Here you are, locked up in jail. Awaiting trial for something you didn't even do! Well you KINDA did do her, but she begged you. Now, you can only hope you get the chance to explain yourself to the Princesses. And hopefully come out with your dignity
It's been a few days since all the stuff went down with the Changelings. They were gone now, order had been restored, and Shining Armor and Princess Cadence finally got married! Though, you didn't get to attend as you had a date with a dusty old jail cell. Celestia; after finding out from the snitch (Twilight) that you and Cadence had done the couples tango; had you locked in the Canterlot jails while they attempted to set up a trial. You heard the little purple horse said you forced yourself upon her former foalsitter.
Though, that could be any FURTHER from the truth. You can only hope you get the chance to speak your story, defend yourself against these outrageous claims. And get though this unscathed, and unfucked... Though, you've got a feeling that's not gonna happen....
Tags: Adultery, Blowjob, Cum in mouth/cum swallowing, Vaginal, Femgasm, Femcum (a little), Anal, Anal creampie, Getting Caught. Falling in love with a sex crazed horse!
Thank you all so much for taking the time to read this story! Reading the first story is not really necessary, but it will explain what happened before this one. Check it out here! I put a lot of work into this, and I hope it shows! If you enjoyed, I have a few other stories that you might also enjoy.
Special thanks as always to my fantastic editor, who helps clean up my mistakes! BlazingMoon!
Featured on 07/30/2018 - 08/02/2018. Thank you all so much! EDIT: Got to the top spot only 10 hours after it was posted. It's been up there for two days now?!
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I know that the spelling of Cadence might be considered "wrong." But this is the spelling I'm going with. Love it or hate it, if it affects the story that much... I dunno what to tell you.
A middle aged human ends up in Equestria dropped in the middle of nowhere. He wanders into town and quickly discovers pony folk are kind folk. Maybe there's a life to be made here.
A human in his mid thirties that makes his living off of online video games that he designed and by writing about ponies. When he gets his chance to go anywhere he wants, he opts to visit Equestria, despite more sane options being available.
Behold as our author-turned-protagonist deals with the dangers of Equestria as he attempts to make a new place for himself without looking too much like an ass. He will encounter faces he knows from before, and some that are not as they seem. Will he survive a convention traveling at the side of his new friends? Will he get his fill of Equestrian life and want to go home?
The Anomaly was a star in the Equestrian night sky that was unlike all the others in the heavens. Advances in science and magic had only deepened the mystery. Finally it was decided to send a starship to learn what they could. This is their story.
Advances in science and magic had detected the Anomaly – a star in the heavens that was unlike all the others in the night sky. Intense research had only served to deepen the mystery. Although Equus had a vibrant space program, going forty-two light years to investigate had been considered impossible until now. The Cosmic Lotus program was born, and over a hundred crew-members of multiple species were sent into the void to discover the unknown. After a journey of years, what they would find would both amaze and terrify them.
Discord makes a deal with an anonymous human. The human gets to live a good life in Equestria. And Discord? he gets to have a son of his own. Of course, his only reason is to impress Fluttershy and annoy Twilight.
Wanting to impress his best friend and bolster his own reputation. Discord takes a human from earth and changes him into a colt. But not just any human, a human who knows about the show itself. Thus begins a symbiotic relationship where Anon gets to experience life in Equestria as a young child while Discord can use him for his own plans. Of course, the information of Anon's origins are to remain a secret. And this of course, along with Anon being quite the manchild, creates all sorts of hi-jinks for both him and those around him. Though, considering his adoptive father is Discord. Chaos is all part of the course.
The story is mostly slice of life. Especially at the beginning. But as it goes on, things become more chaotic and life tumbles down into chaos for our good Anon. Everything from dealing with the queen of the changelings to even getting his own chance at soviet Glimmer. All that and more in this story.
This is a reformatted version (reformatted by ShobieShy) of the greentexted "Dadonequus Discord" written during mid season 5 by myself.
Cover Art by "Bunny". made specifically for the story
A look into changeling and pony culture as changelings attempt to integrate and make peace with Equestria.
"I asked a changeling once why they would think peace with Equestria was possible. Their response was the title to this book. I had asked a question on politics and gotten a calculus equation in response. Changelings are odd like that sometimes. They see things differently than the rest of us. I ended up pondering his response for a long time and even dusted off my old calculus books to look for an answer. One day it just clicked in my head what he was trying to say.
Changelings are capable of change.
It was a somewhat redundant answer, and it was a really bizarre way to give it, but I understood what he meant. Changelings, just like ponies, are capable of both good and bad, We could make peace with them, and help them learn to better themselves. That was what the changelings wanted, and ponies everywhere were fighting it. It is for that reason I began creating this book. Within this tome you will find a collection of essays, more like candid stories really, directly from Princess Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship, and Prince Morpheus, leader of the Changeling Hive. These reports detail their lives from the day negotiations began. That is the day the Prince himself began living in Ponyville, and it comes with the story of how he and the little town came to adapt to each other as negotiations were occurring. It is my hope seeing their story will show anypony reading this there is no reason to distrust the changelings so, and, perhaps, it will give you insight into the strange little changelings as well. They truly want peace, and, despite the treaties being signed, we can only truly give it to them when we let go of our distrust."
-Changing Times, Author of dC/dt ≠ 0
Cover Image by Void Heart who's work is awesome. Currently Editted by: Dreams of Ponies, zimmerwald1915, reprovedhawk, Malefactory Previously Edited by: Twilight_Scratch, Zeta040, StainlessKey, Flink
What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
Doom and Gloom while things go Boom in . . . Equestria?
An accident in the lab sends our favorite boy genius to Equestria, as a pony. What will he do and how will he get back? The answer: Science! (Cover Art Updated!) New FAQ! and TV Tropes! Planned Phrases from Dexter: “Pinkie Pie! Don’t push that Button!” /to Pinkie “Please, Magic is the word simpletons and the ignorant use to describe what they cannot understand.”/ to Twilight “No, I didn't strap a rocket to you. I strapped you to a rocket.” /to Rainbow Dash “Friends? Who needs friends?”
Dexter is a boy super-genius with a disdain for anything girlish and no desire for friendship. After an mishap in his lab, he gets stuck in Equestria. How will he cope with the over-friendly ponies, and the girlish everything? For any who do not know Dexter's Lab: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dexter's_Laboratory [RIP Christine Cavanaugh: 8/16/63-12/22/2014] - Dexter's Original Voice Actress
It's not every day a pony asks for sex in the middle of battle, especially one this cute.
Doomie, like most of his brothers, hasn't eaten in a while. So, when a random pink pony asks for him to "do her" and intercourse love is the tastiest kind of love out there, and the pony herself looks pretty pretty: How could he refuse?
Author's diary: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR diary. There is not enough Doomie pie fanfics out there....That is all.
Pardon me, sir or madam, but do you have a moment or two to discuss the benefits of sharing love with your neighborhood representative of the Changeling Empire?
I blame Vdrake77 and his server for enabling this.
Now with a reading by Illya Leonov! Thanks both to him for the full reading and supplying Silver Spinner's voice, and to Goombasa for serving as a wonderful Diplurida!
Human civilization ended on May 23, 2015, when everyone on earth became a pony. This is the story of how they lived, how they died, and what they achieved.
On May 23, 2015, the world ended. It wasn't violent, it wasn't bloody, and it wasn't even very dramatic. The entire population of the planet vanished. But they didn't stay gone; almost at once refugees started trickling back. Unfortunately for them, they didn't come back with their humanity intact.
Instead of a single species, the earth is now populated with Ponies, griffons, dragons, minotaurs, and even stranger creatures. What will the remnants of humanity make with their world? Will they remember human achievements, or slip back into primitive ignorance? Learn from our mistakes, or repeat them over and over?
People haven't really changed, only their bodies have. The world now comes with new threats, supernatural as well as mundane. Demons lurk beneath the sea, while strange spirits whisper promises in dreams. Empires rise, dictators control, and ponies have nowhere to turn for help. Nowhere except themselves, and old-fashioned hard work.
This story is effectively an anthology of episodes, each of which will focus on a different time period and different perspective characters.
Latest in the Last Pony on Earth series. If you haven't read that story, start there. This one won't really make much sense otherwise.
Editing provided by Two Bit and Sparktail. Art by the fantastic Zutcha.
Welcome to Ember's, Canterlot's most exclusive brothel. Ember is a changeling who can offer her clients any fantasy, no matter how strange. Yet fantasy is not all that she offers, she also offers help and healing to ponies in need.
Welcome to Ember's, Canterlot's most exclusive brothel. Only one "girl" works there, but Ember is a changeling, and can offer the fulfillment of almost any fantasy, no matter how wild. That is not all that Ember offers, however. She dislikes the taste of negative emotions, and does all she can to help her clients overcome these feelings. With years of experience with ponies of every type, Ember knows just what ponies need, even when they themselves aren't always so sure.
(Comments may contain spoilers. Chapter guide also contains spoilers.)
Chapter guide: (This guide explains the "issue" that Ember helps a client with in each chapter.)
First time Fears. Fear of being unable to please a partner due to lack of experience. Fantasy. Worry that rough sex and/or rape fantasies are sick and wrong. A Pearl of Desire. Feeling unattractive and unlovable due to age/not meeting beauty standards. What You've been Missing. Being asexual/wanting to wait for sex, but feeling that the lack of desire is something "wrong" Having it Both Ways. A stallion who fantasizes about cock and feels that it's not normal. Far From the Sun 1. Shame about wildly kinky fantasies, and unwillingness to entirely let go and relax. Far From the Sun 2. Feeling that because everything else in one's life is happy, it's therefore wrong to be miserable because you're not getting sexually fulfilled. Contrast. Shame over small penis size/struggles with the practicality of large penis size. A Bountiful Harvest. A pony is curious about the kind of play where you need a safe word. (Commissioned story) In The Beginning. Ember wasn't always a confident fixer of pony's problems. Long ago, when the changeling invasion left her stranded in Canterlot, she had some unique problems of her own. Gray: A young Ember helps one of her first clients with his self-esteem. (Commissioned story) A Bountiful Harvest part 2: Harvest Moon returns to relax and indulge his kink. (Commissioned story) The Mirror's Lie: A transgender stallion has difficulty with dysphoria during sex. The Little Things: A big stallion has a fantasy for even bigger mares. (Commissioned story) Condescension: What happens when Ember gets a customer even she isn't willing to help. (Hint, she has hot sex with her love instead.) It's Not Unusual: A non-neurotypical pony is just as welcome as any other customer, with or without a few small, fun kinks. Wrong End of the Leash: "Being a stallion" doesn't mean you need to be dominant.
A somewhat different take on the phrase "sex therapist". Many of the chapters will deal with situations that are sensitive to some people, so slurs, shaming, trolling, derogatory comments, etc. will simply be deleted.
I do accept suggestions for these stories! However, I will only accept ideas that stay true to the purpose of Ember's. Ember helps ponies with their sex-related problems. Suggestions such as "I think Ember and X pony would be hot" will be ignored. Suggestions such as "What if Ember were to meet a pony with Y problem?" or "I think X pony might be in Z situation and Ember could help" will be considered. I do also sometimes accept commissions to write these (and other) stories for money, and am slightly more flexible about subject matter on such stories. Ember does see "ordinary" clients who just want a good time and don't have problems, after all!
This story takes place in the same universe as Honey Pie, but otherwise has nothing whatsoever to do with it.
Most chapters are posted without editing by anyone else, so forgive any small grammatical errors you may find. It's currently marked "incomplete" because there are many more chapters to come, but each chapter is it's own complete story, so you won't be left hanging!
Long after the event stole all the humans from Earth, changeling queen Evoli is sick of the constant self-destruction of pony civilizations. Maybe if someone with real talent for leadership could take over, her swarm wouldn't go hungry.
Over a thousand years ago, every human on Earth vanished. The ponies left behind were forced to rebuild what they could, largely ignorant of their new abilities. When a devastating plague spelled the end of the first age of pony civilization on Earth, the changelings were forced to watch helplessly as their food supply withered away.
Queen Evoli's swarm is barely surviving on the measly drops of love they can scavenge from the slow-recovering pony population. But it wouldn't have to be that way, if only somepony who really knew how to lead was in charge. She is many centuries old now, with power and experience that ponies in their short lives cannot imagine. Maybe if the world had somepony like her to rule it, civilization would do better.
At least she wouldn't be going hungry anymore...
A Ponies After People story written for Sparktail on my Patreon, crossposted to Fimfiction. Updates daily until complete. Edited by Sparktail and Two Bit, and cover by Zutcha.
A collaborative collection of stories about finding ponies in your bed.
You're just an ordinary guy, living an ordinary life. But your life changes one miserable Monday, when you arrive home to find an unexpected visitor in your house: specifically, you discover Twilight Sparkle in your bed.
Things go downhill fast.
And she's just your first visitor.
Tags and contributing authors will be added as needed. A couple new chapters will be added daily until the well runs dry. Continuity is overrated, so don't complain about it. It's a thematic collab, not a big budget Hollywood movie where there are never any continuity errors. Do you want to join? Click here!
Have you ever had a building collapse on top of you? It hurts a lot. Now imagine it's on fire.
I woke up to a burning building coming down on top of me.
Oh yeah, that isn't even the half of it. There's these freaky Technicolor horses everywhere too and a few of them were dressed in golden armour.
They bound me, dragged me to the castle and hooked me up to some chains. Currently I'm being interrogated by a white unicorn... guard. Whatever it's called.
Well, it's not like it could get much worse, right?
Rated teen for suggestive situations and bad language
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Found some cover art.
Sorry to whomever made this, but the source website was taken down or something, so I'm really not sure who to credit.
Finally found the name of the artist: Blaz Portenta
I got featured a couple times. Yeah, I'm surprised too.
When a patrol of Royal Guards finds an infant changling while exploring the Frozen North, one pony decides take the abandoned shapeshifter in and raise it as her own daughter.
When a Royal Guard of the Crystal Empire finds an abandoned changeling foal, she takes in the infant and raises it as her own daughter. It’s love at first sight, and the bond that forms between them gets the guard in a lot more trouble than she bargained for.
Jacob was just an ordinary student the year the whole world changed. It started with the powers, powers that seemed to be spreading. Can he get to the bottom of this mystery and take back his life before there's nothing left to save?
A few months have gone by since the last season of MLP, and it seemed as though the fandom would slip quietly into obscurity. But strange things are happening, things nobody can explain. People who have never seen the show report sightings of strange monsters wandering at night. Bronies develop strange powers, and sometimes they disappear. Strangest of all are the blurry images of familiar characters, all seeming convinced of terrible danger just around the corner.
Jacob never imagined his life would be anything but ordinary. He’d finish his degree, make a living, maybe have a few kids. Until he almost got eaten on his way home from school and found himself thrust headlong into danger he could barely understand. Jacob (and his humanity) may not survive it.
During her brother's surprise wedding, Twilight meets a demon from her past that overturns the lives of everypony around her, and threatens to tear apart their friendships. Meanwhile, Twilight's enemies, old and new, close in as her spirit fails.
Hello, my name is Twilight Sparkle. My brothers are Shining Armor, captain of the Royal Guard, and a dragon named Spike that I hatched when I was little. I have five friends that help me wield the Elements of Harmony, artifacts that protect Equestria from evil. I have a few other friends that are less important, but still great ponies nonetheless.
One catch, though. I am also a changeling Queen, and the friends and family I just mentioned are all my subjects, and children as well. They don't even know it, but everything's working out alright, so no reason to tell them! After all, it's not like a giant wave of love energy could suddenly reveal all the changelings in Canterlot, right? Right?
Part 1, Revelation: Twilight Sparkle meets an old enemy that reveals a secret she's kept since she was named.
Part 2, Recollection: The Elements of Harmony try to get to the truth of the matter, changeling Queens begin their game of chess, Queen Citlali takes her Hive and runs from Canterlot.
Part 3, Reformation: Queen Citlali begins to grow her hive, Whitetail Hive takes some time to get used to the news, Princess Cadance dreams of a dark creature.
May 11-15, 2017: Featured for the maximum time... whoa.
When a graduate student ends up on the wrong side of Equestria. He must do what he can to survive, which basically means becoming the ultimate changeling nerd.
Random guy ends up in Equestria story, yet for reasons unbeknownst to him, he finds himself in an Equestria much like the one he barely remembers from a show he once watched, yet very different in all the wrong aspects.
It can't possibly be because he turned into a changeling right after their infamous invasion.
Right?
And now with an editor. A huge round of applause to Kablam Pony for helping me with editing this story.
A giant round of applause for mix-up for drawing such splendid cover art.
Tags:
AU: This is literally an alternate Equestria, where grim events happen as normal occurrences, also, the story starts from season 2 and moves up to season 4.
Comedy: who doesn't like to laugh at the misery of a fictional character?
Adventure: if that wasn't obvious I don't know what is.
Dark: Some of you pointed out that it has some dark elements, but don't worry, I will not write anything overboard.
Human: dare I need to state why.
Teen because of a couple of death scenes here and there, no gore, unless it's written in an extremely scientific language.
Oh, it's a shameless self insert by the way. I want to see how much I can write myself as a character in my own story and how much it relates to other characters I have written.
A foal abandoned for his own good. It is found by two ponies who never knew what they were in for. What could possibly happen?
Willow and Shield led a rather normal life, nothing out of the ordinary. Until one night, strange sounds wake them out of their slumber. What are they to do with the young foal they have found?
Standing Proud is a competent member of the Canterlot Royal Guard. Since the invasion by the changelings and Discord's incursion, everything has been on tighter guard. His life is about to change forever.
Standing Proud is a competent member of the Canterlot Royal Guard. Since the invasion by the changelings and Discord's incursion, everything has been on tighter guard. His duty is to cover the daytime shift guarding the South Canterlot Royal Library—little more than a book storage house, but it's become the target of a very canny changeling. His life is about to change forever.
A TF (transformation) themed story with a little mind-control fetish and a touch of body horror thrown in for good measure.
