TCelebrity Dating Game

on Fimfiction, by Dandereshy

MLP: FiMRomanceComedySecond PersonHumanMain 6Anon

Dating can be rough. Especially if you're a lonely human in the magical pony land of Equestria. But you've got to date. It's only human nature to want a mate, right?

The only difference is, you're a celebrity in Equestria. Everypony knows who you are. So who's fit for you? One of the Mane 6, it seems, would be the best choice. You always felt that the Elements of Harmony had the popularity and personalities to match your own. However, which one was best?

Dating each will answer that question!

Currently in the process of being edited. Featured on FiMFic sometime.

MCertifiably Insane

on Fimfiction, by Tjtbomb

MLP: FiMSexViolenceProfanityAdventureComedyRandomHumanCelestiaLunaGildaDiscordMain 6

In Equestria, every stallion is treated with all the chivalries and respect he can bear. Because Stallions are more sensitive and more easily hurt when they aren’t taken care of by the mares around them.

So when Twilight hears of a lone stallion that swears like a sailor at passerby and ‘takes no shit from nobody, whether it good shit or bad shit,’ she’s dubious of the claims, but is sure that no stallion can be allowed to live so close to the Everfree all alone.

So she decides to do her best to save him.

And by save, I mean put him in the care of mares and get him herding.

And by him, I mean me.

And by me, I mean an earth-pony badass, formerly a human, formerly of Earth.

And by does her best, I mean she can try.

Bring it on whorse. I’m a hormonally imbalanced human psychopath with a death wish and an alcohol addiction trapped in the body of a tiny fucking horse.

In other words, I’m a pissed man who’s gonna have a helluva good time shattering your sexism through insults and violence.

I love to set the world afire, don’t you?

RGRE Fanfic.

Sex tag is for mention thereof for comedic purposes. No clop here.

Featured! 4/2/18-4/3/18-7/6/19

Cover art is credit to Navanastra.

I would also like to state that this is half crackfic, half serious, so three of the groups its featured in are people insulting it, unfortunately. They're trying to point out cringey stuff in a story that's full of it on purpose, so... good luck with that. Enjoy.

(VERY inconsistent updates. I'm a college student.)

TChange

on Fimfiction, by tom117z

MLP: FiMGoreViolenceDeathDarkAdventureAlt. UniverseTwilightCelestiaShining ArmorMain 6Chrysalis

A mother will do a lot for her child, even give them up if it meant them having a safer life growing up, despite the obvious pain that comes for the parent.

That pain is something Queen Chrysalis has gone through for eighteen years, but now the time is upon them, and she wants her daughter back. Even if that means invading Canterlot during a royal wedding.

Edited by RC2101_Copey
New cover art was created by the talented Jesuka
Now has a TVtropes page: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/Change
Go watch the reading by Skijaramaz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecqtu_Djrw4

(Featured on 18/10/2015, the first day! Thank you!)

Change is now a printed book, information here: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/732008/i-got-a-thing-change-is-now-a-physical-book

EChangeling in the pool

on Fimfiction, by Mimic Kairatta

MLP: FiMComedySpikeMain 6Changelings

It was an average morning in Ponyville. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, the changeling was swimming in the pool.... wait what?

This story is written by me and Limescale.
You can find his page here
Front page at 1/21/2017. Thanks guys for making it possible!

TChaotic Harmony: Do Over

on Fimfiction, by shirotora

MLP: FiMSexViolenceRomanceAdventureComedyHumanOCMain 6CMCs

So, you think you know Equestria just because you watch My Little Pony? Well, I can tell you, the show barely scratched the surface. The name's Shirotora, and I'm one of many humans that call Equestria home.

Of course, where most humans find themselves in the form of a pony, griffin, minotaur or some other regular race, I happen to have the form of the servants of an ancient tyrant god that were sealed away along with their master thousands of years ago.

Yeah, that didn't go over very well with Celestia.

This is the story of my adventures in this crazy world of not-so-cartoonish ponies, along side a colorful cast of friends, including a crystal pegasus that can control fire, a dragon-pony that was locked in stone for eight hundred years, a demon blacksmith looking to get contracts with mortals, and the worlds luckiest/unluckiest mare... Oh, and the Mane 6 are in there, too.

Together, we'll figure out why the hell predators are getting more violent, and why more and more monsters are suddenly popping up everywhere.

I just hope it doesn't have anything to do with some ancient, long-banished evil coming back...

It does, doesn't it...

Dammit.

This is a complete reimagining of my first successful story, Chaotic Harmony. While it will share some characters and events with the original, this is going to be an entirely different experience.

To those of you who loved the original, I hope you love this just as much. To those who didn't, I hope you find this an improvement.

Also, to those who have been following Children of Chaos, that story will also be reworked a little as a sequel to this, not the original.

Note: While this is not a true AU, there will be some pretty major deviations from canon. There is no AU tag because all major plot points in canon still happened in this fic, though the details of how they played out may have changed, and most changes could be wedged into the show's canon. There's also a little bit of 'dark', but not too much.

Basically, this was made as if the show was the kid friendly version of what happened.

TCheerilee Calls BS

on Fimfiction, by LordBrony2040

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeCelestiaCheerileeMain 6

After Cozy Glow is caught and the world is saved, a single mare has the nerve to blame the hero of the hour for the near destruction of Equestria.

TCidershy

on Fimfiction, by Salivanth

MLP: FiMComedyFluttershyMain 6

It's Fluttershy's twenty-first birthday, and her friends expose her to the wonder of cider for the first time. But how will the adorably shy pony react to this intoxicating new beverage?

Pre-readers: Cockroach42, Oatsmaster, Phearlock.
Cover art by Lurarin.

TClothist Colony

on Fimfiction, by Estee

MLP: FiMComedyRandomOCMain 6

The Bearers have encountered more than a few mysterious hidden villages, and that just never works out. But when they come across one whose residents believe that ponies must have their bodies covered at all times, Rarity starts to wonder if she's finally found her ideal audience.

For the answer, please see 'just never works out.'

Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.

MCock Block

on Fimfiction, by An Intricate Disguise

MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyPornHumanOCMain 6

Jesse is your run of the mill gamer; part time job stacking shelves, a normal nineteen-year-old boy. He's fairly well-endowed, sure, but that's about the most unusual thing about him.

Until one day, he's bounced and ricocheted across dimensions into a world that resembles a popular children's TV show. Only, the creatures here don't act very PG-13. They're just like humans, except in fluffy, cute, small equine bodies, and a few mares in particular seem to have taken a lot of interest in him. Oh, that and the gender roles seem completely reversed—they all wanna protect small, fragile Jesse.

In other words, they're all over him, and it's driving his libido nuts! Only problem is, his cock's too big to fit in any of them. How will he solve this most evil of fates? Will he get the puss he so desires?

Probably!

MCock Block 2

on Fimfiction, by An Intricate Disguise

MLP: FiMSexComedyPornHumanRainbow DashOCOtherMain 6

Jesse's on a quest to fit his dick between two bright blue pony cheeks. As previously established, it's way too big right now!

Watch as our hero deals with trial and temptation plenty on his noble journey to save himself for just one mare.

A paid continuation that's turned into a very silly and fun story along the way!

MConquering the World! - for starters

on Fimfiction, by DestoroyahZ

MLP: FiMSexGoreDarkAdventureComedyAnthroHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaOCMain 6Minotaur

Taking a walk through the park might not be the best of ideas after staying awake 24 hours without any kind of caffeine, but never in a millennium would I have imagined waking up in the desert of some foreign planet.

Well, let us make the best of it by conquering the world!

MConsequences of Darkness

on Fimfiction, by Andoriol

MLP: FiMRomanceAdventureComedyHumanCelestiaLunaOCMain 6CMCs

Black Magic. It’s been suppressed for so long that it’s only spoken of in foals tales. It’s forbidden, and for good reason. And sometimes… sometimes it’s the only way to defend against the things that threaten Equestria and my friends.

Thankfully, I’m not alone in this. I’m but one of many, one of the Starcloaks, those who bear the burden of the forbidden arts in service to Equestria. But we must find balance, else the very forces that we would use to protect Equestria tear us apart.

Reading the first story is not required in any way. It'll add to the experience, but if I've done my job, this story should stand on its own.

MConsequences of Unoriginality

on Fimfiction, by Andoriol

MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedySlice of LifeTragedyHumanApple BloomCelestiaLunaOCMain 6

What is it like to be a Gary-Stu? And what happens if you were one for years, only to change into a normal pony? How would those who once mindlessly "loved" you react?

Help me, please.

I was once human. Now, somehow, someway, I'm a fucking black and red Alicorn in Ponyville. I know I'm panicky, an admitted asshole, and mildly anti-social but… this is wrong.

It started with parties and offers to be in my 'herd'... but every week I have to deal with horrible monsters that only I can defeat and if I'm not careful, I'll be molested or even raped.

Ponies are mindlessly and almost slavishly in love with me despite how I treat them, despite the devastation my presence seems to bring.

Someone, anyone, please help me. My life is a living hell.

I’m a Gary-Stu.

If you downvote, please do tell me why! I can't fix problems I don't know about!

Credit for the cover art goes to Goldie, the source for the art links to a bloodied version of this pic that she did!

With a TVTropes page! Something that eternally makes me squee!

TCoolest Cat in the Citadel

on Fimfiction, by Simon Cowell

MLP: FiMGoreComedyRandomCrossoverMain 6

Disclaimer: If you don't like bad jokes you're gonna hate this.

Commander Bob Shepard is your average zombie space marine, he likes long walks on the beach, crushing the enemy, and destroying things for no reason, but what happens when he goes too far?

It'll be obvious by the end of paragraph two, but I was high when I played Mass Effect.

MCorruption

on Fimfiction, by Tholamas

MLP: FiMSexViolenceDeathRomanceDarkMysteryHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaMain 6Royal Guard

What is it to be human? What is human? Hominid, Homo sapiens sapien or roughly translated as the wise man. The last surviving variation of the genus homo. A species capable of feats both great and terrible. Destruction with a love for creativity. A kind with a fear of the unknown and an all-consuming curiosity. Our species down to its very core is and always will be the epitome of tenacity and adaptation. It is because of this as well as an instinctual compulsion to dominate and manipulate the world in which we reside, I say let this new world know what a human truly is.

MCourting a Sun Goddess

on Fimfiction, by That Other Writing Guy

MLP: FiMSexProfanityRomanceComedySlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanTwilightCelestiaMain 6Starlight GlimmerAnon

A wild ride of emotions. You are Anonymous and you are about to experience love with a sun goddess from another world.

This my first attempt at both writing romance and second person. Please be gentle with me.

Editor and Storyline Idea Helper: Dawning Ash

TCrash Landing

on Fimfiction, by The Salesman

MLP: FiMViolenceDeathProfanityAdventureSci-FiHumanCelestiaLunaOCMain 6

Sometimes, things don't go exactly as one plans. Sometimes one spills their coffee, sometimes they might be late to a meeting, sometimes an entire eight-person exploration ship rams a planet that they didn't notice at significant speeds.

This is one of those times, with the UGS Possibility smashing into the planet of Equus, bringing a veritable cache of impossible wonders... if only its keepers can be convinced to share it. Needless to say, every sizeable power that hears of it wants a piece of the pie, some with far less scrupulous methods than others.

On hiatus until I'm more confident in my skills to do a good first contact story, see blog entry.

TDadonequus Discord (Book 1)

on Fimfiction, by CrazedLaughter

MLP: FiMProfanityAdventureComedySlice of LifeSecond PersonDiscordMain 6CMCsChrysalisAnon

Wanting to impress his best friend and bolster his own reputation. Discord takes a human from earth and changes him into a colt. But not just any human, a human who knows about the show itself. Thus begins a symbiotic relationship where Anon gets to experience life in Equestria as a young child while Discord can use him for his own plans. Of course, the information of Anon's origins are to remain a secret. And this of course, along with Anon being quite the manchild, creates all sorts of hi-jinks for both him and those around him. Though, considering his adoptive father is Discord. Chaos is all part of the course.

The story is mostly slice of life. Especially at the beginning. But as it goes on, things become more chaotic and life tumbles down into chaos for our good Anon. Everything from dealing with the queen of the changelings to even getting his own chance at soviet Glimmer. All that and more in this story.

This is a reformatted version (reformatted by ShobieShy) of the greentexted "Dadonequus Discord" written during mid season 5 by myself.

Cover Art by "Bunny". made specifically for the story

https://pastebin.com/u/Erf1111 link to the original version

TDan Vs. The Magic of Friendship(Season 1)

on Fimfiction, by Barrobroadcaster

MLP: FiMViolenceProfanityAdventureComedyRandomCrossoverAlt. UniverseSpikeOCOtherMain 6Chrysalis

Based on the blogs, youtube videos and all else relating to these wonderful characters. The continuing adventures of Dan, Chrys, Twilight and all their friends in Equestria updated weekly on Saturdays. Directed by Michael Hay.
Current Episode:
Episode 22: The Kingdom is Broke! Dan Vs. The National Debt:
When Equestria winds up flat broke, Dan takes charge to solve the kingdom's financial troubles. He assures his friends he's only going to use the most honest of practices and the most ethical of economic plans to help the nation recover. Naturally, no one believes him.

Dan has lived most of his life with a low budget, and now he's teaching ponies to do the same. Whether it's revenge schemes or get rich quick schemes, he seems to have all the answers... even if he has to steal them from somepony else.

TDash of Humanity

on Fimfiction, by Kaidan

MLP: FiMSexDarkComedyHumanRainbow DashOtherMain 6

Have you ever woken up as a vegetarian cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I can’t seem to do anything right, and it’s even worse when she’s in charge.

Now, we’re in a back and forth war for control of her body. I just want to eat meat again, and have a little personal space. She’s convinced I’m hitting on her friends and trying to score. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix this.

Edits by: Selbi, Abcron, Breath of Plagues, Refro, Jaestring, The Parasprite, Starbound Gurren
Pre-read by: SkeeterTL, Solidfire, Penjacker, TypewriterError, Pearple Prose
(It took all of them to corral my insanity.)
Cover art by Tsitra360
V1.1-Rated teen sex for strong innuendo.
V1.2-Pinkie Pie now enforcing RIAA guidelines.