A young filly fathered by a human finds growing up as a hybrid isn't without it's trials and tribulations. (RGRE)
In Ponyville, a new and unusual resident moved into town. He went on adventures, made friends, met the love of his life, had children, and lived happily ever after for many years.
This isn't his story, but the story of his firstborn.
Anonymous Junior isn't like most ponies. Her teeth are sharp, her gaze is unnerving, and her gait is predatory. The hot blood of humanity, the blood of her sire, pumps through her veins, and it's apparent to all who look. Even when empowered by such passion, the life of a young filly is still one filled with trials and tribulations.
A re-imagining of Anon Filly as the biological daughter of Anonymous. A Second-Person story starring You as Anonymous Junior Takes place in the Reversed Gender Role Equesria AU Makes use of OCs that I do not own. They belong to their respective creators and my depictions should not be considered accurate.
Anon becomes a deep-tissue massage therapist in Equestria. Like... elbow-deep.
Anon had a normal life of being a massage therapist. And then one day he accidentally opened a portal to Equestria. As the only human in this new land, it would be a shame if his magic fingers went to waste.
So he decides to work as a deep-tissue masseur at the spa with Aloe and Lotus. Ponies from all over Equestria come to work out their problems, stress and kinks. Anon: part-time masseur, full-time therapist.
Now about that happy ending...
A comment-driven episodic story. Each chapter focuses on a different character. After each chapter, YOU, the readers, nominate and vote on who you want to visit Anon for a massage next! Simply comment which character you want to visit, and after (an arbitrary amount of time)the character with the most upvotes will be next! (Duplicate nomination wont have their scores added together.) It can be any creature from MLP, even an OC! If your character doesn't get the most votes, don't despair! You can always nominate them again on the NEXT chapter.
After a spell goes awry, Shining Armor gets more than he bargained for.
After a spell goes awry, Shining Armor's cock gets stuck in Cadance's ass. Mom, Dad, dad jokes, Twilight, Spike, the fire department's rescue squad, and even Nurse Redheart are all unable to separate them.
Disclaimers: contains accidentally-in-public buttsex. Does not contain foalcon or incest.
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I came for the sexy shenanigans. I stayed for the comedy. If anyone in 2020 needs a soul-fulfilling laugh, read this story. —Steel Quill
Life never really goes how we expect. It's a lesson we all learn in time, favorably or not. For Caden, waking up in Equestria is one of many twists his life has taken down an unexpected road. As he tries to unravel how he arrived there, he'll meet others whose lives have also twisted in ways they didn't expect or hope. A journey awaits that features not only new faces but many old and familiar ones from the MLP FiM universe.
Note: There is no Equestria Girls in this universe. That will probably answer a lot of questions ahead of time. :) Also this is....sometime pre S9.
This is a repost of an earlier story. I changed so much, I basically wanted to restart. Didn't have a ton of views anyway. :)
This is my first fanfic! Please, please PLEASE leave constructive criticism. It's the only way I can learn and improve. I hope you all find the story entertaining!
Many many MANY thanks to a dear personal friend for doing the editing on this.
In the blink of an eye, the whole world collapsed in on me. Well, it didn't necessarily collapse. It's different though. Very different. Frighteningly different. I knew that God had a plan for me, I just didn't think it would involve being a pony.
Fillies and colts bring all sorts of things to class for Show and Tell. Diamond Tiara usually shows off expensive stuff, Snails always brings snails, and Nursery Rhyme brings a trichobezoar.
For better or worse, Show and Tell is an educational opportunity for fillies and colts. They find things that interest them or have a good story attached and present them to the class. They answer questions about them . . . and when Nursery Rhyme brings in a trichobezoar, there are lots of questions from the class and a few from Cheerilee, as well.
Still, it’s a learning opportunity for all involved.
It's Saturday night and Anon is all ready for his date. Well, as ready as a man who's invited a tiny pastel equine out for a meal can be anyways. Lets hope everything goes smoothly for the poor guy.
Never having asked a pony, or any non-human out for that matter, on a date; Anon is only slightly nervous. He's done his best go get ready for the night, even going so far as to get a custom outfit for the occasion, but he's still pretty anxious about the whole thing. The hour is upon him, it's too late to back out now, all he can do is pray to whatever horse gods are listening that things go well.
Kinks include: Male on Female, Interspecies, Oral, Vaginal, Squirting, and Creampie
What do you do when you're not sure if you think you're going crazy or the talking equines in a magical land smell like candy? Go to the doctor.
Anon's been in Equestria for about a month and, he's gotta say, things could be worse. The talking pastel ponies are all friendly, he doesn't have to worry about taxes, and he's even started getting in shape while working at the Apple family farm. Yup, everything seems to be going rather well, that is until he notices something rather peculiar about the magical sentient equines. Unsure of what's going on he decides to visit the clinic to get to the root of his curious problem.
Kinks include: Male on Female, Interspecies, Oral, Vaginal, Scent / Musk, Squirting, and Creampie
Nurse Redheart helps a human adjust to living in a world far different from his own.
Jim Pike is a human stuck in a world that was clearly not suited for him. He has to adjust to the gravitational pull of this new planet, which is a bit lighter than what he’s accustomed to. Another problem is that he has no job, no money, and no housing of any kind. Which means somepony has to provide the guy with shelter until he can manage to live on his own.
Hmm...
Well, it’s not like looking after the human would interfere with Nurse Redheart’s personal life too much; she has been living by herself, after all.
Some ponies try to use a banana or cucumber to take care of their more... private needs, when a lover isn't available. Rainbow Dash is determined to push the boundaries of the usual assortment of fruit, much to Scootaloo's horror.
Some ponies try to use a banana or cucumber to take care of their more, well, private needs, when a lover isn't available. Rainbow Dash is determined to push the boundaries of the usual assortment of fruit, much to Scootaloo's horror.
A doctor and her nurse have an intense examination of their human patient
In many cases, medical exams are awkward, uncomfortable, and annoying, not only for the patients but for the staff as well. Today, however, Doctor Redheart and her assistant will find that some are far more pleasant than others.
Warning: This story contains Horse X Human intimacy. Read at your own risk. Or don't, I'm not your mom.
Artist of the pic is Captainbutteredmuffin if anyone wants to know.
Finn has fallen for Nurse Redheart and wants to tell her how he feels. Unfortunately the only way he can spend time with her is by visiting the hospital, so he has to constantly hurt himself just to get a chance to tell her how he feels.
Finn was living a pretty mediocre life in the magical world of Equestria. That is until he went in for his first check up at the local hospital.
It was love at first sight for the poor unsuspecting human once he met the mare of his dreams, Nurse Redheart. She was a beautiful and caring creature that stole his breath away in a simple glance. Ever since that day he couldn't stop thinking about her. He wanted to tell her how he truly felt, but the words would never come out.
All that changes today. Today will be the day he tells Redheart how he feels and he has just the right plan to do it.
Contains:Relationship between human male and pony female. Adorable relationship shenanigans. Foolishly breaking one's own body in the name of love. There will be sex eventually and I will update this once I post that chapter.
Queen Chrysalis likes it when I boop her on the nose. It helps her relax. However, one day, Princess Twilight Sparkle bursts in, thinking that Queen Chrysalis has put a spell on me.
Surely, when I explain to her that I boop her, she'll understand. Right?
Right?
Inspired by a delightful flash game that can be found here.
Featured on August 28th, 2016. This is as unexpected as it is amazing.
Nurse Redheart really deserves a nice romantic date for such a special occasion. Too bad things aren't quite as perfect as planned.
Nice clothes? Check. Bouquet? Check. Prettiest little nurse girlfriend of all time? Double check!
All that needs to happen now is for this big romantic surprise date plan to go off without a hitch. She'll be swept off her feet by dinner at a fancy restaurant, feel as special as she deserves to, and know that she is loved beyond a shadow of a doubt. It'll truly be a special night. Well, assuming nothing goes wrong, but why would it? No, of course not! Everything is definitely going to go perfectly according to plan.
Amazing art by Ezoisum, who you should go check out. Will take down if requested.
Berry Punch is fine with waiting for a while. After all, isn't that what hospital waiting rooms are for? It's not as if she's used to it by now or anything...
Berry Punch is fine with waiting for a while. After all, isn't that what hospital waiting rooms are for? It's not as if she's used to it by now or anything. Ponies come in, ponies go back, ponies leave. It's a regular cycle, and the sounds and sights are familiar. Usually she's here for a different reason, but today?
No, there's something she has to do.
First she just has to wait a bit and sort out her thoughts. Maybe then she'll know the right thing to do.
Warning:This is not a comedy. Also, this is a follow up to the Berry Punch characterized in When You Least Expect It, and contains the name Anon. Please be aware of this before you read.
Fluttershy has tried being patient and she's tried the cute routine. But a mare has needs. She wants in your pants. And pony logic dictates that finding your fetish is the way to do it.
A collection of short stories about fetish guesses.
Nurse Redheart laments about the medical issues of some of Equestria's most well known ponies.
Let me give this to you straight. I'm a doctor. My title says 'Nurse', but I'm a doctor. I deal with sick and injured ponies daily, and give both treatment and advice to them with trust and confidence. That includes a certain six friends and their own medical needs.
If the rest of Equestria actually knew that disaster was one missed pill away, I don't think 'riots in the streets' would be sufficient to cover it. But I'm bound by Doctor/Patient Confidentiality, so I guess I'm the thin red line between civilization, and eternal enslavement by some horror from beyond.
That eternal enslavement thing sounds better every day, mind you.
*Cover image original artwork credited to mysticalpha
