Something decided I was off my usual path. That I wasn't where I was supposed to be. Who am I to go against the word of a god?
I wasn't supposed to be where I was now. Or at least that's what the light in my dream said to me. I was supposed to be a "creator of worlds" it said. I was to create fate or something like that, and manage the lives of millions. But what can I do in a world that doesn't need saving? What can I build with the tool gun to change my fate? But more importantly, why was I chosen to wield such power over said gun?
A malfunctioning device sends the Lone Wanderer to the land of Equestria. How will she react to a land filled with happy niave ponies?
It had been a few years since she was forced to leave the vault she called home, now people don't even know her name but the title she was given. A malfunction with a device she was given takes her to a land that is not like her own. How will she handle this new environment and these happy ponies?
Luck can only take you so far, and for The Courier it won't last much longer.
He never loses a fight. He can walk through camps of Raiders and defeat them without firing a single bullet. He has been banned from all of the Strip's casinos, twice. Someone once reported that bullets turn around and jump back into the gun when he is fired at. He has survived nearly everything, hardly breaking a sweat all the while. So what will happen when his luck finally runs out?
______________________________________________________________________________________________________ Story complete on its birthday!
You should probably play New Vegas before reading this.
"Happy fuckin' Birthday you glorious bastard of fiction" ~T6, 11/26/2015
Princess Celestia is the paragon of everything good and pure. And currently not available. Hi my name is Frank, the new guy in charge of this body and I'm here to fulfill all your princess needs. At least until I find something better to do.
Princess Celestia is the paragon of everything good and pure. Noble, fair and righteous. Beloved by all, and pillar of stability for Equestria since the time of Discord.
And currently not available.
My name is Frank, the new guy in charge of this body. I'm here to fulfill all your princess needs, until I find something better to do.
Human turned X fic. Post Season 3, but ignores season 4.
Waking from a nightmare with no memory of what happened, Apple Bloom is shocked. She has become an Alicorn! To find what has befallen her, she seeks advice of Princess Celestia. But the royal sisters have vanished, unfurling a real nightmare!
After waking up from a nightmare she has little memory of, Apple Bloom is stunned to discover that she has become a fully-fledged alicorn! She quickly heads to Twilight's castle, in hopes that the princess will be able to shed some light on her sudden transformation.
Unfortunately, Twilight is just as baffled as the new Alicorn filly, leaving only Celestia herself to possibly have the answer. But both Princess Celestia and Princess Luna have gone missing, leaving more questions than answers.
Could Apple Bloom's dream have a connection to their disappearance?
Is there a dark force behind it all?
And most importantly to Apple Bloom; does she still have to go to school?
Local human returns to Ponyville to find Twilight has a new student
After spending a few years away from Ponyville, Jake returns to visit the first seven friends he had made in Equestria. When he arrives, he finds much has changed, including that Twilight now has a castle and a personal student. After bonding with said student, he also learns of a deep secret of Twilight’s he had never expected.
"Come to Equestria, meet my friends, we'll have a few laughs!" One night, six mares, a karaoke machine, and alot of alcohol. What could possibly go wrong? This is the story of the night Louis visited Equestria, and the fun that ensued. It is not a sequel, but more of a bonus outtake from the Room for Rent sitcom.
Enjoy my first attempt at a musical story. Song List
I used to be a human girl named Rachel. Now some self-appointed "Spirit of Chaos" (who surely has an ulterior motive) decided to "rescue" me from my fate and give me a second chance. Yeah, being a pastel pony in an insane world is SO much better.
My name is Rachel. Or at least it was. A bad decision brought me to the brink of death. I was "rescued" from that fate by some self-appointed "Spirit of Chaos." Or maybe he really was the devil, I don't know. He promised me a second chance but didn't tell me it would be in the body of a cutesy pony in a world which makes no sense. Worse, I think I've been set up, and something bigger is going on ...
Everypony has their secrets. Twilight never imagined those her own best friends might be hiding from her, until one of her new duties as a princess brought her stumbling headlong into a side of Equestria she never even knew existed.
Twilight Sparkle accomplished something incredible, something not even the great Starswirl could manage. But ascension into the ranks of Equestria's princesses is not without its difficulties. Before she can take her place as princess of Friendship, Twilight must travel to the underworld and make a ceremonial offering to Death in exchange for her immortality. Twilight is more than a little surprised to discover the identity of the pony under the hood.
After years living in Ponyville and getting to know her friends, Twilight always assumed they were exactly what they seemed: a group of friendly and ambitious ponies. But as it turns out, the sort of pony who saves Equestria and decodes the ancient mysteries of Starswirl is likely to attract ponies a tad more interesting.
Updates on the 3rd or 4th Friday of every month, then daily until that section is complete.
Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail. Cover by Zutcha.
A HiE fic filled with light comedy and a bit of adventure. Enjoy.
'What is it about humans that urges them seek out so many endeavors in order to feed their desires? Greed, power, family, friends, philosophy, knowledge; infinite goals and infinite reasons behind them. Whoever or whatever created these beings are either cunning; to create self motivating creatures that will constantly push the limits of what's possible, or downright cruel; never truly allowing them to feel true fulfillment or satisfaction. The point is humans were created with a void, a missing piece left intentionally empty never to be filled, an undying hunger.'
A bit grim right? The names Rodney, and in case you're wondering, this is the story of my life. A life of Magic, Gods, and regrettably, Ponies. Yeah, freakin-multi-techno-collored-goody-ponies. But it's not all bad really, got way healthier with a more green diet. Though the lack of meat can be painful at times, that one landed me in less than desired situations. I get to screw with innocent ponies on a regular basis. Didn't kill myself or everyone else with me either. So not a bad deal really, even ended up retiring as teacher.
Teen for language and some adult themes. This takes place before season 3.
HIATUS: Currently at a programmer's boot camp. Will be done late June 2015.
AN: If you can see past my cruddy writing skills there's plenty to tickle your funny bones, I hope. First attempt at writing a fic.
Damon Flame was just trying to escape his past when he ended up in Equestria. Things were finally looking up for him but life decided to take away everything he had worked so hard for and make it all for naught.
Equestria, a land with a mysterious past surrounded by powerful forces. Enter Damon Flame, a 19 year old living on his own trying to get by in life after escaping his home five years ago. He was just starting to regain some semblance of control over his life and was beginning to accept some of the scars his past left on his mind. Things are finally looking up but his healing is interrupted by life kicking him in the teeth, stealing a couple organs, and dragging him to some freaky place. At least it had the courtesy to leave him in the ICU.
*Authors note* Tell me what you like and hate about this. I'm completely open to constructive criticism. Rewrites of the chapters are currently in progress. Also thanks to Total Eclipse for letting me bounce ideas off of him.
Andrew was your ordinary, every-day, run-of-the-mill human. He had a boring job, nobody he could call a girlfriend, and basically, nothing to work with. One night, he comes home from yet another boring day of work and passes out in bed. Meanwhile, in the magical land of Equestria, Twilight Sparkle makes a wish upon a star. A wish to meet her soul mate. If only she knew what she was in for...
I'm going to be rewriting this shortly. Thank you guys for the support!
The myriad misadventures of a plucky human in Equestria.
A continuation of the universe established in "The Stars Revolt", and a reboot of "Hands", Andrew Shepherd is trying to live a normal life as the local Ponyville alien.
Excess magic use has numerous ways of backfiring, most commonly exploding. Or uncommonly, it could have interesting side effects none could have predicted. So imagine what blasting an evil moon goddess with the mother of all rainbows could result in.
Excess magic use has numerous ways of backfiring, most commonly exploding. Or more rarely, it could have interesting side effects none could have predicted. So imagine what blasting an evil moon goddess with the mother of all rainbows could result in.
Unfortunately for me, these so-called 'side effects' involved dragging my defenceless self through time and space from my normal everyday life in the most abrupt teleport known to man. Transforming me into a small strange pegasus thing in the process and promptly spitting my ass out into the most deranged forest I've ever seen.
Now my new body made it so I'm no taller than a bloody chair stool, I could barely walk with these alien legs, my size telling me I was younger than what I probably should be, and to add to my already horrendous situation I haven't eaten since I got here!
I don't know what I am, but I have the feeling I really shouldn't exist.
I'm not new to writing but this is my first story here. As such grammar corrections and criticism are welcome.
The Elements of Harmony experience the magic of self-pleasure after nightfall, when nopony is around to witness. Each of them handles their pent-up, burning desires in their own special way...
Choose your favorite pony, or choose them all! There's a little for everybody~
An alternate ending to the season 5 premiere where Starlight gets captured instead of escaping. As her punishment for enslaving the ponies of Equaltown, Twilight decides that the best course of action is for her to be looked after and taught about friendship by Anon, Ponyville's resident human, instead of sending her to get trialed and ultimately thrown into Canterlot dungeon. Suffice it to say that Anon has no clue how to go about looking after another pony, and essentially 'accidentally' enslaves her after an incident on her first night.
Credit goes to Jericoanon and duop-qoub for cover image. Awesome job guys!
The spell can't be cast frequently, but the more it's done, the greater Twilight grows. Slow at first, learning her way, then earning the right to become more and more. A kingdom for pleasure only beginning.
The spell can't be cast frequently, but the more that it is done, the greater Twilight grows. Slow at first, learning her way, then earning the right to become more and more. A kingdom for pleasure only beginning.
NOTICE: Some chapter break and other images aren't working the way they should be. Here is the reason why. So sorry in advance.
The epic of Pinkie Pie and the Immortal Man who's fate is tied to Equestria's. His life will be filled with dangers, choices, secrets, love, and most importantly, beauty. As time flows, the world begins to understand the immortal, and the immortal begins to understand his true purpose in the universe.
Two side notes: The main character comes from an Earth where MLP does not exist, so he is not a brony. That and this story is based around knowledge of seasons 1-2.
