Just as another Christmas comes to pass, you're left with something which will live with you forever.
It's the holiday season, one just like any other, or so you think. As you wind down on Christmas Eve, you reminisce on years gone by. Everyone has something they've always wanted, but could never get. This, my friends, is one such story.
I wanted to write this as a thank you to all of my wonderful followers and the community at large. Have a happy and safe holiday season. Please feel free to choose whichever chapter you find fitting. I wrote this story for everyone, and I dearly hope you enjoy it.
In the blink of an eye, the whole world collapsed in on me. Well, it didn't necessarily collapse. It's different though. Very different. Frighteningly different. I knew that God had a plan for me, I just didn't think it would involve being a pony.
It's your first Christmas eve you'll be celebrating in Ponyville and you find yourself at Pinkie Pie's annual "Hearth's Warming Eve" party. You find yourself alone with Rainbow Dash and you challenge her to a drinking contest.
It's been a few months since you first arrived in Equestria and the holiday season has approached.
You find yourself at Pinkie Pie's annual "Hearth's Warming Eve" party. Later in the night, you're alone with the one and only Rainbow Dash and you challenge her to a friendly game of shots. She was never the kind to back down from a challenge, so she boldly accepts. What can go wrong with just a friendly game?
Two Canterlot neighbors have a frank discussion about this special holiday where un-reformed changelings are welcomed to abandon their disguises and roam the town as fellow citizens. They have both been profoundly affected by the wedding invasion.
Two Canterlot neighbors have a frank discussion about this special holiday where un-reformed changelings are welcomed to abandon their disguises and roam the town as fellow citizens. They find that they have both been profoundly affected by the royal wedding invasion.
What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
Harry Potter never wanted a pony, let alone dozens of them. Sometimes, life gives us what we need instead of what we want.
Harry Potter was no stranger to problems, although his always seemed to be far larger than other young wizards his age. After all, Voldemort had tried to kill him as a baby, and twice during his first two years at Hogwarts. Hopefully, his third year in school would be easier, although he first needed to survive his summer with his aunt and uncle.
Between a hectic schedule of daytime chores and nights spent trying frantically to keep up on an ever-increasing pile of holiday work, he was working himself into a frazzle, and that was before finding out that his Aunt Marge was coming to visit. To top it off, an accident has just left him with a tiny purple problem he had never expected: a toy-sized unicorn named Twilight Sparkle.
His problems have just begun. And they will continue to multiply.
Windell had faced insanity before, and won. But at a price. Thinking himself once more in a delusion, Windell tries to survive as the line between what is and isn't real is blurred. And why does it feel as if he is being watched?
Your Universe is large, too large for words. And you may believe that it is stable, moving across time and space unmolested. But all universes are simply balls in a giant game of billiards, forever intertwining in the Void, across Infinity. This is known as the Multiverse, or Yggdrasil, the Tree of Existence. Its gardener is the Entity, a being that thinks its task is to make sure the branches and roots of Yggdrasil do not intermingle. But every now and then, the curious consciousness finds an oddity. This oddity is a lost soul who seeks nothing more than to distance himself, firmly believing in his own insanity. But somehow, his actions affect the lives of many, and even Equestria itself. This is the story of Windell's journey and the adventures taken by those that have noticed the incursions.
Editors/Pre-readers: Izanagi & AlicornPriest
Credit to TheManFromMars for the Arc 1 Cover! Credit to 2135D for the Arc 2 Cover!
Anon could have chosen to live anywhere...ANYWHERE! But no. Anon decided to live with Twilight Frickin' Sparkle. This is a collection of short, dumb, silly stories about everything that could and would go wrong if Anon and Twilight lived together.
Who would have guessed that living with one of the smartest and most well-known ponies in Ponyville would be such a living hell? Whether it's you doing something stupid or Twilight doing something stupid, things just never seem to turn out ok. It might be kinda funny...you know, if it wasn't happening to you.
Magic spells gone wrong, weird obsessions, complete obliviousness, and more horrors abound as Anon makes the grave mistake of calling Twilight Sparkle a roommate.
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This is a series of short little oneshits, not chronologically related to each other, all about the many MANY things that would make living with Twilight Sparkle a complete nightmare.
WARNING: These stories may contain vomit, gore, death, weird fetishes, pop culture references, and more horrible things. Oh, and Anon, of course.
Queen Chrysalis has given Princess Celestia and Princess Luna an unwelcome gift for Hearth’s Warming. Thankfully, they can regift it to somepony. Who can regift it to somepony. Who can…
Changeling in a Santa Hat by Pein078 at Derpibooru
After spending Hearth's Warming alone, Delta's daughter Apogee drops by her mother's junkyard to celebrate the Winter Solstice and the end of the year. Eventually Jet drops by to pick her up, and the three spend New Year's Eve together!
Delta had a particularly rough winter holiday.
Not that they weren't always rough, what with all the emphasis on family, happy-times, and love... while she spent most of her holidays bar-diving and drowning her loneliness in booze... but this year was especially bad.
Things had seemed to be getting better for her - she was connecting more with her daughter, was starting to cut back on her drinking (admittedly, only a little... but still!)... and then the dreaded day had arrived and left her feeling alone, unloved, depressed... devastated.
Dragging herself out of bed on New Year's Eve a few days later, she prepared for more of the same...
But perhaps a certain yellow filly can turn things around for Delta, and help her to start the New Year on a high note?
Yup!
CONTAINS NO CLOP - Only innuendo, coarse language, and implied sexual themes.
Rainbow Dash comes face to face with Death himself! And he's... surprisingly cordial, actually. But when Rainbow ends up in his debt, there's only one way to get back to the life she knew: take up the role of the Grim Reaper herself.
Hallo! Sorry I'm late. But then, it seems... so are you, Rainbow Dash.
And so the late Rainbow Dash comes face to face with Death himself! And he's... surprisingly cordial, actually.
But when Rainbow ends up in his debt, there's only one way to get back to the life she knew: take up the role of the Grim Reaper herself while Death takes a little holiday. Will Dashie be able to stay quick among the dead? Will she be the most awesome reaper ever... or will Death have to cut his vacation - and Rainbow's life - tragically short?
Its that time of year, and Pinkie has embraced the Earth holiday, much to the annoyance of Louis
Every show has a Christmas special, and Room for Rent is no exception!
Pinkie Pie has fully embraced the Earth Holiday, much to the annoyance of her roommate, Louis. Why does he hate Christmas so much, and how can Pinkie pull off one of those miracles she keeps hearing about to change his heart?
Yet another overly long chapter that I decided merited it's own side story. Previously part of the main story.
Sandbar decides to spend the holiday season with his girlfriend Yona in Yakyakistan for Snilldar Fest. However, it takes the stallion a little longer than expected to realize what she meant when she said she wanted to smash together as a couple...
Even though the idea of leaving his family for Hearth's Warming was rather daunting, young Sandbar was equally excited to spend the holidays in Yakyakistan with his new girlfriend Yona. She seemed rather keen on letting the pony experience Snilldar Fest for the first time, as well as sharing a special Smashing as a couple. However, due to the fact that 'Smash' translates to many different terms in Yakyakistan, Sandbar wasn't completely aware of what she meant until they're finally alone...
This story was the winner of November's Patreon Commission Story Poll, and was an entry submitted by Winter Quill. This story contains M/F clop, and both characters are over the age of consent.
In Vinyl's eyes, it isn't Hearth's Warming Eve without a little unruly upset and a huge argument, and she really wants to experience hatefucking. Time to piss off Octavia.
In Vinyl's eyes, it isn't Hearth's Warming Eve without a little unruly upset and a huge argument, and she really wants to experience hatefucking.
Time to piss off Octavia, it seems.
Merry Christmas! I really wanted to capture the holiday spirit with this one, let me know how I did.
A human with powers, which he does not know how to fully control, ends up in equestria with his little sister after their home was destroyed.
Daniel was you're average person, 19 years old and not long to finishing college. On his last day everything he knew went wrong when he met a strange Unicorn. After his encounter he died but he was reborn later and merged with something nicknamed 'The Heart'. While this gives him quite a range of powers, he also finds out his mental state is unchanged and he can't fully control them.
With his lack of training with his powers it makes him determined to train and learn to control them so he can avoid hurting himself, and others. As he does this he also does all he can do to keeps himself from using his powers a lot in public, fearing it will hurt his sister Annabelle or it will lead to them them being discovered.
Not long after a event that leaves them without their parents, they enter Equestria and just wish to live peacefully without any of the ponies knowing what they are and what Daniel is capable of, but I seems that fate has other plans for him.
Note: I don't have the best Grammar so if you want to read this just be prepared for Grammar Errors every now and then.
The Piano Man is free, but must now recover from his captivity and adjust to life in Equestria.
The Piano Man has spent the last month in captivity, forced to play the piano as part of The Great and Powerful Trixie's traveling show. Now he's free, and recovering under the care of the Equestrian monarchy while Trixie awaits trial for her crimes. All is not well, however. The Piano Man has a long road of recovery ahead, and all the time he must compete with overbearing carers, his own mental trauma, and even discrimination from members of Equestria's unicorn supremacist subculture.
This story is the kinda(can't stress that part enough) better-written sequel to 'The Piano Man'. Because the first story involved some rather dark scenes, I have included a helpful catch-up in the first chapter - so if you have no interest in reading a dark story, then you can ignore the first piece and skip straight ahead to this one. 'The Piano Man: Act II' is most certainly not a dark story, and neither is it sad. The sad tag is in place for scenes in which I reference the previous installment, and nothing else.
The absolutely amazing cover image was created by the even more amazing WIL_I_ZIN, (deviantART) who is just... just awesome, for helping out.
A certain stallion of the Royal Guard has been 'staring at the sun' for too long. But with the help of his rather peculiar roommate, Brick’s about to learn the dangers of flying too close to the sun.
Brick Break wasn't the brightest stallion in school and he sure as hell wasn't the luckiest, but he worked hard; from nighttime bouncer to royal bodyguard, he made something of his life. With food on the table, a roof over his head, and the closest thing to financial security one can hope for in this economy, Brick achieved the Equestrian dream, mostly; there was just one thing missing-- friendship. Laughter, loyalty, comradery.
Brick didn't need a roommate, and soliciting one in a big city like Canterlot was just asking for trouble. Frosty had just sort of... happened. Hoarfrost Glitter, his roommate. With her help, he might finally find some peace in this world. After all, existence is suffering, but misery loves company.
Co-written with and edited extensively by Miss Direction.
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Right before the Elements struck, the Nightmare unleashed a spell out of desperation. A substitution spell. Otherwise known as the correct use of Kawarimi.
As the elements were unleashed, the Nightmare knew it was over. But it would not let it's fun end. No, it would not be left behind. It would find another world to bring to ruin. As for the poor sap that was left in It's place? He was going to get blasted, what did it matter what he ended up getting from It?
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