MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeSecond PersonRarityGranny SmithSpitfireSpa PoniesAnon
You are Anon, a human living in Equestria. Your good friend Rarity has suggested, or rather forced you, to work at the Ponyville Day Spa as a masseuse. This won't get awkward, right? Right? Right?!
MLP: FiMSexProfanityComedyPornHumanRainbow DashApplejackRarityCMCsAnon
An unfortunate speck of the universe named Anon manages to be handed the task of helping three familiar fillies with their early and rather vicious heat cycles after his mouth ultimately runs faster than his brain.
(Commission for Dezmo. Here’s to you
MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanAnon
In the magical land of Equestria, you are the most non-magical, and therefore unusual, thing.
Well, they used to call you "a thing" until they got to know you better. Now they call you "Yes!", "Don't stop!", and, occasionally, Anonymous.
You have everything a stallion would kill for: fame, money, mares. However, you are not a stallion.
Warning: contains a story.
Kinks: crotchboobs, lactation, well-toned mares, incredibly dumb Anonymous dominating and being dominated by mares.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifeHumanRainbow DashOC
(2nd Person Fic Starring You – A Human & Rainbow Dash)
You and Rainbow Dash have been living together in Ponyville for several months now. The two of you have been enjoying an exciting relationship and are very much in love. One day, your mare receives the chance of a lifetime as she finally gets to audition for the Wonderbolts. When things don’t turn out quite as she had hoped, she'll need your love and support to deal with the aftermath and of course some help from her friends.
Warning – Contains Mature Content involving sex between a human and a pony. There are also two mild pee watching scenes that help lead into each of the two love scenes. And like nearly all of my stories, there will be plenty of dawww and cuddling scenes and plenty of feels to be felt as well.
Note - This story was outlined and started before the Wonderbolts Academy or Reserve were ever made canon on the show.
Cover art by Crenair/Cerraka.
MLP: FiMDarkDramaSadSecond PersonHumanFluttershyOCDiamond DogsAnon
Anon and Fluttershy get into a fight. Furious, Anonymous decides to go to a bar to cool down for a bit. While he's there, he meets a Diamond Dog named Ruby. This is how her heart breaks.
This story is contained in my book "Dash Tries to Win Your Heart and Other Short Pony Stories"
If you have interest in purchasing this non-profit book, check out my online store at this link: https://www.lulu.com/search?adult_audience_rating=00&q=flutterpriest
MLP: FiMGoreDarkAdventureSci-FiCrossoverHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaOCOtherMain 6
With the culmination of events on the BSL Research Station, Samus Aran is finally able to come back to Equestria, Planet Equis; to come back home. Much has changed in her absence, but it is still the friendly, peaceful, welcoming planet and nation that she left behind two and a half years prior. With the Space Pirate threat neutralized and the secret, illegal Metroid militarization programs destroyed, it appears that Samus can finally take another massive breather with her friends and enjoy some well-deserved rest, recovery, and relaxation. The galaxy is finally at peace.
At least... for a short while.
A new enemy, one much closer to home, soon rears its head, threatening all of Equestria and Equis with complete and utter annihilation. Their mission: revenge. Samus will fight with all of her being alongside her allies against an enemy who would like nothing more than to see all that she holds dear, including her home planet, completely razed. In so doing, her cunning, ever determined enemies unleash a weapon so unexpected, so eerily familiar yet horrifically foreign that even Samus herself just might prefer the late Ridley or the SA-X...
Editing Team: Random_Dragon; ToxiClay
The Metroid Timeline/Chronology (confirmed by Nintendo) can be found here.
Canon Considerations
MLP-FiM: Up to AND including "Magical Mystery Cure." (Seasons 1, 2, and 3)
Metroid Series: Everything up to AND including Metroid Fusion (Including original mangas. See official timeline above). So, effectively everything.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceDarkAdventureComedyHumanLyraBon-BonAnon
Things had been tense between Bon Bon and Lyra ever since her job as a Special Agent of S.M.I.L.E. (Secret Monster Intelligence League of Equestria) was revealed after the bugbear incident, especially once she started getting assignments again.
Little did Bon Bon know this would lead to Lyra trying to get more involved in her best friend's secret life... by investigating this latest case on her own. Unfortunately, Lyra chose a doozy of a case to get involved with: the theft of one of Equestria's most dangerous spells and a strange monster known as a human from a secure convoy transporting them from the mysterious south to the capital... By a crew of some of the most cruel and manipulative criminals to ever work in Equestria.
It isn't long before Lyra is captured and Bon Bon is forced to infiltrate the dangerous criminal syndicate's secret sex dungeon to rescue her friend. If this doesn't go well... Lyra and Bon Bon could be in for a wild ride.
A medium-length clopfic featuring Anon, Bon-Bon, Lyra and some OC stallions and mares.
Contains mare on mare, mindbreak, mind-control, stallion on mare, human on mare.
This clopfic based on a number of amazing pictures from Derpibooru (#1461000, #1465894, #1572552) as well as an amazing primer from Scygnus which inspired me to start writing and make this account!
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanNightmare MoonAnon
Nightmare Moon returns and is hit once again with the Elements of Harmony rendering her a mischievous little filly.
Much to Nightmare Moon’s annoyance, Anon thinks she's cute as all hell and is the only one willing to put up with her antics and evil, so Celestia tasks him with reforming the bundle of misery and mischief.
Cover Image is by EvetsSteve, may he rest in peace.
Chapters 1-21 were converted into prose from my greentext stories with the help of Nav/WhatMustIDo
MLP: FiMSexRomanceSecond PersonHumanLyraAnon
It's the start of summer and you came out of your house, against the recommendations of your compadres. Wrong move.
And then you end up picking the wrong/right (pick one) car.
Also, that mare sure does love hands. Oh, right... you're the only one with hands around.
Tough luck!
First chapter is pure smut, second will be all warm and fuzzy.
Tags for the first chapter: HiE, 2nd person, mare in heat wanting the hot monkey dick, near-non-consensual abduction turning okay, possessive and aggressive mare, a good amount of finger play and lots of oral play, some more sexy magic and slight cum inflation. Oh, and consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Tags for the second chapter: Who knows and the most degenerate fetish there is, a happy ending.
MLP: FiMComedyRandomCelestiaLunaOCCadanceShining Armor
For some time now the Bat Pony Nightguard Mothchaser has nursed an infatuation on one Idol Hooves. A sterling example of all Unicorn Stallions (as far as Mothchaser was concerned) and prominent member of the Royal Guard. Tonight she would finally take the bold move from secretly watching him from afar to secretly slipping messages to him at night.
However, as she begins her nightly delivery, Mothchaser stumbles upon a secret that is going to make her wish that she had never gone out after dark in the first place.
Set in vdrake77's "Changeling of the Guard" story, this is a short and completely non-canon snippet starring poor Mothchaser.
MLP: FiMSexComedyPornSecond PersonHumanMain 6Anon
Anon is not that remarkable. In fact, he is below average compared to some. It's just that he wears pants all the time, so they can't help but wonder.
(Smut)
(Technically Casual Sex Equestria? pretty close anyways.)
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanitySlice of LifePornAnthroOtherZebra
Raising a son, working a full time job, and juggling house work isn't easy, which is exactly why Cream Heart is ready for her little retreat. It's been ages since she's taken any time for herself, which exactly why she spent months planning her little getaway. With Button on a field trip, she's finally able to indulge in something she's always wanted to do...
Kinks Include: Oral, Vaginal, Male on Female, Female on Male, a Scorching Hot MILF, Size Difference, Exhibitionism, Public Nudity, and a Pool-Side Creampie
Artwork by DarkSkye (Full Image in the Art Pack)
This is the first of several promo pieces for the _Got MILF_ art pack. It has pieces by @Sanyo_2100, @Forsaken3d, @Hoovesart, @nailstrabbit, @something_maybe, @Hyperstorm_h, @Trash_anon_Art, @BeardieArts, @DarkSkye_SFM, @FourEyes_T, @Hizuldur, @Lefthighkick_KO, @LuNArSFM57, @sugarlesspaints, and MUS
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MLP: FiMSexProfanityRomanceSlice of LifeHumanTwilightCelestiaLunaCadanceAnon
Coming to this world was difficult, but fate would thrust me into the service of the princess herself. Is it inappropriate to ask her out?
(Thanks to evilpoptarts for commissioning this fic!)
MLP: FiMNarcoticsProfanityRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanTwilightRainbow DashOCAnon
Anon was rather surprised to wake up in a world of magical talking horses. He was even more surprised to discover that said horses already knew him from a TV show.
Inspired by some old prompts in the RGRE thread. Cover art by Nignogs.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseOtherMain 6Twilight VelvetAnonWindy Whistles
Anon has moved to Equestria seeking a calmer life style. With his job in Canterlot and his home in Ponyville, he gets to meet a lot of new ponies to and from work. Three such ponies he meets change his life, and the calm he had sought is nearly shattered. Twilight Velvet, Windy Whistles, and Love Tap, the hottest milfs in Ponyville, are all vying for Anon's attentions.
Hiatus?! Yeah, sorry guys. I just don't have the time to update this atm. My work is killing me slowly and I only have time for art when I'm not working. BUT! I will try to get this out of hiatus asap (yeah, I know it's been years since it's been updated) and I am still invested in this story, just... lack the time I need to put into it.
The cover art is temporary. Until I can draw a new cover for this, that is.
Art for...
TwilightVelvet: dARedux
LoveTap: [unknown]
Background: BonesWolback
Featured: 14 May 2016
My first featured! I'm happy!
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeHumanAnon
I'm a human, and I just woke up in this really freakin' weird place. Why the hell does everyone hate me so much?!
MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifePornHumanOCDaring Do
Living in Equestria and short on cash, John reluctantly takes up a job working under Daring Do. In a short amount of time together, he'll learn that his colleagues are insufferable, and that Daring loves taking it up the ass as much as he enjoys giving it.
He's gonna fuck her. A lot.
A commission for an anonymous user!
If you'd like your own commission, check out my commissions page!
MLP: FiMComedyRandomHumanCelestiaLunaOC
Celestia's dinner parties have one very simple rule: don't boop the Princess. Anthony has regretfully forgotten that rule.
Now, with Luna's aid, he is on the run for his life.
I accidentally revoked submission so I submitted the story again. please don't read if you already have and I'm apologizing in advance
No one had ever seen Anon without his clothes on. Not even the princesses. So they task Twilight to unravel the mystery. How will she fare? There's only one way to find out...
This story is a response for a blog post you can find here. This is pretty rushed so don't expect too much.
MLP: FiMSexProfanityRomanceDarkComedyHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightCelestiaLunaChrysalis
27/05/2016- The Sequel is up!
What happens when you have a Changeling Queen who rules nothing.
A Human who resents Ponies for treating him like a science project.
And an unusual friendship that resulted in something unheard of in Equestria.
The Answer?
A really weird story with a clueless Human and a Queen that can't flirt for shit.
This here is Chrysalis's Chronicle turned story. Because the huggable love bug was too damn sexy for a mere chronicle and deserves a bloody story.
That and I haven't done one with Chrysalis yet, so this is a challenge for me.
Oh and it's in Chrysalis's point of view, so double the challenge really!
For those who read for Romance, stop at the end of Act One.
For those who like Romance and Dark...well, carry on, but don't say you weren't warned.
Here are the genre's for each act.
Act one- Romance/Black Comedy
Act Two- Romance/A Bit Dark