Everyone needs to masturbate to blow off steam, or to be less formal, feel good about ourselves while touching ourselves. While masturbation has been a solitary act, others tend to just to barge in, like Starlight on Spike, and help a brother out.
The only issue is: Spike has deep-seated guilt about jerking off as a whole. He has trouble seeing Starlight, the love of his life as the mare she wants to be seen (and fucked) as. It will take a bit of opening up, wisdom, and masturbation to get the two through their relationship problem.
Thorax has a serious problem. No pony will snuggle enough to make new changelings with him!
As the new ruler of the changeling hive, it is the responsibility of King Thorax to ensure his subject survive into the future. Logically, to do that he has to have more subjects. Where do they come from, friendly snuggling of course!
After regaining his crown and imposing his surprisingly magnanimous rule, Sombra goes to unwind with his faithful servant and lover...
To everyone's shock, Sombra wound up being a surprisingly generous and kindhearted King. His people were fed and well tended to, taxes were lowered, and nearly everyone was pleased with his reign - that being said, it was still one hell of a stressful job. Thankfully, after his long days of delegating and dealing with all of his official duties, he had the perfect little assistant to help him alleviate stress...
Kinks Include: Male on Male, Oral, Rimming, Teasing, Anal, Cock Worship, Size Difference, a Dragon in a Bedlah (Google it), Massive Insertions, Multiple Positions, and a Kingly Creampie
Artwork by Pururin This is a promo of the Spike's Gems 3 Art Pack! There's artwork by @Aer0Zer0Ri2k, @Brownieclop, @ColdBloodedTwi, @Darky032, @FTrashMan, @VeroBunnsX, @nonnny_art, @OnihiddenArt, @baal0505, @Randolfsparks1, @ArtforSaurian Tons of great art in there, including the full image in the cover! Go check 'em out and give 'em some love!
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Spike has been hung up on Fluttershy for a long time, but he's worried that if he gives in to his lust he'll only hurt her. Maybe the sexy, fluffy pegasus isn't as timid as he thought?
Based on the Tumblr blogs, youtube videos and all else relating to Dan Vs. and My Little Pony. The continuing adventures of Dan, Fluffle Puff and all their friends updated every Saturday.
Based on the blogs, youtube videos and all else relating to these wonderful characters. The continuing adventures of Dan, Chrys, Twilight and all their friends in Equestria updated weekly on Saturdays. Directed by Michael Hay. Current Episode: Episode 22: The Kingdom is Broke! Dan Vs. The National Debt: When Equestria winds up flat broke, Dan takes charge to solve the kingdom's financial troubles. He assures his friends he's only going to use the most honest of practices and the most ethical of economic plans to help the nation recover. Naturally, no one believes him.
Dan has lived most of his life with a low budget, and now he's teaching ponies to do the same. Whether it's revenge schemes or get rich quick schemes, he seems to have all the answers... even if he has to steal them from somepony else.
What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
The Mane 6 go to the doctor’s for checkups as part of a public health campaign. Thing is, they’re not that healthy.
Princess Celestia is very concerned about Equestrians’ lack of visits to their primary care physician, and Twilight and her friends are happy to help out on a public health campaign by filming a documentary about their visit to the doctor.
Thing is, they might not be the best ponies for a health campaign...
EDIT: Heyyyy, Featured #2 9/18! Thanks a bunch! EDIT: Number one same day- glad you all enjoyed! EDIT: Late Nite 9/20- lmao how is this still at #1 EDIT: Finally off number 1 but it took to 9/21. Actually means a bunch that everyone liked this silly little story :D
While studying an alien spellform, Twilight makes the most important discovery of all time... The one which could doom her planet. | Horror Rationalfic with Lovecraftian & World of Darkness elements. Deconstruction / Subversion of Displaced.
[Rationalfic Deconstruction / Subversion of Displaced] You’ve read the stories of people from Earth being “Displaced”: Their bodies are changed, their minds are warped, and they’re thrown across the multiverse, to whatever world and timeline their supernal "Displacers" decide upon. Well, this story isn’t one of them...
...because when they tried to remake me, I didn’t let them.
A Rationalist Horror story, in which an Occultist from some version of Earth (implied to be the World of Darkness) undermines her own Displacement and ends up as a Self-Modifying Construct. Scientific Inquiry, Philosophical Debate, Rational Discussion, Body Horror, and Existential Hijinks ensue. Themes, Concepts, and Style inspired by HP Lovecraft, Elizer Yudkowsky, Gordon R Dickson, Edgar Allen Poe, Modern Prometheus (Frankenstein), Dresden Codak, World of Darkness, and Friendship is Optimal. Front page on JUL 28th, AUG 12th, OCT 30, and every update after that.
Your story breaks the shitty norm that most displaced stories have in common by being an 'actually interesting story' instead of a powertrip for a horny teen.
This is like brain porn. My head hurts but in a good way.
Author’s Notes
I often find Displaced fics to be more often Miss than Hit with me. Often, they're generic, poorly written, or just do not do anything worth reading with the concept. This is an experiment to trt out a few other concepts which aren’t used often, even by me, including some which directly subvert Displaced as a genre, and maybe even come up with some advice for those authors. This is also a crossover with the upcoming Dragon: The Oroboroi Chronicles, a World of Darkness rulebook which I lead the development team for.
I hope you all enjoy this, and I implore you to leave some feedback in the comments section: I'll experimenting with a few uncommon concepts here, and I'd like to know how people feel about how they're coming across. :3
FAQ
Because people keep bringing these things up...
Horror/Dark Tags
I've had multiple people ask "how bad does it get?" Note the lack of the "gore", "sad", or "mature" tags or anything like that. Yes, there is blood and death at some point in this story, but the real horror of this story comes from the philosophical and scientific quandaries the characters go through: this is "intellectual horror", not "visceral horror".
Length
In the interest of this NOT becoming one of those long, sprawling fics, I plan to keep this limited to a manageable 10 chapter limit, not counting Prologue and Epilogue. No one wants to read something that long, and I'd rather not be stressing over this 6 months from now.
Sequel
The Sequel is already in the works, with scenes already written. It will be a more episodic story revolving around world optimization and interplanar hijinks.
Crossovers
To be clear, I do plan on having the main character make one of those "Token" things, but as they often get in the way of actual stories, that won't happen until the end of the story. The Sequel will be crossover-heavy.
Spike is excited to find he has a place in Ponyville other than as a personal assistant. But after being turned down, he discovers Twilight hasn't exactly been forthcoming with how ponies really see him.
Spike has lived with ponies his whole life, from the very moment he opened his eyes. After experience with his own kind, he's consistently chosen ponies over other dragons. They're his friends, his colleagues, his companions.
But Spike is getting older now, and taking notes and organizing papers isn't the way he plans on spending a dragon's lifespan. He is thrilled to discover there are plenty of ponies who appreciate his talents.
But then he gets his first rejection, and he discovers that even the ponies close to him had different ideas of his place in the world.
Written as a Patreon reward for Vilken666. Proofreading by Two Bit and Sparktail, and cover by Zutcha.
You are Anon. Or, at least, you used to be. Sort of. Now you're a filly. Let's just say, you're not thrilled with the change. And with it comes some unforseen consequences.
You are Anon. Or, at least, you used to be. Sort of. Now you're a filly. Let's just say, you're not thrilled with the change. And with it comes some unforeseen consequences.
Chrysalis' evil Mane Six clones survived their encounter with the Tree of Harmony. Reforming them is proving to be a more difficult task than expected.
Like any good Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle always tries her best to reform and befriend villains. Things are a little different, though, when the villain is you. Er, sort of, anyway. Reforming the evil clones of her and her friends made by Chrysalis is hard! Maybe it's time to call in the big guns...
A story written as a prize for Tangerine Blast, who took third place in this year's version of my CuddleFic Contest and wanted a story where the evil Mane Six survive, and where Evil Twilight pals up with Pinkie Pie!
EDIT: Non-mature featured 4/24/19! (Will it make the standard feature box? We'll see~)
When a brony makes a wish to change the world it turns out a whole lot differently that he expected
When a college brony on a camping trip makes a wish on a shooting star, it turns out far differently than expected. Now this man turned dragon will find the there is much more to the world than the land of Equestria.
Dusk Shine is sent to Ponyville to discover what is friendship. But could a colt that doesn't recognize the friendship, recognize love?
Another story about Dusk Shine and his Harem, but with my personal touch, with more humor, romance and adventure.
ps: This story contains some drawings made by me. It's not a comic, each chapter has one or two sketches showing some particular fact from each chapter.
Ember doesn't think ponies have anything to offer. Spike takes her to the spa to show her ponies may be able to offer more than she bargained for.
Becoming Dragon Lord has brought a wave of new responsibilities for Ember, none of which she enjoys. The first of these tasks are the formal negotiations with Equestria, which will either formalize peace between the two nations or else be the start of a deadly war. She's pretty sure it's going to be the former, but if she has to sit through another awful meeting, she may change her mind.
Spike offers her an alternative: visit the spa.
Written as a minific commission by Vilken666 on my Patreon. Fluff isn't really my genre, but I took my best crack at it anyway. This was the result. Credit for the fantastic cover goes to Zutcha, as usual.
A lightning bolt has teleported a human to a world full of happy, colorful, talking ponies. Holy....
(The Redone Version) (EFH has it's own TV Tropes page! Thanks to redandready45! )
A human has been teleported to Equestria after a lightning bolt struck him. The ponies of Ponyville had never seen anything like him before. Full of fear and uncertainty, all of Ponyville, except for the Mane 6 and Spike, avoided him. The human, with the help of the Mane 6, must earn Ponyville's friendship before a way back home is found.
You decide to accompany Spike on another journey to the Dragon Lands.
"An exotic creature". That's how you'd been described by Dragon Lord Ember when she first laid eyes on you. It had been months since that day, and you hadn't really thought too much about it until Spike found himself summoned to the Dragon Lands once again.
Second person romance with an emphasis on story, and little bits of clop here and there.
Trigger Warnings: Sexy times with a reptile, tailplay, and one very tsundere dragon
When Fluttershy's phobia of dragons begins to take its toll, she turns to the one friend who might be able to help her – Spike. The only dragon she's not afraid of must have a solution, right?
Fluttershy is scared of dragons. Terrified, in fact, and after facing down the one that threatened to cover Equestria in smoke her phobia’s only grown worse.
Desperate, she turns to the one friend who may be able to help her. The only dragon she’s never been scared of – Spike. He must have a solution to her problem, surely?
Even if his plan requires getting far too close to the reptiles for comfort.
