MLP: FiMComedyRandomCelestiaMain 6
After a long night of drinking leads to massive mayhem, the Element bearers must face Celestia and confess...because they need her help fix something that shouldn't have happened. Ever.
Question is...will they live through their chat with her?
And what will she do to them when they're done?
MLP: FiMNon-conComedyRandomTragedyFluttershyTwilightRainbow DashSpitfireFleetfoot
Totally not an April Fools story. Non consensual nose-booping is serious business.
Fluttershy is betrayed by one she trusted the most, violated in a heinous act of non-consensual nose-booping. Enough edginess to cut a bitch ensues. Clearly the most horrifying story I have ever written; I can only pray it doesn't get me banned forever.
Contains: non-consensual belly rubs, non-consensual booping, non-consensual brushie brushie, non-consensual cuddling, paper-thin disguises, hood autism, ruined for marriage, edgy enough to cut a bitch, pregnancy does not work that way, law does not work that way, nothing works that way and I have no idea what's going on, april fools/foals
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MLP: FiMComedyRandomHumanTwilight
Twilight is an intelligent mare, and always has something to say. But when a group of bizarre creatures shows up at her library offering life long service and devotion, for once she's at a loss for words. Which is too bad, because she'd really love to ask: what's a human and why are they so weird?
Story Image by: Megan Lara
MLP: FiMDarkComedyRandomHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightCelestiaLunaFleur de LisCadance
Dark Tag is for Black Comedy and slightly morbid situations!
A young man by the name of Oliver Leaf finds himself trapped in another world...as a young colt. A young Alicorn colt.
As if this wasn't bad enough, he's got a terrifying enthusiastic blue one trying to mother him, a pink one competing to do the same, and a white one who does nothing except watch on in amusement.
Add all of this on top of the other personalities that keep trying to take control of his body, and it's little wonder why he keeps trying to run away. Especially when not all of them are quite as innocent as he would like.
This story is very similar when compared with To Run From The Sun, if only because of its short chapters and OOC ponies.
Rated Teen for suggestive scenes and the occasional bit of colorful language.
Cover art done by the wonderful Shadow Bolt.
Tis just a bit of fun, enjoy :D
MLP: FiMSexFetishRandomPornHumanTwilightAnon
Anon would give Twilight Sparkle the shirt off his back - if she wore clothing, that is. Ever since he arrived in Equestria, she's done everything in her power to help him out and make him comfortable. After the Princess of Friendship shares a drink with the man, she opens up and asks him for something very specific...
Kinks Include: Female on Male, Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Estrus (Heat), a Particularly Lusty Mare, Implied Impregnation, Very Vocal Sex, and a Creampie
Artwork and accompanying animation by Hatter's Lye
You can find the animation on his patreon. Wubcake did the voice work.
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MLP: FiMSexRandomSlice of LifePornSpikeStarlight Glimmer
Starlight Glimmer catches Spike watching her masturbate, so she decides to teach him a lesson. Facesitting ensues
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeCelestiaLunaOCRoyal Guard
A startling situation arises when Princess Celestia begins acting crazily and violently cuddling the ponies around her. Fearing the breakdown of the government, Princess Luna and one of Canterlot's most unfortunate doctors hatch a plan to cure her by letting her cuddle the daylights out of a Royal Guard.
EDIT: #2 featured on 6/17!
MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomAlt. UniverseOtherCMCs
After helping Big Mac find his Special Somepony, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo are asked by the surprisingly shy Feather Bang to help him with talking to other ponies; specifically mares. True to their word, the Crusaders decide to help out the shy stallion, but Feather quickly learns their way of helping might be far different than he had in mind.
A clop ending to "Hard to Say Anything".
The Requester wishes to remain Anonymous.
MLP: FiMSexGoreNarcoticsViolenceProfanityDarkComedySlice of LifeAlt. UniverseTwilightOtherMain 6CMCsAnon
Y'know, I was once an average guy. A completely normal male human being. Sure I had my oddities but who doesn't, right? Then I woke up in Equestria after one too many shots of whiskey at 3AM whilst watching some random ass anime.
Now that in itself sounds fucking weird but that's not even the full story. Somehow good old reliable purple smart managed to not only change my species and my gender but also my age. Now I'm stuck with a lavender coated princess who has become my 'caretaker' and I'm being forced to go to school!
I still can't believe this isn't some crazy drug trip. Well, whatever - if this is a drug trip then I'm gonna make sure this will be the best drug trip of my life. So take a look into my new personal life and prepare to see the horrors that I'll bring to this hippy horse land.
[Sex Tag for references and innuendos - there will be no clop.]
MLP: FiMSexRandomPornHumanCelestia
Love is a strange thing, both equally wondrous and terrifying. During a night of passion with her "stallion" Celestia savors all of the emotions, thoughts, and experiences that it brings
Artist is colon-clockworkquartet
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeTwilightOtherStarlight GlimmerGallusSandbar
"'Colts will be Colts' is not a sentiment that applies here at my Friendship School!
Times have changed. Kids or not, everyone, students of friendship included, have to answer for these sorts of disrespectful displays. Now, all of you, down to Counselor Glimmer's office, immediately! I'm going to have a long chat with her about what to do with you all!"
EDIT: Featured #2 same day, 3/21/19! Thanks!
EDIT: #1 same day! YEET- thanks all!
EDIT: Now with an AUDIO READING by Skijarama!
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeTwilightCelestiaLunaCadanceShining Armor
It's official. Twilight Sparkle is dead.
Better luck next time, I guess.
MLP: FiMSexProfanityComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanFluttershyApplejackApple BloomOtherAnon
Anon is tired of hearing the word “buck” when there’s a perfectly serviceable swear word going unused. He takes it upon himself to try teaching some foals the correct word. He fucks up.
(rated M so I can use profanity in the title/description)
MLP: FiMDarkComedyRandomTrixieStarlight Glimmer
Trixie's line of work is dangerous. But she's a careful showpony, and that's why she's only died a few dozen times in her career.
She thinks this is normal.
MLP: FiMSexComedyDramaRandomSlice of LifeTrixieOther
Batsy Fluffentuft makes her daring escape. A certain street performer catches her eye. Possibly the only pony in Equestria with an ego to rival her own...
Naturally, a contest is in order. Will Batsy's ego survive?
Probably not.
"Sex" tag for dirty humour. Just to be safe.
Written for ocalhoun's 250k contest!
MLP: FiMComedyDramaRandomTwilightRainbow DashPinkie
Twilight was very skilled in magic and adequate in other places. The one thing she was amazing at was solving problems. One example would be Winter Wrap Up. She always thought that a list and following through it was the answer to everything. Rainbow Dash promised that she knew something that Twilight would not be able to fix with a list or following through it. Nopony could.
Twilight had scoffed and said that she would be able to do it if there was a list. Rainbow finally sets the rules. If Twilight manages to finish the task, Rainbow would not prank her for a month. If Twilight wasn't able to do it, then Twilight was not allowed to read for two weeks. Was Twilight up for Rainbow's impossible task or will the task completely change? Only one way to find out...
Warnings: There will be some language in the story
MLP: FiMNarcoticsComedyRandomHumanCelestiaLunaOther
Since finding a portal that connects their castle to the home of a human named John, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna spend their free time exploring John's home and discovering exciting new things. But they tend to leave their diligence in the details at home. After all, it's a vacation, what could go wrong?
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I don't know why I wrote this. I'm sorry. Not sorry.
#1 FEATURED 9/23/18 - 9/25/18 Thank you, everyone!
Star TrekMLP: FiMMass EffectViolenceDeathProfanityRandomAnthologyCrossoverHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaOCMain 6CMCs
The parallel universe is indispensable to fanfiction, even in stories where it isn’t addressed as fanfiction by it's nature takes a route that deviates from the established universe.
It allows for crossovers, mash-ups, what ifs, and all sorts of other fun stories.
My story begins in a nexus between universes, with a father who just wants to let his daughters meet their heroes, and finds himself charmed by the inhabitants once they’re no longer just characters to him.
With his knowledge he could fundamentally alter everything that happens; but his goal is for things to turn out the way they’re supposed to. But change is inevitable. Change for both him and the girls.
Things start light, but there are cracks that show the shadows cast. And secrets are not kept forever.
Relevant crossover tags that there aren't options for/I have far too many: Slayers, Dragon Ball Z, Tenchi Muyo, Monster Musume, Dungeons and Dragons, Minecraft, Undertale, Dark Souls
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A father goes to great lengths to find his daughter’s heroes. And finds himself being drawn into the world.
But even the brightest light casts a shadow. And things that could too easily be are seen. Things that demand action. Things that must be confronted. Things that must be destroyed.
But not forgotten. So life can move on.
But scars never really heal. They remind us of who we were. But with help from your friends you can confront even your past to find hope.
However hope and caring can lead you down a dark path. But your friends will fight to see you again, and find their own reward in your smile.
Fire will burn all that it touches, ever seeking more fuel for it’s own survival. But with care that fire can be tamed to bring out it’s brightest light.
There are times where you can help your friends. And times where they must help themselves.
Never forget that those closest to you may be afraid to seek your help, or are unable to ask, or may even demand that you stay away.
But no matter what you stand beside them.
Because your friends are family you invite into your life.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceAdventureComedyRandomHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightRainbow Dash
Twilight has an idea, she wants to improve the efficacy of Celestia's portal to the other world. Ensuring that it will last regardless of the number of times she uses it.
Yet as the old saying goes: if it's not broke don't fix it. After getting pulled into a whole new world Twilight and Rainbow Dash are in for a surprise when they meet another version of themselves; a version which will open their eyes to new possibilities that go far beyond what friendship is capable of.
Thanks to ScratchnTavi for helping to co-write this with me, and thanks to Alcher Shinz, Ladrian, Lunatone, DeputyDuck215, nobodywaseverhere, Lord-razor, and NikolaXerdav for help with ideas and edits!
Thanks to everyone that's helped out, it wouldn't be half as good without your assistance.
Cover art by Captainpudgemuffin <-- if you haven't already, check out his stuff!
MLP: FiMDeathDarkComedyRandomTwilightStarlight Glimmer
A story in which Twilight Sparkle proceeds to die.
Several times.
For science.
Featured July 1st, 2020!
StraightToThePointStudio did a reading. Check it out here!