Rainbow Dash has seen how Applejack looks at her sometimes. One day, she eventually decides to ask her about why she does it so much. Afterall, asking for someone's orientation is a simple, straight-forward question, is it not?
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Rated 'Teen' to be safe and for topic.
Written/edited by: FireRain
FEATURED 26/11/17! Thanks so much, peeps!
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I mean, really, I'm sure the majority of us got some of the same vibes and impression during that episode featuring Countess Coloratura and Applejack. From childhood to the present, they seemed to be rather close. Looking at Applejack interact with Rara is what has always gotten me thinking about where they stand.
To me, it's like they have something a little more than friendship, and I wrote this to inquire upon those curious thoughts.
Ponyville, is a peaceful yet often random place to live in. The young play outside in the warm weather, while the adults sit around and chat about their daily routine, wondering how the day will pass on, and what to put on the table tonight for dinner. Even the animals are friendly to one another.
Yet, something feels...different about Ponyville, and the adults are not sure why. It feels the same as any other day, getting up, go to work, sleep, and repeat the process.
But for some strange reason, colts and fillies laugh, and not with each other, but with a new friend. Not only do the youngsters like this new friend, the elderly seem to take a liking to this friend as well. It bothers some, but most ignore and let it be.
But sometimes, if you are very quiet, you can hear a voice. A voice filled with sadness and anger. Often times, the voice settles down, and does not speak, but when it does, this voice repeats the same question. Again, and again and again.
When Killian falls down a hole behind his Emerald Isles home he finds himself face to face with a new world that seemingly clashes with his sense of design. How does this bartending designer cope? Alcohal and Ponies of course!
The world is stark raving mad and these color schemes are going to make me rip out my own eyeballs.
Oh, Excuse me. My name is Killian Cormac. I'm a bartender, designer, and beard enthusiast. Well I was until a hole in some god damned tree poured my sorry Irish ass into this world of vomit inducing colors and inhabitants so damned frustrating I might just yank my beard right out.
Well since I'm stuck here might as well see what kind of hell I can raise.
UPDATE/EDIT: I don't want people to look at this story and expect a one shot clopfic read. I fully intend to make this a story of progression, love, and finding oneself just with a lot more humor than other stories like it. I hope my readers will enjoy a drawn out romance story with a true sense of discovery and though I do promise raunchy situations I don't want people to have the wrong idea.
NON SEXY SPOILER: First story in a long time, written by myself (Naturally) using events from my own life and the progression from being a scraggly nerd to a bearded outdoorsman dynamo with an unhealthy obsession for Celestias Sweet Musk and pastel colored ponies.
SEXY SPOILER: Features hot hairy irishman on pony action containing, but not limited to: Cunnilingus, Spanking, Drunken Makeouts, Flank Groping, Melodrama, Slow Sensual Lovemaking, and the misinterpretation of the word "Horse"
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Mistaking Rat poison for a can of sugar in the morning does seem to be the recipe in proving the multiverse theory, magic and the existence of wanna be Care Bear copy cats in horse form. Also I am now one of them too. Octavia where is my coffee?
This is a spin off story from "A Zebrica for a Human"
Who knew that the existence of the multiverse can be proven by mistaking a Can of Rat Poison for a Can of sugar? I know right and apparently the afterlife is also filled with a copy cat version of the Care Bears in horse forms.
Either way here I am, being one of them, and somehow living a much more luxurious life compared to my previous one, thanks to some racist issues my new "DAD" has to deal with regarding his family and some Nobles. Not just that, but apparently these two dickheads (which I am as well) have a daughter the same age as me too, who is "Not" a dickhead.
So does this mean that we now considered siblings or just roommates?
Anyway, having to go through puberty a second time should be...interesting regarding the fact that I am now a colorful cartoon pony with woodoo hoodoo powers. Darn, this is going to get awkward multiple times I am sure of it.
Octavia, can you please get me some Coffee because I am going to be needed lots of it. What...? Yes of course I am old enough to have coffee, don't listen to what your parents are telling you...and no you can not borrow my tablet to listen to some of my Retro stuff either. I was going to do that first.
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Anon, after a series of poor life choices, decides to visit Ponyville General to get herself checked out. Confusing revelations and lewd shenanigans ensue...
Anon, after being turned into a pint-sized pony and binging on her hedonistic tendencies, decides to go to a doctor (or would it be veterinarian?) for a checkup. She learns a few interesting facts about herself, had a bit of a tantrum, is thrown out, then runs into Lyra. Things get weird, which is saying something, and then go completely off the rails. Will our awkward little horse intrepid hero ever get a moment's rest?!? Tune in and find out!!!
Kinks Include: Female on Female, Some Oral, Sex Toys (Don't Ask), Sensual Sorcery, Screwing One's Self Over (Again, Don't Ask), Cataclysmic Climaxes, Unexpected Interruptions, and a Myriad of Misadventures!!!
Faust has grown bored of watching her little ponies mill around Equestria, so she decides to bring in some... otherworldly help.
Queen Faust, Creator of the planet Anima and every creature that walks under the blue sky, Immortal and Everlasting. She is bored.
She is bored watching her creations meander around the peaceful skies of Equestria. Oh, sure, there was the occasional creature and monster that her daughters and their student and her five friends would have to deal with. Usually the student and her five friends saving her daughters. But this wasn't enough to keep Faust not bored.
So, for some entertainment, she decides to bring in some otherworldly help...
In the form of an amnesiac Human...
That looks like her...
And has her powers...
This can only go so well.
This idea came from the user "Randomrusina". So thank him for the idea.
Spike, in a desperate bid to swoon over his crush, Ms. Rarity, decides to get small. Things don't go according to plan...
Having learned of a potion to alter his size, Spike concocts a scheme. If he can get small enough, and find a place to hide, he'll be able to get all sorts of compromising looks at his sweetheart, Rarity. Shrinking himself down, he finds the perfect spot in her classroom to gaze upon her heavenly body. Unfortunately, things take a turn, and Spike finds himself in a rather compromised position.
Twilight and Pinkie Pie share a little more than cake...
Pinkie Pie thought she was just going to let Twilight Sparkle try a new confection she cooked up; little did she know, the Princess would be sampling far more than just her pastry...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Oral, Face Fucking, Face Sitting, A Fat Ass, and Eating Cake ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Artwork by Dank Flank (Twitter @Dankflank1)
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Celestia and Luna both suffer in silence, painfully distant from their mortal citizens and wanting nothing more then to 'connect' with a fellow pony. Both immortal alicorns attempt to relieve their pent up needs, to potentially disasterous results.
Celestia holds a secret agreement with a very discrete brothel in Canterlot, allowing her to relieve herself in secret and avoid the bothersome complications of taking a lover. Luna seems unable to acquire a lover in part due to her naivate concerning the modern times she finds herself, as a result she is forced to seek out the pleasure of an escort at a certain very discrete brothel in Canterlot.
A commission for shade70 Kink Warnings Incest, futa, glory hole, public use, slight bulge. Yay top of featured! (I hope you enjoy this reverse birthday present from me to you! The source leads to the left half of the pic and is sfw. The right is by kyokimute so if you want to find that, you know how it works :P)
Stallions and mares everywhere are going bananas over the new vegitarian sausages Twilight made but none moreso than Rumble!
Rumble is a sucker for thick, juicy, succulent M.E.A.T. (Magically Enhanced Apple Tubes) and can't get enough of 'em! While at a cookout for the Wonderbolts with his brother, Rumble gets the surprise of his lifetime; something special that the Princess of Friendship made just for him. Could this be when the eager colt learns his eyes are bigger than his mouth/throat/stomach?!?
I hope y'all enjoy this wholesome bit of family friendly fiction! If, for whatever reason, your mind creeps into the gutter, well, shame on you!
Every mare, even Rainbow Dash, has needs. Even if they’re the uncool, I-need-a-hug type needs.
All mares have needs. Even if they’re totally uncool and undeniably lame. Rainbow Dash is the one exception to the rule. After a month away from her marefriend, she wasn’t even the tiniest bit lonely. And she definitely didn’t need - or want - a hug. Hugs were lame, and she was Rainbow Danger Dash. Hugging would only slow her down.
Twilight attempts an all new type of mental stimulation...
Having read about some alternative ways to pleasure herself, Twilight asks Spike for a helping hand. After a bit of convincing, the plucky dragon reluctantly agrees to the exceedingly odd plan. After all, how many creatures can say they...
FOR YOUR OWN GOD, PLEASE, READ THE TAG BELOW THE ONLY KINK: Ear fucking and direct sexual stimulation of the cerebrum
Artwork by Sugarlesspaints
Author's Note: I've been sitting on this for a while and couldn't figure a good time to publish it.
Forgive me horse jezus, for I have sinned... But seriously, I hope y'all get a few chuckles out of it
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While tending to the VIP meet-and-greet at one of Octavia's shows, Sign discovers something rather interesting about the musician...
Sign thought she'd been lucky enough to score some work at one of Octavia's performances, but her day had just kept getting better and better! She'd been asked to tend to a selective VIP event, after initially doing some advertising out front, once the show was concluded. Tending to the clamoring fans, trying to make herself useful, she finds out that the musical idol has a different instrument at her disposal...
Kinks Include: Female on Futa, Futa on Female, Oral, Deepthroat, Literally Choking on Dick, Stealth Sex, Spontaneous Ejaculations, Shower Sex, Vaginal, and a Sloppy Creampie
Artwork by ZippySqrl He's a great artist and a cheeky cunt, go follow his art on Twitter @ZippySqrl
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It's just another usual first shift for Anon, down at Sugarcube Corner, or is it...
Anon can't really complain much about his job - sure, he has to get up before the sun rises, but he's got the best coworker ever. Mrs. Cake is kind, doting, and damn easy on the eyes. It's not like he'd ever have a chance with her, considering she's got a loving husband and a family, yet he can't keep himself from having the occasional lustful thought. His only hope is that his interest won't get him in any trouble...
Kinks Include: Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Interspecies, Kinky Sex, Stealth Sex, Swingers, a Succulent MILF, Squirting, and a Rich Custard Filling
Artwork by Nailsrabbit (Full Image in the Art Pack) This is the second promo piece for the Got MILF art pack. It has pieces by @Sanyo_2100, @Forsaken3d, @Hoovesart, @nailstrabbit, @something_maybe, @Hyperstorm_h, @Trash_anon_Art, @BeardieArts, @DarkSkye_SFM, @FourEyes_T, @Hizuldur, @Lefthighkick_KO, @LuNArSFM57, @sugarlesspaints, and MUS CHECK THEIR TWITTERS FOR A LINK TO THE PACK!!!
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A bit of sad Catharsis, written when I was very depressed. A man is at the end of his time on earth, and with nothing left to live for, he decides to take his life. A passing vision of a pony helps him to find something worth living for.
Twilight seeks revenge on her tormentor, but it doesn't come free...
Regularly bullied by Sunset Shimmer, Twilight is at her wit's end. It's bad enough that she doesn't have any friends, gets picked on for being a nerd, and has to help her brother with his homework, but having to deal with someone who delights in making her life miserable is the final straw. Without the muscle or backup needed to take on the hooligan, she resorts to a rather unorthadox form of payback - with the help of an eldritch tome, of course...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Tentacles, Anal, LOTS of Stealthy Groping and Sexual Torment, Rimming, Anal, Dirty Talk, Masturbation, Squirting, a Massive Money Shot, and Anal NOTE!!! All characters are of legal age!!! They're seniors, y'all!
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In an attempt to raise bits for charity, Princess Twilight begins to offer cuddles to ponies for ten bits each. However, the first pony to request cuddles was unexpected.
We need a cuddle tag! We can't tag this story with really anything, help!
