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MLP: FiM Sex Non-con Violence Profanity Dark Adventure Comedy Human Celestia Luna OC Discord Main 6
Discord makes a deal with Celestia, sending a human to Equestria at the start of season two.
When Discord breaks free of his stone prison, he proves to be much older and wiser than he was on the show. A being of ancient and unimaginable power, he forces Celestia to make a deal to save her little ponies. What she doesn't realize is that one of the terms of the deal is that she forgets ever making it. Enter Navarone, a poor human just trying to get by—or at least, to the ponies that's what he looks like. Pulled from his home by an accidental summoning from one Twilight Sparkle, Navarone is thrust into a world of ponies and more violence than he expected from such a peaceful seeming world. These are his adventures—with a few asides from everybody's favorite Lord of Chaos, of course.
Now on TVtropes! I answered a ton of questions for the fellow making this, so the stuff on there is mostly accurate.
Cover picture by a fellow called Sawhorse . If you see any mistakes, send me a PM with the chapter, the line, and the mistake and I'll fix it. This thing is huge. There are plenty of mistakes in there. Also, there are spoilers in the comments.
If you want a download link to the story or to see it before the rewrite.
I make all the clop in this story skippable. But if you don't want to see it at all, I have it without clop on gdocs. But if you're a dirty heathen and you like clop, here's your version.
It feels unfair to spoil a story in the description, but a lot of people have asked for a warning about this, so the main character of my story eventually gets gender-swapped for a long duration.
Chapters Prologue · 23rd of November, 20124,244
Chapter One—And so it Begins... · 18th of September, 201217,092
Chapter Two—Blue Moon · 18th of September, 20128,402
Chapter Three—Just Say No · 31st of August, 20129,131
Chapter Four—Nightmare Night · 19th of November, 201215,183
Chapter Five—Twilight’s challenge · 5th of September, 201210,063
Chapter Six—Horsing Around · 7th of December, 201218,221
Chapter Seven—Mailmares, dancing, and Cutie Marks · 28th of August, 20127,520
Chapter Eight—Carnies, teeth, and interesting meetings · 19th of September, 201215,536
Chapter Nine—Hunter... or hunted? · 14th of September, 20128,114
Chapter Ten—The Gala · 14th of September, 20128,060
Chapter Eleven—Summer Wrap Up · 2nd of September, 20128,803
Chapter Twelve—Aftermath. · 3rd of September, 201213,204
Chapter Thirteen—I didn’t go to school for this · 7th of December, 201213,138
Chapter Fourteen—Instrumentalists and fillies · 16th of September, 20126,626
Special Christmas Chapter · 26th of December, 20123,093
Chapter Fifteen—No good deed goes unpunished · 17th of September, 201210,748
Chapter Sixteen—The march to freedom! · 7th of December, 201212,948
Chapter Seventeen—Coming down from the high of war · 19th of September, 201213,019
Chapter Eighteen—More snake people. · 21st of September, 20124,769
Chapter Nineteen—Affairs of the Heart · 4th of September, 20123,282
Chapter Twenty—I am not the love doctor · 6th of September, 20127,451
Chapter Twenty-One—Why I never want to help Rarity again · 7th of December, 20126,980
Chapter Twenty-Two—Dammit Twilight. Also, fuck dragons. · 6th of September, 201211,571
Chapter Twenty-Three—Back to Egypt. · 30th of November, 201211,733
Chapter Twenty-Four—Knives in the... day · 8th of December, 201218,767
Chapter Twenty-Five—A chance meeting of a lifetime · 8th of December, 201210,913
Chapter Twenty-Six—The long way home · 10th of November, 201212,105
Chapter Twenty-Seven—The wager · 7th of December, 201213,064
Chapter Twenty-Eight—Introductions · 5th of October, 201210,169
Chapter Twenty-Nine—I just can’t hold all these snake people! · 19th of November, 20128,462
Chapter Thirty—Ouch, my everything · 5th of October, 20125,694
Chapter Thirty-One—Long talks and rave parties · 7th of December, 201215,110
Chapter Thirty-Two—I’m a shitty guard · 8th of December, 201216,113
Chapter Thirty-Three—Weddings to ruin, cheese legs to taunt · 8th of December, 201225,213
Chapter Thirty-Four—Happiness is Overrated · 7th of December, 201231,991
Chapter Thirty-Five—Fear and Loathing in Canterlot · 7th of December, 201215,326
Chapter Thirty-Six—Parties, weddings, and dreams · 20th of November, 201226,864
Chapter Thirty-Seven—Fishing, monsters, and running away · 19th of October, 201216,212
Chapter Thirty-Eight—The Equalizer · 26th of November, 20129,405
Chapter Thirty-Nine—I hate Canterlot · 7th of December, 201227,290
Chapter Forty—Fruits and Poultry · 7th of December, 201213,120
Chapter Forty-One—Talking with Monsters · 23rd of September, 20122,760
Chapter Forty-Two—Injuries and mixing medicines · 24th of October, 20129,955
Chapter Forty-Three—Weed and promises made · 8th of December, 201210,091
Chapter Forty-Four—A visit to a changeling hive · 3rd of November, 201220,057
Chapter Forty-Five—Rewards and more spells · 28th of October, 20127,984
Chapter Forty-Six—Gryphus · 7th of November, 201220,496
Chapter Forty-Seven—Hunting · 21st of November, 201210,209
Chapter Forty-Eight—Estrus · 7th of December, 201210,679
Chapter Forty-Nine—A Visit from a Friend · 30th of September, 201213,671
Chapter Fifty—Let the Race Begin · 4th of December, 20126,765
Chapter Fifty-One—Fuck Appaloosa. Also, more cheeselegs! · 19th of October, 201214,800
Chapter Fifty-Two—I fucking hate bugs · 2nd of December, 201214,243
Chapter Fifty-Three—Thank God for human insurance · 7th of December, 20128,750
Chapter Fifty-Four—Seriously, fuck Appaloosa · 8th of November, 20129,747
Chapter Fifty-Five—One of these days, these mares are going to kill me. · 19th of October, 20128,914
Chapter Fifty-Six—The Fabulous Flankfurt Festival · 8th of November, 201211,387
Chapter Fifty-Seven—Playing by the rules is overrated anyway · 20th of October, 201216,309
Chapter Fifty-Eight—Life as a human in pony land is always busy · 25th of November, 201212,982
Chapter Fifty-Nine—Wuthering Ponies · 20th of October, 201212,596
Chapter Sixty—Date night · 3rd of December, 20129,522
Chapter Sixty-One—Tournament and goodbyes · 20th of October, 20128,831
Chapter Sixty-Two—On having standards... · 24th of November, 201214,523
Chapter Sixty-Three—This is why I don’t follow orders · 5th of December, 201216,869
Chapter Sixty-Four—Becoming a real family man · 16th of November, 201215,673
Chapter Sixty-Five—Building blocks of a home · 8th of December, 201212,699
Chapter Sixty-Six—I never was good at pranking · 7th of December, 201214,056
Chapter Sixty-Seven—I just can’t hold all this responsibility · 17th of December, 201211,138
Chapter Sixty-Eight—Substance abuse, here I come. · 20th of December, 201213,750
Chapter Sixty-Nine—What did I ever do to deserve this? · 6th of January, 201312,020
Chapter Seventy—War Games · 12th of January, 201320,243
Chapter Seventy-One—Getting better at that pranking thing · 18th of January, 201313,793
Chapter Seventy-Two—Coming home this Christmas day… · 26th of January, 201314,466
Chapter Seventy-Three—The worst feeling in the world · 31st of January, 201314,458
Chapter Seventy-Four—Armed and dangerous · 10th of February, 201310,692
Chapter Seventy-Five—Thank God I’m chaotic something · 26th of February, 201318,018
Chapter Seventy-Six—All good things must end · 16th of March, 201313,189
Chapter Seventy-Seven—I get the weirdest guests · 29th of March, 201321,517
Chapter Seventy-Eight—And it was all going so well… · 10th of April, 201311,441
Chapter Seventy-Nine—Bed rest with no sexy nurse? Blasphemy · 16th of April, 201316,520
Chapter Eighty—Sometimes I can’t help but wonder if I bring things on myself · 25th of April, 201311,582
Chapter Eighty-One—Dreamwalking · 2nd of May, 201320,187
Chapter Eighty-Two—New friend…s? · 15th of May, 201318,815
Chapter Eighty-Three—Wedding and the fall heat · 25th of May, 201314,173
Chapter Eighty-Four—Harvest · 5th of June, 201316,357
Chapter Eighty-Five—No, Nav. You are the demons. · 21st of June, 201316,967
Chapter Eighty-Six—Rambunctiously Radical Rave · 9th of July, 201319,221
Chapter Eighty-Seven—Consequences · 12th of July, 201313,385
Chapter Eighty-Eight—Some Serious Shit · 20th of July, 201315,292
Chapter Eighty-Nine—I'm on a Boat · 9th of August, 201313,628
Chapter Ninety—Stupendous Stalliongrad Soiree · 13th of August, 201311,896
Chapter Ninety-One—Soiree Part Two · 17th of August, 201312,949
Chapter Ninety-Two—Show of Hands · 25th of August, 201313,350
Chapter Ninety-Three—I’ve seen some shit · 31st of August, 201312,711
Chapter Ninety-Four—Crystal Empire · 3rd of September, 201314,120
Chapter Ninety-Five—No Gods or Kings · 8th of September, 201314,101
Chapter Ninety-Six—Down the Rabbit Hole · 14th of September, 201315,119
Chapter Ninety-Seven—Inside the Fire · 28th of September, 201313,842
Chapter Ninety-Eight—On the Road Again · 14th of October, 201312,209
Chapter Ninety-Nine—Take a look, it’s in a book... · 9th of November, 201322,265
Chapter One Hundred—New Crew · 19th of November, 201316,033
Chapter One Hundred and One—Welcome to the Jungle · 18th of December, 201315,196
Chapter One Hundred and Two—Come into my lair... · 26th of December, 201314,780
Chapter One Hundred and Three—...said the spider to the fly · 28th of December, 201313,347
Chapter One Hundred and Four—Monkey Business · 30th of December, 201314,986
Chapter One Hundred and Five—Back in business · 3rd of January, 201413,591
Chapter One Hundred and Six—The First Curse · 6th of January, 201412,671
Chapter One Hundred and Seven—The Lost City · 12th of January, 201413,414
Chapter One Hundred and Eight—Flying South for the Winter · 15th of January, 201413,383
Chapter One Hundred and Nine—Ice, ice, baby! · 21st of January, 201411,446
Chapter One Hundred and Ten—The Haunted · 28th of January, 201414,878
Chapter One Hundred and Eleven—The Damned · 21st of February, 201416,194
Chapter One Hundred and Twelve—Through the Eyes of a Dragon · 16th of March, 201417,586
Chapter One Hundred and Thirteen—Good to be Back · 8th of April, 201413,147
Chapter One Hundred and Fourteen—Homecoming · 20th of April, 201412,158
Chapter One Hundred and Fifteen—Welcome Home · 1st of May, 201417,436
Chapter One Hundred and Sixteen · 13th of May, 201416,400
Chapter One Hundred and Seventeen—Another Gala Down · 28th of May, 201414,462
Chapter One Hundred and Eighteen—Return to Ponyville · 12th of July, 201414,271
Chapter One Hundred and Nineteen—Too Many Pinkies · 10th of August, 201412,580
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty—The Calm Between the Storms · 29th of August, 201413,714
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-One—Trixie 's Challenge · 17th of September, 201415,959
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Two—Trixie 's Comeuppance · 28th of September, 201421,177
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Three—Return to the Capital · 29th of October, 201414,464
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Four—The Herald of Change · 3rd of November, 20147,163
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Five—Sweet Dreams are Made of This · 17th of November, 20147,966
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Six—The First Date · 24th of December, 20149,565
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Seven—Back to Adventure · 5th of February, 201510,690
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Eight—Into the Queen's Dark Hole · 2nd of March, 201510,193
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Nine—Return of the Dead · 26th of March, 20158,644
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty—As if There Wasn't Enough Weird Shit · 7th of April, 20157,937
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-One—War Games: Changeling Edition · 26th of June, 201515,441
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Two—About Time · 17th of August, 201510,955
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Three—Short Cooldown · 7th of October, 201514,688
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Four · 15th of December, 201527,231
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Five — Heart’s Vein · 23rd of January, 201615,295
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Six — After School Special · 8th of March, 201614,593
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Seven—Drugs are Bad, M'Kay · 20th of April, 201614,240
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Eight — Pertz · 4th of May, 201618,871
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Nine—Row Row Row Your Boat · 31st of May, 201615,158
Chapter One Hundred and Forty — The Exorcism of Canterlot · 30th of June, 201616,424
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-One—Visitors · 22nd of July, 201614,006
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Two · 18th of August, 201615,791
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Three — The Great Outing · 11th of October, 201618,643
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Four—Navarone Goes to Canterlot · 7th of November, 201612,150
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Five — Cloudsdale · 15th of December, 201616,288
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Six — Ennobling · 16th of January, 201720,910
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Seven—Administrating Sucks · 8th of February, 201718,373
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Eight — Hawaii · 1st of March, 201715,752
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Nine—Crispy Fried · 21st of March, 201717,910
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty—New Threads · 28th of April, 201716,157
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-One—Dawn of the First Day · 4th of June, 20179,819
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Two—Dawn of the Second Day · 12th of July, 201718,125
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Three—Dawn of the Third Day · 24th of August, 201718,574
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Four—The Perils of Drinking · 5th of September, 201719,593
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Five—Fetch Quests are the Worst · 17th of September, 201716,290
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Six · 25th of September, 201716,007
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Seven · 8th of October, 201724,309
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Eight · 21st of October, 201713,521
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Nine · 2nd of November, 201719,724
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty · 11th of November, 201712,038
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-One · 16th of November, 201719,315
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Two · 27th of November, 201716,132
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Three · 16th of December, 201715,228
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Four · 30th of December, 201719,796
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Five · 23rd of January, 201822,095
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Six · 13th of February, 201821,513
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Seven · 1st of March, 201815,670
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Eight · 15th of March, 201818,054
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Nine—The Gryphoning · 9th of April, 201814,624
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy—City Tour · 19th of April, 201813,641
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-One · 26th of May, 201811,319
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Two · 20th of June, 201815,384
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Three · 11th of July, 201814,276
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Four · 13th of July, 201835,407
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Five—The Hamlet of Mehdiocrity · 15th of August, 201816,444
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Six · 2nd of September, 201819,332
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Seven—Hurray for Bad Decisions! · 15th of September, 201817,702
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Eight · 4th of October, 201814,003
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Nine · 4th of November, 201817,161
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty · 19th of November, 201816,737
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-One—A Nice Respite · 2nd of December, 201810,347
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Two · 14th of January, 201919,817
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Three · 5th of February, 201921,905
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Four · 14th of February, 201913,137
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Five · 3rd of March, 201916,925
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Six—The First Round Table · 31st of March, 201925,739
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Seven · 22nd of April, 201923,819
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Eight · 13th of May, 201914,694
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Nine · 14th of May, 201914,366
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety · 5th of June, 201913,930
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-One · 6th of July, 201920,193
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Two · 19th of August, 201915,054
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Three · 25th of September, 201922,127
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Four · 24th of October, 201919,320
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Five · 25th of November, 201924,845
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Six · 31st of December, 201921,860
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Seven · 6th of February, 202018,284
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Eight · 26th of April, 202020,797
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MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Random Slice of Life Alt. Universe Twilight Luna Trixie Main 6
The entire series of FiM as a harem comedy, centering around a Rule 63 Twilight Sparkle
Twilight Sparkle was never born. As a mare, anyway. Instead, this story stars the young colt Dusk Shine, personal protoge of Celestia, asocial bookworm, and (unknownst to him) super-cute pretty boy.
When Celestia sends Dusk Shine to Ponyville, all he wants to do is prepare for Nightmare Moon's return. But when five certain mares each develop a massive crush on Dusk, he'll have more on his plate than Twilight ever did. (No clop scenes, I Pinkie Promise)
Hey, author of the story here. You might have noticed that there's a big ugly Cancelled at the bottom of all those chapters. This is only half true. The story is actually continuing under the name of a different author, White Rabbit. In fact, you're probably here to get a little recap for his version of it. It's okay, nobody's judging you. When you're done reading this (and by god, I hope you have a lot of spare time for that), go here for the continuation.
Chapters Mio Amore, No Me Gusta · 31st of July, 201210,174
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus · 1st of August, 20122,609
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus Pt. 2 · 20th of October, 20124,979
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus Pt. 3 · 20th of October, 20124,384
Dat Plot (and Subplot) · 13th of August, 20122,950
Dat Plot (and Subplot) Pt. 2 · 15th of August, 20123,085
DatPlot (and Subplot) Pt. 3 · 1st of September, 20123,173
Dusk meets Trixie · 20th of September, 20126,520
The Rise of Dovashy · 31st of August, 20122,271
The Rise of Dovashy Pt. 2 · 6th of September, 20122,362
The Rise of Dovashy Pt. 3 · 8th of September, 20122,937
Sleepovers and Shenanigans · 18th of September, 20122,754
Sleepovers and Shenanigans Pt. 2 · 19th of October, 20121,408
Sleepovers and Shenanigans Pt. 3 · 14th of September, 20122,036
Wild Mass Guessing · 15th of September, 20124,597
Wild Mass Guessing Pt. 2 · 25th of November, 20121,818
Wild Mass Guessing Pt. 3 · 4th of October, 20125,256
A Parasprite's POV · 6th of October, 20122,729
A Parasprite's POV Pt. 2 · 19th of October, 20122,533
A Parasprite's POV Pt. 3 · 29th of October, 20127,401
Winter Wrap-Up (Or Not...) · 29th of October, 2012698
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever · 18th of November, 20125,728
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever Pt. 2 · 25th of November, 20127,040
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever Pt. 3 · 13th of January, 20136,344
¡Traducción Española en Producción! · 16th of February, 201357
Rarity's Pussy · 18th of February, 20137,549
Intermission Chapter: The Date · 24th of February, 20132,694
Rarity's Pussy Pt. 2 · 28th of March, 20134,042
Deleted Scene: Celestia's Love Letter · 1st of April, 2013874
Rarity's Pussy Pt. 3 · 6th of April, 20134,563
Pinkieception · 10th of April, 20132,759
Pinkieception Pt. 2 · 13th of April, 20133,401
Pinkieception Pt. 3 · 18th of April, 20134,009
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Premiere · 27th of May, 20133,560
Intermission Chapter: Luna's Letters · 17th of July, 20131,334
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Movie · 22nd of August, 20136,287
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Crossover · 7th of April, 20142,372
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MLP: FiM Sex Romance Slice of Life Human Rarity Trixie Cheerilee Spitfire OC
The story of the everyday life of a human hired by mares to provide comfort for their needs, all the while exploring Equestrian life through the eyes of his customers. Set in the Gentlemanverse.
Humanity found out that it was not alone years ago. A portal was opened, revealing the existence of Equestria, land of the Ponies, and a much larger world. Soon, a partnership between the two races was formed. All was well.
Having been rejected from taking a job he was aiming for in Equestria, a human stumbles upon another job opportunity. With the staggering ratio of mare and stallion, somepony thought they could make some money to hire out human males to mares on request, providing a wide range of service from the intimate to the very sensual.
This is his story.
"A Gentleman for Mares must be capable of adapting to the needs of any mare, always expanding his repertoire and make each customer a happy one—for a happy customer, is a repeat customer."
~ Platinum Corona, Founder of Gentleman for Mares.
Contains human paired with ponies. You've been warned.
First Story of the Gentlemanverse
The story was added in Equestria After Dark. Yay!
The Equestrian Critics Society gave this story the initial score of 8.9/10. (Full Review ) Honorable Mention for Fic of the Month, June 2013
Aquillo's WRITE Review
Chapters Spitfire's First Gentleman · 6th of November, 20126,374
The Enduring and Adaptable Gentleman · 12th of November, 20127,269
Take the Heat, Gentleman · 7th of December, 20129,284
Gentleman, Teach Me Something Please · 31st of December, 201211,650
We Need Gentlemen · 18th of January, 201315,483
Gentleman in the Falls · 8th of March, 201313,738
Gentleman Falls · 15th of June, 20139,746
Drowning Gentleman · 14th of July, 201310,275
The Lady and the Gentleman · 11th of August, 201312,716
The Gentleman and His Mare · 19th of August, 20132,969
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MLP: FiM Sex Gore Romance Adventure Comedy Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Gilda Trixie OC Main 6 Diamond Dogs
Name's Griffin, I'm sarcastic, I'm crude, and I'm a brony.
I'm Griffin, not much else to it. I've been bullied most of my life, which left me bitter and sarcastic. I'm a closet brony. What? You think I'm just gonna go out and tell a world that hates me that I watch a cartoon intended for little girls? I don't feel like giving the punks at school any more ammo. That's when cosmic powers decide I need to take a trip to my favorite fantasy land. But all is not sunshine and rainbows and it certainly won't be after I'm done with it. Equestria from the point of view of an extremely pissed off teenager, with a twist. Rust, the author of 'The Ballad of Echo the Diamond dog' is awesomesauce enough to have a cross over between our stories. Carnelian is a boss when it comes to art. Part of the 'Chess Game of the Gods'.
Violence, gratuitous swearing, and sexual themes. Reader discretion is advised.
Chapters Well, This Is Original (1) · 2nd of August, 20121,299
Can I Get The Number Of That Bus? (2) · 27th of July, 20123,017
Life In The Wild (3) · 27th of July, 20121,476
I'm A Badass? (4) · 27th of July, 20123,161
Breakdown (5) · 5th of September, 20123,645
On The Road Again (6) · 27th of July, 20123,761
Too Peaceful (7) · 27th of July, 20122,293
New In Town (8) · 27th of July, 20123,507
Explanation (9) · 27th of July, 20122,853
Training (10) · 27th of July, 20122,288
Breakout (11) · 12th of August, 20123,159
Test (12) · 6th of August, 20124,693
Freedom (13) · 13th of April, 20123,733
Letters (14) · 14th of August, 20122,796
Preparation (15) · 9th of April, 20123,206
Other Side (16) · 14th of April, 20123,327
Price (17) · 2nd of April, 20122,331
Daring and Scooby Doo (18) · 6th of April, 20124,235
Duel (19) · 28th of September, 20125,812
More Letters and Other Side (20) · 14th of April, 20124,544
Did I Mention I'm A Pirate? (21) · 13th of April, 20123,291
Here Kitty Kitty (22) · 5th of August, 20124,310
Heartfelt (23) · 18th of April, 20123,149
Arachnophobia (24) · 16th of June, 20123,934
Magic, *Snort Snort* (25) · 31st of July, 20123,069
Diplomacy Part 1 (26) · 25th of April, 20122,660
Diplomacy Part 2 (27) · 27th of May, 20122,668
Diplomacy Part 3 (28) · 13th of July, 20122,708
Blood (29) · 8th of May, 20124,568
Parenthood (30) · 9th of June, 20123,489
Greed (31) · 13th of August, 20122,666
Mail Time With Ponies (32) · 28th of April, 20123,203
Other Side The Third (33) · 28th of April, 20123,269
Meet The Troll (34) · 7th of August, 20123,308
Takeoff (35) · 3rd of May, 20124,901
Rampage (36) · 26th of July, 20123,677
Farewell (37) · 1st of May, 20123,644
Gilda (38) · 2nd of May, 20122,680
Shy (39) · 2nd of May, 20121,737
Growl (40) · 3rd of May, 20121,262
A Dash Of Life (41) · 3rd of May, 20122,343
The Trix To Success (42) · 7th of May, 20124,867
Pink (43) · 8th of May, 20123,062
Food and Flag (44) · 10th of May, 20123,107
Natives (45) · 11th of May, 20122,351
Lies And Slander (46) · 16th of September, 20122,716
Why Was School Never This Fun? (47) · 9th of June, 20122,687
Letters Again (48) · 13th of May, 20122,668
Raid (49) · 2nd of August, 20123,538
The Part Where Stuff Happens (50) · 2nd of August, 20123,591
Attack On Equestria (51) · 25th of May, 20122,547
Bug Hunt (52) · 22nd of June, 20123,543
Pain (53) · 13th of June, 20124,740
Resolution (54) · 13th of June, 20122,232
Rounds (55) · 26th of May, 20123,096
Meet the Medic (56) · 27th of May, 20122,173
Technology (57) · 1st of June, 20123,263
The Part Where More Stuff Happens (58) · 7th of June, 20123,225
It's A Human Thing (59) · 5th of June, 20123,453
Manehatten (60) · 9th of June, 20123,495
Viva Las Pegasus (61) · 13th of June, 20122,353
Growing Up (62) · 13th of June, 20122,925
Letting Go (63) · 13th of June, 20123,159
Ponyville (64) · 24th of November, 20126,134
Concert (65) · 27th of August, 20123,013
I'm Not A 'Lyre' (66) · 14th of June, 20125,324
Signal (67) · 27th of August, 20122,535
Another Human? Another idiot. (68) · 10th of September, 20122,177
Ahoy Aoi (69)..... Lol, 69 · 1st of July, 20125,832
Party Hard, And It's Not Even The Concert Yet (70) · 7th of July, 20122,661
What Shall We Do With A Drunken Bugbear? (71) · 19th of July, 20124,277
Shit, Nice To Meet You, I'm Fan. (72) · 14th of July, 20123,654
Playful Demon (73) · 21st of July, 20125,251
Breakfast At Canterlot (74) · 27th of July, 20123,222
Visions Of The Future (Also known as SPOILER): Beginning Of The End (75) · 2nd of August, 2012880
Equestrian Idol (76) · 7th of August, 20125,352
Paperwork (77) · 10th of August, 20125,718
Back To Work (78) · 19th of August, 20124,400
How do I Sword Sword? (79) · 19th of August, 20126,156
Class Dismissed (80) · 25th of August, 20126,893
SlenderGrif Bakes Cupcakes (81) · 28th of August, 20122,583
Get Off My Ship (82) · 31st of August, 20122,965
Interrupted Bliss (83) · 19th of September, 20122,361
Embers Of A Past Blaze (84) · 3rd of October, 20124,142
Aftermath (85) · 4th of September, 20123,116
Captain Gilda (86) · 5th of September, 20121,993
Science! (87) · 9th of September, 20121,929
Negotiation (88) · 19th of September, 20123,801
An Etch In My Heart (89) · 19th of September, 20121,477
Morals (90) · 20th of September, 20122,661
Mind-F--- (91) · 23rd of September, 20122,239
Breaking The Rules (92) · 23rd of September, 20123,097
Betrayal (93) · 25th of September, 20124,612
Man Up Ya Wee Lass! (94) · 25th of September, 20122,176
Hello Everypony (95) · 31st of October, 20123,728
Welcome To The World (96) · 3rd of October, 201210,551
Nuclear Launch Detected.... No, Not Really (97) · 12th of October, 20124,545
Murder, He Wrote (98) · 17th of October, 20123,037
The Happening (99) · 18th of October, 20123,116
Griffin's Mind (ERMAHGERD! One Hundred) · 23rd of October, 20127,340
Ho Ho Huh? · 25th of December, 2012172
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MLP: FiM Sex Gore Adventure Sci-Fi Human Celestia Luna Trixie OC Main 6
A human soldier finds himself in Equestria and must find his way home... wherever it may be.
This is what it means to be a man of war... This is the story of a human soldier named Miles Eremita and his exploits throughout Equestria.
Arc One: Friends- Finding himself in a new, unfamiliar land, Miles must come to terms with what happened and start life over. Luckily for him, his friends will help him through this struggle. Chapters 1- 67
Arc Two: Cities- On the brink of disaster and against time itself, Miles must travel to now forgotten lands to find the answers he seeks. With the aid of his friends, will Miles be able to handle what he finds? Or will Death get the better of him? Chapters 68- 170
Arc Three: Growing Pains- Life continues for our heroes, for better or for worse. With the aid of some timeless mentors, inspiring role models, and some great friends; watch as life unfolds and tensions grow. But with new growth, comes new pain. Chapters 171- ***
Arc Four: War- The great unthinkable has occurred, but all is not as it seems. As tensions break and blood is spilled, can our heroes make it through the madness of conflict? And what will be left for those that survive? The Darkness is here. Chapters ***-***
Arc Five: In Sanity- Death has dealt his final blow, but only in time will it show. In the darkness of the moon you will learn of your doom; and in the light of day you will lose your way. The war has taken its toll, but who will end in control? Chapters ***-***
Chapters Chapter 1 Choices (revised) · 13th of December, 20121,907
Chapter 2 New Beginnings · 13th of December, 20123,682
Chapter 3 Orientation · 21st of August, 20124,198
Chapter 4 Power · 9th of December, 20123,916
Chaper 5 What Friends Are For · 9th of December, 20123,897
Chapter 6 Fall of Topaz Falls · 9th of December, 20124,060
Chapter 7 Second Impression · 13th of December, 20123,713
Chapter 8 Time Gone By · 13th of November, 20123,300
Chapter 9 Judgement · 24th of August, 20122,886
Chapter 10 Party Time · 13th of December, 20123,577
Chapter 11 Stampede · 31st of August, 20122,084
Chapter 12 Friends · 31st of August, 20123,822
Chapter 13 Long Road To Recovery · 13th of December, 20123,179
Chapter 14 Sugarcube Corner · 13th of December, 20123,403
Chapter 15 Carousel Boutique · 13th of December, 20122,712
Chapter 16 Trust · 2nd of September, 20122,365
Chapter 17 True Intentions · 2nd of September, 20124,750
Chapter 18 Night Time Complications · 13th of November, 20122,642
Chapter 19 Journey to Mt. Sky Scraper · 5th of September, 20124,235
Chapter 20 Waking Dragons · 27th of October, 20124,297
Chapter 21 Pinkies Party · 11th of September, 20124,950
Chapter 22 Manual Labor · 12th of September, 20123,518
Chapter 23 Old Wounds, New Problems · 12th of September, 20122,410
Chapter 24 Secrets and Lies · 13th of November, 20123,164
Chapter 25 Feathers and Pancakes · 13th of November, 20122,586
Chapter 26 Rainy Day Games · 12th of September, 20122,522
Chapter 27 Project Re-Surface Integration · 12th of September, 20126,495
Chapter 28 Mending Broken Hearts · 14th of September, 20122,245
Chapter 29 Temptations · 16th of September, 20122,598
Chapter 30 Earning Trust · 16th of September, 20122,317
Chapter 31 Deverto Pulvis · 16th of September, 20122,441
Chapter 32 My Storm · 18th of September, 20122,718
Chapter 33 Et Salutant Mortuus · 17th of May, 20127,213
Chapter 34 Fame and Infamy · 17th of April, 20122,621
Chapter 35 Sweet Apple Acres · 15th of April, 20122,947
Chapter 36 Cutie Mark Crusaders · 17th of April, 20122,564
Chapter 37 Meeting of the Minds · 15th of October, 20123,231
Chapter 38 Lost in Thought · 26th of September, 20122,452
Chapter 39 A Home of My Own · 22nd of April, 20122,549
Chapter 40 House Warming Gift · 22nd of April, 20122,804
Chapter 41 Meeting The Past · 22nd of April, 20123,055
Chapter 42 Just Another Party · 26th of September, 20122,422
Chapter 43 Into The Wilderness · 23rd of April, 20122,812
Chapter 44 Just A Scratch · 23rd of April, 20122,684
Chapter 45 Train Ride · 27th of October, 20122,269
Chapter 46 Powerful Love · 24th of April, 20126,790
Chapter 47 Breaking Elements · 25th of April, 20124,715
Chapter 48 My Promise · 27th of April, 20123,459
Chapter 49 A Day At The Lake · 27th of April, 20124,387
Chapter 50 Storm Cloud · 28th of April, 20122,319
Chapter 51 Recovery · 28th of April, 20122,512
Chapter 52 Rain Cloud · 29th of April, 20123,172
Chapter 53 Inheritances · 3rd of May, 20122,503
Chapter 54 Dinner for Two · 2nd of June, 20123,414
Chapter 55 Heart Break · 3rd of May, 20122,604
Chapter 56 Rainbow's Book · 3rd of May, 20123,208
Chapter 57 Lupus · 6th of May, 20123,235
Chapter 58 Moving On · 6th of May, 20122,912
Chapter 59 Apples · 6th of May, 20122,931
Chapter 60 Pinkies Carnival · 18th of August, 20123,184
Chapter 61 Just Another Bad Day · 7th of May, 20122,577
Chapter 62 Spartan Training · 27th of November, 20128,697
Chapter 63 Returning Home · 9th of May, 20122,558
Chapter 64 A Day At The Spa · 12th of May, 20124,440
Chapter 65 Permission · 16th of May, 20124,042
Chapter 66 Guards and Soldiers · 16th of May, 20123,565
Chapter 67 Diamond Dogs · 17th of May, 20125,186
End Of Arc One Bonus Chapter · 20th of July, 20128,470
Chapter 68 Darkness · 22nd of May, 20123,973
Chapter 69 Luna's Fury · 18th of August, 20125,258
Chapter 70 Luna's Love · 24th of May, 20124,209
Chapter 71 Losing Control · 26th of May, 20123,031
Chapter 72 Escape From Topaz Falls · 28th of May, 20123,743
Chapter 73 Return to Ponyville · 30th of May, 20123,360
Chapter 74 The Trade · 30th of May, 20123,361
Chapter 75 Wanting · 2nd of June, 20123,906
Chapter 76 Spartan Politics · 5th of June, 20124,458
Chapter 77 Unexpected Visitor · 10th of June, 20124,265
Chapter 78 The Best Hiding Spot Ever · 10th of June, 20123,010
Chapter 79 Welcome To Topaz Falls · 13th of June, 20122,918
Chapter 80 Long Road To Ruin · 17th of June, 20123,335
Chapter 81 Losing The Fight · 29th of June, 20123,476
Chapter 82 Gifts From The Past · 20th of June, 20123,533
Chapter 83 Meeting Of Masters · 17th of September, 20124,066
Chapter 84 Fires, Trees, And Water · 24th of June, 20123,034
Chapter 85 In The Cold Of Night · 8th of July, 20124,021
Chapter 86 Crossing The Divide · 8th of July, 20125,487
Chapter 87 Primum Somno · 8th of July, 20121,719
Chapter 88 And Then There Was Sex · 4th of November, 20124,025
Chapter 89 Believe · 10th of July, 20124,254
Chapter 90 The Greatest Proposal, The Biggest Slip Up · 10th of July, 20124,233
Chapter 91 Simple Request · 10th of July, 20123,662
Chapter 92 Date Night · 11th of July, 20123,235
Chapter 93 Wedding Plans · 6th of July, 20122,836
Chapter 94 Storm's Bachelor Party · 11th of July, 20123,269
Chapter 95 A Quick Run Into Town · 22nd of July, 20124,064
Chapter 96 Whats Left · 23rd of July, 20123,534
Chapter 97 What's Important · 25th of July, 20123,598
Chapter 98 Die Memoria · 25th of July, 20124,903
Chapter 99 Nightmare Night · 15th of August, 20124,485
Q/A Special #1 · 23rd of July, 20124,694
Chapter 100 Miles's Bachelor Party · 26th of July, 20126,130
Chapter 101 The Big Day · 9th of August, 20124,369
Chapter 102 The Big Night · 20th of October, 20123,901
Chapter 103 Proper Time · 13th of November, 201210,006
Chapter 104 Las Pegasis · 10th of August, 20129,625
Chapter 105 My Brother · 9th of August, 20124,493
Chapter 106 Gems · 12th of August, 20123,152
Chapter 107 Specialization · 29th of August, 20124,138
Chapter 108 Night Court · 30th of August, 20124,427
Chapter 109 Moosden · 17th of August, 20123,678
Chapter 110 Quartz Crest · 29th of August, 20122,718
Chapter 111 A Close Call · 21st of August, 20122,839
Chapter 112 Generous Sacrifice · 9th of October, 20123,150
Chapter 113 Message In The Dark · 8th of October, 20123,681
Chapter 114 Awkward Positions · 29th of August, 20123,645
Chapter 115 Spartan Territory · 12th of November, 20123,665
Chapter 116 Them · 29th of August, 20124,977
Chapter 117 The Group · 30th of August, 20123,003
Chapter 118 Autographs And Books · 31st of August, 20122,705
Chapter 119 Call Me Maybe · 3rd of September, 20126,304
Chapter 120 Answering The Call · 5th of September, 20124,993
Chapter 121 Just In Time · 8th of September, 20124,712
Chapter 122 Fort Misery · 11th of September, 20125,442
Chapter 123 Archaic Deals · 6th of December, 20124,235
Chapter 124 Victory? · 6th of December, 20124,252
Chapter 125 The Other Half · 18th of September, 20123,239
Chapter 126 New Power · 20th of November, 20123,447
Chapter 127 Soror · 20th of November, 20124,272
Chapter 128 Big News · 27th of September, 20123,271
Chapter 129 Little Talks · 20th of November, 20124,081
Chapter 130 Early Distant Warning · 4th of October, 20124,230
Chapter 131 Almost · 5th of October, 20123,328
Chapter 132 Lost Answer · 13th of November, 20123,480
Chapter 133 Amethyst · 10th of October, 20123,042
Chapter 134 Red Light · 12th of October, 20123,126
Chapter 135 Green Light · 15th of October, 20125,400
Chapter 136 Coming Back Together · 19th of October, 20123,724
Chapter 137 Choosing Life · 5th of November, 20123,474
Chapter 138 Posting Bail · 27th of October, 20123,293
Chapter 139 Itsy Bitsy Spider · 5th of November, 20123,803
Chapter 140 Go To Bed · 5th of November, 20124,359
Chapter 141 Meeting New Ponies · 6th of November, 20123,580
Chapter 142 Friendly Advice · 8th of November, 20123,971
Chapter 143 Your Trust · 14th of November, 20123,431
Chapter 144 Now And Later · 17th of November, 20124,286
Chapter 145 Consuming Kings · 20th of November, 20124,350
Chapter 146 One Day · 23rd of November, 20123,985
Chapter 147 My Miles · 27th of November, 20123,700
Chapter 148 Training Spartans · 9th of December, 201213,733
Chapter 149 New Spartans On The Block · 14th of December, 20123,086
Chapter 150 Happy Birthday · 18th of December, 20123,534
Chapter 151 A Night To Remember · 24th of December, 20125,785
Chapter 152 Just You And Me Part 1 Miles · 30th of December, 20125,229
Chapter 153 Just You And Me Part 2 Luna · 4th of January, 20134,850
Chapter 154 Just You And Me Part 3 Rainbow Dash · 9th of January, 20135,721
Chapter 155 Off To Trottingham · 12th of January, 20133,911
Chapter 156 Jasper Lies · 15th of January, 20135,318
Chapter 157 Jasper Truths · 22nd of January, 20134,564
Chapter 158 Home For Hearths Warming Eve · 25th of January, 20135,318
Chapter 159 The Great And Powerful... · 30th of January, 20138,592
Chapter 160 Hearths Warming Eve · 3rd of February, 201313,521
Chapter 161 Training In Void · 13th of February, 201310,674
Chapter 162 One Last Adventure · 18th of February, 20132,514
Chapter 163 Emerald City: Of Faith And Loyalty · 23rd of February, 201310,549
Chapter 164 Ruby Canyon: Cruel Kindness · 3rd of March, 201310,937
Chapter 165 Bartering Hearts · 7th of March, 20133,980
Chapter 166 Dealing With Hearts · 15th of March, 20134,407
Chapter 167 Diamond Halls: Unknown Memories · 8th of April, 201319,565
Chapter 168 Galena: Terradisian Arsenal · 7th of May, 201317,074
Chapter 169 New Garnet: Echos of War · 1st of June, 201319,260
Chapter 170 Outpost Zero · 1st of June, 20131,701
End of Arc Two Bonus Chapter · 12th of July, 201317,626
Chapter 171 Five Stages... · 12th of July, 20133,006
Chapter 172 I Think, Therefore I Am · 13th of July, 20133,456
Chapter 173 Past Present · 16th of July, 20133,738
Chapter 174 When In Roam... · 18th of July, 20134,016
Chapter 175 Nap Time · 20th of July, 20133,162
Chapter 176 Party Time Challenges · 22nd of July, 20134,350
Chapter 177 Pharmaceutical Needs · 25th of July, 20133,047
Chapter 178 Old Habits... · 29th of July, 20134,447
Chapter 179 Happiness, With a Side of Syrup · 1st of August, 20133,083
Chapter 180 Getting Back to Business · 4th of August, 20133,674
Chapter 181 Plans Well Made · 8th of August, 20133,023
Chapter 182 Family Affairs · 15th of August, 20133,139
Chapter 183 Back To Work · 22nd of August, 20133,992
Chapter 184 Shiny Ordeals · 26th of August, 20133,315
Chapter 185 Watching Statera · 2nd of September, 20139,156
Chapter 186 Chaos · 3rd of September, 20133,687
Chapter 187 Discorded Sisters · 7th of September, 20133,033
Chapter 188 Purgian Progress · 12th of September, 20133,790
Chapter 189 Mad Ponies · 16th of September, 20133,276
Chapter 190 Losing Solitude · 22nd of September, 20135,153
Chapter 191 So Much To Do · 25th of September, 20134,663
Chapter 192 Men and Kings · 29th of September, 20135,477
Chapter 193 My Hometown · 4th of October, 20135,300
Chapter 194 Summit · 10th of October, 20138,034
Chapter 195 Foalish Effects · 15th of October, 20134,113
Chapter 196 The Orders · 23rd of October, 20133,194
Chapter 197 In-Human Concerns · 5th of November, 20137,089
Chapter 198 Understanding Balance · 13th of November, 20135,821
Chapter 199 It's a... · 20th of November, 20133,153
Q/A Special #2 · 27th of November, 20136,334
Chapter 200 Better Days · 19th of December, 20138,548
Chapter 201 Mother Knows Best · 2nd of January, 20143,891
Chapter 202 Simple Enough · 8th of January, 20144,008
Chapter 203 Easy Mystery · 23rd of January, 20143,963
Chapter 204 First and Last · 4th of February, 20145,045
Chapter 205 Icy Premonitions · 14th of February, 20144,689
Chapter 206 Play Ball · 2nd of March, 20148,859
Chapter 207 Hard Losses · 4th of April, 20144,882
Chapter 208 Chin Up · 26th of April, 20144,426
Chapter 209 Change · 11th of May, 20144,211
Chapter 210 Dinner In Moosden · 4th of July, 20147,757
Chapter 211 Syncney · 14th of July, 20143,888
Chapter 212 Joint Concerns · 11th of August, 20143,779
Chapter 213 Joint Operations · 30th of August, 20147,203
Chapter 214 Time in the Library · 6th of September, 20147,820
Chapter 215 Blink · 13th of September, 20144,100
Chapter 216 Deals · 22nd of September, 20147,744
Chapter 217 Get Ready · 3rd of October, 20146,239
Chapter 218 Hidden Plans · 20th of October, 201411,215
Chapter 219 Southern Badlands · 1st of November, 20149,348
Chapter 220 Neighbors · 9th of November, 20146,591
Chapter 221 Power In Play · 29th of November, 20147,177
Chapter 222 Power Speaks · 12th of December, 20143,414
Chapter 223 Undesired Desires · 23rd of December, 20147,374
Chapter 224 Keen Allies · 9th of January, 20157,556
Chapter 225 Scouts · 23rd of February, 201510,323
Chapter 226 Bloody Number Five · 30th of March, 201510,309
Chapter 227 New Power · 6th of May, 20157,100
Chapter 228 In Deep · 10th of June, 20157,191
Chapter 229 Make Me Better · 17th of August, 201516,526
Chapter 230 Set in Motion · 8th of October, 20159,847
Chapter 231 Repercussions · 19th of December, 20154,104
Chapter 232 The Treaty of Crescent Cove · 23rd of December, 20156,937
Chapter 233 Wait · 25th of December, 20154,024
Chapter 234 Gala Preparations · 14th of January, 20163,506
Chapter 235 Who's Who · 23rd of February, 20165,518
Chapter 236 Political Understanding · 29th of February, 20164,910
Chapter 237 Dark Side · 25th of March, 20164,711
Chapter 238 No Rest for the Wicked · 22nd of April, 20166,764
Chapter 239 Plan of Action · 17th of August, 20167,310
Chapter 240-A Pinkie's Political Party Planning Predicament · 2nd of September, 20163,012
Chapter 241 Relics in the Attic · 6th of September, 20163,679
Chapter 242 Praetorian Guard · 17th of September, 20163,243
Chapter 243 Squad Goals · 25th of September, 20165,076
Chapter 244 The Prince and the Princess · 1st of October, 20164,820
Chapter 245 Audit Queen · 16th of October, 20165,692
Chapter 246 Miles' Lie · 28th of October, 20163,609
Chapter 247 Operation Unthinkable · 23rd of December, 201614,328
Chapter 248 Terms of War · 12th of March, 20175,426
Chapter 249 Non Semper Erit Aestas · 1st of April, 20173,708
Chapter 250 Words With the Captain · 2nd of July, 20174,319
Chapter 251 Susurrans Bellum · 6th of August, 20174,454
Chapter 252 Alone With Nothing · 11th of January, 20184,382
Chapter 253 Waiting in the Moonlight · 9th of May, 20183,531
Chapter 254 Follow the Leader · 24th of May, 20198,583
Chapter 255 Lucens Vigor · 2nd of September, 20193,218
Chapter 256 Die Mysterium · 25th of January, 20203,024
Chapter 257 The Oligarchs War · 1st of February, 20202,567
Chapter 258 Rumbles Knight · 22nd of February, 20203,844
Chapter 259 And They Cried Republic! Republic! · 1st of March, 20202,620
Chapter 260 Our Dreams Lost in the Wind · 9th of May, 20203,912
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MLP: FiM Gore Profanity Romance Adventure Human Alt. Universe Luna Trixie OC Main 6 CMCs
Aeron, a human man is transported to Equestria and killed by Timber Wolves, only to be reborn as something different. Will the Ponies learn to accept this new creature?
Aeron, a human man is transported to Equestria through means unknown. After appearing in the Everfree forest, he is attacked and killed by the malicious Timber Wolves. But his story does not end there. For he is reborn as something new to Equestria. But will this new being find acceptance among the Ponies? And how will his presence change the course of events as we know them? Only time will tell.
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09-01-16 Holy Horseapples, this got featured 26-02-17 Over 2000 likes. I never dreamed that was possible Thanks everyone. 26-03-18 And 2500 likes. Honestly I'm surprised.
Evergreen Heart has a computer generated Youtube reading, made by Fanfiction Reader. Go check it out .
Chapters Chapter 1: And so I died. · 5th of January, 20161,516
Chapter 2: And so I lived? · 5th of January, 20161,636
Chapter 3: Onward to Ponyville · 6th of January, 20163,304
Chapter 4: Zebras and Soul Containers · 9th of January, 20163,000
Chapter 5: Stories and Meditations. · 9th of January, 20163,297
Chapter 6: Bridle Gossip · 12th of January, 20163,417
Chapter 7: Origins of the Tree of Harmony. · 13th of January, 20162,413
Chapter 8: Let sleeping dragons lie. · 18th of January, 20164,227
Chapter 9: The beast within. · 3rd of February, 20167,709
Chapter 10: Prison of glass. · 10th of February, 20162,542
Chapter 11: PhD in Clueless. · 2nd of March, 20166,509
Chapter 12: Talks and Troubles · 3rd of April, 201610,454
Chapter 13: Spies, Cards and Doctors. · 22nd of April, 20164,838
Chapter 14: Trials are boring... · 20th of July, 20161,821
Chapter 15: Unless your life is on the line. · 30th of July, 201610,037
Chapter 16: Stone walls do not a prison make. · 5th of August, 20165,601
Chapter 17: When Chaos drives, Insanity holds the reins. · 9th of August, 201610,770
Chapter 18: Just a stranger on the road. · 19th of August, 20167,080
Chapter 19: Night of the Star Spiders. · 5th of September, 20165,056
Chapter 20: Into the Nest. · 18th of September, 20168,963
Chapter 21: Must be Tuesday. · 17th of October, 20165,998
Chapter 22: The first days of Spring. · 4th of November, 20166,057
Chapter 23: What songs do monsters like to sing? · 13th of November, 20165,635
Chapter 24: The best night ever? · 2nd of December, 20169,777
Chapter 25: When Fate gets bored, things go pear shaped. · 14th of January, 201716,901
Chapter 26: No going back. · 4th of February, 20175,513
Chapter 27: Hijinks on the high seas. · 21st of February, 20177,449
Chapter 28: Chains of Tyranny. · 22nd of March, 20179,701
Chapter 29: Wrath and Ruin. · 22nd of May, 201720,517
Chapter 30: Convergence. · 23rd of August, 201711,493
Chapter 31: From the journal of Aeron. · 25th of September, 20177,880
Chapter 32: Story time, Part 1. · 18th of December, 20174,283
Chapter 33: Story time: Part 2. · 27th of December, 20177,136
Chapter 34: Magic Duel. · 25th of March, 20189,069
Chapter 35: The day that Canterlot fell. · 4th of August, 201824,177
Chapter 36: Unexpect the expected? · 25th of April, 20194,672
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MLP: FiM Slice of Life Human Celestia Trixie Other Main 6 Changelings
After the defeat of Tirek, a special letter arrives with news from a secluded town in the middle of Nowhere. Now the main six are tasked with finding out what happened there, and who this Mister Baker really is.
Equestria is still picking up the pieces after the defeat of Tirek, and everypony is helping out with the paperwork, even Rainbow Dash. Things change when Princess Celestia arrives, bringing with her a letter with some very stunning accusations of the exploits of a resident in the town of Oasis. Now, the main six are tasked with finding out if the letter was truth or fiction. Did this Mister Baker really do what they claim? Only one way to find out.
However, Mister Baker is not who, or what they expected.
Rated Teen for occasional language.
Proof read and edited by the amazing SunnyPack , Snakeskin Ducktape , and Tyrannosaurus Tux .
Chapters The Letter · 9th of February, 20154,173
Oasis · 20th of March, 20156,029
Speak of the Devil · 29th of May, 20155,896
See no Evil, Part 1 · 18th of August, 20156,938
See No Evil, Part 2 · 9th of January, 20166,807
Bananas, Crackers, and Nuts · 2nd of July, 20169,385
Shadows · 10th of May, 20178,375
Turn Around · 15th of April, 20188,477
Only Fools Rush In · 7th of November, 20189,876
Intermission: Peruvian Walnut · 16th of July, 20194,675
Hangover, Hangover, Let the Whittler Come Over · 13th of July, 20209,301
Likes: 2884 Dislikes: 207
MLP: FiM Romance Adventure Comedy Human Celestia Luna Trixie OC Main 6
Stupid Human takes a trip to Equestria. But not the Equestria that he was wanting.
* Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *
Well, what can I say? This is the story of a man. Or maybe he was... a pony-man. Or maybe he was just a... Pony! But he was still...
FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!
... Yeah, this is that story. The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville. That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven. Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes. How does that not kick all kinds of flank?
So yeah, everything was awesome. The End.
Well, except for The Nightmare. And Trixie . And some jerk named David. Then there was that Azure Flora pony. And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!
Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it. If you want the story, it's provided right here.
Just a warning. I use cusswords like a big boy.
ALSO LUNA IS NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TROLL!
Chapters Chapter One: Your Body Is Not Ready · 16th of September, 201211,399
Chapter Two: In Soviet Equestria, Something Something Pony... · 1st of September, 201211,996
Chapter Three: A Series of Tubes and A Bucket of Water · 1st of September, 201210,539
Chapter Four: Luna’s Gonna Loon, Lucky’s Gonna Luck, Twilight’s Gonna Beat You To Death With A Book! · 1st of September, 201218,712
Chapter Five - Part One: Burning Books and Tech for Fun and Profit! · 30th of September, 201210,737
Chapter Five - Part Two: Burning Books and Tech for Fun and Profit! · 4th of October, 201219,883
Chapter Six: Pony Science, Pony Pancakes, Pony Ponies... Pony. · 10th of November, 201215,500
Chapter Seven: Glomping Ponies for Fun and Prof-... Well, Mostly Just Fun... · 23rd of July, 20138,030
Chapter Eight: Mr. The Shark, The Ponies Are Here For Your 5:00 Jumping · 8th of November, 201410,841
Chapter Nine: That Moment When You're Getting Attacked By The Darkness · 3rd of March, 201514,162
Chapter Ten - Part One: If I Had To Choose Between Lucky and Luna, I'd Commit Sudoku · 16th of January, 201610,422
Chapter Fifteen - Part One: Flutterfall · 20th of September, 201213,414
Chapter Fifteen - Part Two: A Few Good Mares · 20th of September, 201212,300
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MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Human Twilight Celestia Luna Other Chrysalis
I get caught booping Queen Chrysalis.
Queen Chrysalis likes it when I boop her on the nose. It helps her relax. However, one day, Princess Twilight Sparkle bursts in, thinking that Queen Chrysalis has put a spell on me.
Surely, when I explain to her that I boop her, she'll understand. Right?
Right?
Inspired by a delightful flash game that can be found here.
Featured on August 28th, 2016. This is as unexpected as it is amazing.
Chapters Booping Queen Chrysalis · 28th of August, 20163,483
Booping Princess Twilight Sparkle · 29th of August, 20163,649
Booping Princess Celestia · 31st of August, 20163,872
Booping Princess Luna · 3rd of September, 20163,091
Booping Maud Pie · 11th of September, 20163,373
Booping Nurse Redheart · 15th of September, 20163,627
Booping Ms. Harshwhinny · 17th of September, 20163,213
Booping Dragon Lord Ember · 23rd of September, 20163,694
Booping Ditzy Doo, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy & Applejack · 26th of September, 20164,590
Booping The Great & Powerful Trixie and.... · 7th of October, 20164,168
Booping Daring Do · 21st of October, 20165,644
Booping Discord · 28th of November, 20163,776
Booping Fluffle Puff and "Booping" Queen Chrysalis · 25th of December, 20166,114
Booping The New Year · 1st of January, 20174,032
Likes: 2262 Dislikes: 33
MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Crossover Trixie Main 6
Harry Dresden, Chicago's only professional wizard, accidentally travels to Equestria. What could go wrong?
Harry Dresden, Chicago's only professional wizard, accidentally travels to Equestria after being attacked in the Nevernever. Twilight is none too amused with their newest 'guest', but trouble is brewing. Somepony is planning something sinister and the mane six may need Dresden's help however little some of them want it.
Story Image by: Lynxgriffin Cover arrangement by: Novel Idea
Chapters Prologue · 28th of January, 2012911
Chapter One · 28th of January, 20123,466
Chapter Two · 29th of January, 20123,136
Chapter Three · 29th of January, 20124,765
Chapter Four · 1st of March, 20127,055
Chapter Five · 31st of January, 20126,017
Chapter Six · 31st of January, 20125,495
Chapter Seven · 31st of January, 20126,804
Chapter Eight · 1st of February, 20126,948
Chapter Nine · 2nd of February, 20126,677
Chapter Ten · 2nd of February, 20129,145
Chapter Eleven · 3rd of February, 20127,214
Chapter Twelve · 3rd of February, 20126,835
Likes: 1908 Dislikes: 144
MLP: FiM Sex Gore Violence Death Profanity Romance Adventure Comedy Twilight Rainbow Dash Scootaloo Trixie OC
A Blue Angels pilot is saved from a fiery crash by a most unexpected savior
The Blue Angels: the greatest stunt pilot group on or above Earth. When one of their recruits is involved in a horrible mid-flight accident, the last thing he ever expected was being saved by a blue angel of his own...
^------------Inspired by this epic pic by johnjoseco.deviantart.com
WARNING: This story contains quite a bit of Applied and Theoretical Physics, so just a heads up! ^^;
Also contains strong language/suggestive content when appropriate MAY become mature later on depending on reader feedback...which I do greatly appreciate and welcome :)
Further Story-related information may be found here:http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/92839
Ponyville Reference Map for this story: http://s938.photobucket.com/user/9moviefan/media/PonyvilleMap-1.jpg.html?sort=3&o=78
Song Playlist (warning, may contain spoilers!) :Blue Angel Playlist
Blue Angel now has a TVTropes Page!
Chapters Prologue-Pt 1: Clear for Takeoff! · 9th of September, 20122,826
Prologue-Pt 2: Risky Business · 21st of September, 20123,275
Prologue-Pt 3: Toes For Breakfast?! · 21st of September, 20122,783
Prologue-Pt 4: Back To The Basics · 14th of August, 20124,559
Prologue-Pt 5: What Are Friends For? · 14th of August, 20123,205
Prologue-Pt 6: Just Me Being Me · 14th of August, 20123,420
Prologue-Pt 7: New Kid On The Block · 14th of August, 20123,187
Prologue-Pt 8: Secrets and Lies...and Pinkie Promises · 15th of November, 20126,754
Prologue-Pt 9: Emotional Divergence · 14th of August, 20126,894
Prologue-Pt 10: The Things We (Mis)Say · 16th of November, 20123,034
Prologue-Pt 11: For the First Time in a Long Time · 14th of August, 20126,975
Prologue-Pt 12: A Little Daring Do · 18th of August, 201210,015
Prologue Q&A Responses and stuff! 8D · 20th of April, 2012891
The Hurricane-Pt 1: Mornings Are Awkward · 14th of August, 20125,425
The Hurricane-Pt 2: Ignorance is Bliss · 14th of August, 20129,425
The Hurricane-Pt 3: Meanwhile... · 28th of November, 20124,677
The Hurricane-Pt 4: Invasion of Privacy · 14th of August, 20124,053
The Hurricane-Pt 5: Mind = Blown · 14th of August, 201211,301
The Hurricane-Pt 6: Rock Shows, Bad Hair, and Groupies · 17th of September, 20126,087
The Hurricane-Pt 7: You Need Professional Help · 14th of August, 20127,316
The Hurricane-Pt 8: Not At All What I Expected · 24th of November, 20125,762
The Hurricane-Pt 9: Prove Me Wrong · 14th of August, 20125,907
The Hurricane-Pt 10: Many Meetings · 14th of August, 20127,273
The Hurricane-Pt 11: A Necessary Evil · 14th of August, 201213,038
The Hurricane-Pt 12: Miyagi · 14th of August, 201211,065
The Hurricane Story Arc Q&A Responses! · 10th of June, 20121,689
The Running-Pt 1: On Your Mark... · 14th of August, 20128,961
The Running-Pt 2: Crepuscular Conversing · 14th of August, 20127,864
The Running-Pt 3: Security Matters · 14th of August, 20128,491
The Running-Pt 4: A Line in the Sand · 14th of August, 201210,099
The Running-Pt 5: Royal Librarian Revelations · 14th of August, 201210,764
The Running-Pt 6: Get Set... · 1st of September, 201210,837
The Running-Pt 7: There's a Storm Coming... · 14th of August, 201211,309
The Running-Pt 8: A Thief, A Crusader, and a Hell of a Night · 28th of November, 201211,646
The Running-Pt 9: BBFAD · 14th of August, 201211,822
The Running-Pt 10: ...Go! · 14th of August, 201212,754
The Running-Pt 11: I Won't Back Down · 14th of August, 201211,860
The Running-Pt 12: Cutting Deep · 14th of August, 201210,921
The Running Q&A Responses! · 19th of August, 20121,114
Inseptium Nova-Pt 1: Red Barons and Herrings · 23rd of August, 201214,883
Inseptium Nova-Pt 2: You've Gotta Be Bucking Kidding Me... · 3rd of September, 201210,314
Inseptium Nova-Pt 3: Hammer-space and Musical Therapy · 3rd of September, 201217,540
Inseptium Nova-Pt 4: Trix Are For Kids... · 13th of December, 20129,728
Inseptium Nova: Pt 5: The Great and Powerful Escape · 8th of September, 20126,496
Inseptium Nova-Pt 6: The Enemy of My Enemy... · 14th of September, 201211,607
Inseptium Nova-Pt 7: Pyromania and Deja-Vu · 17th of September, 201211,137
Inseptium Nova-Pt 8: Murphy's Law · 27th of November, 201215,280
Inseptium Nova-Pt 9: Trouble on the Horizon · 22nd of September, 20129,668
Inseptium Nova-Pt 10: Acceptance · 25th of September, 201210,147
Inseptium Nova-Pt 11: Magic Kindergarten 101 · 4th of October, 20129,463
Inseptium Nova-Pt 12: Magic Kindergarten 201 · 5th of October, 20126,018
Inseptium Nova-Pt 13: Today, I Learned · 13th of October, 20127,043
Inseptium Nova-Pt 14: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? · 6th of December, 20128,008
Inseptium Nova-Pt 15: Volare · 6th of November, 201230,854
Inseptium Nova Q&A Character Responses! · 8th of November, 201218,764
Truth or Dare-Pt 1: Antici-....pation · 16th of November, 20128,764
Truth or Dare-Pt 2: Zero · 25th of November, 201215,409
Truth or Dare-Pt 3: Mea Culpa · 7th of December, 201212,768
Truth or Dare-Pt 4: Suspicions, Celebrations, and Inebriations · 7th of December, 201216,982
Truth or Dare-Pt 5: A Fighting Chance · 14th of December, 201218,792
Truth or Dare-Pt 6: Playing Chicken · 19th of December, 201211,004
Truth or Dare-Pt 7: Sharp Conversations · 27th of December, 20128,019
Truth or Dare-Pt 8: Hello, Murphy... · 5th of January, 201315,667
Truth or Dare-Pt 9: Good Intentions Pave the Path to Ponyhell · 24th of January, 201319,523
Truth or Dare-Pt 10: Fool's Gold Still Shines · 2nd of February, 201318,626
Truth or Dare-Pt 11: Thunderstruck · 16th of February, 201326,306
Truth or Dare-Pt 12: The Only Thing Missing... · 1st of March, 201321,509
Truth or Dare-Pt 13: ...Is You By My Side · 16th of March, 201324,353
Truth or Dare-Pt 14: Pride... · 27th of March, 201317,692
Truth or Dare-Pt 15: ...and Prejudice · 22nd of June, 201330,738
Truth or Dare Pt-16: The Princess and the Pebble · 14th of June, 201422,663
Truth or Dare-Pt 17: Sovereign Skullduggery · 24th of July, 201813,378
Likes: 1897 Dislikes: 55
MLP: FiM Comedy Slice of Life Human Main 6
When Fluttershy encounters a new creature in the Everfree forest, how will the ponies deal with its strange ways and its inability to speak?
On a visit to the Everfree forest, Fluttershy encounters a creature she has never seen before. It’s tall, it wears clothes and nopony can understand it. Can the ponies of Ponyville make friends with this new creature, even when they do not understand eachother?
(28.1.2017) Did I...Did I get featured? I think I got featured!
Huge thanks to lordelliott for helping me proofread and edit.
Chapters Chapter 1 - A chance encounter · 16th of January, 20171,201
Chapter 2 - Monsters are boring · 23rd of January, 20171,826
Chapter 3 - For whom the bell tolls · 26th of January, 20172,549
Chapter 4 - The terror that is Fluttershy · 27th of January, 20171,556
Chapter 5 - If at first you fail, try, try again · 28th of January, 20172,750
Interlude - Penpals · 30th of January, 2017971
Chapter 6 - Friends and family · 1st of February, 20173,865
Chapter 7 - Old fashion, new fashion (Edited) · 3rd of February, 20173,296
Chapter 8 - In to Ponyville · 8th of February, 20172,487
Chapter 9 - Welcome to Ponyville · 18th of February, 20173,898
Interlude - Sun and Moon · 22nd of February, 2017872
Chapter 10 - Neighbourly · 1st of March, 20173,406
Chapter 11 - Magic Duel · 4th of March, 20173,390
Chapter 12 - Aftermath · 22nd of March, 20171,971
Chapter 13 - Lessons · 28th of March, 20174,755
Interlude - Look before you sleep, take two · 7th of May, 20171,499
Chapter 14 - Music Is In the Air · 15th of May, 20172,875
Chapter 15 - Sleepless in Ponyville · 28th of May, 20178,355
Interlude - Tea Time in Dream Time · 4th of June, 20171,344
Chapter 16 - Trixie 's Farewell Party, Part 1 · 24th of July, 20175,999
Chapter 17 - Trixie 's Farewell Party, Part 2 · 1st of August, 20177,944
Chapter 18 - Trixie 's Farewell Party, Part 3 · 6th of August, 20171,928
Interlude - Preparing For... · 30th of August, 2017701
Interlude - A Morning Detour · 4th of September, 20171,927
Chapter 19 - A Royal Visit · 16th of September, 20177,148
Chapter 20 - Friendly Visit, Part 1 · 16th of February, 20183,684
Chapter 21 - Friendly Visit, Part 2 · 5th of March, 20183,783
Chapter 22 - Friendly Visit, Part 3 · 26th of March, 20186,810
Interlude - ??? · 26th of March, 2018535
Interlude - R&R (April Fools) · 1st of April, 20183,405
Interlude - Letter From Twilight · 8th of April, 20182,159
Chapter 23 - Roommate, Part 1 · 5th of July, 20185,478
Chapter 24 - Roommate, Part 2 · 23rd of November, 20184,865
Chapter 25 - Roommate, Part 3 · 17th of December, 20185,534
Chapter 26 - Keep Calm And Visit Your Neighbors, Part 1 · 14th of May, 20193,697
Chapter 27 - Keep Calm And Visit Your Neighbors, Part 2 · 7th of April, 20204,884
Likes: 1890 Dislikes: 19
MLP: FiM Dark Comedy Random Trixie Starlight Glimmer
Trixie 's line of work is dangerous. But she's a careful showpony, and that's why she's only died a few dozen times in her career. She thinks this is normal.
Trixie 's line of work is dangerous. But she's a careful showpony, and that's why she's only died a few dozen times in her career.
She thinks this is normal.
Chapters
Likes: 1691 Dislikes: 78
MLP: FiM Sex Adventure Comedy Human Alt. Universe Trixie Spitfire Lyra Main 6 Sunset Shimmer
Nightmare Moon banished Celestia, only to be defeated by Ahuizotl. Ponykind were made the scapegoats to blame for her scourge. 1000 years they pray for a saviour to deliver them. Anypony will do. Enter the last hope, a pizza delivery dude.
"Ponykind must have run out of colours when they finally got to this pony. Everything from his mane to his ass was all seven colours of gloom and doom. He was so dark and brooding he probably ate glittery emos and shat vampire bats.” - Quote of the Week
1000 years the ponies have prayed for a saviour to deliver them, whether it was their long lost sun goddess Celestia, or even Nightmare Moon, maybe even the chaos lord Discord, anypony! After suffering under the yoke of a tyrant god for so long, they decided any saviour will do, even a dark demonic overlord. One unicorn sorceress finally decides to take matters into her own hooves. She sets out to the frozen ruins of a long lost Empire in the Crystal Mountains bearing a grand sacrifice of 1000 ponies in an attempt to summon the dark demonic overlord of the Crystal Empire.
When the dark ritual turned up a blank, the universe decides to shuffle in the next best thing. Will he rise up to the expectations of his newfound flock? He'd better, and quickly, for the tyrant god's inquisition is out to get him and the 1000 'blasphemers' involved in his summoning. With a nation to build and an evil tyrant god to fight, never has there been a taller order to fill. But it's alright, he's a dark demonic overlord, right? He quickly finds that with some smokes and mirrors and the help of 1000 very magical ponies, anyone can look the part, even an entirely magic-inert pizza delivery dude.
Now a long-haul fic! Many thanks to everyone who convinced me to make this a reality!
Many many thanks to the Editing team, Dumbgamer99 , Not A Hat , and Brad The Brony . Be sure to thank them by checking out their pages!
Our lovable number one overdude assistant, Crystal Heart, now has a musical theme, aptly titled 'Dual Core A.I.', kindly provided by AdmiralTigerclaw ! Epic now comes in an entirely new flavour! Many thanks!
Somebody kindly messaged me and told me I should announce here that the story was featured from 27 - 30th of April. I completely missed that but many thanks for making that possible, everyone!
Cover Art: Placeholder drawn by me. Will be a background for a full cover at some point.
Chapters The Evil Overdude Awakens · 27th of April, 201412,771
The God Emperor of Ponykind And His Long and Tight Genes - Part 1 · 1st of May, 201415,553
The God Emperor of Ponykind and The Bubble-Wrap Dance - Part 2 · 6th of May, 20148,083
The OverEmperor and His OverSexy Air-Guitar - Part 1 · 16th of May, 201413,117
The OverEmperor Rocks Hard - Part 2 · 31st of May, 201411,168
1000 Vignette Mares - Chapter 1 - Good Honest Ground · 1st of June, 20143,296
The Evil Overdude Sleep-talks, Sleep-walks and Sleep-s***s - Part 1 · 12th of June, 20146,951
The Evil Overdude and the Elements of Epic - Part 2 · 17th of June, 20147,097
The Evil Overdude and an Uncertain but Sexy Railgun - Part 3 · 5th of July, 20147,134
1000 Vignette Mares - Chapter 2 - My Little Wish · 26th of August, 201410,534
The OverSexy OverPheromones Don't Have an 'Off' Button, Okay?! · 26th of February, 201513,481
Chapter 10 - OverCame, OverSaw, OverConquered. Not Necessarily in That Order · 21st of June, 20159,176
Likes: 1645 Dislikes: 84
MLP: FiM Adventure Human Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia Luna Trixie Lyra
A dispute between Celestia and Luna leads to Celestia accidentally making contact with humans.
After an argument with Luna, Celestia realizes that she is the only creature in Equestria who cannot sleep in. She enlists Twilight to help, and the two of them come up with a spell that will allow her to spend the night on a different world. Unfortunately, all their research failed to reveal that the world they sought was populated. Now, the Princess must decide whether to continue with contact, or destroy the only non-Equestrian witness to their existence.
Cover art is called "Sleeping Celestia" by Briskby
Chapters Prologue · 12th of January, 20136,178
Chapter 1 : What Could Go Wrong? · 19th of January, 201310,506
Chapter 2: An Unexpected Surprise · 29th of January, 20138,523
Chapter 3: Deliberations · 9th of February, 20138,207
Chapter 4: Repercussions · 16th of February, 20137,767
Chapter 5: Preparations · 24th of February, 201310,184
Chapter 6: Morning Lessons · 5th of March, 201310,233
Chapter 7: Further Revelations · 16th of March, 20138,733
Chapter 8: Analysis · 6th of April, 201313,081
Chapter 9: Mistakes · 27th of April, 201313,488
Chapter 10: Redemption · 19th of May, 201310,489
Chapter 11: Run Lyra Run · 2nd of June, 201310,924
Chapter 12: Sunset · 28th of July, 201315,660
Chapter 13: Hospital · 1st of September, 20139,863
Onto the Pony Planet · 20th of September, 20133,458
Likes: 1622 Dislikes: 105
MLP: FiM Dark Adventure Human Celestia OC
After an existential journey goes wrong, a man finds himself in Equestiria. With no way to return home he has no choice but to find a path in a new body. Will he discover a place to belong once again in this new land, or be forced to carve one out?
After an existential journey goes wrong, a man finds himself in Equestria. With no way to return home he has no choice but to find a path in a new body. Will he discover a place to belong once again in this new land, or be forced to carve one out?
Chapters Mistakes · 23rd of January, 20169,040
An Unexpected Adventure · 23rd of January, 20166,274
The fortress · 24th of January, 20163,984
Finding his way to Ponyville · 24th of January, 20164,052
Starting again · 24th of January, 201612,157
A Visitor · 25th of January, 20166,524
A dream · 27th of January, 201612,946
Time passing · 27th of January, 20165,180
The pause before- · 27th of January, 20169,021
-the Storm · 27th of January, 201612,039
Run (Act two) · 28th of January, 201610,032
New places old faces · 30th of January, 20166,499
Mercenaries · 30th of January, 201610,009
So whats happening in Equestria? · 1st of February, 201610,223
A jaunt into enemy territory. · 1st of February, 20169,386
An army marches on its stomach · 2nd of February, 20167,562
The town. · 4th of February, 20169,663
Two friends and a sudden drop · 5th of February, 201611,230
Treacherous Ground · 6th of February, 20169,688
Inevitable. · 7th of February, 20165,283
The price of victory · 9th of February, 20165,951
The mistake · 13th of February, 20164,236
Ice wings decision. · 13th of February, 2016881
Extra chapter: Map of the land below the great divide. · 16th of February, 20160
On slavery in Tietus · 28th of February, 20169,604
The Pit · 25th of December, 201610,853
Parties and fools · 31st of December, 201612,650
A Mares Question · 23rd of April, 20172,164
Grinding Stone · 23rd of April, 20175,892
Reborn · 24th of April, 20179,187
Around the Block · 10th of June, 201711,539
Waves of Water and Other Kinds · 1st of July, 20175,830
Herridon: One Eye Rot · 23rd of October, 20175,613
Herridon: Fractured edge · 24th of October, 20174,528
Herridon: Tradition · 25th of October, 20178,631
Princesses, Kings and Men. · 30th of March, 201811,934
Task for Trixie · 9th of June, 20187,647
Hold the presses · 4th of January, 20199,399
Leading a Pony to Water · 27th of January, 201912,591
Likes: 1535 Dislikes: 71
MLP: FiM Slice of Life Human Twilight OC Cadance Main 6
The Piano Man is free, but must now recover from his captivity and adjust to life in Equestria.
The Piano Man has spent the last month in captivity, forced to play the piano as part of The Great and Powerful Trixie 's traveling show. Now he's free, and recovering under the care of the Equestrian monarchy while Trixie awaits trial for her crimes. All is not well, however. The Piano Man has a long road of recovery ahead, and all the time he must compete with overbearing carers, his own mental trauma, and even discrimination from members of Equestria's unicorn supremacist subculture.
This story is the kinda (can't stress that part enough) better-written sequel to 'The Piano Man '. Because the first story involved some rather dark scenes, I have included a helpful catch-up in the first chapter - so if you have no interest in reading a dark story, then you can ignore the first piece and skip straight ahead to this one. 'The Piano Man: Act II' is most certainly not a dark story, and neither is it sad. The sad tag is in place for scenes in which I reference the previous installment, and nothing else.
The absolutely amazing cover image was created by the even more amazing WIL_I_ZIN , (deviantART ) who is just... just awesome , for helping out.
Chapters Monday Syndrome · 12th of August, 20124,186
A Walk Through Town · 13th of August, 20123,508
Meeting The Royalty - Part 1 · 7th of September, 20122,587
Meeting The Royalty - Part 2 · 16th of August, 20122,844
Party Reasonably · 13th of October, 20122,969
Reflections · 13th of October, 20122,828
Midnight Musings · 10th of September, 20123,179
Cadance's Troubles - Part 1 · 7th of September, 20123,139
Cadance's Troubles - Part 2 · 30th of August, 20123,615
Keys' Statement · 21st of September, 20123,784
The Scene of the Crime · 7th of September, 20123,961
Talking Time · 13th of September, 20125,724
Trust (Revised) · 7th of October, 20124,336
Unwanted Memories · 7th of October, 20124,459
An Eventful Morning - Part 1 · 14th of October, 20122,743
An Eventful Morning - Part 2 · 28th of October, 20123,920
An Eventful Morning - Part 3 · 2nd of November, 20122,324
All That Glitters... · 26th of November, 20123,725
Meeting the Parents · 21st of November, 20123,887
Religion · 13th of December, 20124,546
Preparations · 18th of January, 20134,051
The Trial · 11th of February, 20135,839
Last Words · 13th of March, 20135,887
Epilogue: Part 1 - Afterparty · 26th of April, 20136,542
Epilogue: Part 2 - Twilight · 16th of November, 20138,334
Holiday Special: Fitzgeraldian Grandeur, Fitzgeraldian Tragedy · 28th of December, 20145,367
Likes: 1507 Dislikes: 123
MLP: FiM Comedy Slice of Life Human Pinkie Derpy OC Main 6 CMCs
A young man finds himself in a world beyond his wildest imaginations...
A young man named Dave, while writing a personal journal about his perceptions of liking the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic", is unexpectedly whisked away into the land of Equestria, where his memories about the world even being part of a show are erased, leaving him lost in an unfamiliar land. Luckily, help comes to him in the form of a pony named Pinkie Pie, who immediately dubs him her new friend, and introduces him to life in Equestria...
Cover art done by Redback Spino
Editing: Firebirdbtops
Chapters Where Am I? · 26th of November, 20123,536
Welcome to Ponyville · 26th of November, 20122,848
A Dash of Rainbow · 26th of November, 20122,937
An Apple Family Brunch · 26th of November, 20123,058
A Rare Opportunity · 26th of November, 20123,703
Always the Shy Ones · 26th of November, 20123,298
Twilight Sparkle · 2nd of December, 20125,312
Sugarcube Corner · 24th of September, 20123,855
My Dinner With Pinkie · 24th of September, 20122,143
Surprise! · 6th of July, 20122,699
A Party to Remember · 8th of July, 20123,991
Morning in Ponyville · 20th of July, 20123,548
An Afternoon With Twi · 24th of July, 20122,751
Ponies Tell the Best Tales · 3rd of August, 20123,410
Rarity Works Her Magic · 12th of November, 20123,875
Meet the Crusaders · 27th of November, 20124,352
A Chat with Applejack · 24th of September, 20123,881
Ironmane · 14th of August, 20122,446
Derpy Hooves · 17th of August, 20123,238
Where oh Where Has Our Scootaloo Gone? · 23rd of August, 20123,613
Into the Forest · 31st of August, 20122,682
Zecora of the Everfree · 2nd of September, 20122,561
What to Do for Scootaloo · 4th of September, 20122,987
Scootaloo's Tale · 9th of September, 20123,425
My Best Pony Pal, Pinkie Pie · 12th of September, 20122,865
How to Find a Mommy · 15th of September, 20122,032
I-de-a! · 14th of September, 20122,627
Scootaloo's New Home · 28th of September, 20122,768
The Great and Powerful Trixie · 26th of September, 20124,921
Melody and Heartstrings · 18th of October, 20123,221
The Calm Before the Plunge · 12th of October, 20123,954
The Q&A · 12th of November, 20127,935
An Attempt at Peace, Failed · 2nd of December, 20125,316
A Nightmare to End All · 9th of December, 20124,138
*Alternate POV* Nocturnal Doings · 17th of December, 20125,503
Letters, Bullies, and Harvesting · 22nd of December, 20125,419
Dinky Hooves, Cutie Mark Crusader · 11th of January, 20134,128
A Night On the Lanes · 14th of January, 20134,847
The Complicated History of a Showpony · 20th of January, 20135,840
A Step Toward Home · 23rd of January, 20134,782
A Day at the Spa · 5th of February, 20135,925
The Running of the Leaves · 19th of February, 20136,511
Off to Canterlot · 4th of March, 20135,250
An Inside Tour of Canterlot · 8th of March, 20132,886
A Meeting with Her Majesty · 10th of March, 20135,238
Last Evening in Canterlot · 17th of March, 20133,764
A New Home · 21st of March, 20135,215
A New Home Means New Neighbors · 26th of March, 20133,456
Cider Season · 1st of April, 20135,409
A Great and Powerful Argument · 4th of April, 20134,057
*Alternate POV* That Same Friday · 6th of April, 20134,371
Pinkie Pie's Homecoming · 7th of April, 20134,578
Tribune and Trixie · 7th of April, 20134,536
The Sick and Bedridden Trixie · 13th of April, 20133,416
What to Do, What to Do · 18th of April, 20134,844
Dolly Tribune's Big Scoop · 27th of April, 20135,431
Reparations Made · 6th of May, 20136,072
It Was a Dark and Stormy Day... · 10th of May, 20133,590
Welcome Back! · 19th of May, 20135,477
Cutie Mark Crusaders Pirates · 27th of May, 20135,786
On the Way to Recovery · 31st of May, 20135,188
Preparing for Nightmare Night · 8th of June, 20134,533
Slumber Party at Dave's · 14th of June, 20136,521
Trixie 's Revenge· 14th of June, 20133,857
Nightmare Night · 19th of June, 20137,632
The Round Table · 30th of June, 20135,882
Operation: Car · 8th of July, 20133,509
The Haggler's Way to A Better Bargain · 20th of July, 20133,849
Raising The Bits: Week 1 · 24th of July, 20134,495
*Alternate POV* Evening Happenings · 28th of July, 20133,089
Happy Not-Quite Birthday! · 4th of August, 20135,765
Raising the Bits: Week 2 · 17th of August, 20137,813
Babysitting Sweetie Belle · 24th of August, 20135,843
The Best-Laid Plans of Foals and Men · 31st of August, 20131,895
To Catch a Thief · 2nd of September, 20133,098
The Rainbow Avenger · 11th of September, 20134,116
The Junior Derby · 12th of September, 20136,195
First Day of Winter · 24th of September, 20133,329
Bonbons and Bunnies · 2nd of October, 20135,336
*Alternate POV* That Same Winter Evening · 13th of October, 20133,141
Essays and Ice Skating · 16th of October, 20135,125
First Day of Work · 24th of October, 20135,083
Unexpected Meetings · 30th of October, 20135,016
Scales and Arpeggios · 9th of November, 20134,246
Shopper's Anxiety · 1st of December, 20133,698
Gathering Gift Ideas · 24th of December, 20134,698
Shopping and Piano Practice · 24th of December, 20133,435
A Busy Sunday · 6th of January, 20144,657
Canterlot Shopping Spree · 6th of February, 20145,465
*Alternate POV* Winter Doings · 7th of February, 20142,549
Return to Ponyville · 26th of February, 20144,615
Hearth's Warming Eve · 28th of February, 20147,495
An Un-Equestrian Child · 11th of March, 20146,501
Hearth's Warming Day · 9th of April, 20146,596
A Full Day · 2nd of May, 20144,353
New Year's Eve · 20th of May, 20146,180
Post-New Year's Weekend · 19th of September, 20145,541
A Very Full Monday · 30th of September, 20143,939
A Trip to Cloudsdale · 10th of October, 20146,660
*100th Chapter Special* *Alternate POV* Codfish · 21st of November, 20144,219
The Crystal Empire · 5th of February, 20155,234
An Evening Talk with Celestia · 12th of February, 20156,341
A Busy Week in Canterlot · 4th of April, 20154,518
Reunion, and Off Once More · 4th of May, 20153,559
A Devious Plot · 4th of June, 20152,031
The Empire At Last · 19th of July, 20153,102
Back to Ponyville · 22nd of September, 20154,983
Speech Prep · 11th of November, 20153,217
The Speech · 17th of November, 20152,614
*Alternate POV* A Hooves' Day Out · 6th of January, 20165,207
A Day with Pinkie Pie · 4th of February, 20166,692
Solitude, Skeet Shooting, and Sickness · 8th of March, 20164,762
Off to the Lounge · 26th of March, 20162,752
The Brimstone Lounge · 13th of April, 20165,390
Post-Grand Opening Excitement · 4th of May, 20165,029
Back to Work at Bon Bon's · 3rd of June, 20162,780
Hearts and Hooves Day · 10th of June, 20163,955
A Brief Lull · 20th of July, 20166,429
Dinner with the Pies · 17th of August, 20163,543
First Day On the Farm · 23rd of August, 20165,176
*Alternate POV* Doings Elsewhere · 13th of September, 20165,838
Albums and Archeology · 28th of September, 20164,082
Last Days on the Farm · 14th of October, 20164,892
Sunday, Busy Sunday · 18th of November, 20165,043
Last Week of Winter · 9th of January, 20174,189
Revelations on the Last Day of Winter · 15th of January, 20173,799
Winter Wrap Up · 12th of March, 20176,543
Spring Has Sprung · 24th of April, 20174,094
Crazy Sunday · 2nd of September, 20175,958
*Alternate POV* Rainy Day Doings · 26th of November, 20175,270
Busy First Week of Spring · 26th of March, 20185,354
Concert Talk · 12th of June, 20184,692
Time with Twilight · 1st of October, 20186,047
Surprises Galore · 21st of December, 20184,445
Unexpected Revelations · 16th of August, 20193,544
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MLP: FiM Sex Comedy Random Celestia Trixie Main 6 Starlight Glimmer
Twilight Sparkle recieves a very formal letter from Princess Celestia. Now everypony's in trouble.
Twilight Sparkle gathers her friends after receiving a rather distressing letter from her mentor, Princess Celestia. She's not happy about the contents, at all.
It seems her friends all went on some magical adventure without her. And now they're all in a lot of trouble.
Sex tag and Teen rating for some crude humor.
Chapters
Likes: 1272 Dislikes: 131
MLP: FiM Sex Romance Drama Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Rainbow Dash Celestia Luna Bon-Bon Other
Time has forgotten him, but when Luna returns from the moon, he comes back to Equestria. What zany adventures will this ancient being get into once he returns to a peace-loving land?
Ages ago, Firefly flew across the Rainbow, to find help in dealing with Tirek. She came back with a human, Megan Williams. The Diplomat to Ponykind, wielder of the Rainbow of Light.
That was not the only help the wild magic of the land brought forward.
A human appeared near a magical fountain, near a mare that carried two fillies inside her. Armed with a sword that could slay anything and unending life thanks to said fountain, this second human came back with the mare to Dream Valley, and earned a reputation as The Sword, for he defended Ponykind against the darkness when the Diplomat could not soothe things over.
That was two ages ago. Time moved on. The Windigoes came. The Unification happened. Discord happened. The Crystal Empire happened. And the human remained by his foster daughter's side through all of this.
Until Nightmare Moon happened, and he nearly raised his sword against his daughter.
So he left, to seek solace, to seek guidance from the world itself from what he'd nearly done. But when the mark on the moon vanished, the human took note of that...and the day that happened afterwards.
Now...he's come home.
ADDITIONAL TAGS: Adventure, all the ponies. This is essentially a rewrite with one more character being added into the mix, to see what happens. He's not a 'seventh element of harmony.' I will admit in later chapters he might seem overpowered, but remember...
Whatever magic you practice...has a price. He just has the ability to bounce back from almost anything...eventually.
Warning: There will be sex in later chapters. And this is another story the Ausbrony and I have written together. Rather than seperate it out, I'm just gonna tag it Mature now.
EDIT: Featured on the DAY it was posted. My fans are nuts. In a good way.
SECOND EDIT: Cover art! Commissioned by iakovl , done by Atlas-66 .
Chapters Chapter 1 - The Return of the Father · 19th of April, 20175,638
Chapter 2 - A day on the town · 26th of April, 20175,476
Chapter 3 - Dealing with a Dragon · 3rd of May, 20175,886
Chapter 4 - House warming, just not with actual fire · 10th of May, 20177,062
Chapter 05 - Interrogations are never gentle · 17th of May, 20176,454
Chapter 06 - A swarm of problems · 24th of May, 20176,281
Chapter 07 - The Winter Ball · 31st of May, 201715,797
Chapter 08 - Enter Cadence · 7th of June, 201710,258
Chapter 09 - Hearth's Warming · 14th of June, 20177,472
Chapter 10 - Wrapping up Winter, or not. · 21st of June, 20176,476
Chapter 11 - A piece of the past · 28th of June, 20178,302
Chapter 12 - Everypony in that town is crazy! · 5th of July, 201711,863
Chapter 13 - The fitting of a lifetime · 12th of July, 20177,689
Chapter 14 - Mornings after are dangerous · 19th of July, 20178,046
Chapter 15 - Old magic, new fights · 26th of July, 201710,070
Chapter 16 - Family reunion, family party · 3rd of August, 201715,891
Chapter 17 - The true depth of art · 10th of August, 201713,482
Chapter 18 - New teacher in town · 16th of August, 201711,626
Chapter 19 - Adjustments Required · 23rd of August, 201716,585
Chapter 20 - Rebirth of Earth · 30th of August, 201712,301
Chapter 21 - Tragically short modeling career · 7th of September, 201712,374
Chapter 22 - Maid to order · 13th of September, 20179,896
Chapter 23 - Ascending Art · 20th of September, 20177,671
Chapter 24 - Control your brooms · 27th of September, 20176,302
Chapter 25 - Round one, tie · 4th of October, 20178,317
Chapter 26 - Advanced Lessons · 11th of October, 20178,465
Chapter 27 - A-Muse-ing Consequences · 18th of October, 20178,443
Chapter 28 - Prince of the Schoolyard · 25th of October, 20179,001
Chapter 29 - Secrets, Lies, and Monster ties · 1st of November, 20178,532
Chapter 30 - Parties for one and pranks for some · 9th of November, 20179,353
Chapter 31 - The Gala before the storm · 15th of November, 20176,420
Chapter 32 - Dealing with a troublesome past · 22nd of November, 20177,458
Chapter 33 - Welcome back. · 29th of November, 20177,754
Chapter 34 - Alicorn Errands · 6th of December, 20179,559
Chapter 35 - Home again · 13th of December, 201711,234
Chapter 36 - A nightmare settling in · 20th of December, 201711,832
Chapter 37 - Griffon playtime · 27th of December, 201711,335
Chapter 38 - What a fright · 3rd of January, 201812,901
Chapter 39 - Birthday Gifts · 10th of January, 201817,375
Chapter 40 - The great chase · 17th of January, 201810,493
Chapter 41 - Piece of the past · 24th of January, 20189,722
Chapter 42 - What lies above · 31st of January, 201810,121
Chapter 43 - Do you hear the bells? · 7th of February, 20189,882
Chapter 44 - Proposals are a real battle · 14th of February, 20189,100
Chapter 45 - A little taste of the music · 21st of February, 201815,619
Chapter 46 - Learning from Greed · 28th of February, 20188,915
Chapter 47 - When Aspects clash · 7th of March, 201813,323
Chapter 48 - Time and Nightmares · 14th of March, 20189,190
Chapter 49 - Family day and intimate proposals · 21st of March, 201810,804
Chapter 50 - Honesty is the best policy · 28th of March, 201812,062
Chapter 51 - Daily Skirmishes · 4th of April, 20189,429
Chapter 52 - Taking care of business · 11th of April, 201810,327
Chapter 53 - Of Dragon Journeys, Hooves and Hearts · 18th of April, 201815,463
Chapter 54 - Aerial relations · 25th of April, 201810,731
Chapter 55 - This day was just perfect...kinda · 2nd of May, 20189,328
Chapter 56 - Fallout · 9th of May, 20187,221
Chapter 57 - Old friends are like family · 16th of May, 201811,077
Chapter 58 - A perfect wedding day, at last · 23rd of May, 201810,217
Chapter 59 - The more things change, the more they stay the same · 30th of May, 201811,003
Chapter 60 - An Empire of problems · 6th of June, 201810,295
Chapter 61 - Healing and remembering · 13th of June, 201815,420
Chapter 62 - Shadows and Sounds · 20th of June, 20189,753
Chapter 63 - A full set · 27th of June, 201812,070
Chapter 64 - So many Pinkies · 4th of July, 20189,461
Chapter 65 - Training to overcome your fears · 11th of July, 20189,614
Chapter 66 - Keeping up with the news · 18th of July, 20189,643
Chapter 67 - Apogee of the Sun · 25th of July, 20189,171
Chapter 68 - Silly amulet, Trixie 's for kids · 1st of August, 20185,736
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