In one last ditch effort to take over Equestria, Queen Chrysalis makes copies of herself using the Mirror Pool. Unfortunately, even copies of the Queen don't like being bossed around.
In one last ditch effort to take over Equestria, Queen Chrysalis does the unthinkable and makes copies of herself using the Mirror Pool.
Unfortunately for her, even brand new copies of the Queen don't like being bossed around.
When the Bearers locate a hidden village whose occupants believe in having their bodies covered at all times, Rarity initially thinks she's found her people. Initially.
The Bearers have encountered more than a few mysterious hidden villages, and that just never works out. But when they come across one whose residents believe that ponies must have their bodies covered at all times, Rarity starts to wonder if she's finally found her ideal audience.
For the answer, please see 'just never works out.'
Random male appears in a land far outside the equestrian borders. How will he survive and what will he do? Chaos and fun awaits.
Taking a walk through the park might not be the best of ideas after staying awake 24 hours without any kind of caffeine, but never in a millennium would I have imagined waking up in the desert of some foreign planet.
Well, let us make the best of it by conquering the world!
Following her tragic death by yet another villain of the week, Twilight Sparkle finds herself facing something all alicorns eventually uncover. The continue screen.
Following her tragic death by yet another villain of the week, Twilight Sparkle finds herself facing something all alicorns eventually uncover.
Commander Shepard crash lands The Normandy on a strange planet filled with weird, talking horses. Of course, he's renegade as shrek, so he could care less.
Disclaimer: If you don't like bad jokes you're gonna hate this.
Commander Bob Shepard is your average zombie space marine, he likes long walks on the beach, crushing the enemy, and destroying things for no reason, but what happens when he goes too far?
It'll be obvious by the end of paragraph two, but I was high when I played Mass Effect.
Anon couldn't be happier; not only has he continued to enjoy his time with Princess Celestia, but the titanic alicorn actually asked him out on a date! Flustered, trying not to get too anxious about the event, he does his best to get ready for the occasion. Thankfully, as he quickly discovers, she's got their entire evening planned out...
Kinks Include: An Amazoness Sized Alicorn, Male on Futa, Futa on Male, Oral, Anal, Cock Worship, Musk Stealth Sex, Size Difference, Absurdly Large Insertions, Crossdressing, Slight Emasculation, Cumflation (Cum Inflation), an Absurd Foal-Batter Injection...
Artwork by Sanyo2100 (full pic on Derpi)
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Bonbon is a cuddler, no matter what she says. Her human friend sets out to show her.
There's a little known fact about Bonbon, aka Sweetie Drops. Though she's known as a tough as nails, hard-boiled mare that has stared down monsters, she's also a notorious cuddle bug. Unfortunately, Bonbon, as with most other ponies, is ignorant to this fact. Luckily for her, Adonis is more than happy to bring this closely guarded secret to light.
Rarity has been curious about humans even before they began migrating to Equestria. They seemed like such a fascinating and odd race, one that begs for exploration and study. With the help of a dear friend, she's able to explore one specimen all she wants.
Based on the Tumblr blogs, youtube videos and all else relating to Dan Vs. and My Little Pony. The continuing adventures of Dan, Fluffle Puff and all their friends updated every Saturday.
Based on the blogs, youtube videos and all else relating to these wonderful characters. The continuing adventures of Dan, Chrys, Twilight and all their friends in Equestria updated weekly on Saturdays. Directed by Michael Hay. Current Episode: Episode 22: The Kingdom is Broke! Dan Vs. The National Debt: When Equestria winds up flat broke, Dan takes charge to solve the kingdom's financial troubles. He assures his friends he's only going to use the most honest of practices and the most ethical of economic plans to help the nation recover. Naturally, no one believes him.
Dan has lived most of his life with a low budget, and now he's teaching ponies to do the same. Whether it's revenge schemes or get rich quick schemes, he seems to have all the answers... even if he has to steal them from somepony else.
As the newest Princess in Equestria, Twilight Sparkle discovers that there are new experiences to be had. As she learns about her new body, she discovers a certain element shared by pegasus ponies. Wings.
With the help of Princess Luna, she embarks on a noble quest to discover what a wingboner truly is, and just what kind of information it relays to other ponies.
This story is a cute, silly TwiLuna one shot. Set just after Twilight's ascension at the end of season 3. Be prepared for wingboners, silliness and plenty of Tuna.
Special thanks to super3rainbow1 for all his help in the creation of this silly fic. Artwork by Amarynceus, creator of many amazing Tuna artworks.
Gilda's eating lunch at flight camp and Dash gets a little curious...
Name's Gilda. Ya know, me n Dash did some crazy stuff together at flight camp. But this one time, I wasn't so hot on Dash's little craving at lunch. Hey! Don't gimme that look! I didn't MAKE her do it!
Short one-shot. Another something I had stuck in my head.
What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
Death has come for Anon. Unfortunately, she has her work cut out for her.
Anon's dead, apparently, and Death has come to claim his soul. There's just one problem: he doesn't want to go. And there's nothing Death can do to make him.
It is not every day that you learn that a monster of legend is real, let alone friends with Rarity. If she had heard of the old stories, perhaps she would be more cautious. Or more daring. (RGRE) {Has first and second person versions}
It is not every day that you learn that a monster of legend is real, let alone friends with Rarity. If she had heard of the old stories, perhaps she would be more cautious. Or more daring.
(RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
Anon is drafted to babysit Pinkie Pie. Things don't end well...
Unwittingly having volunteered to look after a sugar-crazed pink filly, Anon's not sure what to do. It's not like Pinkie Pie is a bad filly or anything, but she sure as shit seems to have as much energy as an overclocked Stellarator (google it). Regardless, he's got to keep an eye on her for the afternoon, lest he disappoint her scorching hot mom.
Can Anon keep Pinkie from going bananas?!? Will the pink ball of seemingly endless energy break his sanity?!?
Tune in to find out!!!
Kinks Include: Foalcon, Female on Male, Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, All Manner of Inappropriate Innuendo, and Questionable Choices
Extra Lewd Kinks Include:Pinkie's Insatiable Lust for Cream Pies...
Artwork by Aer0 Zer0
Author's Note: This was a joint project with Hidden Secret. Go check his stuff out!
While strolling around town, Twilight Sparkle accidentally knocks out Derpy's contact lenses, revealing perfectly normal eyes hidden underneath. So what else could Derpy be faking?
While strolling around town, Twilight Sparkle accidentally knocks out Derpy's contact lenses, revealing perfectly normal eyes hidden underneath.
As the only human in Equestria, Anon has been given the position of an ambassador. Because of it, he was granted an immunity by the Princesses. Literally.
An ancient law of Canterlot states that each species present within the city must have an adequate diplomatic representation. There are no exemptions from it, even as far as interdimensionals aliens are concerned. As such, Anonymous the Human must pick up the mantle of an ambassador for humanity, even if he is the sole specimen. Even if he doesn't want to.
But it's not all bad news for him. After all, with such a responsibility also come some privileges. Personal guard detail, generous private mansion, all expenses covered by the crown. And of course, diplomatic immunity. Only that, thanks to the pony magic, the word immunity is taken much more seriously in Equestria.
