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EThe Bearers of Harmony What???

Likes: 457 Dislikes: 29

on Fimfiction, by Rainbowfan45

MLP: FiMComedyRandomCelestiaMain 6

The Main 6 did something really stupid. Really, really stupid. Now they're in trouble.

After a long night of drinking leads to massive mayhem, the Element bearers must face Celestia and confess...because they need her help fix something that shouldn't have happened. Ever.

Question is...will they live through their chat with her?

And what will she do to them when they're done?

TThe Boopening

Likes: 122 Dislikes: 12

on Fimfiction, by headless_rainbow

MLP: FiMNon-conComedyRandomTragedyFluttershyTwilightRainbow DashSpitfireFleetfoot

Totally not an April Fools story. Non consensual nose-booping is serious business.

Fluttershy is betrayed by one she trusted the most, violated in a heinous act of non-consensual nose-booping. Enough edginess to cut a bitch ensues. Clearly the most horrifying story I have ever written; I can only pray it doesn't get me banned forever.

Contains: non-consensual belly rubs, non-consensual booping, non-consensual brushie brushie, non-consensual cuddling, paper-thin disguises, hood autism, ruined for marriage, edgy enough to cut a bitch, pregnancy does not work that way, law does not work that way, nothing works that way and I have no idea what's going on, april fools/foals

See my subscribestar for early access to fics and to help pay my bills so I can write more.

TThe Brony International Guard

Likes: 1632 Dislikes: 59

on Fimfiction, by psychicscubadiver

MLP: FiMComedyRandomHumanTwilight

Twilight can't understand why this group of strange creatures is offering to follow and serve her.

Twilight is an intelligent mare, and always has something to say. But when a group of bizarre creatures shows up at her library offering life long service and devotion, for once she's at a loss for words. Which is too bad, because she'd really love to ask: what's a human and why are they so weird?

Story Image by: Megan Lara

TThe Child In Me

Likes: 1995 Dislikes: 138

on Fimfiction, by Zamairiac

MLP: FiMDarkComedyRandomHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightCelestiaLunaFleur de LisCadance

A young man wakes up in Equestria as a very adorable Alicorn colt, gets forcibly adopted by Luna, and tries to find his way home.

Dark Tag is for Black Comedy and slightly morbid situations!

A young man by the name of Oliver Leaf finds himself trapped in another world...as a young colt. A young Alicorn colt.

As if this wasn't bad enough, he's got a terrifying enthusiastic blue one trying to mother him, a pink one competing to do the same, and a white one who does nothing except watch on in amusement.

Add all of this on top of the other personalities that keep trying to take control of his body, and it's little wonder why he keeps trying to run away. Especially when not all of them are quite as innocent as he would like.

This story is very similar when compared with To Run From The Sun, if only because of its short chapters and OOC ponies.

Rated Teen for suggestive scenes and the occasional bit of colorful language.

Cover art done by the wonderful Shadow Bolt.

Tis just a bit of fun, enjoy :D

[img]http://oi57.tinypic.com/jhtqhz.jpg[/img]

MThe Coitus Contract

Likes: 401 Dislikes: 19

on Fimfiction, by Some Leech

MLP: FiMSexFetishRandomPornHumanTwilightAnon

Twilight calls on Anon for a very specific favor and, wouldn't you know it, it's not something he was really expecting...

Anon would give Twilight Sparkle the shirt off his back - if she wore clothing, that is. Ever since he arrived in Equestria, she's done everything in her power to help him out and make him comfortable. After the Princess of Friendship shares a drink with the man, she opens up and asks him for something very specific...

Kinks Include: Female on Male, Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Estrus (Heat), a Particularly Lusty Mare, Implied Impregnation, Very Vocal Sex, and a Creampie

Artwork and accompanying animation by Hatter's Lye
You can find the animation on his patreon. Wubcake did the voice work.

If you want to help support me, I have a Tip-Jar/Patreon HERE

MThe Crack in the Door

Likes: 159 Dislikes: 10

on Fimfiction, by thathornypony

MLP: FiMSexRandomSlice of LifePornSpikeStarlight Glimmer

Starlight Glimmer catches Spike watching her masturbate, so she decides to teach him a lesson. Facesitting ensues

TThe Cuddle Sickness

Likes: 272 Dislikes: 5

on Fimfiction, by CategoricalGrant

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeCelestiaLunaOCRoyal Guard

Princess Celestia is stricken with a terrible illness that causes her to violently cuddle anypony she can get her hooves on.

A startling situation arises when Princess Celestia begins acting crazily and violently cuddling the ponies around her. Fearing the breakdown of the government, Princess Luna and one of Canterlot's most unfortunate doctors hatch a plan to cure her by letting her cuddle the daylights out of a Royal Guard.

Cover art is by magister39.

EDIT: #2 featured on 6/17!

MThe Cutie Mark Crusaders get Feather Banged

Likes: 156 Dislikes: 15

on Fimfiction, by Holocron

MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomAlt. UniverseOtherCMCs

The CMC decide to help out a shy Feather Bang with his mare problem.

After helping Big Mac find his Special Somepony, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo are asked by the surprisingly shy Feather Bang to help him with talking to other ponies; specifically mares. True to their word, the Crusaders decide to help out the shy stallion, but Feather quickly learns their way of helping might be far different than he had in mind.

A clop ending to "Hard to Say Anything".

The Requester wishes to remain Anonymous.

TThe Daily Life of Equestria's Psychopath

Likes: 212 Dislikes: 21

on Fimfiction, by the legendary ass eater

MLP: FiMSexGoreNarcoticsViolenceProfanityDarkComedySlice of LifeAlt. UniverseTwilightOtherMain 6CMCsAnon

I remember being a young adult male human once. Nowadays I'm a female pony who now has to retake school because SOMEPONY couldn't perform a spell correctly. I might as well try to make some good out of this situation and see what chaos I can cause!

Y'know, I was once an average guy. A completely normal male human being. Sure I had my oddities but who doesn't, right? Then I woke up in Equestria after one too many shots of whiskey at 3AM whilst watching some random ass anime.

Now that in itself sounds fucking weird but that's not even the full story. Somehow good old reliable purple smart managed to not only change my species and my gender but also my age. Now I'm stuck with a lavender coated princess who has become my 'caretaker' and I'm being forced to go to school!

I still can't believe this isn't some crazy drug trip. Well, whatever - if this is a drug trip then I'm gonna make sure this will be the best drug trip of my life. So take a look into my new personal life and prepare to see the horrors that I'll bring to this hippy horse land.

[Sex Tag for references and innuendos - there will be no clop.]

MThe Everlasting, Everloving Sun

Likes: 493 Dislikes: 18

on Fimfiction, by little big pony

MLP: FiMSexRandomPornHumanCelestia

Celestia enjoys a night of intimacy with her lover

Love is a strange thing, both equally wondrous and terrifying. During a night of passion with her "stallion" Celestia savors all of the emotions, thoughts, and experiences that it brings



Artist is colon-clockworkquartet

TThe Faculty Hotness Ranking

Likes: 883 Dislikes: 37

on Fimfiction, by CategoricalGrant

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeTwilightOtherStarlight GlimmerGallusSandbar

Gallus and Sandbar are called to the Counselor's office to answer for a 'special list' found in their dorm room.

"'Colts will be Colts' is not a sentiment that applies here at my Friendship School!

Times have changed. Kids or not, everyone, students of friendship included, have to answer for these sorts of disrespectful displays. Now, all of you, down to Counselor Glimmer's office, immediately! I'm going to have a long chat with her about what to do with you all!"

EDIT: Featured #2 same day, 3/21/19! Thanks!
EDIT: #1 same day! YEET- thanks all!
EDIT: Now with an AUDIO READING by Skijarama!

TThe First Death Of Twilight Sparkle

Likes: 1383 Dislikes: 26

on Fimfiction, by naturalbornderpy

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeTwilightCelestiaLunaCadanceShining Armor

It's official. Twilight Sparkle is dead. Better luck next time, I guess.

It's official. Twilight Sparkle is dead.

Better luck next time, I guess.

MThe Fuck Word

Likes: 517 Dislikes: 22

on Fimfiction, by 2Merr

MLP: FiMSexProfanityComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanFluttershyApplejackApple BloomOtherAnon

Anon is tired of hearing the word “buck,” so he takes it upon himself to teach some foals the correct word to use. It gets out of hand very quickly.

Anon is tired of hearing the word “buck” when there’s a perfectly serviceable swear word going unused. He takes it upon himself to try teaching some foals the correct word. He fucks up.

(rated M so I can use profanity in the title/description)

EThe Great and Deathless Trixie

Likes: 1890 Dislikes: 19

on Fimfiction, by Bok

MLP: FiMDarkComedyRandomTrixieStarlight Glimmer

Trixie's line of work is dangerous. But she's a careful showpony, and that's why she's only died a few dozen times in her career. She thinks this is normal.

Trixie's line of work is dangerous. But she's a careful showpony, and that's why she's only died a few dozen times in her career.


She thinks this is normal.

TThe Great, the Powerful, and the Magnificent

Likes: 223 Dislikes: 3

on Fimfiction, by TodayIWriteFanfics

MLP: FiMSexComedyDramaRandomSlice of LifeTrixieOther

Batsy Fluffentuft meets Trixie Lulamoon. Ego contests ensue.

Batsy Fluffentuft makes her daring escape. A certain street performer catches her eye. Possibly the only pony in Equestria with an ego to rival her own...

Naturally, a contest is in order. Will Batsy's ego survive?
Probably not.

"Sex" tag for dirty humour. Just to be safe.

Written for ocalhoun's 250k contest!

TThe Impossible Task

on Fimfiction, by Silver Shadows

MLP: FiMComedyDramaRandomTwilightRainbow DashPinkie

Twilight's ego grew as time went on. Rainbow thought of an impossible task that nopony could do and without telling her the task, she gives an offer. Twilight accepts and needs to do the impossible task. She tries but will it completely change life?

Twilight was very skilled in magic and adequate in other places. The one thing she was amazing at was solving problems. One example would be Winter Wrap Up. She always thought that a list and following through it was the answer to everything. Rainbow Dash promised that she knew something that Twilight would not be able to fix with a list or following through it. Nopony could.
Twilight had scoffed and said that she would be able to do it if there was a list. Rainbow finally sets the rules. If Twilight manages to finish the task, Rainbow would not prank her for a month. If Twilight wasn't able to do it, then Twilight was not allowed to read for two weeks. Was Twilight up for Rainbow's impossible task or will the task completely change? Only one way to find out...

Warnings: There will be some language in the story

TThe Joy of "Potions"

Likes: 463 Dislikes: 12

on Fimfiction, by AutoPony

MLP: FiMNarcoticsComedyRandomHumanCelestiaLunaOther

Labels exist for a reason. One would expect two rulers of a nation to understand that.

Since finding a portal that connects their castle to the home of a human named John, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna spend their free time exploring John's home and discovering exciting new things. But they tend to leave their diligence in the details at home. After all, it's a vacation, what could go wrong?

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I don't know why I wrote this. I'm sorry. Not sorry.

#1 FEATURED 9/23/18 - 9/25/18 Thank you, everyone!

TThe Line Between Fire and Light

Likes: 55 Dislikes: 10

on Fimfiction, by Stolenalicorn

Star TrekMLP: FiMMass EffectViolenceDeathProfanityRandomAnthologyCrossoverHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaOCMain 6CMCs

A father goes to great lengths to find his daughter’s heroes and finds something he wasn't looking for ... friends.

The parallel universe is indispensable to fanfiction, even in stories where it isn’t addressed as fanfiction by it's nature takes a route that deviates from the established universe.
It allows for crossovers, mash-ups, what ifs, and all sorts of other fun stories.
My story begins in a nexus between universes, with a father who just wants to let his daughters meet their heroes, and finds himself charmed by the inhabitants once they’re no longer just characters to him.
With his knowledge he could fundamentally alter everything that happens; but his goal is for things to turn out the way they’re supposed to. But change is inevitable. Change for both him and the girls.
Things start light, but there are cracks that show the shadows cast. And secrets are not kept forever.
Relevant crossover tags that there aren't options for/I have far too many: Slayers, Dragon Ball Z, Tenchi Muyo, Monster Musume, Dungeons and Dragons, Minecraft, Undertale, Dark Souls
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A father goes to great lengths to find his daughter’s heroes. And finds himself being drawn into the world.
But even the brightest light casts a shadow. And things that could too easily be are seen. Things that demand action. Things that must be confronted. Things that must be destroyed.
But not forgotten. So life can move on.
But scars never really heal. They remind us of who we were. But with help from your friends you can confront even your past to find hope.
However hope and caring can lead you down a dark path. But your friends will fight to see you again, and find their own reward in your smile.
Fire will burn all that it touches, ever seeking more fuel for it’s own survival. But with care that fire can be tamed to bring out it’s brightest light.
There are times where you can help your friends. And times where they must help themselves.
Never forget that those closest to you may be afraid to seek your help, or are unable to ask, or may even demand that you stay away.
But no matter what you stand beside them.
Because your friends are family you invite into your life.

MThe Looking Glass

Likes: 1658 Dislikes: 98

on Fimfiction, by Twidashforever

MLP: FiMSexRomanceAdventureComedyRandomHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightRainbow Dash

Accidents happen even to the best of us, after all, that's why they're called accidents. Yet they can change your life in ways you've never imagined.

Twilight has an idea, she wants to improve the efficacy of Celestia's portal to the other world. Ensuring that it will last regardless of the number of times she uses it.

Yet as the old saying goes: if it's not broke don't fix it. After getting pulled into a whole new world Twilight and Rainbow Dash are in for a surprise when they meet another version of themselves; a version which will open their eyes to new possibilities that go far beyond what friendship is capable of.

Thanks to ScratchnTavi for helping to co-write this with me, and thanks to Alcher Shinz, Ladrian, Lunatone, DeputyDuck215, nobodywaseverhere, Lord-razor, and NikolaXerdav for help with ideas and edits!

Thanks to everyone that's helped out, it wouldn't be half as good without your assistance.

Cover art by Captainpudgemuffin <-- if you haven't already, check out his stuff!

TThe Many Deaths of Twilight Sparkle

Likes: 488 Dislikes: 10

on Fimfiction, by Jinzou

MLP: FiMDeathDarkComedyRandomTwilightStarlight Glimmer

A story in which Twilight Sparkle proceeds to die. Several times. For science.

A story in which Twilight Sparkle proceeds to die.

Several times.

For science.


Featured July 1st, 2020!


StraightToThePointStudio did a reading. Check it out here!

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