After going camping, Connor wakes to find himself in Equestria and sets out to make the most of his time there. But interesting discoveries are made along the way, along with the attention of fiery maned pegasus mare.
Connor is your average guy in his mid-twenties. He has a stable home life but can't help but feel his parents are hiding something from him. After going camping, he wakes to find himself in Equestria and sets out to make the most of his time there. But interesting discoveries are made along the way, along with the attention of fiery maned pegasus mare....
Note: There is some use of strong language in this story. Also MLP (sadly) doesn't exist in this story. The story starts around half way through the first season.
Note 2 (26/12/16): Sex tag added (during writing for Chapter 25) for obvious reasons. Nothing explicit or detailed but things implied and use of innuendo.
Note 3: This story finally got featured on 3/8/2017. YAY! (Or at least that's when I first noticed)
An average run of the mill person gets thrown into the world of Equestria just not quite the way he hoped,now he has to figure out how to be the Princess of Friendship before ponies get too suspicious.
4/5/19: Still working on the story, OC tag was added for a future interaction.
Violence Tag only exists for a battle to two.
5/23/19: I keep adding stuff ugh Buut I might be working on rewriting some of this stuff after posting Chapter 6.
A young undergraduate is subject to being the target of cuddle-driven ponies. Things can only get worse (and snuggly) from there.
Author Note: This is something new I wanted to try. Contains 10% human, 90% ponies, and 100% fun-filled, cuddlelicious goodness. Not suitable for those allergic to cuddles. Please consult your physician before reading.
A young university student suddenly finds himself thrown from his homework studies into a land filled with more colour than Gears Of War, talking ponies with ridiculously huge eyes, and topped with so many cuddles that it makes Care Bears look like Michael Myers.
And for some reason, all of them come to the conclusion that he must be smothered in cookies and cream-delicious cuddles.
For some, it's heaven; for Jamie, it's his own little plane of hell that makes even Satan feel torment.
Alice? It's me, Greyson. Yea, how long am I supposed to be in Wonderland again? Oh, that long, huh? Joy.
You know, I'm more than positive I've already written this before, but I can't for the life of me find that original transcript of what I had been writing. Probably got stolen or something. Shame. Then again, I might have just burnt it to kink shame Twilight and her book fetish.
Knowing me, that's probably exactly what I did.
Love you Sparky, don't try to geld me in my sleep please and thank you.
(It's literally your average HiE fic, except the guy is British, swears like there's no tomorrow and will most definitely be the grandest sarcastic arsehole that ever graced the land at the best of times. )
AN
Buckle up kiddos, we're doing the fucking time warp. Re-rewrite of the original with new and old shit happening. Variety is the spice of life, after all.
In case anyone remembers this story and thinks that I went through the trash to steal this story from the original author?
I am the original author. Give me your credit card details.
Goblin Slayer has heard that a large goblin force has manifested in Equestria. Can he restore balance to the peaceful country with Purple Alicorn's help, and how many goblins will die to see him do so?
Goblin Slayer has heard that a large goblin force has manifested in a nearby country called Equestria. Can Goblin Slayer restore balance to the peaceful equines, and how many goblins will die to see him do so?
Also, how will he practice his most efficient killing methods with the gentle and forgiving 'Purple Alicorn' in his ear all the time?
He can only hope that she doesn't ever have to see first hand why their merciless eradication is so necessary.
Windell had faced insanity before, and won. But at a price. Thinking himself once more in a delusion, Windell tries to survive as the line between what is and isn't real is blurred. And why does it feel as if he is being watched?
Your Universe is large, too large for words. And you may believe that it is stable, moving across time and space unmolested. But all universes are simply balls in a giant game of billiards, forever intertwining in the Void, across Infinity. This is known as the Multiverse, or Yggdrasil, the Tree of Existence. Its gardener is the Entity, a being that thinks its task is to make sure the branches and roots of Yggdrasil do not intermingle. But every now and then, the curious consciousness finds an oddity. This oddity is a lost soul who seeks nothing more than to distance himself, firmly believing in his own insanity. But somehow, his actions affect the lives of many, and even Equestria itself. This is the story of Windell's journey and the adventures taken by those that have noticed the incursions.
Editors/Pre-readers: Izanagi & AlicornPriest
Credit to TheManFromMars for the Arc 1 Cover! Credit to 2135D for the Arc 2 Cover!
A British man with a very colorful collection of words becomes the luckiest, or unluckiest man alive. On the bright side, now he has more swear words under his belt.
London, England. A decently large city that hasn't seen many eye-catching events in recent times. For John Carter, it has always been a nice, relatively peaceful place to live in.
He had plenty of expectations for his future in the city, many were... Far-reaching, but nothing stepping beyond the realm of possibility.
Getting ripped from his body and placed in a completely foreign one? That may have overstepped the boundaries just a slight bit.
Changes are coming to two different worlds, whether anypony, or anybody, is ready for them or not.
Change happens, no matter what any creature wishes. Actions have consequences, no matter how badly you want to ignore them. And now, magic is starting to grow in the human world in a very big way, a way that can't be hidden in a single high school.
With the inevitable coming, inhabitants of two worlds have to scramble to get a grip on what's going on before it flows out of control. Hopefully they can figure out this new magic in time to ensure a peaceful relationship between the two worlds.
Too bad there's another party interested in magic...
Daring Depravity is a draconequus with a problem. She loves ponies, a lot. So much so she has traveled across the seas to their homeland of Equestria to stalk them in secret. However, what will she do when Princess Luna herself manages to catch her?
Depravity is a draconequus, with a problem. She loves ponies, a lot. So much so she has traveled across the seas to their homeland of Equestria to stalk them in secret. However, when her blatant obsession manages to catch the attention of a particular Princess of the Night, Depravity is immediately sent into a panic! If she is banished for her obsessive compulsions, how will she ever observe anymore ponies!? But come to find out the esteemed princess has actually come with a request for the draconequus. A request that may be an utter dream come true!
[Warning: Story contains suggestive themes/references.]
When a human in Equestria attempts suicide, the ponies who shunned him are forced to care for him in Ponyville Hospital.
My name is Jason Wright. If you've heard of me, you probably know what I did, and what an idiot I am for doing it. Now I'm stuck in the hospital, surrounded by ponies who hate me because I can't even die right. But while I'm here, maybe I can try to learn why I was saved, and what I did to make the ponies hate me in the first place.
// Hello, and welcome to It Never Really Ends! This is a sequel to MisterBlonde's oneshot Ending. They expressed no desire to continue the story on their own, and have given me permission to do so myself! //
When Anon is left with a child, he must find the strength to take care of her.
Anon's life has been simple since he appeared in Equestria. However, one night, everything changes as he finds a child unlike any other on his doorstep. Does he have what it takes to take care of her? With the help of his friends, he might have a fighting chance.
Edit 14/3/2019: Had to remove the Drama tag because I wasn't allowed to save edits to the description due to too many tags due to the new rules.
I was enjoying a quiet day at work, when I suddenly find myself in what I can only describe as what a person high on drugs would see, before a blinding rainbow light slams into me and knocks me unconscious.
Upon awakening, I find something very off, not only about my surroundings, but myself. For one, I seem to have become a small horse and a female one at that.
I also seem to be in a forest of some kind. Hang on. Is this the Everfree?
Oh, great. What do i do now?
Well, having powers on par with a Chaos Lord certainly might come in handy. Let's see what i can do with them, shall we?
Sex tag for sexual references and teen for teen reasons, plus a lot crass swearing.
And, just be warned, that random tag is serious. Random shit will happen in this fic, so be wary of that when entering and DO NOT expect anything to just be normal at any point.
In Popular Stories 31/12/2015. What a way to end the year!
Featured 24/7/2016. Okay. Honest to God did not see that coming.
Featured again 31/7/2016. Wait. What?
Featured 5/8/2016. Someone's pulling my leg here, right?
Featured again 26/8/2016. No. Wait. WHAT?
Despite everything, got Featured 16/2/2017. Just hope the next update does this justice
In Featured 2/07/2017. Um... How? Don't get me wrong, I'm glad, but... how?!
FEATURED: 26/11/2018. HiE, parody of the whole "We make ponies feel good". crackfic with plot. Buck is a human soldier that finds himself in Equestria and to survive he uses his only skill outside killing: Massages, and those work great on ponies!
FEATURED: 10/11/2017 FEATURED: 26/11/2018 I have always been very attracted to the “Humanity, Fuck Yeah!” threads online and I wanted to try making one story on that level about a Human in the MLP Universe. Crack story Strong terms and Themes (you’ll see in the first chapter already) Human in Equestria. The plot is simple: We have fingers, they have hooves...Would that make Humans WAY better than ponies in giving massages then? Here they do, and the Human MC gives “Heavenly good ones” for reasons (his mother always suffered of back pains, he learned to give massages since he was a kid because professionals costed too much and once reached thirty-five years of age he had long become a ‘Master’.)
The crack part of the story is...Those massages feel TOO GOOD, LUDICROUSLY GOOD! So much that even the most rotten Bad Guys actually add divergences on their EEEEEEEVIL! Plans just to make sure the Human massages also fall in their possession, everybody want those fingers to work their magic on their backs, EVERYBODY!
...Everybody but Princess Luna asshe won’t be fooled! It is clear that the Human massages are hiding some EVIL CORRUPTING MAGIC! (She is an expert after all!) so she won’t be Corrupted by those vile tricks! NEVER!
Pretty much a Silly 'Tinfoil-hat’ Luna fighting against a conspiracy only she can see.
NO, IT’S NOT BASHING! Just some randomness thrown in.
Why is all this happening? Easy...The secret it’s all in the hands.
A young orphan girl runs away from home to keep from being seperated from her best friend, a young Percheron Stallion.
A young human girl runs away from home with her best friend, and finds herself much further from home than she ever expected. Her arrival in Equestria will cause ripples that affect ponies from the lowest to the highest.
Meanwhile, a young Nocturne mare begins an epic quest to earn the right to clean Princess Luna's porcelain throne. Be sure to check out the Continuation. "How to Train Your Batpony" Not a Clopfic!
Let me extend thanks to Georg for letting me play with some of his characters and situations, and for proof reading and contributing some really good lines here and there.
Johnny Bravo in an Equestria with Reversed Gender roles. Will he finally get what he deserves? Romance, smut, misunderstandings, and silliness.
Johnny Bravo in Equestria, but with reversed gender roles. Where mares are supposed to be the ones to be tough and 'marely' (manly). And most stallions are prissy, fickle, and demanding, due to the easy access of mares thanks to the ratio of males to females, and the dynamics of a herd relationship.
Expect a clueless Johnny, eager and loving mares, and lots of hopefully funny misunderstandings, romance, sexual undertones and moments, and lessons and musings on love and relationships.
Perspective will shift between Johnny Bravo and the ponies between mini chapters, and I'll use bold and italics when the character whose perspective the story is currently written from is talking.
A young filly fathered by a human finds growing up as a hybrid isn't without it's trials and tribulations. (RGRE)
In Ponyville, a new and unusual resident moved into town. He went on adventures, made friends, met the love of his life, had children, and lived happily ever after for many years.
This isn't his story, but the story of his firstborn.
Anonymous Junior isn't like most ponies. Her teeth are sharp, her gaze is unnerving, and her gait is predatory. The hot blood of humanity, the blood of her sire, pumps through her veins, and it's apparent to all who look. Even when empowered by such passion, the life of a young filly is still one filled with trials and tribulations.
A re-imagining of Anon Filly as the biological daughter of Anonymous. A Second-Person story starring You as Anonymous Junior Takes place in the Reversed Gender Role Equesria AU Makes use of OCs that I do not own. They belong to their respective creators and my depictions should not be considered accurate.
A 16-year old boy is transported to Equestria and given the form of a dragon.
A 16 year-old boy is transported to Equestria and given the form of a dragon. He makes several unexpected friends and at the same time will discover his own powers, but will the ponies trust him because of it? He will have to convince them if he is to stop the upcoming threat and restore balance to the magic of Equestria.
Being a princess in Equestria is tiring work, and after many long years of rule, they've seen absolutely everything. Right? - [A series of short stories]
Being a princess in Equestria is tiring work. After many long years of rule, they've seen absolutely everything. Right?
A series of short (ish!) stories about our favourite four-legged diarchy and how they deal with various things modern Equestrian life throws at them.
It's not as though it's going to be difficult. They've seen plenty of generations come and go. Nopony could possibly put them out of their depth.
They think.
Stories so far:
Healthy Living: Celestia can't remember if she ever had the one-time disease "Filly Fever". It's been so long, she must have forgotten it.
Trending Topic: A new toy craze takes Equestria by storm, and Luna is in the eye of it all.
Princess Celestia's Uneventful Day: It's nice to unwind and read a good book once in a while. Fate has other plans.
Humans, sailplanes and cloud cities just don't mix very well.
Cloudsdale. Bastion of the Pegasi, linchpin of weather control, home to the Wonderbolts. A magnificent metropolis gracing the skies of Equestria. So what happens when an oblivious human starts stumbling around in a sailplane? As they say, hilarity ensues.
The weight of Sora's failure at the keyblade exam slowly began to eat away at him. In his lonely despair a door appears in front of him, opening a way to a new world with creatures he would have never thought he would see.
The weight of Sora's failure at the keyblade exam weighs heavy in his heart. In his sullen despair, a gateway to a new world with creatures had never seen before would open to him, calling for help.
Tasked with becoming their hero of light, will Sora be able to become the hero he was always meant to be or will his own darkness take it all away?
Part of the KINGDOMHEARTSVerse
SPOILERS IN THE MESSAGES BELOW
Rated T for suggestive theme.
(EDITING DONE BY NIGHTMAREKNIGHT, KILDEEZ AND MLPFAN12!!)
Buut I might be working on rewriting some of this stuff after posting Chapter 6.
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