You've been noticing a lingering shadow following you, and it's driving you to the brink of madness. It's almost like this strange being wants to remind you of something that you've worked hard to forget...
Everything should be all fun and games in Ponyville, but it's not. Not for you anyway. Not anymore. You've been noticing a lingering shadow following you, a strange ominous shape, and it's driving you to the brink of madness now. It's almost like this strange being wants to remind you of something that you desperately don't want to remember...
An English knight married a kindly woman, touched in the head, who thought she was an alicorn. She was right.
Then one day Cecilia disappeared.
He knew that Cecilia vanished into the side of the statue, the same place she lamented the 'mirror closing' two and a half years ago. He threw a rock at it... and it vanished. It was true. He had to find her.
He didn't care about Cecilia's madness, about this 'Equestria' or her obsession with ponies. He loved her. He loved her enough to walk into Hell itself. He would bring her back, no matter what.
Sunset Shimmer dreamed of bringing her knowledge back to Equestria, but not as an invader. If she wants Equestria to survive, she's going to have to help the humans save it—without helping them become its new rulers.
Sunset Shimmer's plan to escape the Steel Tower failed—but she is still returning home. Instead of a victorious pony, come back to gloat to her previous teacher about the secrets she had uncovered, she is an adviser to one of the most dangerous men alive: Tesla.
But it isn't a simple invasion; Equestria is under attack by demonic forces, and the Steel Tower has been invited to help. But there's another faction of humans in Equestria, one that is still at war, and one who Sunset suspects are plotting terrible things...
She isn't alone. One of her human friends, now trapped as a cybernetic bat pony, is sent on a covert mission of her own. Equestria may depend on them in ways they never could've realized.
Updates Thursdays.
This story is meant as a companion to Harmony Defended, and to take the place of the long-anticipated revision. I decided it would be better to write something new than to overhaul something that was so long in itself. This story will probably spoil various elements of that one, though the reverse will largely not be true. If all of this seems confusing, you should probably start with my first story in this series, My Little Apprentice. As that story was written in Season 4, this one will not necessarily incorporate the canon of future seasons of Friendship is Magic.
The Sunset Campaign was sponsored by Two Bit on my Patreon, who is generously sponsoring me to clean up my tangled web of previous stories. Sparktail and Two Bit did the editing, and Zutcha did the cover.
TD from No, I am NOT a Brony, GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA!!! finds himself in a position where he needs to defend his right to teach Cheerilee's class
TD, the human that first showed up in Equestria in No, I am NOT a Brony, GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA!!! is depressed that he's stuck in the world of ponies with no way home, but finds solace in helping Cheerilee teach her class. However, Cheerilee is sick with the flu one week, and that just happens to be the week that a teaching supervisor comes to the small Ponyville classroom. From the very beginning she has doubts that TD is a person fit to teach the future generations of Equestria. Should TD fail to meet her standards, he will not be allowed to teach them anymore.
[HiE] A straight man and his marefriend, Scootaloo, have the newest member of their herd over for the night. The only problem? This new member is a stallion.
...Or 'How I Came to Love the Male Genitalia.'
William Harkin and Scootaloo have been dating for nigh on a year now. There's been some rough patches, but all in all neither could be happier. Especially once they'd invited Rumble, one of Scootaloo's old school friends, to join their herd. Being in a polyamorous relationship took a little getting used to for Will, but now he's going to have to sink or swim as Scootaloo is ready to take their relationship with Rumble to the next level. There's only one problem.
Will isn't into stallions.
An alternate universe (non-canon) side story of To Find a Rainbow. Contains: M/M/F human on pony action. Emphasis on the M/M.
||ON HIATUS|| The Stillness is coming. It's up to the heroes of Equestria to defend their home, with perhaps a little help from an unwitting refugee.
||ON HIATUS||
The Multiverse. An immense and diverse place, home to countless Planes of existence, each a universe all their own. One organization tries its hardest to keep these Planes in line, and govern the nigh infinite souls that occupy them. But even with a galaxy's worth of agents and the power of the Prime Material Plane at their disposal, something occasionally slips their radar.
Sam is one of those things. An unassuming, twenty-something who one day finds himself stranded in another world. Luckily for him, the inhabitants of Equestria take friendship very seriously. The Elements of Harmony take it upon themselves to befriend and welcome him to Equestria. It certainly doesn't hurt that he's the first and only human ever seen on their planet.
However, all good things must come to an end. Equestria finds itself under attack, both by unknown creatures and beings similar to the country's newest inhabitant. Sam and the Elements must find a way to beat them back, but first they need to figure out who in the Nine Hells this new enemy is.
So begins my first HiE, let alone my first story to be published here. I hope it will be my longest piece to date (even if I never submitted most of my others). I have a long way to go before I can be a professional writer, but that's what this is all about, isn't it? Exercising our writing muscles in a place where some may find enjoyment in our attempts to improve ourselves. So please, lay into me. Tell me what I'm doing wrong, I implore you. It is the only way I will grow as a writer. And, if I can set aside my stubborn pride long enough to learn something, perhaps I will do just that.
P.S. This story is set immediately after the events of Season 3, but before EQG. Yes, that is going to be canon in this universe. Why? Because it suits my purposes, that's why.
An average guy with an average life receives a not-so-average guest late one evening.
After a long day at work, Anon comes home for another quiet evening. Little does he know he's about to have company; the kind of company he'd never have expected. What follows is a series of encounters he'll never forget, and neither will his guest.
Berry Punch is fine with waiting for a while. After all, isn't that what hospital waiting rooms are for? It's not as if she's used to it by now or anything...
Berry Punch is fine with waiting for a while. After all, isn't that what hospital waiting rooms are for? It's not as if she's used to it by now or anything. Ponies come in, ponies go back, ponies leave. It's a regular cycle, and the sounds and sights are familiar. Usually she's here for a different reason, but today?
No, there's something she has to do.
First she just has to wait a bit and sort out her thoughts. Maybe then she'll know the right thing to do.
Warning:This is not a comedy. Also, this is a follow up to the Berry Punch characterized in When You Least Expect It, and contains the name Anon. Please be aware of this before you read.
A mix of classic Rainbro and modern RGRE with smatterings of anime trash that deviants and connoisseurs of cute are sure to enjoy.
An astute (oblivious) Rainbow Dash spends her days working, lounging, and hanging out with her best, completely platonic, in no way pining, 20% tsundere sis, Anon.
Anon is too cheap to spring for a golden apple, so he settles for a cardboard box. Didn't start any wars, accidentally a job, 9/10 would recommend. [RGRE] {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
Anon is too cheap to spring for a golden apple, so he settles for a cardboard box. Didn't start any wars, accidentally a job, 9/10 would recommend. (RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
Anon wants to surprise Cheerilee with a few gifts after a long work day for her. As the day goes on, interesting events happen that not even Anon was expecting.
Being a teacher can sometimes just suck. Anon is totally aware of this and being friends with Cheerilee, it only proves his hypothesis. One day he decides to surprise her with some cupcakes and flowers to show that there are people/ponies that appreciate what she does. He hopes it will make her rough day better. After he meets with Cheerilee, a lot of interesting things happen that not even Anon was expecting.
This is rated Mature for sex and use of language during the sex acts.
Contains: Human X Pony towards the end of the story.
TD and Celestia. Without a doubt one of Equestria's greatest rivalries. Imagine Celestia's surprise when she is asked out on a date by none other than TD.
One day Celestia finds herself being asked out on a date by TD, a human famous for punching her in the face.
You know what to expect. ...... Or not. I REGRET NOTHING
Set in a Universe where TD did not go on his Journey. Intended to be a non-canon side story.
Celestia responds to the friendship lessons penned on behalf of her faithful student by the newest ponyville weirdo.
When Anon takes the liberty to inject his particular brand of humor into Twilight's friendship lessons, Celestia feels the need to respond, more often than not.
Rarity and Anon figure out their mutual attraction during a very "heated" day.
What's not to love about Rarity? She's beautiful, classy, intelligent, and generous.
Anon knows all these things, and is fortunate enough to experience it every day. However, he is quite certain that she would never feel the same way about him.
When asked by one of the fillies in town to touch her in her naughty place. Who was Anon to say no?
Anon has such a simple life and simple needs here in this new land of Equestria. However, when one of those needs isn’t being met and one of the fillies named Petunia asks him to touch her in her naughty place.
Anonymous joins a group of teen ponies on a trip to Pegasus Peak with the hope of winning the love of Princess Cadance. However, a storm is brewing on the horizon and may pose a challenge to the group of young adults.
Anonymous joins a group of teen ponies on a trip to Pegasus Peak with the hope of winning the love of Princess Cadance. However, a storm is brewing on the horizon and may put the group of young adults in grave danger.
An AnonFilly story; a human trucker has been turned into a little green horse, for a Great Purpose! ... probably?
It's not every day you wake up in another country after drinking your weight in Bahama Mamas at an Applebee's in South Dakota; it's not every day you wake up in Equestria, either. But Mego Mars has experienced both, and is about to have the adventure of his life trying to figure out how one led to the other. The kicker? He's suddenly a horse. And not just any horse; a little green girl horse. This isn't how the great adventure movie usually starts, is it?!
Written for Sparktail's AnonFilly contest, which had to focus on AnonFilly, a character I've never really heard of! But the fun thing is that 'AnonFilly' can really be anyone (so long as she's grumpy), and I liked the idea of a cute little pony actually being a big burly trucker doing his best to save Equestria!
What felt like months, a full week has came along since your best friend, Applejack, did a dare to you in private. After that full scene, you cannot get her out of your head whatsoever. You will not talk to anyone at school anymore.
Applejack comes over to your place to talk to you and to see what's been going on with you. It starts out with a full conversation without you, obviously, not telling her hardly anything. Especially that night. However, it turns into a truth or dare, which makes you get into it.
Twilight stalks Ponyville's resident human, TD, to find out more about his hands
TD Harrison Powell, the human that first came to Equestria in No, I am NOT a Brony, GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA!!! has been in Ponyville for about three months when Twilight realizes something interesting: she doesn't really know that much about humans and how they work. Sure TD is receptive to her interviews for the most part, but he can't tell her everything and she wants to find out about how he acts casually.
So she decides to stalk him for science!
This is a little one-shot I decided to make while I'm waiting for my pre-readers to get the next chapter to me. This is canon and isn't supposed to be taken seriously at all.
