It's been several months since the human, Anonymous, has taken permanent residence in Equestria with the bestest friends he could've asked for.
But life in this world is anything BUT normal. Having to deal with dogs, dance-offs and unfamiliar lands, Anon'll have to face the biggest threat of his life:
Spike and Starlight tag along on a couples night out with their friends. It's strictly platonic though because 'dating isn't cool'. Right?
When Spike and Starlight get invited to a couple's night out with their friends, they agree just for the sake of doing something with their weekend. But they would never get caught up in the hype of romance like their friends have, though. They're way too cool for that, right?
Twilight, Starlight Glimmer, and Moondancer spend a night experimenting in the basement. This is only the beginning of their problems. What seemed like a good idea, soon causes the whole town to be utterly screwed. Literally.
Everyone needs to masturbate to blow off steam, or to be less formal, feel good about ourselves while touching ourselves. While masturbation has been a solitary act, others tend to just to barge in, like Starlight on Spike, and help a brother out.
The only issue is: Spike has deep-seated guilt about jerking off as a whole. He has trouble seeing Starlight, the love of his life as the mare she wants to be seen (and fucked) as. It will take a bit of opening up, wisdom, and masturbation to get the two through their relationship problem.
Thorax has a serious problem. No pony will snuggle enough to make new changelings with him!
As the new ruler of the changeling hive, it is the responsibility of King Thorax to ensure his subject survive into the future. Logically, to do that he has to have more subjects. Where do they come from, friendly snuggling of course!
Discord causes some pretty perverted mayhem involving two certain citizens of Ponyville.
Discord feels restless lately, and seeks out possible subjects within the fair city of Ponyville who can satisfy him. Eventually coming across Trixie and Starlight Glimmer, he decides that they'll do splendidly.
One thing ponies lack in Equestria is Taco Bells. With enough hard work from enough ponies, that can change.
Negotiations and raising capital are one way to get an official franchise. Alternately, there’s the Glen Bell method: learn how it’s done, then copy it. Get ponies into every level of production, from the tomato fields to the restaurants, find out who supplies the machines and buy their own.
Is it ethical? That’s a grey area, but it might be the only chance to save 7-Layer Burritos.
Long after MLP faded into obscurity, Ron and the other volunteers slaved away to build a game populated by the characters he loved. He never expected they might wake up. He was wrong.
Ronald Lee is the systems administrator for one of the largest fan-made online games in the world. Though nothing new has been produced for MLP for decades now, fans old and young continue to flock to the online version of Equestria they're building together.
Of course he knew that the programs they wrote would grow more intelligent over time. With cheaper hardware and better AI, this was always expected, and a user experience allowing for content similar to the show to be produced in real time for every user was always tantalizingly close.
Then Starlight Glimmer started talking to him.
This story is a prequel to Synthesis, and doesn't require knowledge of that story. You may want to check it out when you're done here, however.
This story was commissioned by Two Bit, who also helped edit because he is an absolute mad lad. Sparktail helped too.
What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
Starlight Glimmer rewrote history, erasing the Sonic Rainboom and stranding Twilight in an Equestria that suffered one disaster after another until it was barely recognizable. Twilight has to act fast if she ever wants to see her home again.
Starlight Glimmer had the perfect plan: using Star Swirl's time travel spell, erase the Sonic Rainboom and everything it did. After failing to stop her, Twilight was returned abruptly to an Equestria that bears little resemblance to her home, where the other Elements of Harmony don't even know her name.
It should've been simple then: use Star Swirl's magic to return to the past and stop Starlight from changing things. Unfortunately for Twilight, all the magic in the Cutie Map is gone. She'll have to find another way to put Equestria right, and fast. After all, the Elements didn't stop Nightmare Moon...
This story is sponsored by Two Bit as a Patreon reward. If you'd like me to write your awesome story idea, that's the place. Cover by Zutcha.
Twilight has the ability to respawn. Naturally, she must exploit the hay out of it. For science!
Twilight has discovered that Alicorns can 'respawn' when they die. Think of the possibilities! She quickly assembles a crack team of scientists* to test the frontiers of this new power.
*IE whoever was willing to respond to a letter asking for 'suggestions of practical uses for the death of an alicorn'.
An unofficial sequel to "The Many Deaths of Twilight Sparkle".
Rated T for references to death and suicide, though in context those things don't really happen. Featured on 7/6/2020! W00t! And featured again on 7/20/2020!
Starlight Glimmer asks Trixie to cover as the school's guidance counselor for the day. Unfortunately for the magician, things take a rather wild turn...
There isn't much Trixie wouldn't do for her buddy Starlight. Ordinarily, filling in as the school's guidance counselor would have been an easy affair - ordinarily. In the throes of a rather annoying heat, she forces herself to help her friend with the normally trivial request. So long as nothing odd or lustful happens, she's sure she'll be fine...
Kinks Include Chapter 1: Male on Female, Futa on Female, Threesome, Vaginal, Oral, Anal, Spit-Roasting, Double Penetration, Musk, Estrus, Knotting, Creampies, and One Heck of a Disappearing Act Chapter 2: Female on Male, Vaginal, Femdom, Creampies, Enhanced Erections
Artwork by t72b
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When ponies armed with terrifying and strange weapons take hostages in Ponyville, a counter-terrorist team from a far away world offers their services to assess and handle the situation. But they may have ulterior motives, something Celestia fears.
Equestria has seen their fair share of dangers and threats made to their land by gigantic monsters and power-crazy lunatics. From all of these threats, the Elements of Harmony have been at the ready to combat them through the unbreakable bonds of the magic of friendship.
However, a new enemy bearing incredibly lethal weapons threatens to leave the Elements helpless against unprecedented violence. When one Element and two others are taken hostage, a group of elite soldiers contact Princess Celestia to offer assistance. They're professional and more than capable, but Celestia fears they may have ulterior motives. Not to mention, there's the fact that they come from another world.
To deal with the stress of heat season, Twilight transforms herself into a stallion. She just didn't realise how turned on she'd end up being from every other mare in the vicinity after. ...Then she starts getting everypony pregnant.
To deal with the stress of heat season during an intense study period, Twilight transforms herself into a stallion. She just didn't realise how turned on she'd end up being from every other mare in the vicinity after.
Things only get worse when she starts getting other mares pregnant.
Kinks: Gender Swap Spell, Mares in Heat, Public Sex, Impregnation/Creampie.
