It's a hard job, but somepony has to do it. Three brave fillies step up to fight crime and capture the notorious criminal, Anonymous. (Set before they got their cutie marks.)
Discord makes a deal with an anonymous human. The human gets to live a good life in Equestria. And Discord? he gets to have a son of his own. Of course, his only reason is to impress Fluttershy and annoy Twilight.
Wanting to impress his best friend and bolster his own reputation. Discord takes a human from earth and changes him into a colt. But not just any human, a human who knows about the show itself. Thus begins a symbiotic relationship where Anon gets to experience life in Equestria as a young child while Discord can use him for his own plans. Of course, the information of Anon's origins are to remain a secret. And this of course, along with Anon being quite the manchild, creates all sorts of hi-jinks for both him and those around him. Though, considering his adoptive father is Discord. Chaos is all part of the course.
The story is mostly slice of life. Especially at the beginning. But as it goes on, things become more chaotic and life tumbles down into chaos for our good Anon. Everything from dealing with the queen of the changelings to even getting his own chance at soviet Glimmer. All that and more in this story.
This is a reformatted version (reformatted by ShobieShy) of the greentexted "Dadonequus Discord" written during mid season 5 by myself.
Cover Art by "Bunny". made specifically for the story
You've had your eyes set on Applejack for a long time. Maybe your best friend Rainbow Dash can help you earn Applejack's heart. You wouldn't see why not. Besides, she's your best bro. Right?
No humans. In Equestria's past, ponies exist only to serve their creators. One such pony is accidentally released from her mental chains, but how can one mare save herself and her people if she doesn't even know she's a slave?
SF (canon species only; no humans) Ponies were magically and genetically engineered to be the perfect servitor race. They are powerful, adaptable, intelligent and completely under the control of their creators. A laboratory accident frees one such pony from her mental chains, but how can one mare save herself and the rest of her kind if she doesn't even know she's a slave? This is not the Equestria you know and these are not your little ponies... not yet, anyway.
Tags: Adventure, Diamond Dogs, Gryphons, NO HUMANS (did I mention that already?) Other tags: historical, mind control, Clarke's 3rd Law, excessive use of high energy physics, before they were famous. Detailed review by PaulAsaran. Cover art by endrome , used with permission. A Soot-Covered World, book 1.
Death has come for Anon. Unfortunately, she has her work cut out for her.
Anon's dead, apparently, and Death has come to claim his soul. There's just one problem: he doesn't want to go. And there's nothing Death can do to make him.
Anon finds himself facing the biggest decision of his life...
Having sailed through several rounds of dates, with only one left to go, Anon finds himself at the end of his rope. Though he can see the light at the end of the tunnel, one constant fact has continued to plague his thoughts - no matter how things shape up, he'll still have to make a choice...
Author's Note The thrilling CYOA conclusion of Janitor Anon's misadventures! I'm not gonna bullshit you guys, I couldn't bring myself to write one ending here. In the end, I figured "Hey! I'll let folks pick their own conclusion for the story!" And before anyone asks, yeah, I know, it's pretty tame by my standards. The mature rating and sex tags are there purely because of the associations. Consider this the neat little multiple choice bow on the product. It's been a wild ride and I hope like hell y'all enjoyed it!
Artwork by Stoic5
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When Jeremy chips his tooth during a job in Ponyville, he has to pay his favourite dentist a less than social visit. His problem's quickly solved, but what does Minty want as payment? (Here's a clue, it's anal again.)
When Jeremy chips his tooth during a job in Ponyville, he has to pay his favourite dentist a less than social visit. His problem's quickly solved, but what does Minty want as payment?
It is not every day that you learn that a monster of legend is real, let alone friends with Rarity. If she had heard of the old stories, perhaps she would be more cautious. Or more daring. (RGRE) {Has first and second person versions}
It is not every day that you learn that a monster of legend is real, let alone friends with Rarity. If she had heard of the old stories, perhaps she would be more cautious. Or more daring.
(RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
Anon is drafted to babysit Pinkie Pie. Things don't end well...
Unwittingly having volunteered to look after a sugar-crazed pink filly, Anon's not sure what to do. It's not like Pinkie Pie is a bad filly or anything, but she sure as shit seems to have as much energy as an overclocked Stellarator (google it). Regardless, he's got to keep an eye on her for the afternoon, lest he disappoint her scorching hot mom.
Can Anon keep Pinkie from going bananas?!? Will the pink ball of seemingly endless energy break his sanity?!?
Tune in to find out!!!
Kinks Include: Foalcon, Female on Male, Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, All Manner of Inappropriate Innuendo, and Questionable Choices
Extra Lewd Kinks Include:Pinkie's Insatiable Lust for Cream Pies...
Artwork by Aer0 Zer0
Author's Note: This was a joint project with Hidden Secret. Go check his stuff out!
Anon teaches Pinkie and Twilight what a blowjob is with a hooves on approach, learning in the process that mares can cum simply from having a dick in their mouth.
Apparently, this is an important scientific discovery, one that will incur plenty of tests.
As the only human in Equestria, Anon has been given the position of an ambassador. Because of it, he was granted an immunity by the Princesses. Literally.
An ancient law of Canterlot states that each species present within the city must have an adequate diplomatic representation. There are no exemptions from it, even as far as interdimensionals aliens are concerned. As such, Anonymous the Human must pick up the mantle of an ambassador for humanity, even if he is the sole specimen. Even if he doesn't want to.
But it's not all bad news for him. After all, with such a responsibility also come some privileges. Personal guard detail, generous private mansion, all expenses covered by the crown. And of course, diplomatic immunity. Only that, thanks to the pony magic, the word immunity is taken much more seriously in Equestria.
Crystal Synergy used to be a middle-aged brony before she appeared in Ponyville in a bolt from the clear blue sky. She only wants to help...
"Crystal Synergy used to be a middle-aged brony before she abruptly appeared as a young filly at the spot where lightning had struck the ground out of the clear blue sky, roughly two years before the Sonic Rainboom. She only wants to help. What could possibly go wrong?"
"I can't believe you just said that, Pinkie..."
Crystal has lived ten years with fading memories about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic canon and fanon, the first two of which were spent unable to make any but the most illegible notes as she tried to keep them separated in her head. Not helping matters is the fact that while things mostly seem to be lining up with what she thinks is canon, there is a difference between events as presented in the thirty-minute blocks of a show aimed at a younger demographic (and intended to help sell toys) and living in that setting as a real world with a dynamic history. And she's not quite sure which version of Equestria she's actually in, but things seem to be just enough like what Crystal Synergy believes to be canon that she thinks she has a fair idea of what may happen, and how to help navigate or circumvent some of the more worrying problems looming on the horizon.
A little foreknowledge couldn't hurt, right?
A little foreknowledge can prove to be a very dangerous thing indeed. Especially when you aren't sure which bits of foreknowledge are actually true. And just ignoring the foreknowledge doesn't help either, because some of it is true...
A bit of a grab bag of categories: AU and Human should be self explanatory, but Random was selected because the story fluctuates between serious and silly, adventure and slice-of-life, and black-and-white values vs. blue-and-orange values.
Anon just wants to live a simple life, that is until he somehow ended up in pastel pony land with the powers of an Eldritch God that surpasses even Discord himself. Some fun slice of life stuff where Anon lives a rather bizarre but simple life.
Anon wants to live a simple life but ends up in Equestria with the powers of an (Eldritch) God. Weeks after his arrival, Rarity buys him a diner/bar as a welcoming gift and business franchise where she can get her clients. Anon then works at his diner/bar and successfully lives a simple life, though things get more exciting each day for every pony he meets. Anon also occasionally uses his infinite powers to poke a little fun. Good slice of life stuff.
Twilight needs your help with a special project: taming her new pet Trixie. Only Anonymous' strong, human hands will do for pony-sex punishment...
Mommy-Domme-Sexy-Librarian!Twilight enlists Anon/Leo's help in subjugating an over-teased and helpless Trixie in a shed on the outskirts of Ponyville. After proper assistant/sub-slut introductions, Twilight busts out a new invention—the My Little Cockring™, capable of helping anyone hold off from properly busting a nut until their Mistress Mare says so!
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Content Warning: BDSM with emphasis on D/s, human x pony, orgasm denial, general naughtiness
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You are Anon. Or, at least, you used to be. Sort of. Now you're a filly. Let's just say, you're not thrilled with the change. And with it comes some unforseen consequences.
You are Anon. Or, at least, you used to be. Sort of. Now you're a filly. Let's just say, you're not thrilled with the change. And with it comes some unforeseen consequences.
You snuggle with the adorable pegasus twins Flitter and Cloudchaser!
Heading home to Ponyville Castle after a long day of snuggling Applejack at her farm, you are accosted by an adorable little pegasus mare who demands snuggles. When her sister comes home, you find yourself having to snuggle with her, too... The seventh story in the 'Snuggles' series (it is not necessary to read any of the others in order to enjoy this one!). The others are: Seraphic Snuggles Scholarly Snuggles Prismatic Snuggles Shadowy Snuggles Sunlit Snuggles Direct Sequel to: Rustic Snuggles
Petunia Paleo is used to being covered in grime, but you've got a bone she's never seen before.
Petunia Paleo is a nine year old filly living in downtown Ponyville, mostly digging up ditches in her pursuits to discover rare unearthed bones of historical creatures. You, on the other hand, are some guy who gets stuck in one of her holes, which sucks at first, until you realize that when her parents aren't home for the night, there's another hole worth getting stuck in.
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Rainbow Dash spends some quality time with Applejack.
Bored on her day off, Rainbow Dash decides to go visit Applejack for some quality time. Nothing out of the ordinary about that, right?
A thank you to Too Much Information and [anonymous person who helped me out - they know who they are and I would love to give them all deserved credit] for proofreading and editing before publishing.
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