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MLP: FiM Sex Non-con Violence Profanity Dark Adventure Comedy Human Celestia Luna OC Discord Main 6
Discord makes a deal with Celestia, sending a human to Equestria at the start of season two.
When Discord breaks free of his stone prison, he proves to be much older and wiser than he was on the show. A being of ancient and unimaginable power, he forces Celestia to make a deal to save her little ponies. What she doesn't realize is that one of the terms of the deal is that she forgets ever making it. Enter Navarone, a poor human just trying to get by—or at least, to the ponies that's what he looks like. Pulled from his home by an accidental summoning from one Twilight Sparkle, Navarone is thrust into a world of ponies and more violence than he expected from such a peaceful seeming world. These are his adventures—with a few asides from everybody's favorite Lord of Chaos, of course.
Now on TVtropes! I answered a ton of questions for the fellow making this, so the stuff on there is mostly accurate.
Cover picture by a fellow called Sawhorse . If you see any mistakes, send me a PM with the chapter, the line, and the mistake and I'll fix it. This thing is huge. There are plenty of mistakes in there. Also, there are spoilers in the comments.
If you want a download link to the story or to see it before the rewrite.
I make all the clop in this story skippable. But if you don't want to see it at all, I have it without clop on gdocs. But if you're a dirty heathen and you like clop, here's your version.
It feels unfair to spoil a story in the description, but a lot of people have asked for a warning about this, so the main character of my story eventually gets gender-swapped for a long duration.
Chapters Prologue · 23rd of November, 20124,244
Chapter One—And so it Begins... · 18th of September, 201217,092
Chapter Two—Blue Moon · 18th of September, 20128,402
Chapter Three—Just Say No · 31st of August, 20129,131
Chapter Four—Nightmare Night · 19th of November, 201215,183
Chapter Five—Twilight’s challenge · 5th of September, 201210,063
Chapter Six—Horsing Around · 7th of December, 201218,221
Chapter Seven—Mailmares, dancing, and Cutie Marks · 28th of August, 20127,520
Chapter Eight—Carnies, teeth, and interesting meetings · 19th of September, 201215,536
Chapter Nine—Hunter... or hunted? · 14th of September, 20128,114
Chapter Ten—The Gala · 14th of September, 20128,060
Chapter Eleven—Summer Wrap Up · 2nd of September, 20128,803
Chapter Twelve—Aftermath. · 3rd of September, 201213,204
Chapter Thirteen—I didn’t go to school for this · 7th of December, 201213,138
Chapter Fourteen—Instrumentalists and fillies · 16th of September, 20126,626
Special Christmas Chapter · 26th of December, 20123,093
Chapter Fifteen—No good deed goes unpunished · 17th of September, 201210,748
Chapter Sixteen—The march to freedom! · 7th of December, 201212,948
Chapter Seventeen—Coming down from the high of war · 19th of September, 201213,019
Chapter Eighteen—More snake people. · 21st of September, 20124,769
Chapter Nineteen—Affairs of the Heart · 4th of September, 20123,282
Chapter Twenty—I am not the love doctor · 6th of September, 20127,451
Chapter Twenty-One—Why I never want to help Rarity again · 7th of December, 20126,980
Chapter Twenty-Two—Dammit Twilight. Also, fuck dragons. · 6th of September, 201211,571
Chapter Twenty-Three—Back to Egypt. · 30th of November, 201211,733
Chapter Twenty-Four—Knives in the... day · 8th of December, 201218,767
Chapter Twenty-Five—A chance meeting of a lifetime · 8th of December, 201210,913
Chapter Twenty-Six—The long way home · 10th of November, 201212,105
Chapter Twenty-Seven—The wager · 7th of December, 201213,064
Chapter Twenty-Eight—Introductions · 5th of October, 201210,169
Chapter Twenty-Nine—I just can’t hold all these snake people! · 19th of November, 20128,462
Chapter Thirty—Ouch, my everything · 5th of October, 20125,694
Chapter Thirty-One—Long talks and rave parties · 7th of December, 201215,110
Chapter Thirty-Two—I’m a shitty guard · 8th of December, 201216,113
Chapter Thirty-Three—Weddings to ruin, cheese legs to taunt · 8th of December, 201225,213
Chapter Thirty-Four—Happiness is Overrated · 7th of December, 201231,991
Chapter Thirty-Five—Fear and Loathing in Canterlot · 7th of December, 201215,326
Chapter Thirty-Six—Parties, weddings, and dreams · 20th of November, 201226,864
Chapter Thirty-Seven—Fishing, monsters, and running away · 19th of October, 201216,212
Chapter Thirty-Eight—The Equalizer · 26th of November, 20129,405
Chapter Thirty-Nine—I hate Canterlot · 7th of December, 201227,290
Chapter Forty—Fruits and Poultry · 7th of December, 201213,120
Chapter Forty-One—Talking with Monsters · 23rd of September, 20122,760
Chapter Forty-Two—Injuries and mixing medicines · 24th of October, 20129,955
Chapter Forty-Three—Weed and promises made · 8th of December, 201210,091
Chapter Forty-Four—A visit to a changeling hive · 3rd of November, 201220,057
Chapter Forty-Five—Rewards and more spells · 28th of October, 20127,984
Chapter Forty-Six—Gryphus · 7th of November, 201220,496
Chapter Forty-Seven—Hunting · 21st of November, 201210,209
Chapter Forty-Eight—Estrus · 7th of December, 201210,679
Chapter Forty-Nine—A Visit from a Friend · 30th of September, 201213,671
Chapter Fifty—Let the Race Begin · 4th of December, 20126,765
Chapter Fifty-One—Fuck Appaloosa. Also, more cheeselegs! · 19th of October, 201214,800
Chapter Fifty-Two—I fucking hate bugs · 2nd of December, 201214,243
Chapter Fifty-Three—Thank God for human insurance · 7th of December, 20128,750
Chapter Fifty-Four—Seriously, fuck Appaloosa · 8th of November, 20129,747
Chapter Fifty-Five—One of these days, these mares are going to kill me. · 19th of October, 20128,914
Chapter Fifty-Six—The Fabulous Flankfurt Festival · 8th of November, 201211,387
Chapter Fifty-Seven—Playing by the rules is overrated anyway · 20th of October, 201216,309
Chapter Fifty-Eight—Life as a human in pony land is always busy · 25th of November, 201212,982
Chapter Fifty-Nine—Wuthering Ponies · 20th of October, 201212,596
Chapter Sixty—Date night · 3rd of December, 20129,522
Chapter Sixty-One—Tournament and goodbyes · 20th of October, 20128,831
Chapter Sixty-Two—On having standards... · 24th of November, 201214,523
Chapter Sixty-Three—This is why I don’t follow orders · 5th of December, 201216,869
Chapter Sixty-Four—Becoming a real family man · 16th of November, 201215,673
Chapter Sixty-Five—Building blocks of a home · 8th of December, 201212,699
Chapter Sixty-Six—I never was good at pranking · 7th of December, 201214,056
Chapter Sixty-Seven—I just can’t hold all this responsibility · 17th of December, 201211,138
Chapter Sixty-Eight—Substance abuse, here I come. · 20th of December, 201213,750
Chapter Sixty-Nine—What did I ever do to deserve this? · 6th of January, 201312,020
Chapter Seventy—War Games · 12th of January, 201320,243
Chapter Seventy-One—Getting better at that pranking thing · 18th of January, 201313,793
Chapter Seventy-Two—Coming home this Christmas day… · 26th of January, 201314,466
Chapter Seventy-Three—The worst feeling in the world · 31st of January, 201314,458
Chapter Seventy-Four—Armed and dangerous · 10th of February, 201310,692
Chapter Seventy-Five—Thank God I’m chaotic something · 26th of February, 201318,018
Chapter Seventy-Six—All good things must end · 16th of March, 201313,189
Chapter Seventy-Seven—I get the weirdest guests · 29th of March, 201321,517
Chapter Seventy-Eight—And it was all going so well… · 10th of April, 201311,441
Chapter Seventy-Nine—Bed rest with no sexy nurse? Blasphemy · 16th of April, 201316,520
Chapter Eighty—Sometimes I can’t help but wonder if I bring things on myself · 25th of April, 201311,582
Chapter Eighty-One—Dreamwalking · 2nd of May, 201320,187
Chapter Eighty-Two—New friend…s? · 15th of May, 201318,815
Chapter Eighty-Three—Wedding and the fall heat · 25th of May, 201314,173
Chapter Eighty-Four—Harvest · 5th of June, 201316,357
Chapter Eighty-Five—No, Nav. You are the demons. · 21st of June, 201316,967
Chapter Eighty-Six—Rambunctiously Radical Rave · 9th of July, 201319,221
Chapter Eighty-Seven—Consequences · 12th of July, 201313,385
Chapter Eighty-Eight—Some Serious Shit · 20th of July, 201315,292
Chapter Eighty-Nine—I'm on a Boat · 9th of August, 201313,628
Chapter Ninety—Stupendous Stalliongrad Soiree · 13th of August, 201311,896
Chapter Ninety-One—Soiree Part Two · 17th of August, 201312,949
Chapter Ninety-Two—Show of Hands · 25th of August, 201313,350
Chapter Ninety-Three—I’ve seen some shit · 31st of August, 201312,711
Chapter Ninety-Four—Crystal Empire · 3rd of September, 201314,120
Chapter Ninety-Five—No Gods or Kings · 8th of September, 201314,101
Chapter Ninety-Six—Down the Rabbit Hole · 14th of September, 201315,119
Chapter Ninety-Seven—Inside the Fire · 28th of September, 201313,842
Chapter Ninety-Eight—On the Road Again · 14th of October, 201312,209
Chapter Ninety-Nine—Take a look, it’s in a book... · 9th of November, 201322,265
Chapter One Hundred—New Crew · 19th of November, 201316,033
Chapter One Hundred and One—Welcome to the Jungle · 18th of December, 201315,196
Chapter One Hundred and Two—Come into my lair... · 26th of December, 201314,780
Chapter One Hundred and Three—...said the spider to the fly · 28th of December, 201313,347
Chapter One Hundred and Four—Monkey Business · 30th of December, 201314,986
Chapter One Hundred and Five—Back in business · 3rd of January, 201413,591
Chapter One Hundred and Six—The First Curse · 6th of January, 201412,671
Chapter One Hundred and Seven—The Lost City · 12th of January, 201413,414
Chapter One Hundred and Eight—Flying South for the Winter · 15th of January, 201413,383
Chapter One Hundred and Nine—Ice, ice, baby! · 21st of January, 201411,446
Chapter One Hundred and Ten—The Haunted · 28th of January, 201414,878
Chapter One Hundred and Eleven—The Damned · 21st of February, 201416,194
Chapter One Hundred and Twelve—Through the Eyes of a Dragon · 16th of March, 201417,586
Chapter One Hundred and Thirteen—Good to be Back · 8th of April, 201413,147
Chapter One Hundred and Fourteen—Homecoming · 20th of April, 201412,158
Chapter One Hundred and Fifteen—Welcome Home · 1st of May, 201417,436
Chapter One Hundred and Sixteen · 13th of May, 201416,400
Chapter One Hundred and Seventeen—Another Gala Down · 28th of May, 201414,462
Chapter One Hundred and Eighteen—Return to Ponyville · 12th of July, 201414,271
Chapter One Hundred and Nineteen—Too Many Pinkies · 10th of August, 201412,580
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty—The Calm Between the Storms · 29th of August, 201413,714
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-One—Trixie 's Challenge · 17th of September, 201415,959
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Two—Trixie 's Comeuppance · 28th of September, 201421,177
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Three—Return to the Capital · 29th of October, 201414,464
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Four—The Herald of Change · 3rd of November, 20147,163
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Five—Sweet Dreams are Made of This · 17th of November, 20147,966
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Six—The First Date · 24th of December, 20149,565
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Seven—Back to Adventure · 5th of February, 201510,690
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Eight—Into the Queen's Dark Hole · 2nd of March, 201510,193
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Nine—Return of the Dead · 26th of March, 20158,644
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty—As if There Wasn't Enough Weird Shit · 7th of April, 20157,937
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-One—War Games: Changeling Edition · 26th of June, 201515,441
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Two—About Time · 17th of August, 201510,955
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Three—Short Cooldown · 7th of October, 201514,688
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Four · 15th of December, 201527,231
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Five — Heart’s Vein · 23rd of January, 201615,295
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Six — After School Special · 8th of March, 201614,593
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Seven—Drugs are Bad, M'Kay · 20th of April, 201614,240
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Eight — Pertz · 4th of May, 201618,871
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Nine—Row Row Row Your Boat · 31st of May, 201615,158
Chapter One Hundred and Forty — The Exorcism of Canterlot · 30th of June, 201616,424
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-One—Visitors · 22nd of July, 201614,006
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Two · 18th of August, 201615,791
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Three — The Great Outing · 11th of October, 201618,643
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Four—Navarone Goes to Canterlot · 7th of November, 201612,150
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Five — Cloudsdale · 15th of December, 201616,288
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Six — Ennobling · 16th of January, 201720,910
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Seven—Administrating Sucks · 8th of February, 201718,373
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Eight — Hawaii · 1st of March, 201715,752
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Nine—Crispy Fried · 21st of March, 201717,910
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty—New Threads · 28th of April, 201716,157
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-One—Dawn of the First Day · 4th of June, 20179,819
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Two—Dawn of the Second Day · 12th of July, 201718,125
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Three—Dawn of the Third Day · 24th of August, 201718,574
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Four—The Perils of Drinking · 5th of September, 201719,593
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Five—Fetch Quests are the Worst · 17th of September, 201716,290
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Six · 25th of September, 201716,007
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Seven · 8th of October, 201724,309
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Eight · 21st of October, 201713,521
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Nine · 2nd of November, 201719,724
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty · 11th of November, 201712,038
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-One · 16th of November, 201719,315
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Two · 27th of November, 201716,132
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Three · 16th of December, 201715,228
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Four · 30th of December, 201719,796
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Five · 23rd of January, 201822,095
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Six · 13th of February, 201821,513
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Seven · 1st of March, 201815,670
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Eight · 15th of March, 201818,054
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Nine—The Gryphoning · 9th of April, 201814,624
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy—City Tour · 19th of April, 201813,641
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-One · 26th of May, 201811,319
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Two · 20th of June, 201815,384
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Three · 11th of July, 201814,276
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Four · 13th of July, 201835,407
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Five—The Hamlet of Mehdiocrity · 15th of August, 201816,444
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Six · 2nd of September, 201819,332
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Seven—Hurray for Bad Decisions! · 15th of September, 201817,702
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Eight · 4th of October, 201814,003
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Nine · 4th of November, 201817,161
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty · 19th of November, 201816,737
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-One—A Nice Respite · 2nd of December, 201810,347
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Two · 14th of January, 201919,817
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Three · 5th of February, 201921,905
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Four · 14th of February, 201913,137
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Five · 3rd of March, 201916,925
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Six—The First Round Table · 31st of March, 201925,739
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Seven · 22nd of April, 201923,819
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Eight · 13th of May, 201914,694
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Nine · 14th of May, 201914,366
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety · 5th of June, 201913,930
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-One · 6th of July, 201920,193
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Two · 19th of August, 201915,054
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Three · 25th of September, 201922,127
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Four · 24th of October, 201919,320
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Five · 25th of November, 201924,845
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Six · 31st of December, 201921,860
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Seven · 6th of February, 202018,284
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Eight · 26th of April, 202020,797
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MLP: FiM Sex Gore Adventure Sci-Fi Human Celestia Luna Trixie OC Main 6
A human soldier finds himself in Equestria and must find his way home... wherever it may be.
This is what it means to be a man of war... This is the story of a human soldier named Miles Eremita and his exploits throughout Equestria.
Arc One: Friends- Finding himself in a new, unfamiliar land, Miles must come to terms with what happened and start life over. Luckily for him, his friends will help him through this struggle. Chapters 1- 67
Arc Two: Cities- On the brink of disaster and against time itself, Miles must travel to now forgotten lands to find the answers he seeks. With the aid of his friends, will Miles be able to handle what he finds? Or will Death get the better of him? Chapters 68- 170
Arc Three: Growing Pains- Life continues for our heroes, for better or for worse. With the aid of some timeless mentors, inspiring role models, and some great friends; watch as life unfolds and tensions grow. But with new growth, comes new pain. Chapters 171- ***
Arc Four: War- The great unthinkable has occurred, but all is not as it seems. As tensions break and blood is spilled, can our heroes make it through the madness of conflict? And what will be left for those that survive? The Darkness is here. Chapters ***-***
Arc Five: In Sanity- Death has dealt his final blow, but only in time will it show. In the darkness of the moon you will learn of your doom; and in the light of day you will lose your way. The war has taken its toll, but who will end in control? Chapters ***-***
Chapters Chapter 1 Choices (revised) · 13th of December, 20121,907
Chapter 2 New Beginnings · 13th of December, 20123,682
Chapter 3 Orientation · 21st of August, 20124,198
Chapter 4 Power · 9th of December, 20123,916
Chaper 5 What Friends Are For · 9th of December, 20123,897
Chapter 6 Fall of Topaz Falls · 9th of December, 20124,060
Chapter 7 Second Impression · 13th of December, 20123,713
Chapter 8 Time Gone By · 13th of November, 20123,300
Chapter 9 Judgement · 24th of August, 20122,886
Chapter 10 Party Time · 13th of December, 20123,577
Chapter 11 Stampede · 31st of August, 20122,084
Chapter 12 Friends · 31st of August, 20123,822
Chapter 13 Long Road To Recovery · 13th of December, 20123,179
Chapter 14 Sugarcube Corner · 13th of December, 20123,403
Chapter 15 Carousel Boutique · 13th of December, 20122,712
Chapter 16 Trust · 2nd of September, 20122,365
Chapter 17 True Intentions · 2nd of September, 20124,750
Chapter 18 Night Time Complications · 13th of November, 20122,642
Chapter 19 Journey to Mt. Sky Scraper · 5th of September, 20124,235
Chapter 20 Waking Dragons · 27th of October, 20124,297
Chapter 21 Pinkies Party · 11th of September, 20124,950
Chapter 22 Manual Labor · 12th of September, 20123,518
Chapter 23 Old Wounds, New Problems · 12th of September, 20122,410
Chapter 24 Secrets and Lies · 13th of November, 20123,164
Chapter 25 Feathers and Pancakes · 13th of November, 20122,586
Chapter 26 Rainy Day Games · 12th of September, 20122,522
Chapter 27 Project Re-Surface Integration · 12th of September, 20126,495
Chapter 28 Mending Broken Hearts · 14th of September, 20122,245
Chapter 29 Temptations · 16th of September, 20122,598
Chapter 30 Earning Trust · 16th of September, 20122,317
Chapter 31 Deverto Pulvis · 16th of September, 20122,441
Chapter 32 My Storm · 18th of September, 20122,718
Chapter 33 Et Salutant Mortuus · 17th of May, 20127,213
Chapter 34 Fame and Infamy · 17th of April, 20122,621
Chapter 35 Sweet Apple Acres · 15th of April, 20122,947
Chapter 36 Cutie Mark Crusaders · 17th of April, 20122,564
Chapter 37 Meeting of the Minds · 15th of October, 20123,231
Chapter 38 Lost in Thought · 26th of September, 20122,452
Chapter 39 A Home of My Own · 22nd of April, 20122,549
Chapter 40 House Warming Gift · 22nd of April, 20122,804
Chapter 41 Meeting The Past · 22nd of April, 20123,055
Chapter 42 Just Another Party · 26th of September, 20122,422
Chapter 43 Into The Wilderness · 23rd of April, 20122,812
Chapter 44 Just A Scratch · 23rd of April, 20122,684
Chapter 45 Train Ride · 27th of October, 20122,269
Chapter 46 Powerful Love · 24th of April, 20126,790
Chapter 47 Breaking Elements · 25th of April, 20124,715
Chapter 48 My Promise · 27th of April, 20123,459
Chapter 49 A Day At The Lake · 27th of April, 20124,387
Chapter 50 Storm Cloud · 28th of April, 20122,319
Chapter 51 Recovery · 28th of April, 20122,512
Chapter 52 Rain Cloud · 29th of April, 20123,172
Chapter 53 Inheritances · 3rd of May, 20122,503
Chapter 54 Dinner for Two · 2nd of June, 20123,414
Chapter 55 Heart Break · 3rd of May, 20122,604
Chapter 56 Rainbow's Book · 3rd of May, 20123,208
Chapter 57 Lupus · 6th of May, 20123,235
Chapter 58 Moving On · 6th of May, 20122,912
Chapter 59 Apples · 6th of May, 20122,931
Chapter 60 Pinkies Carnival · 18th of August, 20123,184
Chapter 61 Just Another Bad Day · 7th of May, 20122,577
Chapter 62 Spartan Training · 27th of November, 20128,697
Chapter 63 Returning Home · 9th of May, 20122,558
Chapter 64 A Day At The Spa · 12th of May, 20124,440
Chapter 65 Permission · 16th of May, 20124,042
Chapter 66 Guards and Soldiers · 16th of May, 20123,565
Chapter 67 Diamond Dogs · 17th of May, 20125,186
End Of Arc One Bonus Chapter · 20th of July, 20128,470
Chapter 68 Darkness · 22nd of May, 20123,973
Chapter 69 Luna's Fury · 18th of August, 20125,258
Chapter 70 Luna's Love · 24th of May, 20124,209
Chapter 71 Losing Control · 26th of May, 20123,031
Chapter 72 Escape From Topaz Falls · 28th of May, 20123,743
Chapter 73 Return to Ponyville · 30th of May, 20123,360
Chapter 74 The Trade · 30th of May, 20123,361
Chapter 75 Wanting · 2nd of June, 20123,906
Chapter 76 Spartan Politics · 5th of June, 20124,458
Chapter 77 Unexpected Visitor · 10th of June, 20124,265
Chapter 78 The Best Hiding Spot Ever · 10th of June, 20123,010
Chapter 79 Welcome To Topaz Falls · 13th of June, 20122,918
Chapter 80 Long Road To Ruin · 17th of June, 20123,335
Chapter 81 Losing The Fight · 29th of June, 20123,476
Chapter 82 Gifts From The Past · 20th of June, 20123,533
Chapter 83 Meeting Of Masters · 17th of September, 20124,066
Chapter 84 Fires, Trees, And Water · 24th of June, 20123,034
Chapter 85 In The Cold Of Night · 8th of July, 20124,021
Chapter 86 Crossing The Divide · 8th of July, 20125,487
Chapter 87 Primum Somno · 8th of July, 20121,719
Chapter 88 And Then There Was Sex · 4th of November, 20124,025
Chapter 89 Believe · 10th of July, 20124,254
Chapter 90 The Greatest Proposal, The Biggest Slip Up · 10th of July, 20124,233
Chapter 91 Simple Request · 10th of July, 20123,662
Chapter 92 Date Night · 11th of July, 20123,235
Chapter 93 Wedding Plans · 6th of July, 20122,836
Chapter 94 Storm's Bachelor Party · 11th of July, 20123,269
Chapter 95 A Quick Run Into Town · 22nd of July, 20124,064
Chapter 96 Whats Left · 23rd of July, 20123,534
Chapter 97 What's Important · 25th of July, 20123,598
Chapter 98 Die Memoria · 25th of July, 20124,903
Chapter 99 Nightmare Night · 15th of August, 20124,485
Q/A Special #1 · 23rd of July, 20124,694
Chapter 100 Miles's Bachelor Party · 26th of July, 20126,130
Chapter 101 The Big Day · 9th of August, 20124,369
Chapter 102 The Big Night · 20th of October, 20123,901
Chapter 103 Proper Time · 13th of November, 201210,006
Chapter 104 Las Pegasis · 10th of August, 20129,625
Chapter 105 My Brother · 9th of August, 20124,493
Chapter 106 Gems · 12th of August, 20123,152
Chapter 107 Specialization · 29th of August, 20124,138
Chapter 108 Night Court · 30th of August, 20124,427
Chapter 109 Moosden · 17th of August, 20123,678
Chapter 110 Quartz Crest · 29th of August, 20122,718
Chapter 111 A Close Call · 21st of August, 20122,839
Chapter 112 Generous Sacrifice · 9th of October, 20123,150
Chapter 113 Message In The Dark · 8th of October, 20123,681
Chapter 114 Awkward Positions · 29th of August, 20123,645
Chapter 115 Spartan Territory · 12th of November, 20123,665
Chapter 116 Them · 29th of August, 20124,977
Chapter 117 The Group · 30th of August, 20123,003
Chapter 118 Autographs And Books · 31st of August, 20122,705
Chapter 119 Call Me Maybe · 3rd of September, 20126,304
Chapter 120 Answering The Call · 5th of September, 20124,993
Chapter 121 Just In Time · 8th of September, 20124,712
Chapter 122 Fort Misery · 11th of September, 20125,442
Chapter 123 Archaic Deals · 6th of December, 20124,235
Chapter 124 Victory? · 6th of December, 20124,252
Chapter 125 The Other Half · 18th of September, 20123,239
Chapter 126 New Power · 20th of November, 20123,447
Chapter 127 Soror · 20th of November, 20124,272
Chapter 128 Big News · 27th of September, 20123,271
Chapter 129 Little Talks · 20th of November, 20124,081
Chapter 130 Early Distant Warning · 4th of October, 20124,230
Chapter 131 Almost · 5th of October, 20123,328
Chapter 132 Lost Answer · 13th of November, 20123,480
Chapter 133 Amethyst · 10th of October, 20123,042
Chapter 134 Red Light · 12th of October, 20123,126
Chapter 135 Green Light · 15th of October, 20125,400
Chapter 136 Coming Back Together · 19th of October, 20123,724
Chapter 137 Choosing Life · 5th of November, 20123,474
Chapter 138 Posting Bail · 27th of October, 20123,293
Chapter 139 Itsy Bitsy Spider · 5th of November, 20123,803
Chapter 140 Go To Bed · 5th of November, 20124,359
Chapter 141 Meeting New Ponies · 6th of November, 20123,580
Chapter 142 Friendly Advice · 8th of November, 20123,971
Chapter 143 Your Trust · 14th of November, 20123,431
Chapter 144 Now And Later · 17th of November, 20124,286
Chapter 145 Consuming Kings · 20th of November, 20124,350
Chapter 146 One Day · 23rd of November, 20123,985
Chapter 147 My Miles · 27th of November, 20123,700
Chapter 148 Training Spartans · 9th of December, 201213,733
Chapter 149 New Spartans On The Block · 14th of December, 20123,086
Chapter 150 Happy Birthday · 18th of December, 20123,534
Chapter 151 A Night To Remember · 24th of December, 20125,785
Chapter 152 Just You And Me Part 1 Miles · 30th of December, 20125,229
Chapter 153 Just You And Me Part 2 Luna · 4th of January, 20134,850
Chapter 154 Just You And Me Part 3 Rainbow Dash · 9th of January, 20135,721
Chapter 155 Off To Trottingham · 12th of January, 20133,911
Chapter 156 Jasper Lies · 15th of January, 20135,318
Chapter 157 Jasper Truths · 22nd of January, 20134,564
Chapter 158 Home For Hearths Warming Eve · 25th of January, 20135,318
Chapter 159 The Great And Powerful... · 30th of January, 20138,592
Chapter 160 Hearths Warming Eve · 3rd of February, 201313,521
Chapter 161 Training In Void · 13th of February, 201310,674
Chapter 162 One Last Adventure · 18th of February, 20132,514
Chapter 163 Emerald City: Of Faith And Loyalty · 23rd of February, 201310,549
Chapter 164 Ruby Canyon: Cruel Kindness · 3rd of March, 201310,937
Chapter 165 Bartering Hearts · 7th of March, 20133,980
Chapter 166 Dealing With Hearts · 15th of March, 20134,407
Chapter 167 Diamond Halls: Unknown Memories · 8th of April, 201319,565
Chapter 168 Galena: Terradisian Arsenal · 7th of May, 201317,074
Chapter 169 New Garnet: Echos of War · 1st of June, 201319,260
Chapter 170 Outpost Zero · 1st of June, 20131,701
End of Arc Two Bonus Chapter · 12th of July, 201317,626
Chapter 171 Five Stages... · 12th of July, 20133,006
Chapter 172 I Think, Therefore I Am · 13th of July, 20133,456
Chapter 173 Past Present · 16th of July, 20133,738
Chapter 174 When In Roam... · 18th of July, 20134,016
Chapter 175 Nap Time · 20th of July, 20133,162
Chapter 176 Party Time Challenges · 22nd of July, 20134,350
Chapter 177 Pharmaceutical Needs · 25th of July, 20133,047
Chapter 178 Old Habits... · 29th of July, 20134,447
Chapter 179 Happiness, With a Side of Syrup · 1st of August, 20133,083
Chapter 180 Getting Back to Business · 4th of August, 20133,674
Chapter 181 Plans Well Made · 8th of August, 20133,023
Chapter 182 Family Affairs · 15th of August, 20133,139
Chapter 183 Back To Work · 22nd of August, 20133,992
Chapter 184 Shiny Ordeals · 26th of August, 20133,315
Chapter 185 Watching Statera · 2nd of September, 20139,156
Chapter 186 Chaos · 3rd of September, 20133,687
Chapter 187 Discorded Sisters · 7th of September, 20133,033
Chapter 188 Purgian Progress · 12th of September, 20133,790
Chapter 189 Mad Ponies · 16th of September, 20133,276
Chapter 190 Losing Solitude · 22nd of September, 20135,153
Chapter 191 So Much To Do · 25th of September, 20134,663
Chapter 192 Men and Kings · 29th of September, 20135,477
Chapter 193 My Hometown · 4th of October, 20135,300
Chapter 194 Summit · 10th of October, 20138,034
Chapter 195 Foalish Effects · 15th of October, 20134,113
Chapter 196 The Orders · 23rd of October, 20133,194
Chapter 197 In-Human Concerns · 5th of November, 20137,089
Chapter 198 Understanding Balance · 13th of November, 20135,821
Chapter 199 It's a... · 20th of November, 20133,153
Q/A Special #2 · 27th of November, 20136,334
Chapter 200 Better Days · 19th of December, 20138,548
Chapter 201 Mother Knows Best · 2nd of January, 20143,891
Chapter 202 Simple Enough · 8th of January, 20144,008
Chapter 203 Easy Mystery · 23rd of January, 20143,963
Chapter 204 First and Last · 4th of February, 20145,045
Chapter 205 Icy Premonitions · 14th of February, 20144,689
Chapter 206 Play Ball · 2nd of March, 20148,859
Chapter 207 Hard Losses · 4th of April, 20144,882
Chapter 208 Chin Up · 26th of April, 20144,426
Chapter 209 Change · 11th of May, 20144,211
Chapter 210 Dinner In Moosden · 4th of July, 20147,757
Chapter 211 Syncney · 14th of July, 20143,888
Chapter 212 Joint Concerns · 11th of August, 20143,779
Chapter 213 Joint Operations · 30th of August, 20147,203
Chapter 214 Time in the Library · 6th of September, 20147,820
Chapter 215 Blink · 13th of September, 20144,100
Chapter 216 Deals · 22nd of September, 20147,744
Chapter 217 Get Ready · 3rd of October, 20146,239
Chapter 218 Hidden Plans · 20th of October, 201411,215
Chapter 219 Southern Badlands · 1st of November, 20149,348
Chapter 220 Neighbors · 9th of November, 20146,591
Chapter 221 Power In Play · 29th of November, 20147,177
Chapter 222 Power Speaks · 12th of December, 20143,414
Chapter 223 Undesired Desires · 23rd of December, 20147,374
Chapter 224 Keen Allies · 9th of January, 20157,556
Chapter 225 Scouts · 23rd of February, 201510,323
Chapter 226 Bloody Number Five · 30th of March, 201510,309
Chapter 227 New Power · 6th of May, 20157,100
Chapter 228 In Deep · 10th of June, 20157,191
Chapter 229 Make Me Better · 17th of August, 201516,526
Chapter 230 Set in Motion · 8th of October, 20159,847
Chapter 231 Repercussions · 19th of December, 20154,104
Chapter 232 The Treaty of Crescent Cove · 23rd of December, 20156,937
Chapter 233 Wait · 25th of December, 20154,024
Chapter 234 Gala Preparations · 14th of January, 20163,506
Chapter 235 Who's Who · 23rd of February, 20165,518
Chapter 236 Political Understanding · 29th of February, 20164,910
Chapter 237 Dark Side · 25th of March, 20164,711
Chapter 238 No Rest for the Wicked · 22nd of April, 20166,764
Chapter 239 Plan of Action · 17th of August, 20167,310
Chapter 240-A Pinkie's Political Party Planning Predicament · 2nd of September, 20163,012
Chapter 241 Relics in the Attic · 6th of September, 20163,679
Chapter 242 Praetorian Guard · 17th of September, 20163,243
Chapter 243 Squad Goals · 25th of September, 20165,076
Chapter 244 The Prince and the Princess · 1st of October, 20164,820
Chapter 245 Audit Queen · 16th of October, 20165,692
Chapter 246 Miles' Lie · 28th of October, 20163,609
Chapter 247 Operation Unthinkable · 23rd of December, 201614,328
Chapter 248 Terms of War · 12th of March, 20175,426
Chapter 249 Non Semper Erit Aestas · 1st of April, 20173,708
Chapter 250 Words With the Captain · 2nd of July, 20174,319
Chapter 251 Susurrans Bellum · 6th of August, 20174,454
Chapter 252 Alone With Nothing · 11th of January, 20184,382
Chapter 253 Waiting in the Moonlight · 9th of May, 20183,531
Chapter 254 Follow the Leader · 24th of May, 20198,583
Chapter 255 Lucens Vigor · 2nd of September, 20193,218
Chapter 256 Die Mysterium · 25th of January, 20203,024
Chapter 257 The Oligarchs War · 1st of February, 20202,567
Chapter 258 Rumbles Knight · 22nd of February, 20203,844
Chapter 259 And They Cried Republic! Republic! · 1st of March, 20202,620
Chapter 260 Our Dreams Lost in the Wind · 9th of May, 20203,912
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Based on the blogs, youtube videos and all else relating to these wonderful characters. The continuing adventures of Dan, Chrys, Twilight and all their friends in Equestria updated weekly on Saturdays. Directed by Michael Hay. Current Episode: Episode 22: The Kingdom is Broke! Dan Vs. The National Debt: When Equestria winds up flat broke, Dan takes charge to solve the kingdom's financial troubles. He assures his friends he's only going to use the most honest of practices and the most ethical of economic plans to help the nation recover. Naturally, no one believes him.
Dan has lived most of his life with a low budget, and now he's teaching ponies to do the same. Whether it's revenge schemes or get rich quick schemes, he seems to have all the answers... even if he has to steal them from somepony else.
Chapters Pilot/Episode 1: The Spectacular Origin Story- Dan Vs. The Airlines · 10th of August, 20139,658
Episode 2: Dan Vs. Trixie · 31st of August, 20139,441
Episode 3: Dan Vs. DJ Pon-3 · 21st of September, 201313,746
Episode 4: Dan Vs. The Crazy Train · 10th of November, 201320,355
Episode 4 Outtakes · 5th of January, 2014586
Episode 5: Dan Vs. Canterlockdown · 12th of January, 201423,786
Episode 6: Danifest Mestiny- Dan Vs. A Canterlot Anniversary · 9th of March, 201441,774
Episode 7: Dan Vs. The Flim Flam Bros. · 14th of June, 201428,879
Episode 8: Dan Vs. Derpy Hooves · 16th of August, 201424,799
Episode 9: The Halloween Special- Dan Vs. The Day of the Spa · 19th of October, 201426,369
Episode 10: Christmayhem- Dan Vs. Christmas in Equestria · 7th of December, 201443,044
Episode 11: You Just Got Turned About! Dan Vs. An Ace Attorney · 19th of April, 20151,432
Strategy Games · 26th of April, 20154,209
A Glimpse of The Future · 3rd of May, 20152,577
BBC Equestria · 10th of May, 20151,792
Social Reform · 17th of May, 20151,125
Let's All Be Really Uncomfortable Together · 24th of May, 20152,057
Lightning's Clause · 31st of May, 20151,451
Dad's Magic · 2nd of June, 20153,556
Gear City · 7th of June, 20151,679
Dan's Decision · 14th of June, 20154,322
Segway · 21st of June, 20151,882
Cheese…Cake · 28th of June, 20153,048
The Black Box · 5th of July, 20151,961
Heart, Mind and Spirit · 12th of July, 20153,822
Director's Orders · 19th of July, 20151,130
Dad's Job · 25th of July, 20151,929
Episode 8 Bonus Scene: Enter The Enclave!- Dan Vs. Captain Springer · 24th of July, 20155,375
A. Turned to Stone, B. Banished to the Moon, or C. Cardboard Box · 2nd of August, 20153,194
Battle of Oasis pt.1: Over-Zeal-ous · 3rd of August, 2015681
Big Fountain- New World Blues · 6th of August, 20151,166
Familiar In All The Worst Ways · 9th of August, 20151,727
Good Cop/Bad Cop · 16th of August, 20154,282
Episode 7 Bonus Scene pt. 1: Phantom Lightning Power · 18th of August, 20151,863
Episode 7 Bonus Scene pt. 2: Shock and Awe- Lightning Claw Vs. Discord! · 19th of August, 20153,511
Court Disappointed · 23rd of August, 20151,909
Judge, Jury and Guy Who Will Strangle You · 30th of August, 20152,056
The Court Finds You Adorable · 6th of September, 20151,192
Admission of Intermission · 13th of September, 20151,410
Carrying Out the Sentence · 20th of September, 20151,477
Amend That! · 27th of September, 20151,803
Ace Attorney-tar: The Last Care Lender · 4th of October, 20151,751
Battle of Oasis pt. 2: Yes, We Have Those · 6th of October, 20154,396
Explosive Details · 11th of October, 20151,834
If I Was Into That Sort of Military-Grade High Explosive Thing · 18th of October, 20152,071
Resolved · 25th of October, 20152,119
To The Edge of Tomorrow · 1st of November, 20151,433
Signal Strength · 8th of November, 20156,387
Message Sent: Dan Vs. Vice Grip · 10th of November, 20152,373
Free and Clear · 15th of November, 20151,206
Let's All Go Break More Stuff Together · 22nd of November, 20153,214
Mirror Episode 1: Vice Grip Vs. The Solar Empire · 29th of November, 20153,488
Mirror Darkly: Another 'Fun' Night in the Glorious Solar Empire · 5th of December, 20154,553
Mirror Darkly: Treacherous Times · 13th of December, 20153,057
Mirror Darkly: Doctor's Orders · 17th of December, 20153,855
Mirror Darkly: Above All Else · 20th of December, 20151,390
Mirror Darkly: Do No Harm · 27th of December, 20152,068
Mirror Darkly: And Don't Touch Me · 3rd of January, 20162,036
Mirror Darkly: A Flying Buck · 10th of January, 20161,975
Mirror Darkly: Shimmerlands · 17th of January, 20164,045
Mirror Darkly: ALT · 24th of January, 20163,180
Mirror Darkly: Where We're Different · 28th of January, 20167,120
Episode 13: Dan Vs. Prince Blueblood · 31st of January, 20161,168
Design Flaws · 7th of February, 20162,322
Matter of Time · 14th of February, 20162,757
To Disown the Skies · 15th of February, 2016655
Danmocratic Rafpublic · 18th of February, 20162,527
A Little Something from Everywhere · 21st of February, 20162,074
Home/Homeland Security · 24th of February, 20163,127
Danplomatic Relations · 28th of February, 20161,223
Practical use of Resources · 6th of March, 20162,067
Princess Blueblood · 13th of March, 20162,217
Dressed to Oppress · 20th of March, 20161,792
Bonus Chapter: The Gold Baron · 21st of March, 20165,958
Dan beats the crap out of Prince Blueblood with a Car Phone · 27th of March, 20161,604
NOW That's What I Call Tyranny volume 1 · 3rd of April, 20162,069
Hate in an Elevator · 6th of April, 20161,274
Subjugation with a Smile · 7th of April, 20164,064
Auntie will Fix It · 10th of April, 20162,653
The Whole Scumbag Fleet · 12th of April, 20162,410
Outhouse'd · 17th of April, 20161,496
Ion the Prize · 24th of April, 20162,360
I Siege What You Did There · 30th of April, 20162,364
We Have the Dog from Duck Hunt · 7th of May, 20161,390
The Wrong Kind of Dependable · 11th of May, 20163,201
A Prince of Equestria · 15th of May, 20162,173
Schemejerks' How to Fix Your Ion Cannon · 19th of May, 20161,153
Something Strong · 19th of May, 2016510
Heroic · 22nd of May, 20162,187
Patriot · 29th of May, 20164,131
Interlude Part 1: One Night in GTMO · 5th of June, 20162,703
Interlude Part 2: Wonderstruck · 11th of June, 20163,791
Interlude Part 3: Upping the Unethical · 19th of June, 20164,520
Interlude Part 4: Peace Prevails · 26th of June, 20163,021
Episode 14 Intro · 27th of June, 20161,870
Episode 14: Operation Sucker Punch- Dan Vs. Daring Do · 3rd of July, 20162,844
Operation Sucker Punch: Came Outta Nowhere · 10th of July, 20162,187
OSP: The Wind-Up · 17th of July, 20162,015
OSP: And The Pitch · 24th of July, 20162,774
OSP: Hitting Home · 31st of July, 20162,053
Zuloser · 2nd of August, 20163,374
RE · 2nd of August, 2016480
OSP: Truth or Daring · 7th of August, 20162,929
OSP: Interception Play · 13th of August, 20161,846
OSP: Daring Duped · 18th of August, 20163,622
OSP: Never Saw it Coming · 21st of August, 20162,451
OSP: The Gloves are Comin' Off · 23rd of August, 20162,601
OSP: And The Pants are Goin' Down · 27th of August, 20164,300
This entire chapter just has Dan beating the crap out of the Enclave · 4th of September, 20162,899
The Director Approaches · 11th of September, 20162,477
OSP: Boss Battle 1- Solo Action · 18th of September, 20162,095
Your Enclave: Dan Vs. General Sharp Winter · 25th of September, 20163,032
Who We Were: Dan Vs. The Director · 2nd of October, 20163,993
The Enclave Exchange? · 9th of October, 20161,387
What We Leave Behind · 16th of October, 20163,350
From Suck to Blow · 23rd of October, 20161,451
The Last Thing Daring Would Do · 24th of October, 20161,532
The Last Thing Daring Would Do pt. 2 · 27th of October, 20162,294
OSP: Diversionary Tactics · 30th of October, 20161,590
OSP: Remote Control · 6th of November, 20161,734
OSP: Mission Statement · 13th of November, 20163,080
Flashback: When Sorry Doesn't Say Enough · 15th of November, 20162,022
OSP Final: Plan on Daring · 20th of November, 20163,827
Episode 15 Intro · 27th of November, 20162,326
Zulu: Sticks and Stones · 4th of December, 20163,708
Zulu: Love and Loss · 11th of December, 20162,409
Episode 14 Bonus Chapter: The Secret of Harmony · 16th of December, 20165,447
Zulu: Something Groovy This Way Comes · 18th of December, 20162,648
Zulu: Ancients and Aliens · 25th of December, 20161,352
Zulu: I cannot tell a lie, man · 1st of January, 20171,828
Zulu: Jerkstock · 8th of January, 20173,278
Zulu: Ronald Reagan's Revenge · 15th of January, 20172,402
Zulu: Taking it Outside · 22nd of January, 20172,145
Harbinger · 27th of January, 20174,514
Zulu: Silicon Valley Vs. Haight-Ashbury · 29th of January, 20171,773
Zulu: I Am Deterrence · 5th of February, 20172,963
Zulu: Funpredictable · 12th of February, 20171,827
Pets and Projects · 16th of February, 20171,493
Zulu: Hair-Trigger · 19th of February, 20172,037
Zulu: Invaders and Survivors · 26th of February, 20173,615
Zulu: A Series of Unfortunate Defense · 4th of March, 20174,218
Zulu: The Danhattan Project · 12th of March, 20172,838
Zulu: Last Ditch · 19th of March, 20172,989
Zulu: Blessed Are The Peace Walkers · 26th of March, 20172,532
Zulu: Gonna take some time to do the things we never had · 2nd of April, 20173,039
Zulu: Lost in Translation Woods · 9th of April, 20172,330
Zulu Final: Veni Vidi Versus · 16th of April, 20171,559
Zulu Epilogue: According to Legend · 23rd of April, 20171,331
Episode 16 Preview(Meaning Tomorrow) · 29th of April, 2017448
Episode 16: Journey to the Center of Douchebagcentral- Dan Vs. The Gear Factory · 30th of April, 20172,597
Central: Just in Case · 7th of May, 20171,506
The King and Queen of Equestria · 11th of May, 20171,395
I guess he approves this message? · 13th of May, 2017815
Central: Properly Equipped · 14th of May, 20171,435
Central: Serving Breakfast · 21st of May, 20172,805
Revelation: What the Director said to Lightning Claw · 22nd of May, 20171,647
Central: An Unstable Stable · 28th of May, 20171,928
Central: Running in The 80s · 4th of June, 20171,396
Proverb · 10th of June, 20171,604
Central: A-Hole in the Ground · 11th of June, 20171,617
Central: Caution: Evil At Work · 18th of June, 20172,660
Central: Spoonful of Treachery · 25th of June, 20171,901
Central: Belly of the Beast · 2nd of July, 20171,175
Central: Full-Silver Jacket · 8th of July, 20171,392
Some Are Silver · 16th of July, 20173,232
Central: Phoenix Kills An Unimportant Character · 23rd of July, 20171,499
Central: Boss · 30th of July, 20172,339
Central: The Fiery InferNOPE Part 1- Sacrifices Were Made · 6th of August, 20171,041
Central: The Fiery InferNOPE Part 2- Changes Were Made · 12th of August, 20171,612
Central: The Fiery InferNOPE Part 3: Plans Were Made · 20th of August, 20171,965
Central: The Fiery InferNOPE Part 4- Escapes Were Made · 27th of August, 20171,965
Central: The Fiery InferNOPE Part 5- Attempts Were Made · 3rd of September, 20171,400
Central: The Fiery InferNOPE Part 6- You Could Have it Made · 9th of September, 20171,560
The Fiery InferNOPE Final: Rocked to the Core · 17th of September, 20172,731
Central: Ark · 24th of September, 20172,178
Central: There Will Always Be Two · 1st of October, 20171,370
Central: And Two and Two Go Together · 8th of October, 20171,765
Twilight Makes a Decision, Tea is Served, and Everybody Gets a Sword · 15th of October, 20172,076
Central: Could Go Either Way · 22nd of October, 20171,385
Central: Avertin' Dat Doom · 29th of October, 20173,333
Central: Regretfully Saving the World · 5th of November, 20171,911
Central: Two Cartons of Orange Juice and Two Hours · 12th of November, 20172,686
Central: Motivations · 19th of November, 20171,942
Central Final: Dan with a Plan · 26th of November, 20171,773
Episode 17: A Last Resort- Dan Vs. The Seaponies · 3rd of December, 20172,207
Resort: Tip of the Trident- Plan of Action · 10th of December, 20171,271
Resort: Tip of the Trident- Dam Sea Ponies · 17th of December, 20172,115
Resort: Tip of the Trident- Waterloo'd · 24th of December, 20172,438
Resort: Tip of the Trident- Round 2 · 31st of December, 20171,969
Resort: Tip of the Trident- Fish and Tank · 7th of January, 20182,096
Resort: Tip of the Trident- Nap Time · 14th of January, 20181,407
Tank · 21st of January, 20181,917
Ted · 23rd of January, 20181,117
Resort: Tip of the Trident- Tank Battle · 28th of January, 20183,317
Resort: Tip of The Trident- The Trident is Blunted! Ponyville's Defenses Hold Firm · 4th of February, 20183,142
Resort: Visionary · 11th of February, 20182,862
Resort: Who mayors the mayor? · 18th of February, 20182,467
Resort: Baited · 25th of February, 20183,065
Resort: Hello Dorkness, My Old Fiend · 4th of March, 20182,347
Resort: Dantastic Voyage · 10th of March, 20181,977
Resort: Dantastic Voyage- Lowlifes on the High Seas · 17th of March, 20182,379
Resort: Dantastic Voyage- Seasick · 25th of March, 20181,200
Resort: Dantastic Voyage- The Burial At Sea DLC Was Crap Anyway · 1st of April, 20182,358
Resort: TiDanic- My Hate Will Go On · 7th of April, 20182,135
Resort: Dantasy Island · 15th of April, 20181,332
Resort: Dantasy Island- Canterlantis · 22nd of April, 20182,191
Resort: Dantasy Island- Or Just Florida · 29th of April, 20182,070
Resort: Dantasy Island- Omnincompetence part 1 · 6th of May, 20183,127
Resort: Dantasy Island- Omnincompetence part 2 · 13th of May, 20182,142
Mirror Dorkly · 20th of May, 20183,071
Mirror Dorkly: Empire-in-Exile · 27th of May, 20183,248
Mirror Dorkly: You AND Your Fascist Horse World Problems · 3rd of June, 20182,087
Resort: Omnincompetence part 3 · 9th of June, 20181,409
Mirror Dorkly: The Invention of America · 17th of June, 20182,406
Mirror Dorkly: Fire and Ice · 24th of June, 20181,669
Mirror Dorkly: Working As Intended · 30th of June, 20182,516
Mirror Dorkly: Double Play · 8th of July, 20181,575
The Prodigal Sun · 2nd of July, 20182,331
Mirror Darker: What Took You So Long? · 15th of July, 20181,576
The Vacation Special Boss Battle! Phoenix Wright Vs. ??? · 22nd of July, 20182,038
Mirror Darker: Shadow of The Empire · 29th of July, 20182,399
Omnincompetence Part 4 · 5th of August, 20181,839
Mirror Mercy · 12th of August, 20182,511
Make Vs. Whole · 16th of August, 2018486
Mirrorpause · 19th of August, 20181,729
Resort: Heaven Holds A Place · 26th of August, 20182,414
Resort: Homecoming · 1st of September, 20181,994
The Once and Future · 8th of September, 20182,447
Plan X Part 1 · 16th of September, 20181,725
Plan X Part 2 · 22nd of September, 20181,205
Plan X Part 3 · 30th of September, 20181,676
Plan X Part 4 · 7th of October, 20181,965
Plan X Part 5 · 13th of October, 20181,068
Plan X Part 6 · 20th of October, 20181,739
Resort: Invitation · 28th of October, 20182,992
Resort: Overboard · 4th of November, 20181,977
Resort: So you got your own ninjas · 11th of November, 20181,843
Resort: Public Executions at the Bake Sale · 18th of November, 20181,328
Resort: Elemental Theory · 25th of November, 20181,355
Resort: We Were Friends · 2nd of December, 20181,489
Resort: All Fools · 9th of December, 20181,884
Resort Finale: Vacation Over · 16th of December, 20183,547
Episode 19: Rad Rice: Beyond Blunderdome- Dan Vs. Fallout Equestria · 23rd of December, 20182,707
Rad: Enter The Doctor · 30th of December, 20182,486
Rad: Dan Misses the Pone Depot · 6th of January, 20191,256
Rad: Black Market Payne · 13th of January, 20192,873
Rad: Mustard and Gas · 20th of January, 20191,061
Flashback: Barro'd Time · 27th of January, 20193,657
Rad: Shaped by the Shadows · 3rd of February, 20192,252
Rad: No Answer Means Yes · 10th of February, 20191,797
Rad: Unavoidable · 17th of February, 20192,107
Dan Vs. Boba Fett · 24th of February, 20192,628
Rad: Red Dots · 3rd of March, 20191,452
Rad: What Kept You? · 10th of March, 20192,697
Rad: Adding Fuel to the Failure · 17th of March, 20191,250
Rad: Hold The Line(Revenge Isn't Always On Time) · 24th of March, 20191,863
Rad: Stop That Train! Pt. 1 · 31st of March, 20191,116
Rad: Stop That Train! Pt. 2 · 7th of April, 20191,078
Rad: Stop That Train! Pt. 3 · 14th of April, 20191,481
Rad: Stop That Train! Pt. 4 · 21st of April, 20191,204
Moment with Cap and Chris · 22nd of April, 20191,550
Rad: Payne-Killer · 28th of April, 20191,103
Rad: Payne-Relief · 5th of May, 20191,199
Rad: Maybe New Jersey · 12th of May, 20191,402
Rad: Times Haven't Changed · 18th of May, 20191,815
Rad: UnStable · 26th of May, 20191,131
Rad: Cross Promotion · 2nd of June, 20192,679
Rad: An Underground Club With Fights but not Fight Club · 9th of June, 20191,714
Rad: Don't Call it Fight Club · 16th of June, 20191,719
Twilight's Test Pt. 1 · 23rd of June, 20191,913
Rad: But it's Basically Fight Club · 30th of June, 20192,215
Rad: Rise(and Fall) of the Machine · 7th of July, 20191,309
Rad: Phoenix Wrong: Disgrace Attorney · 14th of July, 20191,404
Flashback: Double-Cross Pt. 1 · 20th of July, 20191,965
Flashback: Double-cross Pt. 2 · 28th of July, 20191,966
Flashback: Rice Tortures Michael Hay · 4th of August, 20191,143
Rad: Atlas Hugged · 11th of August, 20191,480
Rad: Atlas, Drugged · 18th of August, 20191,112
Rad: Let's Go and Meet the Gator Fans · 24th of August, 20191,042
Flashback: Spirit of the Director · 27th of August, 20191,327
Rad: Thus Always to Gator Fans · 1st of September, 20191,685
Rad: Concessions Made · 7th of September, 20191,770
Rad: Underground Overtime · 15th of September, 20191,101
Rad: Dan Vs. Jaws · 21st of September, 20193,106
Rad: Escape Strategy · 29th of September, 20191,716
Rad: The Gates of New Troy · 6th of October, 20191,264
Rad: Treaties of Old! · 13th of October, 20191,521
Rad: Loot-iest Pet Shop · 19th of October, 20191,295
Twilight's Test Pt. 2: The Twi-enlightenmentening · 26th of October, 20191,972
Rad: Unorthodox Tactics and Dan's Old-fashioned Homemade Napalm · 2nd of November, 20192,008
Rad: Pink Troy'd- Another Prick in the Wall · 10th of November, 20191,063
Rad: Uncomfortably Dumb · 17th of November, 20191,307
Rad: Dork Side of the Moon · 23rd of November, 20191,188
Flashback: How Dan tried to cheer up Barro · 18th of November, 20191,518
Rad: Other Pink Floyd Reference · 1st of December, 20192,423
Rad: A Club With Guns But Not A Gun Club · 8th of December, 20191,601
Rad: Shared Dreams · 15th of December, 20192,978
Rad: Really Really Obviously A Trap · 22nd of December, 20191,562
The Negotiator · 24th of December, 20191,569
Rad: Off-Target · 29th of December, 20191,433
Rad: The Bipolar Express · 4th of January, 20201,275
Twilight's Test Pt. 3: Twilight's Triumph and Return · 12th of January, 20201,917
Rad: Pulp Fanfiction · 18th of January, 20201,768
Rad: A Classic Witch's Brew · 26th of January, 20201,166
Rad: Fallen, Fallen is Tambelon Pt. 1 · 2nd of February, 20202,095
Rad: Slice of Perfection · 9th of February, 20201,600
Rad: Fallen, Fallen is Tambelon Pt. 2 · 15th of February, 20201,421
Rad: People That Matter · 23rd of February, 20202,621
Rad: The Chapter Where Dan Actually Shoots Somebody · 1st of March, 20201,420
Rad: The Future Dies in The Present · 8th of March, 20202,091
Rad: Have it Both Ways · 15th of March, 20202,886
Episode 20: The Wrath of Dan- Dan Vs. Barro the Broadaster · 21st of March, 20201,798
Wrath: A Link For What Ails Ya! · 29th of March, 20201,532
Wrath: The Legend of ZelDan and Galaga · 5th of April, 20202,976
Wrath: What They Don't Tell You · 11th of April, 20201,081
Wrath: Fat Dog and Little Pony · 18th of April, 20202,548
Wrath: You're in the Splash Zone · 25th of April, 20201,717
Wrath: Off The Air · 2nd of May, 20202,824
Wrath: Donut, Steel · 9th of May, 20201,395
Wrath: Staircase to the Stars · 17th of May, 20201,094
Wrath: A Link To Harmony · 24th of May, 20201,667
Wrath: A Link To A Friend · 31st of May, 20201,918
Wrath: One Last Shot · 6th of June, 20201,008
Wrath: Fireworks and Ice · 13th of June, 20201,137
Flashback: The Man with Two Shadows · 10th of June, 20201,941
Wrath: Polarity Shift · 20th of June, 20201,100
Wrath: Equus Nova · 27th of June, 20201,232
Wrath: Final Boarding · 4th of July, 20201,125
Wrath: With A Bang · 11th of July, 20202,382
Wrath: The Surly Bonds · 18th of July, 20201,882
Wrath: Exaggerated · 25th of July, 20201,806
Wrath: Buck'd Rogers · 1st of August, 20201,525
Wrath: Babylautism 5 · 8th of August, 20201,369
Flashback: Barro Vs. Luna · 10th of August, 20201,550
Wrath: A Real Dogfight · 15th of August, 20201,344
Wrath: Life from Lifelessness · 23rd of August, 20202,099
Wrath: Flying Jerkus · 30th of August, 20201,176
Wrath: And That's How Flurry Heart Was Conceived In This Universe · 5th of September, 20201,249
Wrath: The Superior Intellect · 12th of September, 20201,925
Wrath: The Act of Creation · 19th of September, 20201,524
Wrath: No Moon · 26th of September, 20202,004
Wrath: Returning the Favor · 4th of October, 20201,138
Wrath: Oh Great, We're Alike · 10th of October, 20201,656
Wrath: Revenge Will Be Served · 18th of October, 20201,905
Wrath: Like a Picnic in Space · 24th of October, 20202,093
Wrath: What Bears Do On The Moon · 31st of October, 20201,179
Wrath: Timeless Truths Told · 8th of November, 20201,083
Wrath: In the Warmest Reunions · 14th of November, 20201,376
Wrath: Coldest Hearts · 22nd of November, 20204,318
Wrath: The Unforgiveable Act of Forgiveness · 29th of November, 20202,779
Flashback: Another Day in Another Universe · 23rd of November, 20201,898
Episode 21: Dan Vs. Errands · 5th of December, 20202,269
Errands: The Streets I Used To Own · 13th of December, 20202,102
Errands: Ahab and Nemo · 20th of December, 20201,103
Errands: News For You · 27th of December, 20202,234
Errands: That Is Everything Wrong With That · 3rd of January, 20212,694
Errands: Frenemies Closest · 10th of January, 20211,497
Errands: The Man Who Sold the World(A Time-Share) · 17th of January, 20211,763
Errands: Buyer Beware · 23rd of January, 20211,463
Errands: Dial "D" For Discord · 31st of January, 20211,912
Errands: The Exiles · 7th of February, 20211,805
Episode 15 Bonus Chapter: Vice Vs. Equestria's Finest · 1st of February, 20213,141
Errands: Supermarket · 13th of February, 20212,814
The Truth of All Elements · 16th of February, 20211,749
We're Having A Nice Evening · 21st of February, 20211,258
Errands: The Chapter Where Dan Goes Completely Insane · 28th of February, 20211,926
Errands: Lemme Tell Ya, Bustin' Makes Me Feel Nauseas · 7th of March, 20211,712
Errands: We Could Just Watch Cartoons · 9th of March, 20211,868
Errands: Nightfall · 13th of March, 20215,227
Errands: Grave Understandings · 21st of March, 20212,057
Errands: Dork Diplomacy · 27th of March, 20213,192
Errands: Priorities · 4th of April, 20212,713
Errands: The Breakdown · 10th of April, 20212,282
Episode 22: The Kingdom is Broke! Dan Vs. The National Debt · 17th of April, 20211,774
Broke: Famous Heinous · 25th of April, 20211,487
Broke: The Green New Zeal · 2nd of May, 20212,185
Broke: Again · 8th of May, 20212,458
Broke: Ice-cold Chicken · 15th of May, 20211,598
Broke: Spearing the Details · 22nd of May, 20211,904
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MLP: FiM Sex Gore Violence Death Profanity Romance Adventure Comedy Twilight Rainbow Dash Scootaloo Trixie OC
A Blue Angels pilot is saved from a fiery crash by a most unexpected savior
The Blue Angels: the greatest stunt pilot group on or above Earth. When one of their recruits is involved in a horrible mid-flight accident, the last thing he ever expected was being saved by a blue angel of his own...
^------------Inspired by this epic pic by johnjoseco.deviantart.com
WARNING: This story contains quite a bit of Applied and Theoretical Physics, so just a heads up! ^^;
Also contains strong language/suggestive content when appropriate MAY become mature later on depending on reader feedback...which I do greatly appreciate and welcome :)
Further Story-related information may be found here:http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/92839
Ponyville Reference Map for this story: http://s938.photobucket.com/user/9moviefan/media/PonyvilleMap-1.jpg.html?sort=3&o=78
Song Playlist (warning, may contain spoilers!) :Blue Angel Playlist
Blue Angel now has a TVTropes Page!
Chapters Prologue-Pt 1: Clear for Takeoff! · 9th of September, 20122,826
Prologue-Pt 2: Risky Business · 21st of September, 20123,275
Prologue-Pt 3: Toes For Breakfast?! · 21st of September, 20122,783
Prologue-Pt 4: Back To The Basics · 14th of August, 20124,559
Prologue-Pt 5: What Are Friends For? · 14th of August, 20123,205
Prologue-Pt 6: Just Me Being Me · 14th of August, 20123,420
Prologue-Pt 7: New Kid On The Block · 14th of August, 20123,187
Prologue-Pt 8: Secrets and Lies...and Pinkie Promises · 15th of November, 20126,754
Prologue-Pt 9: Emotional Divergence · 14th of August, 20126,894
Prologue-Pt 10: The Things We (Mis)Say · 16th of November, 20123,034
Prologue-Pt 11: For the First Time in a Long Time · 14th of August, 20126,975
Prologue-Pt 12: A Little Daring Do · 18th of August, 201210,015
Prologue Q&A Responses and stuff! 8D · 20th of April, 2012891
The Hurricane-Pt 1: Mornings Are Awkward · 14th of August, 20125,425
The Hurricane-Pt 2: Ignorance is Bliss · 14th of August, 20129,425
The Hurricane-Pt 3: Meanwhile... · 28th of November, 20124,677
The Hurricane-Pt 4: Invasion of Privacy · 14th of August, 20124,053
The Hurricane-Pt 5: Mind = Blown · 14th of August, 201211,301
The Hurricane-Pt 6: Rock Shows, Bad Hair, and Groupies · 17th of September, 20126,087
The Hurricane-Pt 7: You Need Professional Help · 14th of August, 20127,316
The Hurricane-Pt 8: Not At All What I Expected · 24th of November, 20125,762
The Hurricane-Pt 9: Prove Me Wrong · 14th of August, 20125,907
The Hurricane-Pt 10: Many Meetings · 14th of August, 20127,273
The Hurricane-Pt 11: A Necessary Evil · 14th of August, 201213,038
The Hurricane-Pt 12: Miyagi · 14th of August, 201211,065
The Hurricane Story Arc Q&A Responses! · 10th of June, 20121,689
The Running-Pt 1: On Your Mark... · 14th of August, 20128,961
The Running-Pt 2: Crepuscular Conversing · 14th of August, 20127,864
The Running-Pt 3: Security Matters · 14th of August, 20128,491
The Running-Pt 4: A Line in the Sand · 14th of August, 201210,099
The Running-Pt 5: Royal Librarian Revelations · 14th of August, 201210,764
The Running-Pt 6: Get Set... · 1st of September, 201210,837
The Running-Pt 7: There's a Storm Coming... · 14th of August, 201211,309
The Running-Pt 8: A Thief, A Crusader, and a Hell of a Night · 28th of November, 201211,646
The Running-Pt 9: BBFAD · 14th of August, 201211,822
The Running-Pt 10: ...Go! · 14th of August, 201212,754
The Running-Pt 11: I Won't Back Down · 14th of August, 201211,860
The Running-Pt 12: Cutting Deep · 14th of August, 201210,921
The Running Q&A Responses! · 19th of August, 20121,114
Inseptium Nova-Pt 1: Red Barons and Herrings · 23rd of August, 201214,883
Inseptium Nova-Pt 2: You've Gotta Be Bucking Kidding Me... · 3rd of September, 201210,314
Inseptium Nova-Pt 3: Hammer-space and Musical Therapy · 3rd of September, 201217,540
Inseptium Nova-Pt 4: Trix Are For Kids... · 13th of December, 20129,728
Inseptium Nova: Pt 5: The Great and Powerful Escape · 8th of September, 20126,496
Inseptium Nova-Pt 6: The Enemy of My Enemy... · 14th of September, 201211,607
Inseptium Nova-Pt 7: Pyromania and Deja-Vu · 17th of September, 201211,137
Inseptium Nova-Pt 8: Murphy's Law · 27th of November, 201215,280
Inseptium Nova-Pt 9: Trouble on the Horizon · 22nd of September, 20129,668
Inseptium Nova-Pt 10: Acceptance · 25th of September, 201210,147
Inseptium Nova-Pt 11: Magic Kindergarten 101 · 4th of October, 20129,463
Inseptium Nova-Pt 12: Magic Kindergarten 201 · 5th of October, 20126,018
Inseptium Nova-Pt 13: Today, I Learned · 13th of October, 20127,043
Inseptium Nova-Pt 14: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? · 6th of December, 20128,008
Inseptium Nova-Pt 15: Volare · 6th of November, 201230,854
Inseptium Nova Q&A Character Responses! · 8th of November, 201218,764
Truth or Dare-Pt 1: Antici-....pation · 16th of November, 20128,764
Truth or Dare-Pt 2: Zero · 25th of November, 201215,409
Truth or Dare-Pt 3: Mea Culpa · 7th of December, 201212,768
Truth or Dare-Pt 4: Suspicions, Celebrations, and Inebriations · 7th of December, 201216,982
Truth or Dare-Pt 5: A Fighting Chance · 14th of December, 201218,792
Truth or Dare-Pt 6: Playing Chicken · 19th of December, 201211,004
Truth or Dare-Pt 7: Sharp Conversations · 27th of December, 20128,019
Truth or Dare-Pt 8: Hello, Murphy... · 5th of January, 201315,667
Truth or Dare-Pt 9: Good Intentions Pave the Path to Ponyhell · 24th of January, 201319,523
Truth or Dare-Pt 10: Fool's Gold Still Shines · 2nd of February, 201318,626
Truth or Dare-Pt 11: Thunderstruck · 16th of February, 201326,306
Truth or Dare-Pt 12: The Only Thing Missing... · 1st of March, 201321,509
Truth or Dare-Pt 13: ...Is You By My Side · 16th of March, 201324,353
Truth or Dare-Pt 14: Pride... · 27th of March, 201317,692
Truth or Dare-Pt 15: ...and Prejudice · 22nd of June, 201330,738
Truth or Dare Pt-16: The Princess and the Pebble · 14th of June, 201422,663
Truth or Dare-Pt 17: Sovereign Skullduggery · 24th of July, 201813,378
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MLP: FiM Sex Comedy Drama Random Human Alt. Universe Twilight Trixie Cadance
Mark Wells only bought an old mirror, so why did he now have hooves, wings and green fur? And where was he? Maybe this great and powerful princess could tell him?
Mark Wells was a klutz, but even he could not imagine stumbling into a mirror that he had just bought at an antique store and ending up in a world of colorful equines, not to mention gaining hooves and wings at the same time. And whoever heard of green fur on a horse? Perhaps the great and powerful Princess that the guard was taking him to would have some answers because he sure didn't!
An alternative version of canon events with humorous twists. Written in collaboration with Airy Words .
Cover art by Mix-up and their DeviantArt account is Amalgamzaku .
Book One: Chapters 1–33 Book Two: "Further Off The Mark" : Chapters 34–69 Book Three: "On The Mark" : Chapters 70–100
Sex tag added as of chapter 32 but it's mostly due to talk. Actual sex takes place "off camera".
Chapters Chapter 1 - A Stumble Too Far · 30th of July, 20184,144
Chapter 2 - Right Place, Right Time · 5th of August, 20184,291
Chapter 3 - It's As Easy As Falling Off A Log · 10th of August, 20182,961
Chapter 4 - First Impressions · 12th of August, 20183,342
Chapter 5 - Crash Course · 14th of August, 20182,252
Chapter 6 - Class is In · 18th of August, 20183,619
Chapter 7 - Testing Time · 22nd of August, 20188,303
Chapter 8 - Errands · 26th of August, 20184,520
Chapter 9 - Competitions · 28th of August, 201810,189
Chapter 10 - Nothing Exceeds Like Excess · 2nd of September, 20185,839
Chapter 11 - For What Ails Thee · 7th of September, 20185,610
Chapter 12 - Royal Command Performance · 13th of September, 20189,768
Chapter 13 - Tardy · 15th of September, 20185,268
Chapter 14 - Challenge · 18th of September, 20187,319
Chapter 15 - Challenges · 22nd of September, 20185,013
Chapter 16 - Ominous Visions · 26th of September, 20185,673
Chapter 17 - Elemental Magic · 30th of September, 20189,478
Chapter 18 - Duties and Distractions · 7th of October, 20184,172
Chapter 19 - Discoveries · 13th of October, 20186,653
Chapter 20 - Games · 20th of October, 201810,556
Chapter 21 - Secrets · 25th of October, 20184,725
Chapter 22 - Centaur Crisis · 31st of October, 20186,458
Chapter 23 - Homes · 7th of November, 20189,534
Chapter 24 - Books · 11th of November, 201810,049
Chapter 25 - Strange Visit · 19th of November, 20189,700
Chapter 26 - Surprises · 25th of November, 20189,893
Chapter 27 - Cult of Equality · 2nd of December, 20189,881
Chapter 28 - New Acquaintances · 10th of December, 201810,904
Chapter 29 - Change of Attitude · 17th of December, 20185,403
Chapter 30 - A Dark and Stormy Night · 21st of December, 20186,806
Chapter 31 - Learning About You · 25th of December, 20186,054
Chapter 32 - 'Tis The Season · 29th of December, 20188,838
Chapter 33 - Repercussions · 9th of January, 20194,120
Chapter 34 - New Associates · 14th of January, 20194,718
Chapter 35 - Status Change · 21st of January, 20197,759
Chapter 36 - Looking Back, Looking Forward · 27th of January, 20197,608
Chapter 37 - Time Trap · 4th of February, 20195,259
Chapter 38 - Impasse · 9th of February, 20198,288
Chapter 39 - Breaking Up Is Hard To Do · 13th of February, 20193,877
Chapter 40 - Bad Dreams · 18th of February, 20193,760
Chapter 41 - Positive Changes · 24th of February, 20196,805
Chapter 42 - Chaos and Kinks · 4th of March, 20196,636
Chapter 43 - Extremes · 12th of March, 201910,001
Chapter 44 - Final Confrontation · 16th of March, 20198,663
Chapter 45 - Court Affairs · 25th of March, 20196,771
Chapter 46 - Wedding Wells · 4th of April, 201910,070
Chapter 47 - Conversations · 13th of April, 20194,013
Chapter 48 - Honeymoon Hijinks · 30th of April, 20196,374
Chapter 49 - New Alliances · 6th of May, 20194,507
Chapter 50 - Are You Being Served? · 16th of May, 201912,734
Chapter 51 - Secrets and Changes · 24th of May, 20197,637
Chapter 52 - Can Starlight Glimmer Stand The Heat? · 2nd of June, 20192,927
Chapter 53 - Games Ponies Play · 9th of June, 201910,353
Chapter 54 - A Change For The Worse · 16th of June, 20196,218
Chapter 55 - Hidden Ally · 24th of June, 20199,222
Chapter 56 - Invading The Hive · 30th of June, 20198,531
Chapter 57 - Rewards and Revelations · 7th of July, 20198,032
Chapter 58 - Dragon Deal · 15th of July, 20195,530
Chapter 59 - There's Something Different About You · 20th of July, 201910,134
Chapter 60 - An Interesting Week · 30th of July, 20199,695
Chapter 61 - Treasure Hunt · 18th of August, 201912,733
Chapter 62 - Intriguing Discoveries · 30th of August, 20197,276
Chapter 63 - Chasing Shadows · 8th of September, 20196,831
Chapter 64 - The Light of Truth · 14th of September, 20196,330
Chapter 65 - Got the Blues · 24th of September, 20194,636
Chapter 66 - Filly Point of View · 7th of October, 201910,516
Chapter 67 - Stormed · 17th of October, 20195,771
Chapter 68 - A Clash of Lightning · 25th of October, 201911,560
Chapter 69 - A New Dawn · 7th of November, 20195,472
Chapter 70 - New Generation · 20th of November, 20194,798
Chapter 71 - Evolving Relationships · 26th of November, 20192,605
Chapter 72 - Targets and Victims · 2nd of December, 20196,894
Chapter 73 - Assassin's Revenge · 10th of December, 20196,547
Chapter 74 - School Dazed · 15th of December, 20195,185
Chapter 75 - Surf And Turf · 29th of December, 201910,346
Chapter 76 - New Careers · 7th of January, 20204,589
Chapter 77 - Compromises · 19th of January, 20208,227
Chapter 78 - And Now For Something Completely Different · 2nd of February, 202011,013
Chapter 79 - Hearth's Warming · 16th of February, 20206,308
Chapter 80 - Families · 1st of March, 20208,841
Chapter 81 - Learning Their Place · 12th of March, 20207,973
Chapter 82 - Crisis · 29th of March, 20207,356
Chapter 83 - The Greatest Showmare · 9th of April, 20206,351
Chapter 84 - Responsibilities And Repercussions · 26th of April, 20207,724
Chapter 85 - Critical Developments · 11th of May, 20206,958
Chapter 86 - Crystal City Conflict · 24th of May, 20207,117
Chapter 87 - Catching Up · 28th of May, 20205,326
Chapter 88 - Questions and Challenges · 8th of June, 20207,701
Chapter 89 - Royal Command Performance #2 · 19th of June, 20205,629
Chapter 90 - Look Who's Back! · 5th of July, 20208,254
Chapter 91 - So Long! I Must Be Going! · 12th of July, 20206,823
Chapter 92 - Anyone For Tea? · 22nd of July, 20204,342
Chapter 93 - Circumventing Surveillance · 31st of July, 20204,619
Chapter 94 - Fateful Campaign · 17th of August, 202012,735
Chapter 95 - After the Battle · 31st of August, 202010,369
Chapter 96 - Getting Back To Normal · 3rd of September, 20205,947
Chapter 97 - Mates and Foals · 7th of September, 20207,214
Chapter 98 - Relationships New and Old · 13th of September, 20209,057
Chapter 99 - Friends And Family · 2nd of October, 202017,753
Chapter 100 - Mark's World · 6th of October, 20202,360
Likes: 1272 Dislikes: 131
MLP: FiM Sex Romance Drama Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Rainbow Dash Celestia Luna Bon-Bon Other
Time has forgotten him, but when Luna returns from the moon, he comes back to Equestria. What zany adventures will this ancient being get into once he returns to a peace-loving land?
Ages ago, Firefly flew across the Rainbow, to find help in dealing with Tirek. She came back with a human, Megan Williams. The Diplomat to Ponykind, wielder of the Rainbow of Light.
That was not the only help the wild magic of the land brought forward.
A human appeared near a magical fountain, near a mare that carried two fillies inside her. Armed with a sword that could slay anything and unending life thanks to said fountain, this second human came back with the mare to Dream Valley, and earned a reputation as The Sword, for he defended Ponykind against the darkness when the Diplomat could not soothe things over.
That was two ages ago. Time moved on. The Windigoes came. The Unification happened. Discord happened. The Crystal Empire happened. And the human remained by his foster daughter's side through all of this.
Until Nightmare Moon happened, and he nearly raised his sword against his daughter.
So he left, to seek solace, to seek guidance from the world itself from what he'd nearly done. But when the mark on the moon vanished, the human took note of that...and the day that happened afterwards.
Now...he's come home.
ADDITIONAL TAGS: Adventure, all the ponies. This is essentially a rewrite with one more character being added into the mix, to see what happens. He's not a 'seventh element of harmony.' I will admit in later chapters he might seem overpowered, but remember...
Whatever magic you practice...has a price. He just has the ability to bounce back from almost anything...eventually.
Warning: There will be sex in later chapters. And this is another story the Ausbrony and I have written together. Rather than seperate it out, I'm just gonna tag it Mature now.
EDIT: Featured on the DAY it was posted. My fans are nuts. In a good way.
SECOND EDIT: Cover art! Commissioned by iakovl , done by Atlas-66 .
Chapters Chapter 1 - The Return of the Father · 19th of April, 20175,638
Chapter 2 - A day on the town · 26th of April, 20175,476
Chapter 3 - Dealing with a Dragon · 3rd of May, 20175,886
Chapter 4 - House warming, just not with actual fire · 10th of May, 20177,062
Chapter 05 - Interrogations are never gentle · 17th of May, 20176,454
Chapter 06 - A swarm of problems · 24th of May, 20176,281
Chapter 07 - The Winter Ball · 31st of May, 201715,797
Chapter 08 - Enter Cadence · 7th of June, 201710,258
Chapter 09 - Hearth's Warming · 14th of June, 20177,472
Chapter 10 - Wrapping up Winter, or not. · 21st of June, 20176,476
Chapter 11 - A piece of the past · 28th of June, 20178,302
Chapter 12 - Everypony in that town is crazy! · 5th of July, 201711,863
Chapter 13 - The fitting of a lifetime · 12th of July, 20177,689
Chapter 14 - Mornings after are dangerous · 19th of July, 20178,046
Chapter 15 - Old magic, new fights · 26th of July, 201710,070
Chapter 16 - Family reunion, family party · 3rd of August, 201715,891
Chapter 17 - The true depth of art · 10th of August, 201713,482
Chapter 18 - New teacher in town · 16th of August, 201711,626
Chapter 19 - Adjustments Required · 23rd of August, 201716,585
Chapter 20 - Rebirth of Earth · 30th of August, 201712,301
Chapter 21 - Tragically short modeling career · 7th of September, 201712,374
Chapter 22 - Maid to order · 13th of September, 20179,896
Chapter 23 - Ascending Art · 20th of September, 20177,671
Chapter 24 - Control your brooms · 27th of September, 20176,302
Chapter 25 - Round one, tie · 4th of October, 20178,317
Chapter 26 - Advanced Lessons · 11th of October, 20178,465
Chapter 27 - A-Muse-ing Consequences · 18th of October, 20178,443
Chapter 28 - Prince of the Schoolyard · 25th of October, 20179,001
Chapter 29 - Secrets, Lies, and Monster ties · 1st of November, 20178,532
Chapter 30 - Parties for one and pranks for some · 9th of November, 20179,353
Chapter 31 - The Gala before the storm · 15th of November, 20176,420
Chapter 32 - Dealing with a troublesome past · 22nd of November, 20177,458
Chapter 33 - Welcome back. · 29th of November, 20177,754
Chapter 34 - Alicorn Errands · 6th of December, 20179,559
Chapter 35 - Home again · 13th of December, 201711,234
Chapter 36 - A nightmare settling in · 20th of December, 201711,832
Chapter 37 - Griffon playtime · 27th of December, 201711,335
Chapter 38 - What a fright · 3rd of January, 201812,901
Chapter 39 - Birthday Gifts · 10th of January, 201817,375
Chapter 40 - The great chase · 17th of January, 201810,493
Chapter 41 - Piece of the past · 24th of January, 20189,722
Chapter 42 - What lies above · 31st of January, 201810,121
Chapter 43 - Do you hear the bells? · 7th of February, 20189,882
Chapter 44 - Proposals are a real battle · 14th of February, 20189,100
Chapter 45 - A little taste of the music · 21st of February, 201815,619
Chapter 46 - Learning from Greed · 28th of February, 20188,915
Chapter 47 - When Aspects clash · 7th of March, 201813,323
Chapter 48 - Time and Nightmares · 14th of March, 20189,190
Chapter 49 - Family day and intimate proposals · 21st of March, 201810,804
Chapter 50 - Honesty is the best policy · 28th of March, 201812,062
Chapter 51 - Daily Skirmishes · 4th of April, 20189,429
Chapter 52 - Taking care of business · 11th of April, 201810,327
Chapter 53 - Of Dragon Journeys, Hooves and Hearts · 18th of April, 201815,463
Chapter 54 - Aerial relations · 25th of April, 201810,731
Chapter 55 - This day was just perfect...kinda · 2nd of May, 20189,328
Chapter 56 - Fallout · 9th of May, 20187,221
Chapter 57 - Old friends are like family · 16th of May, 201811,077
Chapter 58 - A perfect wedding day, at last · 23rd of May, 201810,217
Chapter 59 - The more things change, the more they stay the same · 30th of May, 201811,003
Chapter 60 - An Empire of problems · 6th of June, 201810,295
Chapter 61 - Healing and remembering · 13th of June, 201815,420
Chapter 62 - Shadows and Sounds · 20th of June, 20189,753
Chapter 63 - A full set · 27th of June, 201812,070
Chapter 64 - So many Pinkies · 4th of July, 20189,461
Chapter 65 - Training to overcome your fears · 11th of July, 20189,614
Chapter 66 - Keeping up with the news · 18th of July, 20189,643
Chapter 67 - Apogee of the Sun · 25th of July, 20189,171
Chapter 68 - Silly amulet, Trixie 's for kids · 1st of August, 20185,736
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MLP: FiM Comedy Slice of Life Human Pinkie Derpy OC Main 6 CMCs
A young man finds himself in a world beyond his wildest imaginations...
A young man named Dave, while writing a personal journal about his perceptions of liking the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic", is unexpectedly whisked away into the land of Equestria, where his memories about the world even being part of a show are erased, leaving him lost in an unfamiliar land. Luckily, help comes to him in the form of a pony named Pinkie Pie, who immediately dubs him her new friend, and introduces him to life in Equestria...
Cover art done by Redback Spino
Editing: Firebirdbtops
Chapters Where Am I? · 26th of November, 20123,536
Welcome to Ponyville · 26th of November, 20122,848
A Dash of Rainbow · 26th of November, 20122,937
An Apple Family Brunch · 26th of November, 20123,058
A Rare Opportunity · 26th of November, 20123,703
Always the Shy Ones · 26th of November, 20123,298
Twilight Sparkle · 2nd of December, 20125,312
Sugarcube Corner · 24th of September, 20123,855
My Dinner With Pinkie · 24th of September, 20122,143
Surprise! · 6th of July, 20122,699
A Party to Remember · 8th of July, 20123,991
Morning in Ponyville · 20th of July, 20123,548
An Afternoon With Twi · 24th of July, 20122,751
Ponies Tell the Best Tales · 3rd of August, 20123,410
Rarity Works Her Magic · 12th of November, 20123,875
Meet the Crusaders · 27th of November, 20124,352
A Chat with Applejack · 24th of September, 20123,881
Ironmane · 14th of August, 20122,446
Derpy Hooves · 17th of August, 20123,238
Where oh Where Has Our Scootaloo Gone? · 23rd of August, 20123,613
Into the Forest · 31st of August, 20122,682
Zecora of the Everfree · 2nd of September, 20122,561
What to Do for Scootaloo · 4th of September, 20122,987
Scootaloo's Tale · 9th of September, 20123,425
My Best Pony Pal, Pinkie Pie · 12th of September, 20122,865
How to Find a Mommy · 15th of September, 20122,032
I-de-a! · 14th of September, 20122,627
Scootaloo's New Home · 28th of September, 20122,768
The Great and Powerful Trixie · 26th of September, 20124,921
Melody and Heartstrings · 18th of October, 20123,221
The Calm Before the Plunge · 12th of October, 20123,954
The Q&A · 12th of November, 20127,935
An Attempt at Peace, Failed · 2nd of December, 20125,316
A Nightmare to End All · 9th of December, 20124,138
*Alternate POV* Nocturnal Doings · 17th of December, 20125,503
Letters, Bullies, and Harvesting · 22nd of December, 20125,419
Dinky Hooves, Cutie Mark Crusader · 11th of January, 20134,128
A Night On the Lanes · 14th of January, 20134,847
The Complicated History of a Showpony · 20th of January, 20135,840
A Step Toward Home · 23rd of January, 20134,782
A Day at the Spa · 5th of February, 20135,925
The Running of the Leaves · 19th of February, 20136,511
Off to Canterlot · 4th of March, 20135,250
An Inside Tour of Canterlot · 8th of March, 20132,886
A Meeting with Her Majesty · 10th of March, 20135,238
Last Evening in Canterlot · 17th of March, 20133,764
A New Home · 21st of March, 20135,215
A New Home Means New Neighbors · 26th of March, 20133,456
Cider Season · 1st of April, 20135,409
A Great and Powerful Argument · 4th of April, 20134,057
*Alternate POV* That Same Friday · 6th of April, 20134,371
Pinkie Pie's Homecoming · 7th of April, 20134,578
Tribune and Trixie · 7th of April, 20134,536
The Sick and Bedridden Trixie · 13th of April, 20133,416
What to Do, What to Do · 18th of April, 20134,844
Dolly Tribune's Big Scoop · 27th of April, 20135,431
Reparations Made · 6th of May, 20136,072
It Was a Dark and Stormy Day... · 10th of May, 20133,590
Welcome Back! · 19th of May, 20135,477
Cutie Mark Crusaders Pirates · 27th of May, 20135,786
On the Way to Recovery · 31st of May, 20135,188
Preparing for Nightmare Night · 8th of June, 20134,533
Slumber Party at Dave's · 14th of June, 20136,521
Trixie 's Revenge· 14th of June, 20133,857
Nightmare Night · 19th of June, 20137,632
The Round Table · 30th of June, 20135,882
Operation: Car · 8th of July, 20133,509
The Haggler's Way to A Better Bargain · 20th of July, 20133,849
Raising The Bits: Week 1 · 24th of July, 20134,495
*Alternate POV* Evening Happenings · 28th of July, 20133,089
Happy Not-Quite Birthday! · 4th of August, 20135,765
Raising the Bits: Week 2 · 17th of August, 20137,813
Babysitting Sweetie Belle · 24th of August, 20135,843
The Best-Laid Plans of Foals and Men · 31st of August, 20131,895
To Catch a Thief · 2nd of September, 20133,098
The Rainbow Avenger · 11th of September, 20134,116
The Junior Derby · 12th of September, 20136,195
First Day of Winter · 24th of September, 20133,329
Bonbons and Bunnies · 2nd of October, 20135,336
*Alternate POV* That Same Winter Evening · 13th of October, 20133,141
Essays and Ice Skating · 16th of October, 20135,125
First Day of Work · 24th of October, 20135,083
Unexpected Meetings · 30th of October, 20135,016
Scales and Arpeggios · 9th of November, 20134,246
Shopper's Anxiety · 1st of December, 20133,698
Gathering Gift Ideas · 24th of December, 20134,698
Shopping and Piano Practice · 24th of December, 20133,435
A Busy Sunday · 6th of January, 20144,657
Canterlot Shopping Spree · 6th of February, 20145,465
*Alternate POV* Winter Doings · 7th of February, 20142,549
Return to Ponyville · 26th of February, 20144,615
Hearth's Warming Eve · 28th of February, 20147,495
An Un-Equestrian Child · 11th of March, 20146,501
Hearth's Warming Day · 9th of April, 20146,596
A Full Day · 2nd of May, 20144,353
New Year's Eve · 20th of May, 20146,180
Post-New Year's Weekend · 19th of September, 20145,541
A Very Full Monday · 30th of September, 20143,939
A Trip to Cloudsdale · 10th of October, 20146,660
*100th Chapter Special* *Alternate POV* Codfish · 21st of November, 20144,219
The Crystal Empire · 5th of February, 20155,234
An Evening Talk with Celestia · 12th of February, 20156,341
A Busy Week in Canterlot · 4th of April, 20154,518
Reunion, and Off Once More · 4th of May, 20153,559
A Devious Plot · 4th of June, 20152,031
The Empire At Last · 19th of July, 20153,102
Back to Ponyville · 22nd of September, 20154,983
Speech Prep · 11th of November, 20153,217
The Speech · 17th of November, 20152,614
*Alternate POV* A Hooves' Day Out · 6th of January, 20165,207
A Day with Pinkie Pie · 4th of February, 20166,692
Solitude, Skeet Shooting, and Sickness · 8th of March, 20164,762
Off to the Lounge · 26th of March, 20162,752
The Brimstone Lounge · 13th of April, 20165,390
Post-Grand Opening Excitement · 4th of May, 20165,029
Back to Work at Bon Bon's · 3rd of June, 20162,780
Hearts and Hooves Day · 10th of June, 20163,955
A Brief Lull · 20th of July, 20166,429
Dinner with the Pies · 17th of August, 20163,543
First Day On the Farm · 23rd of August, 20165,176
*Alternate POV* Doings Elsewhere · 13th of September, 20165,838
Albums and Archeology · 28th of September, 20164,082
Last Days on the Farm · 14th of October, 20164,892
Sunday, Busy Sunday · 18th of November, 20165,043
Last Week of Winter · 9th of January, 20174,189
Revelations on the Last Day of Winter · 15th of January, 20173,799
Winter Wrap Up · 12th of March, 20176,543
Spring Has Sprung · 24th of April, 20174,094
Crazy Sunday · 2nd of September, 20175,958
*Alternate POV* Rainy Day Doings · 26th of November, 20175,270
Busy First Week of Spring · 26th of March, 20185,354
Concert Talk · 12th of June, 20184,692
Time with Twilight · 1st of October, 20186,047
Surprises Galore · 21st of December, 20184,445
Unexpected Revelations · 16th of August, 20193,544
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MLP: FiM Sex Gore Romance Adventure Comedy Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Gilda Trixie OC Main 6 Diamond Dogs
Name's Griffin, I'm sarcastic, I'm crude, and I'm a brony.
I'm Griffin, not much else to it. I've been bullied most of my life, which left me bitter and sarcastic. I'm a closet brony. What? You think I'm just gonna go out and tell a world that hates me that I watch a cartoon intended for little girls? I don't feel like giving the punks at school any more ammo. That's when cosmic powers decide I need to take a trip to my favorite fantasy land. But all is not sunshine and rainbows and it certainly won't be after I'm done with it. Equestria from the point of view of an extremely pissed off teenager, with a twist. Rust, the author of 'The Ballad of Echo the Diamond dog' is awesomesauce enough to have a cross over between our stories. Carnelian is a boss when it comes to art. Part of the 'Chess Game of the Gods'.
Violence, gratuitous swearing, and sexual themes. Reader discretion is advised.
Chapters Well, This Is Original (1) · 2nd of August, 20121,299
Can I Get The Number Of That Bus? (2) · 27th of July, 20123,017
Life In The Wild (3) · 27th of July, 20121,476
I'm A Badass? (4) · 27th of July, 20123,161
Breakdown (5) · 5th of September, 20123,645
On The Road Again (6) · 27th of July, 20123,761
Too Peaceful (7) · 27th of July, 20122,293
New In Town (8) · 27th of July, 20123,507
Explanation (9) · 27th of July, 20122,853
Training (10) · 27th of July, 20122,288
Breakout (11) · 12th of August, 20123,159
Test (12) · 6th of August, 20124,693
Freedom (13) · 13th of April, 20123,733
Letters (14) · 14th of August, 20122,796
Preparation (15) · 9th of April, 20123,206
Other Side (16) · 14th of April, 20123,327
Price (17) · 2nd of April, 20122,331
Daring and Scooby Doo (18) · 6th of April, 20124,235
Duel (19) · 28th of September, 20125,812
More Letters and Other Side (20) · 14th of April, 20124,544
Did I Mention I'm A Pirate? (21) · 13th of April, 20123,291
Here Kitty Kitty (22) · 5th of August, 20124,310
Heartfelt (23) · 18th of April, 20123,149
Arachnophobia (24) · 16th of June, 20123,934
Magic, *Snort Snort* (25) · 31st of July, 20123,069
Diplomacy Part 1 (26) · 25th of April, 20122,660
Diplomacy Part 2 (27) · 27th of May, 20122,668
Diplomacy Part 3 (28) · 13th of July, 20122,708
Blood (29) · 8th of May, 20124,568
Parenthood (30) · 9th of June, 20123,489
Greed (31) · 13th of August, 20122,666
Mail Time With Ponies (32) · 28th of April, 20123,203
Other Side The Third (33) · 28th of April, 20123,269
Meet The Troll (34) · 7th of August, 20123,308
Takeoff (35) · 3rd of May, 20124,901
Rampage (36) · 26th of July, 20123,677
Farewell (37) · 1st of May, 20123,644
Gilda (38) · 2nd of May, 20122,680
Shy (39) · 2nd of May, 20121,737
Growl (40) · 3rd of May, 20121,262
A Dash Of Life (41) · 3rd of May, 20122,343
The Trix To Success (42) · 7th of May, 20124,867
Pink (43) · 8th of May, 20123,062
Food and Flag (44) · 10th of May, 20123,107
Natives (45) · 11th of May, 20122,351
Lies And Slander (46) · 16th of September, 20122,716
Why Was School Never This Fun? (47) · 9th of June, 20122,687
Letters Again (48) · 13th of May, 20122,668
Raid (49) · 2nd of August, 20123,538
The Part Where Stuff Happens (50) · 2nd of August, 20123,591
Attack On Equestria (51) · 25th of May, 20122,547
Bug Hunt (52) · 22nd of June, 20123,543
Pain (53) · 13th of June, 20124,740
Resolution (54) · 13th of June, 20122,232
Rounds (55) · 26th of May, 20123,096
Meet the Medic (56) · 27th of May, 20122,173
Technology (57) · 1st of June, 20123,263
The Part Where More Stuff Happens (58) · 7th of June, 20123,225
It's A Human Thing (59) · 5th of June, 20123,453
Manehatten (60) · 9th of June, 20123,495
Viva Las Pegasus (61) · 13th of June, 20122,353
Growing Up (62) · 13th of June, 20122,925
Letting Go (63) · 13th of June, 20123,159
Ponyville (64) · 24th of November, 20126,134
Concert (65) · 27th of August, 20123,013
I'm Not A 'Lyre' (66) · 14th of June, 20125,324
Signal (67) · 27th of August, 20122,535
Another Human? Another idiot. (68) · 10th of September, 20122,177
Ahoy Aoi (69)..... Lol, 69 · 1st of July, 20125,832
Party Hard, And It's Not Even The Concert Yet (70) · 7th of July, 20122,661
What Shall We Do With A Drunken Bugbear? (71) · 19th of July, 20124,277
Shit, Nice To Meet You, I'm Fan. (72) · 14th of July, 20123,654
Playful Demon (73) · 21st of July, 20125,251
Breakfast At Canterlot (74) · 27th of July, 20123,222
Visions Of The Future (Also known as SPOILER): Beginning Of The End (75) · 2nd of August, 2012880
Equestrian Idol (76) · 7th of August, 20125,352
Paperwork (77) · 10th of August, 20125,718
Back To Work (78) · 19th of August, 20124,400
How do I Sword Sword? (79) · 19th of August, 20126,156
Class Dismissed (80) · 25th of August, 20126,893
SlenderGrif Bakes Cupcakes (81) · 28th of August, 20122,583
Get Off My Ship (82) · 31st of August, 20122,965
Interrupted Bliss (83) · 19th of September, 20122,361
Embers Of A Past Blaze (84) · 3rd of October, 20124,142
Aftermath (85) · 4th of September, 20123,116
Captain Gilda (86) · 5th of September, 20121,993
Science! (87) · 9th of September, 20121,929
Negotiation (88) · 19th of September, 20123,801
An Etch In My Heart (89) · 19th of September, 20121,477
Morals (90) · 20th of September, 20122,661
Mind-F--- (91) · 23rd of September, 20122,239
Breaking The Rules (92) · 23rd of September, 20123,097
Betrayal (93) · 25th of September, 20124,612
Man Up Ya Wee Lass! (94) · 25th of September, 20122,176
Hello Everypony (95) · 31st of October, 20123,728
Welcome To The World (96) · 3rd of October, 201210,551
Nuclear Launch Detected.... No, Not Really (97) · 12th of October, 20124,545
Murder, He Wrote (98) · 17th of October, 20123,037
The Happening (99) · 18th of October, 20123,116
Griffin's Mind (ERMAHGERD! One Hundred) · 23rd of October, 20127,340
Ho Ho Huh? · 25th of December, 2012172
Likes: 1622 Dislikes: 105
MLP: FiM Dark Adventure Human Celestia OC
After an existential journey goes wrong, a man finds himself in Equestiria. With no way to return home he has no choice but to find a path in a new body. Will he discover a place to belong once again in this new land, or be forced to carve one out?
After an existential journey goes wrong, a man finds himself in Equestria. With no way to return home he has no choice but to find a path in a new body. Will he discover a place to belong once again in this new land, or be forced to carve one out?
Chapters Mistakes · 23rd of January, 20169,040
An Unexpected Adventure · 23rd of January, 20166,274
The fortress · 24th of January, 20163,984
Finding his way to Ponyville · 24th of January, 20164,052
Starting again · 24th of January, 201612,157
A Visitor · 25th of January, 20166,524
A dream · 27th of January, 201612,946
Time passing · 27th of January, 20165,180
The pause before- · 27th of January, 20169,021
-the Storm · 27th of January, 201612,039
Run (Act two) · 28th of January, 201610,032
New places old faces · 30th of January, 20166,499
Mercenaries · 30th of January, 201610,009
So whats happening in Equestria? · 1st of February, 201610,223
A jaunt into enemy territory. · 1st of February, 20169,386
An army marches on its stomach · 2nd of February, 20167,562
The town. · 4th of February, 20169,663
Two friends and a sudden drop · 5th of February, 201611,230
Treacherous Ground · 6th of February, 20169,688
Inevitable. · 7th of February, 20165,283
The price of victory · 9th of February, 20165,951
The mistake · 13th of February, 20164,236
Ice wings decision. · 13th of February, 2016881
Extra chapter: Map of the land below the great divide. · 16th of February, 20160
On slavery in Tietus · 28th of February, 20169,604
The Pit · 25th of December, 201610,853
Parties and fools · 31st of December, 201612,650
A Mares Question · 23rd of April, 20172,164
Grinding Stone · 23rd of April, 20175,892
Reborn · 24th of April, 20179,187
Around the Block · 10th of June, 201711,539
Waves of Water and Other Kinds · 1st of July, 20175,830
Herridon: One Eye Rot · 23rd of October, 20175,613
Herridon: Fractured edge · 24th of October, 20174,528
Herridon: Tradition · 25th of October, 20178,631
Princesses, Kings and Men. · 30th of March, 201811,934
Task for Trixie · 9th of June, 20187,647
Hold the presses · 4th of January, 20199,399
Leading a Pony to Water · 27th of January, 201912,591
Likes: 807 Dislikes: 87
MLP: FiM Sex Gore Violence Comedy Random Crossover Other
What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
Deadpool (C) Marvel Comics
Featured: SO MANY DAYS!!!
Proud Crossoveree with:
When Lightning Strikes
SPD Emergency
For the Emperor and the UNSC!
Maretropolis Ghoul
SAE- Sword Art Equestria
Open for other Crossovers
Chapters
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MLP: FiM Gore Profanity Romance Adventure Human Alt. Universe Luna Trixie OC Main 6 CMCs
Aeron, a human man is transported to Equestria and killed by Timber Wolves, only to be reborn as something different. Will the Ponies learn to accept this new creature?
Aeron, a human man is transported to Equestria through means unknown. After appearing in the Everfree forest, he is attacked and killed by the malicious Timber Wolves. But his story does not end there. For he is reborn as something new to Equestria. But will this new being find acceptance among the Ponies? And how will his presence change the course of events as we know them? Only time will tell.
( Tags may be added or changed as story progresses. )
09-01-16 Holy Horseapples, this got featured 26-02-17 Over 2000 likes. I never dreamed that was possible Thanks everyone. 26-03-18 And 2500 likes. Honestly I'm surprised.
Evergreen Heart has a computer generated Youtube reading, made by Fanfiction Reader. Go check it out .
Chapters Chapter 1: And so I died. · 5th of January, 20161,516
Chapter 2: And so I lived? · 5th of January, 20161,636
Chapter 3: Onward to Ponyville · 6th of January, 20163,304
Chapter 4: Zebras and Soul Containers · 9th of January, 20163,000
Chapter 5: Stories and Meditations. · 9th of January, 20163,297
Chapter 6: Bridle Gossip · 12th of January, 20163,417
Chapter 7: Origins of the Tree of Harmony. · 13th of January, 20162,413
Chapter 8: Let sleeping dragons lie. · 18th of January, 20164,227
Chapter 9: The beast within. · 3rd of February, 20167,709
Chapter 10: Prison of glass. · 10th of February, 20162,542
Chapter 11: PhD in Clueless. · 2nd of March, 20166,509
Chapter 12: Talks and Troubles · 3rd of April, 201610,454
Chapter 13: Spies, Cards and Doctors. · 22nd of April, 20164,838
Chapter 14: Trials are boring... · 20th of July, 20161,821
Chapter 15: Unless your life is on the line. · 30th of July, 201610,037
Chapter 16: Stone walls do not a prison make. · 5th of August, 20165,601
Chapter 17: When Chaos drives, Insanity holds the reins. · 9th of August, 201610,770
Chapter 18: Just a stranger on the road. · 19th of August, 20167,080
Chapter 19: Night of the Star Spiders. · 5th of September, 20165,056
Chapter 20: Into the Nest. · 18th of September, 20168,963
Chapter 21: Must be Tuesday. · 17th of October, 20165,998
Chapter 22: The first days of Spring. · 4th of November, 20166,057
Chapter 23: What songs do monsters like to sing? · 13th of November, 20165,635
Chapter 24: The best night ever? · 2nd of December, 20169,777
Chapter 25: When Fate gets bored, things go pear shaped. · 14th of January, 201716,901
Chapter 26: No going back. · 4th of February, 20175,513
Chapter 27: Hijinks on the high seas. · 21st of February, 20177,449
Chapter 28: Chains of Tyranny. · 22nd of March, 20179,701
Chapter 29: Wrath and Ruin. · 22nd of May, 201720,517
Chapter 30: Convergence. · 23rd of August, 201711,493
Chapter 31: From the journal of Aeron. · 25th of September, 20177,880
Chapter 32: Story time, Part 1. · 18th of December, 20174,283
Chapter 33: Story time: Part 2. · 27th of December, 20177,136
Chapter 34: Magic Duel. · 25th of March, 20189,069
Chapter 35: The day that Canterlot fell. · 4th of August, 201824,177
Chapter 36: Unexpect the expected? · 25th of April, 20194,672
Likes: 716 Dislikes: 20
MLP: FiM Pokémon Slice of Life Crossover Twilight OC Main 6 Starlight Glimmer
Devoid of memories and found in the Everfree Forest, little Raichu is nursed back to health by Twilight and her friends. Little do they know about the importance of her past and how far she’ll go to repay their kindness.
Confused, devoid of memories and lost in a world filled with mythical creatures, little Raichu faces ferocity of monsters. Taken for a creature from the Everfree Forest, she’s adopted by Twilight and her friends as they show her friendship and compassion, doing their best to help her restore her missing memories.
Determined to make friends and find purpose in her new home as she slowly regains her memories, Raichu gets attached to her new owners and is willing to repay their kindness, no matter the cost. Little does she know that a chance to repay them draws near.
Special thanks to proof-readers:
ChudoJogurt (For pointing out issues and quality check in chapter 1 and the prologue)
Georg (For massive improvements in emotional scenes in chapter 1 and the prologue)
Jay+Tarrant (For grammar/mistakes fix in the whole story)
Uber_Shy (For detailed proof-reading of chapter 2)
PoisonClaw (For detailed proof-reading )
Tapestry (For additional proof-reading of chapter 2 and futher)
Sonik (For taking over after PoisonClaw for all chapters after chapter 18)
SilverDiamond (For taking over after PoisonClaw for all chapters after chapter 18)
Chapters Prologue · 30th of September, 20173,108
Chapter 1 - First Contact · 30th of September, 20173,739
Chapter 2 - Memories and Magic · 4th of October, 20173,836
Chapter 2.5 - Memories and Home · 7th of October, 20172,869
Chapter 3 - A Castle Tour · 14th of October, 20176,099
Chapter 4 - Twilight’s Research · 21st of October, 20173,457
Chapter 5 - A Shocking Experience · 3rd of November, 20175,378
Chapter 6 - Regret · 10th of November, 20173,542
Chapter 6.5 - Struggle · 18th of November, 20172,511
Chapter 7 - Apology Part 1 · 25th of November, 20174,902
Chapter 7.5 - Apology Part 2 · 2nd of December, 20172,651
Chapter 8 - Let the Jump be With You · 9th of December, 20174,687
Chapter 9 - Festival · 16th of December, 20174,469
Chapter 10 - Mysterious Encounter · 23rd of December, 20174,915
Chapter 11 - Raichu Rai and Fluttershy · 6th of January, 20184,773
Chapter 12 - Tea Party · 13th of January, 20183,894
Chapter 13 - Pokemon and... · 20th of January, 20183,341
Chapter 13.5 - ... a Changeling · 21st of January, 20183,454
Chapter 14 - Friendship Problem · 27th of January, 20185,592
Chapter 15 - Visiting the Swarm · 3rd of February, 20183,172
Chapter 15.5 - Taste of Battle · 10th of February, 20183,720
Chapter 16 - Patrol · 17th of February, 20184,640
Chapter 16.5 - Deeping Bonds · 24th of February, 20184,265
Chapter 17 - Dreams... · 3rd of March, 20184,961
Chapter 17.5 - ...and Evolutions · 10th of March, 20184,999
Chapter 18 - Trixie ’s Comeback · 24th of March, 20186,000
Bonus - Raichu for Hire - Pt.1 · 2nd of April, 20188,249
Bonus - Raichu for Hire - Pt.2 · 8th of April, 20186,421
Chapter 19 - The Mysterious Threat · 11th of April, 20184,927
Chapter 20 - Dare and Do · 14th of April, 20186,131
Chapter 21 - Life and Death · 20th of April, 20185,833
Chapter 22 - Rise of the Talkative One · 28th of April, 20185,975
Chapter 23 - Weakness · 6th of May, 20184,487
Chapter 23.5 - Strength · 15th of May, 20184,755
Chapter 24 - Before the Storm · 19th of May, 20183,119
Chapter 25 - Fateful Encounter · 27th of May, 20185,477
Chapter 26 - Dark Confession · 9th of June, 20184,298
Chapter 27 - Back to Ponyville · 12th of June, 20183,089
Chapter 28 - Training or Overtraining? · 12th of June, 20183,078
Chapter 29 - Trapped Beast · 23rd of June, 20184,321
Chapter 30 - Dream Before the Storm · 24th of June, 20186,783
Chapter 31 - Finally in Canterlot · 30th of June, 20183,388
Chapter 31.5 - Cornered Queen · 1st of July, 20183,380
Chapter 32 - Sweet Nap · 7th of July, 20185,975
Chapter 33 - Battle and a Choice · 8th of July, 20186,175
Chapter 34 - Home, Family and a Dream · 14th of July, 20185,232
Chapter 35 - Parental Hunt part 1 · 15th of July, 20186,109
Chapter 36 - Parental Hunt part 2 · 17th of July, 20184,113
Chapter 37 - Invasion of Chu · 21st of July, 20184,038
Chapter 38 - The Last Peaceful Dream · 22nd of July, 20186,260
Chapter 39 - King of Nightmares’ Final Gamble · 27th of July, 20185,253
Chapter 40 - Combat and Diplomacy · 28th of July, 20186,559
Epilogue (+Link to the sequel in author notes) · 4th of August, 20182,766
Likes: 427 Dislikes: 22
MLP: FiM Equestria Girls Sex Comedy Alt. Universe Applejack (EqG) Pinkie Pie (EqG) Rainbow Dash (EqG) Rarity (EqG) Fluttershy (EqG)
When Equestrian help is required in the world of Canterlot High, but Princess Twilight isn't responding to the journal, five girls cross over to find her.
Sunset's in trouble and we need Princess Twilight's help. We've been calling her with Sunset's magic journal since yesterday but there's been no reply.
Looks like we're going to have to go through the portal and find her ourselves.
After all, it's a magical land of cute, colorful ponies. This should be easy.
Right?
Sex tag exists for jokes relating to nudity and innuendo.
Main story is complete as of chapter 41, but I'm adding a series of epilogues for fun (3 are remaining)
Chapters 1 - 5 pre-read by Spirit Shift and Rocinante Chapters 6-41 (and most epilogues) pre-read by FanOfMostEverything
Complete list of cameos :
Act 1: Twilight "SciTwi" Sparkle and Spike the dog.
Act 2: Cranky Doodle Donkey , Cheerilee , Thunderlane , Applebloom , Big Mac , Grand Pear , Sweetie Bell , Angel , Bon Bon , Lyra , Octavia , Vinyl , Trixie , Flower Trio (Rose, Daisy, Lily Valley) , Disc o r d , Treehugger , Wallflower (Sort of) , Scootaloo , Gummy , Mr. & Mrs. Cake , Mr. Davinport , Bulk Biceps , Amathyst Star , Cloudchaser , and Dinky Doo .
Act 3: Fancy Pants , Iron Will? , Moondancer , Zephyr Breeze , Sassy Saddles , Shining Armor , Tank , Doughnut Joe , Muila Mild , Snips & Snails , and Maud .
Finale: F Spoiler , A Spoiler , and S Spoiler .
Chapters Awkward departures · 29th of October, 20181,895
Crash Landing · 30th of October, 20185,255
These hooves were made for walkin' … but not much else · 2nd of November, 20185,006
Time out for Fashion · 4th of November, 20183,513
Let's FINALLY get this show on the road! · 6th of November, 20183,476
Masterpiece Theatre from a fly on a wall · 7th of March, 20191,100
07 Rarity: "A Diamond in the—Ooooh, Diamonds!" · 13th of March, 20193,051
08 Fluttershy: “The Bird and the—Oh my.” AKA “1,353 words of Fluttershy talking to a bird, and then other stuff.” · 14th of March, 20191,353
09 “Rainbow Dash: "Busting Clouds and Taking Names” · 15th of March, 20192,495
10 Applejack: "Home?" AKA: "4,381 words of earth pony head-cannon world-building” · 16th of March, 20194,381
11 Rainbow Dash: "Hospital General" · 17th of March, 2019117
12 Applejack: "Family?" · 17th of March, 20191,694
13 Rarity: "Stitching it Together then Running Away From It" · 18th of March, 20192,306
14 AJ & FS - Part1: "It's a Nice Place to Live..." · 19th of March, 20191,792
15 Pinkie Pie: "How Many Pinks Could a Pinkie Pony Ponk if a Pinkie Pony Could Ponk Pinks?" · 20th of March, 20195,118
16 Meanwhile: "The Agents of S.M.I.L.E. Frown" · 21st of March, 20193,339
17 Meanwhile: "The Horror" · 21st of March, 2019690
18 AJ & FS - Part2: "...But I Wouldn't Want to Visit" · 22nd of March, 20192,157
19 Meanwhile: "Okay. Whose bright idea was it to call Discord?" · 23rd of March, 20191,476
20 Rarity: "Checking In" · 24th of March, 20192,188
21 Rainbow Dash: "I'm a Pretty Pony" · 25th of March, 20193,377
22 Pinkie Pie: "Pinker, Party, Pinkie, Pie" · 26th of March, 20194,101
23 Friendship is: "Getting (some of) the Band Back Together" · 27th of March, 20192,769
24 Fluttershy: "Nice Doggy?" · 28th of March, 20191,660
25 Friendship is: "Getting out of town before they make you pay for damages" · 29th of March, 20194,800
Meanwhile: “Well that happened” · 30th of March, 20195,328
Masterpiece Theater 2: Trains, Trains, and Explosions · 22nd of September, 2019697
Preparations, Plans, and Pizza · 3rd of October, 20193,755
Meanwhile: This Wasn’t on the List! · 3rd of October, 20194,172
Canterlot Part 1 - A Maze of Confusion · 4th of October, 20197,780
Canterlot Part 2 - Fashionable Disasters … Among Others · 5th of October, 20196,823
Canterlot Part 3 - Ponies in the Pound · 6th of October, 20195,500
Canterlot Part 4 - The Royal Inspection · 7th of October, 20197,386
On a Train Bound from Nowhere (Part 1) · 8th of October, 20197,836
Girl Talk and the Fate of the Multiverse (Part 2) · 9th of October, 20193,285
Homes and Interrogations (Part 3) · 10th of October, 20196,653
MEANWHILE: S.M.I.L.E. You Got Doughnuts · 11th of October, 20193,498
An Offensive Defense or A Defensive Offense? · 14th of October, 20196,275
Something Sunny(?) This Way Comes · 16th of October, 20195,634
Fight for Friendship · 18th of October, 20192,765
The Magic of Friendship and Catalytic Goose Eggs · 20th of October, 20194,298
- - - - - - Epilogues - - - - - - · 21st of October, 20191
S.M.I.L.E.: It's the End of the World and You’re Late to the Pinkie Party · 21st of October, 20194,098
"Say Cheese" (Part 1 of the return) · 6th of July, 20202,134
Seeking a Friend Before Leaving the World (Part 1) · 10th of June, 20214,567
Don't Look Back … or Down · 5th of August, 20201,606
… of a Feather · 4th of September, 20201,796
What's Up, Chuck? · 4th of October, 20202,480
Two Introverts and the Oh So Humble Spirit of Chaos · 5th of November, 20206,613
"Green Hooves, Brown Thumbs?" A.K.A. "Not Quite Newton" · 9th of June, 20201,217
All My Darlings · 6th of December, 20205,917
Likes: 2884 Dislikes: 207
MLP: FiM Romance Adventure Comedy Human Celestia Luna Trixie OC Main 6
Stupid Human takes a trip to Equestria. But not the Equestria that he was wanting.
* Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *
Well, what can I say? This is the story of a man. Or maybe he was... a pony-man. Or maybe he was just a... Pony! But he was still...
FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!
... Yeah, this is that story. The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville. That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven. Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes. How does that not kick all kinds of flank?
So yeah, everything was awesome. The End.
Well, except for The Nightmare. And Trixie . And some jerk named David. Then there was that Azure Flora pony. And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!
Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it. If you want the story, it's provided right here.
Just a warning. I use cusswords like a big boy.
ALSO LUNA IS NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TROLL!
Chapters Chapter One: Your Body Is Not Ready · 16th of September, 201211,399
Chapter Two: In Soviet Equestria, Something Something Pony... · 1st of September, 201211,996
Chapter Three: A Series of Tubes and A Bucket of Water · 1st of September, 201210,539
Chapter Four: Luna’s Gonna Loon, Lucky’s Gonna Luck, Twilight’s Gonna Beat You To Death With A Book! · 1st of September, 201218,712
Chapter Five - Part One: Burning Books and Tech for Fun and Profit! · 30th of September, 201210,737
Chapter Five - Part Two: Burning Books and Tech for Fun and Profit! · 4th of October, 201219,883
Chapter Six: Pony Science, Pony Pancakes, Pony Ponies... Pony. · 10th of November, 201215,500
Chapter Seven: Glomping Ponies for Fun and Prof-... Well, Mostly Just Fun... · 23rd of July, 20138,030
Chapter Eight: Mr. The Shark, The Ponies Are Here For Your 5:00 Jumping · 8th of November, 201410,841
Chapter Nine: That Moment When You're Getting Attacked By The Darkness · 3rd of March, 201514,162
Chapter Ten - Part One: If I Had To Choose Between Lucky and Luna, I'd Commit Sudoku · 16th of January, 201610,422
Chapter Fifteen - Part One: Flutterfall · 20th of September, 201213,414
Chapter Fifteen - Part Two: A Few Good Mares · 20th of September, 201212,300
Likes: 452 Dislikes: 40
MLP: FiM Romance Slice of Life Human Twilight Luna Zecora Main 6 CMCs
A continuation of Living and Dying in Equestria
After finishing Living and Dying in Equestria... Well I just can't get Twilight out of my head so we continue! You should read Living and Dying in Equestria first otherwise you may be more then a little confused. The Teen rating represents some lovemaking between Twilight and I. Nothing graphic or discriptive so I'm not sure if it's needed but better safe then sorry eh? I finally figued out how to use the colors. So for Twilight and I's telepathic communication I am Green and she is of course Purple. Just to clear up any confusion. Cover Picture by Mystic Alpha, I don't have permission to use it so if he/she wants me to take it off I shall. Its just a beautiful picture.
Chapters Chapter 1 (A Hospital Week) · 13th of September, 20122,677
Chapter 2 (Timber Wolves, Tigers and Trixie ! Oh my.) · 28th of September, 20125,822
Chapter 3 (The day!) · 8th of December, 20129,373
Chapter 4 (Big Changes) · 22nd of October, 20125,006
Chapter 5 (Trixie s return, Cadence sings) · 7th of November, 20129,692
Chapter 6 (Fly!) · 18th of November, 20125,462
Chapter 7 (Sickness and Health) · 21st of November, 20124,812
Chapter 8 (Away) · 14th of December, 20128,044
Chapter 9 (A Nightmare of a Wedding) · 17th of December, 20128,284
Chapter 10 (If you go out in the woods today...) · 3rd of January, 20134,403
Chapter 11 (Trouble and Tribbles) · 21st of January, 20138,043
Chapter 12 (Birthday Surprise) · 3rd of February, 20137,846
Chapter 13 (Let it snow) · 10th of March, 20138,425
Chapter 14 (Hearths Warming and a hoof to the face) · 31st of March, 201311,634
Chapter 15 (Within Dreams) · 4th of April, 20133,902
Chapter 16 (The Search Engine) · 23rd of April, 20135,700
Chapter 17 (Darkness Within) · 8th of May, 20135,583
Chapter 18 (Maintaining Control) · 12th of May, 20133,827
Chapter 19 (Delving into the depths) · 16th of June, 20137,503
Chapter 20 (Back to Normal... Ish) · 13th of July, 20135,217
Chapter 21 (Welcome to the Zoo) · 20th of July, 20136,216
Chapter 22 (Here, there and everywhere!) · 14th of August, 20133,893
Chapter 23 (A year can pass so quickly.) · 5th of November, 201314,745
Epilogue · 12th of November, 20135,671
Likes: 1645 Dislikes: 84
MLP: FiM Adventure Human Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia Luna Trixie Lyra
A dispute between Celestia and Luna leads to Celestia accidentally making contact with humans.
After an argument with Luna, Celestia realizes that she is the only creature in Equestria who cannot sleep in. She enlists Twilight to help, and the two of them come up with a spell that will allow her to spend the night on a different world. Unfortunately, all their research failed to reveal that the world they sought was populated. Now, the Princess must decide whether to continue with contact, or destroy the only non-Equestrian witness to their existence.
Cover art is called "Sleeping Celestia" by Briskby
Chapters Prologue · 12th of January, 20136,178
Chapter 1 : What Could Go Wrong? · 19th of January, 201310,506
Chapter 2: An Unexpected Surprise · 29th of January, 20138,523
Chapter 3: Deliberations · 9th of February, 20138,207
Chapter 4: Repercussions · 16th of February, 20137,767
Chapter 5: Preparations · 24th of February, 201310,184
Chapter 6: Morning Lessons · 5th of March, 201310,233
Chapter 7: Further Revelations · 16th of March, 20138,733
Chapter 8: Analysis · 6th of April, 201313,081
Chapter 9: Mistakes · 27th of April, 201313,488
Chapter 10: Redemption · 19th of May, 201310,489
Chapter 11: Run Lyra Run · 2nd of June, 201310,924
Chapter 12: Sunset · 28th of July, 201315,660
Chapter 13: Hospital · 1st of September, 20139,863
Onto the Pony Planet · 20th of September, 20133,458
Likes: 4704 Dislikes: 432
MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Random Slice of Life Alt. Universe Twilight Luna Trixie Main 6
The entire series of FiM as a harem comedy, centering around a Rule 63 Twilight Sparkle
Twilight Sparkle was never born. As a mare, anyway. Instead, this story stars the young colt Dusk Shine, personal protoge of Celestia, asocial bookworm, and (unknownst to him) super-cute pretty boy.
When Celestia sends Dusk Shine to Ponyville, all he wants to do is prepare for Nightmare Moon's return. But when five certain mares each develop a massive crush on Dusk, he'll have more on his plate than Twilight ever did. (No clop scenes, I Pinkie Promise)
Hey, author of the story here. You might have noticed that there's a big ugly Cancelled at the bottom of all those chapters. This is only half true. The story is actually continuing under the name of a different author, White Rabbit. In fact, you're probably here to get a little recap for his version of it. It's okay, nobody's judging you. When you're done reading this (and by god, I hope you have a lot of spare time for that), go here for the continuation.
Chapters Mio Amore, No Me Gusta · 31st of July, 201210,174
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus · 1st of August, 20122,609
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus Pt. 2 · 20th of October, 20124,979
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus Pt. 3 · 20th of October, 20124,384
Dat Plot (and Subplot) · 13th of August, 20122,950
Dat Plot (and Subplot) Pt. 2 · 15th of August, 20123,085
DatPlot (and Subplot) Pt. 3 · 1st of September, 20123,173
Dusk meets Trixie · 20th of September, 20126,520
The Rise of Dovashy · 31st of August, 20122,271
The Rise of Dovashy Pt. 2 · 6th of September, 20122,362
The Rise of Dovashy Pt. 3 · 8th of September, 20122,937
Sleepovers and Shenanigans · 18th of September, 20122,754
Sleepovers and Shenanigans Pt. 2 · 19th of October, 20121,408
Sleepovers and Shenanigans Pt. 3 · 14th of September, 20122,036
Wild Mass Guessing · 15th of September, 20124,597
Wild Mass Guessing Pt. 2 · 25th of November, 20121,818
Wild Mass Guessing Pt. 3 · 4th of October, 20125,256
A Parasprite's POV · 6th of October, 20122,729
A Parasprite's POV Pt. 2 · 19th of October, 20122,533
A Parasprite's POV Pt. 3 · 29th of October, 20127,401
Winter Wrap-Up (Or Not...) · 29th of October, 2012698
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever · 18th of November, 20125,728
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever Pt. 2 · 25th of November, 20127,040
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever Pt. 3 · 13th of January, 20136,344
¡Traducción Española en Producción! · 16th of February, 201357
Rarity's Pussy · 18th of February, 20137,549
Intermission Chapter: The Date · 24th of February, 20132,694
Rarity's Pussy Pt. 2 · 28th of March, 20134,042
Deleted Scene: Celestia's Love Letter · 1st of April, 2013874
Rarity's Pussy Pt. 3 · 6th of April, 20134,563
Pinkieception · 10th of April, 20132,759
Pinkieception Pt. 2 · 13th of April, 20133,401
Pinkieception Pt. 3 · 18th of April, 20134,009
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Premiere · 27th of May, 20133,560
Intermission Chapter: Luna's Letters · 17th of July, 20131,334
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Movie · 22nd of August, 20136,287
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Crossover · 7th of April, 20142,372
Likes: 1233 Dislikes: 47
MLP: FiM Comedy Slice of Life Second Person Human Nightmare Moon Anon
A series of short stories about a filly Nightmare Moon, nicknamed Moonie, and her father figure/guardian Anonymous the human.
Nightmare Moon returns and is hit once again with the Elements of Harmony rendering her a mischievous little filly. Much to Nightmare Moon’s annoyance, Anon thinks she's cute as all hell and is the only one willing to put up with her antics and evil , so Celestia tasks him with reforming the bundle of misery and mischief.
Cover Image is by EvetsSteve , may he rest in peace. Chapters 1-21 were converted into prose from my greentext stories with the help of Nav/WhatMustIDo
Chapters 1 Minions or Friends? · 7th of June, 20141,168
2 Truth or Dare · 7th of June, 2014489
3 It's quiet, too quiet. · 8th of June, 2014170
4 In comes Sir Bearington · 9th of June, 2014284
5 Moonie Gear Solid · 9th of June, 2014201
6 Nightmare Night · 11th of June, 2014745
7 Bath Time · 12th of June, 2014967
8 I need a hobby · 13th of June, 2014410
9 Sweet Dreams · 16th of June, 2014169
10 Dinner Time Antics · 7th of June, 2014637
11 Bedtime Antics · 17th of June, 2014416
12 Playtime at the Park · 19th of June, 2014373
13 Sleeping in spells DOOM! · 21st of June, 2014174
14 Under the stars · 23rd of June, 2014232
15 Home-made meals · 24th of June, 2014155
16 Do what you want cause a pirate is free~ · 7th of June, 2014166
17 Trouble with a capital M · 26th of June, 2014312
18 Moonie the cook · 27th of June, 2014764
19 Moonie, the master of misdirection · 7th of June, 2014202
20 Nightwing Moon · 30th of June, 2014544
21 Parent Teacher Interviews · 7th of June, 20141,145
22 Snow Way Out · 9th of August, 20142,068
23 Moonie does her Homework · 24th of September, 2014291
24 Ore no Kouma · 30th of September, 2014427
25 Moonie and the Pink Party Popper Pranks · 3rd of October, 20142,503
26 Moonie and the very tired human · 21st of October, 20141,479
27 A Battle of the Ages · 18th of November, 20141,261
28 Nerph Wars · 11th of April, 20151,699
29 Jealous of the Moon · 2nd of May, 20152,665
30 Ice Cream! · 4th of July, 2015485
31 Goodnight Struggles · 4th of July, 2015415
32 No Bully Pls · 31st of July, 20151,934
33 RPG Moonie · 4th of August, 20151,256
34 A Bet is a Bet · 29th of August, 20151,040
35 Snug as a Rug · 10th of September, 2015772
36 Spoiler Alert: Moonie was adopted · 11th of September, 2015965
37 Venomous Moonie · 1st of October, 2015696
38 They Grow up so Fast · 2nd of October, 20151,220
39 Goodnight Moonie · 7th of October, 20151,413
40 Mischief, for the Greater Good. · 9th of October, 20151,681
41 Detective Moonie · 16th of October, 20151,158
42 No disco fever here. Just the regular kind. · 22nd of October, 20151,139
43 Anonymous the Hero · 2nd of November, 2015975
44 Moonie's Booming Business · 7th of November, 20152,176
45 Grounded · 8th of November, 20151,945
46 Hearth's Warming Eve · 25th of December, 20151,886
47 Camp Sunshine and Friendship · 21st of January, 20165,322
48 The Man and the Moon · 22nd of January, 2016941
49 Just a little hiccup in the plan · 26th of February, 2016880
50 The Test [Chapter 50 & 50k Word Special] · 14th of June, 20166,115
51 Tricky Lessons · 29th of June, 20161,909
52 The General Antics of Moonie and Anonymous the Human, now with Trixie · 13th of July, 20161,472
53 The Magnanimous and Magnificent Moonie · 6th of August, 20161,669
54 Moonie's BFF Forever Trixie · 7th of October, 20161,707
55 Moondini · 12th of October, 20161,955
56 Stay · 20th of November, 2016695
57 Hearth's Warming · 17th of December, 20163,114
58 Moonie's Day at the Office · 7th of January, 20173,401
59 Taking the Nightmare out of Nightmare Moon · 10th of January, 2017836
60 Story Time · 26th of January, 2017710
61 I'll Show You Evil · 26th of January, 2017948
62 Midnight Fishing · 26th of March, 2017601
63 Get Some Sleep · 21st of June, 20171,060
64 Desiderate · 8th of August, 2017851
65 Shadow Puppets · 10th of September, 2017532
66 Major Mayoral Stress · 8th of November, 20171,791
67 What was that? · 9th of December, 2017539
68 The Odd Family · 14th of December, 2017337
69 Immature Giggling · 15th of December, 20171,784
70 Beware The Bogeyman · 18th of December, 20171,305
71 I SUMMON THEE · 21st of December, 2017665
72 Witch Rites · 30th of December, 20171,383
73 There's always something · 18th of January, 20181,080
74 A day in Canterlot · 6th of February, 20182,025
75 The Train Ride Home · 13th of February, 20182,140
76 And There Will Never Be Any More · 16th of February, 2018493
77 I have been drinking enough to poison a small community of elephants and didn't proof read. She'll be right though, I rarely edit anyway. How many letters can I put in a title? Yes, this is a good title. I'll type until FimFic stops me · 24th of February, 20182,058
78 The Date · 25th of March, 20182,937
79 You Ruin EVERYTHING · 21st of April, 2018466
80 Makeover · 28th of May, 2018691
81 Moonie's Miserable Morning Malaise Mishap · 28th of May, 20181,234
82 If Things Had Gone Another Way · 1st of June, 20182,368
83 Forever Ago · 8th of June, 20181,322
84 Dream a Little Dream of Me · 12th of June, 20181,764
85 The Company is Nice · 24th of June, 2018850
86 Almost like friends · 4th of September, 2018787
87 Help Me Commit Evil · 30th of September, 20181,002
88 Moonlight Savings Time · 11th of October, 2018472
89 Tube Food · 12th of October, 2018620
90 The Return of Nightmare Looms · 13th of October, 20181,692
91 A Trip into the Everfree · 20th of October, 20181,590
92 The Late Night Show with Sir Bearington Starring Moonie · 30th of November, 2018715
93 There has to be something in the stocking that makes noise. Otherwise, what is 4:30am for? · 23rd of December, 2018759
94 The Shoe is on the other Hoof · 5th of January, 2019986
95 Fate Conspires · 1st of February, 20191,830
96 Where HAVE you been? · 18th of March, 2019760
97 Pony Organisational Skills are Awful · 24th of March, 20191,070
98 Mrs Evil McSinisterson · 29th of March, 20191,875
99 UltiMart: The Vile Evildoing of a Department Store · 8th of April, 2019857
100 The Conclusion to Mrs Evil McSinisterson · 10th of May, 20196,104
101 In The Beginning · 8th of May, 20214,721
Likes: 848 Dislikes: 46
MLP: FiM Kingdom Hearts Romance Adventure Crossover Human Alt. Universe Spike Trixie Main 6 CMCs Starlight Glimmer
The weight of Sora's failure at the keyblade exam slowly began to eat away at him. In his lonely despair a door appears in front of him, opening a way to a new world with creatures he would have never thought he would see.
The weight of Sora's failure at the keyblade exam weighs heavy in his heart. In his sullen despair, a gateway to a new world with creatures had never seen before would open to him, calling for help.
Tasked with becoming their hero of light, will Sora be able to become the hero he was always meant to be or will his own darkness take it all away?
Part of the KINGDOMHEARTSVerse
SPOILERS IN THE MESSAGES BELOW
Rated T for suggestive theme.
(EDITING DONE BY NIGHTMAREKNIGHT, KILDEEZ AND MLPFAN12!!)
(Image by Me)
Chapters Every story has a Start (EDITED) · 25th of July, 20133,677
"Awakening" (Edited) · 29th of July, 20133,901
Of Cake and Memories (Edited) · 5th of August, 20135,877
Expected Surprises (Edited) · 9th of August, 20134,297
Keyblades and Butterflies (Edited) · 13th of August, 20133,251
The Sun and the Moon (Edited) · 19th of August, 20136,067
A King and a Princess...(Edited) · 30th of August, 20134,881
Half A Day in the life Part 1 (Edited) · 9th of September, 20134,610
Half a Day in the Life Part 2 (Edited) · 12th of September, 20134,267
Sweet Apple Fight Night (Edited) · 21st of September, 20133,014
Heartless in Ponyville (Edited) · 1st of October, 20136,411
Of Boats and Parties · 12th of October, 20135,425
The Crystal Empire · 19th of October, 20133,632
Friends and Siblings · 7th of November, 20133,451
Rise of the Dark King · 9th of November, 20131,970
Princess of Love · 6th of December, 20134,323
The Return of Sombra-The Strike · 25th of December, 20135,876
The Return of Sombra-The Fight · 12th of February, 20145,187
The Return of Sombra-The Truth · 12th of March, 20144,508
The Return of Sombra-The Drive · 31st of March, 20144,816
Heartless · 9th of June, 20144,179
Restful Respite Part 1 · 15th of July, 20145,117
Restful Respite Part 2 · 18th of October, 20143,910
Moving Along · 18th of January, 20154,478
Adventure Awaits · 22nd of February, 20153,531
Adventure Start! · 5th of January, 20164,821
Welcome to My Town Part 1 · 11th of March, 20163,171
Welcome to My Town Part 2 · 11th of May, 20162,718
Within the Twilight · 7th of August, 20162,725
Darkness is Never Far... · 1st of December, 20201,902
Welcome to My Town Part 3 · 28th of January, 20213,460
Likes: 1897 Dislikes: 55
MLP: FiM Comedy Slice of Life Human Main 6
When Fluttershy encounters a new creature in the Everfree forest, how will the ponies deal with its strange ways and its inability to speak?
On a visit to the Everfree forest, Fluttershy encounters a creature she has never seen before. It’s tall, it wears clothes and nopony can understand it. Can the ponies of Ponyville make friends with this new creature, even when they do not understand eachother?
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Huge thanks to lordelliott for helping me proofread and edit.
Chapters Chapter 1 - A chance encounter · 16th of January, 20171,201
Chapter 2 - Monsters are boring · 23rd of January, 20171,826
Chapter 3 - For whom the bell tolls · 26th of January, 20172,549
Chapter 4 - The terror that is Fluttershy · 27th of January, 20171,556
Chapter 5 - If at first you fail, try, try again · 28th of January, 20172,750
Interlude - Penpals · 30th of January, 2017971
Chapter 6 - Friends and family · 1st of February, 20173,865
Chapter 7 - Old fashion, new fashion (Edited) · 3rd of February, 20173,296
Chapter 8 - In to Ponyville · 8th of February, 20172,487
Chapter 9 - Welcome to Ponyville · 18th of February, 20173,898
Interlude - Sun and Moon · 22nd of February, 2017872
Chapter 10 - Neighbourly · 1st of March, 20173,406
Chapter 11 - Magic Duel · 4th of March, 20173,390
Chapter 12 - Aftermath · 22nd of March, 20171,971
Chapter 13 - Lessons · 28th of March, 20174,755
Interlude - Look before you sleep, take two · 7th of May, 20171,499
Chapter 14 - Music Is In the Air · 15th of May, 20172,875
Chapter 15 - Sleepless in Ponyville · 28th of May, 20178,355
Interlude - Tea Time in Dream Time · 4th of June, 20171,344
Chapter 16 - Trixie 's Farewell Party, Part 1 · 24th of July, 20175,999
Chapter 17 - Trixie 's Farewell Party, Part 2 · 1st of August, 20177,944
Chapter 18 - Trixie 's Farewell Party, Part 3 · 6th of August, 20171,928
Interlude - Preparing For... · 30th of August, 2017701
Interlude - A Morning Detour · 4th of September, 20171,927
Chapter 19 - A Royal Visit · 16th of September, 20177,148
Chapter 20 - Friendly Visit, Part 1 · 16th of February, 20183,684
Chapter 21 - Friendly Visit, Part 2 · 5th of March, 20183,783
Chapter 22 - Friendly Visit, Part 3 · 26th of March, 20186,810
Interlude - ??? · 26th of March, 2018535
Interlude - R&R (April Fools) · 1st of April, 20183,405
Interlude - Letter From Twilight · 8th of April, 20182,159
Chapter 23 - Roommate, Part 1 · 5th of July, 20185,478
Chapter 24 - Roommate, Part 2 · 23rd of November, 20184,865
Chapter 25 - Roommate, Part 3 · 17th of December, 20185,534
Chapter 26 - Keep Calm And Visit Your Neighbors, Part 1 · 14th of May, 20193,697
Chapter 27 - Keep Calm And Visit Your Neighbors, Part 2 · 7th of April, 20204,884
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