MLP: FiMSexFetishComedyRandomHumanTwilightAnon
When Twilight comes to pay Anon one of her regular visits Anon asks a question that turns the usually calm and pleasant visits awkward and embarrassing. The question being about Horn Licking,
This has suggestive content/humor and may not be suitable for all humans and/ or ponies. please read responsibly.
Twilight is still settling in after her coronation as sole Princess of Harmony, but the junior Anarch of Chaos is even more clueless than she is as they each try rising to the responsibilities of their personal predecessors.
Screwball is hooves down the hardest horsey harlequin I've put pen to paper and picked to portray. Hopefully her dithering dialogue sounds suitably strange while still somewhat sensible, since her speech sits saddled with an awkwardly articulated alliteration affinity and a readiness for randomly recursive restless rambling.
This is an entry in the Snippet Series, an anthology of old oneshots I (and my good buddy Str8aura) wrote based around interesting pics I found. New ones will be posted every Thursday for the foreseeable future.
Equestria GirlsSexFetishProfanityPornHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightShining ArmorSunset Shimmer
Sunset Shimmer was never the nicest girl in school. She'd bully her fellow students, was rude to teachers, and strutted around like she owned the place - still, among all her classmates, there was one who got the abuse far worse than the rest. Twilight Sparkle, resident nerd and shut-in, is the subject of most of the bully's torment - still, despite being harassed, she's not beyond doing a bit of scheming.
NOTE! All characters portrayed are at or over the age of eighteen.
Kinks Include
Pecking Order: Futa on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Rough Rutting, Shameful Squirting, a Degrading Money-Shot
A Challenger Approaches : Bestiality, Male on Futa, Anal, Very Rough Sex, Musk, Cock Worship, Hands-Free Ejaculation
Boys Will Be Boys: Futa on Male, A Random Abyssinian Cat-Boy (Don't Ask Questions), Emasculation, Oral, Anal, Cock Worship, Ball Worship, Crossdressing, Spontaneous Ejaculations, Musk, Size Difference, Threesomes, Several Creampies
Artwork by Reiduran
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MLP: FiMMLP: MovieComedyRandomCrossoverAlt. UniverseMain 6Tempest Shadow
Everyone knows the ponies of Equestria are awesome. But what if, when crisis befalls them, they decide to handle things with a little more common sense?
(A How It Should Have Ended Parody)
NOTE: It is highly recommended that you first watch "My Little Pony: The Movie" before reading this fanfic, just to let you know exactly what's going on.
But who am I kidding? If you're here, you've probably already seen it. Even people who hated it have seen it. I'm...actually not sure why I put this note here. I apologize for wasting a few precious moments of your lives by having you read this pointless Author's Note. Here, have a Kirin to make up for it.
FEATURED 02/03/2019 - 02/08/2019
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeTwilightCelestiaLunaBat PonyRoyal Guard
Laser Pointers are banned in Equestria, and if one is found its owner will not be getting a trial, parole, or a phone call. Why, well they kind of mind control bat ponies into acting like lemmings if it means catching that weird red dot.
WARNING!!! MLP MOVIE SPIOLERS!!!
MLP: FiMSexFetishComedyRandomPornSecond PersonHumanLunaOtherAnon
Luna never would have suspected that an Alicorn's vagina could grow shut if it wasn't used at least once every thousand years or so. But now that it's somehow happened to her, she needs to find a way to make her nether bits "holey" again. She might even need someone to lend a hoof... or more accurately, a hand!
WARNING!: Contains dildos, fingering, fisting, pain, gross sexual humor, non-sexy sexual activity, and for the second part only, the name anon.
Written, with love, for NeighratorPony. I warned you I'd do this.
MLP: FiMRomanceRandomTwilightRainbow Dash
Rainbow catches the feather flu, and tries to cover it up. She runs into a certain alicorn on her way down to the ground.
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This story is for The Abyss’s contest
MLP: FiMProfanityComedyRandomHumanCelestiaLuna
This is for any other poor sap that finds themselves stranded in the kingdom of Equestria with no way to get back to Earth. A guide on the dos and don'ts of living in Equestrian society. Follow our advise carefully, and you may just survive.
Or don't! Whatever works for you.
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The chapters of this story are not in any particular order. Each new chapter is whatever subject I felt like writing about at the time, so there probably won't be consistent flow between them.
Featured on March 4th, 2020. Two features at the same time! WOOH!
MLP: FiMComedyRandomHumanAlt. UniverseSpikeCelestiaLunaMain 6
"Humans.... Quite possibly the most infuriating mythical creatures in existence. If you ever have the 'luck' to meet a Human in your travels across Equestria, then you must be careful. Humans are extremely powerful creatures, some would say more so than Celestia or Luna, they are also more unpredictable than Discord. They can help you in a tight spot if you're lucky, or play nasty tricks on you if you don't hold the Human's favor. In my time I've seen a Human give a filly pounds upon pounds of gold, and the same one turn greedy ponies into gold. The only one I ever have seen 'face-to-face' was in my earlier years, he helped me repair my wagon when it broke down in Everfree Forest, by fix I mean a whole new one appeared not ten feet away, and the only thing the Human asked for in return was a spindle.... But be warned, never anger a Human, a trick or two in fair game is fine, but if you ever manage to truly anger a Human...... you'll be part of the small number ever to meet non-existence." - Star-Swirl the Bearded.
A silly nonsensical story, not to be taken seriously. Some chapters are not connected to others.
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityRomanceComedyPornTwilightAnonAutumn Blaze
As the official attendant of Twilight's Friendship Castle, Anon has a pretty sweet gig. Heck, he's even been adjusting to life in magical horse land pretty well, if he had to say so! On just another seemingly random day, the Princess shows up with an exceedingly curious, and somewhat cute, guest. Let's hope she doesn't have any ulterior motives for having the newly re-discovered kirin meet the man...
Kinks Include: Male on Female, Musk, Pheromones, Soft Fur, Interspecies Copulation, Oral, Vaginal, Impregnation
Extra Kinks Include: Masturbation due to scientific exploration, Immolative Intercourse and breeding...
Artwork by Aer0 Zer0
MLP: FiMRandomHumanCelestiaOCRaven Inkwell
Princess Celestia attempts to hunt the most dangerous game: man. Her assistant wants more than anything for her to get back to work.
Artist is lovelyneckbeard
MLP: FiMAdventureComedyRandomHumanTrixieLyraOCMain 6Chrysalis
This is pretty much a self-insert, mostly done for comedic purposes.
After a mishap with an invention of mine, a friend and I find ourselves in the magical land of Equestria. How will the peaceful land of Equestria handle the influx of two humans? Will Jay and I ever find a way back home? Will anyone give this story a fair shot? Read and find out.
Things that actually involve MLP:FiM begin in the second chapter.
MLP: FiMProfanityComedyRandomBig MacOCIron WillThunderlane
After being surrounded by mares for way too long, Jason decides it's about time he made some stallion friends.
Going to a stallion bar might have been a bad way of going about it. Or not.
A concept I really wanted to explore but couldn't think of a way to include in the main story of Staying Put. Completely standalone (and without sex!) so feel free to enjoy it even if you wouldn't touch the original story with a ten foot pole. Rated M only for swearing in the chapter title.
MLP: FiMComedyRandomTwilightCelestia
Featured on 17th of July 2015, Friday. To everyone who has viewed this story and those yet to view it, thank you all from the bottom of my heart. Coca Cola and cookies for everyone!
Shortly after Twilight Sparkle became a princess, Celestia approached her former-unicorn student to explain the situation to her.
Here's how it went down.
Based on a funny Harry Potter parody.
MLP: FiMComedyRandomHumanCelestiaLunaZecoraLyraMain 6
Author Note: This is something new I wanted to try. Contains 10% human, 90% ponies, and 100% fun-filled, cuddlelicious goodness. Not suitable for those allergic to cuddles. Please consult your physician before reading.
A young university student suddenly finds himself thrown from his homework studies into a land filled with more colour than Gears Of War, talking ponies with ridiculously huge eyes, and topped with so many cuddles that it makes Care Bears look like Michael Myers.
And for some reason, all of them come to the conclusion that he must be smothered in cookies and cream-delicious cuddles.
For some, it's heaven; for Jamie, it's his own little plane of hell that makes even Satan feel torment.
Inspired by Forced Pony Cuddles
Yay! Thank you guys so much for getting this fic in the featured box! You all deserve huge amounts of cuddles. And you're gonna enjoy it!
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeDJ P0N-3
Or a vampire, for that matter!
MLP: FiMViolenceProfanityComedyRandomSlice of LifeHumanTwilightCelestiaMain 6CMCsSelf Insert
You know, I'm more than positive I've already written this before, but I can't for the life of me find that original transcript of what I had been writing. Probably got stolen or something. Shame. Then again, I might have just burnt it to kink shame Twilight and her book fetish.
Knowing me, that's probably exactly what I did.
Love you Sparky, don't try to geld me in my sleep please and thank you.
(It's literally your average HiE fic, except the guy is British, swears like there's no tomorrow and will most definitely be the grandest sarcastic arsehole that ever graced the land at the best of times. )
AN
Buckle up kiddos, we're doing the fucking time warp. Re-rewrite of the original with new and old shit happening. Variety is the spice of life, after all.
In case anyone remembers this story and thinks that I went through the trash to steal this story from the original author?
I am the original author. Give me your credit card details.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceRandomHumanRainbow Dash
Rainbow Dash is bored. Luckily for you, she finds something to keep herself occupied with.
Warning: Contains clop. Shameless, pointless clop.
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Image courtesy of deviantart. My Little Pony world setting and characters property of Hasbro.
MLP: FiMSexProfanityRomanceRandomPornAnthroHumanChrysalisAnon
Be damned if you know how you got here, or where here even is, but that doesn't change the fact that you're now working for the biggest, baddest bug you've ever seen. Towering over you, easily the most imposing woman you've ever met, she gives you two options - unquestioningly serve her or perish.
Kinks Include: Female on Male, Male on Female, Interspecies, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Domination, Submission, Size Difference, Scared Erections, and Creampies
SUPER SECRET KINKS INCLUDE: A Tsundere Bug Waifu
Artwork by KevinSano
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MLP: FiMAdventureComedyRandomSecond PersonCrossoverHumanTwilightCelestiaAnon
After being inexplicably portaled into Equestria, Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle try to figure out what the hell to do with you. Apparently, they knew this was bound to happen.
Eventually.
