I remember being a young adult male human once. Nowadays I'm a female pony who now has to retake school because SOMEPONY couldn't perform a spell correctly. I might as well try to make some good out of this situation and see what chaos I can cause!
Y'know, I was once an average guy. A completely normal male human being. Sure I had my oddities but who doesn't, right? Then I woke up in Equestria after one too many shots of whiskey at 3AM whilst watching some random ass anime.
Now that in itself sounds fucking weird but that's not even the full story. Somehow good old reliable purple smart managed to not only change my species and my gender but also my age. Now I'm stuck with a lavender coated princess who has become my 'caretaker' and I'm being forced to go to school!
I still can't believe this isn't some crazy drug trip. Well, whatever - if this is a drug trip then I'm gonna make sure this will be the best drug trip of my life. So take a look into my new personal life and prepare to see the horrors that I'll bring to this hippy horse land.
[Sex Tag for references and innuendos - there will be no clop.]
Alice? It's me, Greyson. Yea, how long am I supposed to be in Wonderland again? Oh, that long, huh? Joy.
You know, I'm more than positive I've already written this before, but I can't for the life of me find that original transcript of what I had been writing. Probably got stolen or something. Shame. Then again, I might have just burnt it to kink shame Twilight and her book fetish.
Knowing me, that's probably exactly what I did.
Love you Sparky, don't try to geld me in my sleep please and thank you.
(It's literally your average HiE fic, except the guy is British, swears like there's no tomorrow and will most definitely be the grandest sarcastic arsehole that ever graced the land at the best of times. )
AN
Buckle up kiddos, we're doing the fucking time warp. Re-rewrite of the original with new and old shit happening. Variety is the spice of life, after all.
In case anyone remembers this story and thinks that I went through the trash to steal this story from the original author?
I am the original author. Give me your credit card details.
In the blink of an eye, the whole world collapsed in on me. Well, it didn't necessarily collapse. It's different though. Very different. Frighteningly different. I knew that God had a plan for me, I just didn't think it would involve being a pony.
In which the Cutie Mark Crusaders decide that they will be in estrus exactly once in their lives, for an hour and a half, starting tomorrow, and so fail both biology and life forever. (Did I mention this was still Crackfic Week?)
One of the many reasons the Cutie Mark Crusaders have their reputation is the group's tendency to ignore whatever the adults are saying -- or worse, to hear just enough to get them in trouble. So when Cheerilee finally covers pony sexuality on a warm, lazy, sleepy day, the trio come away with exactly enough notes to collectively believe the following:
Ponies going into heat is real. They'll never be interested in sex at any other time. They're going into heat once, for an hour and a half, and it's going to happen tomorrow.
Excess magic use has numerous ways of backfiring, most commonly exploding. Or uncommonly, it could have interesting side effects none could have predicted. So imagine what blasting an evil moon goddess with the mother of all rainbows could result in.
Excess magic use has numerous ways of backfiring, most commonly exploding. Or more rarely, it could have interesting side effects none could have predicted. So imagine what blasting an evil moon goddess with the mother of all rainbows could result in.
Unfortunately for me, these so-called 'side effects' involved dragging my defenceless self through time and space from my normal everyday life in the most abrupt teleport known to man. Transforming me into a small strange pegasus thing in the process and promptly spitting my ass out into the most deranged forest I've ever seen.
Now my new body made it so I'm no taller than a bloody chair stool, I could barely walk with these alien legs, my size telling me I was younger than what I probably should be, and to add to my already horrendous situation I haven't eaten since I got here!
I don't know what I am, but I have the feeling I really shouldn't exist.
I'm not new to writing but this is my first story here. As such grammar corrections and criticism are welcome.
Anon gets more than he bargained for when he accepts the task of taking care of three frisky fillies seasonal primal desires
An unfortunate speck of the universe named Anon manages to be handed the task of helping three familiar fillies with their early and rather vicious heat cycles after his mouth ultimately runs faster than his brain.
Was Cadance always such a slutty little love expert? Let's find out!
The Cutie Mark Crusaders ask Princess Cadance how she got her cutie mark. They end up getting a lot more information than they expected, which is why her story had to be left out of the episode.
Contains: foalcon, seriously like a lot of foalcon, teasing, massage, borderline seducing of step-parents, voyeurism, threesome, foursome, hands-on matchmaking, too much information for little foals. Tagged as [Alternate Universe] because this ignores some non-show canon about Cadance’s past. Cover art based on 69596 (SFW version; 69595 for NSFW version) by justpony.
Now that Button has learned all about sex, what he needs now is a marefriend. He's too embarrassed to ask his mom about it, though ... so maybe the Cutie Mark Crusaders can help him.
(Reading The Good Moms Club is not necessary to enjoy this story.) Now that Button has learned all about sex, what he needs now is a marefriend. He's too embarrassed to ask his mom, Cream Heart, about it, though ... so maybe the Cutie Mark Crusaders can help him.
But when Misty Breeze showed him ‘how to make fillies happy’, she never went into all the details of explaining pregnancy and how to avoid it. She told him to ask his mom for help finding a marefriend, expecting that his mother would be the best pony to tell him about that ... or not tell him about that, if Cream wanted grandchildren as soon as possible.
That means that by the time Button’s done showing the Crusaders what he learned about making fillies happy, all three of them will be creampied and very, very pregnant. Turns out that Cream’s plan to get grandchildren is going to be far more effective than she planned.
Contains: foalcon, MFFF four-way, creampie, creampie eating, accidental impregnation, loss of virginity Cover art based on 57892 by illuminatiums. 1165323 for NSFW version. This story was suggested by one of my Patreon supporters and voted for by the rest of my Patreon supporters. If you want to help decide which story I do next, you can go to my Patreon and sign up now!
Fluttershy and Discord decide to have a child. May the Gods have mercy on their souls.
Fluttershy has always been a warm, motherly presence in her friends' lives, so filled with kindness, caring, and love. But when she is once again reminded of the one aspect of her life yet missing while on a train ride to Ponyville, the Bearer of Kindness will find herself confronting her Very Special Somepony... or Somedraconequus, with a very special request.
How will Equestria survive the results? And what will the in-laws think!?
Special Thanks to Toriandthehorse for being a great co-admin, a great editor and proofreader, and a great friend.
After their magical growing up, the CMC talk with Spike about what they went through
It was safe to say that the CMC had been through a turbulent time recently, but thankfully they now have a chance to relax and think about what happened. And they won't do so alone, as they're today joined by perhaps the one person in all Equestria who knows exactly what they went through.
Will contain some spoilers for "Growing Up is Hard to Do"
Stark has been subjected to some weird things in the course of his life, ever since he donned the iron mantle. Monsters, aliens and intergalactic tv show hosts are just part of the job when you're a hero. But in the peaceful land of Equestria, he will have to face his greatest challenge yet. For he will have to make a choice...and no matter what he chooses, someone is doomed. But what can you do, when you're only a man?
Iron man will once again be based on my favorites versions combined, so expect EMH and more of the cartoon versions than the comics or movies. Same goes for the villain. Gonna be a bit more light hearted that other stories, so expect Tony to be more funny than cynical (though he will be that).
A human finds himself in Equestria where other humans - turned into one of the various native races - have been living for hundreds of years.
So, you think you know Equestria just because you watch My Little Pony? Well, I can tell you, the show barely scratched the surface. The name's Shirotora, and I'm one of many humans that call Equestria home.
Of course, where most humans find themselves in the form of a pony, griffin, minotaur or some other regular race, I happen to have the form of the servants of an ancient tyrant god that were sealed away along with their master thousands of years ago.
Yeah, that didn't go over very well with Celestia.
This is the story of my adventures in this crazy world of not-so-cartoonish ponies, along side a colorful cast of friends, including a crystal pegasus that can control fire, a dragon-pony that was locked in stone for eight hundred years, a demon blacksmith looking to get contracts with mortals, and the worlds luckiest/unluckiest mare... Oh, and the Mane 6 are in there, too.
Together, we'll figure out why the hell predators are getting more violent, and why more and more monsters are suddenly popping up everywhere.
I just hope it doesn't have anything to do with some ancient, long-banished evil coming back...
It does, doesn't it...
Dammit.
This is a complete reimagining of my first successful story, Chaotic Harmony. While it will share some characters and events with the original, this is going to be an entirely different experience.
To those of you who loved the original, I hope you love this just as much. To those who didn't, I hope you find this an improvement.
Also, to those who have been following Children of Chaos, that story will also be reworked a little as a sequel to this, not the original.
Note: While this is not a true AU, there will be some pretty major deviations from canon. There is no AU tag because all major plot points in canon still happened in this fic, though the details of how they played out may have changed, and most changes could be wedged into the show's canon. There's also a little bit of 'dark', but not too much.
Basically, this was made as if the show was the kid friendly version of what happened.
The Crusaders are asking The Question... and they keep getting the same annoying answer. So in desperation, they go to the expert on the subject... Twilight Sparkle!
A legitimately E-rated story about the birds and the bees... because for ponies, there's nothing to be embarrassed about really. Well... almost nothing...
A father goes to great lengths to find his daughter’s heroes and finds something he wasn't looking for ... friends.
The parallel universe is indispensable to fanfiction, even in stories where it isn’t addressed as fanfiction by it's nature takes a route that deviates from the established universe. It allows for crossovers, mash-ups, what ifs, and all sorts of other fun stories. My story begins in a nexus between universes, with a father who just wants to let his daughters meet their heroes, and finds himself charmed by the inhabitants once they’re no longer just characters to him. With his knowledge he could fundamentally alter everything that happens; but his goal is for things to turn out the way they’re supposed to. But change is inevitable. Change for both him and the girls. Things start light, but there are cracks that show the shadows cast. And secrets are not kept forever. Relevant crossover tags that there aren't options for/I have far too many: Slayers, Dragon Ball Z, Tenchi Muyo, Monster Musume, Dungeons and Dragons, Minecraft, Undertale, Dark Souls -- -- -- -- -- -- *** -- -- -- -- -- A father goes to great lengths to find his daughter’s heroes. And finds himself being drawn into the world. But even the brightest light casts a shadow. And things that could too easily be are seen. Things that demand action. Things that must be confronted. Things that must be destroyed. But not forgotten. So life can move on. But scars never really heal. They remind us of who we were. But with help from your friends you can confront even your past to find hope. However hope and caring can lead you down a dark path. But your friends will fight to see you again, and find their own reward in your smile. Fire will burn all that it touches, ever seeking more fuel for it’s own survival. But with care that fire can be tamed to bring out it’s brightest light. There are times where you can help your friends. And times where they must help themselves. Never forget that those closest to you may be afraid to seek your help, or are unable to ask, or may even demand that you stay away. But no matter what you stand beside them. Because your friends are family you invite into your life.
When a disaster causes Princess Twilight Sparkle to evacuate most of Ponyville, the inhabitants find themselves in a much different place than expected. The people of Kansas are a little surprised about it too.
During an attack on Ponyville in the middle of the Summer Sun Festival, Princess Twilight Sparkle evacuates the town by teleporting the entire population to safety in Manehattan. It turns out that her idea of safety needs some work. As well as her aim. And spelling.
Meanwhile, on a hot summer day outside of Manhattan, Kansas, Jonagold Bruener had a fairly successful life with few complications. Until while out mowing hay, he had a very strange visitor fall from the sky. And then another. And another. And another....
Editors: Tek, TheMaskedFerret, Peter, BluePaladin42, Edward Becerra
Smolder's time at the School of Friendship, and her recent friendship with Spike, gives Twilight a chance to finally get some answers about dragons. Some answers are better received than others.
Dragons are something of an enigma to Equestria. Those who do live within the borders are largely reclusive, either building their hoards or sleeping away the decades. So far as dragons who are active in everyday life in Ponyville go, Smolder represents a 100% increase in the population.
Twilight cannot let this opportunity slip her by. Enough time has passed for it to not be a diplomatic faux pas to sit Smolder down and grill her for much needed details on her species, not only for the sake of science, but for the benefit of the young dragon in her personal care. Naturally, the topic of death comes up.
Twilight handles that about as well as you might expect.
Discussion of death is largely academic and intended to be comedic but I've tagged it teen to be safe. No actual death or scenes of violence are shown so I didn't think the death tag itself was needed. It's also tagged for comedy as that was my intent, but only you can tell me if it's actually funny or not.
When young teen inventor Micro Chip is trying to create a realistic gaming experience, he gets a bit more than he bargained for when he developed an ability known as the Gamer. Now his life is a game and the world is lot stranger than he thought
Micro Chip, an inventor of 15 years old, is trying to create a new and more realistic gaming experience. The device he is working on malfunctions though and he finds himself with a strange ability known simply as the Gamer. Stats, quests, dungeons, equipment, you name it.
This ability might’ve come at the perfect time however as strange things begin happening in town, and Micro will need all the help he can possibly get to develop his Skills if he wants to hold his own against dragons, vampires, and his own teenage boy desires.
...ok that last one might actually be more of a challenge with the Game
Inspired by the Gamer Manhwa (Basically Korean manga)
(for 20 minutes!) 
