many of dozens of Evolved that stood by and watched as Alex was consumed and now he finds himself in a strange cutesy land filled with talking ponies. Can this viral being find peace in Equestria or will his need to be secure get in the way?
Warning: No editor so a few grammar errors can be expected :S hopefully nothing jarring though
A big thank you to EvilBob for the picture and to Fluttershade5300 for doing some post release editing for me
Follow the spaceship 'New Dawn' as its crew explores a new universe.
The year is 2154, Humanity is on the cusp of interstellar travel, with the earth united under a single banner. Then an anomaly is detected, 0.75 light years from the sun a Wormhole has formed, large enough to swallow a planet and stable enough to stay open for years at a time, in a rush of scientific progress a vessel is built and crewed with the cream of humanity, the best astronauts from around the solar system. Then it sets out across the stars, a physics defying engine driving the ship towards this gateway to places and times unknown.
A universe away, a purple coated unicorn trains her telescopes to the night sky, and notices a strange object in the sky. A hole in the endless dark between stars, through which another dimension can be seen.
Earth used to have humans living on it. Now it has ponies, some of which used to be human. It will take ten thousand years for every human alive on earth to return. A lot can happen in that much time.
On May 23, 2015, the world ended. It wasn't violent, it wasn't bloody, and it wasn't even very dramatic. The entire population of the planet vanished. But they didn't stay gone; almost at once, refugees started trickling back. Unfortunately for them, they didn't come back with their humanity intact.
Demons lurk beneath the sea, while strange spirits whisper promises in dreams. Empires rise, dictators control, and ponies have nowhere to turn for help. Nowhere except themselves, and old-fashioned hard work.
This story is an anthology. Each chapter will be independent, though some chapters may reference characters or events from previous sections. This story began as a series of blog entries, so those who read those may have seen some of these before.
In general, each of these chapters was written in an hour and was not edited to my usual standard, so expect a few minor errors (sorry!). Chapters are posted in chronological order, so new chapters may appear in the middle of the story.
One final note: This story has no regular posting schedule. It will update whenever I feel like it.
Colonel Paul Werner and General Aryanne Land have a working, professional relationship, but their dynamic is put to the ultimate test with the threat of global conflict. Paul has a monumental task, and every reason to succeed.
The alliance between Equestria and Alemaneia continues to hold steadfast; Colonel Paul Werner and Generalfeldmarschall Aryanne Land's 'relationship' is at an all-time high... though that does not say much.
Things turn unprecedented, however, when Alemaneia becomes the victim. Actions against the state would never sit lightly with Aryanne, and she vows to unleash the entire military might of her nation against the offending foreign government... even at the threat of multi-state intervention in a to-be conflict. The world pleads with Equestria to rein in the fascist nation or risk a global conflict, and Paul is tasked with talking Aryanne's justified response down.
However, she'll only talk to him on one condition:
He must come to Alemaneia.
All the while, Paul must grapple with some of his biggest demons.
-Reading of 'Parallels' is not explicitly required, though highly encouraged if you want the surrounding details and lead-up. -Awesome base Aryanne art done by Antamoanimisan-m, sourced to derpibooru. (Their tumblr is NSFW)
It's date night for your parents. Which means you have a babysitter watching you tonight. Yet, this babysitter is different from the others. She's Princess Cadance, the newly crowned royalty-in-training. She loves her job. Perhaps, too much.
Note: This story contains elements of straight coltcon, kidnapping, and brainwashing. Even worse, the name Anon.
A monster pony wakes up with no memory, and is befriended by the CMC.
Who am I? Where am I? What am I? All perfectly valid questions, especially if you wake up with no memory, no voice, and being poked by a member of the CMC. Patches is a pony with a hidden past, and an ugly hide. His origins are unknown, and possibly just as scary as his looks. Three young fillies help him discover the truth behind his horrible appearance and his mysterious cutie mark.
Early Equestria, full of dangers ranging from monsters to pirates. The last thing it needs is for a crazed human wearing a suit of battle armour to appear and claim to be the 'Lord of The Sea!'
Early Equestria, full of dangers ranging from monsters to pirates. The last thing it needs is for a crazed human wearing a suit of battle armour to appear and claim to be the 'Lord of The Sea!
Follow Nigel M Chalmers as he finds himself in a place populated by colourful Equines who are at the brink of war, the lands and seas filled with pirates and other ruffians.
Aided only by his wits, his charm, his utter disrespect for the feelings of others and the potential planet ending device that is the Oppenheimer Peterson suit will he be able to forge an empire and avoid a trip to Davy Jones?
Read to find out!
Warning! There will be blood, there will be comedy and yes four antimatter reactors are unfeasable but I don't care! Nigel certainly doesn't!
Once again I may have bitten off more than I can chew but I will remain dedicated to making sure that this is updated at least once a week, my other fics shall take priority. I mainly wanted to start a fic which is a lot less serious so I hope you enjoy!
Started out as a rando, comedy clopfic, and has evolved into so much more. ;)
I've been in Equestria for a few months now. Long enough to become acclimated in this amazingly open minded and accepting land. Not long enough, though, for me to figure out much beyond how friendly everypony is. That, and how amazingly horny I’m starting to get. I need to get laid, like, now. With that thought, and one single pony in mind, I go to get a bit of advice on how best to go about it, and bite off more than I can chew. . . . When that plot fails, however, and all seems dark, and faith is broken, a shadow comes in the night, to restore hope. She comes with power, and she comes with love. What will happen next? This is not a Clopfic, anymore. This is so much more. ____________________________________________
So, what is this? I don’t even know exactly, anymore. Certainly none of what used to be written here really applies, now. This. . . . This is an ever changing, ever evolving piece of . . . something. Not sure what. It may be funny, may be raunchy, may be smutty, may be sad, may make you angry, may make you happy. In the end, it’s written for passion, and love, and that’s what it shall stand for. Hope you enjoy! Until next time, Ponies, Harmonia Resurgent! Cover art by The Internet(No idea, honestly, but whoever they are, they deserve a medal) Idea spawned through a random conversation with my partner Completed.
What is a pony? After the Changeling invasion, debates rage across Equestria over that simple question. There is a follow up that nopony thinks to ask, however: what if they weren't the only ones hiding?
What is a pony? If asked that question the average citizen of Equestria would probably respond with a confused look and a mention of the three pony tribes. A particularly astute pony might reply with four tribes, remembering to include the Thestrals. A pony of a scholarly disposition may also add a list of characteristics as well - manes, cutie marks, some form of innate magic, hooves, vegetarian diet, etc. This is the answer that would have been received for thousands of years, from before the unification of the three tribes until very recently. Until the failed Changeling invasion. With the reveal of something so foreign, yet at the same time so familiar, what it means to be a pony is no longer quite so clear and obvious. And while professors and philosophers argue, another question is forgotten in the uproar: What if the Changelings weren't the only ones who were hiding?
* Always looking for proofreaders if anyone's interested! Current Proofreader(s): Icarus_Con_Queso
